Puns involving Joden's name

You're probably thinking: "I made a funny pun involving Joden's name, let's tell people in Joden's stream about it! They'll love it!"

The truth is: most of those puns have been told so many times that we've pretty much heard them all. The reason you can't tell them is not because we all feel these puns are tasteless and stupid, but rather because they get repetitive and unoriginal. Also, since other people will join the fun and come up with their own puns, the chat becomes filled with puns to the point where it's just spam.

Now I hear you asking: "But... I haven't heard any puns with Joden's name, and I think they're really funny! How am I ever going to find out about all of the funny ones?" For that reason I've created this list with all of the puns I know of involving Joden's name, so that anyone who hasn't heard them all already can read them here.

If you came up with one that doesn't exist on this list, feel free to PM me on Twitch. My username is Jelster64.

Note well that puns are fine in Joden's chat, as long as they don't involve Joden's name.

Without any further ado, here's the list:
If Joden paid a hooker, he'd get Jodenblown
If Joden were a fossil, he'd be a Jodenbone
If Joden got cloned, he'd have a Jodenclone
If Joden made ice cream, it'd be called a Jodencone
If Joden was a small remotely controllable helicopter, he'd be a Jodendrone
If Joden got on an airplane, he'd get Jodenflown
If Joden were in a bad mood, he'd Jodengroan
If Joden got taller, he'd have Jodengrown
If Joden would sharpen a razor, he'd Jodenhone it
If Joden got a lot of media attention, he'd become Jodenknown
If Joden would borrow money, he'd have a Jodenloan
If Joden were lonely, he'd be Jodenlone
If Joden moans, he Jodenmoans
If Joden gets rekt, he gets JodenstOWNED
If Joden gets a phone call, he picks up the Jodenphone
If Joden would get down to the ground, he'd Jodenprone
If Joden would be a French river, he'd be the JodenRhone
If Joden were a small biscuit (rich with cream and eggs) cut into diamonds or sticks and baked in an oven or (especially originally) on a griddle, he'd be a Jodenscone
If Joden was sightseeing he would be Jodenshown (special shoutouts to Moist_Joe for not being able to come up with anything better than this Kappa)
If Joden were a king, he'd sit on the Jodenthrone
If Joden gets thrown somewhere he gets Jodenthrown
The sound of Jodens voice is the Jodentone
This stream is the Jodenzone
If Joden pisses off his father he gets Jodendisowned
If Joden decides to do something later, he Jodenpostpones it
If Joden disappears, he's Jodengone
If Joden smoked weed, he'd be Jodenstoned
If Joden had a garden it'd be Jodensown (credits to Garbbb)
If Joden smells really nice he must be wearing Jodencologne (credits to Garbbb)
If Joden was a fashion designer, he'd have JodenSewn a lot of dresses (credits to Cainenghis)
If Joden was a movie actor he'd be JodenStallone (credits to Goobysenchou)
If Joden plays an instrument in a band, he plays the JodenTrombone (credits to Scaldera)
If Joden makes a terrible mistake, he must Jodenatone (credits to Oasidude)
If Joden made pants, the name would be JodenPantalone (credits to tehpanda64)
If Joden were an infamous gangster in the 20th century, he'd be called JodenCapone (credits to JHF_)
If Joden was a broken lawnmower he'd be mowed_a_stone (credits to Onred)