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- A philosopher once asked,
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- "Are we human
- because we gaze at the stars,
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- "or do we gaze at them
- because we are human?"
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- Pointless, really.
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- Do the stars gaze back?
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- Now, that's a question.
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- 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,530
- But I'm getting ahead of myself.
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- Our story really begins here,
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- 150 years ago
- at the Royal Academy of Science
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- in London, England,
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- where a letter arrived,
- containing a very strange inquiry.
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- It had come from a country boy
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- and the scientist who read it thought it
- might be a practical joke of some kind.
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- But he duly wrote a reply
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- politely explaining
- that the query was nonsense.
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- And posted it to the boy
- who lived in a village called Wall,
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- so named, the boy had said,
- for the wall that ran alongside it.
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- A wall that, according to local folklore,
- hid an extraordinary secret.
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- I'm charged with guarding the portal
- to another world.
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- And you're asking me
- to just let you through?
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- Yes.
- Because, let's be honest, it's a field.
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- 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:06,090
- Look, do you see
- another world out there?
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- No. You see a field.
- Do you see anything nonhuman?
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- No. And you know why?
- Because it's a field!
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- Hundreds of years,
- this wall's been here.
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- Hundreds of years,
- this gap's been under 24-hour guard.
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- - Well...
- - One more word,
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- and I'll have you up
- in front of the village council!
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- 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:34,420
- - Well, that sounds rather final.
- - Yeah.
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- - Better just go home, then, I suppose.
- - Right, then. Night, Dunstan.
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- Give my best to your father.
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- Stop!
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- Stop!
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- I don't deal with time-wasters.
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- Get over here and tend this stall.
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- I'm off to The Slaughtered Prince
- for a pint.
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- See anything you like?
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- Definitely.
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- I mean, what I meant was these ones,
- the blue ones.
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- How much are they?
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- 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,710
- They might be the color of your hair.
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- 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:09,940
- Or they might be all of your memories
- before you were three.
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- I can check if you like.
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- 00:04:12,420 --> 00:04:16,850
- Anyway, you shouldn't buy the bluebells.
- Buy this one instead.
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- Snowdrop.
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- It'll bring you luck.
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- But what does that cost?
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- This one costs a kiss.
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- Is she gone?
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- Follow me.
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- I'm a princess,
- tricked into being a witch's slave.
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- Will you liberate me?
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- It's an enchanted chain.
- I'll only be free when she dies.
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- Sorry.
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- Well, if I can't liberate you,
- what do you want of me?
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- So, the scientist was wrong.
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- The wall had successfully done its job
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- of hiding
- the magical kingdom of Stormhold.
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- The young man returned that night
- to his home in England,
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- hoping that his adventure
- would soon be forgotten.
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- But nine months later,
- he received an unexpected souvenir.
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- This was left at the wall for you.
- It says here his name is Tristan.
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- Tristan? Don't forget the flowers.
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- Yes. I've got them. Thank you, Father.
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- Eighteen years passed,
- and the baby Tristan grew up
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- knowing nothing
- of his unconventional heritage.
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- But never mind
- how the infant became a boy.
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- This is the story of
- how Tristan Thorn becomes a man,
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- a much greater challenge altogether.
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- For to achieve it,
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- he must win the heart
- of his one true love.
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- - It's him!
- - It's him!
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- Humphrey?
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- No, it's Tristan.
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- Did I leave something at the shop?
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- No. I just thought I could bring...
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- Tristan Thorn,
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- shop boy by day, peeping Tom by night.
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- Is there no end to your charms?
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- Humphrey,
- there's no need to be like that.
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- Be nice to the poor boy.
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- Were those for Victoria?
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- You were always useless at fencing
- in school, Tristan.
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- In fact, I'm having trouble remembering
- if there was anything you were good at.
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- Humphrey, that's enough.
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- Are you all right?
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- Yeah. Yeah, fine.
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- - Want some breakfast?
- - No, I'm really late for work.
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- 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:04,170
- - Are you all right?
- - Yeah. Fine. Why?
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- 00:09:04,270 --> 00:09:08,770
- Oh, I don't know.
- Last night, how'd it go?
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- Oh, really good. Really, really good.
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- Hello, Tristan.
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- - Victoria.
- - Pound of sugar, please.
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- - Yes.
- - Let's see, a bag of flour, a dozen eggs.
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- Oh, look, I'm sorry about last night.
- Humphrey was really rude.
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- I also need a sack of potatoes
- and some chocolate, please.
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- May I perhaps see you tonight?
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- No, but you may walk me home.
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- Now?
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- Yes. Yes, I can.
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- Father, I lost my job.
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- Father, I don't... I lost my job. I'm sorry.
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- - Father...
- - You lost your job.
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- Yes, so I heard.
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- Father, I'm sorry. I...
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- 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:24,580
- Maybe Mr. Monday was right.
- Maybe I am deluding myself.
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- - I'm not good enough for Victoria.
- - He said that? That's poppycock.
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- You really want to know
- how it went last night?
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- Yeah.
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- Not good.
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- Come on. I'm wasting my time.
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- I'm not like Humphrey.
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- Tristan, I can tell you that every man
- I ever envied when I was a boy
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- has led an unremarkable life.
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- So you don't fit with the popular crowd.
- Now, I take that as a very good omen.
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- - Tristan, I clearly said...
- - I know. You told me not to come.
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- I have something for you. A surprise.
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- No...
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- It's not my birthday for another week,
- you know.
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- - I've never had champagne before.
- - Yeah, me, neither.
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- My God! This is delicious!
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- 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:47,730
- How did... Well,
- how does a shop boy afford all of this?
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- I'm not a shop boy.
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- God! I heard. I'm sorry.
- What are you going to do now?
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- No. I mean, I'm not a shop boy.
- I was just working in a shop.
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- And now I'm not.
- Now I'm free to live my life as I wish.
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- 00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:02,450
- This must have been all your savings.
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- So? I can make more.
- That's the beauty of it.
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- I never intended to stay in Wall,
- Victoria.
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- There's a big world out there,
- I'm gonna make my fortune.
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- Now you sound just like Humphrey.
- He's quite a traveler.
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- Do you know he's going all the way
- to lpswich just to buy me a ring?
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- Lpswich?
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- Victoria, I'm talking about London
- or Paris or...
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- A ring? Why is he...
- What kind of a ring?
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- The word is he's planning to propose
- to me on my birthday.
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- 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,970
- He's going to...
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- 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,710
- And you're gonna say yes.
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- 00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:38,340
- I can't exactly say no
- after he's gone all the way to lpswich.
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- "All the way to lpswich"?
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- Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
- I'd cross oceans or continents.
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- - Really?
- - Yes.
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- Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
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- I would go to
- the gold fields of San Francisco
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- and bring you back your weight in gold.
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- I would.
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- I'd go to Africa and bring you back
- a diamond as big as your fist.
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- Or I'd go to the Arctic
- and I'd slaughter a polar bear
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- and bring you back its head.
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- A polar bear's head?
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- You're funny, Tristan.
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- People like you and people like me,
- we're just not...
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- I should be going. It's really late.
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- Well, hold on, then.
- Let's at least finish the champagne.
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- Okay.
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- Had Tristan known then
- how the stars watched Earth,
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- he'd have shuddered at the very thought
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- of an audience to his humiliation.
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- But, fortunately for him,
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- nearly every star in the sky
- was at that moment
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- looking in earnest at the land
- on the other side of the wall,
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- where the King of all Stormhold
- lay on his deathbed,
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- which was a coincidence
- because it was the King's final act
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- that would change the course
- of Tristan's destiny forever.
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- Where is Secundus?
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- He's on his way, Father.
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- 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:20,740
- Then we shall wait.
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- Sorry I'm late, Father.
- I came as swiftly as I was able.
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- Septimus.
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- 00:14:40,970 --> 00:14:42,160
- Primus.
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- Tertius.
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- 00:14:45,270 --> 00:14:49,640
- So, to the matter of succession.
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- Of my seven sons,
- there are four of you today still standing.
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- This is quite a break with tradition.
- I had 12 brothers.
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- And you killed them all for your throne
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- before your father, the King,
- even felt poorly.
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- We know, Father.
- You're strong and courageous.
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- 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:13,530
- And cunning. Most importantly, cunning.
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- - Secundus.
- - Yes, Father?
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- 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:22,410
- Look through the window.
- Tell me what you see.
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- I see the kingdom, Father.
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- The whole of Stormhold.
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- 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:38,520
- - And?
- - My kingdom?
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- Maybe. Look up.
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- - Secundus.
- - Sextus. Quartus. Quintus.
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- 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:17,960
- You're alive. You're...
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- Stuck like this
- till the new king is crowned.
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- I was that close.
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- 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:26,300
- Well, at least
- you haven't lost your looks.
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- 00:16:26,410 --> 00:16:29,310
- Oh, please. You're not annoyed
- about that whole murder thing, are you?
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- - I mean, that was 10 years ago.
- - Yeah.
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- Great deal of good it did you, didn't it,
- killing me, Secundus?
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- Because now, of course,
- now you are King of all Stormhold.
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- Oh, sorry. Wait. No, you're not.
- You're dead.
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- Una? Una?
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- 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:48,190
- No, Father, it's me, your son.
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- Tertius.
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- 00:16:52,730 --> 00:16:55,460
- Where is your sister, Una?
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- 00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:58,870
- Sorry, Father.
- Nobody has seen Una for years now.
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- - Septimus?
- - What?
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- 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:06,770
- Tradition dictates the throne must pass
- to a male heir.
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- 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:09,010
- Exactly, Father.
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- 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:11,850
- So why would I kill my sister
- when these cretins are still alive?
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- 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:13,110
- Indeed.
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- 00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:20,460
- Therefore, we shall resolve the situation
- in a non-traditional manner.
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- 00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:49,520
- Only he of royal blood
- can restore the ruby.
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- 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:56,260
- And the one of you that does so
- shall be the new King of Stormhold.
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- Oh, Tristan! A shooting star!
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- Beautiful.
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- More beautiful than a fancy ring
- from lpswich?
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- Victoria, for your hand in marriage,
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- 00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:09,690
- I'd cross the wall
- and I'd bring you back that fallen star.
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- 00:19:09,970 --> 00:19:11,960
- You can't cross the wall.
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- 00:19:12,340 --> 00:19:14,930
- Nobody crosses the wall.
- Now you're just being silly.
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- 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,870
- I'm not being silly. I'd do it.
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- 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
- For you, I'd do anything.
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- 00:19:22,580 --> 00:19:24,520
- My very own star.
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- 00:19:28,220 --> 00:19:30,880
- It seems we have ourselves
- an agreement.
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- 00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:35,220
- You have exactly one week
- or I'm marrying Humphrey.
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- 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,390
- Mormo! Empusa! Wake up. Now!
- 221
- 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,900
- - What is it?
- - A star has fallen.
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- 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,540
- Where are the Babylon candles?
- 223
- 00:21:05,650 --> 00:21:10,350
- You used the last one, Lamia,
- 200 years ago. Do you not recall?
- 224
- 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:12,710
- Perhaps we can obtain another.
- 225
- 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:16,260
- Has your mind become
- as decrepit as your face, Empusa?
- 226
- 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,120
- You speak as if such things
- are freely available.
- 227
- 00:21:19,230 --> 00:21:20,590
- I know, sister, I merely thought...
- 228
- 00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,220
- You'd have us hunting
- for a Babylon candle
- 229
- 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,100
- while some other witch finds our star.
- 230
- 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,800
- Fool. There's no time to waste.
- 231
- 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:31,340
- If we must retrieve it on foot,
- then we shall.
- 232
- 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,530
- Mormo, we need information.
- 233
- 00:21:42,790 --> 00:21:47,650
- If these divinations are correct,
- the fallen star lies 100 miles away.
- 234
- 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:56,160
- Four centuries we've waited for this.
- What hardship a few more days?
- 235
- 00:21:56,270 --> 00:21:59,700
- Which of us shall go, then, to seek it
- and bring it back?
- 236
- 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:09,680
- - I've his kidney.
- - I've his liver.
- 237
- 00:22:09,780 --> 00:22:11,470
- And I've his heart.
- 238
- 00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,110
- You'll be needing
- what's left of the last star.
- 239
- 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:27,930
- - There's not much left.
- - Soon, there'll be plenty for us all.
- 240
- 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,950
- - Dunstan Thorn. Not again.
- - It's Tristan, actually.
- 241
- 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:33,780
- Oh. You do look a bit like your father.
- 242
- 00:23:33,890 --> 00:23:37,350
- And I suppose you intend
- to cross the wall as well, do you?
