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- 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:06,305
- [footsteps rustling]
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- 00:00:08,175 --> 00:00:12,277
- To live a life free of sin,
- it is not enough
- to follow the rules.
- 3
- 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:16,648
- The moral and just answers
- to life's difficult questions
- lie within you.
- 4
- 00:00:16,650 --> 00:00:20,552
- And you'll find ways to
- ignore them, to twist them,
- to serve your selfish desires
- 5
- 00:00:20,554 --> 00:00:24,523
- but deep down you
- know what is correct.
- 6
- 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:30,462
- James 4:17, "If you do
- not do what you know is right,
- you have sinned."
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- 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,499
- [birds chirping]
- 8
- 00:00:33,501 --> 00:00:37,102
- [dark dramatic music]
- 9
- 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:58,123
- You do realize
- your venue has a past.
- 10
- 00:00:58,125 --> 00:00:59,425
- Everything has a past.
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- 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:02,394
- No, I mean like a past.
- 12
- 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:06,565
- Like little did they know,
- 200 years ago...
- 13
- 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,200
- [message alert beeps]
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- 00:01:08,202 --> 00:01:10,669
- In a relationship? Alexis?
- 15
- 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:12,237
- -Oh shit, sorry,
- -[message alert dings]
- 16
- 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:13,806
- I didn't realize
- you'd get a notification.
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- 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,241
- I didn't mean to
- upstage your wedding, Mia.
- 18
- 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,209
- Are you kidding?
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- 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,510
- Gore, like that post.
- 20
- 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:19,578
- Who's the guy?
- 21
- 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:21,246
- Totally stalking him.
- 22
- 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:22,448
- [keypad clicking]
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- 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:24,149
- Hello, Danny Ralston.
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- Cute.
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- 00:01:28,656 --> 00:01:31,523
- [sinister music]
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- 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,132
- [keypad popping]
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- You guys are hilarious.
- 28
- 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,368
- Gore, are you going to
- post anything funny for me?
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- 00:01:43,370 --> 00:01:45,237
- [keypad clicking]
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- 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,638
- [keypad popping]
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- 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,173
- I'm really happy for you.
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- 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,543
- Sorry, was that super dramatic?
- 33
- 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:53,745
- Sometimes I forget how
- to interact with real people.
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- 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:55,447
- #momproblems.
- 35
- 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:58,183
- More like #everyoneproblems.
- 36
- 00:01:58,185 --> 00:01:59,585
- -Totally posting that.
- -[keypad clicking]
- 37
- 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:02,521
- [sinister music]
- 38
- 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,796
- -[reminder bell ringing]
- -[keypad clicking]
- 39
- 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:13,832
- Oh shit,
- it's grapefruit time, Gore.
- 40
- 00:02:13,834 --> 00:02:15,434
- Grapefruit time?
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- 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:17,436
- It's for the
- Bride Boheme Cleanse.
- 42
- 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,405
- Mmm, it was on
- the man of honor checklist.
- 43
- 00:02:20,407 --> 00:02:21,607
- I must have missed that email.
- 44
- 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,309
- [Mia sighs]
- [sent message whooshing]
- 45
- 00:02:24,311 --> 00:02:26,278
- There were a lot of emails.
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- Man of honor fail.
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- 00:02:29,250 --> 00:02:31,183
- [birds chirping]
- 48
- 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:32,518
- -Was that it?
- -[keypad clicking]
- 49
- 00:02:32,520 --> 00:02:34,219
- Okay, you're not navigating.
- 50
- 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:35,320
- [tires screeching]
- 51
- 00:02:35,523 --> 00:02:37,556
- Sorry,
- I was posting a humorous comment
- 52
- 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:40,359
- on Alexis's profile for you.
- 53
- 00:02:40,361 --> 00:02:43,629
- Oh, okay, right, you're using
- the OkCupid app to do that.
- 54
- 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,798
- -Okay sorry, I went on
- like four dates yesterday and--
- -Four?
- 55
- 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,800
- Yeah,
- it's like sending out resumes.
- 56
- 00:02:48,802 --> 00:02:50,636
- And no one's gotten back to me.
- 57
- 00:02:51,572 --> 00:02:54,740
- It's just very surprising.
- 58
- 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,314
- Camp Pocumtuck.
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- 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:05,384
- [sinister music]
- 60
- 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:08,820
- It was a steal on Airbnb
- and we're their first wedding.
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- 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,456
- You booked a
- summer camp on Airbnb?
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- 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,759
- [Mia] You can
- book anything on Airbnb.
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- 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:16,295
- "Electronic devices
- will not be tolerated."
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- 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,696
- Is this place Amish?
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- 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,400
- [Mia] I think it's so
- the kids can experience nature.
- 66
- 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:24,903
- "Inter-camper liaisons
- will not be tolerated."
- 67
- 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,705
- -[giggles] Stupid.
- -[cameras clicking]
- 68
- 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:30,742
- "Gum chewing, gambling,
- and public nudity
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- will not be tolerated."
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- Interesting assortment.
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- 00:03:34,248 --> 00:03:37,382
- "Drugs and alcohol
- will not be tolerated."
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- Sorry, Camp Putuck,
- I didn't pump three-days' worth
- of breast milk to stay sober.
- 73
- 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:45,657
- -[chuckling]
- -Well, I for one am gonna have
- a serious inter-camper liaison.
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- 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,993
- -Oh yeah.
- -With Dalvaro.
- 75
- 00:03:47,995 --> 00:03:50,362
- And I expect all of
- your electronic devices
- 76
- 00:03:50,364 --> 00:03:53,966
- to be posting up a
- storm to #MiaCampWedding.
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- 00:03:56,971 --> 00:03:59,738
- [bird cawing]
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- 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:02,774
- -Should I add #whatadivadoes?
- -[keypad clicking]
- 79
- 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:06,445
- Oh no, that's just my personal
- one. It's for my opera posts.
- 80
- 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:09,314
- Are we finally going
- to get to hear you sing
- at the talent show?
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- 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:12,918
- Uhm, I haven't worked with
- my voice teacher for a while.
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- 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,920
- Oh, I forgot to
- mention that the service
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- 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:17,889
- is really kind of sketchy
- so posts and texts will work
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- 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,025
- but phone calls
- really won't work.
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- 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:22,928
- Text Scott.
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- 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,963
- Can't do
- Jefferson bedtime story.
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- Wasn't informed there
- was no service, ellipses.
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- 00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,636
- It was in
- the bridal party email.
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- [ominous music]
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- [birds chirping]
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- 00:04:48,022 --> 00:04:50,389
- -[camera clicking]
- -Oh.
- 92
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- [Paulette] Please delete that.
- 93
- 00:04:52,826 --> 00:04:55,327
- I can't. It's a Polaroid.
- 94
- 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:58,063
- Then just burn it and
- you won't owe me for the cab.
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- 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:02,868
- [chuckles] Oh man.
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- 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:07,306
- Mia's Kickstarter video
- was badass but it's better IRL.
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- 00:05:07,308 --> 00:05:09,708
- You should pay for
- your wedding yourself.
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- 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,043
- But it's the
- crowdfunding that made it
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- a Bride Boheme Special Feature.
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- Mia really nailed
- the cross-promotion.
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- Wow,
- this Mia sounds pretty amazing.
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- 00:05:19,586 --> 00:05:24,056
- -Whoa, you haven't met Mia?
- -Nope.
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- But I thought you were
- the groom's best friend.
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- Mmm hmm.
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- [car rustling]
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- 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,798
- Oh shit they're coming!
- I got to hide.
- 107
- 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,466
- -Here first hold my gum.
- -Oh.
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- Okay.
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- [ominous music]
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- Oh, oh my gosh.
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- 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:49,348
- It's so dilapidated. I love it.
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- Okay, so we have a
- few wedding prep things
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- and then we can enjoy
- the outdoorsy bachelorette fun.
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- Oh sorry we couldn't do a
- girls' night in the city, honey.
- Our schedules just...
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- It's okay. This is going
- to be way better, you guys.
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- 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,061
- I didn't want one of those
- obnoxious bachelorette parties.
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- 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,731
- Oh let the
- bachelorette-palooza begin.
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- 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,099
- [Mia shouting]
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- 00:06:07,101 --> 00:06:08,066
- And hi!
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- 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:11,603
- Oh, Eileen, my friend from--
- 121
- 00:06:11,605 --> 00:06:13,038
- -Community Theater, yeah.
- -Community Theater.
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- -You took forever.
- -Oh
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- 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,509
- -Oh!
- -Oh, thank you so much
- for including me.
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- 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,078
- Oh, thank you for
- coming all this way.
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- 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,046
- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Paulette,
- it's really nice to meet you.
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- [Eileen] Man of honor.
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- 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:34,893
- [Gore] Oh, you know who I am.
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- 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,428
- -Yeah.
- -I, okay.
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- And this one's for you.
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- Thank you.
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- And the biggest
- and the brightest.
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- Let's get this party started.
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- I've got your favorite,
- Bloody Eight fixings.
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- 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:54,980
- -And penis straws.
- -Oh my gosh,
- that sounds really great.
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- 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:57,816
- I was just thinking that we were
- gonna get some lunch.
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- 00:06:57,818 --> 00:07:00,652
- And then we have a
- brief production meeting
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- 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,721
- in, you know, 20 minutes.
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- 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:05,190
- So, um maybe later.
- 141
- 00:07:06,460 --> 00:07:07,692
- -Babe, your...
- -[gentle music]
- 142
- 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:08,627
- I bet.
- 143
- 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,637
- [Mia laughing]
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- All right, smile, you guys.
- 145
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- -It's my first #MiaCampWedding.
- -[camera clicking]
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- -Okay, so good. All right.
- -Some info, this is yours.
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- Here you are.
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- Here you go.
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- Take this one, Gore.
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- -Alrighty, so I think
- -[Gore whistling]
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- 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:42,561
- everybody's almost done lunch.
- 152
- 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:44,162
- Well, I'm sorry,
- I know you said everything
- 153
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- would be gluten free,
- but since you don't have
- 154
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- a gluten-free kitchen, I
- didn't want to take any chances.
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- 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:51,470
- All this is supposed
- to be accomplished today?
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- 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:53,605
- No, no, just the Friday to do.
- 157
- 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:57,175
- Yeah, I'm
- referring to the Friday to do.
- It's really not that much.
- 158
- 00:07:57,177 --> 00:08:01,079
- I mean, we just have
- to get the playhouse ready
- for the talent show.
- 159
- 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,648
- -And then we need to get
- the cabins done for the guests.
- -[bird cawing]
- 160
- 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,485
- Not going to take that long.
- And then we're gonna
- come back here,
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- 00:08:06,487 --> 00:08:08,520
- we're gonna arrange some
- tables, throw up some lights,
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- 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:10,589
- and we're going
- to have so much fun.
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- 00:08:10,591 --> 00:08:13,825
- Oh, I almost forgot,
- we have butterfly nets
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- 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,928
- so like if you
- happen to be prepping
- and you find a butterfly,
- 165
- 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,697
- 'cause we're going to have
- a butterfly release.
- 166
- 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:21,600
- [gasps] Oh my God.
- 167
- 00:08:21,602 --> 00:08:26,638
- -Let's do this!
- -I get it.
- 168
- 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,273
- It's a plantation
- wedding really.
- 169
- 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,275
- [door clattering]
- 170
- 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,711
- Guys, this is how weddings work.
- 171
- 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:35,947
- I mean, we didn't
- have to throw her a shower
- or a bachelorette party.
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- 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,949
- And she let us pick out
- whatever dress we wanted.
- 173
- 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:39,951
- -Hmm, as long as it was pink.
- -[Paulette slurping]
- 174
- 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:43,188
- Hey, you know she would
- be just as ridiculous
- 175
- 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:46,024
- -about helping us
- with our weddings.
- -We eloped.
- 176
- 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,026
- I mean, let's just suck it up
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- 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:50,161
- and help make
- her dream come true.
- 178
- 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,797
- [gentle music]
- 179
- 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,800
- [lively music]
- 180
- 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:59,671
- [message alert dings]
- 181
- 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:02,207
- -[phone vibrating]
- -[boss] Nice pic on Facebook.
- 182
- 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,843
- I did not approve this vacation.
- 183
- 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:08,713
- -Hey, how's it coming?
- -Hey.
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- 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,215
- Great.
- 185
- 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,984
- Okay, so are all
- the other cabins done?
- 186
- 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,586
- Did you split
- them up with Paulette?
- 187
- 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,989
- No. I was just getting
- this one wrapped up
- 188
- 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,959
- and then I was going to
- go over to the next one
- and get going.
- 189
- 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:24,629
- -So, none of the
- other cabins are done.
- -No.
- 190
- 00:09:24,631 --> 00:09:26,765
- Okay, where is Paulette?
- 191
- 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,099
- I don't know.
- 192
- 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:34,105
- [door clattering]
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- 00:09:34,107 --> 00:09:36,775
- [gentle music]
- 194
- 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:46,084
- [suspenseful music]
- 195
- 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:52,958
- "Meet me tonight in
- the clearing across the lake.
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- 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,993
- I want you to be my first kiss.
- 197
- 00:09:54,995 --> 00:09:56,328
- Chuck."
- 198
- 00:09:56,330 --> 00:09:58,697
- [whimpers]
- 199
- 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,899
- [gasps]
- 200
- 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,869
- [liquid trickling]
- 201
- 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,772
- [message vibrating]
- 202
- 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:12,210
- [Dalvero] We need to talk.
- Meet by the camp entrance
- tonight after bedtime .
- 203
- 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,312
- [sighs]
- 204
- 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,048
- [gentle music]
- 205
- 00:10:18,318 --> 00:10:21,686
- [dark eerie music]
- 206
- 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,899
- [pulsing music]
- 207
- 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,710
- Oh my God!
- 208
- 00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,112
- You have to see this.
- 209
- 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,713
- [light music]
- 210
- 00:10:48,715 --> 00:10:51,416
- Yeah, what happened
- to the chair rental?
- 211
- 00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,284
- -This camp was intense.
- -[dark eerie music]
- 212
- 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,086
- Yeah, that's crazy.
- 213
- 00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:59,324
- Can you clear the stage
- and cover whatever that is?
- 214
- 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,994
- And you can figure out
- the whole lighting,
- sound situation, right?
- 215
- 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:03,862
- Sure.
- 216
- 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:04,829
- All right, okay.
- 217
- 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,667
- Oh, so it's time for canoeing?
- 218
- 00:11:09,770 --> 00:11:11,803
- Yeah,
- just come whenever you're done.
- 219
- 00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,172
- [Gore sighs]
- 220
- 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:17,676
- -[board thudding]
- -[dark eerie music]
- 221
- 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:19,377
- [phone vibrating]
- 222
- 00:11:19,379 --> 00:11:21,746
- [Danny] I'm so hungry for you.
- 223
- 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:24,282
- [Scott] Jefferson's only
- allergic to hazelnuts, right?
- 224
- 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,950
- -[bulbs clinking]
- -Fuck, sorry.
- 225
- 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:30,455
- -No, my fault. Nothing broke?
- -No, we're good.
- 226
- 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,357
- -[phone vibrating]
- -[Danny] Get over here.
- 227
- 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,259
- We only have the weekend
- before my girlfriend
- 228
- 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:35,860
- gets back from that wedding.
- 229
- 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,264
- -[bulbs shattering]
- -Fuck! [grunts]
- 230
- 00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,133
- Sorry, just got a weird text
- message. I'm just gonna have
- to find service.
- 231
- 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,802
- Okay, but if you see
- any pretty wildflowers,
- 232
- 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:44,969
- can you bring them
- and then you--
- 233
- 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,939
- [doors clattering]
- 234
- 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,208
- [Mia sighs]
- 235
- 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,309
- Dom.
- 236
- 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,244
- Dom.
- 237
- 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,346
- [grunts] 13.
- 238
- 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:57,849
- Oh hey, oh it was 14.
- 239
- 00:11:57,851 --> 00:11:59,718
- How are the cabins going?
- 240
- 00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:02,020
- Yeah, actually I'm all done.
- We going to canoe?
- 241
- 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:05,924
- Yeah. So maybe you could
- help Eileen with her cabin
- 242
- 00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:06,925
- 'cause she's falling behind.
- 243
- 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,393
- Okay, and you're going to--
- 244
- 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:12,063
- I got to do high
- intensity interval training
- 245
- 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,968
- every three hours
- to reduce water weight
- 246
- 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:19,804
- and flush my skin.
- 247
- 00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:22,440
- [birds chirping]
- 248
- 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,408
- Paulette?
- 249
- 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,211
- [ominous music]
- 250
- 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,857
- Text Scott.
- 251
- 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,959
- Walnuts, exclamation point.
- 252
- 00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,094
- Is Jefferson all right,
- question mark.
- 253
- 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,530
- Fucking text me back, period.
- 254
- 00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:48,199
- [bird cawing]
- 255
- 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,435
- Call Scott.
- 256
- 00:12:52,038 --> 00:12:56,875
- -[eerie music]
- -[wind howling]
- 257
- 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,809
- [phone ringing]
- 258
- 00:12:57,811 --> 00:13:00,078
- [phone buzzing]
- 259
- 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,014
- [branch cracking]
- 260
- 00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,058
- [message alert beeping]
- 261
- 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,061
- [suspenseful music]
- 262
- 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:23,234
- [tinkling music]
- 263
- 00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,335
- -We'll catch up tomorrow.
- -[Mia sighs]
- 264
- 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,439
- -Are you sure
- your text went through?
- -Yeah, I am.
- 265
- 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,975
- Are you sure nobody's
- seen Flynn since before dinner?
- 266
- 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:33,311
- Maybe she's looking
- for a gluten-free kitchen.
- 267
- 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,579
- [Gore chuckles]
- 268
- 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,182
- You guys, she gets really sick.
- 269
- 00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,417
- That's why I got
- gluten-free everything.
- 270
- 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:42,086
- Wait,
- these are gluten-free s'mores?
- 271
- 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,022
- [ominous music]
- 272
- 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,223
- Oh, Jesus!
- 273
- 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,424
- Oh thank God.
- 274
- 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:49,160
- I need to use the van to get
- somewhere with service, okay?
- 275
- 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,896
- Scott has Jefferson's
- nut allergies confused.
- 276
- 00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:53,064
- Is he okay?
- 277
- 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:54,299
- Scott's not getting back to me
- 278
- 00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:56,301
- and I'm supposed
- to call him at bedtime
- 279
- 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,270
- and I've never
- been away from him.
- 280
- 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,207
- I'm just the
- only designated driver
- 281
- 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,609
- and I just got Lasik so I'm
- not allowed to drive at night
- 282
- 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:08,479
- for like a month and,
- but if you need to make a call--
- 283
- 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,081
- You got Lasik?
- 284
- 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,016
- Yeah. Dalvero got it
- for me as a surprise
- 285
- 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:14,319
- so I can go
- water skiing in Cancun.
- 286
- 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,387
- -[all] Oh.
- -[Flynn sighs]
- 287
- 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,623
- You could walk to Bufflehorn.
- 288
- 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:23,094
- It's just 7.8 miles.
