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- Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
- 2
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- When I was little girl,
- 3
- 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:52,511
- Christmas Eve was my favorite night
- of the year.
- 4
- 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,567
- I'd wait up with my brother for Santa.
- 5
- 00:01:07,192 --> 00:01:11,029
- Sometimes we would fall asleep,
- but I'd be dreaming of presents.
- 6
- 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:13,365
- I really love presents.
- 7
- 00:01:20,956 --> 00:01:22,708
- - Nick, he's here.
- - Stop.
- 8
- 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:24,418
- Come on. Wake up.
- 9
- 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,628
- - No.
- - Come on, come on, come on.
- 10
- 00:02:18,931 --> 00:02:21,600
- What a jolly card.
- 11
- 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,853
- I wonder which child made this?
- 12
- 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:27,481
- Over here! Right here! I caught you.
- 13
- 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:29,191
- You did.
- 14
- 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,068
- But let's keep it between us,
- 15
- 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:34,238
- because my job depends
- on not getting caught.
- 16
- 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,864
- Totally get it.
- 17
- 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:38,867
- So, I see you have some presents...
- 18
- 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,036
- Oh, I do. Um...
- 19
- 00:02:41,620 --> 00:02:44,581
- Have you been naughty or nice this year?
- 20
- 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,543
- In my personal opinion, very nice.
- 21
- 00:02:47,626 --> 00:02:49,837
- Well, let me check my list.
- 22
- 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,757
- Oh! Oh!
- 23
- 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,884
- Um, checking it twice.
- 24
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,556
- Dad!
- 25
- 00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:02,140
- You know I'm nice.
- 26
- 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,143
- Give me a hug.
- 27
- 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,187
- Dad! You're home!
- 28
- 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:08,564
- Come here, my boy!
- 29
- 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,151
- Oh! Welcome home, Santa.
- 30
- 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:17,781
- I see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
- 31
- 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,825
- How was your night, dear?
- 32
- 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:23,036
- Jolly. The presents were all delivered.
- 33
- 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:24,663
- Except for two.
- 34
- 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:38,385
- Oh, my garland. This is amazing!
- 35
- 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:41,054
- What'd you get, Nick?
- 36
- 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,394
- Dad?
- 37
- 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:52,691
- Congratulations, my boy.
- It's time to start your Santa training.
- 38
- 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,068
- Try it on.
- 39
- 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:05,245
- I'm not sure this fits.
- 40
- 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:08,040
- It will fit you when you fit it.
- 41
- 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:16,924
- There you go. That looks jolly, Nick.
- 42
- 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,176
- And red is totally your color.
- 43
- 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:21,220
- Oh!
- 44
- 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,181
- That must be the elves
- to welcome you home!
- 45
- 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,892
- No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
- Jackets, everyone.
- 46
- 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:30,479
- Pole weather report,
- snow and eight degrees.
- 47
- 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,523
- Forever.
- 48
- 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,816
- That's cold. Come on, honey.
- 49
- 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:37,694
- Thank you, Santa.
- 50
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:41,532
- - Merry Christmas, Polly.
- - Dad?
- 51
- 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:46,286
- - Uh-huh?
- - I was just wondering, Mom is Mrs. Claus,
- 52
- 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:47,746
- Polly is our nanny,
- 53
- 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,207
- someday Nick will be Santa.
- 54
- 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:51,917
- What do I do?
- 55
- 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,503
- Well, what do you want to do?
- 56
- 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,922
- I would like to do what you do.
- 57
- 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:59,466
- You mean, be Santa?
- 58
- 00:04:59,550 --> 00:05:01,385
- No, Nick is Santa.
- 59
- 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:03,971
- But I would like to help decide
- what toys to make,
- 60
- 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:06,723
- and fly the sleigh,
- and do something really important.
- 61
- 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:09,476
- You do, Noelle.
- 62
- 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:13,480
- You make everyone jolly with your cards
- and your Christmas cheer,
- 63
- 00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:16,900
- and you know how much your brother
- depends on you. So you can help him,
- 64
- 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,571
- and always keep his Christmas spirit up.
- 65
- 00:05:24,867 --> 00:05:27,870
- Sure. I can do that.
- 66
- 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,663
- I'm counting on you.
- 67
- 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:35,252
- Merry Christmas, Noelle.
- 68
- 00:05:35,335 --> 00:05:38,380
- Merry Christmas, Dad.
- 69
- 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:43,427
- Now that I'm grown up, Christmas
- is still my favorite time of the year.
- 70
- 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,638
- Although, this Christmas is a sad one.
- 71
- 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:51,810
- Dad passed away five months ago,
- and I miss him every day.
- 72
- 00:05:54,229 --> 00:05:56,815
- But Dad always told us
- that Christmas must go on,
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- especially for us Kringles,
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- because for 2,000 years,
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- 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:05,240
- our ancestors have been the Santas that
- bring joy to children all over the world.
- 76
- 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,117
- And now it's my big brother's turn,
- 77
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:10,370
- as Nick becomes the 23rd Kringle
- to wear the red hat.
- 78
- 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:18,128
- He's been practicing
- his sleigh flying here in the Pole.
- 79
- 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,339
- Am I supposed to land on the house?
- 80
- 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,676
- Slow down! Slow down! No, no, no!
- 81
- 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:31,058
- We can work with that, right?
- 82
- 00:06:33,519 --> 00:06:36,647
- Believe it or not,
- that's actually an improvement.
- 83
- 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,236
- Everyone's been working super hard
- to help him get ready,
- 84
- 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:46,156
- -including Mother.
- - Well, dear, that was, um...
- 85
- 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,616
- Well, you know.
- 86
- 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,952
- And Santa's Helpers are singing...
- 87
- 00:06:50,035 --> 00:06:51,703
- Crashing all the way
- Ha, ha, ha!
- 88
- 00:06:51,787 --> 00:06:55,290
- My geeky cousin, Gabe,
- and his Tech Elves are doing something.
- 89
- 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:56,375
- I don't know.
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- 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:59,419
- - They're really excited about it.
- - Oh, my God! We did it!
- 91
- 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:03,715
- And as for me, I'm still making
- my cards and spreading Christmas cheer,
- 92
- 00:07:03,799 --> 00:07:05,467
- just like Dad told me to.
- 93
- 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:08,846
- I don't know what everyone
- would do without me.
- 94
- 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:38,000
- Yo! Snowcone! Dude!
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- 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:42,671
- Oh!
- 96
- 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:46,592
- Yes, who's my hyperactive little reindeer?
- You are! Oh! You got it.
- 97
- 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,636
- What do we think?
- 98
- 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,266
- "Merry Christmas.
- What are you getting this year?"
- 99
- 00:07:56,393 --> 00:08:00,772
- I know, it totally captures the essence
- of Christmas, getting the perfect present.
- 100
- 00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,651
- - Noelle!
- - Mmm.
- 101
- 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,113
- Morning, princess.
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- 00:08:08,197 --> 00:08:09,907
- Thank you, but I don't want breakfast.
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- 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:11,408
- - Yes, you do.
- - I'm very busy.
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- 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:16,246
- I have been out in the forest,
- chopping firewood, carting it on my back,
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- 00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:19,416
- so that I could heat up the cottage
- and make your breakfast waffles,
- 106
- 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,086
- while I picked up all the dirty clothes,
- but none of that's really been a problem.
- 107
- 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:26,882
- I don't need you to do
- any of that stuff. Honestly.
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- 00:08:27,466 --> 00:08:29,927
- You would starve and die
- if it weren't for me.
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- 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:32,888
- That's what you think.
- Oh, my garland. This is delicious.
- 110
- 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:36,517
- Oh, my partridge-in-a-pear-tree underwear
- needs washing.
- 111
- 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:39,353
- Oh, well, then my Christmas wish
- has been granted.
- 112
- 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:48,529
- Hmm.
- 113
- 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,038
- Come on, Snowy. I'll race you.
- 114
- 00:08:58,497 --> 00:08:59,498
- Whoo!
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- 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,642
- Puffins, scatter!
- 116
- 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:19,852
- Sorry, guys!
- 117
- 00:09:34,616 --> 00:09:37,244
- Noelle! Elf Carol. Daily Carol.
- 118
- 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,330
- - Can I ask you a few questions?
- - I'm all earmuffs. Fire away.
- 119
- 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,750
- We know it's been a whirlwind preparation
- since your father,
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- 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:46,837
- and our dearly beloved Santa Nicholas,
- passed away.
- 121
- 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,297
- How is your brother doing?
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- 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,674
- So jolly. We're all very proud of him.
- 123
- 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:54,303
- And the big question is:
- will he be ready by Christmas?
- 124
- 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,513
- Of course! He's a Kringle.
- 125
- 00:09:57,139 --> 00:09:58,682
- - Under. Under.
- - Ah! Okay.
- 126
- 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,186
- Under your tongue.
- All right. There you go. Ooh!
- 127
- 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,731
- Santa, I got you a new scarf.
- 128
- 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:08,483
- And check this out.
- Three Weeks To A Jelly Belly...
- 129
- 00:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,068
- What happened? Mother!
- 130
- 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:11,153
- Santa, I thought
- 131
- 00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,905
- you were at sleigh practice.
- 132
- 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,532
- Santa tried to land again
- 133
- 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,826
- Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- 134
- 00:10:17,910 --> 00:10:20,579
- He missed the roof and hit the den
- 135
- 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:22,956
- Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
- 136
- 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:25,209
- Thank you, Santa's Helpers.
- 137
- 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,504
- It was a horrible example of what can
- go wrong when you're using, well,
- 138
- 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:30,047
- outdated technology.
- 139
- 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,382
- - After Cousin Nick crashed, the...
- - Oh!
- 140
- 00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:35,260
- I'm sorry. Did you just refer to him
- as Cousin Nick?
- 141
- 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,138
- Shouldn't you be
- calling my big brother "Santa"?
- 142
- 00:10:38,222 --> 00:10:41,600
- Oh, I'm sorry. I just thought
- that since we were all family, that...
- 143
- 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,478
- Well, he's Santa to you,
- he's Santa to everyone.
- 144
- 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,063
- He's even Santa to himself.
- 145
- 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,649
- Well, actually, I'm pretty informal
- when I'm alone.
- 146
- 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,067
- I'm just Nick.
- 147
- 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,695
- Alone. That's a jolly idea.
- 148
- 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:57,783
- Why don't we all just give Santa a moment.
- 149
- 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,662
- Okay.
- 150
- 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,413
- Excuse me, Gabe.
- 151
- 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:09,002
- This is not going well at all, dear.
- 152
- 00:11:10,087 --> 00:11:12,005
- Dasher nearly broke an antler.
- 153
- 00:11:12,089 --> 00:11:16,510
- And we're way, way behind schedule
- at the workshop.
- 154
- 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,972
- You need to do your job and give
- your brother some Christmas spirit,
- 155
- 00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,766
- or else we're not gonna be ready
- for Christmas.
- 156
- 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:29,523
- Oh, this is heavy.
- 157
- 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,693
- The Book of Santa.
- I've read it. I've memorized it.
- 158
- 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:35,237
- I've listened to it on tape.
- I just don't get it.
- 159
- 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:38,991
- Okay. Well, we are gonna read it together
- and we're gonna figure this out.
- 160
- 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:40,742
- Let's start at the top.
- 161
- 00:11:40,826 --> 00:11:43,996
- The top is chimney access,
- that's funny.
- 162
- 00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:48,166
- "The chimney will expand when you tap
- three times with the magical candy cane
- 163
- 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,669
- "and sing the first line
- of We Wish You A Merry Christmas,
- 164
- 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,337
- "assuming that you stay in key."
- 165
- 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,797
- - Hold your reindeer.
- - Yeah.
- 166
- 00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:58,635
- How am I supposed to know which is
- the right present to give each child?
- 167
- 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,013
- If I haven't determined
- who's naughty or nice,
- 168
- 00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:02,639
- how can I pick their present?
- 169
- 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,434
- You see, it's kind of a vicious circle.
- 170
- 00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:07,895
- Okay.
- 171
- 00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:11,523
- This is the list. It's filled with names.
- Some are nice and some are naughty.
- 172
- 00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,525
- Some of the names
- haven't been filled in yet,
- 173
- 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:15,485
- and that's gonna be your job, okay?
- 174
- 00:12:15,569 --> 00:12:18,113
- Dad said, "It's not about
- what the kid looks like.
- 175
- 00:12:18,197 --> 00:12:19,990
- "It's what's on the inside
- that's important.
- 176
- 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,825
- "You need to connect with their heart."
- 177
- 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,329
- Oh, I love that.
- How's that done?
- 178
- 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,831
- I have no idea.
- Just focus really hard, I guess?
- 179
- 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,791
- Okay.
- 180
- 00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,294
- Uh... Nice.
- 181
- 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:35,380
- She cheated on every math test
- she ever took.
- 182
- 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,177
- That's a... stocking full of coal
- if ever I've seen one.
- 183
- 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,137
- Yeah. He saved a kitten from a tree,
- 184
- 00:12:42,221 --> 00:12:44,848
- after visiting his grandmother
- in the nursing home.
- 185
- 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,225
- So, nice?
- 186
- 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:50,103
- Okay, we need to figure out what people
- want for Christmas. Here we go.
- 187
- 00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:54,233
- - Football tickets.
- - IPad.
- 188
- 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,902
- Really think about this next one.
- Take your time.
- 189
- 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:00,572
- She looks like
- she likes playing guitar,
- 190
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,200
- and that looks like, uh, an old guitar.
- 191
- 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,785
- So, I'm gonna say, um...
- 192
- 00:13:08,163 --> 00:13:10,374
- - New guitar?
- - IPad.
- 193
- 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:13,210
- You can do this.
- 194
- 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,003
- - IPad?
- - Polly!
- 195
- 00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,464
- - Okay, let's say I'm in Germany.
- - Yeah.
- 196
- 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:20,551
- A child wakes up, wants to talk to me,
- I don't speak their language.
- 197
- 00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:23,595
- Yeah, but, um,
- Santa understands all languages.
- 198
- 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:26,765
- And so do you.
- I saw you speaking Arabic to Elf Tippy.
- 199
- 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,892
- Yeah, but that's because Gabe showed me
- 200
- 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:31,436
- how to use this thing
- called Google Translate.
- 201
- 00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:37,359
- Okay, Nick, I know
- you're scared of the reindeer,
- 202
- 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:40,821
- but you need to Santa up.
- You've gotta show them who's boss.
- 203
- 00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,949
- "Grip the reins with both hands
- while firmly saying 'On Dasher!'"
- 204
- 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:50,622
- Grip, command.
- 205
- 00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:52,541
- Can't treat them like your cuddly pets.
- 206
- 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,459
- You're almost in.
- Look how good you're doing!
- 207
- 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:55,711
- I don't wanna do this. No!
- 208
- 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:57,713
- - This is great! Let it happen!
- - No!
- 209
- 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:01,008
- No!
- 210
- 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,343
- Great job, buddy. That looked great.
- 211
- 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:05,012
- - You okay?
- - No!
- 212
- 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:09,975
- Ugh.
- 213
- 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,521
- All right.
- 214
- 00:14:14,605 --> 00:14:18,150
- - Two double hot chocolates.
- - Great.
- 215
- 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:20,736
- One with extra whipped cream.
- 216
- 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,407
- And... peppermint.
- 217
- 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,578
- Thank garland for hot chocolate
- and peppermint.
- 218
- 00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,747
- Mmm.
- 219
- 00:14:32,581 --> 00:14:35,667
- I feel like I've been shivering
- my whole life, you know?
- 220
- 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,130
- Sometimes, I... I dream about getting out
- and finding some place warm,
- 221
- 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:43,467
- where I can stretch and relax
- and just breathe, you know?
- 222
- 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,260
- - Then you should.
- - How?
- 223
- 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:49,431
- I'm Santa. I don't get a vacation.
- I don't even get Christmas off.
- 224
- 00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,017
- You can't be Santa
- if you're having a nervous breakdown.
- 225
- 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:54,937
- Nobody wants you sliding into
- their fireplace crying and weeping.
- 226
- 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,188
- Nothing merry about that.
- 227
- 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,398
- Can't go down chimneys.