- 243
- 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,300
- Well, you can forget it. Go home.
- 244
- 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,560
- Cross the wall as well as who?
- 245
- 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,700
- No one. Nobody.
- 246
- 00:23:44,810 --> 00:23:47,270
- Nobody crosses the wall.
- You know that!
- 247
- 00:23:47,380 --> 00:23:49,640
- Everybody knows that!
- 248
- 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:53,270
- Yeah... No, no, I know.
- I understand. Nobody.
- 249
- 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,480
- Well, I better just head
- for the old homestead, then.
- 250
- 00:23:57,590 --> 00:23:58,710
- Yeah.
- 251
- 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:02,980
- - Right, then. Night, Tristan.
- - Good night.
- 252
- 00:24:03,090 --> 00:24:05,180
- Give my best to your father.
- 253
- 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,680
- Off you go.
- 254
- 00:24:35,690 --> 00:24:39,020
- I thought I heard you come in.
- Hey, what happened? Are you hurt?
- 255
- 00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:40,350
- No, I'm fine.
- 256
- 00:24:40,460 --> 00:24:41,950
- - That Humphrey again?
- - No.
- 257
- 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:45,400
- Actually, it was the guard.
- The guard at the wall.
- 258
- 00:24:46,300 --> 00:24:47,700
- Tristan, he's 97 years old.
- 259
- 00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:51,930
- Well, that's given him plenty of time
- to practice, then, hasn't it?
- 260
- 00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,600
- Why, may I ask,
- were you trying to cross the wall?
- 261
- 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:00,180
- I might ask you the same thing.
- 262
- 00:25:49,930 --> 00:25:51,520
- I have a mother.
- 263
- 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,930
- I mean, I have a mother.
- She could still be alive.
- 264
- 00:25:56,030 --> 00:25:58,970
- Oh, I hope so. I certainly like to think so.
- 265
- 00:26:02,910 --> 00:26:04,540
- The chain you cut.
- 266
- 00:26:05,710 --> 00:26:07,040
- Just like you said.
- 267
- 00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,270
- And...
- 268
- 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:13,880
- And the glass flower.
- The flower she sold to you.
- 269
- 00:26:13,990 --> 00:26:15,980
- She told me it would bring me luck.
- 270
- 00:26:16,090 --> 00:26:17,390
- Thank you.
- 271
- 00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:22,350
- This was also in the basket.
- I've never opened it.
- 272
- 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:24,930
- It's addressed to you.
- 273
- 00:26:41,250 --> 00:26:42,370
- Yep.
- 274
- 00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,980
- "My dearest Tristan, please know that
- I only ever wanted the best for you."
- 275
- 00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:52,450
- Had my mistress allowed it,
- I would have kept you in a heartbeat.
- 276
- 00:26:53,790 --> 00:26:56,660
- My dearest wish is that
- we will meet someday.
- 277
- 00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:01,200
- The fastest way to travel
- is by candlelight.
- 278
- 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,500
- To use it, think of me and only me.
- 279
- 00:27:06,540 --> 00:27:10,370
- I will think of you every day, for always.
- 280
- 00:27:13,010 --> 00:27:14,480
- "Your mother."
- 281
- 00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:23,280
- Well, do you... Do you have a light?
- 282
- 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:09,630
- Mother?
- 283
- 00:28:09,740 --> 00:28:12,970
- Oh! Oh, Mother, I'm so... I'm so sorry.
- Are you all right?
- 284
- 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:16,330
- No, I'm not.
- And I'm not your mother, so get off me!
- 285
- 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,530
- You're... You're not my mother?
- 286
- 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,940
- Do I look like I'm your mother?
- 287
- 00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,340
- No.
- 288
- 00:28:24,650 --> 00:28:25,810
- Sorry.
- 289
- 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:29,810
- Well, are you all right?
- Do you want some help?
- 290
- 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:32,290
- You can help by leaving me alone!
- 291
- 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,890
- All right.
- 292
- 00:28:42,130 --> 00:28:45,530
- Oh, my God.
- "Light the candle and think of me."
- 293
- 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,660
- I was. I was thinking of my...
- 294
- 00:28:47,770 --> 00:28:50,500
- But then Victoria and the star
- just popped into...
- 295
- 00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,470
- Oh, excuse me, madam. Sorry.
- 296
- 00:28:56,580 --> 00:29:00,480
- This may seem strange, but
- have you seen a fallen star anywhere?
- 297
- 00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:03,080
- - You're funny.
- - No, really, we're in a crater.
- 298
- 00:29:03,190 --> 00:29:05,280
- This must be where it fell.
- 299
- 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:07,350
- Yeah, this is where it fell.
- 300
- 00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:10,430
- It is. Or if you want to be really specific,
- 301
- 00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:12,860
- up there is where
- this weird, bloody necklace
- 302
- 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,090
- came out of nowhere
- and knocked it out of the heavens
- 303
- 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:17,030
- when it was minding its own business.
- 304
- 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,030
- And over there is where it landed.
- 305
- 00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:24,900
- And right here, this is where it got hit
- by a magical flying moron!
- 306
- 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,310
- You're the star! You're the star? Really?
- 307
- 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:36,580
- Oh, wow. I'm sorry.
- I had no idea you'd be a...
- 308
- 00:29:38,660 --> 00:29:41,420
- May I just say in advance
- that I am sorry?
- 309
- 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,850
- - Sorry for what?
- - For this.
- 310
- 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,860
- Now, if I am not mistaken,
- this means you have to come with me.
- 311
- 00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,630
- See, you're going to be a birthday gift
- for Victoria, my true love.
- 312
- 00:29:50,730 --> 00:29:52,100
- But of course!
- 313
- 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,200
- Nothing says romance like the gift
- of a kidnapped, injured woman!
- 314
- 00:29:56,540 --> 00:29:58,840
- I'm not going anywhere with you.
- 315
- 00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,980
- Hurry. You should be
- on your way now, Primus.
- 316
- 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:12,240
- You must find the royal necklace
- with the ruby before your brothers.
- 317
- 00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:16,760
- I should like to see you take the throne.
- The first benevolent king.
- 318
- 00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:21,450
- I don't doubt Stormhold would be
- a better place under your rule.
- 319
- 00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:22,790
- Really?
- 320
- 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:25,390
- Well, that is fascinating.
- 321
- 00:30:25,500 --> 00:30:27,630
- - Don't you think, Tertius?
- - Yes, indeed.
- 322
- 00:30:27,740 --> 00:30:32,540
- Prince Septimus! Tertius. Well... Well.
- Well, well, I...
- 323
- 00:30:32,980 --> 00:30:37,140
- Since you're all here,
- won't you join me in a toast?
- 324
- 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,510
- What a very good idea.
- 325
- 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:43,020
- To the new King of Stormhold,
- 326
- 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,350
- whichever of you fine fellows
- it might be.
- 327
- 00:30:47,090 --> 00:30:49,280
- To the new King of Stormhold.
- 328
- 00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:31,720
- You!
- 329
- 00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:58,820
- You really thought that you were king?
- 330
- 00:31:59,130 --> 00:32:01,530
- - You killed the Bishop?
- - No, Primus.
- 331
- 00:32:01,630 --> 00:32:06,460
- I think you'll find that you killed the
- Bishop by drinking out of the wrong cup.
- 332
- 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:09,470
- Oh, look, when you finish wrestling
- with your conscience,
- 333
- 00:32:09,570 --> 00:32:12,300
- may I suggest you return
- to your chamber?
- 334
- 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:14,810
- Leave the quest for the stone to me.
- 335
- 00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:24,880
- How have we lived this way
- all these years?
- 336
- 00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:41,820
- In my absence, I expect you to make it
- fit for the queens we are.
- 337
- 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:47,810
- When I return with our prize,
- all of us shall be young again.
- 338
- 00:32:49,540 --> 00:32:51,640
- Never fear, my sisters.
- 339
- 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,740
- I will not fail.
- 340
- 00:33:05,190 --> 00:33:06,620
- Don't you ever sleep?
- 341
- 00:33:06,730 --> 00:33:07,690
- Not at night.
- 342
- 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:09,530
- May have escaped your notice, genius,
- 343
- 00:33:09,630 --> 00:33:11,650
- but that's when stars
- have rather better things to do.
- 344
- 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,060
- They're coming out, shining,
- that sort of thing.
- 345
- 00:33:14,170 --> 00:33:17,400
- Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours,
- but you're not in the sky anymore.
- 346
- 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:19,470
- Coming out is off the agenda.
- 347
- 00:33:19,570 --> 00:33:23,270
- Shining has been suspended
- until further notice.
- 348
- 00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,810
- Oh, and sleeping during the day
- is O-U-T.
- 349
- 00:33:27,550 --> 00:33:31,000
- Unless you have some magical ability
- to sleep while you're walking.
- 350
- 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,480
- Have you not got it
- into your thick head yet?
- 351
- 00:33:33,590 --> 00:33:35,580
- I'm not walking anywhere!
- 352
- 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:37,480
- Fine.
- 353
- 00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:41,080
- Sit in a crater.
- I've had enough of you anyway.
- 354
- 00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:44,050
- I was gonna put you back in the sky
- once I'd brought you to my Victoria,
- 355
- 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,360
- but clearly, you'd rather sit on your own
- in the middle of nowhere forever.
- 356
- 00:33:47,470 --> 00:33:50,830
- And just how were you planning
- to get me back to the sky?
- 357
- 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:54,200
- I find the fastest way to travel
- is by candlelight.
- 358
- 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,510
- - You've got a Babylon candle.
- - Yeah, I have a bubbling candle.
- 359
- 00:33:58,610 --> 00:34:00,170
- - A Babylon candle.
- - That's what I said.
- 360
- 00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,270
- You said "Bubbling."
- 361
- 00:34:01,380 --> 00:34:03,780
- Anyway, I was going to give
- what's left of it to you.
- 362
- 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,210
- Well, that barely has one use left.
- 363
- 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,810
- So be grateful I'm not using it right now
- to get us both back to the wall.
- 364
- 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:14,290
- Unless you have a better way of
- getting yourself home.
- 365
- 00:34:16,930 --> 00:34:18,060
- Fine!
- 366
- 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:20,160
- Help me up.
- 367
- 00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:23,230
- All right. All right. I'm helping.
- 368
- 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,200
- And you are gonna have to walk
- quicker than that.
- 369
- 00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:29,070
- Otherwise, I'll never get you back
- to Victoria in a week.
- 370
- 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:30,640
- Don't push your luck.
- 371
- 00:34:32,510 --> 00:34:36,380
- Don't take less than a florin for him,
- Bernard! You understand?
- 372
- 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,610
- - Yes, Mother.
- - No dilly-dallying!
- 373
- 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,620
- And don't even think of stopping at the
- tavern, Bernard, or you'll be sorry!
- 374
- 00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:44,850
- A florin for your goat, boy.
- 375
- 00:34:50,230 --> 00:34:52,700
- He's a bit small to pull your cart.
- 376
- 00:34:54,570 --> 00:34:56,260
- You're quite right.
- 377
- 00:35:06,580 --> 00:35:08,310
- That's much better.
- 378
- 00:35:12,990 --> 00:35:14,210
- Bernard!
- 379
- 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:17,280
- Bernard!
- 380
- 00:35:39,510 --> 00:35:40,700
- Get on!
- 381
- 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,210
- Who goes there?
- 382
- 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,310
- What do you want with me,
- a poor old flower...
- 383
- 00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:23,350
- Oh, do shut up. I know what you are
- 384
- 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:28,080
- and I swear by the ordinances of the
- sisterhood to which we both belong
- 385
- 00:36:28,190 --> 00:36:30,660
- that I mean you no harm this day.
- 386
- 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,750
- I wish to share your meal.
- 387
- 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:39,070
- Well, one can never be too careful.
- Sit down. I'll get you a seat.
- 388
- 00:36:48,010 --> 00:36:49,810
- - Anything else?
- - Nope.
- 389
- 00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,970
- What's it to be?
- 390
- 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,140
- Heads or tails?
- 391
- 00:36:57,820 --> 00:36:58,980
- Heads.
- 392
- 00:37:00,790 --> 00:37:02,520
- So, stranger,
- 393
- 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:05,990
- where are you headed off to
- on this fine day?
- 394
- 00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:08,030
- I seek a fallen star.
- 395
- 00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:10,900
- She fell not far from here.
- 396
- 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,230
- And when I find her,
- I shall take my great knife
- 397
- 00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:15,800
- and cut out her heart
- while she still lives.
- 398
- 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:20,370
- And the glory of our youth
- shall be restored.