- 289
- 00:14:23,096 --> 00:14:24,229
- [grunts] Fuck it.
- 290
- 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:25,430
- It's your weekend.
- 291
- 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:29,500
- He'll be fine.
- I just need to trust.
- 292
- 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:31,636
- Are you going to be okay?
- Did you get dinner?
- 293
- 00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,938
- I had some flax chips.
- 294
- 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:35,874
- Oh my God, you must be starving.
- 295
- 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,611
- The s'mores are gluten-free.
- 296
- 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,145
- Yeah, they're
- right out of the package.
- 297
- 00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:43,982
- They weren't in my kitchen,
- just here.
- 298
- 00:14:44,618 --> 00:14:47,886
- Take mine. It's not part of
- the Bride Boheme Cleanse.
- 299
- 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:52,957
- Now that we're all here,
- 300
- 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:55,193
- maybe a little sneak
- peak into the talent show?
- 301
- 00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,600
- [animals warbling eerily]
- 302
- 00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:13,278
- Summer 1985, Camp Pocumtuck.
- 303
- 00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:17,115
- A picture of youthful innocence
- 304
- 00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:19,984
- until it is deflowered by death!
- 305
- 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:23,688
- Wait, are you part
- of the talent show?
- 306
- 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,390
- Yeah.
- 307
- 00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:28,293
- Ghost story, summer camp.
- 308
- 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,395
- -Too tropey?
- -Yeah.
- 309
- 00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:32,964
- But it's true.
- I did the research.
- 310
- 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,466
- As did I. It was
- a social experiment gone awry.
- 311
- 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:36,434
- [eerie music]
- 312
- 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,136
- That's pretty obvious.
- 313
- 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,405
- But did you know
- that the girl drowned
- 314
- 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,307
- because she was
- struck by lightning?
- 315
- 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,309
- -[air whooshing]
- -Odd.
- 316
- 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,610
- Wait, what are they
- talking about?
- 317
- 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,979
- There was just
- some unrest in the '80s.
- 318
- 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,681
- A camper drowned,
- it was an accident.
- 319
- 00:15:49,683 --> 00:15:52,550
- And honestly,
- in the history of a camp,
- 320
- 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,719
- one death, it's kind of amazing.
- 321
- 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:58,623
- This is also the
- location of an Indian massacre.
- 322
- 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,691
- [dramatic ominous music]
- 323
- 00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:02,427
- And there were some
- witch trials up the road.
- 324
- 00:16:02,429 --> 00:16:03,594
- -[dramatic ominous music]
- -[woman screaming]
- 325
- 00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:07,966
- Nothing Salem level
- but some girls got immolated.
- 326
- 00:16:07,968 --> 00:16:09,500
- [fire snapping]
- 327
- 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:12,704
- Wait, is someone else
- doing horror spoken word?
- 328
- 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,973
- No, they're not
- but I think maybe
- 329
- 00:16:15,108 --> 00:16:17,075
- you should try something
- else a little less maudlin.
- 330
- 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:18,676
- Like what did
- you decide to sing?
- 331
- 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,214
- [clears throat]
- "Battle Hymn of the Republic."
- 332
- 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,051
- What, you said it
- had to be rights free
- 333
- 00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:29,053
- because of Bride Boheme
- taking video
- 334
- 00:16:29,055 --> 00:16:31,656
- but it's difficult to
- find public domain songs
- 335
- 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,459
- and have time to rehearse
- when you're a mom, okay?
- 336
- 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:40,064
- And I just sang it
- for Jefferson's 1776 party.
- 337
- 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,634
- Why don't you guys
- sing that together?
- 338
- 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,774
- [crunching]
- 339
- 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:54,645
- Are these handmade marshmallows?
- 340
- 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,547
- Yeah, they're from that
- great little place in my hood.
- 341
- 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,782
- All marshmallows
- are gluten-free.
- 342
- 00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:00,318
- -I checked.
- -[spits] No!
- 343
- 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,521
- All mass-produced ones are
- but some of the handmade ones
- 344
- 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,356
- use flour in the process.
- 345
- 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,424
- [spitting]
- 346
- 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:11,229
- Oh my God! [spitting]
- 347
- 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,331
- -Oh my God!
- -What the fuck is that?
- 348
- 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,399
- Vodka.
- 349
- 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,635
- Wheat or potato-based?
- 350
- 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,703
- Cheap.
- 351
- 00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:22,573
- It's okay.
- 352
- 00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:26,778
- I'll know in a couple of hours.
- 353
- 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,313
- [tense music]
- 354
- 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,516
- -Another one.
- -Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
- 355
- 00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,184
- No green piles still?
- 356
- 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,554
- -Flynn!
- -Oh shit, my tolerance is gone.
- 357
- 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,557
- Guys, help me drink
- all this gluten-free beer
- so it's a fair fight.
- 358
- 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,658
- Oh, got enough of this.
- 359
- 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:41,793
- [Mia] Bride Boheme Cleanse.
- 360
- 00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,261
- -I'm okay.
- -[bottles clanking]
- 361
- 00:17:43,263 --> 00:17:44,495
- You're refusing alcohol?
- 362
- 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,363
- Are you pregnant?
- 363
- 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:48,466
- [Gore grunting]
- 364
- 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:49,801
- -Flick fly.
- -Oh, fuck!
- 365
- 00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:52,236
- Ah ha ha ha ha.
- 366
- 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,305
- [Alexis] Should we see if Eileen
- and Paulette want to play?
- 367
- 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:57,208
- Can we discuss
- Eileen and Paulette?
- 368
- 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:58,609
- Yeah. I know Paulette's
- 369
- 00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:01,379
- Dalvero's weird
- college friend but Eileen.
- 370
- 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,283
- I accidentally invited Eileen.
- 371
- 00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,085
- [Gore sighs]
- 372
- 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:10,455
- ¶ Na na na na na na na ¶
- 373
- 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,324
- [boss] Not
- going to sugarcoat this.
- 374
- 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,258
- You're fired.
- 375
- 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,094
- [Eileen sighs]
- 376
- 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:21,332
- -Her email address
- is flygirl77@--
- akumenang.com
- 377
- 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,602
- so autocorrect
- thinking I typed in Flynn's name
- 378
- 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:29,674
- and now she thinks
- she's a bridesmaid so, yeah.
- 379
- 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,677
- [somber music]
- 380
- 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:36,114
- [water splashing]
- 381
- 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,549
- -[Paulette sighing]
- -[keypad clicking]
- 382
- 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,151
- [Paulette voiceover]
- Can you be more specific
- 383
- 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,121
- than camp entrance
- and after bedtime?
- 384
- 00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:45,223
- [sent message whooshing]
- 385
- 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,125
- [person clattering]
- 386
- 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,894
- [crickets chirping]
- 387
- 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,697
- [ominous music]
- 388
- 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,601
- Shit, fuck, whore.
- 389
- 00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,270
- Oh, fuck I miss swearing.
- 390
- 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,539
- Are you guys
- getting baby pressure yet?
- 391
- 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:03,274
- Yeah, ever since
- we announced the date.
- 392
- 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:05,376
- Fuckety fuck fuck!
- 393
- 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,445
- But, you know, it's just
- for the taxes in other words.
- 394
- 00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,914
- [sputters] Everything changes.
- 395
- 00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,282
- Shit!
- 396
- 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,350
- It's like a mortgage.
- 397
- 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,185
- You sure he's a safe investment?
- 398
- 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,454
- Yeah,
- what does that mean, Alexis?
- 399
- 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,689
- -Blitz.
- -Mother of God, shit, whore!
- 400
- 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,158
- Fuck you.
- 401
- 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:24,829
- I--
- 402
- 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,165
- [crying]
- 403
- 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,305
- I got to take five.
- 404
- 00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:40,311
- -[crickets chirping]
- -[tense rhythmic music]
- 405
- 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,749
- Wow, you just let
- her have that fantasy?
- 406
- 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:48,586
- She thought you two were
- having a fren-a-ssance.
- 407
- 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:51,355
- [scoffs] Should have let
- the poor girl off the hook.
- 408
- 00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:00,398
- -[eerie music]
- -[wind whooshing]
- 409
- 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:06,270
- What, it's a long story.
- I mean, if anybody was
- supposed to apologize, it's her.
- 410
- 00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:07,805
- [Alexis] You guys, blitz pile.
- 411
- 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,907
- There are these guys
- with these scary fucking masks
- 412
- 00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,409
- out in the woods!
- 413
- 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,313
- [crying]
- 414
- 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,584
- -Couldn't they just
- be other Airbnb renters?
- -No, I booked the whole camp.
- 415
- 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,520
- I guess the escaped
- convicts that are going to rape
- 416
- 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,723
- and murder us didn't book
- their crime scene on Airbnb.
- 417
- 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,826
- Were the strippers not a joke?
- 418
- 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,428
- Oh, you would've killed me.
- 419
- 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,463
- You hate all
- flavors of exploitation.
- 420
- 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,967
- -[knocking]
- -[all screaming]
- 421
- 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:40,938
- [dark eerie music]
- 422
- 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,811
- Gluten-free knife, just in case.
- 423
- 00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:03,261
- [dramatic music]
- 424
- 00:21:04,998 --> 00:21:07,331
- -Fuck this!
- -[laughing]
- 425
- 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:11,469
- -What the fuck?
- -Yeah, I'm sorry, boo.
- 426
- 00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:13,271
- You were
- supposed to come tomorrow.
- 427
- 00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,538
- My fault,
- I had Jack drive us up.
- 428
- 00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,806
- Dalvero didn't even know.
- 429
- 00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:17,975
- Yeah, well he knew
- he was wearing a mask
- 430
- 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,461
- to scare the shit out of us.
- 431
- 00:21:20,462 --> 00:21:21,444
- It was really
- poor judgment on our part.
- 432
- 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,814
- But this way we can
- help you first thing tomorrow.
- 433
- 00:21:23,816 --> 00:21:24,815
- Hey.
- 434
- 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,318
- Oh, hey, you made it.
- 435
- 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,052
- Shocked?
- 436
- 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:31,555
- I'm Trask, groomsman.
- 437
- 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:34,292
- Sorry if you all
- thought I was a murderer.
- 438
- 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,661
- This is Jack,
- best man, designated driver.
- 439
- 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,830
- And you all know Dalvero.
- 440
- 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:42,433
- Uh, sorry to
- psychologically molest you all.
- 441
- 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,769
- Hi, I'm Eileen.
- 442
- 00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,404
- I'm not supposed to be here
- 443
- 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,772
- but I'm just going with it.
- 444
- 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,677
- Okay, I think we
- should all just go to bed
- 445
- 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,745
- because we have a
- very big day tomorrow.
- 446
- 00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:58,082
- -The big day, boo.
- -[Mia chuckles]
- 447
- 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,019
- Sweet dreams.
- 448
- 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,658
- [Dalvero] Come on, Jack.
- 449
- 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:15,800
- -Oh, mother of God.
- -Who is Trask?
- 450
- 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,802
- He's one of
- Dalvero's douchey work friends.
- 451
- 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:19,637
- He's really not that sexy.
- 452
- 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:22,039
- Bride blindness,
- he's everything.
- 453
- 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,607
- Okay, lights out, all right?
- 454
- 00:22:23,609 --> 00:22:25,409
- We kind of got a
- lot to do tomorrow.
- 455
- 00:22:25,411 --> 00:22:27,945
- -He's kind of too much.
- -No such thing.
- 456
- 00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,847
- Mia, what team?
- 457
- 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,716
- [sputtering] Straight
- guys don't look like that.
- 458
- 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:35,386
- Oh, Flynn, welcome to
- the decade of CrossFit.
- 459
- 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,787
- I'll take one for the team
- 460
- 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,724
- and propose some
- inter-camper liaisons.
- 461
- 00:22:39,726 --> 00:22:40,858
- [Flynn giggling]
- 462
- 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,660
- Dalvero mentioned he had a wife.
- 463
- 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,362
- He could be bi.
- 464
- 00:22:44,364 --> 00:22:49,066
- -And polyamorous.
- -Well, what about Jack?
- You guys seemed to have
- 465
- 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:53,437
- a little moment there and you
- bonded over hating Tom Hanks
- at my engagement party.
- 466
- 00:22:53,439 --> 00:22:56,040
- And we made out
- and he never responded
- 467
- 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,375
- to my follow-up text.
- 468
- 00:22:57,377 --> 00:22:58,843
- Bridal Yenta fail.
- 469
- 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:02,847
- Anyway I've moved
- on to Traskier things.
- 470
- 00:23:02,849 --> 00:23:04,715
- Who doesn't love Tom Hanks?
- 471
- 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,716
- Good night.
- 472
- 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:08,652
- [tense electronic music]
- 473
- 00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:14,158
- Well,
- he said he'd text me but...
- 474
- 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,993
- Oh, pull
- the fucking reigns on that.
- 475
- 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,695
- If you like him, text him.
- 476
- 00:23:17,697 --> 00:23:19,764
- -It's late.
- -Fuck late.
- 477
- 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:20,698
- Late's hot.
- 478
- 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,700
- Late's desperate.
- 479
- 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:24,602
- Ignore the man who
- hasn't dated since high school.
- 480
- 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:26,070
- I am very happily married.
- 481
- 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:29,039
- That was before
- apps and texting.
- 482
- 00:23:29,041 --> 00:23:30,641
- Dating is like espionage now.
- 483
- 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:32,843
- I'll get intelligence from Mia.
- 484
- 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,679
- Fuck, I'm out.
- 485
- 00:23:35,681 --> 00:23:37,581
- [laughing] Good night.
- 486
- 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:38,983
- Come on, one more round.
- 487
- 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,751
- [hands thudding]
- 488
- 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:43,888
- I can bet a professional
- lap dance worth $55.
- 489
- 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:45,990
- -It's how I paid for my MBA.
- -Off!
- 490
- 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,159
- It's your last night of freedom.
- Taste the magic.
- 491
- 00:23:48,161 --> 00:23:51,128
- -Go the fuck to sleep.
- -On the house then.
- 492
- 00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,631
- Show them my loyalty to you
- and the bank knows no bounds.
- 493
- 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:55,566
- Stop kissing ass. You'll get VP.
- 494
- 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:05,676
- [Jack sighs]
- 495
- 00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:08,712
- You're really
- stiff for this guy.
- 496
- 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:09,780
- Ah shit.
- 497
- 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,915
- Best man speech.
- 498
- 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:14,819
- Come with me.
- I got just the thing.
- 499
- 00:24:20,726 --> 00:24:23,928
- [footsteps crunching]
- 500
- 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:29,600
- The fucking outdoors!
- 501
- 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:41,846
- [ominous music]
- 502
- 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,785
- Re-trip,
- then you do your speech.
- 503
- 00:24:47,787 --> 00:24:48,986
- Tomorow'll be easy.
- 504
- 00:24:50,022 --> 00:24:50,955
- Genius, right?
- 505
- 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,492
- I've never actually uh--
- 506
- 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,960
- Oh.
- 507
- 00:24:55,962 --> 00:24:57,194
- Virgin territory.
- 508
- 00:24:58,531 --> 00:24:59,697
- [Jack chuckling]
- 509
- 00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:08,672
- Okay, electronic devices
- will not be tolerated.
- 510
- 00:25:09,775 --> 00:25:10,708
- Please.
- 511
- 00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:12,743
- There's so much to do.
- 512
- 00:25:13,713 --> 00:25:15,579
- You friends with
- Trask on Facebook?
- 513
- 00:25:16,716 --> 00:25:17,781
- Powering down.
- 514
- 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,954
- Dalvero's substance abuse issues
- 515
- 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,756
- are well known to his friends.
- 516
- 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:29,293
- He is literally
- addicted to substance.
- [chuckles]
- 517
- 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:33,063
- [Trask laughing]
- 518
- 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:35,633
- He binges podcasts.
- 519
- 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:39,036
- Terry Gross is his celeb crush.
- 520
- 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:44,108
- And he'd donate a
- kidney to Noam Chomsky.
- 521
- 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:48,679
- [laughing]
- I'm going to pee in my pants.
- 522
- 00:25:51,984 --> 00:25:54,952
- [tense music]
- When I get back you're totally
- going to sext that Gore dude.
- 523
- 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:58,956
- [eerie music]
- 524
- 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,931
- [phone vibrating]
- 525
- 00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:13,737
- [Trask voiceover]
- Hey, it's Trask.
- 526
- 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,105
- Want to meet at the playhouse?
- 527
- 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:21,779
- -[Alexis voiceover]
- You are not Trask.
- -[keypad clicking]
- 528
- 00:26:21,781 --> 00:26:25,816
- -Who are you?
- -[sent message whooshing]
- 529
- 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:29,119
- -[message vibrating]
- -[Trask] Trask. What the fuck?
- 530
- 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,988
- Got your number
- off Mia's contact sheet.
- 531
- 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,823
- You are so my thing.
- 532
- 00:26:33,726 --> 00:26:34,625
- [message vibrating]
- 533
- 00:26:34,627 --> 00:26:35,593
- I'm waiting.
- 534
- 00:26:48,374 --> 00:26:51,041
- [eerie music]
- 535
- 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,785
- [door squeaking]
- 536
- 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:03,821
- Trask?
- 537
- 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:14,732
- [fan screeching]
- 538
- 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:21,639
- [grunts] What am I doing?
- 539
- 00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,209
- [message vibrating]
- 540
- 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,119
- [Trask] Nice catch, sir. Bring
- my mask and a couple of zip ties
- 541
- 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,121
- and meet me on the
- other side of the lake.
- 542
- 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,059
- [keypad clicking]
- 543
- 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:43,827
- [Gore voiceover] Trask?
- 544
- 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:47,698
- [message vibrating]
- 545
- 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:48,432
- [Trask] Duh.
- 546
- 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,168
- [keypad clicking]
- 547
- 00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,370
- [Gore voiceover] How
- did you get my number?
- 548
- 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,838
- [sent message whooshing]
- 549
- 00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:58,442
- [message vibrating]
- 550
- 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,011
- [Trask] Contact sheet.
- 551
- 00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,846
- Not as bright
- as you are handsome.
- 552
- 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:07,985
- [keypad clicking]
- 553
- 00:28:07,987 --> 00:28:11,188
- [Gore voiceover]
- That's a mildly creepy request.
- 554
- 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:14,024
- [sent message whooshing]
- 555
- 00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:15,726
- [message vibrating]
- 556
- 00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:17,861
- [Trask] Creepy equals sexy.
- 557
- 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,863
- Keep on the DL, duh.
- 558
- 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:20,731
- [message vibrating]
- 559
- 00:28:20,733 --> 00:28:21,465
- Hurry.
- 560
- 00:28:27,740 --> 00:28:30,207
- [tense music]
- 561
- 00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:34,445
- [upbeat music]
- 562
- 00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,036
- [message vibrating]
- 563
- 00:28:59,038 --> 00:29:02,106
- [Trask]
- You're on the pill, right?
- 564
- 00:29:03,876 --> 00:29:05,809
- [keypad clicking]
- 565
- 00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:08,412
- [Alexis voiceover]
- No, but it's not an issue.