- I'm claustrophobic.
- 228
- 00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:01,527
- You remember those magazines
- Dad used to bring me on Christmas?
- 229
- 00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:04,404
- Yeah, like People? That's how I found out
- Jennifer Aniston's nice.
- 230
- 00:15:04,488 --> 00:15:07,658
- Yeah.
- Travel And Leisure had those sections
- 231
- 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:09,368
- about the perfect Christmas getaway.
- 232
- 00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,995
- Warm weather, swimming pools,
- sun-kissed mountains.
- 233
- 00:15:12,621 --> 00:15:17,042
- You need to look in that magazine,
- pick a place, get away for the weekend.
- 234
- 00:15:17,668 --> 00:15:19,753
- Bring me back some issues
- while you're down there.
- 235
- 00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,639
- Ah! Cousin Gabe.
- 236
- 00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:32,850
- Hello.
- 237
- 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,520
- I wanted to install GPS
- and USB-C portals on the sleigh,
- 238
- 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:40,607
- and was wondering if you knew
- where Cousin... Santa, you know, was.
- 239
- 00:15:40,691 --> 00:15:44,361
- I think he probably took the sleigh
- for a practice flight.
- 240
- 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:48,198
- Well, the sleigh came back,
- and all the reindeer are here,
- 241
- 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,075
- but there's no Santa.
- 242
- 00:15:52,202 --> 00:15:56,206
- Well, it's not like him to just leave.
- 243
- 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,500
- What's with all these magazines?
- 244
- 00:15:58,584 --> 00:16:03,255
- "InStyle, Travel and Leisure,
- Martha Stewart's Living."
- 245
- 00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:08,135
- Um, I was helping Santa train,
- 246
- 00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:11,430
- and he seemed a little overwhelmed.
- So I mentioned, almost as a joke...
- 247
- 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,098
- Ho, ho, ho.
- 248
- 00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:15,601
- That he should go somewhere
- and relax for the weekend.
- 249
- 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:20,022
- And maybe bring back some new magazines.
- That's probably what that's about.
- 250
- 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,940
- But they're for all of us to enjoy.
- 251
- 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:23,734
- It's not just for me.
- 252
- 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:28,488
- But you guys seem mad.
- 253
- 00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,366
- I hope he's okay!
- 254
- 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,160
- Where is he?
- 255
- 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,372
- When was the last time you saw him?
- 256
- 00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,749
- Seven days and counting.
- 257
- 00:16:40,459 --> 00:16:41,543
- It's Noelle's fault.
- 258
- 00:16:41,627 --> 00:16:43,295
- What's gonna happen with Christmas?
- 259
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,506
- - I hope it's okay.
- - What happened to him?
- 260
- 00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:47,341
- This never happened before.
- 261
- 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:49,343
- - Quiet.
- - Where is he?
- 262
- 00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:53,222
- Quiet!
- 263
- 00:16:54,515 --> 00:16:56,141
- Silent night.
- 264
- 00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,024
- For the first time in 2,000 years,
- 265
- 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,236
- a Santa has disappeared.
- 266
- 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,154
- At the urging of his sister, Noelle.
- 267
- 00:17:09,238 --> 00:17:10,989
- I just said he should take
- the weekend off.
- 268
- 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,575
- You put Christmas in jeopardy, young lady.
- 269
- 00:17:13,659 --> 00:17:15,827
- - She did.
- - That's so naughty.
- 270
- 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,372
- Rest ye, merry gentlemen.
- 271
- 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:23,627
- As Christmas is just six days away,
- we must have a new Santa.
- 272
- 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,463
- Wait. What about a rescue mission?
- 273
- 00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:29,842
- My brother could be hurt.
- He might've fallen out of the sleigh.
- 274
- 00:17:29,925 --> 00:17:31,927
- No one but Santa has ever left the Pole.
- 275
- 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,137
- And we have no idea where Santa is.
- 276
- 00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:37,391
- We could lose the sleigh or the reindeer.
- Then there'd be no Christmas.
- 277
- 00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:41,144
- - No Christmas?
- - A rescue attempt is far too dangerous.
- 278
- 00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:45,941
- Leaving me no choice but to call upon...
- 279
- 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,235
- Gabriel Kringle.
- 280
- 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:50,153
- - Gabriel?
- - Me?
- 281
- 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,989
- Please, approach the council.
- 282
- 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,076
- But I'm in the Tech department.
- And loving it.
- 283
- 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,619
- Nevertheless, you must approach
- 284
- 00:17:57,703 --> 00:18:00,414
- because we must select
- the next adult male Kringle
- 285
- 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,249
- as specified by the Christmas covenant.
- 286
- 00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,877
- That's not exactly what it says...
- 287
- 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,211
- They're elder elves.
- 288
- 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,714
- - They know what they're talking about.
- - Please.
- 289
- 00:18:20,809 --> 00:18:21,810
- Gabe.
- 290
- 00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:28,817
- By order of the council,
- the pom-pom now rests upon your head.
- 291
- 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:31,445
- - Really?
- - Seriously?
- 292
- 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,322
- I don't know about this guy.
- 293
- 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:48,879
- Noelle, why did you
- tell your brother to leave?
- 294
- 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,589
- I thought he would come back.
- 295
- 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,258
- You didn't think about
- how he listens to you,
- 296
- 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:58,305
- and how your advice affected Christmas
- and all of the children in the world.
- 297
- 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,224
- I just said, "Take the weekend."
- 298
- 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,976
- - She had one job.
- - To look after her brother.
- 299
- 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:06,063
- What a princess.
- 300
- 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,942
- I just said, go for the weekend.
- 301
- 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,963
- Oh, Serge, hot chocolate,
- double whip cream, and peppermint,
- 302
- 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:32,214
- in honor of my brother?
- 303
- 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:37,094
- We're all booked up.
- Maybe try back in... July.
- 304
- 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:40,264
- Oh, okay.
- 305
- 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:47,813
- It can't possibly be that much.
- What about my Kringle discount?
- 306
- 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:51,400
- That's only for Santa's immediate family,
- not cousins.
- 307
- 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,424
- I want it shut.
- 308
- 00:20:15,507 --> 00:20:19,970
- It's been shut, which is why
- this room smells like old stockings.
- 309
- 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,722
- Uh...
- 310
- 00:20:22,306 --> 00:20:27,436
- Mother's furious, and everybody hates me
- because I've ruined Christmas.
- 311
- 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:29,563
- And I don't know if my brother's okay.
- 312
- 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:31,607
- What do you want from me?
- 313
- 00:20:32,191 --> 00:20:34,818
- Stockings, sheets, and pillow cases.
- 314
- 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:36,236
- Ho, ho... Ow!
- 315
- 00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:40,032
- Princess, for once in your life,
- 316
- 00:20:40,616 --> 00:20:42,409
- try cleaning up your own mess.
- 317
- 00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,952
- How do you suggest I do that?
- 318
- 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:50,125
- "Take a journey to a better you."
- 319
- 00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,462
- Ugh. Glitter all over the floor.
- 320
- 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,839
- And stop eating waffles in bed.
- 321
- 00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,186
- Hot chocolate and peppermint.
- 322
- 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:11,647
- Nick.
- 323
- 00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,111
- Maui and San Juan.
- What's between Maui and San Juan?
- 324
- 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:24,660
- "Phoenix."
- 325
- 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:27,871
- Phoenix, Arizona.
- 326
- 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:49,935
- Princess, do you mind telling me
- what you're doing?
- 327
- 00:21:50,769 --> 00:21:53,480
- I'm going to get my brother,
- and you're coming with me.
- 328
- 00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:56,733
- No, I'm not.
- 329
- 00:21:57,317 --> 00:22:01,530
- Your mother will not be jolly with this,
- and it is my job to keep you safe.
- 330
- 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:03,323
- I left her a card explaining everything,
- 331
- 00:22:03,407 --> 00:22:06,326
- and you can't keep me safe
- if you're here and I'm in Phoenix.
- 332
- 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:09,121
- Phoenix? That sounds horrible.
- 333
- 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:14,042
- Oh, hey, little guy.
- 334
- 00:22:14,126 --> 00:22:15,961
- Uh, I've gotta go away.
- 335
- 00:22:18,463 --> 00:22:21,049
- I know you wanna be on the team,
- you're just not ready yet.
- 336
- 00:22:21,133 --> 00:22:22,634
- So keep practicing, okay?
- 337
- 00:22:25,262 --> 00:22:27,097
- Okay.
- 338
- 00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:32,644
- Yes, I know. I'm going to get him.
- 339
- 00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:35,856
- - Princess, get out of here.
- - No.
- 340
- 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,567
- Listen, you've never been
- out of the North Pole.
- 341
- 00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:41,236
- - Polly.
- - You do not know how to fly this sleigh.
- 342
- 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,155
- Fine. Then it'll all be on Dasher.
- 343
- 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,266
- Turn this thing around.
- 344
- 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:14,853
- No. Not going back without my brother.
- And it's your job to help me.
- 345
- 00:23:17,606 --> 00:23:19,483
- Destination, Phoenix, Arizona.
- 346
- 00:24:28,969 --> 00:24:32,097
- I guess this is their village.
- Where is everybody?
- 347
- 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:37,186
- - What do you think you doin'?
- - Hi. I'm Noelle.
- 348
- 00:24:37,269 --> 00:24:38,687
- Stay right where you are.
- 349
- 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:41,106
- We are looking for Santa Claus.
- 350
- 00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,109
- You've got presents.
- 351
- 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:46,528
- Merry Christmas.
- 352
- 00:24:46,612 --> 00:24:47,821
- Feliz Navidad!
- 353
- 00:24:47,905 --> 00:24:53,118
- How are you planning on having Christmas
- without the reindeer and the sleigh?
- 354
- 00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,078
- - Noelle took the reindeer?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 355
- 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,914
- - And the sleigh?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 356
- 00:24:57,831 --> 00:24:58,832
- Huh...
- 357
- 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,001
- That's so interesting.
- 358
- 00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:05,547
- What if not having the sleigh
- or the reindeer is a blessing in disguise?
- 359
- 00:25:05,631 --> 00:25:06,715
- I don't think so.
- 360
- 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:10,928
- This could be the perfect time
- to start an online delivery platform.
- 361
- 00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:13,972
- - I don't think so.
- - What if the reindeer have Lyme disease?
- 362
- 00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:16,225
- What if an asteroid
- crashes into the sleigh?
- 363
- 00:25:16,308 --> 00:25:18,602
- These are real concerns,
- statistically speaking,
- 364
- 00:25:18,685 --> 00:25:20,437
- and I think our customers deserve better.
- 365
- 00:25:20,521 --> 00:25:23,649
- We don't have customers.
- 366
- 00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:30,155
- We have children who need the magic
- of a Santa coming down the chimney
- 367
- 00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:35,536
- and arranging each present
- with love and care under the tree.
- 368
- 00:25:36,119 --> 00:25:37,829
- Okay, well, now you sound
- like a crazy person.
- 369
- 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:44,169
- Gabe, aren't you even worried about
- your cousins, Nick and Noelle, and Polly?
- 370
- 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:47,339
- Who knows what terrible things
- have happened to them?
- 371
- 00:25:56,265 --> 00:26:00,185
- Uh, hi, thank you, yes, I...
- My name is Helen Rojas,
- 372
- 00:26:00,269 --> 00:26:02,229
- I'm the manager
- of the Desert Ridge Marketplace.
- 373
- 00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:03,897
- - Oh, it's nice to meet you.
- - Yes.
- 374
- 00:26:03,981 --> 00:26:07,776
- Uh, you cannot perform or solicit here
- on these grounds without a permit.
- 375
- 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:10,362
- Can you stop, please? Or I will have to
- have you arrested.
- 376
- 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:11,572
- Can you... This is my desk.
- 377
- 00:26:11,655 --> 00:26:13,824
- - Oh, I'm so sorry.
- - Thank you, thank you.
- 378
- 00:26:13,907 --> 00:26:14,908
- - Here, I have a...
- - Oh!
- 379
- 00:26:14,992 --> 00:26:16,493
- Yes, thank you. Mmm-hmm.
- 380
- 00:26:17,077 --> 00:26:19,621
- Okay, now, uh...
- 381
- 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:21,456
- Where were we? Um, arrested.
- 382
- 00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:24,459
- Okay, that sounds bad, but can you
- just tell me, have you seen this man?
- 383
- 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:26,420
- - Santa?
- - Yeah.
- 384
- 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:28,589
- He looks nice and polite,
- so I haven't dated him.
- 385
- 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,673
- Listen, miss,
- 386
- 00:26:29,756 --> 00:26:33,427
- this isn't the first time someone's tried
- this kind of promotional stunt.
- 387
- 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:36,388
- About two months ago, we had a guy
- with a sleigh and a reindeer
- 388
- 00:26:36,471 --> 00:26:39,016
- -show up outside of Chase Field...
- - That's him!
- 389
- 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,018
- That's who I'm looking for.
- Where did he go?
- 390
- 00:26:41,101 --> 00:26:42,102
- The North Pole.
- 391
- 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:45,230
- Now, vacate the premises
- or I'll have to call the police...
- 392
- 00:26:45,314 --> 00:26:46,732
- - Hey, Helen.
- - Oh, yes.
- 393
- 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:49,443
- Was it your idea to bring that sleigh
- and reindeer in here?
- 394
- 00:26:49,526 --> 00:26:51,528
- Uh, yes, Dan. I'm dealing with it...
- 395
- 00:26:51,612 --> 00:26:54,740
- People are rushing into my Petco
- trying to find reindeer food.
- 396
- 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:57,034
- We don't have any,
- so I just relabeled the birdseed.
- 397
- 00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,619
- They love birdseed.
- 398
- 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:00,787
- This is going to be
- our best Christmas yet.
- 399
- 00:27:00,871 --> 00:27:02,164
- You'll probably get a raise.
- 400
- 00:27:02,247 --> 00:27:04,333
- You might finally get to
- take that trip to Hawaii.
- 401
- 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,544
- Gosh, I'd love to go myself one day.
- 402
- 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,218
- I've never tried this before,
- 403
- 00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:16,261
- so I don't know
- if I'm gonna do it right, but...
- 404
- 00:27:16,345 --> 00:27:18,222
- Ooh.
- 405
- 00:27:18,305 --> 00:27:21,099
- Can you not do that, please? Thank you.
- 406
- 00:27:21,183 --> 00:27:22,601
- Did I do it wrong?
- 407
- 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:26,271
- This release form protects
- Desert Ridge Marketplace
- 408
- 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,608
- from any liabilities
- as a result of your presence.
- 409
- 00:27:32,319 --> 00:27:33,695
- Thank you.
- 410
- 00:27:33,779 --> 00:27:36,532
- Oh, Helen, which way is Phoenix?
- 411
- 00:27:38,075 --> 00:27:40,452
- Okay. Let's go find my brother.
- 412
- 00:27:40,536 --> 00:27:41,662
- Hold on.
- 413
- 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:45,457
- Someone has to stay
- and keep an eye on Dasher and company.
- 414
- 00:27:45,541 --> 00:27:49,211
- They're used to a strict regimen
- of North Pole hay and training.
- 415
- 00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:52,756
- So, who knows what will happen
- when they're faced with temptation?
- 416
- 00:27:53,423 --> 00:27:56,051
- So, you want me to go out there alone?
- 417
- 00:27:56,134 --> 00:27:59,847
- Noelle, you go out there and you be merry,
- 418
- 00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:05,102
- and you don't tell anybody who you are
- or where you came from.
- 419
- 00:28:05,644 --> 00:28:08,564
- And always be ready to run away.
- 420
- 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:33,172
- - I hate you.
- - No! I am done talking with you about...
- 421
- 00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:37,426
- Every frickin' time. I'm gonna lose it.
- 422
- 00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:39,511
- Oh!
- 423
- 00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:41,513
- Thank you.
- 424
- 00:28:42,264 --> 00:28:44,099
- Ah! Mmm!
- 425
- 00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:49,354
- There's something wrong with that.
- 426
- 00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:52,858
- Don't drink that. That's awful.
- 427
- 00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:10,459
- Nick?
- 428
- 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,253
- Nick.
- 429
- 00:29:18,175 --> 00:29:21,303
- Fifty percent off everything.
