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- Rajnikanth was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I kn...ow everyone. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?"
- "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said.
- So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
- And sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts : "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You And your friends come right in and join me for lunch!"
- ...Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was
- Just lucky.
- "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says
- ..."President Obama", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts
- ..."Yes", Rajini says, "I know him.
- And off they go. At the White House, Obama spots Rajini on the tour and motions him, saying, : "Rajini, what a surprise, I was just on my way
- to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
- coffee first and catch up".
- Well, Amitabh Bachan is much shaken by now, but still not totally onvinced. After they leave the White House grounds, he implores him to
- name anyone else.
- "The Pope," Amitabh Bachan replies
- ..."Sure!" says Rajini, "My folks are from Italy and I've known the Pope a long time".
- Rajini and Amitabh Bachan are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Rajini says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."
- And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.. Sure enough, half an hour later Rajini emerges with the Pope on the balcony.
- But by the time Rajini returns, he finds that Amitabh Bachan has had a
- heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics.
- Working his way to Amitabh Bachan's side,
- Rajini asks him, "What happened?"
- Amitabh Bachan looks up and says,
- "I was doing fine until u and the pope came out on the balcony and the Italian man next to me said,
- "Who's that on the balcony with Rajini?"
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