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  1. You are now entering the world of cunnyism, to become that of the cunnyseur
  2. There are several basic tenants of cunnyism:
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  4. "Are you guys pedophiles for talking about young girls cunts- cunnies?"
  5. A. First and foremost, and let's be absolutely clear about this, "cunny" it is NOT, in any way, a moniker for vagina.
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  7. "What is a cunny?"
  8. B. Cunny means love, cunny means life. It is a most needed term which encompasses all the pristine, sublime qualities exclusively gathered in those few, exquisite, finest manifestations of the female genre defined as "cunnys". A word which successfully combines the deepest meaning of beauty, the purest form of contemplation, and the earnest, inmost sincere, unblemished expression of love. That, my dear friend, is the true meaning of cunny.
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  10. "What if I don't like the same cunny as another?"
  11. C. Cunnyism is a respectful, inclusive, tolerant, open-minded community, exempt from gratuitous embroilment, egotistic rivalry, petty discordance or any other kind of inane antagonism. True cunnysseurs are always cordial, cooperative, congenial individuals, easily approachable for though-provoking dialogue and affable exchanges of ideas. Remember out motto: cunny is love, cunny is life.
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  13. "Are you worried what people will think? Its not normal"
  14. D. We cunnybros transcend most of people would consider "normal", we're capable of seeing, appreciating and experiencing a higher sense of beauty, far greater than your mundane concept of aesthetics based on primitive mating instinct. Rest assured, any limitations in seeing this inspire our deepest sympathies.
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  16. "Im new to the whole cunny thing. Where do I stand? How do I become a master of cunnyism?"
  17. E. There's 3 stages of Cunnyism-
  18. 1.Cunnyplebs: These are the entry-level cunny fans, they've just discovered classic popular cunnys like Stephanie from Lazy Town, Hit-Girl or any other wildly known memefied examples. Their journey has only begun and many of them will never make it to the next stage, being unable to overcome social boundaries and misconceptions attached to the cunny fandom.
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  20. 2. Cunnyfans: This group has evolved to the next level, they're more aware of cunnys around them and can easily identity semi-popular cunnys like Elle Fanning and Kiernan Shipka. They're honest about their feelings but still hide them from the outside world.
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  22. 3. Cunnysseurs: Cunnysseurs are serious cunnynthusiasts, they can spot promising cunnys before everybody else, thus becoming important trendsetters for the cunny community. Brighton Sharbino and Jordyn Jones are clear examples of the Cunnysseurs scouting power. Far beyond a hobby, cunny has become their way of life and they're free to expand their knowledge to the highest spectrum of cunnyism.
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  24. "If cunny = love + life how am I meant to understand my emotions regarding this? I feel things I never expected."
  25. F. Love and life are both incredibly broad concepts, which convey an immense array of different emotions, it is not something as objective or rigid as a mathematical equation, but some of the most subjective definitions you can find in the human language.
  26. That alone should be enough for you to understand that no one could possibly oversimplify an intricate concept as cunny or cunnyism, which also defies and compiles a large number of complex notions and sentiments, into some breve, accessible, and worst of all, already established archaic definition. The meaning is right there, some might get it, other's won't, many simply can't.
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  29. >You're just a fat slob with an imaginary underage girlfriend
  30. Simply projecting.
  31. I wouldn't never describe my cunnyfu as an imaginary girlfriend, it is more like a "religious" experience, in the sense that it is a deep, highly enriching, metaphysical, spiritual relationship with the pure essence of an almost mythical being, although it is very difficult to put it into words.
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  33. >What is cunny essence?
  34. "cunny essence" is the gathering of all the qualities cunny, innocence, youthfulness, unmeasurable cuteness, a pinch of mischievousness, and many others which are really difficult to put into words but can be easily recognized by the eye of a true cunnysseur
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  36. "We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in 4chan, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in /tv/, we shall defend our cunnys, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the generals, we shall fight on waifu threads, we shall fight in the internet and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this board or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our cunnybros beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the spirit of cunnyism, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New Cunny Movement, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old waifuism."
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  40. >You guys are just waifuists
  41. Waifuism and cunnyism might have some similitudes, but in essence they're completely different. Waifuism doesn't have an age-limit, so your waifu it might as well be a 60 year old woman like helen mirren. Cunnyism doesn't have an age-limit either, but istead it has a cunny-essence based system, which kind of relates to age, since cunny-essence is mostly present in teenage girls, but could also still be present in adult women, such as emily kinney.
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  43. >You have no loyalty and just change girl every week
  44. In waifuism there's many different schools of thought about this, some say a waifu should be a life-lasting bond, others are fine with divorcing their waifu, same as for multiwaifuist. Cunnyism is completely different, we cunnysseurs are loyal to cunny as a life principle, that's the true object of our friendship, not a thing, or a person, but a state of being that consolidates all the attributes that we hold dear, beauty, youthfulness, purity, innocence, mischievousness, silliness, and such. We might be completely and utterly loyal to our cunnyfus, but it will always be a transitory state, just as life itself, for the day will come when they will no longer remain in the cunny-stage, and such being a cunnyfu would make no sense at all, in other words, a waifu can always remain a waifu, for as long as she's a live, and maybe even further, but a cunnyfu can only be a cunnyfu for as long as her cunny-essence remains, which can be weeks, months, years, we don't really know, and that to me it's the beauty of it, a rare, fleeting, wonderful event, like a sunset or a shooting star.
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