- 566
- 00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:16,086
- -[keypad clicking]
- -Yep.
- 567
- 00:29:16,255 --> 00:29:17,421
- -[sent message whooshing]
- -[dramatic music]
- 568
- 00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:20,090
- [Mia gasping]
- 569
- 00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,195
- -[keypad clicking]
- -[Mia voiceover] Boo,
- can you pick me up
- 570
- 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,830
- some grapefruits ASAP?
- 571
- 00:29:26,832 --> 00:29:27,865
- Gore failed.
- 572
- 00:29:27,867 --> 00:29:31,802
- -[sent message whooshing]
- -[message vibrating]
- 573
- 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:36,106
- [Instagram] AlexisG77
- posted to #MiaCampWedding.
- 574
- 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:49,286
- [keypad clicking] Hey,
- what's with the scary selfie
- 575
- 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,854
- and where are you?
- 576
- 00:29:50,856 --> 00:29:51,822
- [eerie music]
- 577
- 00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:55,225
- [sent message whooshing]
- 578
- 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:01,832
- Gore, Go--
- 579
- 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,002
- What the fuck?
- 580
- 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,105
- -Shit.
- -What's wrong?
- 581
- 00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:11,542
- Where's alcoholic girl?
- 582
- 00:30:13,345 --> 00:30:15,379
- [Flynn groaning]
- 583
- 00:30:15,381 --> 00:30:18,315
- [ominous music]
- 584
- 00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:25,455
- [grunting]
- 585
- 00:30:25,457 --> 00:30:26,423
- [groaning]
- 586
- 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,058
- Flynn?
- 587
- 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:30,160
- Ah.
- 588
- 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,930
- [grunts]
- 589
- 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,965
- [spray hissing]
- 590
- 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:37,334
- [toilet flushing]
- 591
- 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:39,369
- Hey.
- 592
- 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,006
- Definitely wheat-based
- vodka, sorry.
- 593
- 00:30:43,542 --> 00:30:45,976
- It's quite the shit show.
- Did I wake you guys?
- 594
- 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:48,045
- We're the only ones
- left in the cabin.
- 595
- 00:30:50,049 --> 00:30:52,482
- Why would she sully up
- my feed with this?
- 596
- 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,451
- -Aye.
- -[Eileen laughing]
- 597
- 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,920
- I'm just going to say
- what we're all thinking.
- 598
- 00:30:56,922 --> 00:30:58,922
- This is not a selfie.
- 599
- 00:30:58,924 --> 00:31:00,457
- Someone else took this pic.
- 600
- 00:31:00,459 --> 00:31:02,059
- Someone psychopathic.
- 601
- 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,393
- That's what we're all thinking?
- 602
- 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:05,295
- [Eileen scoffs]
- 603
- 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,464
- Alexis used to be goth, okay?
- 604
- 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,633
- She's probably just doing
- some like bachelorette
- 605
- 00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,368
- -haunted house thing.
- -Is this her stuff?
- 606
- 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,971
- Hey, that is her stuff. Come on.
- 607
- 00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:15,372
- I'm looking for a clue.
- 608
- 00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,641
- [pills rattling]
- 609
- 00:31:17,643 --> 00:31:19,943
- -Jackpot.
- -Wait, no.
- 610
- 00:31:19,945 --> 00:31:22,012
- -These are prenatal vitamins.
- -[Eileen scoffs]
- 611
- 00:31:22,014 --> 00:31:23,981
- Do you think she's pregnant?
- 612
- 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:26,450
- Uh, she refused that beer.
- That's a first.
- 613
- 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:29,086
- Or she's trying to get pregnant.
- 614
- 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,955
- Maybe she was
- cheating with the psychopath
- 615
- 00:31:31,957 --> 00:31:36,293
- and she thought he was a full-
- service sperm donor until...
- 616
- 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,228
- [screeching]
- 617
- 00:31:38,230 --> 00:31:40,464
- Oh my God. Okay.
- 618
- 00:31:40,466 --> 00:31:42,432
- Let me just go
- check the boys' cabin
- 619
- 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,534
- in case they're not sleeping.
- 620
- 00:31:44,536 --> 00:31:45,903
- [pills rattling]
- 621
- 00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,038
- -[water splashing]
- -[crickets chirping]
- 622
- 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:51,108
- [message vibrating]
- 623
- 00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:53,543
- [Trask] Where are you?
- 624
- 00:31:53,545 --> 00:31:56,046
- Starting to not feel this.
- 625
- 00:31:58,050 --> 00:31:59,182
- [ominous music]
- 626
- 00:31:59,184 --> 00:32:01,385
- [water splashing]
- 627
- 00:32:01,387 --> 00:32:04,187
- [door creaking]
- 628
- 00:32:05,391 --> 00:32:06,556
- [Mia] Boo?
- 629
- 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,127
- [Flynn] Where are they?
- 630
- 00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:16,934
- -Oh, I asked him
- to run an errand.
- -[Flynn] Now?
- 631
- 00:32:16,936 --> 00:32:19,569
- Oh, he picked up my dress
- after the bachelor party.
- 632
- 00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:24,074
- I'll be right back.
- 633
- 00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:27,210
- [dark eerie music]
- 634
- 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:33,383
- [Mia] You guys at the store?
- 635
- 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:34,718
- Alexis posted this.
- 636
- 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,719
- Can't find her.
- 637
- 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054
- Is Trask with you?
- 638
- 00:32:38,223 --> 00:32:41,558
- [Trask] Jack, where are you?
- [voice echoing]
- 639
- 00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:43,226
- [ominous music]
- 640
- 00:32:43,228 --> 00:32:44,494
- [message alert dings]
- 641
- 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:45,729
- [Mia] You guys at the store?
- 642
- 00:32:45,731 --> 00:32:46,997
- Alexis posted this.
- 643
- 00:32:46,999 --> 00:32:47,664
- Can't find her.
- 644
- 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,232
- Is Trask with you?
- 645
- 00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,337
- - Is this happening?
- -[keypad clicking]
- 646
- 00:32:53,339 --> 00:32:56,473
- [eerie music]
- 647
- 00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:57,641
- Hey.
- 648
- 00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:01,178
- [dramatic music]
- 649
- 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:04,982
- [grunts] Jesus!
- 650
- 00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,017
- [Dalvero voiceover] Yeah,
- boo, be back in a jiff.
- 651
- 00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:08,618
- I'll text him
- to look for Alexis.
- 652
- 00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,253
- And is Gore not
- into Jack or what?
- 653
- 00:33:10,255 --> 00:33:11,621
- [sent message whooshing]
- 654
- 00:33:12,391 --> 00:33:15,058
- [tense music]
- 655
- 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,130
- [message vibrating]
- 656
- 00:33:22,434 --> 00:33:27,004
- [Trask] Come deeper into
- the woods, put on the mask,
- and zip tie yourself to a tree.
- 657
- 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,005
- I'll find you.
- 658
- 00:33:43,522 --> 00:33:46,390
- [canoe scraping]
- 659
- 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,459
- [message vibrating]
- 660
- 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,029
- [Mia] Man of honor, need you.
- 661
- 00:33:52,031 --> 00:33:53,764
- Where are you?
- 662
- 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,675
- [eerie music]
- 663
- 00:34:05,811 --> 00:34:07,477
- [dramatic music]
- 664
- 00:34:07,713 --> 00:34:10,347
- Alexis's phone
- must've just died.
- 665
- 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:11,782
- And your best gay?
- 666
- 00:34:11,784 --> 00:34:13,383
- Caustic drunk girl.
- 667
- 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,118
- What was it, a phone massacre?
- 668
- 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:16,686
- [message alert tinkling]
- 669
- 00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,124
- [Instagram] Gore&More
- posted to #MiaCampWedding.
- 670
- 00:34:26,065 --> 00:34:28,231
- Trask is
- flaunting his conquests.
- 671
- 00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,433
- Trask?
- 672
- 00:34:29,435 --> 00:34:31,802
- Who was everything to Gore.
- 673
- 00:34:31,804 --> 00:34:35,772
- -And whose genetic makeup
- would you want for a child?
- -[Flynn grunts]
- 674
- 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:40,210
- He's some nympho psycho, so
- bathed in unexamined privilege.
- 675
- 00:34:40,679 --> 00:34:42,345
- This is just sport to him.
- 676
- 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,214
- Well, that's an airtight theory.
- 677
- 00:34:44,817 --> 00:34:47,184
- Gore was acting
- pretty desperate though.
- 678
- 00:34:47,186 --> 00:34:48,418
- And prenatals?
- 679
- 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,353
- She wanted a baby bad.
- 680
- 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:54,524
- They could both be
- out there still alive
- 681
- 00:34:54,526 --> 00:34:56,693
- just bleeding out somewhere.
- 682
- 00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:58,295
- How are you
- even getting service?
- 683
- 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:00,831
- I've been trying to
- text Scott all night.
- 684
- 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,532
- We need to call the police.
- 685
- 00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,302
- Man of honor fail
- is an inside joke
- 686
- 00:35:05,304 --> 00:35:07,337
- and Gore was
- probably in on the prank.
- 687
- 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:08,839
- We'll just wait
- for them to scare me
- 688
- 00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:11,274
- and then I will kill them.
- 689
- 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:15,545
- -You're not looking
- to come with us, are you?
- -No.
- 690
- 00:35:15,547 --> 00:35:17,681
- I should stay
- with my friend here.
- 691
- 00:35:17,683 --> 00:35:19,316
- Are you going to be okay?
- 692
- 00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:20,383
- [knife clinking]
- 693
- 00:35:20,385 --> 00:35:21,451
- I'll be fine.
- 694
- 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,187
- [door creaking]
- 695
- 00:35:24,189 --> 00:35:25,155
- [crickets chirping]
- 696
- 00:35:25,157 --> 00:35:26,790
- Alexis! Gore!
- 697
- 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,792
- Shh, turn that thing off.
- 698
- 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,227
- We need to be stealth.
- 699
- 00:35:31,563 --> 00:35:33,163
- Okay, I can't see.
- 700
- 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,798
- Your eyes will adjust.
- 701
- 00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:39,769
- [door creaking]
- 702
- 00:35:41,473 --> 00:35:43,273
- -[Eileen sighing]
- -Coast is clear.
- 703
- 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:48,378
- While we're here,
- we could just finish the--
- 704
- 00:35:49,248 --> 00:35:50,480
- Stealth.
- 705
- 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,282
- People are coming tomorrow.
- 706
- 00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:54,851
- -To a blood bath.
- -[Mia sighs]
- 707
- 00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:59,356
- [Flynn voiceover] Recovering
- from an accidental glutening.
- Hydration is key.
- 708
- 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:01,558
- Reach for
- electrolyte-rich beverages
- 709
- 00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:02,759
- such as coconut water.
- 710
- 00:36:04,563 --> 00:36:06,163
- [grunting]
- 711
- 00:36:11,270 --> 00:36:13,170
- [cap clattering]
- 712
- 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:15,238
- -[message alert tinkling]
- -[Flynn gulping]
- 713
- 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,373
- [Scott] He didn't make it.
- 714
- 00:36:16,375 --> 00:36:17,440
- So sorry.
- 715
- 00:36:17,442 --> 00:36:19,309
- [Flynn spitting]
- 716
- 00:36:19,778 --> 00:36:22,179
- [panting]
- 717
- 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,716
- [Flynn crying]
- 718
- 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,421
- [message alert tinkling]
- 719
- 00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:33,790
- [man] You're next.
- 720
- 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:36,326
- [dark eerie music]
- 721
- 00:36:42,201 --> 00:36:42,866
- -[door creaking]
- -[tense pulsing music]
- 722
- 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:45,302
- Mia! Mia!
- 723
- 00:36:45,771 --> 00:36:47,204
- Mia!
- 724
- 00:36:48,774 --> 00:36:51,641
- [suspenseful music]
- 725
- 00:36:59,484 --> 00:37:02,652
- [mysterious music]
- 726
- 00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:05,288
- [Paulette voiceover]
- If you're afraid to
- talk about this wedding,
- 727
- 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,691
- it's obviously a mistake.
- 728
- 00:37:07,693 --> 00:37:08,892
- [sent message whooshing]
- 729
- 00:37:08,894 --> 00:37:10,560
- -[dramatic music]
- -Jesus!
- 730
- 00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:11,494
- Oh, hey.
- 731
- 00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:14,764
- Are you okay?
- 732
- 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,832
- Amazing.
- 733
- 00:37:17,536 --> 00:37:19,336
- What are you doing out here?
- 734
- 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:20,537
- I needed some fresh air.
- 735
- 00:37:20,539 --> 00:37:21,471
- You?
- 736
- 00:37:23,575 --> 00:37:26,276
- I, uh, gave the best man
- shrooms to calm his nerves,
- 737
- 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:28,812
- but it freaked him out
- and now I can't find him.
- 738
- 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,715
- You gave him
- shrooms to calm his nerves?
- 739
- 00:37:31,717 --> 00:37:33,850
- [sighs] For tomorrow
- not like right now.
- 740
- 00:37:33,852 --> 00:37:35,585
- You don't have any pot?
- 741
- 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,955
- I thought that would have been
- better right before his speech.
- 742
- 00:37:38,957 --> 00:37:40,924
- So you do have pot.
- 743
- 00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,460
- [mattress rustling]
- 744
- 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:47,764
- Oh, maybe we could smother
- Trask with one of these.
- 745
- 00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,634
- ¶ Oh oh oh oh ¶
- 746
- 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,969
- Oh, is that how you yawn?
- 747
- 00:37:52,971 --> 00:37:54,904
- [binder thudding]
- 748
- 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,274
- You're like a big
- opera singer now, right?
- 749
- 00:37:57,276 --> 00:38:00,844
- -I love that #whatadivadoes.
- -Thanks.
- 750
- 00:38:01,613 --> 00:38:03,913
- I just looked at your profile
- every once in a while
- 751
- 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,482
- -to see what you're up to.
- -[tense music]
- 752
- 00:38:05,884 --> 00:38:08,852
- Yeah, sorry about not accepting
- your friend request yet.
- 753
- 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,587
- I just got really
- busy with the wedding,
- 754
- 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,855
- so, you know, haven't had--
- 755
- 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,590
- [gasps] Oh my gosh.
- 756
- 00:38:15,027 --> 00:38:17,394
- This camp is so adorbs
- 757
- 00:38:17,396 --> 00:38:18,928
- and so un-PC.
- 758
- 00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:20,797
- "Retarded"?
- 759
- 00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,966
- What decade did
- these kids come from?
- 760
- 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,935
- [Mia] I don't know. I think
- they haven't had campers
- for a while.
- 761
- 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,306
- [Dalvero] At your cabin.
- 762
- 00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:30,607
- Where you at?
- 763
- 00:38:30,609 --> 00:38:31,641
- Oh my gosh.
- 764
- 00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,543
- This could be a trap.
- 765
- 00:38:33,545 --> 00:38:34,744
- We should get Flynn's knife
- 766
- 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,613
- and take one of
- these mattresses.
- 767
- 00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,158
- [message alert dings]
- 768
- 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,692
- [Paulette] If you're afraid
- to talk about this wedding,
- 769
- 00:38:49,695 --> 00:38:52,729
- it's obviously a mistake.
- 770
- 00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:55,398
- [keypad clicking]
- 771
- 00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,635
- [message alert dings]
- 772
- 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:01,004
- [Mia] Eileen's cray. She is
- going to ruin the wedding.
- 773
- 00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:06,810
- -Can you take care of her?
- -[keypad clicking]
- 774
- 00:39:06,812 --> 00:39:09,913
- [Dalvero voiceover] You
- mean like be really nice to her
- 775
- 00:39:09,915 --> 00:39:13,483
- -so she's not so cray?
- -[sent message whooshing]
- 776
- 00:39:13,485 --> 00:39:14,417
- [message alert dings]
- 777
- 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,753
- [Mia] No, not nice.
- 778
- 00:39:18,123 --> 00:39:21,891
- -[keypad clicking]
- -[Dalvero voiceover] Like,
- scare her away?
- 779
- 00:39:21,893 --> 00:39:23,393
- [sent message whooshing]
- 780
- 00:39:24,730 --> 00:39:25,595
- [message alert dings]
- 781
- 00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:29,466
- [Mia] Fine. Fine.
- 782
- 00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:31,534
- [Mia sighs]
- 783
- 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,137
- Fine.
- 784
- 00:39:38,410 --> 00:39:39,376
- Fine!
- 785
- 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,048
- -[keypad clicking]
- -[Dalvero voiceover] Not
- sure I'm down with this plan.
- 786
- 00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,585
- [keypad clicking]
- 787
- 00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:51,721
- So I'll scare her, okay?
- 788
- 00:39:52,858 --> 00:39:54,491
- [alert tapping]
- 789
- 00:39:58,630 --> 00:39:59,863
- [phone ringing]
- 790
- 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:01,097
- [Mia] Thank you for contacting
- 791
- 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,966
- How to Be Your Best Diva.
- 792
- 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:04,667
- Email's really the
- best way to reach me.
- 793
- 00:40:04,669 --> 00:40:05,802
- #whata...
- 794
- 00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:07,937
- [keypad clicking]
- 795
- 00:40:07,939 --> 00:40:10,540
- -[Trask] Dalvero's
- totally sprung for that girl.
- -[Paulette] Mm-m.
- 796
- 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:12,776
- He wouldn't even go in
- the vicinity of a strip club.
- 797
- 00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:15,412
- [sighs] That's not sprung.
- 798
- 00:40:15,414 --> 00:40:18,548
- -That's whipped.
- -[message alert beeping]
- 799
- 00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:19,716
- Am I interrupting something?
- 800
- 00:40:19,718 --> 00:40:21,151
- No, um, no.
- 801
- 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:25,655
- So what are you doing right now?
- 802
- 00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,590
- Getting some fresh air,
- remember?
- 803
- 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:30,527
- [Trask chuckling]
- 804
- 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:32,962
- I'm going to show you something.
- 805
- 00:40:32,964 --> 00:40:35,498
- [Paulette grunts]
- 806
- 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,599
- Fucking hell.
- 807
- 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,172
- Fucking outdoors, right?
- 808
- 00:40:42,174 --> 00:40:44,040
- [branches cracking]
- 809
- 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:44,908
- [fabric ripping]
- 810
- 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:45,842
- Shit.
- 811
- 00:40:50,048 --> 00:40:52,715
- Where the fuck are we going?
- 812
- 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:54,884
- [fabric ripping]
- 813
- 00:40:58,089 --> 00:40:59,022
- Follow me.
- 814
- 00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:02,759
- [gentle music]
- 815
- 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:10,800
- [dial clacking]
- 816
- 00:41:12,103 --> 00:41:14,003
- [phone ringing]
- 817
- 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,904
- -[phone buzzing]
- -[car rattling]
- 818
- 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:18,975
- [tense music]
- 819
- 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,995
- [refrigerator rattling]
- 820
- 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:42,932
- [Dalvero] Jack?
- 821
- 00:41:42,934 --> 00:41:44,567
- [ominous music]
- 822
- 00:41:44,569 --> 00:41:45,602
- Jack?
