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  6. 1
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  8. For God's sake, let me go!
  9.  
  10. 2
  11. 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,750
  12. Where to, princess?
  13.  
  14. 3
  15. 00:01:58,083 --> 00:02:03,083
  16. - Let me go.
  17. - Scream if you want.
  18.  
  19. 4
  20. 00:02:03,750 --> 00:02:08,833
  21. Let the toughest man in Meerut
  22. save you from my clutches.
  23.  
  24. 5
  25. 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,917
  26. - Anyone there?
  27. - Ashok!
  28.  
  29. 6
  30. 00:02:43,417 --> 00:02:47,167
  31. May the good Lord forgive us!
  32.  
  33. 7
  34. 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,417
  35. Can't you speak French?
  36.  
  37. 8
  38. 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,833
  39. Ashok, didn't I hit you yesterday?
  40.  
  41. 9
  42. 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:12,500
  43. So what?
  44.  
  45. 10
  46. 00:03:13,250 --> 00:03:14,417
  47. So what!
  48.  
  49. 11
  50. 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,417
  51. Times have changed, boy.
  52.  
  53. 12
  54. 00:03:20,625 --> 00:03:24,000
  55. Your father is a boy!
  56. They call me Bauua Singh.
  57.  
  58. 13
  59. 00:03:25,083 --> 00:03:27,167
  60. Bauua!
  61.  
  62. 14
  63. 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,500
  64. Oh, no! That same dream.
  65.  
  66. 15
  67. 00:03:31,917 --> 00:03:35,250
  68. Did you save my honor again
  69. in your dream?
  70.  
  71. 16
  72. 00:03:35,542 --> 00:03:36,833
  73. Yes.
  74.  
  75. 17
  76. 00:03:37,500 --> 00:03:40,333
  77. Your friends are here.
  78.  
  79. 18
  80. 00:03:40,542 --> 00:03:42,417
  81. Your father is calling you
  82. for breakfast.
  83.  
  84. 19
  85. 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:45,500
  86. Bring me tea. Wash your hands first.
  87.  
  88. 20
  89. 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,625
  90. - Bauua.
  91. - Who's that?
  92.  
  93. 21
  94. 00:03:49,625 --> 00:03:52,000
  95. - Bauua!
  96. - Bauua!
  97.  
  98. 22
  99. 00:03:55,083 --> 00:03:56,625
  100. Your Majesty! Good morning.
  101.  
  102. 23
  103. 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:58,833
  104. Good morning, guys. What's up?
  105.  
  106. 24
  107. 00:03:59,083 --> 00:04:01,000
  108. Look! The new iPhone.
  109.  
  110. 25
  111. 00:04:01,250 --> 00:04:02,167
  112. Wow!
  113.  
  114. 26
  115. 00:04:02,417 --> 00:04:04,750
  116. Sire, this jewel in rags
  117.  
  118. 27
  119. 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,833
  120. has brought great news for you.
  121.  
  122. 28
  123. 00:04:07,083 --> 00:04:10,542
  124. Your heart will melt.
  125. You'll sing devotional songs.
  126.  
  127. 29
  128. 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:14,708
  129. - The most delightful news ever.
  130. - Read it out!
  131.  
  132. 30
  133. 00:04:14,833 --> 00:04:15,792
  134. Okay.
  135.  
  136. 31
  137. 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:20,625
  138. Babita Kumari's heart
  139. has been broken again.
  140.  
  141. 32
  142. 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,083
  143. - Wow!
  144. - At director Imtiaz Ali's party
  145.  
  146. 33
  147. 00:04:23,333 --> 00:04:27,250
  148. the spat between Babita Kumari
  149. and her boyfriend intensified.
  150.  
  151. 34
  152. 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,542
  153. They were cast in Anurag Kashyap's
  154. next film
  155.  
  156. 35
  157. 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:34,625
  158. but Babita has refused
  159. to work with her guy.
  160.  
  161. 36
  162. 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:41,250
  163. - Tea.
  164. - Her close friend disclosed why.
  165.  
  166. 37
  167. 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:44,000
  168. He's with another actress.
  169.  
  170. 38
  171. 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:46,167
  172. Has it happened again?
  173.  
  174. 39
  175. 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:49,917
  176. Has Babita Kumari's heart been
  177. broken by another flirt?
  178.  
  179. 40
  180. 00:04:50,250 --> 00:04:52,250
  181. Your bride has missed the wedding bus.
  182.  
  183. 41
  184. 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,750
  185. Well done!
  186. Guddu, that's terrific news.
  187.  
  188. 42
  189. 00:04:56,292 --> 00:05:02,042
  190. Today is Eid. Give these guys
  191. a 500-rupee bundle.
  192.  
  193. 43
  194. 00:05:02,292 --> 00:05:04,125
  195. It'll make their day.
  196.  
  197. 44
  198. 00:05:04,292 --> 00:05:06,750
  199. - Wait!
  200. - Just be quiet.
  201.  
  202. 45
  203. 00:05:06,917 --> 00:05:07,833
  204. - Is he up yet?
  205. - No.
  206.  
  207. 46
  208. 00:05:08,292 --> 00:05:12,708
  209. He'll only get up when my dead body
  210. leaves this house.
  211.  
  212. 47
  213. 00:05:12,958 --> 00:05:17,583
  214. Have your breakfast. Stop nagging him.
  215. He's just a kid.
  216.  
  217. 48
  218. 00:05:17,792 --> 00:05:21,542
  219. - By height. Eats like a full-grown man!
  220. - Stop it.
  221.  
  222. 49
  223. 00:05:22,167 --> 00:05:25,917
  224. I slave away while the mister wants
  225. fresh orange juice.
  226.  
  227. 50
  228. 00:05:26,167 --> 00:05:28,000
  229. I am not his father
  230.  
  231. 51
  232. 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,167
  233. but a money printing machine to him.
  234.  
  235. 52
  236. 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,417
  237. Keep them coming.
  238.  