- More you buy, the merrier you are.
- 430
- 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:24,306
- Sir, it's a privilege to wear that suit.
- 431
- 00:29:24,890 --> 00:29:25,974
- Put some pants on.
- 432
- 00:29:29,436 --> 00:29:30,854
- So naughty.
- 433
- 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:37,528
- Have you seen this man?
- 434
- 00:29:37,611 --> 00:29:38,904
- Mmm-mmm.
- 435
- 00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:40,864
- Definitely not one of ours.
- 436
- 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,450
- Cheap suit, no one's gonna believe that.
- 437
- 00:29:51,500 --> 00:29:53,418
- Sorry I'm late, dude.
- Forgot my pants.
- 438
- 00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:12,563
- You know, Mr. Ortega, I think it's better
- you know the truth about your brother
- 439
- 00:30:12,646 --> 00:30:15,274
- stealing all of your money
- than to live in a fantasy.
- 440
- 00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:17,651
- I disagree.
- 441
- 00:30:22,948 --> 00:30:23,991
- Um...
- 442
- 00:30:24,074 --> 00:30:27,202
- Merry Christmas. Noelle Kringle. Jake?
- 443
- 00:30:27,286 --> 00:30:28,871
- Saw your name on the sign.
- 444
- 00:30:28,954 --> 00:30:30,956
- Why are you so red?
- 445
- 00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:34,626
- And why are you wearing a winter hat
- and mittens in Phoenix?
- 446
- 00:30:34,710 --> 00:30:36,003
- Because it's an ensemble.
- 447
- 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,755
- But I'm here
- 'cause I'm looking for my brother.
- 448
- 00:30:38,839 --> 00:30:40,966
- I'm worried something
- might have happened to him.
- 449
- 00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:42,134
- Like what?
- 450
- 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:47,848
- Well, my father ran a business,
- 451
- 00:30:47,931 --> 00:30:50,350
- and after he passed,
- my brother was supposed to take over,
- 452
- 00:30:50,434 --> 00:30:51,894
- but he left and came to Phoenix,
- 453
- 00:30:51,977 --> 00:30:55,480
- 'cause he said he needed to breathe
- and stretch and relax.
- 454
- 00:30:55,564 --> 00:30:57,524
- But we have to find him because I know,
- 455
- 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:00,652
- in his heart, he wants to
- run the family business.
- 456
- 00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:03,614
- I find most people, they don't know
- what's in their own hearts.
- 457
- 00:31:03,697 --> 00:31:04,907
- Let alone anyone else's.
- 458
- 00:31:04,990 --> 00:31:08,076
- That's if they even have a heart
- in the first place.
- 459
- 00:31:08,577 --> 00:31:09,578
- Oh!
- 460
- 00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:11,622
- That's pretty stocking half empty.
- 461
- 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,540
- Yeah, well, I'm a private detective.
- 462
- 00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:15,417
- You get "stocking half empty"
- pretty quick.
- 463
- 00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:20,005
- - Do you have a picture of this brother?
- - Yes. His name is Nick Kringle.
- 464
- 00:31:20,088 --> 00:31:21,798
- - Nick Kringle?
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 465
- 00:31:22,716 --> 00:31:24,510
- - You're Noelle Kringle?
- - That's me.
- 466
- 00:31:25,093 --> 00:31:27,971
- - You're pretty deep into Christmas.
- - Best day of the year, right?
- 467
- 00:31:28,055 --> 00:31:30,724
- Yeah, well, it's definitely
- a day of the year.
- 468
- 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:33,936
- I'm on the way out, but I'll see
- what I can do for $150 a day.
- 469
- 00:31:34,603 --> 00:31:37,814
- Money, yes. You cannot put a price
- on what this is worth to me.
- 470
- 00:31:39,316 --> 00:31:40,359
- - Up front.
- - Okay.
- 471
- 00:31:46,782 --> 00:31:48,116
- "In Santa We Trust"?
- 472
- 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,828
- That's real gold on the outside.
- And chocolate in the middle.
- 473
- 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,332
- Look, lady, um, with all due respect...
- 474
- 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,126
- Get some sunblock fast.
- 475
- 00:32:01,713 --> 00:32:02,965
- Uh...
- 476
- 00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:06,176
- - Jake, you don't understand, see...
- - My phone died. Can I borrow yours?
- 477
- 00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,636
- I don't have a phone.
- 478
- 00:32:07,719 --> 00:32:10,514
- Oh, of course, probably hard to dial
- with mittens on.
- 479
- 00:32:10,597 --> 00:32:13,433
- Only get two days with him before
- Christmas, and now I'm late.
- 480
- 00:32:13,517 --> 00:32:14,935
- - With who?
- - My son, my boy,
- 481
- 00:32:15,018 --> 00:32:16,895
- I'm supposed to take him
- to a basketball game
- 482
- 00:32:16,979 --> 00:32:18,772
- and now my ex-wife's...
- 483
- 00:32:18,856 --> 00:32:21,441
- Let's find you a phone.
- I'm sure somebody will let us...
- 484
- 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,944
- No, people don't just let people
- borrow phones.
- 485
- 00:32:24,027 --> 00:32:25,821
- - It doesn't work that way.
- - It's Christmas.
- 486
- 00:32:25,904 --> 00:32:27,406
- Oh, I forgot it's Christmas.
- 487
- 00:32:27,489 --> 00:32:30,659
- Okay, excuse me, ma'am,
- may I please borrow your phone?
- 488
- 00:32:30,742 --> 00:32:32,035
- Like I want your germs.
- 489
- 00:32:32,953 --> 00:32:34,413
- - Okay.
- - See what I mean?
- 490
- 00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,915
- Excuse me, sir,
- may I please borrow your...
- 491
- 00:32:36,999 --> 00:32:38,000
- Um...
- 492
- 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:40,627
- See what I mean? Kringle?
- 493
- 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:43,338
- Kringle?
- 494
- 00:32:46,258 --> 00:32:47,259
- Kringle?
- 495
- 00:32:51,555 --> 00:32:52,556
- Ask him.
- 496
- 00:32:53,182 --> 00:32:55,309
- - Who?
- - That man, he's nice.
- 497
- 00:32:55,392 --> 00:32:56,852
- - He's nice?
- - Yeah.
- 498
- 00:32:56,935 --> 00:32:57,936
- How do you know?
- 499
- 00:32:58,937 --> 00:33:00,564
- I don't know, I just know.
- 500
- 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,441
- Excuse me.
- 501
- 00:33:04,526 --> 00:33:06,236
- - Sir, hi.
- - Hi.
- 502
- 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,739
- My friend has an important call
- to make, his phone died.
- 503
- 00:33:08,822 --> 00:33:10,616
- Is there any way he could borrow yours?
- 504
- 00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:12,868
- Sure, no problem.
- 505
- 00:33:13,869 --> 00:33:14,995
- Oh.
- 506
- 00:33:16,121 --> 00:33:17,664
- - Oh, thanks.
- - It's okay.
- 507
- 00:33:17,748 --> 00:33:19,333
- - Thanks a lot.
- - No problem.
- 508
- 00:33:21,835 --> 00:33:24,463
- Noelle Kringle. I hope you get
- what you want for Christmas.
- 509
- 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:27,382
- - Matt Bautista. I'm actually a Buddhist.
- - Oh, jolly!
- 510
- 00:33:27,466 --> 00:33:29,551
- My dad always said,
- "Christmas is like sushi,
- 511
- 00:33:29,635 --> 00:33:31,887
- "the Japanese invented it,
- but now everybody loves it."
- 512
- 00:33:32,721 --> 00:33:34,056
- Well, I do love sushi.
- 513
- 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:37,392
- Thank you, I really appreciate that.
- 514
- 00:33:37,476 --> 00:33:39,686
- My pleasure. You guys have a great day.
- 515
- 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:41,104
- - Bye, Matt.
- - Bye.
- 516
- 00:33:42,397 --> 00:33:45,234
- Thank you, Kringle. Uh, I gotta run.
- 517
- 00:33:51,323 --> 00:33:53,200
- Give me that picture of your brother.
- 518
- 00:33:54,535 --> 00:33:58,038
- Come by the office tomorrow at 9:00.
- Bring non-edible money.
- 519
- 00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:00,290
- Do they make that?
- I'm kidding. I know they do.
- 520
- 00:34:00,374 --> 00:34:02,793
- And I'll find some. I will bring some.
- 521
- 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:05,295
- Thank you for helping me,
- you're being so nice.
- 522
- 00:34:05,921 --> 00:34:07,381
- It's a big day for nice.
- 523
- 00:34:08,423 --> 00:34:10,717
- Yeah. Big day for nice.
- 524
- 00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:17,599
- Merry Christmas,
- Elf-folk, it's Santa. Santa Gabe.
- 525
- 00:34:18,308 --> 00:34:21,270
- As you may know, my cousin Nick,
- the ex-Santa,
- 526
- 00:34:21,353 --> 00:34:24,731
- never completed the Nice or Naughty list,
- but that's jolly.
- 527
- 00:34:24,815 --> 00:34:26,859
- Because it allowed us to develop...
- 528
- 00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:28,277
- FALALA.
- 529
- 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:32,614
- Forensic Algorithm for Lateral Analysis
- of Latent Altruism.
- 530
- 00:34:32,698 --> 00:34:34,116
- It's a digitized metric
- 531
- 00:34:34,199 --> 00:34:37,369
- which allows us to determine
- a child's Nice or Naughty quotient.
- 532
- 00:34:37,452 --> 00:34:38,579
- For instance...
- 533
- 00:34:38,662 --> 00:34:40,205
- Holy night.
- 534
- 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:42,457
- This is Kali from Brooklyn.
- 535
- 00:34:42,541 --> 00:34:44,543
- Using his internet activity,
- school records,
- 536
- 00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,086
- and satellite surveillance,
- 537
- 00:34:46,170 --> 00:34:50,257
- FALALA was able to ascertain that
- he is Nice. And he wants a PlayStation.
- 538
- 00:34:51,133 --> 00:34:54,678
- We're now standardizing
- all packages in green, red,
- 539
- 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,514
- or the best of both, swirl.
- 540
- 00:35:18,535 --> 00:35:21,580
- - Oh, what's this?
- - Uh, guacamole?
- 541
- 00:35:21,663 --> 00:35:24,458
- - Guaca-what? Gua...
- - Guacamole?
- 542
- 00:35:24,541 --> 00:35:26,460
- Guacamole? What is it made from?
- 543
- 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:28,754
- Hi, Helen.
- 544
- 00:35:28,837 --> 00:35:31,089
- Can I have $150 a day, please?
- 545
- 00:35:31,673 --> 00:35:34,343
- Hey, Helen. We're all out of bird food.
- 546
- 00:35:34,426 --> 00:35:37,095
- They seem to
- really be enjoying the churros.
- 547
- 00:35:37,179 --> 00:35:39,890
- Uh, you could buy some churros,
- cut them into little pieces
- 548
- 00:35:39,973 --> 00:35:42,392
- and sell them as reindeer treats,
- like you said, Helen?
- 549
- 00:35:42,476 --> 00:35:45,938
- Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well...
- 550
- 00:35:46,021 --> 00:35:48,815
- Don't keep these little nuggets
- of brilliance all to yourself.
- 551
- 00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:50,943
- How many great ideas
- have you been sitting on?
- 552
- 00:35:52,402 --> 00:35:53,612
- Three.
- 553
- 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:57,115
- Let's get together. I'd love to hear
- anything else you have to say.
- 554
- 00:35:57,699 --> 00:35:59,993
- You're full of surprises. Mmm.
- 555
- 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,539
- Oh.
- 556
- 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:04,623
- Mmm-hmm.
- 557
- 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:05,999
- - You're the best.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 558
- 00:36:08,961 --> 00:36:10,879
- - Helen.
- - Yes.
- 559
- 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,590
- I wouldn't... Um...
- 560
- 00:36:13,674 --> 00:36:17,678
- I can't give you $150 in cash.
- 561
- 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:20,931
- But I can give you $150
- in retail merchandise.
- 562
- 00:36:21,014 --> 00:36:24,643
- What would you like?
- Bath Bar, Cinnabon, Chrysler Pacifica?
- 563
- 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:27,729
- I don't know what those things are,
- but I will take all of them.
- 564
- 00:36:27,813 --> 00:36:29,398
- Also, can we stay here tonight?
- 565
- 00:36:35,821 --> 00:36:38,156
- Come on. It's a Secret Santa party.
- 566
- 00:37:01,722 --> 00:37:02,723
- Huh.
- 567
- 00:37:03,432 --> 00:37:05,058
- Matt Bautista is nice.
- 568
- 00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:10,022
- Santa, we're still not clear
- 569
- 00:37:10,105 --> 00:37:15,194
- how you plan to deliver billions
- of presents with no sleigh or reindeer.
- 570
- 00:37:15,277 --> 00:37:19,323
- First of all, there aren't actually
- billions of presents, Elder Elf Abe.
- 571
- 00:37:19,406 --> 00:37:21,325
- Our research indicates
- 572
- 00:37:21,408 --> 00:37:27,372
- that there are only 2,837 nice children
- in the world.
- 573
- 00:37:28,707 --> 00:37:29,875
- What?
- 574
- 00:37:29,958 --> 00:37:32,544
- Gabe, how is that possible?
- 575
- 00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:35,255
- Nearly every child fibbed,
- 576
- 00:37:36,131 --> 00:37:38,050
- refused to eat their vegetables,
- 577
- 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:42,054
- or failed to practice
- proper dental hygiene.
- 578
- 00:37:42,137 --> 00:37:46,850
- Joy to the world
- Except for you
- 579
- 00:37:46,934 --> 00:37:51,522
- 'Cause you forgot to floss
- 580
- 00:37:51,605 --> 00:37:55,943
- Oh, no, you can't measure
- a child like that.
- 581
- 00:37:56,026 --> 00:37:58,445
- Everyone makes mistakes.
- 582
- 00:37:58,529 --> 00:38:04,034
- Which is why each naughty child
- will be receiving an evaluation notice
- 583
- 00:38:04,117 --> 00:38:05,702
- explaining the decision
- 584
- 00:38:05,786 --> 00:38:08,288
- and encouraging them
- to do better next year.
- 585
- 00:38:08,372 --> 00:38:09,706
- No!
- 586
- 00:38:13,168 --> 00:38:14,837
- Kringle, come in.
- 587
- 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,880
- Was just lookin' at your case.
- 588
- 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:17,965
- Oh.
- 589
- 00:38:24,388 --> 00:38:26,223
- Oh, hi! Who are you?
- 590
- 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:28,433
- Oh, this is my son. Alex, this is Noelle.
- 591
- 00:38:28,517 --> 00:38:29,643
- - Hi.
- - Hi!
- 592
- 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:31,562
- Oh, I totally see the resemblance.
- 593
- 00:38:31,645 --> 00:38:34,898
- I couldn't find any money,
- but I did bring all this stuff.
- 594
- 00:38:36,066 --> 00:38:39,027
- - Did you steal this stuff?
- - Of course not. Stealing's naughty.
- 595
- 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:43,907
- - Is that the new Madden?
- - I don't know, maybe.
- 596
- 00:38:43,991 --> 00:38:47,744
- And also, I had all these
- extra Christmas decorations
- 597
- 00:38:47,828 --> 00:38:51,790
- in the sleeve... of my jacket.
- 598
- 00:38:51,874 --> 00:38:54,418
- And I thought they might
- brighten the place up a little.
- 599
- 00:38:54,501 --> 00:38:57,504
- Oh, thanks, that's kind. I haven't
- come up with much on your brother.
- 600
- 00:38:57,588 --> 00:39:01,675
- I'm gonna need some more time, not today,
- 'cause Alex and I are going to laser tag.
- 601
- 00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:04,219
- - I'd rather go to work with you, Dad.
- - Me too!
- 602
- 00:39:04,303 --> 00:39:07,014
- I never get to go to work.
- Unless it's at the workshop.
- 603
- 00:39:07,097 --> 00:39:10,017
- But we're not going to a workshop. Are we?
- 604
- 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,228
- I never get to see what you do.
- It'll be interesting.
