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  1. Kit12/16/2020
  2. Anyway Kuroiro curled up in Monoma's bed, hogging all of his covers
  3. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  4. He absolutely does
  5. Kit12/16/2020
  6. Two nasty boys hugging it out
  7. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  8. He has like monthly times that he realizes he craves affection and usually Monoma gets the brunt of it
  9. Kit12/16/2020
  10. Anyway Monoma just absentmindedly scratching at Kuroiro's scalp like a cat
  11. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  12. AAAA
  13. Stop that I’m GAY
  14. Kit12/16/2020
  15. Never
  16. They don't ever talk during their little cuddle sessions but Monoma just mumbles a sleepy little, "G'night, Shihai," and tucks his face against his back
  17. Just to listen to his heartbeat
  18. He doesn't say it, neither of them say it, but they both need this
  19. A chance to exist without having to prove themselves
  20. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  21. THEYRE JUST TWO TOUCH ATARVED BOYS GETTING THE AFFECTION THEY DESERVE
  22. JAKKSODIDKDNC AAAAAAA
  23. Sometimes shihai will roll over and wrap his arms around Monoma and just pull him in really close and nose into his hair while rubbing little circles in his back
  24. Kit12/16/2020
  25. They forget who originally started it, but with enough time, they come up with signals to let the other know when they need a little something extra
  26. Tugging on a sleeve once, twice
  27. It becomes a force of habit
  28. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  29. ALEX SHIHAI IS UNSHIPPABLE I BEG
  30. Kit12/16/2020
  31. I told you, that was a challenge
  32. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  33. IM BEING H UN T E D FOR S P O R T
  34. Kit12/16/2020
  35. Whenever the topic of romance comes up, Monoma is always scornful
  36. It seems impossible for him
  37. The stuff of fairy tales and fantasy
  38. But without fail, his eyes always trail back and find that spot of inky black void
  39. Considering
  40. Before finally throwing it away
  41. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  42. NFKDKSKSKSKMSND FU KCIN
  43. Kit12/16/2020
  44. He doesn't want to want
  45. He wants to be content with what they have
  46. Saying anything, speaking the words could ruin it
  47. Ruin the fragile routine that's built up between them
  48. Kit12/16/2020
  49. Monoma immediately reading that shit and just. Burrowing into Kuro's lap.
  50. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  51. AAAAAAA
  52. Kit12/16/2020
  53. He's illiterate. He doesn't wanna think. Just needs boy warmth.
  54. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  55. Kuro just playing with his hair and pulling the blankets up a little on him
  56. Kit12/16/2020
  57. He presses his face into Kuro's tummy and groooooooans.
  58. Arms wrapped around his torso.
  59. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  60. I’m gay im gay I’m gay
  61. Yeeeeees
  62. Kit12/16/2020
  63. They lay like that for a little while before Monoma just starts nuzzling against his stomach to make him laugh. "Give me a reason not to get up." His voice is muffled against the fabric of Kuro's shirt. "Otherwise, I gotta go be a dumb, stupid person."
  64. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  65. Kuro gives him a million reasons to stay because he’s a master procrastinator and he knows he only gets this every once in a while
  66. Kit12/16/2020
  67. Monoma is all too willing to be convinced.
  68. But you know... He could get this more often than every once in a while... if he really wanted to...
  69. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  70. He probably will tbh
  71. Kit12/16/2020
  72. All he has to do is ask for it
  73. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  74. There lies the issue. Boy is so emotionally constipated and he absolutely never talks about what he wants or needs
  75. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  76. Thinkin bout Kuro sneaking into Monoma’s room at night when he’s extra lonely and the first few times it scared the shit out of Monoma because he just like appears
  77. Shadow boy do shadow things
  78. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  79. On good days he lays there for hours and tells Monoma how pretty he is
  80. Kit12/16/2020
  81. Eventually he doesn't even twitch, just pulls back the covers and scoots to make room
  82. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  83. He just slides in and wraps his arms around him and buried his face against him without any words
  84. Kit12/16/2020
  85. I bet his hair is really soft so Monoma just strokes it and gives him scritches
  86. Monoma's hair is soft too but in this really smooth silky way where Kuro's is all Fluff and Tufts
  87. "Monoma, come over."
  88. "I can't, I'm busy."
  89. "Busy with what???"