- 399
- 00:37:20,940 --> 00:37:22,340
- Fallen star?
- 400
- 00:37:23,510 --> 00:37:26,040
- That's the best news I've had in ages.
- 401
- 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:28,910
- I could do with losing
- a few years meself.
- 402
- 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:31,080
- So whereabouts did you...
- 403
- 00:37:31,190 --> 00:37:32,710
- Limbus grass!
- 404
- 00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:38,160
- You dare to steal truth from my lips
- by feeding me limbus grass?
- 405
- 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:42,530
- Do you have any idea what a big
- mistake you've made, Ditchwater Sal?
- 406
- 00:37:43,630 --> 00:37:45,730
- How do you know my...
- 407
- 00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,830
- - Who are you?
- - Look again.
- 408
- 00:37:50,370 --> 00:37:54,270
- I shall not seek the star,
- Your Dark Majesty. I swear.
- 409
- 00:37:54,380 --> 00:37:56,040
- Seek all you wish.
- 410
- 00:37:58,210 --> 00:38:01,670
- You shall not see the star, touch it,
- smell or hear it.
- 411
- 00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,240
- You will not perceive her
- even if she stands before you.
- 412
- 00:38:13,230 --> 00:38:16,200
- Pray you never meet me again,
- Ditchwater Sal.
- 413
- 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:18,890
- Oh, right. So let me get this straight.
- 414
- 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,560
- You think you know
- we're going the right way because...
- 415
- 00:38:21,670 --> 00:38:24,430
- And I quote, "I just do."
- 416
- 00:38:24,540 --> 00:38:26,230
- I do, though. I don't know why.
- 417
- 00:38:26,340 --> 00:38:29,000
- Maybe it's my love for Victoria
- guiding me home.
- 418
- 00:38:29,110 --> 00:38:30,670
- - Please.
- - Yvonne, whether you like it or not...
- 419
- 00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:33,410
- Yvaine! My name is Yvaine, so...
- 420
- 00:38:33,510 --> 00:38:35,810
- How many times do I have to...
- 421
- 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,680
- Would you...
- Would you please slow down?
- 422
- 00:38:38,790 --> 00:38:40,050
- Yes, yes.
- 423
- 00:38:41,990 --> 00:38:43,150
- Look, we're...
- We're going north, all right?
- 424
- 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:44,520
- The wall's north.
- 425
- 00:38:44,630 --> 00:38:47,790
- And if you look up in the sky,
- even during the day, you can see the...
- 426
- 00:38:47,900 --> 00:38:49,590
- The evening star. That's so weird.
- 427
- 00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,560
- That's funny. Hilarious.
- My sides are splitting.
- 428
- 00:38:51,670 --> 00:38:53,260
- No, I'm being...
- 429
- 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,630
- Wait that... That was you! Really?
- 430
- 00:38:58,910 --> 00:39:00,670
- What... What are...
- 431
- 00:39:00,780 --> 00:39:03,110
- - What are you doing?
- - What does it look like I'm doing?
- 432
- 00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,370
- - Sitting down. I'm tired.
- - Please don't do this again.
- 433
- 00:39:05,480 --> 00:39:07,950
- We agreed we'd stop off
- at the next village to eat and rest.
- 434
- 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:11,020
- Come on, Tristan. It's midday.
- 435
- 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:15,950
- I never stay up this late!
- Just, please, let me sleep!
- 436
- 00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:21,290
- Okay, you... Well, then I'll... You sleep.
- I'll go and get something to eat.
- 437
- 00:39:28,070 --> 00:39:29,260
- What are you doing?
- 438
- 00:39:29,370 --> 00:39:33,600
- What does it look like I'm doing?
- I'm making sure you don't run away.
- 439
- 00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:54,130
- Your Highness, the soothsayer,
- as you requested.
- 440
- 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,160
- South, you said.
- 441
- 00:39:58,130 --> 00:39:59,620
- South we went.
- 442
- 00:40:01,070 --> 00:40:02,590
- Still no stone.
- 443
- 00:40:04,510 --> 00:40:06,630
- Do you now propose
- we start swimming?
- 444
- 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:11,800
- Sire, I've merely relayed to you
- what the runes have told me.
- 445
- 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,510
- I can do no more.
- 446
- 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:16,750
- Well, consult them again.
- 447
- 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:18,280
- Wait.
- 448
- 00:40:21,290 --> 00:40:25,280
- Before we seek the stone,
- I have another question.
- 449
- 00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:29,020
- Am I the seventh son?
- 450
- 00:40:33,570 --> 00:40:34,660
- Yes.
- 451
- 00:40:34,770 --> 00:40:36,390
- Another question.
- 452
- 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,760
- Is my favorite color blue?
- 453
- 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,470
- Yes.
- 454
- 00:40:44,580 --> 00:40:48,310
- Has excessive begging or pleading
- ever persuaded me
- 455
- 00:40:48,410 --> 00:40:50,680
- to spare the life of a traitor?
- 456
- 00:40:53,990 --> 00:40:55,510
- What does that mean?
- 457
- 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,180
- - That means no.
- - Good.
- 458
- 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,090
- Throw them again.
- This time, throw them high.
- 459
- 00:41:06,170 --> 00:41:08,220
- Do you work for my brother?
- 460
- 00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:27,680
- So, do we continue west?
- 461
- 00:41:58,150 --> 00:41:59,340
- Tristan?
- 462
- 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:09,760
- Who's there?
- 463
- 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:19,000
- Tristan, is that you?
- 464
- 00:42:20,110 --> 00:42:21,600
- It's not funny.
- 465
- 00:42:25,950 --> 00:42:27,170
- Tristan?
- 466
- 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,580
- Come on.
- 467
- 00:43:21,970 --> 00:43:24,560
- Be careful how much magic
- you use, sister.
- 468
- 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:26,470
- It's beginning to show.
- 469
- 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:29,900
- One goat and a small enchantment.
- Hardly extravagant.
- 470
- 00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:32,940
- Well, even using the ring
- will take its toll.
- 471
- 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,380
- Better you call on us only in dire need.
- 472
- 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,780
- And use your runes
- to locate the star yourself.
- 473
- 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,870
- I used them and she should be here.
- 474
- 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:43,780
- But now
- they're just telling me gibberish.
- 475
- 00:44:01,240 --> 00:44:04,040
- It is because you must stay
- where you are, my sister.
- 476
- 00:44:04,140 --> 00:44:05,370
- She is coming to you.
- 477
- 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,100
- Oh, be warned, Lamia.
- Delicacy is needed.
- 478
- 00:44:08,210 --> 00:44:12,240
- Misery has drained her.
- She's barely shining.
- 479
- 00:44:12,350 --> 00:44:17,080
- Set a trap that ensures her heart
- is glowing before you cut it out.
- 480
- 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:21,080
- Yvaine! Yvaine!
- 481
- 00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:23,450
- Oh, you idiot.
- 482
- 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:47,840
- You shall become human.
- 483
- 00:46:04,890 --> 00:46:09,090
- You are Billy, the innkeeper.
- I am your wife, and you're our daughter.
- 484
- 00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,660
- Now, make everything ready.
- Our special guest will be here soon.
- 485
- 00:46:24,580 --> 00:46:28,680
- I mean, who's to say he'd have even
- kept his promise about the candle?
- 486
- 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:32,450
- I just refuse to believe
- he's the only person in Stormhold
- 487
- 00:46:32,550 --> 00:46:34,250
- who could've helped me.
- 488
- 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:38,620
- Going on and on and on.
- Just "Victoria this" and "Victoria that."
- 489
- 00:46:41,030 --> 00:46:42,260
- Tristan?
- 490
- 00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,290
- Please protect our sister, Tristan.
- 491
- 00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:50,170
- Yvaine is in grave danger.
- 492
- 00:46:51,010 --> 00:46:53,300
- The unicorn came to help her.
- 493
- 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:56,530
- But now they're heading into a trap.
- 494
- 00:47:00,550 --> 00:47:03,350
- No star is safe in Stormhold.
- 495
- 00:47:04,290 --> 00:47:08,590
- The last to fall, 400 years ago,
- 496
- 00:47:08,690 --> 00:47:14,030
- was captured by the same witches
- who seek Yvaine now.
- 497
- 00:47:15,230 --> 00:47:16,860
- They tricked her,
- 498
- 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,890
- cared for her,
- 499
- 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,830
- and when her heart
- was once more aglow,
- 500
- 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,810
- they cut it from her chest
- 501
- 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,500
- and ate it.
- 502
- 00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,050
- There's no time to waste.
- 503
- 00:47:36,150 --> 00:47:37,880
- A coach is coming.
- 504
- 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:41,610
- By any means possible,
- you must get on it.
- 505
- 00:47:42,260 --> 00:47:43,310
- Run.
- 506
- 00:48:23,830 --> 00:48:26,820
- If Septimus insists on sending a boy
- to do a man's job...
- 507
- 00:48:26,930 --> 00:48:27,920
- No, no, no, wait, please!
- 508
- 00:48:28,030 --> 00:48:29,900
- I don't know a Septimus.
- I just need a lift.
- 509
- 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,800
- Look at me, look at me.
- I'm unarmed. Please.
- 510
- 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,300
- Please, let me ride with you.
- 511
- 00:48:35,410 --> 00:48:38,780
- I'm afraid that's impossible.
- I'm on a quest of enormous importance.
- 512
- 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,780
- Well, then all the more reason
- to take me with you.
- 513
- 00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:44,370
- There may come a time when you need
- a second pair of hands. Sir?
- 514
- 00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:48,110
- Please. Maybe providence sent me
- to you just as it sent you to me.
- 515
- 00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:52,250
- - Get on.
- - Oh, yes. Thank you.
- 516
- 00:49:17,350 --> 00:49:20,880
- Goodness me, my dear.
- Come in out of this wretched rain!
- 517
- 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,550
- We have food and drink, a warm bed
- and plenty of hot water for a bath.
- 518
- 00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:48,810
- How do you like your bath?
- Warm, hot or boil-a-lobster?
- 519
- 00:49:49,750 --> 00:49:50,940
- I honestly don't know.
- 520
- 00:49:51,050 --> 00:49:52,450
- Then let me choose for you,
- 521
- 00:49:52,550 --> 00:49:55,750
- and I'll have my husband
- take your horse to the stable.
- 522
- 00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:57,850
- Billy?
- 523
- 00:50:08,730 --> 00:50:12,000
- Now, let's get you out
- of your wet things, shall we?
- 524
- 00:50:23,310 --> 00:50:24,780
- Feeling better?
- 525
- 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,610
- Much. Thank you.
- 526
- 00:50:27,020 --> 00:50:29,510
- The warm water's actually done me
- a world of good.
- 527
- 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:32,590
- You see?
- The powers of a nice, hot bath.
- 528
- 00:50:32,690 --> 00:50:35,120
- And your leg? Any improvement?
- 529
- 00:50:37,030 --> 00:50:38,860
- That is extraordinary.
- 530
- 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:43,090
- It's the very least I could do.
- I'm just glad you're feeling better.
- 531
- 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,070
- You seem happier in yourself, too.
- 532
- 00:50:45,170 --> 00:50:48,470
- I do feel happier. Less troubled.
- 533
- 00:50:49,710 --> 00:50:50,870
- Wonderful.
- 534
- 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,870
- Nothing like a nice soak
- to warm the cockles of your heart.
- 535
- 00:51:02,850 --> 00:51:06,190
- Now, I'm only a simple innkeeper's wife,
- 536
- 00:51:06,290 --> 00:51:09,780
- but I've been told
- I have a healer's hands.
- 537
- 00:51:10,930 --> 00:51:13,360
- I'd be glad to give you a massage.
- 538
- 00:51:13,900 --> 00:51:15,390
- What's a massage?
- 539
- 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:18,730
- Never had... Well, bless my soul.
- 540
- 00:51:19,470 --> 00:51:23,600
- Nothing like a massage to send you off
- for the finest and deepest night's sleep.
- 541
- 00:51:23,710 --> 00:51:25,170
- I do have trouble sleeping at night.
- 542
- 00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,140
- Lie on your back, dear.
- 543
- 00:51:30,180 --> 00:51:32,150
- Why not close your eyes?
- 544
- 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:35,580
- You'll drift off better that way.
- 545
- 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:50,990
- Hello!
- 546
- 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:54,090
- Service!
- 547
- 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,730
- Maybe we should carry on
- and try the next inn,
- 548
- 00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,570
- especially if this stone is as close
- as your runes say.
- 549
- 00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,410
- I'll give it one more try.
- 550
- 00:52:05,950 --> 00:52:07,180
- Relax here, my love.