- 605
- 00:39:13,312 --> 00:39:14,730
- So interesting.
- 606
- 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:15,814
- Um...
- 607
- 00:39:16,356 --> 00:39:20,444
- I don't know about that. But, uh...
- Sure, if that's what you want to do.
- 608
- 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:22,154
- Let me get your other file, Kringle.
- 609
- 00:39:25,157 --> 00:39:29,036
- So, Alex, are you excited about Christmas?
- 610
- 00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:31,455
- I have mixed feelings, honestly.
- 611
- 00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:34,082
- About Christmas? How's that possible?
- 612
- 00:39:34,666 --> 00:39:35,918
- It's complicated.
- 613
- 00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:37,836
- Maybe you're just not eating enough.
- 614
- 00:39:38,378 --> 00:39:40,380
- I can't. It's terrible.
- 615
- 00:39:40,464 --> 00:39:41,840
- The eggs are rubbery,
- 616
- 00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:44,593
- the bacon is burnt on the outside,
- and raw in the middle.
- 617
- 00:39:44,676 --> 00:39:48,347
- Pancakes bounce, I don't even know
- what that is, and there's no seasoning.
- 618
- 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:49,765
- Would you like a candy cane?
- 619
- 00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:52,226
- No, I have to eat this.
- 620
- 00:39:52,309 --> 00:39:54,853
- I don't wanna hurt my dad's feelings,
- he worked hard on it.
- 621
- 00:39:54,937 --> 00:39:57,940
- Oh, well, maybe I can help.
- 622
- 00:39:58,023 --> 00:40:00,192
- Just get a couple pancake...
- 623
- 00:40:01,276 --> 00:40:02,653
- - Oh!
- - Kringle!
- 624
- 00:40:04,446 --> 00:40:07,032
- Hey! Good appetite.
- 625
- 00:40:07,115 --> 00:40:10,035
- That is how you grow up
- strong and healthy.
- 626
- 00:40:10,619 --> 00:40:12,996
- So, Kringle, I called the police,
- the hospitals,
- 627
- 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,873
- the morgue,
- the bureau of records, nothing.
- 628
- 00:40:14,957 --> 00:40:16,708
- Only place left to check are the shelters.
- 629
- 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,544
- Shelters like igloos?
- 630
- 00:40:25,133 --> 00:40:27,052
- Good morning,
- welcome to Phoenix shelter.
- 631
- 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,178
- How can I help you?
- 632
- 00:40:28,262 --> 00:40:32,432
- Morning, my name's Jake Hapman.
- I'm a licensed private detective.
- 633
- 00:40:32,516 --> 00:40:34,226
- We're looking for a Nick Kringle.
- 634
- 00:40:34,309 --> 00:40:35,435
- A Nick Kringle?
- 635
- 00:40:35,519 --> 00:40:38,397
- He's about 6'2",
- he's dressed in a red suit,
- 636
- 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:40,941
- he's got a beard, pom-pom.
- 637
- 00:40:41,024 --> 00:40:42,025
- I have a picture.
- 638
- 00:40:42,109 --> 00:40:44,653
- And, yes. I know how strange that sounds.
- 639
- 00:40:46,613 --> 00:40:48,782
- - That's so beautiful.
- - She can't hear you.
- 640
- 00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:50,868
- - Oh. That's...
- - She's deaf.
- 641
- 00:40:51,869 --> 00:40:52,870
- Sorry.
- 642
- 00:40:55,289 --> 00:40:57,165
- It's really a lovely picture, though.
- 643
- 00:41:07,509 --> 00:41:11,013
- My daughter says thank you,
- and she wants to know what your name is.
- 644
- 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:13,807
- My name is Noelle.
- 645
- 00:41:16,435 --> 00:41:17,436
- Do you know sign?
- 646
- 00:41:19,229 --> 00:41:22,316
- No. Not that I'm aware of, no.
- 647
- 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:31,200
- It's nice to meet you too, Michelle.
- What do you want for Christmas?
- 648
- 00:41:42,836 --> 00:41:45,631
- I need to go get her lunch,
- but it was nice to meet you.
- 649
- 00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:51,428
- An iPad. You got it.
- 650
- 00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:56,016
- How did you just do that?
- 651
- 00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:59,770
- I don't know. I don't.
- 652
- 00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:02,397
- - Did you study it in school?
- - No, I majored in calligraphy,
- 653
- 00:42:02,481 --> 00:42:04,483
- I had a minor in popcorn stringing.
- 654
- 00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:06,568
- And I...
- None of this make sense.
- 655
- 00:42:06,652 --> 00:42:08,946
- What kind of world is this? This is awful.
- 656
- 00:42:09,029 --> 00:42:12,950
- You have people without homes
- and food, and I'm so hot. God!
- 657
- 00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:15,410
- Uh, do you have any ice in this town?
- 658
- 00:42:24,419 --> 00:42:26,880
- Kringle, two minutes.
- 659
- 00:42:32,970 --> 00:42:34,847
- Hello. Merry Christmas.
- 660
- 00:42:35,848 --> 00:42:37,850
- - Can I get some fruit pops?
- - Sure.
- 661
- 00:42:37,933 --> 00:42:39,893
- Ooh, fruit pops. There you go.
- 662
- 00:42:39,977 --> 00:42:42,145
- Do you want anything else?
- Any gelato or...
- 663
- 00:42:42,229 --> 00:42:44,273
- No, I think I'm good. Thanks.
- 664
- 00:42:44,356 --> 00:42:46,358
- I like your pants, they're jolly.
- 665
- 00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:49,903
- Yeah. They're yoga pants. Like yours.
- 666
- 00:42:50,654 --> 00:42:53,740
- Yes. And these are my yogurt pants.
- 667
- 00:42:54,408 --> 00:42:58,579
- No. Yoga... pants.
- 668
- 00:42:58,662 --> 00:43:02,291
- Oh, yeah. I love yogurt pants.
- 669
- 00:43:04,126 --> 00:43:07,212
- - Never mind.
- - Okay. Bye.
- 670
- 00:43:07,296 --> 00:43:08,714
- She was weird, right?
- 671
- 00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:10,799
- Where are you from?
- 672
- 00:43:10,883 --> 00:43:12,384
- A little town up north.
- 673
- 00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:15,220
- - You mean Canada?
- - Canada wishes.
- 674
- 00:43:16,138 --> 00:43:18,932
- Mmm, instant hot chocolate?
- Is this for real?
- 675
- 00:43:19,016 --> 00:43:22,686
- It's a powder. You pour hot water in it
- and it becomes hot chocolate, instantly.
- 676
- 00:43:22,769 --> 00:43:24,479
- Mmm, sounds naughty.
- 677
- 00:43:24,563 --> 00:43:27,274
- It's way better when you make it
- with real melted chocolate.
- 678
- 00:43:27,858 --> 00:43:29,067
- Yeah, I agree.
- 679
- 00:43:29,151 --> 00:43:31,862
- - That's how we used to make it.
- - With your mom and dad?
- 680
- 00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:34,239
- We tried to keep my dad
- out of the kitchen,
- 681
- 00:43:34,323 --> 00:43:36,408
- but he was in charge of
- putting lights in the tree
- 682
- 00:43:36,491 --> 00:43:37,701
- and we'd hang stockings together.
- 683
- 00:43:37,784 --> 00:43:39,536
- This toy is messy.
- 684
- 00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:42,456
- I don't think
- we're gonna be doing that this year.
- 685
- 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,750
- 'Cause it's complicated?
- 686
- 00:43:46,251 --> 00:43:48,921
- Yeah. Well, it's still Christmas,
- you know?
- 687
- 00:43:49,004 --> 00:43:50,672
- And you still get a present from Santa.
- 688
- 00:43:51,298 --> 00:43:52,341
- Oh...
- 689
- 00:43:52,424 --> 00:43:53,592
- It's kind of offensive.
- 690
- 00:43:54,176 --> 00:43:57,095
- - I don't think I still believe in Santa.
- - Santa's real.
- 691
- 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:59,723
- He's under a lot of pressure right now,
- but he's very real.
- 692
- 00:43:59,806 --> 00:44:03,143
- In fact, if you tell me what you want,
- put in a good word for ya. Hmm?
- 693
- 00:44:04,645 --> 00:44:06,313
- Come on, give me a shot.
- 694
- 00:44:06,980 --> 00:44:08,232
- Try me, come on.
- 695
- 00:44:09,566 --> 00:44:12,402
- - Okay. I think I want...
- - Hey, Kringle.
- 696
- 00:44:12,486 --> 00:44:14,363
- - I found your brother.
- - What?
- 697
- 00:44:14,446 --> 00:44:15,656
- - Yep.
- - How?
- 698
- 00:44:15,739 --> 00:44:16,865
- The yoga pants.
- 699
- 00:44:16,949 --> 00:44:18,867
- - Why do people keep saying that to me?
- - Yoga.
- 700
- 00:44:18,951 --> 00:44:22,120
- You said Nick wanted to breathe,
- stretch and relax? I did some googling,
- 701
- 00:44:22,204 --> 00:44:25,999
- and I found a Christmas Yoga Class
- taught by a Nick K.
- 702
- 00:44:26,083 --> 00:44:28,544
- Nick K? Nick K! That's him! Ah!
- 703
- 00:44:28,627 --> 00:44:32,214
- Let's go find him.
- Ready, and one, two, three...
- 704
- 00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,508
- - I'm gonna drop Alex at my sister's...
- - Okay.
- 705
- 00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:36,468
- -...and I'll drive you up there.
- - Um, sir...
- 706
- 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:38,887
- This says Santy Claus.
- 707
- 00:44:38,971 --> 00:44:41,515
- You know it's Santa Claus. I...
- 708
- 00:44:41,598 --> 00:44:45,185
- These'll just get sent back if you
- don't fix that. Okay, thank you, bye.
- 709
- 00:44:47,938 --> 00:44:52,150
- You know what you need to do? You need to
- get Alex the perfect Christmas present.
- 710
- 00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:57,072
- What about a cheese grater for Alex.
- Or a George Foreman Grill?
- 711
- 00:44:57,155 --> 00:44:58,490
- Alex doesn't cook.
- 712
- 00:44:59,032 --> 00:45:00,033
- Oh.
- 713
- 00:45:00,117 --> 00:45:01,743
- Are you sure?
- 714
- 00:45:01,827 --> 00:45:05,205
- He analyzed the breakfast you gave him
- this morning in great detail.
- 715
- 00:45:05,289 --> 00:45:06,665
- He really warmed up to you.
- 716
- 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,836
- - He's a great kid, isn't he?
- - Yeah. Oh, steak knives.
- 717
- 00:45:10,919 --> 00:45:16,884
- Sometimes, I feel like a hyped-up
- camp counselor when he's around.
- 718
- 00:45:16,967 --> 00:45:19,511
- I have to make sure
- he's havin' a good time
- 719
- 00:45:19,595 --> 00:45:21,930
- since we don't get to
- see each other as much.
- 720
- 00:45:22,014 --> 00:45:24,099
- And I feel guilty and...
- 721
- 00:45:24,183 --> 00:45:26,101
- And then I overcompensate and...
- 722
- 00:45:27,895 --> 00:45:29,062
- I don't know.
- 723
- 00:45:30,981 --> 00:45:32,065
- That must be hard.
- 724
- 00:45:34,568 --> 00:45:37,821
- Anyway, here we are.
- 725
- 00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:45,495
- Oh, hey, there it is.
- 726
- 00:45:46,246 --> 00:45:47,748
- Okay.
- 727
- 00:45:47,831 --> 00:45:51,752
- You were so great with Alex,
- I wanted to give you this.
- 728
- 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,422
- This, thank you.
- 729
- 00:45:55,506 --> 00:45:57,841
- Wow. Um, it's, uh...
- 730
- 00:45:58,383 --> 00:45:59,885
- Oh, mmm...
- 731
- 00:45:59,968 --> 00:46:02,095
- Yeah, it's... Oh, okay.
- 732
- 00:46:03,847 --> 00:46:06,683
- Oh, my gosh, it's magical. Look at that.
- 733
- 00:46:08,477 --> 00:46:10,103
- - Uh...
- - Ugh.
- 734
- 00:46:11,522 --> 00:46:13,148
- Stuffed chimneys!
- 735
- 00:46:13,232 --> 00:46:16,026
- It smells like it should taste good,
- but it doesn't.
- 736
- 00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:19,571
- You're supposed to put in on your face.
- Haven't you ever used sunblock before?
- 737
- 00:46:20,113 --> 00:46:22,282
- Yeah, sunblock. No, I love sunblock.
- 738
- 00:46:22,366 --> 00:46:25,786
- It's for blocking the sun.
- It's great. Is that good?
- 739
- 00:46:25,869 --> 00:46:27,663
- You might wanna spread it around.
- 740
- 00:46:27,746 --> 00:46:30,749
- Oh, no, yeah, I forgot to
- spread it around. Just like that.
- 741
- 00:46:30,832 --> 00:46:32,543
- It's burning. Oh, my God, it's in my eye.
- 742
- 00:46:32,626 --> 00:46:34,127
- - Well, you wanna...
- - It's in my eye.
- 743
- 00:46:34,211 --> 00:46:36,755
- - What do you like about this product?
- - Stay still. Let me...
- 744
- 00:46:36,839 --> 00:46:38,799
- - Stop. Just gotta rub it in.
- - Okay, yep!
- 745
- 00:46:38,882 --> 00:46:42,427
- - Just stay still.
- - Worse than getting hit with a slush ball.
- 746
- 00:46:42,511 --> 00:46:46,098
- Just gotta... You got a couple of
- extra coats, but...
- 747
- 00:46:48,559 --> 00:46:51,645
- Never know when you're gonna need
- an extra coat. It is winter.
- 748
- 00:46:53,397 --> 00:46:55,357
- - Thanks!
- - No problem.
- 749
- 00:46:55,440 --> 00:46:57,025
- All right. Good luck in there.
- 750
- 00:46:58,026 --> 00:46:59,570
- Say hello to your brother for me.
- 751
- 00:46:59,653 --> 00:47:01,822
- Will do. Merry Christmas.
- 752
- 00:47:10,289 --> 00:47:14,293
- Breathe in through your nose,
- out your mouth.
- 753
- 00:47:15,335 --> 00:47:19,506
- Now assume... downward facing reindeer.
- 754
- 00:47:23,260 --> 00:47:26,388
- Very good, Cindy. Pete?
- 755
- 00:47:26,972 --> 00:47:29,099
- Ow!
- 756
- 00:47:29,183 --> 00:47:32,352
- Hey, hey!
- 757
- 00:47:32,436 --> 00:47:35,564
- - What are you doing here?
- - What are you doing here?
- 758
- 00:47:35,647 --> 00:47:38,609
- - What are you doing here?
- - What are you doing here? This is crazy.
- 759
- 00:47:38,692 --> 00:47:42,154
- - What's on your face?
- - Oh! Oh, it's sunblock.
- 760
- 00:47:42,237 --> 00:47:43,780
- Yeah, the heat here, right?
- 761
- 00:47:43,864 --> 00:47:47,492
- It's like being locked in the cookie
- cottage during toll-house season, right?
- 762
- 00:47:47,576 --> 00:47:49,578
- - Oh, by the way... You scared me so much.
- - Shh!
- 763
- 00:47:49,661 --> 00:47:51,246
- - Come on.
- - Yoga voice.
- 764
- 00:47:51,330 --> 00:47:53,332
- - You had me worried sick.
- - Yoga voice.
- 765
- 00:47:53,415 --> 00:47:56,585
- - Mom's been beside herself.
- - Yoga voice. Stop. Wait. Ellie, I'm sorry.
- 766
- 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:59,505
- I'm sorry, okay. Just hold on.
- Can't let anybody hear.
- 767
- 00:48:01,256 --> 00:48:04,426
- Listen, I like it here. Okay?
- 768
- 00:48:04,510 --> 00:48:08,931
- I like the weather. I like yoga, I mean,
- I donated all my thermals to charity.
- 769
- 00:48:09,014 --> 00:48:11,225
- Weird, you can tell me about it
- in the sleigh.
- 770
- 00:48:11,308 --> 00:48:12,893
- No, listen. I'm...