  239. 53
  240. 00:05:36,917 --> 00:05:42,500
  241. Hey! Enjoy biryani in my bride
  242. Babita's name.
  243.  
  244. 54
  245. 00:05:42,750 --> 00:05:43,833
  246. Hey, you!
  247.  
  248. 55
  249. 00:05:44,083 --> 00:05:45,625
  250. Stop!
  251.  
  252. 56
  253. 00:05:45,917 --> 00:05:48,500
  254. The whole neighborhood's shown up.
  255.  
  256. 57
  257. 00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,625
  258. You incompetent idiots!
  259.  
  260. 58
  261. 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,500
  262. Snatch the cash from him.
  263.  
  264. 59
  265. 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:57,500
  266. - Have your breakfast.
  267. - I won't spare him today.
  268.  
  269. 60
  270. 00:05:57,750 --> 00:05:59,833
  271. - It's morning!
  272. - What?
  273.  
  274. 61
  275. 00:06:00,083 --> 00:06:01,833
  276. Squandering my money.
  277.  
  278. 62
  279. 00:06:02,167 --> 00:06:04,083
  280. - He's a kid.
  281. - A kid, my foot!
  282.  
  283. 63
  284. 00:06:04,333 --> 00:06:05,833
  285. You're an angel of death.
  286.  
  287. 64
  288. 00:06:06,083 --> 00:06:08,417
  289. Don't talk nonsense, Ashok.
  290.  
  291. 65
  292. 00:06:08,625 --> 00:06:10,542
  293. Your bad habits made me short.
  294.  
  295. 66
  296. 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,000
  297. So what if I spend your money?
  298.  
  299. 67
  300. 00:06:13,250 --> 00:06:14,542
  301. My bad habits?
  302.  
  303. 68
  304. 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,625
  305. Is my height my fault?
  306.  
  307. 69
  308. 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,542
  309. All that tobacco-chewing
  310. stunted your genes.
  311.  
  312. 70
  313. 00:06:19,833 --> 00:06:23,167
  314. - My genes?
  315. - It's stunted. I've read about it.
  316.  
  317. 71
  318. 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:26,250
  319. Kusum, either I kill him or you kill me.
  320.  
  321. 72
  322. 00:06:26,542 --> 00:06:30,083
  323. - Say that when a cop's bashing you.
  324. - Bauua!
  325.  
  326. 73
  327. 00:06:30,333 --> 00:06:32,833
  328. - Go on. Hit me.
  329. - Go downstairs for my sake.
  330.  
  331. 74
  332. 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:34,917
  333. - I'll stop your merrymaking.
  334. - Go!
  335.  
  336. 75
  337. 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,458
  338. - I'm taking your car.
  339. - Be my guest!
  340.  
  341. 76
  342. 00:06:37,625 --> 00:06:38,583
  343. Move away!
  344.  
  345. 77
  346. 00:06:39,542 --> 00:06:41,250
  347. Even your belt's too soft.
  348.  
  349. 78
  350. 00:06:43,250 --> 00:06:45,625
  351. Bauua, why are you after him?
  352.  
  353. 79
  354. 00:06:45,917 --> 00:06:47,750
  355. Look at my height. He owes me, Mom.
  356.  
  357. 80
  358. 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,083
  359. Son, it's God's will
  360. that you're a dwarf.
  361.  
  362. 81
  363. 00:06:50,333 --> 00:06:53,750
  364. Your God has had His way.
  365. Now it's my turn.
  366.  
  367. 82
  368. 00:06:54,083 --> 00:06:57,917
  369. Go. Get me my suit
  370. and the Dhoom 3 bowler hat.
  371.  
  372. 83
  373. 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:00,250
  374. I'm going to watch my bride's new movie.
  375.  
  376. 84
  377. 00:07:03,083 --> 00:07:05,500
  378. Mom, I've told you so many times
  379.  
  380. 85
  381. 00:07:05,750 --> 00:07:07,417
  382. don't you cry.
  383.  
  384. 86
  385. 00:07:10,167 --> 00:07:14,000
  386. - Found your perfect wife?
  387. - Pandey is looking for a girl.
  388.  
  389. 87
  390. 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:18,750
  391. - How are you! - Nigar Cinema.
  392. - How many passengers?
  393.  
  394. 88
  395. 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,500
  396. Just me, the small kid.
  397. And my father.
  398.  
  399. 89
  400. 00:07:23,083 --> 00:07:25,917
  401. Why are you joking, sir?
  402. You're a grown man.
  403.  
  404. 90
  405. 00:07:26,167 --> 00:07:27,917
  406. So why ask? Shall I?
  407.  
  408. 91
  409. 00:07:28,167 --> 00:07:30,417
  410. - I charge 20 rupees.
  411. - It's 10 for Nigar Cinema.
  412.  
  413. 92
  414. 00:07:30,625 --> 00:07:34,167
  415. Pay me five and pull
  416. the rickshaw yourself.
  417.  
  418. 93
  419. 00:07:34,417 --> 00:07:37,000
  420. 10 rupees per passenger.
  421. No matter how many.
  422.  
  423. 94
  424. 00:07:37,250 --> 00:07:39,167
  425. - Can you pull us all?
  426. - Yes.
  427.  
  428. 95
  429. 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,917
  430. Give me five! Again!
  431.  
  432. 96
  433. 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:46,542
  434. I'm taking you to watch
  435. my bride's movie!
  436.  
  437. 97
  438. 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:51,833
  439. Come! We're off to see
  440. my bride's movie.
  441.  
  442. 98
  443. 00:07:54,833 --> 00:07:57,542
  444. Come and enjoy Babita's latest!
  445.  
  446. 99
  447. 00:07:57,833 --> 00:08:00,083
  448. Two item numbers in this one.
  449.  
  450. 100
  451. 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:03,250
  452. He can pull us all.
  453.  
  454. 101
  455. 00:08:03,500 --> 00:08:05,833
  456. Guddu, should I call Junaid?
  457.  
  458. 102
  459. 00:08:06,083 --> 00:08:09,750
  460. Forget it! He prefers the star Deepika
  461. and Hollywood movies.