- 551
- 00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:10,650
- I'll be back just as soon as
- I've taken care of this customer.
- 552
- 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,190
- At last. We require accommodation.
- 553
- 00:52:18,290 --> 00:52:21,630
- Please help my friend
- take the horses to the stables.
- 554
- 00:52:35,610 --> 00:52:36,740
- Hello!
- 555
- 00:52:57,370 --> 00:52:58,860
- I'm accustomed to better service,
- 556
- 00:52:58,970 --> 00:53:01,830
- but you're awake now
- and that's what counts.
- 557
- 00:53:02,700 --> 00:53:04,040
- Prepare your best room.
- 558
- 00:53:04,140 --> 00:53:05,200
- - She got the stone.
- - Stone, stone.
- 559
- 00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:09,470
- I'll thank you not to bother my guest, sir.
- I am the lady of this inn.
- 560
- 00:53:09,580 --> 00:53:11,100
- Glass of wine?
- 561
- 00:53:11,210 --> 00:53:12,410
- No, no, no, no, no.
- 562
- 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:14,300
- No.
- 563
- 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:19,310
- Until my brother is dead,
- I have vowed to drink only my own wine.
- 564
- 00:53:21,460 --> 00:53:24,950
- Though my friend in the stables
- might be glad of a drop.
- 565
- 00:53:27,260 --> 00:53:29,200
- Your best room, perhaps?
- 566
- 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:32,130
- Of course.
- 567
- 00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:41,470
- I'm sorry. I presumed that...
- 568
- 00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:44,010
- Traveling alone, are you?
- 569
- 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:48,880
- I've just stabled my four black stallions
- and my carriage.
- 570
- 00:53:48,980 --> 00:53:52,110
- Well, I say mine.
- It belonged to my late father.
- 571
- 00:54:06,100 --> 00:54:07,330
- Thank you.
- 572
- 00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:11,740
- That's so kind, thank you very much.
- My name's Tristan. What's yours?
- 573
- 00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:13,070
- Bernard.
- 574
- 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:24,010
- There was not a horse or beast
- he could not master.
- 575
- 00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:26,850
- So much so that in his youth,
- he took to riding a camel,
- 576
- 00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:28,320
- which was comical.
- 577
- 00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,520
- When he passed,
- the carriage came to me.
- 578
- 00:54:30,630 --> 00:54:31,650
- She's got the stone!
- 579
- 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:32,750
- - She's got it!
- - She's got it!
- 580
- 00:54:32,860 --> 00:54:36,130
- And it's the largest in all of Stormhold,
- so they say.
- 581
- 00:54:36,230 --> 00:54:38,990
- How nice for you. If you'll excuse me.
- 582
- 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,190
- Wait.
- 583
- 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:42,890
- That stone you're wearing. It can't be.
- 584
- 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:44,590
- - Oh, finally.
- - Yeah, good, well done, yes, sir.
- 585
- 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:45,670
- - Well done.
- - Sweet.
- 586
- 00:54:45,770 --> 00:54:46,760
- Come here. Let me see it.
- 587
- 00:54:59,820 --> 00:55:01,810
- You have no idea
- what you're meddling with.
- 588
- 00:55:01,920 --> 00:55:07,720
- I am Primus, the first born of Stormhold
- and I demand that you bring it to me!
- 589
- 00:55:07,830 --> 00:55:09,320
- Bring me the stone! Now!
- 590
- 00:55:09,430 --> 00:55:12,560
- Prince Primus! Don't touch anything
- they give you! They tried to...
- 591
- 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:30,850
- - Are you all right?
- - Billy!
- 592
- 00:55:33,020 --> 00:55:34,150
- Get him!
- 593
- 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,160
- The burning golden heart
- of a star at peace
- 594
- 00:56:15,260 --> 00:56:18,290
- is so much better
- than your frightened little heart.
- 595
- 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:22,330
- Even so, better than no heart at all.
- 596
- 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:27,030
- Yvaine?
- Hold me tight and think of home.
- 597
- 00:56:35,210 --> 00:56:37,880
- No!
- 598
- 00:56:56,340 --> 00:57:00,740
- - What the hell did you do?
- - What did I do? What did you do?
- 599
- 00:57:00,840 --> 00:57:03,740
- "Think of home!" That was a great plan!
- 600
- 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,900
- You thought of your home
- and I thought of mine
- 601
- 00:57:06,010 --> 00:57:07,880
- and now we're halfway between the two!
- 602
- 00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:11,040
- Oh, you stupid cow!
- What did you think of your home for?
- 603
- 00:57:11,150 --> 00:57:12,580
- You just said "home"!
- 604
- 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,020
- If you wanted me to think of your home,
- you should have said!
- 605
- 00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,550
- Some crazy lady
- was going to cut your heart out
- 606
- 00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:20,390
- and you wanted
- more specific instructions?
- 607
- 00:57:20,490 --> 00:57:23,890
- Perhaps you'd like it in writing!
- Or a diagram, maybe!
- 608
- 00:57:32,270 --> 00:57:36,070
- Look, Captain Shakespeare!
- Caught ourselves a little bonus!
- 609
- 00:57:36,670 --> 00:57:38,970
- A couple of Lightning Marshals!
- 610
- 00:57:42,850 --> 00:57:45,910
- They don't look
- like Lightning Marshals to me.
- 611
- 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:49,110
- Why else would anyone be up here
- in the middle of a storm?
- 612
- 00:57:49,220 --> 00:57:52,420
- "Why else would anyone be up here
- in the middle of a storm?"
- 613
- 00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,290
- Well, let's think.
- 614
- 00:57:54,390 --> 00:57:57,660
- Maybe for the same godforsaken reason
- we are!
- 615
- 00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,950
- Now, who are you?
- 616
- 00:58:01,830 --> 00:58:05,060
- Let's see if a night on our lovely brig
- will loosen their lips!
- 617
- 00:58:05,170 --> 00:58:08,100
- - Get them in the brig!
- - You heard the man! Let's go!
- 618
- 00:58:08,210 --> 00:58:12,970
- Get them into the brig and the rest of
- you dirty dogs, back to work!
- 619
- 00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,670
- We've got lightning to catch! Come on!
- 620
- 00:58:39,670 --> 00:58:43,440
- - They're going to kill us, aren't they?
- - I don't know.
- 621
- 00:58:46,110 --> 00:58:48,980
- You know, it's funny. I used to watch...
- 622
- 00:58:50,380 --> 00:58:53,110
- I used to watch people
- having adventures.
- 623
- 00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:56,710
- I envied them.
- 624
- 00:58:58,220 --> 00:59:01,190
- You ever heard the expression,
- "Be careful what you wish for"?
- 625
- 00:59:01,290 --> 00:59:03,990
- What? So ending up with my heart
- cut out, that'll serve me right, will it?
- 626
- 00:59:04,090 --> 00:59:07,120
- No. No, I didn't...
- I didn't mean it like that.
- 627
- 00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:11,260
- Look, I admire you dreaming.
- 628
- 00:59:12,670 --> 00:59:14,640
- Shop boy like me,
- 629
- 00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:16,640
- I could never have imagined
- an adventure this big
- 630
- 00:59:16,740 --> 00:59:19,000
- in order to have wished for it.
- 631
- 00:59:19,380 --> 00:59:22,310
- I just thought
- I'd find some lump of celestial rock
- 632
- 00:59:22,410 --> 00:59:25,010
- and take it home, and that would be it.
- 633
- 00:59:25,120 --> 00:59:26,440
- And you got me.
- 634
- 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:38,780
- If there's one thing I've learned
- in all my years watching Earth,
- 635
- 00:59:38,890 --> 00:59:41,690
- it's that people aren't
- what they may seem.
- 636
- 00:59:42,430 --> 00:59:43,460
- There are shop boys
- 637
- 00:59:43,570 --> 00:59:47,830
- and there are boys who just happen
- to work in shops for the time being.
- 638
- 00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:51,930
- And trust me, Tristan,
- you're no shop boy.
- 639
- 00:59:54,180 --> 00:59:56,840
- You saved my life. Thank you.
- 640
- 01:00:01,820 --> 01:00:03,410
- Well, well, well.
- 641
- 01:00:04,050 --> 01:00:05,880
- The last brother dead.
- 642
- 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:09,650
- Which means that I'm king.
- 643
- 01:00:13,730 --> 01:00:14,960
- I'm king!
- 644
- 01:00:17,930 --> 01:00:19,530
- Not yet, brother.
- 645
- 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:23,000
- Damn. I still need the stone.
- 646
- 01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:28,010
- - Your brother doesn't have it?
- - Well, why don't you find out?
- 647
- 01:00:38,250 --> 01:00:39,880
- Where is my stone?
- 648
- 01:00:39,990 --> 01:00:41,720
- I don't...
- 649
- 01:00:41,820 --> 01:00:44,720
- The man, see, your brother...
- I heard him speak of a stone.
- 650
- 01:00:44,830 --> 01:00:47,730
- Yeah. The girl had it. The girl had it.
- 651
- 01:00:47,830 --> 01:00:49,730
- - What girl?
- - I don't know.
- 652
- 01:00:49,830 --> 01:00:52,530
- A girl. She got away.
- Because this was a trap set up for her,
- 653
- 01:00:52,630 --> 01:00:55,690
- but your brother,
- he come just straight into it.
- 654
- 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,070
- A trap? Set by who?
- 655
- 01:00:58,370 --> 01:01:00,270
- A woman you should pray
- you'll never meet.
- 656
- 01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:01,570
- She's...
- 657
- 01:01:02,540 --> 01:01:05,410
- She's gone.
- She took your brother's carriage.
- 658
- 01:01:05,510 --> 01:01:07,610
- This woman wanted my stone?
- 659
- 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:10,120
- No. She wanted the girl's heart.
- 660
- 01:01:10,220 --> 01:01:14,520
- She said the girl was a star and
- she wanted to cut out her heart and...
- 661
- 01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,350
- Eat it?
- 662
- 01:01:20,130 --> 01:01:21,490
- Oh, my God.
- 663
- 01:01:23,070 --> 01:01:25,630
- Do you have any idea what this means?
- 664
- 01:01:26,940 --> 01:01:28,560
- Everlasting life.
- 665
- 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,930
- King forever.
- 666
- 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,640
- It's not here, sire.
- 667
- 01:01:37,750 --> 01:01:39,840
- This idiot's coming with us.
- 668
- 01:02:04,270 --> 01:02:06,330
- - Ask again.
- - We have asked again
- 669
- 01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,740
- and the answer is still the same.
- She is airborne!
- 670
- 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:10,140
- Well, she can't remain so forever.
- 671
- 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:12,210
- Inform me
- as soon as she touches ground!
- 672
- 01:02:12,310 --> 01:02:14,210
- Lmmediately! Do you understand?
- 673
- 01:02:14,310 --> 01:02:17,880
- Watch your tongue, sister!
- It is you and not we who've lost her.
- 674
- 01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:19,850
- Lost her and broken the knife!
- 675
- 01:02:19,950 --> 01:02:22,920
- Even if you apprehend her,
- how will you complete the deed?
- 676
- 01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:26,390
- Perhaps you should return now
- and one of us set out in your place.
- 677
- 01:02:26,490 --> 01:02:27,690
- Don't be absurd.
- 678
- 01:02:27,790 --> 01:02:30,660
- I'll bring her home
- and deal with her there.
- 679
- 01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:33,630
- Be sure everything is ready
- for our arrival.
- 680
- 01:02:40,470 --> 01:02:42,600
- Tell me about Victoria then.
- 681
- 01:02:46,250 --> 01:02:47,870
- Well, she...
- 682
- 01:02:51,450 --> 01:02:54,050
- There's nothing more to tell you.
- 683
- 01:02:54,150 --> 01:02:59,680
- Because the little I know about love
- is that it's unconditional.
- 684
- 01:03:00,430 --> 01:03:02,830
- It's not something you can buy.
- 685
- 01:03:02,930 --> 01:03:05,800
- Hang on.
- This wasn't about me buying her love.
- 686
- 01:03:07,900 --> 01:03:10,660
- This was a way for me
- to prove how I felt.
- 687
- 01:03:13,440 --> 01:03:16,410
- And what's she doing to prove
- how she feels about you?
- 688
- 01:03:16,510 --> 01:03:17,670
- Well...
- 689
- 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,880
- Look, Yvaine, you'll understand
- when you meet her. All right?
- 690
- 01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:29,440
- Provided we don't get murdered
- by pirates first.
- 691
- 01:03:30,490 --> 01:03:35,580
- Murdered by pirates.