- 771
- 00:48:14,770 --> 00:48:15,854
- I'm not going back.
- 772
- 00:48:16,522 --> 00:48:19,483
- I'm sorry, I must have
- cotton candy in my ears.
- 773
- 00:48:19,566 --> 00:48:24,613
- I know. I can't pretend to be
- someone I'm not anymore.
- 774
- 00:48:24,696 --> 00:48:28,075
- I could, but I start to break out
- in a rash, and my hair starts to...
- 775
- 00:48:28,158 --> 00:48:30,202
- Okay, Nick, I understand.
- 776
- 00:48:30,285 --> 00:48:33,497
- You're under a lot of pressure and I know
- what it's like to be a Kringle,
- 777
- 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:36,333
- -this family legacy we have to live up to.
- - Not the same thing.
- 778
- 00:48:36,416 --> 00:48:38,252
- Well, I am Santa's daughter, so...
- 779
- 00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:41,004
- Well, no one's ever expected anything
- of you, Noelle.
- 780
- 00:48:42,923 --> 00:48:46,051
- I mean, I've been training
- to be Santa my whole life.
- 781
- 00:48:46,134 --> 00:48:48,512
- While you've been... What?
- Cutting ribbon,
- 782
- 00:48:48,595 --> 00:48:51,473
- and making your silly cards?
- 783
- 00:48:51,557 --> 00:48:53,934
- - Thought you liked my cards.
- - I do.
- 784
- 00:48:54,017 --> 00:48:55,853
- I'm sorry I said that.
- I do like your cards.
- 785
- 00:48:55,936 --> 00:48:58,146
- They're very creative.
- I admire your shakti.
- 786
- 00:48:58,230 --> 00:49:00,524
- - My what?
- - Your female energy.
- 787
- 00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:03,735
- Besides, you're the one
- that told me to go.
- 788
- 00:49:03,819 --> 00:49:06,780
- You said, you, you said,
- "Go! Take some time."
- 789
- 00:49:06,864 --> 00:49:09,992
- I said take the weekend.
- Nobody listens to me.
- 790
- 00:49:10,075 --> 00:49:11,535
- You know how hard this has been?
- 791
- 00:49:11,618 --> 00:49:13,620
- Everybody at home is blaming me,
- yelling at me,
- 792
- 00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:15,956
- and nobody's giving me
- my Kringle discount anymore.
- 793
- 00:49:16,039 --> 00:49:18,166
- So it doesn't matter
- that I'm finally happy
- 794
- 00:49:18,250 --> 00:49:21,795
- or that me leaving the Pole was the
- best thing I could've done for Christmas.
- 795
- 00:49:21,879 --> 00:49:23,672
- All that matters
- is what's happening to you.
- 796
- 00:49:23,755 --> 00:49:26,466
- Oh, you better not pout,
- you better not cry.
- 797
- 00:49:26,550 --> 00:49:28,385
- All I have ever done is try to help you.
- 798
- 00:49:28,468 --> 00:49:31,513
- You're a coward who's too afraid
- to be Santa Claus!
- 799
- 00:49:31,597 --> 00:49:35,392
- Exactly! Bingo! Partridge in a pear tree!
- That's what I've been trying to tell you!
- 800
- 00:49:35,475 --> 00:49:39,062
- - Then I guess, that's all there is to say.
- - Wait, where are you going?
- 801
- 00:49:39,146 --> 00:49:42,232
- I'm going to the North Pole
- where nobody expects anything from me.
- 802
- 00:49:42,316 --> 00:49:44,276
- Do you know what?
- If I wasn't so enlightened,
- 803
- 00:49:44,359 --> 00:49:45,777
- I'd be seething with anger right now.
- 804
- 00:49:45,861 --> 00:49:46,945
- - Oh, ho, ho!
- - Yeah!
- 805
- 00:49:47,029 --> 00:49:48,906
- - So now you don't like my shakti?
- - No!
- 806
- 00:49:48,989 --> 00:49:50,365
- You don't like my female energy?
- 807
- 00:49:50,449 --> 00:49:51,992
- - Is this too much for you?
- - Relax.
- 808
- 00:49:52,075 --> 00:49:53,577
- Oh, I'll give you female energy.
- 809
- 00:49:54,286 --> 00:49:55,370
- Oh!
- 810
- 00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:57,122
- Get ready, 'cause I...
- 811
- 00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,583
- Don't do that. Please.
- 812
- 00:50:01,335 --> 00:50:03,337
- Wow! That's a big deal in here.
- 813
- 00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:07,090
- Merry Christmas!
- 814
- 00:50:10,469 --> 00:50:13,472
- Come see
- and play with Santa's reindeer,
- 815
- 00:50:13,555 --> 00:50:15,807
- only at Desert Ridge Marketplace.
- 816
- 00:50:15,891 --> 00:50:16,975
- Ooh!
- 817
- 00:50:17,059 --> 00:50:18,602
- Look at the reindeer!
- 818
- 00:50:18,685 --> 00:50:21,188
- Nick's happy here.
- Yeah, he wants to stay.
- 819
- 00:50:21,271 --> 00:50:24,358
- You know what? Maybe it'll be fine.
- Maybe Gabe will be a great Santa.
- 820
- 00:50:24,441 --> 00:50:27,152
- - Hey, Noelle.
- - What are you guys doing here?
- 821
- 00:50:27,236 --> 00:50:29,571
- We heard about these amazing reindeer
- at the mall.
- 822
- 00:50:29,655 --> 00:50:30,822
- Are you a part of this?
- 823
- 00:50:30,906 --> 00:50:34,076
- Well, yes, I know these reindeer.
- 824
- 00:50:37,162 --> 00:50:38,330
- Who are these people?
- 825
- 00:50:38,413 --> 00:50:40,499
- Oh, Jake, Alex. This is Elf...
- 826
- 00:50:41,250 --> 00:50:44,711
- This is my aunt, Polly.
- She plays an elf in the show.
- 827
- 00:50:44,795 --> 00:50:46,505
- A grumpy, bitter, miserable elf.
- 828
- 00:50:46,588 --> 00:50:48,674
- I thought elves were
- supposed to be like, uh...
- 829
- 00:50:48,757 --> 00:50:52,010
- Cute? That's a common misconception.
- 830
- 00:50:53,220 --> 00:50:55,472
- Now wait a minute.
- I wanna show you something.
- 831
- 00:50:56,515 --> 00:50:59,059
- See this? What do you think it does?
- 832
- 00:50:59,852 --> 00:51:02,688
- Nothing. It's just for show. Try those.
- 833
- 00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,690
- So, how'd it go with your brother?
- 834
- 00:51:04,773 --> 00:51:07,317
- Oh, not great. Yeah, we got in
- a big argument. So...
- 835
- 00:51:07,943 --> 00:51:09,862
- - The holidays can be tough.
- - Mmm.
- 836
- 00:51:09,945 --> 00:51:13,365
- Alex is spending Christmas
- with his step-dad and my ex, Jessie.
- 837
- 00:51:13,448 --> 00:51:15,450
- This is the first holiday
- since the divorce.
- 838
- 00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:17,327
- So he's havin' a rough time.
- 839
- 00:51:17,411 --> 00:51:19,580
- She's invited me over
- for Christmas morning.
- 840
- 00:51:19,663 --> 00:51:22,082
- That's amazing!
- Oh, Alex would love that so much.
- 841
- 00:51:22,165 --> 00:51:24,918
- - You're gonna go, right?
- - I think she just feels obligated.
- 842
- 00:51:25,002 --> 00:51:27,921
- It'll probably be awkward,
- I don't wanna ruin Christmas for Alex.
- 843
- 00:51:28,005 --> 00:51:30,340
- I'm gonna stay at home,
- put a frozen pizza in the oven
- 844
- 00:51:30,424 --> 00:51:33,385
- and watch some basketball.
- Like a total loser.
- 845
- 00:51:33,468 --> 00:51:35,679
- Dad! The sleigh is amazing.
- 846
- 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,014
- I'm glad you enjoyed it.
- 847
- 00:51:37,097 --> 00:51:40,267
- I don't wanna be a party pooper,
- but I think it's time we get goin'.
- 848
- 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:43,395
- When are we gonna see
- Noelle and Polly again?
- 849
- 00:51:43,478 --> 00:51:45,981
- - Probably never.
- - Polly! That...
- 850
- 00:51:47,024 --> 00:51:50,319
- Well, I do have somewhere
- I need to be for Christmas.
- 851
- 00:51:50,402 --> 00:51:54,198
- But you're gonna get your wish and spend
- Christmas with your whole family.
- 852
- 00:51:54,281 --> 00:51:56,658
- Because you're nice. I mean, officially.
- 853
- 00:51:59,369 --> 00:52:02,039
- Come on. Thanks, guys. It was...
- 854
- 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,207
- It was jolly.
- 855
- 00:52:05,751 --> 00:52:08,128
- Oh, I hope their Christmas works out.
- 856
- 00:52:08,712 --> 00:52:10,923
- Oh, well, look at you.
- 857
- 00:52:11,006 --> 00:52:14,218
- Worrying about someone else's Christmas
- and not your own.
- 858
- 00:52:14,301 --> 00:52:16,220
- Now that is very mature.
- 859
- 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,722
- Thank you, Polly.
- 860
- 00:52:19,890 --> 00:52:21,850
- Oh! Snowcone!
- 861
- 00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:25,979
- What are you doing here?
- 862
- 00:52:26,063 --> 00:52:27,856
- How did you get here?
- 863
- 00:52:27,940 --> 00:52:29,816
- Did you fly here all by yourself?
- 864
- 00:52:30,609 --> 00:52:32,611
- Polly! Look who it is.
- 865
- 00:52:33,529 --> 00:52:37,324
- You're so brave. You must have picked up
- my scent from all the people in Phoenix.
- 866
- 00:52:37,407 --> 00:52:39,993
- How many people
- wear gingerbread deodorant?'
- 867
- 00:52:41,161 --> 00:52:44,206
- Oh. What have you got? It's from Mother.
- 868
- 00:52:44,790 --> 00:52:48,252
- "Noelle, I know I was angry,
- but even though you acted selfishly
- 869
- 00:52:48,335 --> 00:52:50,295
- "and foolishly and immaturely, and..."
- 870
- 00:52:50,379 --> 00:52:52,965
- Right, I'm gonna skip ahead.
- 871
- 00:52:53,549 --> 00:52:55,467
- "Disrespectfully, childishly.
- 872
- 00:52:55,551 --> 00:52:58,262
- "You must find your brother
- and bring him home because...
- 873
- 00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:03,809
- "Gabe says there are
- only 2,837 nice children,
- 874
- 00:53:03,892 --> 00:53:08,355
- "and wants to deliver their presents by
- drone or something called Amazon Prime.
- 875
- 00:53:08,939 --> 00:53:10,774
- "As Kringles, for 2,000 years,
- 876
- 00:53:10,858 --> 00:53:14,319
- "we've dedicated ourselves to bringing
- the joy and happiness that is Christmas
- 877
- 00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:16,822
- "to the world and we must make sure
- nothing changes that.
- 878
- 00:53:16,905 --> 00:53:21,118
- "So I sent you the last flying reindeer in
- the Pole to help you rescue your brother."
- 879
- 00:53:39,469 --> 00:53:40,721
- Okay, Snowy,
- 880
- 00:53:40,804 --> 00:53:43,390
- you found me, so I know
- you can find Santa, okay?
- 881
- 00:53:43,473 --> 00:53:46,685
- He smells like hot chocolate and
- peppermint, now it's mixed with incense.
- 882
- 00:53:46,768 --> 00:53:48,312
- He's on a whole journey.
- 883
- 00:53:48,395 --> 00:53:50,230
- But I need you to track him. Okay?
- 884
- 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:51,899
- But we can't take you out
- looking like this.
- 885
- 00:54:06,747 --> 00:54:09,458
- Just walkin' my dog, you know.
- 886
- 00:54:09,541 --> 00:54:12,544
- His name is Rover. Which is a dog's name.
- 887
- 00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:15,339
- That's why I named him that.
- It's a very rare breed.
- 888
- 00:54:15,422 --> 00:54:17,883
- He's a white Polar Poodle.
- 889
- 00:54:17,966 --> 00:54:20,052
- You smell something? What do you smell?
- 890
- 00:54:20,135 --> 00:54:22,054
- Whoa! Rover!
- 891
- 00:54:24,139 --> 00:54:26,141
- - Merry Christmas, everybody.
- - Rover!
- 892
- 00:54:26,225 --> 00:54:27,684
- Please make a donation.
- 893
- 00:54:31,939 --> 00:54:34,066
- What do you smell, boy? Was Santa here?
- 894
- 00:54:35,025 --> 00:54:38,111
- Yeah? What do you smell?
- Where'd he go? Did he go this way?
- 895
- 00:54:38,654 --> 00:54:39,655
- He go this way?
- 896
- 00:54:43,534 --> 00:54:45,285
- I don't understand.
- It's very professional,
- 897
- 00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:48,205
- you look very Dasher junior.
- We gotta find Santa.
- 898
- 00:54:53,877 --> 00:54:56,672
- Next stop, Desert Botanical Gardens.
- Yoga retreat.
- 899
- 00:54:59,299 --> 00:55:00,300
- Okay!
- 900
- 00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:03,136
- After you.
- 901
- 00:55:35,377 --> 00:55:39,506
- Oh, okay. Great job, little guy.
- Wish me luck.
- 902
- 00:55:57,274 --> 00:55:58,275
- Nick.
- 903
- 00:55:59,484 --> 00:56:01,069
- Hi, I know you're mad at me.
- 904
- 00:56:01,528 --> 00:56:02,613
- Um...
- 905
- 00:56:02,696 --> 00:56:08,285
- There's things going on at home
- that... only Santa can fix.
- 906
- 00:56:10,787 --> 00:56:12,789
- Really. See for yourself.
- 907
- 00:56:17,461 --> 00:56:22,925
- Okay. I realize I wasn't seeing things
- from your point of view.
- 908
- 00:56:23,008 --> 00:56:24,927
- Nobody asked you
- if you wanted to wear the hat.
- 909
- 00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:27,471
- We all expected you to take the reins
- and that's not fair.
- 910
- 00:56:27,554 --> 00:56:30,891
- And... I'm sorry.
- 911
- 00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:35,020
- But we really need you.
- 912
- 00:56:38,232 --> 00:56:39,816
- Nick, won't you even speak to me?
- 913
- 00:56:43,779 --> 00:56:44,863
- Silent for how long?
- 914
- 00:56:46,031 --> 00:56:48,158
- When the flowers, yeah, when...
- 915
- 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:50,118
- It's the... Is this a...
- 916
- 00:56:50,202 --> 00:56:52,496
- And a... A hand comes in.
- 917
- 00:56:52,579 --> 00:56:54,998
- Is that a bird landing?
- 918
- 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:57,584
- You were always bad at charades.
- This will take forever.
- 919
- 00:56:57,668 --> 00:56:59,169
- Two words? Two words.
- 920
- 00:56:59,253 --> 00:57:01,630
- Two words. First word, me.
- 921
- 00:57:01,713 --> 00:57:02,965
- Until sunrise.
- 922
- 00:57:03,048 --> 00:57:04,424
- Shh!
- 923
- 00:57:05,133 --> 00:57:07,719
- Okay. Well, I can wait till sunrise.
- 924
- 00:57:07,803 --> 00:57:09,847
- - No!
- - Talk at sunrise. Yeah.
- 925
- 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:11,849
- - I'll wait until sunrise.
- - You gotta go.
- 926
- 00:57:11,932 --> 00:57:15,143
- - I'll be quiet as a mouse.
- - You've never been quiet. Get outta here.
- 927
- 00:57:15,227 --> 00:57:17,604
- - I'm quiet all the time.
- - One, two, three, be quiet.
- 928
- 00:57:18,856 --> 00:57:20,607
- I was only...
- 929
- 00:57:20,691 --> 00:57:23,944
- - I was talking 'cause you were talking.
- - See! You can't do it.
- 930
- 00:57:24,027 --> 00:57:28,115
- Noelle, I'm sorry, you gotta go.
- 931
- 00:57:29,116 --> 00:57:30,158
- Okay.