  90. [photo of Kuroiro drooling on his chest]
  91. "If I move, I go to prison."
  92. Cat Daddy12/16/2020
  93. PRISON
  94. Yeah
  95. Just bros being bros
  96. Maybe they hold hands
  97. Maybe they kith
  98. KitYesterday at 6:43 AM
  99. Anyway so
  100. Monoma blowing raspberries onto Kuro's belly
  101. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:43 AM
  102. AAAAAA
  103. Kuro actually being quite ticklish so he immediately bursts into a giggle fit
  104. KitYesterday at 6:45 AM
  105. SKREEEEE
  106. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:45 AM
  107. Ugh :pleading_face: early morning cuddle sesh
  108. KitYesterday at 6:46 AM
  109. "Don't try and drink that while laying down, it's hot."
  110. "It'll be fiiiiine I'll be carefUCK!!!!"
  111. "What did I just say? Come here, let me see that."
  112. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:47 AM
  113. WHAT IF WHAT IF
  114. That leads to a lil kith
  115. KitYesterday at 6:47 AM
  116. YES...
  117. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:47 AM
  118. A lil smooch
  119. KitYesterday at 6:48 AM
  120. "It hurts :("
  121. "Ugh, you'll live."
  122. "I won't. I languish in agony. I'm dying as we speak."
  123. "If I kiss it better, will you shut up?"
  124. ":flushed:"
  125. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:48 AM
  126. AAAAAAA
  127. Kuro is also so gentle with Monoma it’s almost uncharacteristic
  128. KitYesterday at 6:48 AM
  129. I'm imagining that Monoma goes beet red when he's flustered/embarrassed
  130. [Tamaki blushing gif]
  131. This is literally him
  132. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:49 AM
  133. Oh absolutely
  134. And Kuro just grabs his face and leans in and gives him the softest kiss
  135. KitYesterday at 6:50 AM
  136. I wanna die
  137. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:50 AM
  138. If a blush could show up on him he’d be just as red
  139. KitYesterday at 6:50 AM
  140. And this isn't like his kiss with Kendo, where he felt like he had something to prove, where it was more about what he felt he should do rather than what he wanted to do
  141. This feels
  142. Right in a way he didn't know was even possible for him
  143. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:51 AM
  144. AAAAA
  145. Kuro gets butterflies and that shit has never happened to him before
  146. KitYesterday at 6:52 AM
  147. Right when Kuro is about to pull away, Monoma leans forward with his whole body to meet him, hand reaching to cover the back of his neck and press close, keeping him still
  148. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:52 AM
  149. He gets all fluttery and bubbly and there’s a genuine smile on his face and he just wants to go scream it from the rooftops that him and monoma just kissed
  150. KitYesterday at 6:52 AM
  151. Not yet
  152. He's not ready for this to end yet
  153. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:52 AM
  154. AAAAA
  155. KitYesterday at 6:53 AM
  156. When he kisses back, there's... almost hesitation, like he's not sure what he should be doing
  157. Like any moment, he'll get caught doing something he shouldn't
  158. But inch by inch, moment by moment, that fades as he gets more comfortable
  159. Because he wants this
  160. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:55 AM
  161. I feel like Kuro gets so wound up in his own emotions so he gets a little more desperate in the kiss like he’s afraid Monoma is going to run away from him or never speak to him again
  162. KitYesterday at 6:56 AM
  163. MY BOYYYY
  164. But he's not going anywhere
  165. He's clutching with everything he has
  166. At the core of both of them, there's this all-consuming loneliness that just wants someone, anyone to stay
  167. But it's here that they found each other
  168. Cat DaddyYesterday at 6:57 AM
  169. :pleading_face: I’m so soft for this
  170. And that’s how they end up spending the good majority of the morning. Limbs tangled, whispering to each other how wonderful and amazing they are and stealing sweet little kisses because they can’t get enough of the affection both of them so desperately crave. What brought them to this point in the first place. They allow themselves to feel
  171. KitYesterday at 6:59 AM
  172. And you said he was unshippable. Don't ever doubt my power again.
  173. God they're so perfect
  174. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:00 AM
  175. YOU FUCKIN DESTROYED ME AND IM GAY
  176. KitYesterday at 7:00 AM
  177. —Kuroiro to Monoma
  178. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:00 AM
  179. Literally
  180. KitYesterday at 7:01 AM
  181. They're both conspicuously absent from class that day because, wouldn't you know it, gee golly gosh they both came down with a cold, better stay away so you don't catch it
  182. Just so they have more time together
  183. To get their fill
  184. Enough to brave the day ahead
  185. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:03 AM
  186. Ugh just the thought of Kuro being so gentle with Neito and treating him as if he was touching a marble statue carved by one of the greats. Treating him like he’s gold.