  462.  
  463. 103
  464. 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,500
  465. Come with us.
  466. There's tons of room here.
  467.  
  468. 104
  469. 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:19,958
  470. "The night is young,
  471. full of lustful promises."
  472.  
  473. 105
  474. 00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:22,583
  475. "The weather is in our favor."
  476.  
  477. 106
  478. 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,000
  479. The screen is that way!
  480.  
  481. 107
  482. 00:08:29,167 --> 00:08:34,000
  483. "You always fail at love.
  484. I burn in love."
  485.  
  486. 108
  487. 00:08:34,250 --> 00:08:38,250
  488. "Our names are notorious."
  489.  
  490. 109
  491. 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:40,833
  492. "I could use you."
  493.  
  494. 110
  495. 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:43,250
  496. "Don't think too much."
  497.  
  498. 111
  499. 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:46,917
  500. "I'll leave the world behind for you.
  501. Why worry?"
  502.  
  503. 112
  504. 00:08:47,167 --> 00:08:51,500
  505. "The beauty conquers your heart."
  506.  
  507. 113
  508. 00:08:51,833 --> 00:08:56,417
  509. "The beauty conquers your heart.
  510. Don't worry, sweetheart."
  511.  
  512. 114
  513. 00:08:56,542 --> 00:09:00,833
  514. "Beauty conquers.."
  515.  
  516. 115
  517. 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:06,417
  518. Shaadi.com calling.
  519. Yes, Pandey?
  520.  
  521. 116
  522. 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,833
  523. Celebrate? Celebrate what?
  524.  
  525. 117
  526. 00:09:11,250 --> 00:09:14,625
  527. Are you drunk?
  528. I'll be there tomorrow.
  529.  
  530. 118
  531. 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:20,042
  532. - What is it?
  533. - Nothing. Come on.
  534.  
  535. 119
  536. 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:25,250
  537. "Bang like a drum, work my body.
  538. Tonight I'm in charge, so dance to my beat."
  539.  
  540. 120
  541. 00:09:26,458 --> 00:09:27,542
  542. "Do it slowly."
  543.  
  544. 121
  545. 00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,042
  546. "One night only."
  547.  
  548. 122
  549. 00:09:30,292 --> 00:09:32,417
  550. "Because I'm feeling hot,
  551. Tequila no chase."
  552.  
  553. 123
  554. 00:09:32,625 --> 00:09:35,250
  555. "Oh, on, your lips, you like my style."
  556.  
  557. 124
  558. 00:09:35,750 --> 00:09:39,500
  559. Bring the three Khans with you.
  560. Here I am, sweetheart.
  561.  
  562. 125
  563. 00:09:40,250 --> 00:09:41,875
  564. Why did Pandey call you so early?
  565.  
  566. 126
  567. 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,125
  568. I have a bad feeling.
  569.  
  570. 127
  571. 00:09:47,167 --> 00:09:48,500
  572. Mr. Singh
  573.  
  574. 128
  575. 00:09:50,917 --> 00:09:52,333
  576. when's the wedding?
  577.  
  578. 129
  579. 00:09:52,833 --> 00:09:55,167
  580. What rubbish, Pandey!
  581.  
  582. 130
  583. 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,708
  584. Don't stick gum on my shoe
  585. for your commission.
  586.  
  587. 131
  588. 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,500
  589. You've introduced me to many girls
  590. for months.
  591.  
  592. 132
  593. 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:01,917
  594. I didn't like any.
  595.  
  596. 133
  597. 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,167
  598. What's so special about her?
  599.  
  600. 134
  601. 00:10:04,417 --> 00:10:06,167
  602. I didn't care for active girls
  603.  
  604. 135
  605. 00:10:06,417 --> 00:10:08,500
  606. why would an inactive girl
  607. interest me?
  608.  
  609. 136
  610. 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:09,625
  611. - Inactive?
  612. - Yes!
  613.  
  614. 137
  615. 00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,417
  616. I told him to find me another bride.
  617. Didn't I tell you?
  618.  
  619. 138
  620. 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,000
  621. - Yes.
  622. - He's right.
  623.  
  624. 139
  625. 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,625
  626. I know what you were up to.
  627.  
  628. 140
  629. 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,833
  630. You should've told me before
  631. hugging and kissing.
  632.  
  633. 141
  634. 00:10:20,083 --> 00:10:21,917
  635. My God, what have you done?
  636.  
  637. 142
  638. 00:10:22,167 --> 00:10:24,500
  639. What's wrong with her?
  640.  
  641. 143
  642. 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,333
  643. She's pretty and educated.
  644.  
  645. 144
  646. 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:29,083
  647. Comes from a good family.
  648. Has a great job.
  649.  
  650. 145
  651. 00:10:29,417 --> 00:10:30,542
  652. But
  653.  
  654. 146
  655. 00:10:30,833 --> 00:10:33,417
  656. - a few mechanical problems.
  657. - Like what?
  658.  
  659. 147
  660. 00:10:33,625 --> 00:10:35,708
  661. Technical hiccups.
  662.  
  663. 148
  664. 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,167
  665. He's not exactly a catch!
  666.  
  667. 149
  668. 00:10:38,500 --> 00:10:41,625
  669. When he sits, his feet can't touch
  670. the ground and he wants a beauty.
  671.  
  672. 150
  673. 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:44,000
  674. - True.
  675. - You were having
  676.  
  677. 151
  678. 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,083
  679. a love affair.
  680.  
  681. 152
  682. 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:47,667
  683. No.
  684.  
  685. 153
  686. 00:10:47,833 --> 00:10:50,250
  687. Will you betray her?
  688. Turn your back on love?
  689.  
  690. 154
  691. 00:10:50,375 --> 00:10:51,500
  692. Love?
  693. What's going on?
  694.  
  695. 155
  696. 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:54,250
  697. You didn't tell me. God, forgive us.
  698.  
  699. 156
  700. 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,417
  701. No!
  702.  