- 932
- 00:57:32,035 --> 00:57:35,122
- I'm just gonna leave this.
- You don't have to read it.
- 933
- 00:57:35,664 --> 00:57:36,915
- Just, if you want to.
- 934
- 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:39,835
- I love you.
- 935
- 00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:42,462
- Whatever you wanna do.
- 936
- 00:57:56,810 --> 00:57:57,978
- Relax.
- 937
- 00:58:00,397 --> 00:58:01,690
- Team tracks for Texas.
- 938
- 00:58:01,773 --> 00:58:03,650
- He drives down the court,
- it's an easy lay-up.
- 939
- 00:58:03,734 --> 00:58:07,029
- - It helps if you put salt on it.
- - No one has that much salt, Dad.
- 940
- 00:58:08,363 --> 00:58:09,364
- Oh.
- 941
- 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:11,491
- What did I do wrong?
- 942
- 00:58:11,575 --> 00:58:13,911
- You can make the pan hotter
- before you put the meat in.
- 943
- 00:58:13,994 --> 00:58:15,621
- Don't press the patties down so hard.
- 944
- 00:58:15,704 --> 00:58:18,624
- It loses the juices and gets dried out.
- And if you toast the bun,
- 945
- 00:58:18,707 --> 00:58:21,585
- and put some butter on it, it gives it
- this crunchy texture each bite.
- 946
- 00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:24,713
- Oh, why didn't you tell me
- you were into cooking?
- 947
- 00:58:25,297 --> 00:58:27,341
- I thought maybe you wouldn't like it.
- 948
- 00:58:27,424 --> 00:58:30,594
- Hey, man, I like everything you do.
- 949
- 00:58:31,428 --> 00:58:33,555
- Hey, maybe you could give me some lessons.
- 950
- 00:58:36,892 --> 00:58:39,728
- Guess who's coming
- to the marketplace. Santa!
- 951
- 00:58:39,811 --> 00:58:41,730
- Hope you've been nice this year.
- 952
- 00:58:41,813 --> 00:58:43,315
- Let's go over there.
- 953
- 00:58:51,573 --> 00:58:53,742
- Supercuts. How do I look?
- 954
- 00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:55,494
- Like Prancer.
- 955
- 00:58:56,078 --> 00:58:58,997
- More like Vixen,
- with that tuft of hair up there.
- 956
- 00:59:01,208 --> 00:59:02,960
- Santa!
- 957
- 00:59:03,043 --> 00:59:04,628
- - Nick. Hey!
- - Hey.
- 958
- 00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:06,755
- I'm so sorry.
- 959
- 00:59:06,839 --> 00:59:10,926
- Look. What's happening at the Pole
- is very naughty.
- 960
- 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:13,053
- But I can't be Santa.
- 961
- 00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:15,180
- The Santa that they hired isn't here yet.
- 962
- 00:59:15,264 --> 00:59:17,683
- Sit with a couple of kids,
- you'll feel The Twinkle.
- 963
- 00:59:17,766 --> 00:59:21,603
- And if you don't, no more pressure.
- I will leave you alone. I almost promise.
- 964
- 00:59:22,437 --> 00:59:24,231
- - I can't, Ellie.
- - Nick Kringle,
- 965
- 00:59:24,314 --> 00:59:27,693
- this is in your blood. It's in your stars.
- 966
- 00:59:27,776 --> 00:59:29,194
- It's in your destiny.
- 967
- 00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:31,697
- I left the suit in the North Pole.
- 968
- 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:33,782
- That's a problem, Nick. Come on.
- 969
- 00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:36,034
- This costume is ridiculous.
- 970
- 00:59:36,118 --> 00:59:38,328
- I don't see any difference
- from what you usually wear.
- 971
- 00:59:38,412 --> 00:59:39,872
- - Excuse me?
- - Or...
- 972
- 00:59:39,997 --> 00:59:41,707
- You think I look like this all the time?
- 973
- 00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:44,459
- Worst thing anyone's ever said to me.
- You, gather the reindeer.
- 974
- 00:59:44,543 --> 00:59:47,671
- - We're doing this and going home.
- - Well, how is it different?
- 975
- 00:59:47,754 --> 00:59:49,965
- Little lower and to the right, please.
- 976
- 00:59:51,466 --> 00:59:53,510
- I just don't think
- it's that great of an idea.
- 977
- 00:59:53,594 --> 00:59:54,595
- Santa!
- 978
- 00:59:54,678 --> 00:59:56,430
- - It'll be great.
- - There's a lot of them.
- 979
- 00:59:56,513 --> 00:59:58,307
- - I don't know...
- - You're gonna be great.
- 980
- 00:59:58,390 --> 01:00:00,767
- Santa is so excited to meet you guys.
- 981
- 01:00:03,979 --> 01:00:06,231
- You got this. Come on up.
- 982
- 01:00:06,315 --> 01:00:07,733
- Go ahead. Go on.
- 983
- 01:00:07,816 --> 01:00:10,360
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! Hi!
- 984
- 01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:13,530
- Merry Christmas. What's your name?
- 985
- 01:00:18,994 --> 01:00:20,329
- Right back at you.
- 986
- 01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:32,424
- - His name's Ajeet. He's from India.
- - Wait, how do you know that?
- 987
- 01:00:32,799 --> 01:00:34,426
- I don't know. You pick stuff up.
- 988
- 01:00:35,010 --> 01:00:37,429
- For Christmas, he wants his cousin
- to come live with him
- 989
- 01:00:37,513 --> 01:00:39,181
- -in Phoenix, Arizona.
- - Okay.
- 990
- 01:00:42,017 --> 01:00:43,727
- - And an iPad.
- - An iPad. I got that.
- 991
- 01:00:44,311 --> 01:00:46,522
- That was fun, right? Merry Christmas.
- 992
- 01:00:47,189 --> 01:00:49,691
- - Do we break for lunch now or is that...
- - No!
- 993
- 01:00:52,486 --> 01:00:55,989
- - Hello!
- - Let's not make a meal out of this.
- 994
- 01:00:56,073 --> 01:01:00,577
- I'm only doing it so my parents
- can practice using Snapchat.
- 995
- 01:01:02,371 --> 01:01:06,416
- Got it. So, Merry Christmas.
- What's your name?
- 996
- 01:01:06,500 --> 01:01:09,086
- Tonya. Tonya Cooperman.
- 997
- 01:01:09,503 --> 01:01:13,090
- Tonya Cooperman.
- And have you been a good girl?
- 998
- 01:01:13,173 --> 01:01:15,759
- I really don't see
- how that's your business.
- 999
- 01:01:15,843 --> 01:01:17,094
- You're right. I'm sorry.
- 1000
- 01:01:17,177 --> 01:01:19,179
- That was over the line, um...
- 1001
- 01:01:19,972 --> 01:01:22,474
- Let's say you were a good girl,
- 1002
- 01:01:23,559 --> 01:01:25,143
- what do you want for Christmas?
- 1003
- 01:01:25,227 --> 01:01:27,354
- Why? You're gonna get it for me?
- 1004
- 01:01:27,437 --> 01:01:30,274
- A pathetic mall Santa?
- 1005
- 01:01:30,357 --> 01:01:33,068
- You're right.
- He's not gonna get it for you.
- 1006
- 01:01:33,151 --> 01:01:36,238
- Because you were so mean to Jennie Stalts
- just 'cause she has a lisp.
- 1007
- 01:01:36,321 --> 01:01:38,574
- Tonya, Jennie is your best friend.
- 1008
- 01:01:38,657 --> 01:01:39,908
- Get over here.
- 1009
- 01:01:40,951 --> 01:01:42,536
- How'd you know about Jennie Stalts?
- 1010
- 01:01:42,619 --> 01:01:44,746
- She had a Jennie Stalts vibe,
- I don't know.
- 1011
- 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:49,042
- Usually, it takes people years of yoga
- to get that kind of awareness.
- 1012
- 01:01:51,670 --> 01:01:53,130
- Oh, I see my friend. I'll be back.
- 1013
- 01:01:53,213 --> 01:01:54,882
- - Wait, no!
- - You're doing great!
- 1014
- 01:01:54,965 --> 01:01:58,260
- No, I'm not. Please,
- I don't know what I'm doing.
- 1015
- 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:00,721
- Next.
- 1016
- 01:02:02,848 --> 01:02:05,017
- Hi, Merry Christmas. What's your name?
- 1017
- 01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,311
- Why did you write this to me, Santa?
- 1018
- 01:02:08,854 --> 01:02:12,024
- "Dear Roberto, due to your
- continuous failure to make your bed,
- 1019
- 01:02:12,107 --> 01:02:14,651
- "you will not be receiving
- a present this year.
- 1020
- 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:16,737
- "We invite you
- to correct this naughty flaw
- 1021
- 01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:19,364
- "and reapply for present status
- next Christmas."
- 1022
- 01:02:19,448 --> 01:02:20,824
- Yeah, I didn't write that.
- 1023
- 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:24,703
- "Best wishes, Santa." Hmm. Right there.
- 1024
- 01:02:24,786 --> 01:02:26,455
- - I got one too.
- - I got one too.
- 1025
- 01:02:26,538 --> 01:02:28,624
- - I got one.
- - I got one too.
- 1026
- 01:02:29,249 --> 01:02:32,544
- Hey! Oh, my God! I'm so jolly you're here.
- 1027
- 01:02:33,504 --> 01:02:37,132
- Did you tell Alex that I would spend
- Christmas with him and my ex-wife?
- 1028
- 01:02:37,591 --> 01:02:40,969
- Yeah. It's his Christmas wish
- to go to that Chinese restaurant
- 1029
- 01:02:41,053 --> 01:02:43,680
- you guys always go to
- on Christmas day, Sun Ming,
- 1030
- 01:02:43,764 --> 01:02:45,974
- and have the red and green egg rolls.
- 1031
- 01:02:46,058 --> 01:02:48,018
- But I told you,
- Jessie and I don't get along.
- 1032
- 01:02:48,101 --> 01:02:52,064
- She has a new life with her husband
- and Alex, and I can't go over there.
- 1033
- 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:55,442
- Yeah. But if you use Christmas
- to open up and talk about it...
- 1034
- 01:02:55,526 --> 01:02:58,111
- Me? Open up?
- 1035
- 01:02:58,529 --> 01:03:00,322
- Kringle, you're the one who omits things.
- 1036
- 01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:03,951
- Like how you can speak sign language,
- or chocolate money.
- 1037
- 01:03:05,452 --> 01:03:08,872
- No. That's fair, um, yeah.
- 1038
- 01:03:14,711 --> 01:03:18,340
- My dad was Santa Claus, he was great.
- 1039
- 01:03:18,674 --> 01:03:20,884
- Every Christmas Eve,
- he would slide down the chimney.
- 1040
- 01:03:20,968 --> 01:03:24,346
- Could've come in the front door, but he
- wanted to give us the full treatment.
- 1041
- 01:03:24,429 --> 01:03:28,350
- Nick and I would peek out from our rooms,
- I'd say I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
- 1042
- 01:03:28,433 --> 01:03:30,185
- And then Dad would sit with us
- 1043
- 01:03:30,269 --> 01:03:33,772
- and tell us about his night,
- and that was my favorite present.
- 1044
- 01:03:33,856 --> 01:03:38,068
- And then, Elf Polly, now Aunt Polly,
- 1045
- 01:03:38,151 --> 01:03:39,778
- um, she would take us to bed.
- 1046
- 01:03:40,821 --> 01:03:43,240
- Six months ago, Dad died,
- 1047
- 01:03:43,323 --> 01:03:45,826
- so, Nick became Santa
- and he was feeling overwhelmed,
- 1048
- 01:03:45,909 --> 01:03:48,662
- so I told him that he should
- take some time off,
- 1049
- 01:03:48,745 --> 01:03:50,706
- get away for a while and he wound up here,
- 1050
- 01:03:50,789 --> 01:03:52,791
- and now he wants to stay and do yoga,
- 1051
- 01:03:52,875 --> 01:03:55,544
- and, um, everybody in the North Pole
- is really mad at me.
- 1052
- 01:03:55,627 --> 01:03:59,173
- So, I took the sleigh and the reindeer
- to bring him back.
- 1053
- 01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:07,431
- All right, thank you
- for being so nice to Alex.
- 1054
- 01:04:08,182 --> 01:04:10,934
- Good luck, Kringle. Merry Christmas.
- 1055
- 01:04:15,314 --> 01:04:17,399
- Look, there's another Santa!
- 1056
- 01:04:17,482 --> 01:04:20,110
- What're you doing?
- This is my gig. Time to move.
- 1057
- 01:04:20,194 --> 01:04:21,445
- Can I just say one thing?
- 1058
- 01:04:21,528 --> 01:04:22,821
- - I'm certified.
- - Sorry.
- 1059
- 01:04:22,905 --> 01:04:25,407
- I have a diploma
- from the Phoenix Santa school.
- 1060
- 01:04:25,490 --> 01:04:27,618
- Sit back down.
- This is where you belong.
- 1061
- 01:04:27,701 --> 01:04:30,913
- - I belong in that chair.
- - Excuse me. You sit down.
- 1062
- 01:04:30,996 --> 01:04:33,790
- You are not even a real Santa.
- I need you to show some respect.
- 1063
- 01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:36,585
- - He's the real Santa.
- - Let's discuss this over here.
- 1064
- 01:04:36,668 --> 01:04:38,045
- Hey! You...
- 1065
- 01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:41,256
- - You're coming with me.
- - Oh, sorry!
- 1066
- 01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:43,383
- - Leave her alone.
- - This is unnecessary.
- 1067
- 01:04:43,467 --> 01:04:45,594
- - Noelle!
- - Nick, stay where you are.
- 1068
- 01:04:45,677 --> 01:04:47,804
- - Sorry!
- - These kids need to meet the real Santa.
- 1069
- 01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,890
- - I'll give you a free yoga class.
- - Uh...
- 1070
- 01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:53,644
- Ho, ho, ho! Who is next? You, come on.
- 1071
- 01:04:58,106 --> 01:05:00,817
- Look, my sister didn't mean any harm,
- okay? She just...
- 1072
- 01:05:00,901 --> 01:05:02,903
- She used to beat me up
- for fun all the time.
- 1073
- 01:05:02,986 --> 01:05:05,656
- She's just having fun, okay?
- She's fun-loving.
- 1074
- 01:05:05,739 --> 01:05:07,741
- I guess that's why she assaulted a cop.
- 1075
- 01:05:07,824 --> 01:05:10,536
- She's talkin' about crazy things
- like the North Pole and elves.
- 1076
- 01:05:10,619 --> 01:05:12,037
- What's so crazy about elves?
- 1077
- 01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:14,665
- They're holding her
- for psychiatric evaluation.
- 1078
- 01:05:14,748 --> 01:05:16,959
- Wait, tomorrow is Christmas Eve, though.
- 1079
- 01:05:17,042 --> 01:05:19,086
- Thanks for the reminder.
- I still gotta shop.
- 1080
- 01:05:19,169 --> 01:05:23,632
- You still need to shop? Well, you know,
- I can get you whatever you want.
- 1081
- 01:05:24,633 --> 01:05:27,094
- You know? Straight from the workshop.
- 1082
- 01:05:28,053 --> 01:05:33,016
- You want a My Little Pony Explore
- Equestria Crystal Empire Castle playset?
- 1083
- 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:34,309
- Done.
- 1084
- 01:05:35,102 --> 01:05:37,688
- I'll get it for you. With accessories.
- 1085
- 01:05:38,063 --> 01:05:39,481
- I don't have any kids.
- 1086
- 01:05:39,565 --> 01:05:40,816
- What a shock.
- 1087
- 01:05:44,736 --> 01:05:47,364
- There's only two days
- till Christmas.
- 1088
- 01:05:49,157 --> 01:05:51,660
- Why don't you just eat
- the whole gavel, Elder Elf Abe?
- 1089
- 01:05:51,743 --> 01:05:56,290
- Now, I say we take all 2,837 presents,
- 1090
- 01:05:56,373 --> 01:06:00,669
- put them on a motorized ice floe
- with GPS coordinates and...
- 1091
- 01:06:00,752 --> 01:06:02,671
- He can't do it!