- 823
- 00:41:51,776 --> 00:41:52,675
- [Jack panting]
- 824
- 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,710
- Gore?
- 825
- 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:55,144
- [eerie music]
- 826
- 00:41:55,146 --> 00:41:57,247
- Jack, what are you doing?
- 827
- 00:41:58,783 --> 00:41:59,716
- Shit.
- 828
- 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:07,657
- Jack?
- 829
- 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:16,833
- [dark eerie music]
- 830
- 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:17,834
- Oh, yeah.
- 831
- 00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:19,903
- He got her.
- 832
- 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,772
- Maybe she was chopping something
- 833
- 00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,841
- and she cut herself.
- 834
- 00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:25,875
- Are you high?
- 835
- 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:29,712
- Either Trask or
- your husband-to-be
- 836
- 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:33,149
- or both or someone else
- is killing everyone.
- 837
- 00:42:34,019 --> 00:42:35,785
- But we haven't found a body.
- 838
- 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:41,157
- That's beet juice.
- 839
- 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:43,059
- -[Eileen scoffs]
- -[ominous music]
- 840
- 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:50,900
- Everyone is missing.
- We need to find a landline
- and call 9-fucking-1-1.
- 841
- 00:42:50,902 --> 00:42:54,170
- Unless you want
- to deliver your vows
- to a room full of coffins.
- 842
- 00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:58,741
- If you would like to
- explain creepy selfies to 9-1-1,
- be my guest.
- 843
- 00:42:58,743 --> 00:43:01,878
- I'm going to go find Dalvero
- and I'm going to
- sort this whole thing out.
- 844
- 00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,580
- -I don't want you to die!
- -Oh, you're
- 845
- 00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:04,814
- wrinkling the dress.
- 846
- 00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:08,184
- [Eileen panting]
- 847
- 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:13,189
- [crickets chirping]
- 848
- 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,128
- -[man] You're next.
- -[refrigerator rattling]
- 849
- 00:43:19,130 --> 00:43:21,798
- [eerie music]
- 850
- 00:43:31,042 --> 00:43:32,642
- [keypad clicking]
- 851
- 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,613
- [Eileen voiceover] You're next.
- 852
- 00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:38,147
- Hey, boo boo.
- 853
- 00:43:41,987 --> 00:43:42,919
- Dalvero.
- 854
- 00:43:45,390 --> 00:43:47,190
- Where the fuck is everybody?
- 855
- 00:43:48,193 --> 00:43:49,158
- [sighs]
- 856
- 00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:52,996
- [zipper zipping]
- 857
- 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,875
- [Holly] Hey, Mia.
- I've been trying
- to call you all day.
- 858
- 00:44:05,877 --> 00:44:08,745
- Your fiancé picked up the
- wrong dress from the tailor.
- 859
- 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:11,381
- But amazingly, this dress
- is very close to your size
- 860
- 00:44:11,383 --> 00:44:14,917
- and should just fit barring
- any deviation from your diet
- and exercise regime.
- 861
- 00:44:14,919 --> 00:44:16,953
- My deepest
- apologies for the mishap.
- 862
- 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:18,855
- -Holly.
- -[Mia sighs]
- 863
- 00:44:18,857 --> 00:44:21,924
- [eerie music]
- 864
- 00:44:21,926 --> 00:44:24,727
- [Mia screaming]
- 865
- 00:44:26,064 --> 00:44:28,364
- [phone ringing]
- 866
- 00:44:28,366 --> 00:44:30,133
- [operator] 9-1-1,
- where's your emergency?
- 867
- 00:44:30,135 --> 00:44:31,000
- [dramatic music]
- 868
- 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:31,868
- Now who's next?
- 869
- 00:44:31,870 --> 00:44:33,403
- [gasps] You're alive!
- 870
- 00:44:33,405 --> 00:44:34,303
- Funny.
- 871
- 00:44:34,305 --> 00:44:36,372
- [panting] Okay.
- 872
- 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,008
- You faked your own death
- to throw us off.
- 873
- 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,109
- Genius.
- 874
- 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:42,979
- [chuckles] Except beet juice?
- 875
- 00:44:42,981 --> 00:44:43,913
- Cut the bull.
- 876
- 00:44:45,183 --> 00:44:47,817
- -Is my son alive?
- -[tense music]
- 877
- 00:44:47,819 --> 00:44:49,752
- Frame me all you want.
- 878
- 00:44:49,754 --> 00:44:51,788
- You're the one who
- disappeared for hours
- 879
- 00:44:51,790 --> 00:44:53,456
- clearly to set traps for us.
- 880
- 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,191
- Are you even gluten-free?
- 881
- 00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:56,726
- I have celiac disease.
- 882
- 00:44:56,728 --> 00:44:58,161
- What did
- accomplice do to my son?
- 883
- 00:44:58,163 --> 00:45:00,396
- [grunts] Do you
- even have a child?
- 884
- 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:04,133
- Or is it like you
- invented an imaginary son
- 885
- 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:08,171
- to get attention and
- now your fantasy is crumbling
- 886
- 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:10,273
- and you have to
- kill off everyone by...
- 887
- 00:45:11,276 --> 00:45:12,909
- [tense music]
- 888
- 00:45:12,911 --> 00:45:14,744
- [shelves scraping]
- 889
- 00:45:14,746 --> 00:45:16,279
- -[Mia grunting]
- -[insect chirping]
- 890
- 00:45:16,281 --> 00:45:18,347
- [sighs]
- 891
- 00:45:30,261 --> 00:45:32,361
- -[grunts]
- -[bed clattering]
- 892
- 00:45:32,363 --> 00:45:34,430
- [screaming]
- 893
- 00:45:43,975 --> 00:45:46,476
- [footsteps crunching]
- 894
- 00:45:48,446 --> 00:45:50,313
- [Trask]
- What'd I tell you, right?
- 895
- 00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:53,382
- Wow.
- 896
- 00:45:54,018 --> 00:45:55,218
- You got any more weed?
- 897
- 00:45:55,220 --> 00:45:57,286
- Oh, I got some good shit
- 898
- 00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:58,254
- like you died
- and went to heaven.
- 899
- 00:45:58,256 --> 00:45:59,856
- I'm pretty sure
- 900
- 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:01,424
- -I wouldn't like heaven.
- -[belt clanking]
- 901
- 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,931
- -What are you doing?
- -I'm getting comfortable.
- 902
- 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,033
- It's a hot night,
- don't you think?
- 903
- 00:46:11,035 --> 00:46:15,104
- Wow.
- Does like say hello to my
- package normally work for you?
- 904
- 00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:16,305
- [scoffs] No.
- 905
- 00:46:30,421 --> 00:46:32,355
- You should be
- like way more dominant.
- 906
- 00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:38,828
- [grunts]
- 907
- 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:40,263
- Better?
- 908
- 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:41,197
- Kind of.
- 909
- 00:46:54,879 --> 00:46:56,245
- [door creaking]
- 910
- 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,049
- [Mia sighs]
- 911
- 00:47:00,985 --> 00:47:02,218
- [message alert dings]
- 912
- 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,388
- [Annie] Hey,
- sorry for the super late notice,
- 913
- 00:47:05,390 --> 00:47:07,523
- but we can't
- make it to the wedding.
- 914
- 00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:11,928
- The car broke down and it won't
- be fixed till next week.
- Sad face.
- 915
- 00:47:12,463 --> 00:47:15,998
- [Mia voiceover]
- I already put in the
- headcount to the caterers.
- 916
- 00:47:17,001 --> 00:47:19,235
- Can't you rent a car?
- That is so rude.
- 917
- 00:47:19,237 --> 00:47:20,169
- -[sent message whooshing]
- -[foot thudding]
- 918
- 00:47:20,171 --> 00:47:21,170
- Gee.
- 919
- 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:22,605
- Sorry.
- 920
- 00:47:23,508 --> 00:47:25,174
- Are you all right?
- 921
- 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:28,511
- Alexis?
- 922
- 00:47:33,284 --> 00:47:34,283
- Alexis?
- 923
- 00:47:37,422 --> 00:47:39,455
- Girl, you got-- what are you--
- 924
- 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,358
- Oh my God.
- 925
- 00:47:55,974 --> 00:47:56,906
- Oh my God.
- 926
- 00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,208
- Oh my God.
- 927
- 00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:02,511
- Oh my God.
- 928
- 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:04,647
- [dramatic music]
- 929
- 00:48:04,649 --> 00:48:08,551
- -[tense pulsing music]
- -[crickets chirping]
- 930
- 00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,659
- [car rumbling]
- 931
- 00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,028
- [message alert beeping]
- 932
- 00:48:19,030 --> 00:48:21,197
- [Mia]
- Come to the playhouse ASAP.
- 933
- 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,970
- [keypad clicking]
- 934
- 00:48:30,642 --> 00:48:32,241
- [panting] Oh God.
- 935
- 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:35,044
- [phone ringing]
- 936
- 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,513
- [phone beeping]
- 937
- 00:48:37,515 --> 00:48:39,515
- Come on, come on!
- 938
- 00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,083
- [phone ringing]
- 939
- 00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:42,385
- [sputtering]
- 940
- 00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,053
- Come on, come on.
- 941
- 00:48:44,055 --> 00:48:47,423
- -[message alert dings]
- -[tinkling music]
- 942
- 00:48:47,425 --> 00:48:50,927
- [man] Hide the body. No one can
- know or there'll be more.
- 943
- 00:48:50,929 --> 00:48:53,062
- [dark eerie music]
- 944
- 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:55,965
- [eerie music]
- 945
- 00:48:55,967 --> 00:48:56,699
- Shit.
- 946
- 00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,168
- What the fuck?
- 947
- 00:49:00,939 --> 00:49:02,638
- [message alert dings]
- 948
- 00:49:03,207 --> 00:49:06,375
- [Queena] Great news.
- The videographer was approved.
- 949
- 00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:09,011
- Can you just
- resend me the camp address?
- 950
- 00:49:09,013 --> 00:49:10,246
- Can't seem to find it.
- 951
- 00:49:10,248 --> 00:49:12,114
- -See you tomorrow.
- -What?
- 952
- 00:49:14,052 --> 00:49:17,320
- -Uh, do.
- -[message alert dings]
- 953
- 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,254
- [man] Hide it now!
- 954
- 00:49:18,589 --> 00:49:21,190
- [dark eerie music]
- 955
- 00:49:26,464 --> 00:49:28,965
- [thudding music]
- 956
- 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:30,032
- [canoe scraping]
- 957
- 00:49:30,034 --> 00:49:32,335
- [ominous music]
- 958
- 00:49:32,337 --> 00:49:34,670
- [scary music]
- 959
- 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:35,972
- [canoe scraping]
- 960
- 00:49:35,974 --> 00:49:38,975
- [crickets chirping]
- 961
- 00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:40,343
- Jack!
- 962
- 00:49:42,113 --> 00:49:43,446
- Trask, what the hell, man?
- 963
- 00:49:47,452 --> 00:49:48,384
- Gore?
- 964
- 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:51,988
- What's going on?
- 965
- 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:55,491
- Is this some kind of game?
- 966
- 00:49:57,562 --> 00:50:01,464
- I know Mia has
- been kind of intense
- 967
- 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:04,600
- with the wedding prep
- and the man of honor checklist.
- 968
- 00:50:04,602 --> 00:50:07,236
- She BBC'd me.
- 969
- 00:50:07,238 --> 00:50:09,472
- But she really
- just wants this to be
- 970
- 00:50:09,474 --> 00:50:11,073
- a wonderful
- experience for everyone.
- 971
- 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:16,312
- Uh, look, I know
- you've known her half her life
- 972
- 00:50:16,314 --> 00:50:19,615
- and I'm just some guy
- in a long line of guys.
- 973
- 00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:22,685
- I don't really want to know how
- long so please don't tell me.
- 974
- 00:50:22,687 --> 00:50:26,155
- But seriously I'd
- do anything for her.
- 975
- 00:50:27,392 --> 00:50:28,724
- I know you would, too.
- 976
- 00:50:28,726 --> 00:50:32,028
- I mean, if you were straight,
- you would
- probably be marrying her.
- 977
- 00:50:32,029 --> 00:50:35,331
- So, yeah,
- I feel some competition there
- 978
- 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,167
- but I also think
- of you as a friend.
- 979
- 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,437
- I hope you think
- of me as one, too.
- 980
- 00:50:41,439 --> 00:50:44,740
- And maybe this is premature,
- but if we decide to have kids,
- 981
- 00:50:44,742 --> 00:50:46,542
- we're thinking
- you'd be the godfather.
- 982
- 00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,080
- [tense music]
- 983
- 00:50:51,082 --> 00:50:51,814
- Gore?
- 984
- 00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:05,127
- [eerie music]
- 985
- 00:51:07,065 --> 00:51:08,697
- [Trask] I'm just like
- trying to be sure what--
- 986
- 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,133
- -[Paulette] No more talking.
- No more talking.
- -All right.
- 987
- 00:51:11,135 --> 00:51:12,201
- -What are going to do?
- -This is feeling much--
- 988
- 00:51:12,203 --> 00:51:14,303
- -[dramatic music]
- -Fuck!
- 989
- 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,738
- [Paulette] Fuck!
- 990
- 00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:16,772
- What the fuck?
- 991
- 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,442
- [scary music]
- 992
- 00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:27,516
- -[message alert dings]
- -Jesus.
- 993
- 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:30,619
- [Instagram] TraskMan
- posted to #MiaCampWedding.
- 994
- 00:51:35,493 --> 00:51:37,560
- [door creaking]
- 995
- 00:51:37,562 --> 00:51:41,597
- [singing in opera]
- 996
- 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:44,700
- -Oh.
- -What the crap was that?
- 997
- 00:51:44,702 --> 00:51:47,436
- I read a story about an
- opera singer who got mugged
- 998
- 00:51:47,438 --> 00:51:50,106
- and then she sang a crazy high
- note and then he ran away.
- 999
- 00:51:50,108 --> 00:51:54,877
- Well, we're all safe now, okay?
- Eileen was behind everything
- but I locked her in the fridge.
- 1000
- 00:51:54,879 --> 00:51:58,247
- Wait, what? But Eileen was
- with us the whole time.
- 1001
- 00:51:58,249 --> 00:51:59,648
- Yes, I know. She must've done
- it all before we got up
- 1002
- 00:51:59,650 --> 00:52:01,383
- and then posted
- the photos later.
- 1003
- 00:52:01,385 --> 00:52:03,419
- I even found
- her Polaroid camera.
- 1004
- 00:52:04,489 --> 00:52:05,454
- Oh my God.
- 1005
- 00:52:07,525 --> 00:52:09,325
- Is that your dress?
- 1006
- 00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,493
- No.
- 1007
- 00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,394
- Dalvero picked up the wrong one.
- 1008
- 00:52:12,396 --> 00:52:14,263
- Shit, sorry.
- 1009
- 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:19,168
- -Is that why you
- needed me here ASAP?
- -Yes.
- 1010
- 00:52:19,170 --> 00:52:21,904
- Sorry, but I need to
- check on Jefferson, okay?
- 1011
- 00:52:21,906 --> 00:52:23,606
- You don't mind if I
- take Dalvero's car to Brooklyn?
- 1012
- 00:52:23,608 --> 00:52:25,841
- Are you sure that
- he's in imminent danger?
- 1013
- 00:52:25,843 --> 00:52:27,443
- [keypad clicking]
- 1014
- 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,147
- And then seconds later...
- 1015
- 00:52:31,149 --> 00:52:32,882
- [keypad clicking]
- 1016
- 00:52:35,153 --> 00:52:37,353
- -Whoa.
- -Right?
- 1017
- 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:41,390
- Okay, do you think that
- there is also a killer here?
- 1018
- 00:52:41,792 --> 00:52:42,658
- Killer?
- 1019
- 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:43,759
- Is someone dead?
- 1020
- 00:52:45,596 --> 00:52:46,762
- No, no.
- 1021
- 00:52:48,533 --> 00:52:49,732
- No, just the selfies.
- 1022
- 00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:51,400
- Eileen probably roofied them.
- 1023
- 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:52,801
- Who knows what she's capable of.
- 1024
- 00:52:52,803 --> 00:52:54,570
- She was
- projecting her crimes on me.
- 1025
- 00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:56,572
- It's just all so sick and weird.
- 1026
- 00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:59,942
- -I should have told her
- about the email mix-up.
- -Don't blame yourself.
- 1027
- 00:52:59,944 --> 00:53:02,278
- This country is a disaster when
- dealing with mental illness.
- 1028
- 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,513
- Okay, I'm going to go
- find service and call 9-1-1.
- 1029
- 00:53:04,515 --> 00:53:07,349
- You just stay here and
- wait for the police, okay?
- 1030
- 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,952
- [gentle music]
- 1031
- 00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:13,255
- -[message alerts beeping]
- -[refrigerator rattling]
- 1032
- 00:53:13,257 --> 00:53:15,858
- [Eileen crying]
- 1033
- 00:53:16,861 --> 00:53:19,662
- [ominous music]
- 1034
- 00:53:21,465 --> 00:53:24,600
- ¶ Mine eyes have seen the glory¶
- 1035
- 00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:27,703
- ¶ Of the coming the Lord¶
- 1036
- 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:31,540
- ¶ He has
- Trampled out the vintage ¶
- 1037
- 00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,809
- ¶ Where the grapes of wrath
- Are stored ¶
- 1038
- 00:53:34,445 --> 00:53:35,711
- [dramatic music]
- 1039
- 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:39,949
- [Fitbit] Congratulations. You've
- had your most active day yet.
- 1040
- 00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:42,518
- -Way to go.
- -[message alert dings]
- 1041
- 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,752
- [Dalvero] Hey,
- why'd you run from me?
- 1042
- 00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:44,987
- I need your help with Gore.
- 1043
- 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,622
- I think he's really hurt.
- 1044
- 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:47,856
- Meet me at the canoes.
- 1045
- 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:51,627
- [Paulette gasping]
- 1046
- 00:53:52,897 --> 00:53:55,531
- One, two, three,
- four, five, six, seven,
- 1047
- 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:57,533
- eight, nine, ten.
- 1048
- 00:53:57,535 --> 00:53:58,534
- Shit!
- 1049
- 00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:00,236
- [keypad clicking]
- 1050
- 00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:02,838
- [phone ringing]
- 1051
- 00:54:05,276 --> 00:54:07,476
- One, two,
- three, four, five, six,
- 1052
- 00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,777
- seven, eight, nine, ten.
- 1053
- 00:54:08,779 --> 00:54:13,916
- -[phone beeping]
- -Oh! Okay.
- 1054
- 00:54:14,252 --> 00:54:16,685
- [Dalvero] Hey, big favor, can
- you meet Paulette by the camp
- entrance and give her
- 1055
- 00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:20,656
- that lap dance and more?
- She needs to chill the fuck out.
- 1056
- 00:54:20,658 --> 00:54:21,957
- [Trask] For real?
- 1057
- 00:54:21,959 --> 00:54:23,892
- Not cheating on my wife.