  703. 157
  704. 00:10:55,542 --> 00:10:57,708
  705. What do you mean, no?
  706.  
  707. 158
  708. 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:01,625
  709. It started five months ago,
  710. on 27th January
  711.  
  712. 159
  713. 00:11:02,083 --> 00:11:04,500
  714. you were looking at photos
  715. of prospective brides
  716.  
  717. 160
  718. 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:07,083
  719. and I entered through that door.
  720.  
  721. 161
  722. 00:11:07,708 --> 00:11:09,500
  723. It was a miserable day.
  724.  
  725. 162
  726. 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:13,042
  727. You came all the way from Meerut
  728. in this terrible storm?
  729.  
  730. 163
  731. 00:11:14,417 --> 00:11:17,500
  732. Bachelors at 38
  733.  
  734. 164
  735. 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,917
  736. aren't scared of storms.
  737.  
  738. 165
  739. 00:11:20,625 --> 00:11:22,000
  740. You've seen so many photos.
  741.  
  742. 166
  743. 00:11:22,542 --> 00:11:25,083
  744. No girl in Asia is worthy of you.
  745.  
  746. 167
  747. 00:11:25,333 --> 00:11:26,333
  748. Shut up!
  749.  
  750. 168
  751. 00:11:26,542 --> 00:11:30,625
  752. You lied to me. You hid this diamond
  753. in a coal mine.
  754.  
  755. 169
  756. 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:33,375
  757. This one?
  758.  
  759. 170
  760. 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,875
  761. - Where did you find this?
  762. - In your desk drawer.
  763.  
  764. 171
  765. 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:41,875
  766. She's unavailable. So I hid it.
  767.  
  768. 172
  769. 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:46,542
  770. I've paid you so much,
  771. you should be available to me too.
  772.  
  773. 173
  774. 00:11:46,792 --> 00:11:48,875
  775. - What are you saying?
  776. - What's wrong?
  777.  
  778. 174
  779. 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,375
  780. Mr. Singh, she's not for you.
  781.  
  782. 175
  783. 00:11:52,292 --> 00:11:53,583
  784. I think she is.
  785.  
  786. 176
  787. 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,583
  788. My friend, she shakes a lot.
  789.  
  790. 177
  791. 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,375
  792. So I'll shake along with her.
  793.  
  794. 178
  795. 00:11:59,875 --> 00:12:01,125
  796. Introduce us.
  797.  
  798. 179
  799. 00:12:01,958 --> 00:12:03,792
  800. Don't take this road.
  801.  
  802. 180
  803. 00:12:04,042 --> 00:12:05,708
  804. But I will.
  805.  
  806. 181
  807. 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:08,542
  808. Mr. Singh
  809.  
  810. 182
  811. 00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:12,208
  812. even people who love in secret
  813. end up married.
  814.  
  815. 183
  816. 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,958
  817. Aafia Yusufzai Bhinder?
  818. What kind of name is that?
  819.  
  820. 184
  821. 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:20,875
  822. Some people have the oddest names.
  823. So does she.
  824.  
  825. 185
  826. 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:23,042
  827. Half Afghani, half Punjabi.
  828.  
  829. 186
  830. 00:12:23,292 --> 00:12:27,042
  831. Blast! Then? What did you do?
  832.  
  833. 187
  834. 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:30,042
  835. Then, I landed up at her address.
  836.  
  837. 188
  838. 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,958
  839. Amity Global School is proud
  840. to present our very own student
  841.  
  842. 189
  843. 00:12:34,208 --> 00:12:38,167
  844. from the batch of 2001.
  845. Apart from finding water fossils in Mars
  846.  
  847. 190
  848. 00:12:38,292 --> 00:12:41,958
  849. her latest achievement is creating
  850. a zero gravity simulator on earth.
  851.  
  852. 191
  853. 00:12:42,208 --> 00:12:47,583
  854. Students, please welcome our senior
  855. scientist, Ms. Aafia Yusufzai Bhinder.
  856.  
  857. 192
  858. 00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:00,208
  859. Good heavens!
  860.  
  861. 193
  862. 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:02,792
  863. The photo was deceptive.
  864.  
  865. 194
  866. 00:13:06,125 --> 00:13:08,708
  867. Good morning, students.
  868.  
  869. 195
  870. 00:13:09,458 --> 00:13:12,375
  871. - Only girls here. Scoot!
  872. - Fine!
  873.  
  874. 196
  875. 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,875
  876. Stop!
  877.  
  878. 197
  879. 00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,958
  880. - Where are you going?
  881. - Nowhere!
  882.  
  883. 198
  884. 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:20,125
  885. - Why are you in a fancy dress?
  886. - It's my birthday.
  887.  
  888. 199
  889. 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,875
  890. - And those doves?
  891. - Which ones?
  892.  
  893. 200
  894. 00:13:22,125 --> 00:13:24,208
  895. - Give them to me.
  896. - Stop!
  897.  
  898. 201
  899. 00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,792
  900. They cost 5,000 for the pair, idiot.
  901.  
  902. 202
  903. 00:13:27,042 --> 00:13:28,292
  904. Insulting me? What class are you in?
  905.  
  906. 203
  907. 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:32,708
  908. If I had married in time,
  909. I'd have brats like you by now.
  910.  
  911. 204
  912. 00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:33,833
  913. Don't pull my ear.
  914.  
  915. 205
  916. 00:13:33,958 --> 00:13:36,125
  917. No pulling..
  918.  
  919. 206
  920. 00:13:36,375 --> 00:13:38,042
  921. Let go. I'll bite you.
  922.  
  923. 207
  924. 00:13:38,542 --> 00:13:40,625
  925. Don't pull my organs!
  926.  
  927. 208
  928. 00:13:47,542 --> 00:13:51,208
  929. Did Pandey send you?
  930.  
  931. 209
  932. 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:57,958
  933. - Bauua Singh?
  934. - Singh..
  935.  
  936. 210
  937. 00:13:58,167 --> 00:14:02,875
  938. Singh..
  939.  