- Heart torn out and eaten. Meet Victoria.
- 692
- 01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:38,490
- I can't quite decide
- which sounds more fun.
- 693
- 01:03:41,030 --> 01:03:43,260
- We've located the sky vessel.
- 694
- 01:03:43,370 --> 01:03:45,960
- It's headed north
- for the port town on Mount Drummond
- 695
- 01:03:46,070 --> 01:03:49,400
- and you are no longer
- the only one seeking the star.
- 696
- 01:03:49,510 --> 01:03:51,470
- There's someone following your tracks!
- 697
- 01:03:51,570 --> 01:03:53,670
- A witch? A warlock?
- 698
- 01:03:53,780 --> 01:03:56,900
- A prince and he's catching you up!
- Get a move on!
- 699
- 01:04:24,410 --> 01:04:30,710
- So, this is the part where you tell me
- who you are and why you're up here.
- 700
- 01:04:31,510 --> 01:04:36,750
- Or I'll snap her pretty little fingers
- one by one like dry twigs!
- 701
- 01:04:39,050 --> 01:04:41,080
- My name is Tristan Thorn.
- 702
- 01:04:41,390 --> 01:04:43,910
- - This is my wife, Yvaine.
- - Your wife?
- 703
- 01:04:44,590 --> 01:04:48,290
- Far too young and radiant
- to belong to just one man!
- 704
- 01:04:48,660 --> 01:04:52,530
- It's share and share alike
- aboard my vessel, sonny boy!
- 705
- 01:04:54,070 --> 01:04:55,060
- If you dare even touch her...
- 706
- 01:04:55,170 --> 01:04:57,870
- You may think you're showing
- a little spirit in front of your lady friend,
- 707
- 01:04:57,970 --> 01:05:00,810
- but if you talk back to me again,
- I'll feed your tongue to the dogs,
- 708
- 01:05:00,910 --> 01:05:02,970
- you impertinent little pup!
- 709
- 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,740
- - Sir?
- - Better! But still interrupting.
- 710
- 01:05:06,850 --> 01:05:10,680
- Let's see.
- A hanging's always good for morale!
- 711
- 01:05:10,780 --> 01:05:13,280
- Maybe we'll watch you dance
- a gallows jig!
- 712
- 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:19,320
- Or perhaps I'll just tip you over the side
- and have done with it!
- 713
- 01:05:20,060 --> 01:05:21,960
- It's a very long way down.
- 714
- 01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:25,460
- Plenty of time to reminisce
- about your pitifully short lives.
- 715
- 01:05:25,570 --> 01:05:28,500
- Please, look, we're just trying
- to make our way home,
- 716
- 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,930
- back to a place called Wall,
- where I come from.
- 717
- 01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,560
- What did you say?
- 718
- 01:05:31,670 --> 01:05:33,770
- I said we were trying to get home
- to Wall.
- 719
- 01:05:33,870 --> 01:05:35,770
- That's one lie too many, my son.
- 720
- 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:36,840
- - Wall?
- - Shut up.
- 721
- 01:05:36,940 --> 01:05:37,910
- What's he saying?
- 722
- 01:05:38,010 --> 01:05:40,910
- Thought you could just wander
- onto my patch, did you?
- 723
- 01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,450
- - He is. Yeah, he's gonna...
- - And live to tell the tale?
- 724
- 01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:45,040
- All right, go, on the deck, on the deck,
- on the deck! Now, go, go, go!
- 725
- 01:05:45,150 --> 01:05:49,590
- Big mistake, Mr. Thorn!
- And the last one you'll ever make!
- 726
- 01:05:56,860 --> 01:05:59,730
- - No! No! You brute!
- - Come... Come on!
- 727
- 01:05:59,830 --> 01:06:02,960
- - You murderer! You pig!
- - Come on! Get up! Get up!
- 728
- 01:06:04,410 --> 01:06:06,670
- I'm taking the girl to my cabin,
- and mark my words,
- 729
- 01:06:06,770 --> 01:06:08,500
- anyone who disturbs me
- for the next few hours
- 730
- 01:06:08,610 --> 01:06:10,470
- - will get the same treatment!
- - What? You'll...
- 731
- 01:06:10,580 --> 01:06:13,210
- No, you idiot!
- I'll sling you over the side as well!
- 732
- 01:06:13,310 --> 01:06:14,580
- Oh, yeah.
- 733
- 01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:21,290
- Captain's busy. So should you be.
- 734
- 01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:24,690
- Get in there, wench!
- 735
- 01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:33,390
- So, that went well, I thought.
- 736
- 01:06:34,230 --> 01:06:38,500
- Now, tell me news
- of my beloved England.
- 737
- 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,200
- I want to hear absolutely everything.
- 738
- 01:06:42,510 --> 01:06:45,500
- Hang on.
- I can't believe your crew fell for that.
- 739
- 01:06:45,610 --> 01:06:48,040
- And where in God's name
- did you get that mannequin from?
- 740
- 01:06:48,150 --> 01:06:49,840
- Oh, it works every time.
- 741
- 01:06:49,950 --> 01:06:52,180
- An ounce of bargaining,
- a pinch of trickery,
- 742
- 01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:54,810
- a soupçon of intimidation, et voilà!
- 743
- 01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:57,010
- The perfect recipe
- for a towering reputation
- 744
- 01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,590
- without ever having to spill
- one drop of blood.
- 745
- 01:06:59,690 --> 01:07:03,090
- Ever try to get blood stains out
- of a silk shirt? Nightmare.
- 746
- 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:06,650
- Right. I still don't understand
- how they won't recognize me.
- 747
- 01:07:06,770 --> 01:07:07,750
- Tristan, dear boy, when I'm done,
- 748
- 01:07:07,870 --> 01:07:08,830
- your own mother won't recognize you.
- 749
- 01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:09,920
- Now, we've no time to waste.
- 750
- 01:07:10,040 --> 01:07:11,900
- We have only two hours
- before we make port.
- 751
- 01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:13,700
- First and foremost...
- 752
- 01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:20,970
- It'll be so good to see you
- out of those dreary clothes.
- 753
- 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:24,340
- So very small-town errand-boy.
- Howlingly parochial.
- 754
- 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,280
- Here. Très you.
- 755
- 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,580
- I wore it as a younger man.
- I hate to throw anything away.
- 756
- 01:07:31,690 --> 01:07:33,280
- You know the day you do,
- it'll come back in fashion,
- 757
- 01:07:33,390 --> 01:07:35,290
- be oh, so de la mode.
- 758
- 01:07:35,390 --> 01:07:36,790
- Now, you, darling.
- 759
- 01:07:36,900 --> 01:07:38,590
- I have some lovely dresses.
- Take your pick.
- 760
- 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:40,160
- Oh, no, really, I'm fine.
- 761
- 01:07:40,270 --> 01:07:42,630
- Honey, you're wearing a bathrobe.
- 762
- 01:07:44,600 --> 01:07:48,270
- Now, England, England.
- I want to hear everything.
- 763
- 01:07:49,010 --> 01:07:51,200
- - You're not from England.
- - Oh, no, sadly, no.
- 764
- 01:07:51,310 --> 01:07:53,610
- But from my earliest youth,
- I lapped up the stories.
- 765
- 01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:55,440
- People always told me they were
- nothing more than folklore,
- 766
- 01:07:55,550 --> 01:07:58,040
- but my heart told me they were true.
- 767
- 01:07:58,150 --> 01:08:00,350
- As a boy, I'd scurry away
- from my father at the market
- 768
- 01:08:00,450 --> 01:08:03,320
- while he did his deals
- just to peek over the wall,
- 769
- 01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:06,410
- dream of, perhaps, crossing it one day,
- seeing England for myself.
- 770
- 01:08:06,530 --> 01:08:08,930
- Really? So you...
- You were here looking over there.
- 771
- 01:08:09,030 --> 01:08:10,260
- Oh, yes.
- 772
- 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,160
- - Hair.
- - Hair?
- 773
- 01:08:15,370 --> 01:08:17,670
- Mind you, I did my best to fit in.
- 774
- 01:08:17,770 --> 01:08:20,030
- Tried to make my father,
- Captain Ghostmaker, proud.
- 775
- 01:08:20,140 --> 01:08:22,540
- Forged a decent reputation
- as a ruthless marauder
- 776
- 01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:24,610
- and cold-blooded killer.
- 777
- 01:08:25,010 --> 01:08:26,740
- But my father died.
- 778
- 01:08:27,550 --> 01:08:29,740
- I always promised him
- I'd take over the family business,
- 779
- 01:08:29,850 --> 01:08:31,820
- keep the old girl flying.
- 780
- 01:08:32,850 --> 01:08:34,750
- You have no idea the lightness
- it brings to my heart
- 781
- 01:08:34,850 --> 01:08:37,880
- being able to confide in you
- charming young people.
- 782
- 01:08:37,990 --> 01:08:40,320
- The pressure of maintaining the
- whole Captain Shakespeare persona
- 783
- 01:08:40,430 --> 01:08:42,420
- for the sake of the crew, I don't know.
- 784
- 01:08:42,530 --> 01:08:44,050
- Sometimes...
- 785
- 01:08:44,160 --> 01:08:47,130
- You see, I'm very much
- a man of my own creation.
- 786
- 01:08:47,230 --> 01:08:50,100
- Even chose the name specially.
- Took me ages.
- 787
- 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,300
- See, I'm thinking
- legendary British wordsmith.
- 788
- 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:55,430
- My enemies and crew are thinking,
- "Shake! Spear!"
- 789
- 01:08:56,070 --> 01:08:58,240
- It's little things like that make me happy.
- 790
- 01:08:58,580 --> 01:09:00,640
- I don't understand that.
- 791
- 01:09:00,750 --> 01:09:03,540
- Surely it would make you happier
- just to be yourself.
- 792
- 01:09:03,650 --> 01:09:06,950
- Why fight to be accepted by people
- you don't actually want to be like?
- 793
- 01:09:07,050 --> 01:09:10,080
- Yeah.
- Why would anyone do that to himself?
- 794
- 01:09:11,390 --> 01:09:12,620
- Exactly.
- 795
- 01:09:15,730 --> 01:09:19,560
- Port ahoy! Ready the lightning barrels!
- 796
- 01:09:33,340 --> 01:09:34,610
- Hurry up.
- 797
- 01:09:43,650 --> 01:09:46,550
- Yeah. Doesn't seem very fresh.
- I'll be honest.
- 798
- 01:09:46,660 --> 01:09:48,680
- Shall I give you a little taste,
- young Ferdinand?
- 799
- 01:09:48,790 --> 01:09:50,550
- No, no. Oh, there you go.
- 800
- 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,890
- Brilliant. Like they're cheap.
- 801
- 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:58,930
- I think it's still crackling,
- very much alive, still très fresh.
- 802
- 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:01,830
- - So, name your best price.
- - For 10,000 bolts?
- 803
- 01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:04,370
- Ten thousand bolts
- of finest quality grade A.
- 804
- 01:10:04,470 --> 01:10:07,340
- Yeah, but it's difficult to shift,
- isn't it? Difficult to store.
- 805
- 01:10:07,440 --> 01:10:10,670
- If I get the Revenue Men in here
- sniffing round, what's the...
- 806
- 01:10:10,780 --> 01:10:12,540
- Best price, 150 guineas.
- 807
- 01:10:12,650 --> 01:10:14,980
- Gentlemen, put the merchandise
- back onboard and prepare to sail.
- 808
- 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,380
- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- - Ferdinand, always a pleasure.
- 809
- 01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,250
- Hold on. Hold on. One minute.
- Hold on, cuddles.
- 810
- 01:10:18,350 --> 01:10:20,220
- - Oh, he's...
- - One-sixty. One-sixty.
- 811
- 01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:22,260
- Seeing as I'm feeling
- particularly generous today,
- 812
- 01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:23,620
- I'll settle for 200.
- 813
- 01:10:23,730 --> 01:10:26,750
- Two hundred? Okay.
- You're having a laugh.
- 814
- 01:10:26,860 --> 01:10:28,130
- Have you had your head in that?
- 815
- 01:10:28,230 --> 01:10:31,290
- Has he been sailing up
- where the air's too thin?
- 816
- 01:10:32,800 --> 01:10:35,400
- - You're being very rude.
- - Not anymore.
- 817
- 01:10:36,570 --> 01:10:38,340
- - Two hundred.
- - One-eighty.
- 818
- 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:39,870
- - Two hundred.
- - That's not negotiation.
- 819
- 01:10:39,980 --> 01:10:42,270
- I'm changing my number.
- One-eight-five.
