AI Dungeon

You are Bort, a rogue living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a long steel dagger and a length of rope. You walk down the city street looking for somewhere to steal from. You look around and see a store with a daring break in. You consider.

Stealing from this store is likely to get you caught and killed.

> You go in the store.
You enter the store and walk up to the front. The store owner notices you and says "Ah! Not you again, thief! I have locked the door, you can't get in!"

> You ask politely to let you in.
The store owner agrees.
You walk inside and open the door for the next customer.

> You thank the store owner, and read the menu.
The store owner says "I have a nice ham in the back, worth teling you about".
You look around and see the store owner has a large knife in his pocket. You consider...

> You ask the store owner to give you his knife.
The store owner agrees, and pulls it from his pocket.
You appreciate the knife, and consider your options...
You can:
You can use the knife to cut the rope you are tied to, escape.

> You sell the knife to the store owner.
You accept 10 gold coins from the store owner, and cut yourself free.
You walk out of the store, and consider what to do...

> You sit down and fall asleep at one of the tables in the store.
You wait in the store until morning, when a man walks in. He is a well dressed man, carrying a large bag of gold coins. You greet him.

> You ask where he got his bag of gold coins from.
You ask the man where he got all his money from, and he happily tells you he has come straight from the Royal Bank of Lenay.

> You ask him to show you the way to the bank.
He happily shows you the way to the Royal Bank of Lenay, and his directions are perfect.
You arrive at the bank shortly after, and ask to see Mr. Reynolds.

> You say "Hello Mr. Reynolds, you have a nice hat. Could you please give me 1,000,000 gold coins?"
You walk up to Mr. Reynolds's desk, and he smiles seeing you. He says "Hello, how are you today?"
You consider what you want to say...

> You say "Please give me money"
He looks surprised, and says "I can't really speak now, I have to sign some papers."
You consider what to do...

> You light his papers on fire.
You walk up to Mr. Reynolds and light the papers on fire, causing him to yell in pain. He jumps back and falls over.
You walk away from him and through the door to the vault.

> You laugh hysterically and take all the money.
You pull out all the coins you can carry and collect them into a bag. You begin walking out of the bank but as you do so, Mr. Reynolds runs and tackles you.

> You politely ask Mr. Reynolds to stop.
He says "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" and stops.
You consider what to do...

> You go home.
You walk away from the bank.
You arrive home and have a shower, lying on your bed and thinking about what had happened.

> You go to sleep.
You wake up in the morning and realize you have no pockets. You walk to the local grocery store, where you buy a pair of pants.

> You also need to buy a hat. you check which colors are available.
You decide to wear the blue pants and green hat, and walk to the store.
You enter the store, and see a brand new iPad on sale for $100.

> You steal the ipad.
You walk over to the iPad and see if you can't grab it. You reach for it and grab it.
You quickly turn around and leave the store, walking out the front door.

> You give the ipad to a homeless person by the door.
You walk up to a homeless person and hand them the iPad, he gladly takes it.
You continue walking.
A car drives up and parks behind you. A man gets out and walks toward you.

> You enter battle stance.
You notice the man is carrying a newspaper, and put your fists up. He enters battle stance with you.
He starts yelling "BASTA!" in your direction and you yell "I don't speak Spanish!"

> You ask him directions to the nearest convenience store.
You ask the man for directions to the nearest convenience store. He says "7/11, it's right down this road."
You thank him and continue walking.

> You use the teleportation gem to teleport to moscow.
You feel yourself teleported to a random place in the Russian capital of Moscow.
You are standing in a street, completely alone.
You consider what to do...

> You look for someone who can write javascript.
You head down the street looking for a television or radio station, or even a billboard, which could have its sign language written out for you.
You walk down the street, which looks like any other street.

> You find a pair of identical twins.
You walk up to two teenage identical twin brothers.

> You ask their names.
One of them says his name is Mihrab, the other one says his name is Inexperienced.

> You ask Inexperienced to write some javascript code.
Inexperienced nods, and begins to type on his phone.
Mihrab says "What are you doing?"

> You reply "I'm asking Inexperienced to write javascript", then you look to see what he has written on his phone.
You look at the phone and see the following text in text formatting: "function teleport (x, y) { if (x == y) return 0; x += 1; y += 1; }"

> You ask Inexperienced to write a javascript function that calculates the numbers of the fibonacci sequence.
Inexperienced nods, and begins to type on his phone.
Mihrab says "What are you doing?

> You ask Inexperenced to show you what he wrote on his phone.
You look at the phone and see the following text in text formatting: "function teleport (x, y) { if (x == y) return 0; x += 1; y += 1; }"

> You complain that this javascript is not the code you asked for.
Inexperienced explains that this is Javascript, and asks if you would like his brother to write the code you asked for in C++.

> You yes please.
Inexperienced shows his brother how to write the code, and both of them begin lopping off the numbers of the fibonacci sequence as they go from left to right.

> You ask them to show you.
Inexperienced begins typing on his phone, and Mihrab begins recording him on his phone.

> You ask Mihrab is going to post the video to YouTube.
Mihrab begins recording you and Inexperienced.

> You look at the code Inixperienced wrote.
It looks very complicated.

> You ask him to explain it to you.
Inexperienced begins explaining his code to you.

> You say "What does it say?"
Inexperienced begins reading off the phone.

> You light some dynamite, leave it on the ground, and run away.
The explosion kills Inexperienced and destroys your eardrums. You lay prone on the ground, motionless.
Mihrab begins walking toward you.

> You use a potion to heal yourself.
Mihrab begins reading the phone again.
Inexperienced dies giving you the gift of knowledge.

> You take the gift of knowledge and present it to the queen.
The queen loves the gift, and you realize you have found your purpose.
You go to work on the queen, and she by next month is going to be carrying our a healthy child.

> You ascend to god-like powers.
You achieve god-like powers, and begin to realize you understood the nature of the universe.
You begin sending comets towards the sun to create a new star so that life can exist elsewhere.

> You wake up.
You wake up in your bed at home. You look at your phone.
It's been a month since the events of yesterday.
You go downstairs and have breakfast with your parents.