Drop That Strainer

The Ballad of  Papa Spaghetti: My name is Papa Spaghetti, my favorite mon is Weevil, underneath my cheerful smile, beats a heart quite evil. I go in the streets, and snap up the sheets, and hang up the townsfolk, until they're red streaks.

The Spaghettacy: Evisceratin’ Evan, won't go to heaven, protege of Papa Spaghetti, already killed seven. He's a cannibal, like Dr. Hannibal, disembowels small children with his strong mandibles. Eviscerates, appetite  he satiates, stalking his prey, like a wolf he waits.