- 820
- 01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:44,810
- - Did I hear 200?
- - From you, you did. Yeah.
- 821
- 01:10:44,910 --> 01:10:47,710
- - You said 200.
- - If I did, you're a ventriloquist.
- 822
- 01:10:47,820 --> 01:10:49,880
- Okay, one-nine-five. Final offer.
- 823
- 01:10:50,250 --> 01:10:54,310
- One-nine-five it is.
- So, with sales tax, that's, let's see, 200.
- 824
- 01:10:54,420 --> 01:10:56,620
- Brilliant. Put it in the back.
- 825
- 01:10:57,030 --> 01:10:59,190
- Unbelievable. Here.
- 826
- 01:11:04,670 --> 01:11:06,400
- Yes? Can I help you?
- 827
- 01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:09,530
- Nosy.
- 828
- 01:11:10,010 --> 01:11:13,240
- Have you heard any of these rumors
- going round about a fallen star?
- 829
- 01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:14,740
- Everyone's talking about it.
- 830
- 01:11:14,840 --> 01:11:18,140
- You get your hands on one of them,
- we can shut up shop. Retire.
- 831
- 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:19,940
- - Fallen star?
- - Yeah.
- 832
- 01:11:25,990 --> 01:11:27,680
- - Nothing on your travels?
- - No.
- 833
- 01:11:27,790 --> 01:11:29,020
- Not even a little sniff of a whisper?
- 834
- 01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,820
- Everyone's going on about it
- down at the market.
- 835
- 01:11:30,930 --> 01:11:32,190
- Which market?
- The market near the wall?
- 836
- 01:11:32,290 --> 01:11:33,260
- Yeah.
- 837
- 01:11:33,360 --> 01:11:35,120
- Well, Ferdy, you're wasting your time
- listening to gossip
- 838
- 01:11:35,230 --> 01:11:37,160
- from the kind of pond scum
- trading down there.
- 839
- 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:39,600
- - Well, if it...
- - Oh, my word! Speak of the devil.
- 840
- 01:11:39,700 --> 01:11:41,430
- Oh, yeah? What were you saying, then?
- 841
- 01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:43,830
- Oh, what a wonderful woman
- you are, Sal.
- 842
- 01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:45,630
- How the world wouldn't be
- the same place without you.
- 843
- 01:11:45,740 --> 01:11:47,400
- You look great.
- You've had your feet done, haven't you?
- 844
- 01:11:47,510 --> 01:11:51,600
- But, you two, you have business
- to attend to. Sal. Ferdy. Good day.
- 845
- 01:11:51,710 --> 01:11:54,410
- Come on.
- I've got something new for you.
- 846
- 01:12:01,090 --> 01:12:02,820
- Captain Shakespeare.
- 847
- 01:12:03,220 --> 01:12:04,520
- Stand down!
- 848
- 01:12:04,630 --> 01:12:06,320
- Meet my nephew,
- the fearsome buccaneer,
- 849
- 01:12:06,430 --> 01:12:07,920
- Tristan Thorn.
- 850
- 01:12:08,260 --> 01:12:10,790
- He'll be joining us for our journey home.
- 851
- 01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:14,300
- I have the perfect gift
- to keep you amused on the way.
- 852
- 01:12:28,520 --> 01:12:29,980
- Right, you lazy dogs!
- 853
- 01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,750
- Let's get young Tristan
- on his way home!
- 854
- 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,160
- Touché.
- 855
- 01:14:26,830 --> 01:14:28,320
- I'm impressed.
- 856
- 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:46,380
- Yvaine, I know what you are.
- 857
- 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,710
- No, no. Have no fear.
- 858
- 01:14:52,220 --> 01:14:56,390
- No one on this vessel will harm you,
- but there are plenty who would.
- 859
- 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,530
- Your emotions give you away, Yvaine.
- You must learn to control them.
- 860
- 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,930
- You've been glowing
- more brightly every day,
- 861
- 01:15:06,040 --> 01:15:07,470
- and I think you know why.
- 862
- 01:15:07,570 --> 01:15:10,340
- Of course I know why I'm glowing.
- I'm a star.
- 863
- 01:15:10,510 --> 01:15:14,470
- - And what do stars do best?
- - Well, it's certainly not the waltz.
- 864
- 01:15:25,660 --> 01:15:26,920
- - Now try.
- - Okay.
- 865
- 01:15:30,400 --> 01:15:32,120
- - See?
- - Very good.
- 866
- 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:48,810
- Due west, you say?
- 867
- 01:15:48,910 --> 01:15:50,250
- And you're certain
- he had a girl with him?
- 868
- 01:15:50,350 --> 01:15:51,340
- Yeah.
- 869
- 01:15:51,450 --> 01:15:54,750
- You're sure? Absolutely sure?
- Sure you're not lying?
- 870
- 01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:57,550
- I'd cross my heart if I had one.
- 871
- 01:15:58,890 --> 01:16:00,520
- - Brilliant.
- - You'd better be telling the truth,
- 872
- 01:16:00,630 --> 01:16:01,890
- you two-faced dog.
- 873
- 01:16:01,990 --> 01:16:04,960
- I can get you one of them, actually.
- Very good guard dogs.
- 874
- 01:16:05,060 --> 01:16:07,220
- They can watch the back
- and the front door at the same time.
- 875
- 01:16:07,330 --> 01:16:08,300
- I can get you anything you want.
- 876
- 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:11,060
- What are the chances of getting
- a Babylon candle?
- 877
- 01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:12,600
- That one's slim.
- 878
- 01:16:12,700 --> 01:16:17,160
- Although, I did know a girl once,
- if you know what I mean...
- 879
- 01:16:17,270 --> 01:16:18,370
- I'm a ladies' man.
- 880
- 01:16:18,480 --> 01:16:19,870
- ...who had a sister...
- 881
- 01:16:19,980 --> 01:16:21,030
- I think it was a woman.
- 882
- 01:16:21,140 --> 01:16:24,880
- Oh, she was terrible.
- Face like a bag of frogs. Ugly frogs.
- 883
- 01:16:24,980 --> 01:16:26,180
- Enough.
- 884
- 01:16:43,470 --> 01:16:46,200
- Hold on tight!
- The Captain's at the helm!
- 885
- 01:17:38,720 --> 01:17:41,450
- So there's the road you'll need for Wall.
- 886
- 01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:45,050
- Good luck on your journey home,
- Yvaine, wherever that may be.
- 887
- 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:48,130
- And good luck to you, Tristan,
- with your Victoria.
- 888
- 01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:50,730
- Oh, how can we ever thank you enough
- for your kindness?
- 889
- 01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:54,430
- Don't mention it.
- No, seriously, don't mention it.
- 890
- 01:17:54,540 --> 01:17:58,560
- Reputations, you know.
- A lifetime to build, seconds to destroy.
- 891
- 01:18:00,980 --> 01:18:03,910
- Oh, and Tristan, just remember...
- 892
- 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,850
- Just think about it.
- 893
- 01:18:12,660 --> 01:18:17,020
- Well, give my regards to England.
- It's been a pleasure to meet you both.
- 894
- 01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:23,760
- Mind you don't wear that wench out,
- Captain Tristan!
- 895
- 01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:30,370
- What did he say to you?
- 896
- 01:18:31,310 --> 01:18:32,540
- What did he say when?
- 897
- 01:18:32,640 --> 01:18:35,130
- Just then. When he whispered to you.
- 898
- 01:18:36,650 --> 01:18:39,040
- No... No, he... He was just saying
- we should use the lightning
- 899
- 01:18:39,150 --> 01:18:41,380
- to get you a Babylon candle.
- 900
- 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:43,420
- Barter for it, you know.
- 901
- 01:18:44,620 --> 01:18:48,180
- For the last time, where is the girl?
- 902
- 01:18:49,560 --> 01:18:52,320
- The girl with the stone!
- Where did she go?
- 903
- 01:18:53,430 --> 01:18:55,550
- - Are you mocking me?
- - No...
- 904
- 01:18:55,660 --> 01:18:59,160
- 'Cause if you are, believe me,
- you have seconds to live!
- 905
- 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,570
- What a freak.
- 906
- 01:19:05,910 --> 01:19:08,430
- Clean this thoroughly.
- 907
- 01:19:16,650 --> 01:19:17,950
- Bollocks.
- 908
- 01:19:20,220 --> 01:19:22,920
- If you have quite finished
- squandering your magic
- 909
- 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:25,520
- on your rather
- counterproductive beauty routine,
- 910
- 01:19:25,630 --> 01:19:27,890
- you might like to know that
- the star has returned.
- 911
- 01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,360
- She's back on land.
- 912
- 01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:32,830
- I know, damn it.
- I couldn't reach the lake in time.
- 913
- 01:19:32,930 --> 01:19:37,300
- No matter. We have found her.
- She is on the road to the village of Wall.
- 914
- 01:19:37,410 --> 01:19:39,930
- If you take the shortcut
- across the marshes,
- 915
- 01:19:40,040 --> 01:19:41,910
- you should arrive in time
- to intercept her.
- 916
- 01:19:50,890 --> 01:19:52,110
- Yvaine.
- 917
- 01:19:55,960 --> 01:19:58,050
- - Are you trying to break my leg again?
- - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 918
- 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,090
- I just... I can't risk people seeing you.
- I don't trust anyone.
- 919
- 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,860
- But at this rate, if we keep stopping...
- 920
- 01:20:02,960 --> 01:20:07,920
- Yvaine. We're making good time.
- Just leave it a minute.
- 921
- 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,640
- Aren't you tempted?
- 922
- 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:21,480
- Tempted? By what?
- 923
- 01:20:23,280 --> 01:20:24,680
- Lmmortality.
- 924
- 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:27,590
- Let's say it wasn't my heart.
- 925
- 01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,450
- Not me. Just a star you didn't know.
- 926
- 01:20:33,160 --> 01:20:35,860
- You seriously think I could kill anyone?
- 927
- 01:20:39,970 --> 01:20:44,340
- I mean, even if I could...
- Everlasting life?
- 928
- 01:20:46,470 --> 01:20:49,030
- I imagine it would be kind of lonely.
- 929
- 01:20:51,280 --> 01:20:52,370
- Well,
- 930
- 01:20:54,180 --> 01:20:56,950
- maybe if you had someone
- to share it with.
- 931
- 01:20:58,120 --> 01:20:59,710
- Someone you love.
- 932
- 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,520
- Maybe then it might be different.
- 933
- 01:21:05,720 --> 01:21:07,850
- Come on, I think we're safe.
- 934
- 01:21:29,980 --> 01:21:33,680
- Now remember, Captain Shakespeare
- has a fearsome reputation.
- 935
- 01:23:01,940 --> 01:23:04,530
- - What the hell is this?
- - What are you doing here?
- 936
- 01:23:04,640 --> 01:23:06,740
- My name is Prince Septimus.
- 937
- 01:23:07,980 --> 01:23:10,740
- And you're going to tell me
- where I can find the girl.
- 938
- 01:23:18,060 --> 01:23:23,460
- All right, twinkletoes.
- I'm gonna count to three. One, two...
- 939
- 01:23:39,810 --> 01:23:44,470
- You know, you sort of glitter sometimes.
- I just noticed it. Is it normal?
- 940
- 01:23:44,580 --> 01:23:47,680
- Let's see if you can work it out
- for yourself.
- 941
- 01:23:47,780 --> 01:23:49,580
- What do stars do?
- 942
- 01:23:51,150 --> 01:23:52,780
- Attract trouble?
- 943
- 01:23:54,890 --> 01:23:57,190
- That's... All right, I'm sorry.
- Wait, I'm sorry.
- 944
- 01:23:57,290 --> 01:23:58,850
- All right, let me... Let me...
- Do I get another guess?
- 945
- 01:24:00,030 --> 01:24:04,060
- Is it... Do they know exactly how
- to annoy a boy called Tristan Thorn?
- 946
- 01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:11,600
- - How long will that take?
- - Maybe two days.
- 947
- 01:24:11,710 --> 01:24:15,440
- But we don't have two days.
- Victoria's birthday is tomorrow.
- 948
- 01:24:16,210 --> 01:24:19,310
- Yes, it is. Well remembered.
- 949
- 01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:28,480
- - Nice cup of Earl Grey.
- - Get out, everybody. Get out.
- 950
- 01:24:28,590 --> 01:24:30,560
- Did he hurt you, Captain?
- 951
- 01:24:32,260 --> 01:24:35,600
- Did you tell him
- where your nephew and the girl went?
- 952
- 01:24:36,670 --> 01:24:38,500
- So what's the problem?