  940. 211
  941. 00:14:04,042 --> 00:14:07,208
  942. I didn't know my name had
  943. a whistle in it. Say it again.
  944.  
  945. 212
  946. 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,708
  947. What's wrong? You're leaving?
  948.  
  949. 213
  950. 00:14:13,875 --> 00:14:15,292
  951. Listen to me!
  952.  
  953. 214
  954. 00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:19,125
  955. I brought a pair of doves for you
  956.  
  957. 215
  958. 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,375
  959. but those brats let them escape.
  960. Please take this.
  961.  
  962. 216
  963. 00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,958
  964. Like doves, thorns do not fear dying.
  965.  
  966. 217
  967. 00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:30,708
  968. Isn't that a Dilip Kumar line?
  969.  
  970. 218
  971. 00:14:30,958 --> 00:14:34,292
  972. You're no Madhubala either.
  973. It's a compliment.
  974.  
  975. 219
  976. 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:45,542
  977. The canteen here has great snacks.
  978.  
  979. 220
  980. 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,042
  981. Want some?
  982.  
  983. 221
  984. 00:14:48,292 --> 00:14:51,125
  985. You want her autograph?
  986. Queue up.
  987.  
  988. 222
  989. 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:53,458
  990. Aren't kids nasty?
  991.  
  992. 223
  993. 00:14:56,667 --> 00:15:02,583
  994. What made you think you could
  995. ever marry me?
  996.  
  997. 224
  998. 00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:08,000
  999. Me? Marry?
  1000. Who pays for looking?
  1001.  
  1002. 225
  1003. 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:11,167
  1004. I was just window-shopping.
  1005.  
  1006. 226
  1007. 00:15:11,542 --> 00:15:14,500
  1008. - Do you know who I am?
  1009. - Yes.
  1010.  
  1011. 227
  1012. 00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:17,000
  1013. You found water on Mars or something?
  1014.  
  1015. 228
  1016. 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,917
  1017. You should look for water in Meerut.
  1018. It's cut off for days there.
  1019.  
  1020. 229
  1021. 00:15:21,167 --> 00:15:25,542
  1022. Looks like your brain's even smaller
  1023. than you are.
  1024.  
  1025. 230
  1026. 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:29,167
  1027. The way you're guzzling down
  1028. those pakoras
  1029.  
  1030. 231
  1031. 00:15:29,417 --> 00:15:30,917
  1032. dipping them in chutney
  1033.  
  1034. 232
  1035. 00:15:31,167 --> 00:15:35,333
  1036. I bet you haven't passed
  1037. the seventh grade.
  1038.  
  1039. 233
  1040. 00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:39,000
  1041. - Tenth grade, actually.
  1042. - Tenth grade?
  1043.  
  1044. 234
  1045. 00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:41,542
  1046. Students!
  1047.  
  1048. 235
  1049. 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:45,083
  1050. What should we do with this man?
  1051.  
  1052. 236
  1053. 00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:49,167
  1054. Kill him!
  1055.  
  1056. 237
  1057. 00:15:50,375 --> 00:15:51,250
  1058. Watch it!
  1059.  
  1060. 238
  1061. 00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:56,292
  1062. Don't you dare!
  1063. Don't touch me. I'll hit you.
  1064.  
  1065. 239
  1066. 00:15:56,417 --> 00:16:00,917
  1067. Be polite and see
  1068. this elderly man to the door.
  1069.  
  1070. 240
  1071. 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,542
  1072. What? I'm only 38.
  1073.  
  1074. 241
  1075. 00:16:07,917 --> 00:16:09,333
  1076. You brats!
  1077.  
  1078. 242
  1079. 00:16:17,542 --> 00:16:19,083
  1080. - Then?
  1081. - Then what?
  1082.  
  1083. 243
  1084. 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,750
  1085. Chill, bro. I went home.
  1086.  
  1087. 244
  1088. 00:16:23,042 --> 00:16:25,917
  1089. - Look! What is this?
  1090. - Shall I explain?
  1091.  
  1092. 245
  1093. 00:16:26,167 --> 00:16:27,167
  1094. What are you..
  1095.  
  1096. 246
  1097. 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:29,917
  1098. - Excuse me.
  1099. - Yes.
  1100.  
  1101. 247
  1102. 00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:31,542
  1103. What is this?
  1104.  
  1105. 248
  1106. 00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:33,667
  1107. A dance contest.
  1108.  
  1109. 249
  1110. 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:36,750
  1111. The winner will attend
  1112. a party with Babita Kumari.
  1113.  
  1114. 250
  1115. 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,500
  1116. - Really?
  1117. - Yes.
  1118.  
  1119. 251
  1120. 00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:42,750
  1121. Add my name then. I can dance.
  1122.  
  1123. 252
  1124. 00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:45,167
  1125. Hey! Shall I make you dance?
  1126.  
  1127. 253
  1128. 00:16:45,417 --> 00:16:46,667
  1129. So, what happened next?
  1130.  
  1131. 254
  1132. 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:50,000
  1133. You're playing innocent.
  1134. Just tell the truth!
  1135.  
  1136. 255
  1137. 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,250
  1138. I first roasted
  1139. those cursed doves.
  1140.  
  1141. 256
  1142. 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,167
  1143. - This chicken is tiny.
  1144. - It's a dwarf.
  1145.  
  1146. 257
  1147. 00:17:02,750 --> 00:17:04,500
  1148. God, forgive us!
  1149.  
  1150. 258
  1151. 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:09,917
  1152. As usual, my father kept saying
  1153. I was a good-for-nothing.
  1154.  
  1155. 259
  1156. 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:12,333
  1157. Exhausted, he fell asleep.
  1158.  
  1159. 260
  1160. 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,750
  1161. Ten, nine, eight, seven,
  1162. six, five, four three, two, one, zero!
  1163.  
  1164. 261
  1165. 00:17:14,917 --> 00:17:16,542
  1166. I couldn't sleep.
  1167.  
