Kirb vs Pro

Round 2
Kirb vs Pro

Note: Due to Parasite being OOTed, all points for and against him will be ignored.
Response 1
Kirb
* Kirb's team offense > Pro's team defense
* Kirb's team has significant battlefield control with boogie woogie
* Kirb's team speed > Pro's team speed.
* Kirb's team defenses are strong.
Pro
* Team Pro has a good overall stat spread
* Chitti would spam bullets thus killing Aoi
* Aoi's teleport shit shouldn't work because it's never been done on anything as fast as a bullet
* Aoi may not be able to actually teleport bullets as Kirbin claims
* Aoi's speed is dubious
* Yuji will probably die to bullet spam
* Uvogin straight up just sucks except for striking
* Team Kirb sucks ass at lifting

Response 2
Kirb
* Aoi CAN swap with objects, thus rendering the bullet spam strat self-defeating again
* Aoi is not slow
* Aoi's boogie woogie is a great CC tool in addition to battlefield control
* Chitti can't even start shooting anyways
* Kirb's team offense > Pro's team defense

Pro
* Aoi's speed is fake
* Aoi's ability to teleport things he doesn't know are there is also probably fake
* Team Pro's mobility > Team Kirb's mobility
* Ugovin sucks
* Team Kirb's offense < Team Pro's defense
* Team Kirb's defense < Team Pro's offense

Response 3
Kirb
* Aoi fast
* The anti-feats Pro brought up against Aoi is invalid
* The disorientation effect is still valid
* Bullet spam is bad

Conclusion:
First off, I want to say if it wasn't for Parasite's OOT, Pro would have taken this by a landslide. While I am not in the opinion Aoi is as completely useless as Pro makes him out to be, I am not thoroughly convinced either that Kirb's depiction of him is the actual representation of what he is. Kirb also makes out a good point which is that the initial starting condition is NOT favorable to bullet spam, and requires some set-up which Aoi at least has some semblance of time to do. What I disagree with however, is that I doubt Aoi can do the swap when he doesn't know they're there, and in a situation where this is 3v3, Kirb's team is probably already in the middle of a melee, likely being initiated upon by Pro's team and swapping is only going to serve as CC for disorientation in a clusterf*ck which will not in any shape or form favor Kirb.

However. With Parasite OOTed, I give this to Kirb if only slightly. A 3v2 gives Aoi substantially more breathing room to actually be useful, and the subsequent 2v3 with presumably a lot of bullet spam leaves Chitti to also have to contend with people who can resist/immune to bullets, and the strategy involved which is to have him hurt his own team.

Kirb wins, by a narrow, narrow margin.