- 1092
- 01:06:02,754 --> 01:06:04,840
- GPS coordinates!
- 1093
- 01:06:05,382 --> 01:06:08,510
- Gabe, for the last time,
- 1094
- 01:06:08,594 --> 01:06:14,349
- there're more than 2,837 nice children.
- 1095
- 01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:15,434
- Yeah!
- 1096
- 01:06:15,517 --> 01:06:19,646
- However many presents there are,
- we have no way to deliver them.
- 1097
- 01:06:19,730 --> 01:06:22,024
- No, listen to me. I can do this.
- 1098
- 01:06:22,107 --> 01:06:25,861
- We just need to do a reboot or maybe
- get an appointment at the Genius bar.
- 1099
- 01:06:25,944 --> 01:06:28,155
- Please, I can do it!
- 1100
- 01:06:31,241 --> 01:06:33,827
- Reports are filing in
- from all over Phoenix
- 1101
- 01:06:33,911 --> 01:06:38,957
- of emails denying children presents
- and signed by Santa Claus.
- 1102
- 01:06:39,041 --> 01:06:43,420
- Young Evelyn Ramirez received one
- because she bites her fingernails.
- 1103
- 01:06:43,504 --> 01:06:47,966
- Another boy was rejected
- because of his failure to floss.
- 1104
- 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:51,428
- It seems like there's a real shortage
- of Christmas spirit this year.
- 1105
- 01:06:52,387 --> 01:06:55,682
- Hopefully, we'll have some more
- cheerful stories for you soon.
- 1106
- 01:06:56,600 --> 01:07:03,565
- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
- Merry Christmas!
- 1107
- 01:07:10,030 --> 01:07:11,865
- There was a disturbing scene
- 1108
- 01:07:11,949 --> 01:07:14,618
- at the Desert Ridge Marketplace today.
- 1109
- 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:16,787
- A hysterical woman...
- 1110
- 01:07:38,934 --> 01:07:42,229
- Listen, I know we can't hang
- this Christmas,
- 1111
- 01:07:42,312 --> 01:07:44,314
- but I got you something.
- 1112
- 01:07:51,613 --> 01:07:54,116
- Thanks, Dad. This is great.
- 1113
- 01:07:54,616 --> 01:07:56,618
- I know you told Noelle
- you wanted me to come over
- 1114
- 01:07:56,702 --> 01:08:00,372
- and do our traditional Sun Ming
- red and green eggroll thing, but I just...
- 1115
- 01:08:00,455 --> 01:08:02,374
- Dad, I never told Noelle that.
- 1116
- 01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:04,376
- Well, then, how did she know?
- 1117
- 01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:07,379
- She said I'd get what I wanted
- for Christmas, but I never told her.
- 1118
- 01:08:07,462 --> 01:08:10,465
- - Come on, Alex. That's ridiculous.
- - Dad, it's true!
- 1119
- 01:08:21,810 --> 01:08:24,396
- - Good morning.
- - Good morning.
- 1120
- 01:08:24,479 --> 01:08:25,939
- Can I come in?
- 1121
- 01:08:26,023 --> 01:08:27,316
- Sure, Aunt Polly.
- 1122
- 01:08:27,900 --> 01:08:28,901
- Thank you.
- 1123
- 01:08:28,984 --> 01:08:31,445
- Or should I say... Elf Polly?
- 1124
- 01:08:34,615 --> 01:08:35,824
- Sit.
- 1125
- 01:08:46,126 --> 01:08:49,338
- Now, I see she told you,
- 1126
- 01:08:49,421 --> 01:08:51,340
- and I see that you don't believe her.
- 1127
- 01:08:51,423 --> 01:08:52,925
- That she lives in the North Pole?
- 1128
- 01:08:54,259 --> 01:08:58,096
- No. I tend to believe what I can see.
- 1129
- 01:08:59,139 --> 01:09:00,599
- Well, if that's the only problem.
- 1130
- 01:09:01,475 --> 01:09:02,476
- Oh!
- 1131
- 01:09:03,101 --> 01:09:04,645
- You should get that looked at.
- 1132
- 01:09:06,813 --> 01:09:09,650
- Let me ask you a question, Detective.
- 1133
- 01:09:09,733 --> 01:09:11,360
- Can you see love?
- 1134
- 01:09:13,362 --> 01:09:15,072
- Can you see sorrow?
- 1135
- 01:09:17,866 --> 01:09:19,576
- Can you see joy?
- 1136
- 01:09:21,620 --> 01:09:24,081
- Is there anything realer than that?
- 1137
- 01:09:25,082 --> 01:09:27,125
- Like what you feel for your boy?
- 1138
- 01:09:47,813 --> 01:09:48,814
- How can I help?
- 1139
- 01:09:49,690 --> 01:09:52,943
- Get her out of that hospital,
- and I will take care of the rest.
- 1140
- 01:09:55,404 --> 01:09:57,823
- Why do you think
- you're here today, Noelle?
- 1141
- 01:09:59,825 --> 01:10:01,910
- Because I kicked a policeman,
- 1142
- 01:10:01,994 --> 01:10:05,497
- which isn't illegal where I'm from.
- Because we don't have policeman.
- 1143
- 01:10:06,039 --> 01:10:07,124
- I see.
- 1144
- 01:10:08,041 --> 01:10:09,501
- And where are you from?
- 1145
- 01:10:11,503 --> 01:10:14,840
- The North Pole, and my dad is Santa Claus,
- 1146
- 01:10:14,923 --> 01:10:18,051
- and now my brother is Santa Claus.
- You can start laughing now.
- 1147
- 01:10:18,844 --> 01:10:21,305
- I'm not gonna laugh, Noelle.
- 1148
- 01:10:21,388 --> 01:10:24,474
- I've dealt with many patients
- who have unusual identities.
- 1149
- 01:10:24,850 --> 01:10:27,394
- I treat a man who believes
- he's the tooth fairy.
- 1150
- 01:10:29,188 --> 01:10:30,564
- Well, that's ridiculous.
- 1151
- 01:10:30,856 --> 01:10:33,400
- And a woman who's certain
- she's Mother Nature.
- 1152
- 01:10:34,234 --> 01:10:36,904
- Wow. Some real nuts out there.
- 1153
- 01:10:36,987 --> 01:10:40,741
- And I have another patient who's convinced
- he's Frosty the Snowman.
- 1154
- 01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:42,075
- Frosty's here?
- 1155
- 01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:47,539
- No, no. Come on. Nice try.
- Frosty couldn't survive in Phoenix.
- 1156
- 01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:49,458
- At home, he doesn't even go indoors.
- 1157
- 01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:51,543
- He's terrified of fireplaces.
- 1158
- 01:10:52,085 --> 01:10:54,046
- Drama queen. Miss that guy.
- 1159
- 01:10:57,174 --> 01:10:58,675
- You know, the thing is,
- 1160
- 01:10:59,468 --> 01:11:02,721
- I just thought this was my chance
- to do something right.
- 1161
- 01:11:02,804 --> 01:11:06,558
- You know? I wanted to prove
- I'm not some spoiled princess
- 1162
- 01:11:06,642 --> 01:11:10,145
- who just thinks about herself and writes
- her silly cards all day, you know?
- 1163
- 01:11:11,688 --> 01:11:16,276
- I always thought, eventually,
- I'd do something important.
- 1164
- 01:11:19,821 --> 01:11:22,199
- - Yes?
- - Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Sussman,
- 1165
- 01:11:22,282 --> 01:11:25,536
- but I need Miss Kringle
- on official police business for a second.
- 1166
- 01:11:26,828 --> 01:11:27,913
- That's fine.
- 1167
- 01:11:33,961 --> 01:11:36,672
- Right outside if you need me,
- Jake. You got two minutes.
- 1168
- 01:11:44,763 --> 01:11:48,433
- Look, I don't know how you knew
- about me and Alex,
- 1169
- 01:11:48,517 --> 01:11:51,603
- -and our red and green eggroll tradition.
- - I shouldn't have interfered.
- 1170
- 01:11:51,687 --> 01:11:54,606
- You know, but you made him happy.
- And you made me...
- 1171
- 01:11:54,690 --> 01:11:56,108
- Deliriously joyful.
- 1172
- 01:11:57,401 --> 01:11:59,653
- Laugh... mostly at you.
- 1173
- 01:12:00,404 --> 01:12:02,781
- Which still makes it my best Christmas
- in a long time.
- 1174
- 01:12:02,865 --> 01:12:05,909
- So, when Polly came to see me
- about getting you out of here...
- 1175
- 01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:07,911
- Wait, so you believe what I told you?
- 1176
- 01:12:08,537 --> 01:12:11,415
- I believe that you believe.
- 1177
- 01:12:12,124 --> 01:12:14,585
- But to get out of here,
- stop talking about the North Pole,
- 1178
- 01:12:14,668 --> 01:12:15,919
- and Santa Claus.
- 1179
- 01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:17,504
- - Yeah. And sleighs.
- - And sleighs.
- 1180
- 01:12:17,588 --> 01:12:18,755
- Oh!
- 1181
- 01:12:19,673 --> 01:12:20,966
- What? What?
- 1182
- 01:12:23,135 --> 01:12:26,430
- Oh, the sleigh. You've seen it before.
- You saw it at the mall.
- 1183
- 01:12:26,513 --> 01:12:30,017
- You haven't seen it hovering
- 11 stories up, that's the only difference.
- 1184
- 01:12:32,644 --> 01:12:33,729
- You okay?
- 1185
- 01:12:34,062 --> 01:12:37,649
- Miss Kringle, I think that
- we should resume and... Oh!
- 1186
- 01:12:37,733 --> 01:12:39,526
- - Hi.
- - Hi.
- 1187
- 01:12:39,610 --> 01:12:41,528
- That's unusual.
- 1188
- 01:12:47,910 --> 01:12:51,038
- Jake? It's Clara. Open up.
- 1189
- 01:12:51,121 --> 01:12:52,372
- Quick, get in your...
- 1190
- 01:12:52,456 --> 01:12:53,624
- - Sleigh, yeah.
- - Sleigh.
- 1191
- 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:57,794
- You're not a total loser.
- You're a nice person.
- 1192
- 01:12:57,878 --> 01:12:59,379
- And a wonderful dad.
- 1193
- 01:12:59,755 --> 01:13:01,465
- And you're very generous with sunblock.
- 1194
- 01:13:01,882 --> 01:13:03,342
- Jake? Open up.
- 1195
- 01:13:03,425 --> 01:13:04,760
- - Just go!
- - Yeah.
- 1196
- 01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:07,387
- Come on.
- 1197
- 01:13:07,804 --> 01:13:08,972
- Careful.
- 1198
- 01:13:09,056 --> 01:13:10,224
- - Oh, boy.
- - Okay.
- 1199
- 01:13:10,307 --> 01:13:12,476
- - Bye.
- - Okay, let's go.
- 1200
- 01:13:13,685 --> 01:13:16,939
- - Whoa! I'm not good at this!
- - Yes, yes you are.
- 1201
- 01:13:22,653 --> 01:13:29,618
- I'll have a Blue Christmas without you
- 1202
- 01:13:30,327 --> 01:13:31,537
- We miss you, Santa.
- 1203
- 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:38,377
- I'll be so blue
- just thinking about you
- 1204
- 01:13:38,460 --> 01:13:40,838
- Candy just doesn't taste the same
- without you, Santa.
- 1205
- 01:13:40,921 --> 01:13:45,509
- Decorations of red
- 1206
- 01:13:45,592 --> 01:13:50,055
- On a green Christmas tree
- 1207
- 01:13:50,556 --> 01:13:54,226
- Won't be the same, dear
- 1208
- 01:13:54,309 --> 01:13:56,770
- If you're not here with me
- 1209
- 01:13:56,854 --> 01:13:59,606
- Just come back, we got
- the milk and cookies for you, Santa.
- 1210
- 01:13:59,690 --> 01:14:04,236
- And when those blue memories start calling
- 1211
- 01:14:04,319 --> 01:14:06,655
- Snowball fights, the Coco. All the fun.
- 1212
- 01:14:06,738 --> 01:14:08,323
- You'll be...
- 1213
- 01:14:08,407 --> 01:14:10,242
- Santa's back!
- 1214
- 01:14:11,702 --> 01:14:12,703
- Ooh!
- 1215
- 01:14:13,954 --> 01:14:17,124
- My children are home!
- 1216
- 01:14:18,667 --> 01:14:22,129
- I missed you! Oh, my goodness!
- 1217
- 01:14:22,212 --> 01:14:25,174
- You did it, Noelle. Polly!
- 1218
- 01:14:25,716 --> 01:14:27,050
- Uh...
- 1219
- 01:14:28,218 --> 01:14:33,473
- I... I know I let you all down,
- 1220
- 01:14:34,850 --> 01:14:37,311
- but while I was away, I...
- 1221
- 01:14:38,395 --> 01:14:40,564
- I learned what it takes to be Santa.
- 1222
- 01:14:41,106 --> 01:14:43,692
- It's about understanding people,
- and, uh...
- 1223
- 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:48,447
- and really listening
- to what they have to say.
- 1224
- 01:14:48,530 --> 01:14:49,531
- And, um...
- 1225
- 01:14:51,783 --> 01:14:53,911
- And just making everyone feel jolly.
- 1226
- 01:14:55,662 --> 01:15:00,209
- Which is why I know that we have
- a real Santa right here in the Pole.
- 1227
- 01:15:00,292 --> 01:15:01,293
- Yes!
- 1228
- 01:15:04,671 --> 01:15:06,381
- My sister, Noelle.
- 1229
- 01:15:06,465 --> 01:15:08,050
- - What?
- - What did he say?
- 1230
- 01:15:08,133 --> 01:15:09,301
- Did he say "Noelle?"
- 1231
- 01:15:13,222 --> 01:15:15,974
- Nick. I appreciate the gesture,
- but what are you doing?
- 1232
- 01:15:16,058 --> 01:15:17,726
- That's why I came home, you know.
- 1233
- 01:15:17,809 --> 01:15:19,770
- The minute I saw you with those kids,
- I knew.
- 1234
- 01:15:19,853 --> 01:15:22,856
- No. Okay. Maybe I inherited a couple
- of Dad's powers,
- 1235
- 01:15:22,940 --> 01:15:25,025
- -but what...
- - You have The Twinkle, Ellie.
- 1236
- 01:15:25,108 --> 01:15:27,861
- A girl? Santa's not a girl!
- 1237
- 01:15:28,737 --> 01:15:29,738
- Whoa!
- 1238
- 01:15:33,951 --> 01:15:37,579
- Silent... night!
- 1239
- 01:15:43,919 --> 01:15:46,171
- I rechecked the Christmas covenant.
- 1240
- 01:15:46,755 --> 01:15:51,051
- And it turns out there's nothing there
- that says a woman can't be Santa.
- 1241
- 01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:52,803
- See?
- 1242
- 01:15:53,303 --> 01:15:57,683
- It's just a tradition we've been
- blindly following for thousands of years.
- 1243
- 01:15:58,016 --> 01:16:00,519
- - These things happen.
- - Oh, man!
- 1244
- 01:16:00,602 --> 01:16:05,023
- The question is,
- what really makes a Santa?
- 1245
- 01:16:05,107 --> 01:16:10,821
- Ultimately, the one thing all Santas share
- is the ability to inspire us
- 1246
- 01:16:10,904 --> 01:16:12,781
- with the Christmas spirit.
- 1247
- 01:16:14,491 --> 01:16:17,536
- Noelle, can you inspire us?
- 1248
- 01:16:17,995 --> 01:16:19,788
- What does Christmas mean to you?
- 1249
- 01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:41,310
- I used to think Christmas
- was the best day of the year.
- 1250
- 01:16:41,393 --> 01:16:43,312
- Presents and caroling.
- 1251
- 01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:48,025
- But I met people for whom
- it isn't the best day
- 1252
- 01:16:48,108 --> 01:16:53,530
- because it reminds them they don't have
- enough food to eat or a place to live.
- 1253
- 01:16:53,906 --> 01:16:55,866
- Or maybe even someone
- to share the day with.
- 1254
- 01:16:57,326 --> 01:16:59,244
- And it got me thinking.
