In which Feraku and Bayith become matesprits

<yzabtech> ((let's do this))
<ancestor> "so.... dinner or not?"
<ancestor> "c'mon! it would be IMPOLITE to say no!"
<yzabtech> Feraku just stands there. At least there is nothing that can make this more awkward....
<ancestor> "ill order a pizza" *eyebrow wiggle*
<Bayith> "I don't actually get a say in this without getting eaten by a dragon don't I"
<yzabtech> "You don't even order pizzas, you just draw ritual circles on the table and summon a pizza from the pizza place! We owe them about 500 Alternian Credits now!"
* ancestor leans in to bayith and whispers "all of this is just to make it awkward for her"
<Bayith> "and for me I assume"
<ancestor> "well.... "ORDERING" "
<ancestor> *whispers* "yes, isn't it fun?"
<yzabtech> ((The Nameless never whispers, she merely haunts the thoughts of others))
<Bayith> "...sure...fun..."
<yzabtech> ((chuck norris doesn't swim, water just likes to be around him))
<ancestor> ((exactly))
<ancestor> "so... its a deal? you WILL be staying over for dinner?"
<yzabtech> Feraku mouths "I'm so sorry" to Bayith.
<Bayith> "Again, I don't feel like I have much choice in the matter"
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<ancestor> "of course... it would be okay if you have something important to do
<ancestor> "everyone has their families and all that jazz"
<ancestor> "you know how it goes. drawing abaddons... summoning demons, chanting... just typical familiar stuff"
<Bayith> "I couldn't really say"
<ancestor> "can you?"
<ancestor> "oh well"
<ancestor> "it seems like you dont really WANT to stay. do you? be HONEST with me"
<yzabtech> Feraku watches this conversation go down.
<yzabtech> This can't be any more awkward.
<ancestor> oh. but it can
<ancestor> "so... i guess from your sweat and all that you REALLY dont WANT to stay"
<ancestor> "is that so?"
<ancestor> "are you not into my girl? look at her. she's adorable! this kind of chances dont come often"
<yzabtech> Feraku blushes, her cheeks as cerulean as a...cerulean thing. Maybe a blueberry?
<Bayith> "I don't think I am exactly into her"
<Bayith> "I mean I like her"
<ancestor> "are you sure?"
<Bayith> "I just.... uh"
* Bayith also blushes
<ancestor> "she's clearly into you"
* ancestor grins
<Bayith> "um"
<Bayith> "thanks?"
<yzabtech> "You're...welcome?"
* ancestor laughts
<ancestor> "so much awkward romantic tension"
<ancestor> "alright pretty boy, you are free to go if you want, but next time you ARE staying over for dinner"
<Bayith> "yeah... of course"
* Bayith pockets some food and walks off as quickly as possible
<ancestor> >:) "WAIT"
<yzabtech> "oh gog no"
<ancestor> "arent you going to say goodbye?"
<ancestor> "it would be IMPOLITE to not to give a proper goodbye right? come here. give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek"
<ancestor> "NOW"
<yzabtech> Feraku just decides to get this overwith.
<ancestor> "its so fun when you are embarassed"
<ancestor> "so...?"
<Bayith> "..."
<yzabtech> "Let's just get this overwith. She's going to flip if we don't."
<yzabtech> "I'm so sorry for all this..."
<ancestor> "no you ARENT! you are expecting that kiss as much as i do! clearly!"
<Bayith> "are we?"
<Bayith> "am I?"
<ancestor> "we are apparently"
<yzabtech> "I don't know anymore."
<ancestor> "you are like a blueberry right now"
<ancestor> "c'mon!"
* Bayith turns around and awkwardly hugs Feraku
<ancestor> "awwwww"
<yzabtech> Feraku awkwardly hugs back.
<ancestor> "so adorable"
<ancestor> "aaaaaaand?"
<yzabtech> Feraku awkwardly kisses Bayith on the cheek.
<ancestor> "there we go"
<ancestor> "you are FREE to go deary"
<ancestor> "come back any time"
<Bayith> "you can count on it..."
* Bayith walks off in disbelief
* ancestor leans in and speaks in a low tone "who the fuck is that kid?"
<ancestor> "why is he in here?"
<ancestor> "since when is he your potential matesprit?"
<ancestor> "why didn't you tell me?"
<yzabtech> Feraku finally gets caught up in her web of lies.
<yzabtech> "Um...he's been my matesprit for a little bit now, but I was still...unsure?"
<yzabtech> Feraku runs off to her literal ivory tower, to message Bayith.
<ancestor> "...kids"
<ancestor> ((end?))
<Bayith> <maybe?>
<yzabtech> ((almost))
* You are now known as architectingScientist
* architectingScientist started pestering mercurialHermit
<ancestor> ((apparently not. but you dont need me anymore))
<architectingScientist> ((yes))
<architectingScientist> ((thank you for being The Nameless))
<architectingScientist> Bayith
<architectingScientist> I am sorry about what just happened
<architectingScientist> With my ancestor and all
* Bayith is now known as MercurialHermit
<MercurialHermit> Ma+espri+es?
<architectingScientist> For most people it would probably be amazing to meet their ancestor
<architectingScientist> But for me it is torture
<architectingScientist> I am sorry about that remark
<architectingScientist> It was to keep you safe from my ancestors wrath
<MercurialHermit> yeah, +hanks al()+ f()r +ha+
<MercurialHermit> I am +hankful
<architectingScientist> I do not think we are actually matesprits
<architectingScientist> Unless
<architectingScientist> You
<architectingScientist> Want to
<ancestor> ((doooooooooooooooo it))
<MercurialHermit> uh
<MercurialHermit> I d()n'+ really kn()w h()w +() resp()nd +() +his
<architectingScientist> I do not know how to respond to your future response either
<MercurialHermit> are y()u saying +ha+ y()u w()uldn'+ mind being ma+espri+es?
<architectingScientist> I would not mind
<architectingScientist> You are a very nice person
<MercurialHermit> ()h
<MercurialHermit> maybe
<MercurialHermit> we can be
<MercurialHermit> if +ha+ is +he case
<architectingScientist> I know that I never use emoticons but
<architectingScientist> :)
<architectingScientist> or maybe :D
<architectingScientist> I do not know for I never use emoticons
<MercurialHermit> +h()se b()th seem +() be g()()d em()tes :)
<MercurialHermit> ()r :D I guess
<architectingScientist> What now
<architectingScientist> Are you up for a game of UNOnline
<MercurialHermit> maybe la+er
<MercurialHermit> I have +() g() get s()me f()()d
<architectingScientist> Ok
<MercurialHermit> bye
<architectingScientist> I'll see you soon
* MercurialHermit has ceased espering architectingScientist
<architectingScientist> ((end))
<architectingScientist> ((that was beautiful))