- 953
- 01:24:39,770 --> 01:24:41,460
- It's my reputation.
- 954
- 01:24:42,970 --> 01:24:45,240
- No. No, no. Don't be silly. Nonsense.
- 955
- 01:24:45,340 --> 01:24:47,170
- It's all right, Captain.
- 956
- 01:24:47,910 --> 01:24:50,380
- We always knew you were a whoopsie.
- 957
- 01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:57,380
- - You'll always be our captain, Captain.
- - Aye, aye, Captain.
- 958
- 01:25:02,860 --> 01:25:03,830
- Captain.
- 959
- 01:25:03,930 --> 01:25:05,920
- Yeah. Let's go, let's go.
- 960
- 01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:14,970
- Prince Septimus,
- your men, they're dead.
- 961
- 01:25:15,070 --> 01:25:16,440
- Oh, really?
- 962
- 01:25:18,340 --> 01:25:19,500
- Go on!
- 963
- 01:25:32,620 --> 01:25:35,490
- I met that woman.
- She's friends with the Captain.
- 964
- 01:25:35,590 --> 01:25:37,290
- He said she trades at the market
- near Wall.
- 965
- 01:25:37,390 --> 01:25:39,390
- - We could hitch a lift.
- - Really? She's a friend of the Captain's?
- 966
- 01:25:39,500 --> 01:25:40,720
- - You sure?
- - Yes, yes.
- 967
- 01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:45,360
- Wait! Sorry!
- My name is Tristan Thorn. This...
- 968
- 01:25:45,470 --> 01:25:47,100
- That's my flower.
- 969
- 01:25:47,840 --> 01:25:50,900
- Eighteen years
- I've been looking for that.
- 970
- 01:25:51,010 --> 01:25:52,630
- Give it to me now!
- 971
- 01:25:53,370 --> 01:25:56,430
- How dare you?
- That was a gift from his mother!
- 972
- 01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:59,940
- Perhaps I was mistaken.
- 973
- 01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:02,770
- It's all right.
- 974
- 01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:05,410
- It's obviously very valuable to you,
- so you can have it
- 975
- 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,040
- in exchange for what I need.
- 976
- 01:26:07,160 --> 01:26:09,210
- - A Babylon candle?
- - And safe passage to the wall.
- 977
- 01:26:09,320 --> 01:26:11,160
- A Babylon candle?
- 978
- 01:26:11,260 --> 01:26:15,200
- Oh, no, no, no.
- I don't deal in black magic.
- 979
- 01:26:15,300 --> 01:26:16,490
- Really?
- 980
- 01:26:17,130 --> 01:26:19,600
- Well, can you give us a lift then?
- To the wall?
- 981
- 01:26:19,700 --> 01:26:22,730
- Well, why didn't you say so
- in the first place?
- 982
- 01:26:24,770 --> 01:26:27,540
- For that flower, I can offer you passage.
- 983
- 01:26:27,810 --> 01:26:29,970
- - Food and lodging on the way?
- - Safe passage.
- 984
- 01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:32,410
- I swear that you will arrive at the wall
- 985
- 01:26:32,510 --> 01:26:35,570
- in the exact same condition
- that you're in now.
- 986
- 01:26:41,190 --> 01:26:43,780
- Do you have any idea what
- manner of thing it was that you had?
- 987
- 01:26:43,890 --> 01:26:45,880
- Some kind of lucky charm?
- 988
- 01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:49,590
- A very lucky charm indeed. Protection.
- 989
- 01:26:50,430 --> 01:26:55,200
- In fact, the exact same thing that
- would've prevented me from doing this.
- 990
- 01:26:59,610 --> 01:27:02,300
- - Oh, my God! What did you do?
- - Much better.
- 991
- 01:27:02,410 --> 01:27:06,210
- You shall not see the star, touch it,
- smell or hear it.
- 992
- 01:27:06,580 --> 01:27:10,110
- Though I'll keep me word.
- You shall not be harmed.
- 993
- 01:27:19,060 --> 01:27:22,660
- There.
- Food and lodging just as I promised.
- 994
- 01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:26,890
- Would I be correct in thinking that
- you can neither see nor hear me?
- 995
- 01:27:27,340 --> 01:27:30,030
- Then I'd like to tell you
- that you smell of pee.
- 996
- 01:27:30,140 --> 01:27:31,900
- You look like the wrong end of a dog.
- 997
- 01:27:32,010 --> 01:27:34,470
- And I swear,
- if I don't get my Tristan back as he was,
- 998
- 01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:36,740
- I'll be your personal poltergeist!
- 999
- 01:27:55,960 --> 01:27:57,160
- Tristan?
- 1000
- 01:27:58,730 --> 01:28:01,530
- If you can understand me,
- look at me now.
- 1001
- 01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:33,050
- You know when I said
- I knew little about love?
- 1002
- 01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:36,700
- Well, that wasn't true.
- 1003
- 01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:41,170
- I know a lot about love.
- 1004
- 01:28:41,940 --> 01:28:45,380
- I've seen it.
- I've seen centuries and centuries of it.
- 1005
- 01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:51,140
- And it was the only thing that made
- watching your world bearable.
- 1006
- 01:28:52,350 --> 01:28:57,810
- All those wars. Pain and lies. Hate.
- 1007
- 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,260
- Made me want to turn away
- and never look down again.
- 1008
- 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:09,200
- But to see the way that mankind loves.
- 1009
- 01:29:10,400 --> 01:29:13,130
- I mean, you could search
- the furthest reaches of the universe
- 1010
- 01:29:13,240 --> 01:29:16,070
- and never find anything more beautiful.
- 1011
- 01:29:18,980 --> 01:29:24,380
- So, yes, I know that
- love is unconditional.
- 1012
- 01:29:26,020 --> 01:29:29,820
- But I also know it can be unpredictable,
- 1013
- 01:29:30,790 --> 01:29:36,420
- unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable
- 1014
- 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:42,490
- and, well,
- strangely easy to mistake for loathing.
- 1015
- 01:29:43,270 --> 01:29:44,240
- And
- 1016
- 01:29:46,610 --> 01:29:51,010
- what I'm trying to say, Tristan, is
- 1017
- 01:29:52,680 --> 01:29:54,410
- I think I love you.
- 1018
- 01:29:55,510 --> 01:30:01,210
- My heart, it feels like
- my chest can barely contain it.
- 1019
- 01:30:03,060 --> 01:30:08,490
- Like it doesn't belong to me anymore.
- It belongs to you.
- 1020
- 01:30:10,030 --> 01:30:14,260
- And if you wanted it,
- I'd wish for nothing in exchange.
- 1021
- 01:30:15,570 --> 01:30:20,530
- No gifts, no goods,
- no demonstrations of devotion.
- 1022
- 01:30:23,580 --> 01:30:26,170
- Nothing but knowing you love me, too.
- 1023
- 01:30:28,110 --> 01:30:29,640
- Just your heart
- 1024
- 01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:33,410
- in exchange for mine.
- 1025
- 01:30:42,890 --> 01:30:45,090
- The wall is one mile that way.
- 1026
- 01:30:45,900 --> 01:30:49,590
- There. Though the walk might take
- you a little longer than normal.
- 1027
- 01:30:49,700 --> 01:30:53,800
- Transformation tends to leave the brain
- a bit scrambled for a while.
- 1028
- 01:30:57,270 --> 01:30:58,610
- You...
- 1029
- 01:31:01,080 --> 01:31:03,440
- I warned you. Save your strength.
- 1030
- 01:31:04,410 --> 01:31:06,680
- I've been so worried about you.
- 1031
- 01:31:07,350 --> 01:31:08,580
- Victoria.
- 1032
- 01:31:09,620 --> 01:31:11,680
- I think I preferred "Mother."
- 1033
- 01:31:13,590 --> 01:31:18,150
- Come on. There's an inn over there.
- Victoria's birthday's not till tomorrow.
- 1034
- 01:31:19,200 --> 01:31:20,660
- I think you need a bath
- and a good night's sleep
- 1035
- 01:31:20,760 --> 01:31:23,030
- before you present me to her.
- 1036
- 01:31:23,130 --> 01:31:24,760
- Come on. Come.
- 1037
- 01:31:27,140 --> 01:31:30,040
- - Come on, Tristan. It's not that far.
- - Okay.
- 1038
- 01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:53,260
- Excuse me?
- 1039
- 01:31:53,360 --> 01:31:56,590
- - I think you're in my bath.
- - Well, close your eyes!
- 1040
- 01:31:58,140 --> 01:32:02,270
- I'm not... Honestly, I'm not looking.
- Here, I'll turn away.
- 1041
- 01:32:07,240 --> 01:32:09,610
- All right, you can open them now.
- 1042
- 01:32:17,350 --> 01:32:20,480
- Did you really mean
- what you said in the caravan?
- 1043
- 01:32:22,530 --> 01:32:23,790
- What I...
- 1044
- 01:32:23,890 --> 01:32:26,920
- But... But you were a mouse!
- 1045
- 01:32:27,360 --> 01:32:30,530
- You were a mouse! You wanted cheese!
- You didn't...
- 1046
- 01:32:30,630 --> 01:32:32,470
- I asked you to give me a sign.
- 1047
- 01:32:32,570 --> 01:32:36,730
- And risk you being too embarrassed
- to keep saying such lovely things?
- 1048
- 01:32:42,080 --> 01:32:45,640
- You want to know what the Captain
- really whispered to me that day?
- 1049
- 01:32:47,990 --> 01:32:52,580
- He told me that my true love
- was right in front of my eyes.
- 1050
- 01:32:54,790 --> 01:32:56,420
- And he was right.
- 1051
- 01:33:11,210 --> 01:33:14,110
- Hey, guys! Guys, come on! Come on,
- you got to come up and see this!
- 1052
- 01:33:14,210 --> 01:33:15,640
- No, thank you.
- 1053
- 01:33:16,380 --> 01:33:18,440
- - Pervert!
- - Suit yourself.
- 1054
- 01:33:20,420 --> 01:33:23,820
- - Ironic, isn't it?
- - Yeah. What is?
- 1055
- 01:33:24,450 --> 01:33:26,510
- Septimus will be here by the morning,
- 1056
- 01:33:26,620 --> 01:33:30,390
- find the girl, get the stone
- and be king forever.
- 1057
- 01:33:30,490 --> 01:33:31,820
- So unjust.
- 1058
- 01:33:32,430 --> 01:33:34,730
- Still, at least we will be free.
- 1059
- 01:33:37,500 --> 01:33:40,830
- You're very close.
- She's in the market town.
- 1060
- 01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:43,230
- One mile from the gap in the wall.
- 1061
- 01:33:43,340 --> 01:33:45,400
- You speak as if this is good news.
- 1062
- 01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:49,440
- Do I need to remind you that Wall
- is not part of our universe?
- 1063
- 01:33:49,540 --> 01:33:52,100
- If she crosses the threshold
- into the human realm,
- 1064
- 01:33:52,210 --> 01:33:56,240
- our star becomes nothing more
- than a pitted lump of metallic rock.
- 1065
- 01:33:56,750 --> 01:33:59,150
- Then I suggest you hurry up!
- 1066
- 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,480
- What?
- 1067
- 01:34:32,490 --> 01:34:33,650
- Oh, what do you want?
- 1068
- 01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:36,880
- Sorry.
- Can I have a piece of paper and a pen?
- 1069
- 01:34:36,990 --> 01:34:39,860
- Ask me again
- at a more reasonable hour.
- 1070
- 01:34:39,960 --> 01:34:41,050
- No, I can't. I have to go.
- 1071
- 01:34:41,160 --> 01:34:43,390
- Look,
- if my friend wakes up before I get back,
- 1072
- 01:34:43,500 --> 01:34:45,970
- - please, can you give her a message?
- - Go on.
- 1073
- 01:35:22,570 --> 01:35:26,200
- You know, that's the first time
- I've ever slept at night.
- 1074
- 01:35:27,540 --> 01:35:29,240
- I can't believe it.
- 1075
- 01:35:33,610 --> 01:35:34,600
- Tristan?
- 1076
- 01:35:43,890 --> 01:35:45,650
- Have you seen my friend?
- 1077
- 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:47,660
- He left absurdly early.
- 1078
- 01:35:48,860 --> 01:35:50,090
- He left?
- 1079
- 01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:53,430
- He told me to tell you
- he's gone to see Victoria
- 1080
- 01:35:53,530 --> 01:35:56,430
- because he's sorry,
- but he's found his true love
- 1081
- 01:35:56,540 --> 01:35:59,660
- and he wants to spend
- the rest of his life with her.