  187. There’s so much awe in every touch he gives
  188. KitYesterday at 7:06 AM
  189. And Neito's never had to be gentle with anything in his life; it was constant competition, pushing harder and harder, any show of weakness or mercy, while not physically punished, was met with rejection
  190. So to see him completely break down in Shihai's grasp
  191. Just at the sheer wonder of being given something for nothing
  192. He does every single thing he can to pay it back in spades
  193. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:09 AM
  194. At this point in their friendship Shihai can absolutely read him like a book so he recognizes every flit of emotion Neito has and he does everything in his power to reassure him that’s hes worthy of this and deserving of being happy and of being a little selfish and taking what he wants
  195. KitYesterday at 7:10 AM
  196. I can't believe they're in love
  197. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:10 AM
  198. I HATE TO SAY IT
  199. I DO
  200. BUT UH YEAH
  201. KitYesterday at 7:10 AM
  202. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD ESCAPE ME
  203. BUT THE GAY WILL ENDURE
  204. lmao this Kendo
  205. Doesn't know I've already got my grubby little claws into Kuroiro
  206. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:14 AM
  207. LMFAO
  208. Kuro doing a 180 because he’s got all he needs laying right next to him
  209. KitYesterday at 7:15 AM
  210. "What, Tetsutetsu? Girl, that was so two days ago, get with the times. I'm stealing your man now."
  211. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:15 AM
  212. HAHAHAHA
  213. KitYesterday at 7:16 AM
  214. "Mhm, keep saying that while I give your crush a little kissy."
  215. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:23 AM
  216. “For every time kendo annoys me I give her crush one kiss” challenge
  217. KitYesterday at 7:24 AM
  218. Kendo: [breathes]
  219. Shihai: Aaaaand that's one
  220. Kendo: HEY
  221. Shihai: And two
  222. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:24 AM
  223. LMFAO
  224. KitYesterday at 7:27 AM
  225. I want them to go on dates
  226. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:27 AM
  227. They can go on dates
  228. KitYesterday at 7:27 AM
  229. Neito takes Shihai to this cute little French cafe tucked away
  230. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:27 AM
  231. They won’t call it dating because they’re the worst but
  232. AAAA
  233. Shihai has never had macarons
  234. KitYesterday at 7:28 AM
  235. Feeds his boy little bits of his pastry
  236. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:28 AM
  237. :pleading_face:
  238. KitYesterday at 7:28 AM
  239. He's a master of "you have to try this, it's so good!"
  240. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:28 AM
  241. Shihai also just lets neito order for him because he can’t read most of the menu and he also doesn’t know what any of it is so he just
  242. Let’s Monoma order. Also high key melts if he starts speaking French
  243. KitYesterday at 7:29 AM
  244. It's places like these that really let Neito unwind and come alive; he looks so relaxed and at home when he doesn't have an audience to perform for
  245. So he just starts infodumping about the place they're at and the history of the cuisine
  246. "You know something, if I didn't become a hero, I might have ended up working here as a chef."
  247. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:30 AM
  248. Shihai listens so intently because it’s really interesting to him. He’s never heard anything like this and also he just likes listening to neito talk
  249. KitYesterday at 7:30 AM
  250. The way his eyes light up when he talks about all the recipes he's tried (and even laughs a little at the stuff he's failed at, which never happens with anyone else)
  251. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:31 AM
  252. So he’s got the biggest heart eyes on, small smile, cheek plopped in his hand
  253. AAAA
  254. KitYesterday at 7:31 AM
  255. He suddenly goes quiet for a few seconds right before SHOVING his face into Shihai's personal bubble
  256. "What's your favorite food??? C'mon, you must have something!"