- 1058
- 00:54:23,894 --> 00:54:25,861
- [Dalvero] Guess
- you're not ready to be VP.
- 1059
- 00:54:25,863 --> 00:54:27,296
- [panting] What?
- 1060
- 00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,364
- -[message beeping]
- -Oh my--
- 1061
- 00:54:28,366 --> 00:54:29,832
- [man] Hide the body.
- 1062
- 00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,867
- No one can know
- or there'll be more.
- 1063
- 00:54:31,869 --> 00:54:33,802
- [ominous music]
- 1064
- 00:54:33,804 --> 00:54:34,737
- Oh, um.
- 1065
- 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:37,840
- [grunts]
- 1066
- 00:54:37,842 --> 00:54:40,676
- [zipper zips]
- 1067
- 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,981
- [gun clicking]
- 1068
- 00:54:45,983 --> 00:54:46,915
- Why?
- 1069
- 00:54:52,657 --> 00:54:55,557
- [message beeping]
- 1070
- 00:54:56,961 --> 00:54:58,761
- [man] Hide it now.
- 1071
- 00:54:59,597 --> 00:55:03,399
- -[door thudding]
- -¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- 1072
- 00:55:03,401 --> 00:55:07,469
- ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- 1073
- 00:55:07,471 --> 00:55:10,439
- [crickets chirping]
- 1074
- 00:55:10,441 --> 00:55:12,908
- [eerie music]
- 1075
- 00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:20,816
- [Dalvero] Shit.
- 1076
- 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:23,052
- [canoe thudding]
- 1077
- 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:29,892
- [Dalvero grunting]
- 1078
- 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:34,663
- Oh fuck, oh fuck.
- 1079
- 00:55:36,534 --> 00:55:37,866
- [message beeping]
- 1080
- 00:55:37,868 --> 00:55:39,668
- [panting]
- 1081
- 00:55:39,670 --> 00:55:41,036
- [Mia] Uh, sorry, Gore thought
- 1082
- 00:55:41,038 --> 00:55:42,705
- he was supposed to scare you.
- 1083
- 00:55:42,707 --> 00:55:44,640
- Eileen's in the cafeteria.
- 1084
- 00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:47,810
- -[keypad clicking]
- -[Dalvero]
- So I'll scare her, okay?
- 1085
- 00:55:49,947 --> 00:55:51,480
- [phone thudding]
- 1086
- 00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:54,850
- [panting]
- 1087
- 00:55:56,921 --> 00:55:58,954
- [tense music]
- 1088
- 00:56:03,461 --> 00:56:05,761
- [message beeping]
- 1089
- 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,597
- [Eileen] Should have cut
- me when you had the chance.
- 1090
- 00:56:08,599 --> 00:56:09,998
- [dramatic music]
- 1091
- 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,667
- [ominous music]
- 1092
- 00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:12,868
- [Eileen]
- ¶ The fateful lightning ¶
- 1093
- 00:56:13,371 --> 00:56:15,938
- ¶ Of his terrible swift sword ¶
- 1094
- 00:56:15,940 --> 00:56:19,675
- ¶ His truth is marching on ¶
- 1095
- 00:56:20,978 --> 00:56:25,814
- -¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- -[cart clattering]
- 1096
- 00:56:25,816 --> 00:56:30,686
- ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- 1097
- 00:56:31,422 --> 00:56:36,558
- ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- 1098
- 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:37,793
- ¶ His truth ¶
- 1099
- 00:56:37,795 --> 00:56:39,928
- [Dalvero] Leave this place.
- 1100
- 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:41,764
- [feet thudding]
- 1101
- 00:56:41,766 --> 00:56:43,699
- [shelves creaking]
- 1102
- 00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,934
- [shelves clattering]
- 1103
- 00:56:52,042 --> 00:56:56,678
- -[liquid dripping]
- -[ominous music]
- 1104
- 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,180
- Where the fuck are you going?
- 1105
- 00:56:58,182 --> 00:56:59,948
- [tires screeching]
- 1106
- 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,717
- [message alert dings]
- 1107
- 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:04,553
- [Queena] Please
- send that address ASAP.
- 1108
- 00:57:04,555 --> 00:57:06,588
- The crew needs to
- get up there early.
- 1109
- 00:57:07,825 --> 00:57:10,726
- -[keypad clicking]
- -[Mia voiceover] Sorry,
- it's one Pocumtuck Road,
- 1110
- 00:57:10,728 --> 00:57:13,729
- Hennecker-Keen,
- Massachusetts, 01313.
- 1111
- 00:57:13,731 --> 00:57:15,931
- -Can't wait to finally
- meet you.
- -[door thudding]
- 1112
- 00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:17,866
- ¶ Oh oh oh oh ¶
- 1113
- 00:57:17,868 --> 00:57:19,935
- Oh my God, my TV dinner dream!
- 1114
- 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:20,969
- Wow, you can sing.
- 1115
- 00:57:20,971 --> 00:57:22,905
- Is that your wedding dress?
- 1116
- 00:57:22,907 --> 00:57:23,906
- Uh.
- 1117
- 00:57:24,975 --> 00:57:26,708
- What did gluten-free tell you?
- 1118
- 00:57:28,979 --> 00:57:31,146
- [sputters] It's called
- being framed.
- 1119
- 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:32,114
- Where is she?
- 1120
- 00:57:32,116 --> 00:57:35,551
- Saving her son
- from your accomplice.
- 1121
- 00:57:35,553 --> 00:57:38,520
- I don't have any friends
- that would kill children for me.
- 1122
- 00:57:38,522 --> 00:57:41,190
- Have you ever
- even met this Jefferson?
- 1123
- 00:57:41,192 --> 00:57:43,792
- Yes, several times.
- 1124
- 00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:46,195
- [scoffs]
- She could have rented a baby.
- 1125
- 00:57:48,933 --> 00:57:51,767
- [scoffs] Jesus, Mia.
- 1126
- 00:57:51,769 --> 00:57:54,837
- People are dying and
- you're still inviting bloggers?
- 1127
- 00:57:54,839 --> 00:57:55,904
- Nobody's dying.
- 1128
- 00:57:55,906 --> 00:57:57,139
- [screams]
- 1129
- 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,875
- [gasps] Oh, oh my God!
- 1130
- 00:58:01,011 --> 00:58:03,045
- Jesus, Mia, is she okay?
- 1131
- 00:58:03,481 --> 00:58:05,614
- -Uh--
- -Have you checked her pulse?
- 1132
- 00:58:05,616 --> 00:58:07,082
- Yeah,
- I don't know how to do that.
- 1133
- 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:08,851
- We took CPR together.
- 1134
- 00:58:08,853 --> 00:58:11,753
- [man] No one can know
- or there'll be more.
- 1135
- 00:58:11,755 --> 00:58:13,155
- Well, she's not alive.
- 1136
- 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,257
- She's your friend
- and you're still trying
- 1137
- 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:16,925
- to make this wedding happen?
- 1138
- 00:58:18,229 --> 00:58:19,161
- She's fine.
- 1139
- 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:25,234
- She just has one of
- those artificial hearts
- 1140
- 00:58:26,737 --> 00:58:28,036
- that has no pulse.
- 1141
- 00:58:31,075 --> 00:58:32,274
- [dark eerie music]
- 1142
- 00:58:32,776 --> 00:58:35,143
- [GPS] When possible,
- make a U-turn.
- 1143
- 00:58:36,013 --> 00:58:38,213
- When possible, make a U-turn.
- 1144
- 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,949
- What the fuck, lady?
- I just made a fucking U-turn.
- 1145
- 00:58:40,951 --> 00:58:41,884
- Jesus.
- 1146
- 00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,888
- [tense music]
- 1147
- 00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:49,691
- [crickets chirping]
- 1148
- 00:58:55,132 --> 00:58:56,999
- [Gore thudding]
- 1149
- 00:58:58,602 --> 00:58:59,535
- Sorry.
- 1150
- 00:59:19,957 --> 00:59:22,057
- This is me
- chilling the fuck out!
- 1151
- 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:25,661
- What did you do to Jefferson?
- 1152
- 00:59:26,830 --> 00:59:29,197
- -Jefferson?
- -My son.
- 1153
- 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,167
- -I thought he was in Brooklyn.
- -Don't fuck with me.
- 1154
- 00:59:32,169 --> 00:59:35,804
- -What are you doing with a gun?
- -It's not mine.
- 1155
- 00:59:35,806 --> 00:59:38,907
- Oh, does it belong
- to your Bloody Eight friend?
- 1156
- 00:59:38,909 --> 00:59:40,943
- You two team up
- to ruin Mia's wedding
- 1157
- 00:59:40,945 --> 00:59:43,045
- and harvest my son's stem cells?
- 1158
- 00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,646
- Nope.
- 1159
- 00:59:44,648 --> 00:59:47,649
- What are you
- doing with Dalvero's car?
- 1160
- 00:59:48,652 --> 00:59:49,785
- I'm borrowing it.
- 1161
- 00:59:50,788 --> 00:59:51,853
- Perfect.
- 1162
- 00:59:53,924 --> 00:59:57,960
- Let's borrow it back to camp
- and clear this whole thing up.
- 1163
- 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:09,738
- [dark eerie music]
- 1164
- 01:00:11,175 --> 01:00:13,976
- [door creaking]
- 1165
- 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:22,284
- [Dalvero sighs]
- 1166
- 01:00:22,286 --> 01:00:25,153
- [Dalvero growls]
- 1167
- 01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:29,625
- I'm really sorry
- about the email mix-up.
- 1168
- 01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:32,394
- I should have said something.
- I just gave you the wrong--
- 1169
- 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,395
- Game over, Mia.
- 1170
- 01:00:34,798 --> 01:00:37,099
- Inviting me here
- was no accident.
- 1171
- 01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:39,635
- You wanted revenge.
- 1172
- 01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:41,903
- Revenge for what?
- 1173
- 01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:44,072
- "Star Search."
- 1174
- 01:00:44,308 --> 01:00:48,043
- "Star Search" was 20 years ago.
- I'm over it.
- 1175
- 01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:53,782
- You're telling me you're not
- at all upset that I didn't
- pick you up that morning
- 1176
- 01:00:53,784 --> 01:00:56,752
- and you missed your audition
- for the talent competition
- 1177
- 01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:58,253
- of the late '80s, early '90s.
- 1178
- 01:00:58,756 --> 01:01:00,188
- Yeah, your house
- got hit by heat lightning
- 1179
- 01:01:00,190 --> 01:01:04,059
- and your alarm got reset.
- 1180
- 01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:06,361
- And you're totally fine
- that I went the next day
- 1181
- 01:01:06,363 --> 01:01:07,295
- and booked it.
- 1182
- 01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:11,199
- We only got 1 1/4 stars.
- 1183
- 01:01:11,201 --> 01:01:14,336
- And still managed to land a
- Disney Channel Japan contract.
- 1184
- 01:01:15,105 --> 01:01:17,139
- Okay, but that
- wasn't really Disney Channel.
- 1185
- 01:01:17,141 --> 01:01:19,875
- [Dalvero growling]
- 1186
- 01:01:20,110 --> 01:01:21,043
- [gentle music]
- 1187
- 01:01:21,045 --> 01:01:22,811
- And Hamlet.
- 1188
- 01:01:22,813 --> 01:01:24,713
- What woman
- wouldn't want to play Hamlet?
- 1189
- 01:01:24,715 --> 01:01:27,015
- You didn't even
- get Guildenstern.
- 1190
- 01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:31,353
- You were just Fortinbras' wife.
- 1191
- 01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:35,223
- [Dalvero growling]
- 1192
- 01:01:35,459 --> 01:01:38,894
- Okay, maybe I was
- pissed off about that
- 1193
- 01:01:38,896 --> 01:01:41,930
- and maybe I had to
- Google what heat lightning was
- 1194
- 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,465
- -and maybe on that day
- -[Dalvero growling]
- 1195
- 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:46,334
- the weather reports
- contradict your story.
- 1196
- 01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:49,404
- Because my story is a lie.
- 1197
- 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:52,407
- -Huh?
- -[dripping]
- 1198
- 01:01:54,044 --> 01:01:55,877
- -[door clattering]
- -[women screaming]
- 1199
- 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:03,452
- [Dalvero growling]
- 1200
- 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:05,287
- [women panting]
- 1201
- 01:02:05,289 --> 01:02:06,755
- [Dalvero growling]
- 1202
- 01:02:06,757 --> 01:02:08,223
- You'll never
- outrun him in that thing.
- 1203
- 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,492
- -I can't get out of this.
- -[Dalvero growling]
- 1204
- 01:02:12,463 --> 01:02:13,395
- No!
- 1205
- 01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:25,107
- [Mia screaming]
- 1206
- 01:02:29,046 --> 01:02:30,746
- -[dramatic music]
- -[wheelbarrow thudding]
- 1207
- 01:02:30,748 --> 01:02:32,314
- [crickets chirping]
- 1208
- 01:02:32,950 --> 01:02:36,017
- [suspenseful music]
- 1209
- 01:02:39,757 --> 01:02:40,522
- [siren blaring]
- 1210
- 01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:43,225
- [ominous music]
- 1211
- 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,195
- [tense music]
- 1212
- 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:49,064
- What the fuck?
- 1213
- 01:02:49,066 --> 01:02:51,500
- [scoffs] When people
- are freezing to death,
- 1214
- 01:02:51,502 --> 01:02:53,535
- they figure shit out.
- 1215
- 01:02:53,537 --> 01:02:56,238
- And you're reading
- a lot into those texts.
- 1216
- 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,208
- [wheelbarrow creaking]
- 1217
- 01:03:00,210 --> 01:03:01,143
- Am I?
- 1218
- 01:03:02,913 --> 01:03:04,546
- -[message vibrating]
- -[Paulette groans]
- 1219
- 01:03:07,918 --> 01:03:11,453
- [Instagram] Dalvero
- posted to #MiaCampWedding.
- 1220
- 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:14,289
- -[Flynn shouting]
- -Stop! Get out.
- 1221
- 01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:17,125
- -[Paulette grunting]
- -[Flynn grunting]
- 1222
- 01:03:17,127 --> 01:03:18,326
- [both shouting]
- 1223
- 01:03:18,328 --> 01:03:20,095
- Oh, shit, shit.
- 1224
- 01:03:20,097 --> 01:03:22,898
- -[Flynn screaming]
- -[Paulette grunting]
- 1225
- 01:03:26,270 --> 01:03:27,469
- [both screaming]
- 1226
- 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,572
- Get-- Oh, my foot!
- 1227
- 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:33,508
- [Mia] Wait, your mom OD'd?
- 1228
- 01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:36,211
- Disney Channel
- Japan was her rehab.
- 1229
- 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:39,581
- 1 1/4 stars is television
- leprosy. I didn't book shit.
- 1230
- 01:03:39,583 --> 01:03:41,316
- [wheelbarrow thuds]
- 1231
- 01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,151
- -[panting]
- -Wow.
- 1232
- 01:03:44,421 --> 01:03:45,987
- I kind of hated you actually.
- 1233
- 01:03:47,324 --> 01:03:49,891
- I'm sure the Wendy's
- commercial didn't help.
- 1234
- 01:03:49,893 --> 01:03:51,560
- No, no, it didn't.
- 1235
- 01:03:51,562 --> 01:03:53,028
- I didn't even try.
- 1236
- 01:03:53,030 --> 01:03:54,996
- I just got
- scouted at the Galleria.
- 1237
- 01:03:55,866 --> 01:03:57,199
- [Mia grunts]
- 1238
- 01:03:58,569 --> 01:04:00,268
- I've been
- trying to say I'm sorry
- 1239
- 01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:02,103
- since I found you on Facebook.
- 1240
- 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:05,907
- I thought the
- bridesmaid email was your way
- 1241
- 01:04:05,909 --> 01:04:08,076
- of accepting my apology.
- 1242
- 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:15,851
- -I suck.
- -[Eileen sighs]
- 1243
- 01:04:15,853 --> 01:04:19,888
- And see, you're the one
- who became a star.
- 1244
- 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:22,891
- I paid the karmic price.
- 1245
- 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:29,531
- Actually, I know that I seem
- like I'm this big opera star
- 1246
- 01:04:29,533 --> 01:04:33,635
- 'cause I post on Facebook
- but I'm not. [sighs]
- 1247
- 01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,004
- Had this like
- really bad vocal crisis
- 1248
- 01:04:36,006 --> 01:04:40,242
- and now all I do is coachings.
- 1249
- 01:04:42,379 --> 01:04:43,311
- Coachings?
- 1250
- 01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:47,582
- Like you just teach?
- 1251
- 01:04:48,986 --> 01:04:51,987
- -[siren blaring]
- -Yeah.
- 1252
- 01:04:51,989 --> 01:04:53,388
- [gasps] 9-1-1 traced our calls.
- 1253
- 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,090
- We're saved!
- 1254
- 01:04:55,092 --> 01:04:56,424
- [Flynn shouting]
- 1255
- 01:05:09,039 --> 01:05:09,905
- [canoe rattling]
- 1256
- 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:11,339
- [Jack grunting]
- 1257
- 01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:12,674
- [women screaming]
- 1258
- 01:05:12,676 --> 01:05:14,342
- [wheelbarrow rattling]
- 1259
- 01:05:14,344 --> 01:05:17,012
- [women shouting]
- 1260
- 01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:18,680
- Fuckin' no way.
- 1261
- 01:05:20,951 --> 01:05:22,117
- [Flynn screaming]
- 1262
- 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,586
- -Officer, stop.
- -What the fuck?
- 1263
- 01:05:24,588 --> 01:05:26,922
- Arrest her. She's been trying
- to stop this wedding
- 1264
- 01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:28,456
- by killing my son.
- 1265
- 01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:30,058
- And she's in on it, too.
- 1266
- 01:05:31,128 --> 01:05:33,028
- Mia, do you just hurt you,
- are you all right?
- 1267
- 01:05:33,030 --> 01:05:34,396
- Paulette's part
- of the conspiracy.
- 1268
- 01:05:34,398 --> 01:05:35,997
- [Jack] Hey,
- have you guys seen Dalvero?
- 1269
- 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:38,934
- -Oh, I'm so sorry.
- -What?
- 1270
- 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,303
- Officer, this woman
- locked me in the freezer
- 1271
- 01:05:41,305 --> 01:05:42,704
- at gluten-free knife point
- 1272
- 01:05:42,706 --> 01:05:46,107
- and has invented a child
- to mask her own insecurities.
- 1273
- 01:05:46,109 --> 01:05:49,144
- [clapping]
- You guys, it's not one of us.
- 1274
- 01:05:49,146 --> 01:05:51,012
- We saw the killer.
- I knocked him out.
- 1275
- 01:05:51,014 --> 01:05:52,080
- Why are you so sorry?
- 1276
- 01:05:56,353 --> 01:05:58,019
- -Oh my fucking God.
- -Now you three stand back
- away from the vehicle.
- 1277
- 01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:02,457
- Oh my God. Mia, he has a gun.
- 1278
- 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:06,695
- And who the fuck are you?
- Because you are certainly
- not an officer of the law.