  1168. 262
  1169. 00:17:16,917 --> 00:17:19,333
  1170. That mean girl,
  1171. that Shahid Kapoor lookalike.
  1172.  
  1173. 263
  1174. 00:17:19,542 --> 00:17:22,917
  1175. 5,000 angels of death swooped
  1176. past me.
  1177.  
  1178. 264
  1179. 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:27,250
  1180. I was so angry, I shot down 200 stars
  1181. that night.
  1182.  
  1183. 265
  1184. 00:17:27,833 --> 00:17:29,000
  1185. But Ashok stopped me.
  1186.  
  1187. 266
  1188. 00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:30,917
  1189. Don't empty the sky.
  1190.  
  1191. 267
  1192. 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:34,333
  1193. You should sell tickets
  1194. for your magic show.
  1195.  
  1196. 268
  1197. 00:17:34,542 --> 00:17:36,000
  1198. Lend me 500 rupees.
  1199.  
  1200. 269
  1201. 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,750
  1202. Shall I take my belt off?
  1203.  
  1204. 270
  1205. 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,417
  1206. What belt? Are you going to hit me
  1207. with your drawstring?
  1208.  
  1209. 271
  1210. 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:44,542
  1211. It was pointless living
  1212. without taking revenge.
  1213.  
  1214. 272
  1215. 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,542
  1216. I wanted sweet revenge.
  1217. Revenge!
  1218.  
  1219. 273
  1220. 00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:54,083
  1221. - We have decided to..
  1222. - Hello, hello, my loose cannon.
  1223.  
  1224. 274
  1225. 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:59,167
  1226. You may have found water on Mars
  1227. or tomatoes elsewhere, so what?
  1228.  
  1229. 275
  1230. 00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,542
  1231. Did it help you?
  1232.  
  1233. 276
  1234. 00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:03,917
  1235. Don't laugh too much!
  1236.  
  1237. 277
  1238. 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:08,000
  1239. You humiliated me in front of
  1240. 5,000 people yesterday. My turn now.
  1241.  
  1242. 278
  1243. 00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:09,417
  1244. Ladies and gentlemen
  1245.  
  1246. 279
  1247. 00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:14,667
  1248. sure, I could've been taller!
  1249. But she's no lanky Amitabh Bachchan.
  1250.  
  1251. 280
  1252. 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,417
  1253. I'm small in stature,
  1254. but my limbs work.
  1255.  
  1256. 281
  1257. 00:18:17,667 --> 00:18:20,500
  1258. All she can do is shake.
  1259.  
  1260. 282
  1261. 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,250
  1262. Give me that pen.
  1263. I'll show you something.
  1264.  
  1265. 283
  1266. 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:27,167
  1267. If this pen falls
  1268.  
  1269. 284
  1270. 00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,333
  1271. I can pick it up.
  1272. But she can't.
  1273.  
  1274. 285
  1275. 00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:37,917
  1276. Bauua Singh may be uneducated
  1277. and live off his father
  1278.  
  1279. 286
  1280. 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,667
  1281. but I can stand on my own two feet.
  1282.  
  1283. 287
  1284. 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:44,500
  1285. Let's see her pick up the pen.
  1286.  
  1287. 288
  1288. 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:49,833
  1289. Keep watching her.
  1290. Look where you're going, mister.
  1291.  
  1292. 289
  1293. 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,667
  1294. The kid-faced Devil
  1295.  
  1296. 290
  1297. 00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:42,500
  1298. Nasty dwarf
  1299.  
  1300. 291
  1301. 00:19:44,667 --> 00:19:49,417
  1302. She did manage to lift the pen,
  1303. and she touched my heart.
  1304.  
  1305. 292
  1306. 00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:53,917
  1307. I'm used to my father's insults,
  1308. so that wasn't a problem.
  1309.  
  1310. 293
  1311. 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:57,417
  1312. The problem was,
  1313. she didn't even stare at me.
  1314.  
  1315. 294
  1316. 00:19:57,667 --> 00:20:02,708
  1317. I'm a dwarf! People pay money
  1318. to see dwarves in a circus.
  1319.  
  1320. 295
  1321. 00:20:03,083 --> 00:20:06,417
  1322. It would've cost her nothing.
  1323. But she didn't look twice.
  1324.  
  1325. 296
  1326. 00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:10,542
  1327. For me, it was quits or all in.
  1328.  
  1329. 297
  1330. 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,250
  1331. No more doves.
  1332. Time for a bouquet.
  1333.  
  1334. 298
  1335. 00:20:34,542 --> 00:20:38,000
  1336. Long live the Goddess!
  1337.  
  1338. 299
  1339. 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,375
  1340. - Great, yes.
  1341. - True.
  1342.  
  1343. 300
  1344. 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:44,250
  1345. Don't take me for a stone.
  1346. Don't turn away, my rose.
  1347.  
  1348. 301
  1349. 00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:51,667
  1350. Like dew, I only caressed your cheeks.
  1351.  
  1352. 302
  1353. 00:20:55,083 --> 00:20:59,667
  1354. That line isn't Dilip Kumar's.
  1355. It's mine. I wrote it for you.
  1356.  
  1357. 303
  1358. 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:07,000
  1359. Aafia, till 3:30 last night,
  1360. I despised you.
  1361.  
  1362. 304
  1363. 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,542
  1364. At 3:45, I was in love with you.
  1365.  
  1366. 305
  1367. 00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,083
  1368. Really?
  1369.  
  1370. 306
  1371. 00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:14,000
  1372. Straight to love?
  1373.  
  1374. 307
  1375. 00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,250
  1376. Yes.
  1377.  
  1378. 308
  1379. 00:21:16,667 --> 00:21:18,750
  1380. I thought you were crushed.
  1381.  
  1382. 309
  1383. 00:21:19,917 --> 00:21:20,917
  1384. Right word?
  1385.  
  1386. 310
  1387. 00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:25,083
  1388. Yes! Crushed is the right word.
  1389.  
  1390. 311
  1391. 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,833
  1392. God has had His will.
  1393. No one on earth can help me now.
  1394.  