- 1255
- 01:17:00,287 --> 01:17:03,207
- For thousands of years,
- we've jingled bells and delivered toys,
- 1256
- 01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:07,419
- and the world just gets more awful
- and miserable. So what's the point?
- 1257
- 01:17:10,130 --> 01:17:15,177
- But I also met a girl at a shelter
- who drew these beautiful pictures,
- 1258
- 01:17:15,260 --> 01:17:18,138
- and her Christmas wish wasn't for herself.
- 1259
- 01:17:18,222 --> 01:17:21,975
- It was for her mother
- to be able to find a job.
- 1260
- 01:17:22,768 --> 01:17:24,853
- And I met a woman at a marketplace
- 1261
- 01:17:24,937 --> 01:17:28,315
- who worked so hard to fill Christmas
- with fun and music,
- 1262
- 01:17:28,398 --> 01:17:31,151
- even though she knew she might not have
- anyone to spend it with.
- 1263
- 01:17:33,237 --> 01:17:37,991
- And I met this sweet, wonderful boy
- who has this big heart.
- 1264
- 01:17:38,075 --> 01:17:39,493
- And his father
- 1265
- 01:17:39,576 --> 01:17:42,955
- who doesn't even believe in Christmas,
- but made sure we could be home for it.
- 1266
- 01:17:46,166 --> 01:17:51,588
- We have this list of nice people
- from Hong Kong to Houston
- 1267
- 01:17:51,672 --> 01:17:53,632
- doing wonderful, selfless things.
- 1268
- 01:17:56,510 --> 01:17:59,429
- And I know Christmas
- can't solve all our problems.
- 1269
- 01:18:01,598 --> 01:18:02,724
- But it gives us hope.
- 1270
- 01:18:04,393 --> 01:18:06,311
- It inspires us to be nice.
- 1271
- 01:18:06,937 --> 01:18:08,856
- That might not seem like much, but...
- 1272
- 01:18:10,858 --> 01:18:13,569
- when someone's sad or just lonely,
- 1273
- 01:18:14,319 --> 01:18:16,154
- it can be the biggest thing in the world.
- 1274
- 01:18:17,698 --> 01:18:20,242
- And presents are part of it.
- 1275
- 01:18:20,659 --> 01:18:22,786
- I like presents as much as anybody.
- 1276
- 01:18:25,497 --> 01:18:26,498
- Okay, more.
- 1277
- 01:18:28,125 --> 01:18:29,376
- Oh, yeah, that's true.
- 1278
- 01:18:30,544 --> 01:18:34,131
- But now, I think it's not just about
- the presents we get.
- 1279
- 01:18:34,214 --> 01:18:36,258
- It's about the presents we give.
- 1280
- 01:18:37,467 --> 01:18:39,595
- The presents of love and understanding.
- 1281
- 01:18:48,979 --> 01:18:50,147
- And also, iPads.
- 1282
- 01:18:55,235 --> 01:18:56,361
- My little girl.
- 1283
- 01:18:58,113 --> 01:18:59,948
- Looks like we got a Santa, guys!
- 1284
- 01:19:00,032 --> 01:19:02,034
- Yeah, finally!
- 1285
- 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:14,796
- Ho, ho, ho.
- 1286
- 01:19:15,130 --> 01:19:19,176
- If a child wakes up, try to coax them
- gently back to sleep.
- 1287
- 01:19:38,445 --> 01:19:42,950
- I want everyone
- to double-check everything.
- 1288
- 01:19:43,492 --> 01:19:44,493
- Mother.
- 1289
- 01:19:46,745 --> 01:19:47,746
- Um...
- 1290
- 01:19:48,497 --> 01:19:50,457
- I'm not sure about this.
- 1291
- 01:19:51,959 --> 01:19:55,629
- You know how it works.
- It fits you when you fit it.
- 1292
- 01:19:58,090 --> 01:20:00,676
- Sweetie, you have nothing
- to be nervous about.
- 1293
- 01:20:00,759 --> 01:20:03,512
- Um, son,
- why don't we go check the reindeer?
- 1294
- 01:20:03,595 --> 01:20:04,888
- The reindeer? They have ticks.
- 1295
- 01:20:04,972 --> 01:20:06,139
- - That's... Come on.
- - It's not...
- 1296
- 01:20:06,223 --> 01:20:07,224
- - Let's just go.
- - No.
- 1297
- 01:20:07,307 --> 01:20:08,308
- Come on. Go.
- 1298
- 01:20:13,063 --> 01:20:16,900
- What're you doing? You know
- Santa has to fly solo on Christmas Eve.
- 1299
- 01:20:17,317 --> 01:20:20,696
- Force of habit.
- Once a nanny, always a nanny.
- 1300
- 01:20:20,779 --> 01:20:22,197
- Elf Polly.
- 1301
- 01:20:22,739 --> 01:20:23,740
- Yes?
- 1302
- 01:20:24,950 --> 01:20:26,618
- I don't know if I'm ready, Polly.
- 1303
- 01:20:28,662 --> 01:20:31,957
- You know what I'm really scared of?
- Some kid's gonna wake up, look at me,
- 1304
- 01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:35,210
- and say, "You're not Santa."
- 1305
- 01:20:37,212 --> 01:20:40,382
- From the first moment
- that I held you in my arms,
- 1306
- 01:20:41,216 --> 01:20:44,887
- I could see something in your eyes,
- and I said to myself,
- 1307
- 01:20:45,762 --> 01:20:47,890
- "This girl has The Twinkle."
- 1308
- 01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:52,811
- You're ready.
- 1309
- 01:20:54,646 --> 01:20:55,647
- Oh!
- 1310
- 01:20:56,982 --> 01:20:58,567
- Pull yourself together.
- 1311
- 01:21:16,251 --> 01:21:18,170
- Wait. Someone's missing.
- 1312
- 01:21:29,097 --> 01:21:31,558
- Dude, this is supposed to be our song,
- come on!
- 1313
- 01:21:40,234 --> 01:21:42,569
- Okay, Snowy.
- I need all the help I can get.
- 1314
- 01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:44,363
- You're my guy, right?
- 1315
- 01:21:46,156 --> 01:21:47,157
- Fly straight?
- 1316
- 01:21:58,877 --> 01:22:00,379
- You're facing the wrong way.
- 1317
- 01:22:02,589 --> 01:22:04,258
- I'm really glad it's not me.
- 1318
- 01:22:16,353 --> 01:22:17,354
- On Snowcone!
- 1319
- 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:48,302
- Puffins, scatter!
- 1320
- 01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:14,369
- No! Snowy! Snow...
- 1321
- 01:23:20,751 --> 01:23:21,919
- All right.
- 1322
- 01:23:26,089 --> 01:23:28,175
- We wish you a merry Christmas
- We...
- 1323
- 01:24:10,884 --> 01:24:11,969
- Did we miss Greece?
- 1324
- 01:24:45,419 --> 01:24:46,837
- We're Jewish.
- 1325
- 01:25:07,774 --> 01:25:09,067
- I'm sorry, Dad.
- 1326
- 01:26:14,842 --> 01:26:18,220
- No, no, no, no.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Go back to sleep.
- 1327
- 01:26:18,762 --> 01:26:20,222
- - Seriously. Go back to... Oh!
- - Ow!
- 1328
- 01:26:20,305 --> 01:26:22,432
- Ma'am, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- 1329
- 01:26:22,516 --> 01:26:25,644
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- No. Go back to sleep!
- 1330
- 01:26:32,776 --> 01:26:33,777
- Hi.
- 1331
- 01:26:37,489 --> 01:26:41,243
- She says, "Merry Christmas, Santa."
- 1332
- 01:26:43,120 --> 01:26:44,204
- Santa?
- 1333
- 01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:49,626
- Thank you, Michelle.
- 1334
- 01:26:50,878 --> 01:26:52,212
- I needed that.
- 1335
- 01:26:53,130 --> 01:26:56,133
- Now you go to sleep. Okay?
- 1336
- 01:27:02,347 --> 01:27:04,933
- - Merry Christmas, Santa.
- - Merry Christmas.
- 1337
- 01:27:05,017 --> 01:27:06,602
- Merry Christmas, Santa.
- 1338
- 01:27:07,144 --> 01:27:08,478
- Merry Christmas.
- 1339
- 01:27:09,313 --> 01:27:11,023
- Merry Christmas.
- 1340
- 01:27:11,106 --> 01:27:13,233
- Go to sleep. You go to sleep.
- 1341
- 01:27:43,639 --> 01:27:46,350
- Sometimes, all you need
- is a nice word from a friend
- 1342
- 01:27:46,433 --> 01:27:48,769
- to make you feel comfortable
- in your own boots.
- 1343
- 01:27:49,561 --> 01:27:52,439
- But once that happened,
- I was ready to go to work.
- 1344
- 01:27:53,690 --> 01:27:54,858
- I went back to Greece,
- 1345
- 01:27:55,442 --> 01:27:58,195
- and visited a few other places I'd missed,
- 1346
- 01:27:58,278 --> 01:28:01,949
- and then I made sure to keep a promise
- I'd made to Alex.
- 1347
- 01:28:07,120 --> 01:28:08,705
- Oh, wow.
- 1348
- 01:28:09,790 --> 01:28:10,916
- Your stop, I believe.
- 1349
- 01:28:10,999 --> 01:28:14,670
- Yeah. Aren't you supposed to bring Alex
- a Christmas present or something?
- 1350
- 01:28:15,337 --> 01:28:18,048
- I did. He's sitting right next to me.
- 1351
- 01:28:18,966 --> 01:28:20,592
- I don't know if this is a great idea.
- 1352
- 01:28:20,676 --> 01:28:22,845
- I don't want my ex
- and her husband to feel weird.
- 1353
- 01:28:23,762 --> 01:28:26,640
- Traditions change. Right?
- 1354
- 01:28:29,101 --> 01:28:30,352
- The new ones are scary.
- 1355
- 01:28:31,770 --> 01:28:32,980
- But they might be great.
- 1356
- 01:28:33,689 --> 01:28:35,858
- And if you know
- what Christmas means to you,
- 1357
- 01:28:36,483 --> 01:28:38,277
- the tradition's just the wrapping.
- 1358
- 01:28:40,028 --> 01:28:42,281
- Christmas means spending time with Alex.
- 1359
- 01:28:44,116 --> 01:28:45,617
- There you go.
- 1360
- 01:28:45,701 --> 01:28:47,953
- That's jolly! Okay! Now get in there.
- 1361
- 01:28:48,036 --> 01:28:49,830
- I'm serious. You get one ride. Get out.
- 1362
- 01:28:49,913 --> 01:28:51,039
- - Go.
- - Okay.
- 1363
- 01:28:51,123 --> 01:28:53,458
- - Very busy. Very busy woman.
- - Pushy Santa.
- 1364
- 01:28:53,876 --> 01:28:55,460
- So, will I see you again?
- 1365
- 01:28:57,045 --> 01:28:58,630
- Every December 24th.
- 1366
- 01:29:01,258 --> 01:29:02,593
- I don't know what that is.
- 1367
- 01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:04,928
- It's what you do when you think
- someone's awesome.
- 1368
- 01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:07,598
- Aw. Well...
- 1369
- 01:29:10,350 --> 01:29:11,852
- - All right.
- - Oh, right.
- 1370
- 01:29:12,352 --> 01:29:13,520
- Got it.
- 1371
- 01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:15,063
- Okay.
- 1372
- 01:29:15,564 --> 01:29:17,441
- On Snowcone!
- 1373
- 01:29:19,693 --> 01:29:22,487
- Merry Christmas!
- 1374
- 01:29:22,571 --> 01:29:24,198
- Man, that's fun to say!
- 1375
- 01:29:24,656 --> 01:29:27,784
- I was so happy that Jake
- got to see Alex for Christmas.
- 1376
- 01:29:27,868 --> 01:29:29,286
- - Merry Christmas!
- - Dad!
- 1377
- 01:29:32,331 --> 01:29:33,332
- I knew you'd come.
- 1378
- 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:36,919
- And Helen finally got her vacation.
- 1379
- 01:29:42,799 --> 01:29:44,259
- And when Michelle and her mom
- 1380
- 01:29:44,343 --> 01:29:46,929
- woke up the next morning,
- they found a present under the tree
- 1381
- 01:29:47,012 --> 01:29:48,972
- with a job listing
- at a school for the deaf.
- 1382
- 01:29:49,056 --> 01:29:51,141
- Oh, and an iPad. Obviously.
- 1383
- 01:29:54,228 --> 01:29:57,940
- Dad always said you never forget
- your first Christmas as Santa.
- 1384
- 01:29:58,023 --> 01:29:59,274
- Okay, he said it to Nick,
- 1385
- 01:29:59,358 --> 01:30:02,027
- but I overheard it,
- and oh, my garland, was he right!
- 1386
- 01:30:02,653 --> 01:30:04,488
- I hoped he'd be proud of me.
- 1387
- 01:30:04,571 --> 01:30:09,243
- And I hoped everyone at home had
- come around to the idea of a girl Santa.
- 1388
- 01:30:13,372 --> 01:30:15,082
- Look, Santa's back!
- 1389
- 01:30:15,249 --> 01:30:17,417
- Turns out, I didn't have to worry.
- 1390
- 01:30:17,501 --> 01:30:18,627
- Santa Noelle!
- 1391
- 01:30:18,710 --> 01:30:21,088
- Merry Christmas, Santa Noelle!
- 1392
- 01:30:25,467 --> 01:30:28,262
- Well, guess who came to town!
- 1393
- 01:30:30,681 --> 01:30:33,308
- - Namaste, sis.
- - Um, Namaste.
- 1394
- 01:30:34,101 --> 01:30:35,602
- Congratulations, Santa.
- 1395
- 01:30:36,019 --> 01:30:39,064
- Now that I was the 24th Kringle
- to wear the red hat,
- 1396
- 01:30:40,315 --> 01:30:43,026
- I had a couple small changes
- I wanted to make.
- 1397
- 01:30:44,570 --> 01:30:46,780
- We opened the first yoga studio
- in the Pole.
- 1398
- 01:30:46,864 --> 01:30:48,824
- Sorry.
- 1399
- 01:30:48,907 --> 01:30:50,951
- I made Polly the first female elder elf.
- 1400
- 01:30:51,034 --> 01:30:54,997
- Hey! Get out of my garden, now! Go!
- 1401
- 01:30:55,080 --> 01:30:56,456
- Which I slightly regret.
- 1402
- 01:30:56,540 --> 01:30:59,168
- These are high-intensity
- infrared Santa goggles
- 1403
- 01:30:59,251 --> 01:31:01,837
- which allow you to detect any lasers
- between you and a tree.
- 1404
- 01:31:01,920 --> 01:31:05,340
- Very impressive. Have we come up with
- anything to deal with big, mean dogs?
- 1405
- 01:31:05,424 --> 01:31:06,675
- Just this bone.
- 1406
- 01:31:06,758 --> 01:31:08,051
- Okay. Keep working.
- 1407
- 01:31:08,135 --> 01:31:12,139
- And as for me,
- I mean, I'm Santa. It's great!
- 1408
- 01:31:12,514 --> 01:31:14,183
- - Keep it coming.
- - Thanks, Santa.
- 1409
- 01:31:14,266 --> 01:31:15,767
- Thank you very much.
- 1410
- 01:31:15,851 --> 01:31:17,978
- Okay, a letter from
- Jake and Alex, everybody.
- 1411
- 01:31:18,061 --> 01:31:20,063
- Alex is into music now,
- 1412
- 01:31:20,147 --> 01:31:22,399
- so a slow cooker is out
- and drum kit is in.
- 1413
- 01:31:22,482 --> 01:31:25,402
- And throw in a pair of noise-cancelling
- headphones for dad. Great.
- 1414
- 01:31:29,573 --> 01:31:30,991
- When I was a little girl,
- 1415
- 01:31:31,074 --> 01:31:33,285
- Christmas Eve was always
- the best night of the year.
- 1416
- 01:31:34,912 --> 01:31:37,289
- But this time, it was better than ever.
- 1417
- 01:31:38,624 --> 01:31:40,834
- Because instead of getting the presents,
- 1418
- 01:31:41,418 --> 01:31:43,086
- I was giving them.
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