- 1279
- 01:06:06,697 --> 01:06:08,697
- Please step away
- from the vehicle
- 1280
- 01:06:09,299 --> 01:06:11,066
- and hand over your weapon.
- 1281
- 01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:16,137
- [gun firing]
- 1282
- 01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:17,639
- [lively dance music]
- 1283
- 01:06:17,641 --> 01:06:22,677
- [man] You have the right
- to remain sexy.
- 1284
- 01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:25,080
- Oh shit, Magical Michael?
- 1285
- 01:06:26,249 --> 01:06:27,649
- Sorry, guys, my bad.
- 1286
- 01:06:27,651 --> 01:06:30,185
- He was supposed
- to be here hours ago.
- 1287
- 01:06:30,187 --> 01:06:31,553
- This place is hard to find.
- 1288
- 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:34,756
- I'm sorry, Mia, I didn't
- know you were so against
- 1289
- 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:36,324
- the exploitation of men.
- 1290
- 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,460
- But don't you
- think after a millennia
- 1291
- 01:06:38,462 --> 01:06:41,329
- of the exploitation of women,
- we should get our turn?
- 1292
- 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,298
- Is that what this is about,
- 1293
- 01:06:43,300 --> 01:06:46,134
- an anti-marriage
- feminist reprisal?
- 1294
- 01:06:46,136 --> 01:06:49,037
- -I should probably go.
- -Hey, I already
- paid for this online.
- 1295
- 01:06:49,039 --> 01:06:50,338
- [Michael] Yeah, not for
- whatever the fuck this is.
- 1296
- 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:52,007
- No, no.
- 1297
- 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:55,276
- We need a third party
- to settle this.
- 1298
- 01:06:56,179 --> 01:06:58,446
- And how the fuck
- do you turn that off?
- 1299
- 01:06:58,448 --> 01:07:00,215
- [Michael] Just a few more times.
- 1300
- 01:07:00,217 --> 01:07:01,349
- Go for the full routine.
- 1301
- 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:03,318
- [man] Officer down to funk.
- 1302
- 01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:04,586
- [gun firing]
- 1303
- 01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:07,022
- [siren blaring]
- 1304
- 01:07:07,024 --> 01:07:08,023
- Spread 'em.
- 1305
- 01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:13,128
- No, no one leaves.
- 1306
- 01:07:13,130 --> 01:07:15,463
- [Flynn] I need to get to my son!
- 1307
- 01:07:15,465 --> 01:07:17,265
- Who doesn't exist!
- 1308
- 01:07:17,267 --> 01:07:18,433
- She's the killer.
- 1309
- 01:07:18,435 --> 01:07:19,701
- [Jack] No, it's Trask.
- 1310
- 01:07:19,703 --> 01:07:22,504
- -What?
- -I saw him raping Paulette.
- 1311
- 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:27,142
- No, that was consensual
- 1312
- 01:07:27,144 --> 01:07:29,210
- and there wasn't
- really any penetration.
- 1313
- 01:07:29,212 --> 01:07:31,613
- I know he didn't kill Dalvero.
- 1314
- 01:07:31,615 --> 01:07:33,214
- I didn't mean to but--
- 1315
- 01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,784
- He was attacking us with a mask.
- 1316
- 01:07:35,786 --> 01:07:37,519
- She didn't do it.
- 1317
- 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:38,520
- [crying]
- 1318
- 01:07:38,522 --> 01:07:39,687
- No fucking way!
- 1319
- 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:40,789
- [fabric ripping]
- 1320
- 01:07:40,791 --> 01:07:42,257
- She didn't-- No.
- 1321
- 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:43,792
- [Eileen] Our lives
- are in danger.
- 1322
- 01:07:43,794 --> 01:07:46,194
- -I paid for 35 minutes.
- -[fabric ripping]
- 1323
- 01:07:46,830 --> 01:07:48,830
- [siren blaring]
- 1324
- 01:07:55,539 --> 01:07:56,671
- [gun firing]
- 1325
- 01:07:56,673 --> 01:08:00,742
- -[dramatic music]
- -[horn blaring]
- 1326
- 01:08:00,744 --> 01:08:02,143
- Can we all just talk about this?
- 1327
- 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:03,545
- [message alert beeping]
- 1328
- 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:11,286
- -[message alert dings]
- -[Instagram] Magic4hire
- posted to #MiaCampWedding.
- 1329
- 01:08:11,288 --> 01:08:13,621
- [ominous music]
- 1330
- 01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:15,356
- Everyone follow me.
- 1331
- 01:08:18,662 --> 01:08:21,329
- [eerie music]
- 1332
- 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,379
- Inspect the body.
- 1333
- 01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:40,615
- I bet you've been building
- up your tolerance for years
- 1334
- 01:08:40,617 --> 01:08:44,619
- just to seem like an alki loser
- all the while just waiting--
- 1335
- 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,654
- Just do it.
- 1336
- 01:09:02,772 --> 01:09:04,739
- Does anyone see a gunshot wound?
- 1337
- 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,910
- This is some JFK shit.
- 1338
- 01:09:09,846 --> 01:09:11,913
- JFK's wound was pretty visible.
- 1339
- 01:09:11,915 --> 01:09:14,716
- I fired a warning shot
- into the air.
- 1340
- 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:17,685
- This is weird.
- 1341
- 01:09:19,322 --> 01:09:20,788
- Maybe the same thing
- happened to Dalvero.
- 1342
- 01:09:20,790 --> 01:09:22,290
- I didn't kick him that hard.
- 1343
- 01:09:22,926 --> 01:09:24,759
- Do the selfies mean you're dead?
- 1344
- 01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,466
- I should have texted him.
- 1345
- 01:09:31,468 --> 01:09:36,304
- Adorable but people are
- dying without visible injuries.
- 1346
- 01:09:36,573 --> 01:09:38,706
- Alexis didn't have any either.
- 1347
- 01:09:38,708 --> 01:09:40,341
- You found Alexis?
- 1348
- 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,511
- I got a text from a 510 number
- and it said,
- 1349
- 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,882
- "Don't tell anyone and hide
- the body or there'll be more."
- 1350
- 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,619
- Wait, you never
- gave me your phone number
- 1351
- 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,622
- for the contact sheet
- and Dalvero has a 510 number
- 1352
- 01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:56,758
- from Berkeley and
- you probably do, too.
- 1353
- 01:09:57,761 --> 01:10:02,397
- I got the same exact text
- after Trask croaked
- 1354
- 01:10:02,399 --> 01:10:06,267
- on top of me
- except from a 617 number.
- 1355
- 01:10:06,269 --> 01:10:07,936
- Aren't you
- originally from Boston, Mia?
- 1356
- 01:10:07,938 --> 01:10:10,672
- No, Eileen texted me,
- "You're next,"
- 1357
- 01:10:10,674 --> 01:10:12,874
- and she's the one
- with the Polaroid camera.
- 1358
- 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:14,442
- I don't have your number.
- 1359
- 01:10:14,444 --> 01:10:15,944
- We all got the contact sheet.
- 1360
- 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:19,280
- [scoffs] I'm not that organized.
- 1361
- 01:10:19,282 --> 01:10:21,282
- Someone must've
- hacked our numbers.
- 1362
- 01:10:21,585 --> 01:10:22,850
- You work in tech now.
- 1363
- 01:10:23,453 --> 01:10:24,652
- You Googled me?
- 1364
- 01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:27,655
- Caught your LinkedIn request.
- 1365
- 01:10:27,657 --> 01:10:28,790
- I work in social media.
- 1366
- 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:30,225
- [phone buzzing]
- 1367
- 01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:32,293
- Well, did.
- 1368
- 01:10:32,295 --> 01:10:34,329
- [eerie buzzing music]
- 1369
- 01:10:34,331 --> 01:10:35,296
- I got fired.
- 1370
- 01:10:35,298 --> 01:10:37,265
- [Michael groaning]
- 1371
- 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:38,900
- Jesus, fuck!
- 1372
- 01:10:38,902 --> 01:10:40,668
- [Mia] Oh, oh, oh.
- 1373
- 01:10:40,670 --> 01:10:42,403
- -Oh shit.
- -[phone buzzing]
- 1374
- 01:10:42,405 --> 01:10:43,771
- I swear he didn't have a pulse.
- 1375
- 01:10:43,773 --> 01:10:45,306
- I don't think he's alive.
- 1376
- 01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:48,243
- -This is supernatural.
- -[phone buzzing]
- 1377
- 01:10:48,245 --> 01:10:50,311
- Oh, that explains everything.
- 1378
- 01:10:50,313 --> 01:10:52,380
- The paranormal
- always explains everything.
- 1379
- 01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,949
- He probably just got
- knocked out, came to, and--
- 1380
- 01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,952
- Is really engrossed
- in a "New Yorker" article?
- 1381
- 01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:03,725
- Mia, I did a background search
- on the camp and all of
- the permits were expired.
- 1382
- 01:11:03,727 --> 01:11:07,929
- -Did you book it or
- are we just trespassing?
- -I am not that cheap.
- 1383
- 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:11,366
- And if they are out of date,
- I'm going to ask Miriam
- for a discount.
- 1384
- 01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,700
- Who's Miriam?
- 1385
- 01:11:12,702 --> 01:11:14,736
- The Airbnb contact for the camp.
- 1386
- 01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:19,340
- And the name of the girl
- who was struck by
- lightning and drowned?
- 1387
- 01:11:19,342 --> 01:11:25,780
- -Convenient.
- -You think that she's capable
- of being behind all of this?
- 1388
- 01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:33,421
- Shit, that's her last name
- and her profile picture
- was the camp sign.
- 1389
- 01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:35,490
- [scary music]
- 1390
- 01:11:35,492 --> 01:11:38,293
- -I've seen that Walkman.
- -[phone buzzing]
- 1391
- 01:11:38,295 --> 01:11:41,029
- Her spirit is probably
- entrancing through his phone
- 1392
- 01:11:41,031 --> 01:11:42,997
- and made him a slave.
- 1393
- 01:11:42,999 --> 01:11:46,000
- Maybe if you take it away,
- it'll sever the tie.
- 1394
- 01:11:46,002 --> 01:11:48,069
- Because you've seen
- this kind of thing before?
- 1395
- 01:11:48,071 --> 01:11:51,706
- Well, no, but I manage
- paranormally.com's web presence
- 1396
- 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:53,641
- and, well, did.
- 1397
- 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,443
- Are you going to do it?
- 1398
- 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:56,844
- [Eileen]
- Uh, he looks pretty strong.
- 1399
- 01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:59,814
- Yeah, I'm not going to try it,
- not in this.
- 1400
- 01:11:59,816 --> 01:12:01,749
- I say we all just
- pile in Dalvero's car
- 1401
- 01:12:01,751 --> 01:12:02,850
- and get the fuck out of here.
- 1402
- 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:04,552
- But if this works on him,
- 1403
- 01:12:04,554 --> 01:12:06,354
- maybe we could
- save everyone else.
- 1404
- 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,723
- Okay.
- 1405
- 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,525
- Okay, go for it.
- 1406
- 01:12:10,527 --> 01:12:12,727
- -Oh oh.
- -[phone buzzing]
- 1407
- 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:15,496
- -[explosion booming]
- -[all screaming]
- 1408
- 01:12:16,032 --> 01:12:18,966
- [Instagram message alert dings]
- Jack1138 posted
- to #MiaCampWedding.
- 1409
- 01:12:18,968 --> 01:12:20,968
- [panting] Dalvero's car
- sounds pretty good about now.
- 1410
- 01:12:20,970 --> 01:12:22,537
- [Instagram] #MiaCampWedding.
- 1411
- 01:12:22,539 --> 01:12:24,472
- [eerie piercing music]
- 1412
- 01:12:24,474 --> 01:12:26,074
- [Eileen] Oh ho!
- 1413
- 01:12:26,076 --> 01:12:28,042
- -[all shouting]
- -[Paulette] Follow me!
- 1414
- 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:34,015
- [Mia] Shouldn't we
- throw our phones away
- so we don't get zombied?
- 1415
- 01:12:34,017 --> 01:12:37,118
- [Eileen] If grabbing
- one's phone is stealing,
- 1416
- 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:39,554
- maybe tossing
- our phones is littering.
- 1417
- 01:12:39,556 --> 01:12:41,089
- We should leave where?
- 1418
- 01:12:41,091 --> 01:12:44,625
- Fuck that! That bitch lured
- us here by the Airbnb
- 1419
- 01:12:44,627 --> 01:12:48,463
- because she obviously
- has some unfinished business
- 1420
- 01:12:48,465 --> 01:12:51,099
- that she'd clearly
- like us to help her resolve.
- 1421
- 01:12:51,101 --> 01:12:52,734
- Then why is she
- killing everyone?
- 1422
- 01:12:52,736 --> 01:12:55,136
- Dead weight, you think
- they could've helped her?
- 1423
- 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,104
- Shit.
- 1424
- 01:12:56,106 --> 01:12:59,107
- [dramatic music]
- 1425
- 01:13:00,477 --> 01:13:02,910
- [all panting]
- 1426
- 01:13:02,912 --> 01:13:03,978
- Where's Flynn?
- 1427
- 01:13:03,980 --> 01:13:05,446
- She can knock.
- 1428
- 01:13:05,448 --> 01:13:06,848
- We can't just
- leave her out there.
- 1429
- 01:13:06,850 --> 01:13:08,416
- She's safer than in here.
- 1430
- 01:13:08,418 --> 01:13:10,118
- What are you trying to do,
- 1431
- 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,421
- trap us in the
- smallest room on the planet?
- 1432
- 01:13:14,457 --> 01:13:16,591
- Oh my God, oh my God.
- 1433
- 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:19,060
- [giggle]
- 1434
- 01:13:19,062 --> 01:13:20,762
- [Paulette]
- That's why we're in here.
- 1435
- 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:21,996
- Do you have the key?
- 1436
- 01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:23,798
- [Paulette] Fuck me.
- 1437
- 01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:25,666
- [ominous music]
- 1438
- 01:13:25,668 --> 01:13:27,535
- [crickets chirping]
- 1439
- 01:13:29,873 --> 01:13:31,906
- -[message alert beeping]
- -[Mia] Where are you?
- 1440
- 01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,609
- -We're trapped.
- -[eerie music]
- 1441
- 01:13:35,712 --> 01:13:39,080
- -[message alert beeping]
- -[Eileen] Leave now
- and Mia's toast.
- 1442
- 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:44,152
- [message alerts beeping]
- 1443
- 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:50,458
- [multiple voices overlapping]
- You're next!
- 1444
- 01:13:53,062 --> 01:13:55,496
- [siren blaring]
- 1445
- 01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:59,467
- [Mia] Would be amazingly
- lucky if we just found the key.
- 1446
- 01:13:59,469 --> 01:14:00,701
- Oh my God.
- 1447
- 01:14:00,703 --> 01:14:01,636
- [Mia] What?
- 1448
- 01:14:01,638 --> 01:14:05,640
- "Dare you to steal
- Yolanda's Cabbage Patch Kid
- 1449
- 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,074
- and hang it."
- 1450
- 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,811
- [chuckles] Kids at
- this camp were brutal.
- 1451
- 01:14:09,813 --> 01:14:11,045
- You think it's inside.
- 1452
- 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:13,080
- [Paulette] Cover your ears.
- 1453
- 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:14,515
- -Oh God.
- -What the fuck?
- 1454
- 01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,618
- [GPS] Continue
- toward state route,
- 1455
- 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:21,889
- make a U-turn,
- make a U-turn or you're next,
- 1456
- 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,758
- -you're next, you're next.
- -Shut the fuck up.
- 1457
- 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:24,692
- Shut up.
- 1458
- 01:14:24,694 --> 01:14:26,761
- [GPS] You were warned a lot.
- 1459
- 01:14:26,763 --> 01:14:28,496
- -[dramatic eerie music]
- -[gun firing]
- 1460
- 01:14:28,498 --> 01:14:31,165
- -[scary music]
- -[crickets chirping]
- 1461
- 01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:33,167
- [toys clattering]
- 1462
- 01:14:33,169 --> 01:14:35,503
- -What the fuck?
- -Uh!
- 1463
- 01:14:35,505 --> 01:14:36,204
- [message alert dings]
- 1464
- 01:14:36,206 --> 01:14:37,205
- [Mia] Ow.
- 1465
- 01:14:39,843 --> 01:14:42,577
- [Instagram] GFreeAtLast
- posted to #MiaCampWedding.
- 1466
- 01:14:43,246 --> 01:14:46,147
- [eerie music]
- 1467
- 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:47,782
- I'm going to write
- the email to tell everybody
- 1468
- 01:14:47,784 --> 01:14:49,684
- to stay away from my wedding.
- 1469
- 01:14:50,820 --> 01:14:53,120
- No, we can
- get to the bottom of this
- 1470
- 01:14:53,122 --> 01:14:54,755
- and exorcize everyone.
- 1471
- 01:14:54,757 --> 01:14:56,524
- You could still have
- the best wedding ever.
- 1472
- 01:14:56,526 --> 01:15:00,194
- What? No!
- Fucking scare everyone away
- 1473
- 01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:03,130
- and like tell them
- it was a fire or
- something because I am here
- 1474
- 01:15:03,132 --> 01:15:05,800
- and I can barely
- believe this shit.
- 1475
- 01:15:05,802 --> 01:15:08,069
- So you're just
- going to give up and listen
- 1476
- 01:15:08,071 --> 01:15:09,737
- to drowned girl's mix tape?
- 1477
- 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:13,808
- Nobody labels a mix tape
- Camp Record Number One.
- 1478
- 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,576
- It's got to be something.
- 1479
- 01:15:15,578 --> 01:15:17,712
- But we need to warn people
- 1480
- 01:15:17,714 --> 01:15:21,115
- in case it's not
- the best wedding ever, okay?
- 1481
- 01:15:21,117 --> 01:15:23,284
- Anyone see the headphones?
- 1482
- 01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:25,753
- Better idea.
- 1483
- 01:15:27,190 --> 01:15:28,890
- So we can all hear.
- 1484
- 01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:30,057
- [grunts] We're
- going to need to find
- 1485
- 01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:31,993
- a more defensible position.
- 1486
- 01:15:33,730 --> 01:15:34,795
- We need to go to the playhouse.
- 1487
- 01:15:34,797 --> 01:15:36,130
- Be prepared to run.
- 1488
- 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:38,099
- -[car rumbling]
- -[ominous music]
- 1489
- 01:15:38,601 --> 01:15:41,135
- -[door clattering]
- -[Paulette panting]
- 1490
- 01:15:41,137 --> 01:15:43,037
- -[phones buzzing]
- -[men groaning]
- 1491
- 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,772
- Oh my God. Take shelter.
- 1492
- 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:48,009
- [Paulette grunting]
- 1493
- 01:15:48,311 --> 01:15:50,678
- -Shit!
- -Just drop and roll!
- 1494
- 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,680
- That is not
- happening in this dress.
- 1495
- 01:15:52,682 --> 01:15:53,881
- Rip it off.
- 1496
- 01:15:53,883 --> 01:15:56,083
- I can't, it's too tight.