  1395. 312
  1396. 00:21:29,167 --> 00:21:31,542
  1397. I came to apologize.
  1398.  
  1399. 313
  1400. 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,500
  1401. It's customary to bring flowers.
  1402.  
  1403. 314
  1404. 00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,250
  1405. May I?
  1406.  
  1407. 315
  1408. 00:21:40,958 --> 00:21:43,500
  1409. Never mind, it's okay.
  1410.  
  1411. 316
  1412. 00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:47,875
  1413. Size does not matter to dreams.
  1414.  
  1415. 317
  1416. 00:21:48,458 --> 00:21:53,083
  1417. - This small man has dreamed of you.
  1418. - Thanks.
  1419.  
  1420. 318
  1421. 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,708
  1422. - Forgive me, Aafia.
  1423. - Sorry about that.
  1424.  
  1425. 319
  1426. 00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:58,208
  1427. Well, shall I go?
  1428.  
  1429. 320
  1430. 00:21:58,542 --> 00:22:00,167
  1431. The whereabouts?
  1432.  
  1433. 321
  1434. 00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:04,042
  1435. Stop me from walking away.
  1436.  
  1437. 322
  1438. 00:22:04,292 --> 00:22:07,583
  1439. Goddess, will You crush me again?
  1440. Blast you, Pandey.
  1441.  
  1442. 323
  1443. 00:22:07,875 --> 00:22:10,375
  1444. Nice girls for everyone.
  1445. And you find her for me?
  1446.  
  1447. 324
  1448. 00:22:10,708 --> 00:22:13,500
  1449. She humiliated me again
  1450. in front of everyone.
  1451.  
  1452. 325
  1453. 00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:18,875
  1454. Don't take me for a stone.
  1455. Don't turn away, my rose.
  1456.  
  1457. 326
  1458. 00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:21,375
  1459. Like dew, I only caressed
  1460. your cheeks.
  1461.  
  1462. 327
  1463. 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,958
  1464. That's my line not Dilip Kumar's.
  1465.  
  1466. 328
  1467. 00:22:24,208 --> 00:22:25,875
  1468. Until 3:30 last night, I despised you.
  1469.  
  1470. 329
  1471. 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,375
  1472. At 3:45, I was in love with you.
  1473.  
  1474. 330
  1475. 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:31,042
  1476. God has had His will.
  1477. No one on earth can help me now.
  1478.  
  1479. 331
  1480. 00:22:31,292 --> 00:22:35,042
  1481. Size does not matter to dreams.
  1482. This small man has dreamed of you.
  1483.  
  1484. 332
  1485. 00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:36,208
  1486. I came to apologize.
  1487.  
  1488. 333
  1489. 00:22:36,375 --> 00:22:38,500
  1490. This time I've brought you a plant.
  1491.  
  1492. 334
  1493. 00:22:38,792 --> 00:22:40,458
  1494. Please accept it.
  1495.  
  1496. 335
  1497. 00:22:44,458 --> 00:22:47,042
  1498. I'm off. I'm going.
  1499.  
  1500. 336
  1501. 00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:49,375
  1502. I'm leaving. Promise.
  1503.  
  1504. 337
  1505. 00:22:51,042 --> 00:22:52,583
  1506. Have some shame!
  1507.  
  1508. 338
  1509. 00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,583
  1510. Stop me this time!
  1511.  
  1512. 339
  1513. 00:22:56,458 --> 00:23:01,375
  1514. Get rid of your dimple.
  1515. Don't act over-smart.
  1516.  
  1517. 340
  1518. 00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,042
  1519. Then I might talk to you.
  1520.  
  1521. 341
  1522. 00:23:04,292 --> 00:23:06,458
  1523. I didn't buy my dimples.
  1524.  
  1525. 342
  1526. 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:09,458
  1527. I was born with them.
  1528. God's gift, ma'am.
  1529.  
  1530. 343
  1531. 00:23:09,708 --> 00:23:12,375
  1532. What?
  1533. What do you want?
  1534.  
  1535. 344
  1536. 00:23:12,583 --> 00:23:14,500
  1537. I've come from so far to meet you.
  1538.  
  1539. 345
  1540. 00:23:14,792 --> 00:23:18,875
  1541. You could offer me tea, coffee,
  1542. a soft-drink or wine.
  1543.  
  1544. 346
  1545. 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:28,458
  1546. Here. Drink up.
  1547.  
  1548. 347
  1549. 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:32,458
  1550. If I had to drink alone
  1551.  
  1552. 348
  1553. 00:23:32,958 --> 00:23:34,875
  1554. a Meerut bar would do.
  1555.  
  1556. 349
  1557. 00:23:35,125 --> 00:23:36,042
  1558. Have one.
  1559.  
  1560. 350
  1561. 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,958
  1562. Go on!
  1563.  
  1564. 351
  1565. 00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:44,708
  1566. Cheers! To your smile.
  1567.  
  1568. 352
  1569. 00:23:56,375 --> 00:24:01,375
  1570. Aafia, if you're unlucky,
  1571. we'll meet again.
  1572.  
  1573. 353
  1574. 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:07,125
  1575. Won't you ask me
  1576. to pick up a pen today?
  1577.  
  1578. 354
  1579. 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,042
  1580. You'll take my life, Aafia.
  1581. What's a pen?
  1582.  
  1583. 355
  1584. 00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:16,583
  1585. Can I be cheeky and request you
  1586. to dance with me?
  1587.  
  1588. 356
  1589. 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,500
  1590. I can't dance.
  1591.  
  1592. 357
  1593. 00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:24,208
  1594. I used to think I could never love.
  1595.  
  1596. 358
  1597. 00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:27,875
  1598. Give yourself a chance, my sweet lady.
  1599.  
  1600. 359
  1601. 00:24:31,958 --> 00:24:33,792
  1602. - DJ!
  1603. - Yes, sir?
  1604.  
  1605. 360
  1606. 00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:36,042
  1607. Play a Shammi Kapoor song.
  1608.  
