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▲: uH, hEY,
▼: Quick, what's the situation!
▼: Oh hey there little buddy.
▲: wHO IS THIS, eXACTLY,
▼: Name's Rick. I'm an Adventure Sphere. Built for adventure!
▲: oH, uHH,
▲: cOULD YOU MAYBE HELP, a LITTLE TROLL LIKE ME,
▲: iT MIGHT BE, dANGEROUS,
▼: Danger's my middle name!
▼: I'm all over this. Think there'll be some explosions?
▲: i, uHH, hOPE SO,
▼: Hooey! Gimme the sit-rep. Tell me what's goin' down.
▲: wELL, uHH,
▲: vRISKA IS OVER THERE AND,
▲: sHE LOOKS, kIND OF SCARY,
▲: sHE'S OVER, nEAR A LEDGE AND i THINK,
▲: uHH, sHE'S GOING TO TRY TO, fIGHT ME,
▼: Wait you're fightin' that girl? She looks like a fairy!
▼: I'm not a fan of fightin' a beautiful lady, but I'm pretty sure you can take her.
▲: sHE SORT OF DOES BUT, sHE'S PRETTY MEAN AND,
▲: sHE'S KILLED, a LOT OF PEOPLE,
▼: Oh damn! She's doesn't look like much, but she's a killer, huh?
▼: So you're doin' the vigilante thing then, little buddy?
▼: Takin' her down for the good of the people.
▲: i THINK SO, yES,
▼: Sounds like an adventure to me!
▼: Let's do this.
▼: You got a gun? I should really have a gun.
▲: nO, jUST MY LANCE,
▼: A lance? Kid, you know how to use that?
▼: Fancy yourself some kinda knight of olden days, I guess. It's cool. I'll just do the unarmed thing. Got like nine black belts after all.
▲: rEALLY,
▲: yOU MUST HAVE, a LOT OF PANTS TO, hOLD UP,
▼: Nah, kid... It means I'm really good at killin'
▼: Anyway. When you kill that girl you got a cool line ready? You always gotta have a cool line.
▲: uHH, nOT REALLY, nO,
▼: Okay let's work on this. Let's see. Fairy. Girl. Fairy girl. How about this! "You thinkin' happy thoughts now?!"
▼: You know, like... Peter Pan?
▲: yOU MEAN, pUPA pAN,
▼: Whatever. Same thing, different universe.
▲: tHAT, sOUNDS LIKE A REALLY GREAT LIKE, }: D
▲: i MEAN, lINE,
▼: Right! Cool. Got our weapons ready. Got our sweet line ready. Yeah kid, I think we're ready to take this girl down!
▼: It's all you, little buddy.
▼: You're the boss here.
▲: oKAY,
▲: dO YOU PROMISE THAT, yOU'LL STAY WITH ME,
▼: What do I look like? Some kinda Runnin' Away Sphere? I've got your back.
▲: oKAY, tHANKS, }: )
▲: wELL, hERE WE GO,
▼: Duck and weave, duck and weave!
▼: You can do this, kid. Wait, what's happening?
▲: aAH,
▼: Come on, kid, that's... that's just sad.
▼: You left yourself wide open!
▼: You okay kid?
▲: i DON'T LIKE DYING,
▼: Kid... Little buddy...
▼: Dying's the greatest adventure of all.
▼: The great unknown.
▼: I'm proud of you, standin' up to that fairy girl like you did.
▼: I'd salute if i had an arm.
▲: wHAT, hAPPENS NOW,
▲: wHERE DO i GO,
▼: I don't know, kid.
▼: I just don't know.
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