- 1497
- 01:15:57,554 --> 01:15:59,620
- -[handcuffs clicking]
- -Oh.
- 1498
- 01:16:00,223 --> 01:16:03,791
- -[Paulette] Shit, come on!
- -[Eileen] Gee, oh, go, go!
- 1499
- 01:16:05,895 --> 01:16:08,563
- Damn, home girl's
- got some mad skills.
- 1500
- 01:16:08,565 --> 01:16:10,765
- Well, Dalvero said
- she trained with the CIA
- 1501
- 01:16:10,767 --> 01:16:12,066
- but she failed some test.
- 1502
- 01:16:12,068 --> 01:16:13,601
- [Paulette] How's
- that email coming?
- 1503
- 01:16:13,603 --> 01:16:14,268
- [Mia grunting]
- 1504
- 01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:15,703
- [Paulette panting]
- 1505
- 01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:23,578
- [phone buzzing]
- 1506
- 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,745
- Shit, it's Alexis.
- 1507
- 01:16:25,949 --> 01:16:27,815
- We could
- barricade her with seating.
- 1508
- 01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:29,116
- Good plan.
- 1509
- 01:16:29,118 --> 01:16:30,785
- [chairs clattering]
- 1510
- 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:36,057
- -[crickets chirping]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1511
- 01:16:40,196 --> 01:16:41,162
- [chain clinking]
- 1512
- 01:16:41,164 --> 01:16:43,831
- [ominous music]
- 1513
- 01:16:57,313 --> 01:17:00,381
- -[stick cracking]
- -[tense music]
- 1514
- 01:17:06,756 --> 01:17:09,724
- [suspenseful music]
- 1515
- 01:17:09,726 --> 01:17:11,626
- Gore found this
- while we were setting up.
- 1516
- 01:17:14,797 --> 01:17:16,397
- [ominous music]
- 1517
- 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:19,266
- Yeah, that would've
- been a red flag for me.
- 1518
- 01:17:19,636 --> 01:17:20,901
- Oh my gosh.
- 1519
- 01:17:20,903 --> 01:17:22,737
- Look who's on top of the board.
- 1520
- 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:26,907
- The last camp director
- was this psych grad student
- 1521
- 01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:29,677
- who, according to
- this very creepy website,
- 1522
- 01:17:29,679 --> 01:17:30,978
- pitted the kids
- against each other
- 1523
- 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:32,947
- through some
- like disciplinary game.
- 1524
- 01:17:32,949 --> 01:17:35,950
- We've got to save her
- from his ghost.
- 1525
- 01:17:35,952 --> 01:17:38,819
- You break a rule and,
- bam, you're on the board.
- 1526
- 01:17:38,821 --> 01:17:41,689
- Mmm, but we all
- broke camp rules.
- 1527
- 01:17:41,691 --> 01:17:45,259
- I did. I drank, did drugs,
- I had sex, well kind of.
- 1528
- 01:17:45,261 --> 01:17:47,395
- Yeah, and the camp
- director's not dead.
- 1529
- 01:17:48,765 --> 01:17:50,264
- Well, fuck.
- 1530
- 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,033
- Let's play the tape.
- 1531
- 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:52,967
- Oh yeah.
- 1532
- 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,169
- [Eileen sighs]
- 1533
- 01:17:56,406 --> 01:17:58,239
- [lively music]
- 1534
- 01:17:58,241 --> 01:18:02,009
- ¶ Don't toy with me to love ¶
- 1535
- 01:18:02,011 --> 01:18:04,812
- [tense music]
- 1536
- 01:18:12,889 --> 01:18:15,156
- [man]
- To live a life free of sin,
- 1537
- 01:18:15,158 --> 01:18:17,792
- it is not enough
- to follow the rules.
- 1538
- 01:18:18,227 --> 01:18:21,429
- The moral and just answers
- to life's difficult questions
- 1539
- 01:18:21,431 --> 01:18:24,865
- lie within you and you found
- ways to ignore and twist them,
- 1540
- 01:18:24,867 --> 01:18:28,069
- to serve your
- selfish desires but deep down,
- 1541
- 01:18:28,071 --> 01:18:30,771
- you know what is correct.
- 1542
- 01:18:30,773 --> 01:18:35,209
- James 4:17, "If you do
- not do what you know is right,
- 1543
- 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:39,814
- you have sinned."
- Now, excuse me,
- is that a tape recorder?
- 1544
- 01:18:39,816 --> 01:18:42,783
- [Miriam] Director McFuffer,
- my parents said
- I had an exception.
- 1545
- 01:18:42,785 --> 01:18:46,153
- I record everything
- so I can study it later
- and get it perfect.
- 1546
- 01:18:46,155 --> 01:18:49,223
- [director] There are no
- exemptions at Camp Pocumtuck.
- 1547
- 01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:51,926
- Electronic devices
- will not be tolerated.
- 1548
- 01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:54,462
- Your parents
- warned me about your lies.
- 1549
- 01:18:54,464 --> 01:18:56,797
- Your selfish desire has twisted
- 1550
- 01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,933
- -your moral truth.
- -[tomahawk whacking]
- 1551
- 01:18:58,935 --> 01:19:03,971
- That's makes you our first
- addition to the Board of Sin.
- 1552
- 01:19:03,973 --> 01:19:07,341
- If you do not do
- what you know is right,
- 1553
- 01:19:07,343 --> 01:19:10,277
- your picture goes up here.
- What's your name?
- 1554
- 01:19:10,279 --> 01:19:12,413
- [Miriam] But I'm not lying.
- They told me that--
- 1555
- 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:14,281
- [director] What's your name?
- 1556
- 01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:16,784
- Miriam Kleingeist, sir.
- 1557
- 01:19:17,220 --> 01:19:18,953
- [director] Step up here, Miriam.
- 1558
- 01:19:18,955 --> 01:19:20,955
- [camera clicking and whirring]
- 1559
- 01:19:21,124 --> 01:19:23,924
- The only way to
- get off the Board of Sin
- 1560
- 01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:25,826
- is to report a sin.
- 1561
- 01:19:25,828 --> 01:19:27,995
- What the Nazi Germany fuck?
- 1562
- 01:19:27,997 --> 01:19:31,866
- -[director] Do you have
- a sin to report, Miriam?
- -No, sir.
- 1563
- 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:35,803
- How does he expect to police
- the reporting of other's sins
- 1564
- 01:19:35,805 --> 01:19:39,406
- especially when the incentive
- is so high to report
- a false sin?
- 1565
- 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:43,410
- [director] Reports of false sin
- just to get off the Board of
- Sin, is the gravest sin of all
- 1566
- 01:19:43,412 --> 01:19:47,915
- -and God will tell me
- if you do something so heinous.
- -[Miriam crying]
- 1567
- 01:19:47,917 --> 01:19:50,251
- Stop it, stop it, stop it!
- 1568
- 01:19:51,220 --> 01:19:54,221
- Miriam, I'll need
- to be confiscating that.
- 1569
- 01:19:56,559 --> 01:20:01,829
- So everybody who was
- zombied just didn't do
- 1570
- 01:20:01,831 --> 01:20:03,297
- what they knew was right?
- 1571
- 01:20:04,133 --> 01:20:05,166
- -[keypad clicking]
- -[tense music]
- 1572
- 01:20:05,168 --> 01:20:06,133
- [Alexis voiceover] Yep.
- 1573
- 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,235
- -[eerie music]
- -[camera clicking and whirring]
- 1574
- 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:11,272
- Cheating, okay sure.
- 1575
- 01:20:11,274 --> 01:20:15,176
- But man of honor fail,
- unprofessional.
- 1576
- 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:17,311
- I don't know, that stripper,
- man, he could have saved us
- 1577
- 01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:19,513
- but he decided to save
- his own ass instead.
- 1578
- 01:20:19,515 --> 01:20:21,182
- And also
- Gore forgot the grapefruits.
- 1579
- 01:20:21,184 --> 01:20:23,250
- I highly doubt it
- was the grapefruits.
- 1580
- 01:20:23,252 --> 01:20:26,120
- He probably got an
- ultimatum text just like Trask
- 1581
- 01:20:26,122 --> 01:20:30,958
- and even he had to know
- that cheating on his wife
- to get VP is just,
- 1582
- 01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,860
- -you know, fucked up.
- -[thudding music]
- 1583
- 01:20:33,930 --> 01:20:35,196
- Wait a flippin' second.
- 1584
- 01:20:35,865 --> 01:20:38,332
- [tense music]
- 1585
- 01:20:41,237 --> 01:20:43,938
- It wasn't the camp
- director that pitted the kids
- 1586
- 01:20:43,940 --> 01:20:45,406
- against each other.
- 1587
- 01:20:45,408 --> 01:20:46,841
- It was the drowned girl.
- 1588
- 01:20:46,843 --> 01:20:48,609
- She needed a sin to report
- 1589
- 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:50,978
- -to get off the board.
- -[thudding music]
- 1590
- 01:20:50,980 --> 01:20:54,381
- But she reported like six sins
- and she's still on the board.
- 1591
- 01:20:54,383 --> 01:20:57,585
- [sighs] Because the
- religion Nazi camp director
- 1592
- 01:20:57,587 --> 01:20:59,286
- has to approve it.
- 1593
- 01:21:00,456 --> 01:21:03,490
- We need to open up
- a channel to her spirit
- 1594
- 01:21:03,492 --> 01:21:05,326
- and then call
- the camp director--
- 1595
- 01:21:05,328 --> 01:21:07,494
- But the camp
- director is in prison
- 1596
- 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:09,230
- according to the website.
- 1597
- 01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:13,901
- Well, all that matters
- is that she believes it.
- 1598
- 01:21:13,903 --> 01:21:16,337
- One of us can pretend
- we're the camp director
- 1599
- 01:21:16,339 --> 01:21:18,606
- and let her know
- she's off the hook.
- 1600
- 01:21:18,608 --> 01:21:20,507
- Or we could pretend to be God
- 1601
- 01:21:20,509 --> 01:21:22,409
- and tell her to go to hell.
- 1602
- 01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:24,545
- How hard is it
- to open a channel?
- 1603
- 01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:27,948
- WikiHow, don't fail me now.
- 1604
- 01:21:27,950 --> 01:21:30,918
- [phones buzzing]
- 1605
- 01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:35,456
- Circle of salts, silver amulets,
- 1606
- 01:21:35,458 --> 01:21:37,992
- blessed prayer shawls, serpents?
- 1607
- 01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,493
- Where are we going
- to source all this stuff?
- 1608
- 01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:41,195
- We can improvise.
- 1609
- 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:44,064
- In the spirit realm,
- it's the thought that counts.
- 1610
- 01:21:44,066 --> 01:21:45,933
- Is that real or
- a Tweet you wrote?
- 1611
- 01:21:45,935 --> 01:21:47,234
- [Eileen sighs]
- 1612
- 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:52,473
- -[dramatic tense music]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1613
- 01:21:58,080 --> 01:21:59,046
- [pills rattling]
- 1614
- 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:09,990
- [phones buzzing]
- 1615
- 01:22:16,432 --> 01:22:19,400
- [Trask grunting]
- 1616
- 01:22:19,402 --> 01:22:20,968
- [tomahawk thudding]
- 1617
- 01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:24,038
- [Eileen grunting]
- 1618
- 01:22:27,176 --> 01:22:29,043
- [phones buzzing]
- 1619
- 01:22:37,954 --> 01:22:39,687
- -[scary tinkling music]
- -Attention, there is
- 1620
- 01:22:39,689 --> 01:22:42,957
- a dangerous, toxic gas
- leak near the wedding venue
- 1621
- 01:22:42,959 --> 01:22:44,391
- and we must postpone.
- 1622
- 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:47,428
- Please, for your safety,
- stay away from the camp.
- 1623
- 01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,196
- We have all been evacuated.
- 1624
- 01:22:49,198 --> 01:22:51,966
- I am so sorry for this
- last-minute cancellation.
- 1625
- 01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:54,969
- Love, Mia and Dalvero,
- #MiaCampWedding.
- 1626
- 01:22:58,374 --> 01:22:59,406
- [ominous music]
- 1627
- 01:22:59,408 --> 01:23:02,209
- [phone buzzing]
- 1628
- 01:23:08,617 --> 01:23:11,385
- Oh God, gluten-free
- almost tomahawked me.
- 1629
- 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,188
- Did you find any prayer shawls?
- 1630
- 01:23:14,323 --> 01:23:15,990
- They didn't do
- "Fiddler on the Roof".
- 1631
- 01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,992
- It's okay, I got backup.
- 1632
- 01:23:17,994 --> 01:23:21,228
- [panting] First, I need
- to smudge the whole place.
- 1633
- 01:23:21,364 --> 01:23:22,296
- You guys can set up the altar.
- 1634
- 01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,431
- [Paulette] I
- thought I was smudging.
- 1635
- 01:23:24,734 --> 01:23:26,567
- Who needs to chill the fuck out?
- 1636
- 01:23:28,004 --> 01:23:32,239
- -[crickets chirping]
- -[dramatic drumming music]
- 1637
- 01:23:32,241 --> 01:23:33,507
- Does that count?
- 1638
- 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,175
- It's herbal.
- 1639
- 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:36,677
- [spray hissing]
- 1640
- 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:38,746
- Where's the salt?
- 1641
- 01:23:39,248 --> 01:23:40,147
- Use the Bloody Eight.
- 1642
- 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:41,682
- It's loaded with sodium.
- 1643
- 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,051
- [spray hissing]
- 1644
- 01:23:44,053 --> 01:23:46,086
- [Mia] Who has a serpent?
- 1645
- 01:23:46,088 --> 01:23:47,654
- Uh, they're
- fertility symbols, so--
- 1646
- 01:23:47,656 --> 01:23:49,356
- [Eileen] Use the
- prenatal vitamins.
- 1647
- 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:53,427
- -[tomahawk thudding]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1648
- 01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:54,728
- We need to barricade the door.
- 1649
- 01:23:56,665 --> 01:23:57,865
- [Eileen exhaling deeply]
- 1650
- 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,066
- -[phone buzzing]
- -[zombie groaning]
- 1651
- 01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:02,336
- [Eileen] Put these on
- and really treat them
- 1652
- 01:24:02,338 --> 01:24:03,637
- like sacred garments.
- 1653
- 01:24:05,641 --> 01:24:07,641
- [mysterious music]
- 1654
- 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:10,544
- Now form a crescent
- around the idol.
- 1655
- 01:24:14,083 --> 01:24:14,815
- Oh.
- 1656
- 01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,823
- [Eileen] Present the sacred
- object of the spirit
- 1657
- 01:24:22,825 --> 01:24:23,791
- to the idol.
- 1658
- 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801
- Now we hold hands and
- chant something of meaning.
- 1659
- 01:24:39,075 --> 01:24:41,308
- And what the fuck would that be?
- 1660
- 01:24:42,445 --> 01:24:44,411
- Shit, look.
- 1661
- 01:24:47,817 --> 01:24:49,116
- What's the tune?
- 1662
- 01:24:49,118 --> 01:24:50,117
- [door clattering]
- 1663
- 01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:52,619
- [tense music]
- 1664
- 01:24:52,621 --> 01:24:54,455
- I don't know, I'll improvise.
- Just follow me.
- 1665
- 01:24:55,424 --> 01:24:59,793
- ¶ We are the kids of Pocumtuck¶
- 1666
- 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:02,863
- ¶ Best camp in the world ¶
- 1667
- 01:25:02,865 --> 01:25:04,765
- Did you go to camp?
- 1668
- 01:25:05,768 --> 01:25:06,733
- Maybe folk it up a bit.
- 1669
- 01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:11,605
- ¶ We are the kids
- From Pocumtuck ¶
- 1670
- 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:14,808
- ¶ Best camp in the world ¶
- 1671
- 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:17,244
- Come on, we have to do this
- together or it won't work.
- 1672
- 01:25:17,246 --> 01:25:22,416
- Exactly.
- And how am I supposed to
- believe that this is sacred?
- 1673
- 01:25:23,119 --> 01:25:24,852
- What do you need to believe?
- 1674
- 01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:29,289
- Don't even touch it.
- 1675
- 01:25:29,291 --> 01:25:30,390
- -[zombie groaning]
- -[Eileen sighing]
- 1676
- 01:25:30,392 --> 01:25:32,459
- It's not a bad idea.
- 1677
- 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,262
- You can sew it back together.
- 1678
- 01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:37,231
- It's not like it fits.
- 1679
- 01:25:37,633 --> 01:25:40,868
- -[tomahawk thudding]
- -[tense music]
- 1680
- 01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:43,871
- You slept with Dalvero.
- 1681
- 01:25:43,873 --> 01:25:45,405
- Oh my God,
- we're going to do this now?
- 1682
- 01:25:45,407 --> 01:25:47,141
- While we were together.
- 1683
- 01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,175
- He told me.
- 1684
- 01:25:48,177 --> 01:25:49,276
- Did he?
- 1685
- 01:25:49,278 --> 01:25:51,645
- Did you ever
- think he made that up
- 1686
- 01:25:51,647 --> 01:25:54,214
- to save face
- because you told him
- 1687
- 01:25:54,216 --> 01:25:57,551
- that you hooked up with some
- guy on Memorial Day weekend?
- 1688
- 01:25:58,621 --> 01:26:00,254
- We never had sex.
- 1689
- 01:26:00,256 --> 01:26:02,723
- I told him that you
- were the type of person
- 1690
- 01:26:02,725 --> 01:26:07,761
- to snoop through his emails
- and he didn't believe me.
- 1691
- 01:26:07,763 --> 01:26:10,597
- So then he did the slow
- fade from my life
- 1692
- 01:26:10,599 --> 01:26:13,834
- and I guess forgot to
- uninvite me to the wedding
- 1693
- 01:26:13,836 --> 01:26:18,372
- because I'm his,
- was his best friend.
- 1694
- 01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:20,674
- I guess I didn't
- encourage the friendship.
- 1695
- 01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:23,210
- You think?
- 1696
- 01:26:23,212 --> 01:26:25,279
- -[door clattering]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1697
- 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:34,488
- -[Mia grunting]
- -[fabric ripping]
- 1698
- 01:26:40,596 --> 01:26:42,629
- -[tomahawk thudding]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1699
- 01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:44,731
- Let's do this shit,
- motherfuckers.
- 1700
- 01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:46,600
- -[sighs] Yeah.
- -May I try the song?
- 1701
- 01:26:46,602 --> 01:26:47,534
- Yes.
- 1702
- 01:26:48,938 --> 01:26:53,407
- ¶ We are the kids
- From Camp Pocumtuck ¶
- 1703
- 01:26:53,409 --> 01:26:58,312
- ¶ Best camp in the world ¶
- 1704
- 01:26:58,314 --> 01:27:00,714
- [Miriam]
- ¶ All the rest wish
- They had our luck ¶
- 1705
- 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:03,450
- ¶ When our flags unfurl ¶
- 1706
- 01:27:03,452 --> 01:27:06,887
- -We're in.
- -Who's gonna do the douche boy?
