My ''What Makes You Beautiful'' Parody

CHECK OUT MY HAIR, ISN'T IT CUTE? I USE A REALLY EXPENSIVE SHAMPOOOOOOOOO. WE'RE THROWING ROCKS, AND ACTIN' TOUGH, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL WEARING TONS OF MAAAAKE UP. OUR MANAGER SAYS WE HAVE TO ACT STRAIGHT, EVEN THOUGH WE'RE ALL GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! WE'RE AT THE BEACH ACTING LIKE WE'RE HAUNTING FOR CHICKS, BUT SECRETLY WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IS SOME DICK. SHUT THE HELL UP GUYS AND GET BACK IN THE CLOSET, THEY CAN'T KNOWOOOOO THAT YOU ARE NOT HETERAL! SNORTING BATH SALTS AND JUMPING IN PLACE! LOOK AT THAT HOT GUY I THINK WE SHOULD EAT HIS FACE! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHOS I HAVE SOME MACE! DAMN THAT BLOWOOOS BET THAT YOU TASTE BEAUTIFUL. NONOOOOO GET LOST YOU DRUGGED UP HOMOS! WE'RE PLAYING SPORTS, SO WE SEEM STRAIGHT, OUR MANAGER SAID THAT THAT'S A GOOD WAAAAAAAAAAY. YOU NEED THE GIRLS, FOR RECORD SALES, SO YOU BETTER KEEP KICKING THAT BALL ALL DAMN DAY. OH WHATS THE POINT EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, IT'S OBVIOUS WE LIKE PEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS. WE ARE 5 GAY BRITISH BOYS SKIPPING IN THE WAVES, ALL WE WANT TO DO IS WATCH MAGIC MIKE ALL DAY, LET'S ALL GET INTO THE WATER AND MASTURBATE! I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT YOU, I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT YOU TOO! - NIALL AND LIAM KISS - GODDAMNIT GUYS PLEASE STOP BEING GAY! 99% OF YOUR FANS ARE STRAIGHT LADIES, IF THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE QUEERS OUR SALES WILL GO AWAY! OK FIIIIIIIIIIIIINE WE'LL SAVE IT FOR ANOTHER TIME. THERE'S A GIRL, GO AND ACT LIKE STRAIIIIGHT GUYS. NANANANANANANANNNNAAAAA, - POINTS GUN - YESYESYESYESYEYSYESYESYES. HEY GIRL WE'RE SUPPOSE TO ACT LIKE YOU GET US OFF, BUT LOOKING AT YOU MAKES OUR PENISES GO SOFT, OH MY GOSH I THINK I SEE DAVID HASSELHOFF! HEY THERE BOYS IT'S THE HOFF, I'VE BEEN ON THIS BEACH SINCE BAYWATCH, AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU ALL THIS TIME, I GOTTA SAY THAT YOU'RE ALL LOOKING MIGHTY FINE, WHY DON'T YOU SAY WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SOME WINE? YEAH, LET'S GO! THAT SOUNDS SOSO MAGICAL! NONONO DO NOT GO OVER TO HIS HOME, WOAHWOAHWOAH THESE BOYS ARE MINE THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL! - SKIP LIKE FAGGOTS - - MANAGER SHOOTS HIMSELF - END BITCHES -