  257. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:32 AM
  258. Shihai grew up a good majority on the streets so he’s like “uhhhh that,,,,, taiyaki food cart that goes around town is pretty good”
  259. KitYesterday at 7:33 AM
  260. He just gets this really intense glint in his eye and sits back and goes, "Got it."
  261. The living embodiment of :triumph:
  262. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:34 AM
  263. JFKFNDKD
  264. KitYesterday at 7:34 AM
  265. He's gonna make his mans the best goddamn taiyaki he's ever had!!!
  266. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:34 AM
  267. “This dummy doesn’t know food yet and that’s a challenge”
  268. KitYesterday at 7:34 AM
  269. He goes all out in preparing it, too
  270. Makes the fish "scales" all glossy and gorgeous with egg wash
  271. It looks more like an art piece than something to eat
  272. But he looks so so so SO proud of himself
  273. Like an excited puppy dancing on his hind legs
  274. "Well? Well? Go on, try it! How is it? It's good, right?"
  275. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:35 AM
  276. Oh my GID :pleading_face:
  277. It truly is the best taiyaki he’s ever had
  278. KitYesterday at 7:36 AM
  279. He doesn't stop smiling the whole damn night
  280. There's nothing better than making sure his man is full and happy
  281. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:38 AM
  282. Shihai can’t cook for shit so he just starts living for Monoma cooking for him
  283. KitYesterday at 7:39 AM
  284. He's got a nice mix of food that would be familiar to Shihai and stuff that's completely foreign to him
  285. Broadening his horizons bit by bit
  286. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:39 AM
  287. :pleading_face:
  288. KitYesterday at 7:39 AM
  289. Food IS a love language
  290. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:40 AM
  291. Shihai pretty much will eat anything come to find out and he loves all of it
  292. KitYesterday at 7:40 AM
  293. Neito always demands kisses for a job well done
  294. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:40 AM
  295. AAA
  296. AND SO HE GETS THEM
  297. AS HE DESERVES
  298. KitYesterday at 7:43 AM
  299. Look at how this motherfucker stands in his civilian portrait
  300.  
  301. Weird-ass
  302. I love him
  303. Shihai appears to have a crush on Kinoko Komori, as he nervously averts his eyes and stammers while speaking to her and celebrates internally when she praises him in the Joint Training Battle.[4] He's also seen standing jealously behind her while she talks to Fumikage.[5] Shihai struggles to talk to girls in general and tends to think they have a crush on him if they talk to him.
  304. OH NO WAIT THAT'S CUTE ACTUALLY
  305. Monoma: Hi
  306. Kuro: WAIT YOU LOVE ME OR SOMETHING???
  307. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:45 AM
  308. AAAA THATS REALLY CUTE WHAT THE FUCK
  309. N E R V O U S
  310. HES GOT ANXIETY
  311. KitYesterday at 7:45 AM
  312. His favorite things are taboos.
  313. Wh...
  314. Shihai gets calloutposted on Twitter for his problematic ships
  315. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:46 AM
  316. LMFAO
  317. Shihai likes weird shit. Heard.
  318. KitYesterday at 7:46 AM
  319. Signed, stamped, and sealed
  320. Cat DaddyYesterday at 7:46 AM
  321. Monoma: hey I found this cursed object-
  322. Shihai: I fucking LOVE IT
  323. KitYesterday at 10:22 PM
  324. God I need that vine of the girl sobbing and listening to Running up that Hill by Kate Bush
  325. Anyway that's Monoma
  326. KitToday at 1:08 AM
  327. You promised me headcanons
  328. Cat DaddyToday at 1:14 AM
  329. Okokok bet
  330. Thinkin about Kuro taking Monoma out on a date at night and he sets it all up so it’s a nighttime picnic and stargazing and the whole nine yards
  331. Because it’s night time and that’s when Kuro feels the most safe
  332. KitToday at 8:58 AM
  333. Thinkin' 'bout Monoma pretending he lost Kuro because it's so dark so he's just feeling around to have an excuse to grab his face for a smooch
  334. Cat DaddyToday at 9:32 AM
  335. THEY
  336. also :pleading_face:
  337. Thinkin about how when they’re doing like practice as a class as like one half of the class heroes and one half of the class is villains, Kuro always sneaks up on Monoma just to give him a lil smooch on the cheek when no one is looking
  338. Bc he can and he fucks around a lot during those drills
  339. KitToday at 9:35 AM
  340. Terrible
  341. Just awful
  342. I love him
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