- 1707
- 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:09,856
- ¶ They been pillaged
- But God loves makin' peace ¶
- 1708
- 01:27:09,858 --> 01:27:11,825
- -Miriam?
- -¶ Drinking salvation ¶
- 1709
- 01:27:11,827 --> 01:27:13,994
- -Miriam?
- -Yeah?
- 1710
- 01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:16,897
- Do you have a sin to report?
- 1711
- 01:27:17,633 --> 01:27:21,802
- [laughs] Are you pretending
- to be Director Mudfusher?
- 1712
- 01:27:21,804 --> 01:27:22,936
- He's a butthole.
- 1713
- 01:27:22,938 --> 01:27:25,405
- [laughing]
- 1714
- 01:27:26,575 --> 01:27:28,976
- I reported tons of sins
- and it's not working.
- 1715
- 01:27:28,978 --> 01:27:30,744
- You have to help me
- get to my parents.
- 1716
- 01:27:31,247 --> 01:27:34,314
- Miriam, I know this
- is going to be really hard
- 1717
- 01:27:34,316 --> 01:27:36,617
- for you to understand
- but you got struck by lightning
- 1718
- 01:27:36,619 --> 01:27:41,288
- -and you didn't survive.
- -No, duh.
- 1719
- 01:27:41,290 --> 01:27:43,357
- -[door thudding]
- -[zombies grunting]
- 1720
- 01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:44,625
- Tell your minions to stand down.
- 1721
- 01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:46,627
- I don't know how
- to possess people.
- 1722
- 01:27:46,629 --> 01:27:49,329
- -That's the pilgrim witch girls.
- -[woman screaming]
- 1723
- 01:27:49,331 --> 01:27:51,898
- They want more friends
- to play their really,
- boring games with.
- 1724
- 01:27:51,900 --> 01:27:53,667
- [zombies groaning]
- 1725
- 01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:56,803
- There are no one else
- from the astral plane
- 1726
- 01:27:56,805 --> 01:27:59,506
- that these pilgrim girls
- can play with?
- 1727
- 01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:02,309
- No one who died on the site
- of an Indian massacre
- 1728
- 01:28:02,311 --> 01:28:04,011
- and are trapped
- in a liminal vortex.
- 1729
- 01:28:04,847 --> 01:28:06,513
- You have to help me
- get off the board
- 1730
- 01:28:06,515 --> 01:28:08,315
- or your friends are goners.
- 1731
- 01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:10,550
- -[furniture clattering]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1732
- 01:28:10,786 --> 01:28:12,719
- Oh, no fucking duh.
- 1733
- 01:28:12,721 --> 01:28:14,588
- We just have to get her
- Polaroid off the board.
- 1734
- 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,323
- -[tomahawk thudding]
- -That's cheating.
- 1735
- 01:28:16,325 --> 01:28:18,725
- You can't shoot them,
- they're kind of alive.
- 1736
- 01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:20,060
- [Paulette] Even if
- they're going to kill us?
- 1737
- 01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:21,561
- You guys, butterfly nets.
- 1738
- 01:28:21,563 --> 01:28:23,630
- [phones buzzing]
- 1739
- 01:28:24,300 --> 01:28:26,300
- [zombie shouting]
- 1740
- 01:28:29,938 --> 01:28:33,040
- -[Miriam] Mmm,
- I wouldn't do that.
- -Why the fuck not?
- 1741
- 01:28:33,042 --> 01:28:36,576
- If you leave,
- they'll probably just have
- your friends kill themselves.
- 1742
- 01:28:36,578 --> 01:28:39,046
- They only need them alive
- to hunt the rest of you down.
- 1743
- 01:28:39,048 --> 01:28:42,349
- -And you can't stop them?
- -Not trapped in this thing.
- 1744
- 01:28:42,351 --> 01:28:44,751
- But they need me to
- connect with you guys
- through your telephones.
- 1745
- 01:28:44,753 --> 01:28:47,988
- -They don't get
- technology at all.
- -What are we going to do?
- 1746
- 01:28:47,990 --> 01:28:50,557
- -Phones won't work in the water.
- -No.
- -Good idea.
- 1747
- 01:28:50,559 --> 01:28:52,926
- No, no, no. I don't like
- the lake. Stop, I'm scared!
- 1748
- 01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:55,329
- They were so mean.
- I just wrote the notes.
- 1749
- 01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:58,632
- I didn't make 'em do anything.
- I'd never been
- in trouble before.
- 1750
- 01:28:58,634 --> 01:29:00,667
- Did it ever occur to you
- that maybe your parents
- 1751
- 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,469
- just didn't tell them
- about the exemption?
- 1752
- 01:29:02,471 --> 01:29:05,672
- Take me back to camp or
- I'll report your sin right now.
- 1753
- 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:07,107
- What sin?
- 1754
- 01:29:07,109 --> 01:29:09,042
- Lying.
- You did sleep with Dalvero.
- 1755
- 01:29:09,044 --> 01:29:10,577
- [dramatic music]
- 1756
- 01:29:10,579 --> 01:29:11,878
- [Paulette] Do you have proof?
- 1757
- 01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:13,880
- November 15th, 2008.
- 1758
- 01:29:13,882 --> 01:29:15,782
- It's in your MS Word journal
- and you wrote
- 1759
- 01:29:15,784 --> 01:29:17,384
- -a lot of poetry about it.
- -Wow.
- 1760
- 01:29:17,386 --> 01:29:19,353
- I was just
- starting to warm up to you.
- 1761
- 01:29:20,989 --> 01:29:24,925
- It was undergrad
- and I was a virgin
- 1762
- 01:29:24,927 --> 01:29:27,494
- and I didn't tell him and
- he freaked out midway through
- 1763
- 01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:31,832
- so defining it as full-stop
- sex is like a stretch, okay?
- 1764
- 01:29:34,403 --> 01:29:37,003
- It was awkward and
- then we became friends
- 1765
- 01:29:37,005 --> 01:29:42,042
- and I have a hard time
- making and keeping friends
- 1766
- 01:29:42,544 --> 01:29:44,978
- so this wedding
- felt like the death nail.
- 1767
- 01:29:44,980 --> 01:29:47,781
- So sue me for not
- being totally honest.
- 1768
- 01:29:49,118 --> 01:29:50,751
- You lied, too.
- 1769
- 01:29:50,753 --> 01:29:51,818
- Who?
- 1770
- 01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:52,886
- Both of you.
- 1771
- 01:29:54,123 --> 01:29:55,088
- [door thudding]
- 1772
- 01:29:55,090 --> 01:29:57,391
- [dark eerie music]
- 1773
- 01:29:57,393 --> 01:30:00,861
- [Paulette] No!
- We can't help you if we're dead.
- 1774
- 01:30:00,863 --> 01:30:03,563
- -[dramatic music]
- -[phone buzzing]
- 1775
- 01:30:03,565 --> 01:30:04,564
- [Mia] Oh!
- 1776
- 01:30:10,139 --> 01:30:11,872
- [zombies groaning]
- 1777
- 01:30:12,975 --> 01:30:14,541
- We could swim.
- 1778
- 01:30:14,676 --> 01:30:16,476
- [tense music]
- 1779
- 01:30:16,478 --> 01:30:17,911
- Oh, that's why
- you failed Quantico.
- 1780
- 01:30:17,913 --> 01:30:18,845
- It's a phobia.
- 1781
- 01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,548
- Miriam, I have a sin to report.
- 1782
- 01:30:21,550 --> 01:30:22,916
- You don't have to trick anyone.
- 1783
- 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:24,518
- Maybe that'll
- get you off the board.
- 1784
- 01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:25,452
- What?
- 1785
- 01:30:25,454 --> 01:30:30,123
- Mia, I knew
- the email was a mistake
- 1786
- 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:34,861
- -but I wanted to
- force a fren-a-ssance.
- -Um...
- 1787
- 01:30:34,863 --> 01:30:37,864
- And exploit your opera fame
- to get my career back on track.
- 1788
- 01:30:38,801 --> 01:30:41,535
- But I really think we connected
- and not because
- you're just teaching.
- 1789
- 01:30:41,970 --> 01:30:44,137
- But I knew the right
- thing to do was to ask you
- 1790
- 01:30:44,139 --> 01:30:46,973
- if it was a mistake
- and I didn't.
- 1791
- 01:30:48,710 --> 01:30:49,910
- Sinner.
- 1792
- 01:30:49,912 --> 01:30:52,746
- [ominous music]
- 1793
- 01:30:55,851 --> 01:30:57,050
- -[zombies groaning]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1794
- 01:30:57,052 --> 01:30:59,619
- Fuck, it didn't work.
- 1795
- 01:30:59,621 --> 01:31:01,721
- Maybe you all have to do it?
- 1796
- 01:31:03,659 --> 01:31:06,693
- Uh, I didn't send the stay
- away from the wedding email.
- 1797
- 01:31:07,663 --> 01:31:11,665
- Seriously? Do you just want
- your friends and family
- to show up to this shit storm
- 1798
- 01:31:11,667 --> 01:31:14,167
- in case we pull off an
- eight-way exorcism. Oh my God.
- 1799
- 01:31:14,169 --> 01:31:16,937
- So this isn't
- just my wedding, okay?
- 1800
- 01:31:19,107 --> 01:31:21,942
- It's an audition for a
- wedding-planning position
- at Bride Boheme.
- 1801
- 01:31:23,645 --> 01:31:27,080
- My opera career is over.
- Okay, fine,
- it never even started.
- 1802
- 01:31:27,082 --> 01:31:29,783
- I just started lying
- about it on social media but...
- 1803
- 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:34,120
- I have to do
- something with my life.
- 1804
- 01:31:35,190 --> 01:31:37,123
- I can't just be somebody's wife.
- 1805
- 01:31:39,962 --> 01:31:40,894
- Wow.
- 1806
- 01:31:42,498 --> 01:31:44,030
- Send the fucking email!
- 1807
- 01:31:46,068 --> 01:31:48,001
- -[email whooshing]
- -[ominous music]
- 1808
- 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:50,036
- -[zombies groaning]
- -[phones buzzing]
- 1809
- 01:31:50,038 --> 01:31:51,238
- What more do we have to do?
- 1810
- 01:31:51,240 --> 01:31:53,740
- I, I cannot die!
- 1811
- 01:31:53,742 --> 01:31:56,843
- Oh, duh, full ceremony.
- 1812
- 01:31:56,845 --> 01:31:57,777
- What?
- 1813
- 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:00,580
- No, no, no.
- 1814
- 01:32:02,818 --> 01:32:03,984
- [Eileen] Say cheese.
- 1815
- 01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:06,152
- -[Paulette grunting]
- -[camera clicking]
- 1816
- 01:32:06,154 --> 01:32:07,687
- -[phones buzzing]
- -[zombies groaning]
- 1817
- 01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:10,156
- [ominous music]
- 1818
- 01:32:10,158 --> 01:32:11,758
- We could still swim.
- 1819
- 01:32:11,994 --> 01:32:15,128
- Miriam forced Paulette's sin
- out of her, but not yours.
- 1820
- 01:32:15,130 --> 01:32:16,730
- -No, no, no! Fuck.
- -[dramatic music]
- 1821
- 01:32:16,732 --> 01:32:19,065
- -[camera whirring]
- -[zombies groaning]
- 1822
- 01:32:19,067 --> 01:32:24,170
- Um, sorry, that job at
- Bride Boheme, that's all me.
- 1823
- 01:32:25,307 --> 01:32:28,675
- -But you didn't cause
- our email mix-up.
- -I, yeah.
- 1824
- 01:32:28,677 --> 01:32:29,709
- That was me, too.
- 1825
- 01:32:29,711 --> 01:32:32,012
- [zombies groaning]
- 1826
- 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:35,115
- When I was ten years old,
- I stole a chocolate milk
- from the liquor store.
- 1827
- 01:32:35,117 --> 01:32:37,017
- -[phones buzzing]
- -[zombies groaning]
- 1828
- 01:32:37,019 --> 01:32:39,219
- And I set a cat on fire
- and I blamed it on neighbor boy
- 1829
- 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:41,821
- and he went to juvie
- and I knew it was wrong.
- 1830
- 01:32:41,823 --> 01:32:43,290
- [eerie music]
- 1831
- 01:32:43,292 --> 01:32:44,224
- No!
- 1832
- 01:32:45,794 --> 01:32:48,228
- You have to sin at the camp.
- 1833
- 01:32:48,230 --> 01:32:49,629
- [ominous music]
- 1834
- 01:32:49,631 --> 01:32:51,865
- [phones buzzing]
- 1835
- 01:32:51,867 --> 01:32:54,834
- Am I supposed to report myself?
- 1836
- 01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:56,002
- Ugh.
- 1837
- 01:32:56,004 --> 01:32:59,272
- Maybe I lied
- 1838
- 01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:01,007
- about the electronics exemption.
- 1839
- 01:33:01,143 --> 01:33:02,776
- [dramatic music]
- 1840
- 01:33:02,778 --> 01:33:04,911
- -[zombies thudding]
- -[metal clanking]
- 1841
- 01:33:04,913 --> 01:33:07,314
- [camera whirring]
- 1842
- 01:33:07,316 --> 01:33:10,784
- [crickets chirping]
- 1843
- 01:33:10,786 --> 01:33:12,352
- [birds chirping]
- 1844
- 01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:20,026
- [Scott] He didn't make it,
- so sorry.
- 1845
- 01:33:20,028 --> 01:33:22,662
- Maybe we can apply to that
- preschool in Carol Gardens?
- 1846
- 01:33:23,699 --> 01:33:27,000
- [boss] You're fired. Kidding.
- You need a vacation.
- 1847
- 01:33:27,002 --> 01:33:30,236
- I've got a perfect new account
- akumenang.com
- 1848
- 01:33:33,041 --> 01:33:35,842
- Shit! That was meant for Dax.
- We were going to surprise you
- 1849
- 01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:37,978
- turning the brew room
- into a nursery
- 1850
- 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,613
- and then he got tickets to
- the Yankees' game
- 1851
- 01:33:39,615 --> 01:33:41,147
- but totally
- doing it next weekend.
- 1852
- 01:33:41,149 --> 01:33:43,817
- [Queena] Toxic gas?
- I hope you're all okay.
- 1853
- 01:33:43,819 --> 01:33:46,987
- -No worries.
- -[Annie] We're staying away
- in our rental car.
- 1854
- 01:33:46,989 --> 01:33:48,955
- -[Todd] Did you try Gas-X?
- -Smirk.
- 1855
- 01:33:49,891 --> 01:33:53,960
- -[message alerts beeping]
- -[messages vibrating]
- 1856
- 01:33:54,196 --> 01:33:55,629
- Is everyone alive?
- 1857
- 01:33:56,865 --> 01:33:58,198
- [Dalvero grunts]
- 1858
- 01:34:00,636 --> 01:34:04,871
- Okay, Mia, I mean,
- she's totally great.
- 1859
- 01:34:04,873 --> 01:34:06,640
- I approve.
- 1860
- 01:34:06,642 --> 01:34:08,141
- Can we just be friends again?
- 1861
- 01:34:10,679 --> 01:34:11,344
- Jefferson's alive.
- 1862
- 01:34:11,346 --> 01:34:12,278
- Oh!
- 1863
- 01:34:12,714 --> 01:34:14,214
- [girls screaming and laughing]
- 1864
- 01:34:15,017 --> 01:34:19,285
- -Alexis, are you pregnant?
- -I didn't want to upstage you.
- 1865
- 01:34:19,287 --> 01:34:21,788
- -Stop, that's amazing!
- -[girls screaming]
- 1866
- 01:34:21,790 --> 01:34:23,723
- -Boo?
- -Boo.
- 1867
- 01:34:23,725 --> 01:34:24,724
- Oh my God, my dress.
- 1868
- 01:34:24,726 --> 01:34:26,693
- [both laughing]
- 1869
- 01:34:28,730 --> 01:34:30,830
- 25 minutes? Deal?
- 1870
- 01:34:31,967 --> 01:34:32,999
- Why is it daytime?
- 1871
- 01:34:33,001 --> 01:34:35,702
- [message alert dings]
- 1872
- 01:34:35,704 --> 01:34:38,438
- [water splashing]
- 1873
- 01:34:39,808 --> 01:34:41,107
- [canoes thudding]
- 1874
- 01:34:42,077 --> 01:34:43,009
- Hey.
- 1875
- 01:34:44,079 --> 01:34:44,978
- Hey.
- 1876
- 01:34:44,980 --> 01:34:46,413
- [grunts]
- 1877
- 01:34:48,250 --> 01:34:49,315
- [sighs]
- 1878
- 01:34:49,951 --> 01:34:51,951
- Okay, phone time over.
- 1879
- 01:34:52,421 --> 01:34:57,991
- -Let's make this wedding happen.
- -But nobody's coming.
- 1880
- 01:34:57,993 --> 01:35:00,226
- If you actually love each other,
- does it matter?
- 1881
- 01:35:00,762 --> 01:35:02,462
- And you have
- a pretty strong case
- 1882
- 01:35:02,464 --> 01:35:04,297
- to contest your Airbnb fees.
- 1883
- 01:35:04,299 --> 01:35:05,899
- You can use the money
- to throw a party
- 1884
- 01:35:05,901 --> 01:35:07,734
- in the city for
- the obligatories.
- 1885
- 01:35:07,736 --> 01:35:10,403
- And I can probably Molly
- Ringwald this into something.
- 1886
- 01:35:10,405 --> 01:35:11,337
- What about Bride Boheme?
- 1887
- 01:35:11,339 --> 01:35:12,806
- Oh, it's okay.
- 1888
- 01:35:12,808 --> 01:35:14,107
- [birds chirping]
- 1889
- 01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:15,942
- Paulette is actually right.
- 1890
- 01:35:15,944 --> 01:35:19,045
- If we're going to have
- a wedding, we should do it
- because we love each other
- 1891
- 01:35:19,047 --> 01:35:21,247
- and we have
- really great friends.
- 1892
- 01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:25,752
- -[lively message music]
- -[ominous music]
- 1893
- 01:35:25,754 --> 01:35:27,954
- -Oh my God!
- -[Trask] What?
- 1894
- 01:35:30,425 --> 01:35:32,792
- You accepted my friend request.
- 1895
- 01:35:32,794 --> 01:35:35,328
- [upbeat music]
- 1896
- 01:35:54,216 --> 01:35:55,381
- [audience applauding
- and cheering]
- 1897
- 01:35:55,383 --> 01:35:58,218
- [camera clicking]
- 1898
- 01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:04,057
- ¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- 1899
- 01:36:09,131 --> 01:36:13,333
- -¶ Glory, glory, hallelujah ¶
- -[foot stomping]
- 1900
- 01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:17,036
- ¶ His truth is marching on ¶
- 1901
- 01:36:17,038 --> 01:36:20,440
- [electronic dance music]
- 1902
- 01:37:10,959 --> 01:37:12,225
- -Five more minutes.
- -[Michael chuckling]
- 1903
- 01:37:12,227 --> 01:37:13,326
- Five more minutes,
- 1904
- 01:37:13,328 --> 01:37:14,460
- five more minutes.
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