- 1082
- 01:36:00,740 --> 01:36:01,830
- What?
- 1083
- 01:36:02,840 --> 01:36:05,310
- - Are you sure?
- - I'm positive.
- 1084
- 01:36:34,740 --> 01:36:37,610
- Hey! Hey, wait! Wait!
- 1085
- 01:37:21,220 --> 01:37:22,710
- Happy birthday.
- 1086
- 01:37:23,690 --> 01:37:24,990
- Tristan.
- 1087
- 01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:28,720
- What happened to you?
- 1088
- 01:37:30,130 --> 01:37:31,760
- I found the star.
- 1089
- 01:37:33,900 --> 01:37:35,800
- I can't believe you did it.
- 1090
- 01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:38,370
- Where's my star? Can I see it?
- 1091
- 01:37:39,510 --> 01:37:41,530
- - Is it beautiful?
- - Yes.
- 1092
- 01:37:43,780 --> 01:37:45,740
- Well, it's awfully small.
- 1093
- 01:37:46,710 --> 01:37:49,740
- Well, that's just a little piece.
- A token for your birthday.
- 1094
- 01:37:49,850 --> 01:37:52,650
- Well... Well, then forget about the star.
- 1095
- 01:37:53,950 --> 01:37:56,150
- It's not the star that I want.
- 1096
- 01:37:58,590 --> 01:38:00,350
- You know what I want.
- 1097
- 01:38:02,560 --> 01:38:04,390
- Yeah. I do.
- 1098
- 01:38:09,670 --> 01:38:13,600
- You want to grow up
- and get over yourself.
- 1099
- 01:38:18,410 --> 01:38:20,040
- - Humphrey.
- - Thorn.
- 1100
- 01:38:20,580 --> 01:38:22,670
- You must have a death wish.
- 1101
- 01:38:30,690 --> 01:38:33,490
- Humphrey. Humphrey, it's all right.
- 1102
- 01:38:34,120 --> 01:38:35,790
- She's all yours.
- 1103
- 01:38:35,890 --> 01:38:38,450
- You really are a perfect couple.
- The best of luck to you both.
- 1104
- 01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:43,190
- Well, why would I want this?
- It's just a measly handful of stardust!
- 1105
- 01:38:48,740 --> 01:38:49,870
- Yvaine?
- 1106
- 01:38:52,010 --> 01:38:53,940
- She can't cross the wall.
- 1107
- 01:39:02,690 --> 01:39:03,710
- Go on!
- 1108
- 01:40:11,220 --> 01:40:14,150
- Stop! Stop!
- If you go through there, you'll die!
- 1109
- 01:40:14,260 --> 01:40:15,310
- What?
- 1110
- 01:40:17,490 --> 01:40:20,690
- If you set foot on human soil,
- you'll turn to rock.
- 1111
- 01:40:21,260 --> 01:40:24,760
- Wretched slattern!
- Where have you taken me?
- 1112
- 01:40:34,110 --> 01:40:36,600
- Planning to enter Wall, were you?
- 1113
- 01:40:36,710 --> 01:40:41,110
- If death is what you wish, my dear,
- I'd be more than happy to assist you.
- 1114
- 01:40:41,450 --> 01:40:43,350
- Are you talking to me?
- 1115
- 01:40:44,090 --> 01:40:45,710
- You. Small world.
- 1116
- 01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:50,050
- Anyhow, no, I wasn't.
- I was talking to the star.
- 1117
- 01:40:50,560 --> 01:40:51,860
- What star?
- 1118
- 01:40:53,400 --> 01:40:57,090
- My slave girl's no star.
- Any fool can see that.
- 1119
- 01:40:57,630 --> 01:41:00,260
- If she was,
- I'd have had the heart out of her chest
- 1120
- 01:41:00,370 --> 01:41:02,890
- a long time ago, trust me.
- 1121
- 01:41:03,310 --> 01:41:06,710
- Trust you? Not a mistake
- I'd be likely to make again.
- 1122
- 01:41:07,380 --> 01:41:10,780
- What's it to be, Ditchwater Sal?
- Heads or tails?
- 1123
- 01:41:40,810 --> 01:41:44,870
- - Oh, God. Time to go.
- - She's not going anywhere.
- 1124
- 01:41:45,010 --> 01:41:46,880
- I think you'll find she is.
- 1125
- 01:41:46,980 --> 01:41:49,350
- It's all right. You can come, too.
- 1126
- 01:41:52,250 --> 01:41:56,320
- You can ride in the carriage or
- be dragged behind it. Your choice.
- 1127
- 01:42:16,210 --> 01:42:17,510
- What happened?
- 1128
- 01:42:17,610 --> 01:42:19,940
- Be my guest. I quit.
- 1129
- 01:42:20,050 --> 01:42:23,040
- Eighty years
- I've stopped you people going out.
- 1130
- 01:42:23,150 --> 01:42:25,020
- What I should have been worrying about
- 1131
- 01:42:25,120 --> 01:42:26,610
- was those people
- from the other side coming in.
- 1132
- 01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:28,380
- All right,
- just tell me what happened!
- 1133
- 01:42:28,490 --> 01:42:30,360
- What happened? Oh, where to start?
- 1134
- 01:42:31,730 --> 01:42:32,690
- No!
- 1135
- 01:42:46,710 --> 01:42:47,900
- Come on!
- 1136
- 01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,930
- Go on!
- 1137
- 01:43:49,570 --> 01:43:50,800
- The star!
- 1138
- 01:43:51,400 --> 01:43:52,370
- And who else?
- 1139
- 01:43:52,470 --> 01:43:55,600
- A slave for us. It will be nice to
- have someone to help mop up
- 1140
- 01:43:55,710 --> 01:43:57,900
- when we've finished with our little guest.
- 1141
- 01:43:58,010 --> 01:43:59,410
- Oh, good work, sister.
- 1142
- 01:43:59,510 --> 01:44:02,410
- And just in time, I see! You look awful!
- 1143
- 01:45:01,440 --> 01:45:02,840
- Who are you?
- 1144
- 01:45:04,140 --> 01:45:06,440
- What business do you have here?
- 1145
- 01:45:07,880 --> 01:45:09,140
- Septimus?
- 1146
- 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,770
- I knew your brother, Primus.
- 1147
- 01:45:13,120 --> 01:45:15,640
- Unless you wish to meet him
- in the afterlife,
- 1148
- 01:45:15,750 --> 01:45:18,420
- I suggest you answer my question.
- What are you doing here?
- 1149
- 01:45:18,520 --> 01:45:20,820
- I might ask you the same thing.
- 1150
- 01:45:37,580 --> 01:45:39,440
- There are four of them.
- 1151
- 01:45:42,410 --> 01:45:45,140
- Do as I say and we may stand a chance.
- 1152
- 01:45:45,250 --> 01:45:47,740
- Wait.
- How do I know you can be trusted?
- 1153
- 01:45:47,850 --> 01:45:50,450
- You don't. Why? Do you have a choice?
- 1154
- 01:45:50,550 --> 01:45:52,550
- - No.
- - Well, then, let's go.
- 1155
- 01:45:59,960 --> 01:46:03,560
- Get off me! Get off!
- 1156
- 01:46:07,810 --> 01:46:10,000
- - Una?
- - Septimus.
- 1157
- 01:46:10,110 --> 01:46:11,570
- - Una!
- - Sister!
- 1158
- 01:46:30,330 --> 01:46:32,190
- Tristan! No! Tristan!
- 1159
- 01:46:33,430 --> 01:46:36,130
- I'm your... I'm your... I'm your mother.
- 1160
- 01:46:37,370 --> 01:46:38,930
- I'm your mother.
- 1161
- 01:47:15,640 --> 01:47:18,230
- - Rather well.
- - Good riddance to you. Yes.
- 1162
- 01:47:57,850 --> 01:48:00,040
- Let's put out those flames.
- 1163
- 01:48:00,480 --> 01:48:01,780
- Shall we?
- 1164
- 01:48:52,500 --> 01:48:54,370
- So, what happens now?
- 1165
- 01:48:55,170 --> 01:48:57,570
- We have to learn to live with each other.
- 1166
- 01:48:57,670 --> 01:48:58,870
- Forever?
- 1167
- 01:49:04,380 --> 01:49:06,140
- Let's get on with it.
- 1168
- 01:49:10,090 --> 01:49:12,080
- Be the man that I know you are.
- 1169
- 01:49:29,870 --> 01:49:31,170
- - Get outside.
- - Okay.
- 1170
- 01:49:31,270 --> 01:49:32,260
- Go.
- 1171
- 01:49:42,450 --> 01:49:44,320
- - Tristan!
- - Get him.
- 1172
- 01:50:19,990 --> 01:50:21,250
- Get off!
- 1173
- 01:50:25,390 --> 01:50:27,120
- Get out!
- 1174
- 01:51:04,300 --> 01:51:08,760
- So, what's it to be, Prince Charming?
- Frog or tadpole?
- 1175
- 01:52:06,830 --> 01:52:08,050
- Septimus?
- 1176
- 01:53:30,170 --> 01:53:31,330
- Tristan!
- 1177
- 01:54:15,150 --> 01:54:16,450
- Youth.
- 1178
- 01:54:17,390 --> 01:54:18,690
- Beauty.
- 1179
- 01:54:20,490 --> 01:54:22,930
- It all seems meaningless now.
- 1180
- 01:54:23,630 --> 01:54:25,600
- My sisters are dead!
- 1181
- 01:54:27,230 --> 01:54:30,890
- Everything I cared about gone.
- 1182
- 01:54:37,070 --> 01:54:38,160
- Go.
- 1183
- 01:54:43,650 --> 01:54:44,940
- Go!
- 1184
- 01:55:05,970 --> 01:55:06,940
- No!
- 1185
- 01:56:04,060 --> 01:56:05,990
- I owe you thanks, boy.
- 1186
- 01:56:06,430 --> 01:56:09,520
- What use was her heart to me
- when it was broken?
- 1187
- 01:56:09,970 --> 01:56:14,870
- And you got rid of my sisters
- and now I can have it all for myself.
- 1188
- 01:56:20,740 --> 01:56:23,770
- - Hold me tight and close your eyes.
- - What? Why?
- 1189
- 01:56:24,550 --> 01:56:26,170
- What do stars do?
- 1190
- 01:56:32,990 --> 01:56:34,150
- Shine.
- 1191
- 01:57:10,390 --> 01:57:12,050
- - Bravo!
- - Yeah!
- 1192
- 01:57:12,460 --> 01:57:13,760
- Very good.
- 1193
- 01:57:15,530 --> 01:57:17,050
- Why didn't you do that earlier?
- 1194
- 01:57:17,160 --> 01:57:21,790
- I couldn't have done that without you.
- No star can shine with a broken heart.
- 1195
- 01:57:23,200 --> 01:57:25,070
- I thought I'd lost you.
- 1196
- 01:57:26,340 --> 01:57:28,140
- But you came back.
- 1197
- 01:57:28,540 --> 01:57:30,840
- Of course I did. I love you.
- 1198
- 01:57:36,420 --> 01:57:37,640
- Come on.
- 1199
- 01:57:57,740 --> 01:57:59,030
- Tristan.
- 1200
- 01:58:01,780 --> 01:58:05,270
- The last surviving male heir
- of the Stormhold bloodline.
- 1201
- 01:58:08,050 --> 01:58:09,680
- It's you, Tristan.
- 1202
- 01:58:13,550 --> 01:58:16,550
- But if he's the new King of Stormhold,
- then...
- 1203
- 01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:08,130
- I crown thee King Tristan of Stormhold.
- 1204
- 01:59:25,520 --> 01:59:26,920
- Yeah!
- 1205
- 01:59:42,840 --> 01:59:44,470
- My gift to you.
- 1206
- 01:59:46,280 --> 01:59:47,680
- To you both.
- 1207
- 01:59:47,980 --> 01:59:49,310
- Thank you.
- 1208
- 02:00:04,260 --> 02:00:06,820
- They ruled for 80 years.
- 1209
- 02:00:08,070 --> 02:00:11,000
- But no man can live forever,
- 1210
- 02:00:11,900 --> 02:00:15,300
- except he who possesses
- the heart of a star.
- 1211
- 02:00:16,210 --> 02:00:20,610
- And Yvaine had given hers
- to Tristan completely.
- 1212
- 02:00:22,180 --> 02:00:25,480
- When their children and grandchildren
- were grown,
- 1213
- 02:00:26,520 --> 02:00:29,750
- it was time to light the Babylon candle.
- 1214
- 02:00:35,830 --> 02:00:40,260
- And they still live happily ever after.
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