  1609. 361
  1610. 00:24:36,292 --> 00:24:37,583
  1611. Don't have any.
  1612.  
  1613. 362
  1614. 00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:40,542
  1615. - A Rishi Kapoor song?
  1616. - Well..
  1617.  
  1618. 363
  1619. 00:24:40,792 --> 00:24:45,042
  1620. - Play a song by any one of the Kapoors.
  1621. - Okay.
  1622.  
  1623. 364
  1624. 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,583
  1625. A Shashi Kapoor number?
  1626.  
  1627. 365
  1628. 00:24:49,292 --> 00:24:50,375
  1629. Play it!
  1630.  
  1631. 366
  1632. 00:24:52,958 --> 00:24:55,500
  1633. "Oh, my God!"
  1634.  
  1635. 367
  1636. 00:25:09,708 --> 00:25:14,125
  1637. "This crazy heart of mine
  1638. has weaved such magic"
  1639.  
  1640. 368
  1641. 00:25:14,375 --> 00:25:17,208
  1642. "that you have"
  1643.  
  1644. 369
  1645. 00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:23,958
  1646. "fallen in love with me."
  1647.  
  1648. 370
  1649. 00:25:24,167 --> 00:25:27,500
  1650. "I have"
  1651.  
  1652. 371
  1653. 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:33,458
  1654. "fallen in love with you."
  1655.  
  1656. 372
  1657. 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:35,250
  1658. "Oh, my God!"
  1659.  
  1660. 373
  1661. 00:25:58,875 --> 00:26:01,875
  1662. "My heart tells me."
  1663.  
  1664. 374
  1665. 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:05,375
  1666. "It's God's truth."
  1667.  
  1668. 375
  1669. 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,708
  1670. "My heart tells me."
  1671.  
  1672. 376
  1673. 00:26:09,042 --> 00:26:11,708
  1674. "It's God's truth."
  1675.  
  1676. 377
  1677. 00:26:12,458 --> 00:26:16,083
  1678. "The world does not believe it."
  1679.  
  1680. 378
  1681. 00:26:19,042 --> 00:26:22,208
  1682. "The world does not believe it"
  1683.  
  1684. 379
  1685. 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:25,583
  1686. "but I'm crazy about you."
  1687.  
  1688. 380
  1689. 00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:27,375
  1690. "I'm not a garden, not a star."
  1691.  
  1692. 381
  1693. 00:26:27,583 --> 00:26:30,208
  1694. "I'm not a dark cloud,
  1695. I'm only a shadow."
  1696.  
  1697. 382
  1698. 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,375
  1699. "You have"
  1700.  
  1701. 383
  1702. 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:38,042
  1703. "fallen in love with me."
  1704.  
  1705. 384
  1706. 00:26:39,458 --> 00:26:41,125
  1707. "Oh, my God!"
  1708.  
  1709. 385
  1710. 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,083
  1711. See!
  1712.  
  1713. 386
  1714. 00:26:49,375 --> 00:26:51,125
  1715. Another drink?
  1716.  
  1717. 387
  1718. 00:26:53,292 --> 00:26:57,583
  1719. The rover that went to Mars,
  1720. what's it called?
  1721.  
  1722. 388
  1723. 00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,708
  1724. Goodness! I'm so drunk!
  1725.  
  1726. 389
  1727. 00:27:01,125 --> 00:27:02,792
  1728. Yes, Sunil?
  1729.  
  1730. 390
  1731. 00:27:04,375 --> 00:27:05,458
  1732. No.
  1733.  
  1734. 391
  1735. 00:27:06,042 --> 00:27:08,500
  1736. - It's called..
  1737. - Velocity.
  1738.  
  1739. 392
  1740. 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:11,583
  1741. I knew that.
  1742. I know.
  1743.  
  1744. 393
  1745. 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:18,375
  1746. Who asked NSAR to send
  1747. a rover to Mars?
  1748.  
  1749. 394
  1750. 00:27:18,583 --> 00:27:21,125
  1751. Velocity was sent by whom?
  1752.  
  1753. 395
  1754. 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,583
  1755. - Who sent it?
  1756. - I did.
  1757.  
  1758. 396
  1759. 00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:26,125
  1760. Is that so?
  1761.  
  1762. 397
  1763. 00:27:27,958 --> 00:27:34,958
  1764. Who told NSAR that Velocity
  1765. should dig
  1766.  
  1767. 398
  1768. 00:27:35,208 --> 00:27:37,125
  1769. more than travel?
  1770.  
  1771. 399
  1772. 00:27:37,375 --> 00:27:38,500
  1773. Who did?
  1774.  
  1775. 400
  1776. 00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:40,375
  1777. I did.
  1778.  
  1779. 401
  1780. 00:27:41,667 --> 00:27:42,542
  1781. Amazing.
  1782.  
  1783. 402
  1784. 00:27:42,708 --> 00:27:45,708
  1785. Who told them
  1786.  
  1787. 403
  1788. 00:27:45,958 --> 00:27:50,958
  1789. we should send a man to Mars now?
  1790.  
  1791. 404
  1792. 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:53,292
  1793. It's time.
  1794.  
  1795. 405
  1796. 00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:55,500
  1797. - Who did?
  1798. - I did.
  1799.  
  1800. 406
  1801. 00:27:58,958 --> 00:28:00,583
  1802. Who said
  1803.  
  1804. 407
  1805. 00:28:02,042 --> 00:28:08,125
  1806. we should find cheaper ways
  1807. of doing this from India?
  1808.  
  1809. 408
  1810. 00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:10,875
  1811. - That's why I'm here.
  1812. - Who?
  1813.  
  1814. 409
  1815. 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,583
  1816. Me. In India.
  1817.  
  1818. 410
  1819. 00:28:15,042 --> 00:28:16,292
  1820. I came.
  1821.  
  1822. 411
  1823. 00:28:17,208 --> 00:28:19,458
  1824. If you're here in India,
  1825. it must be you.
  1826.  
  1827. 412
  1828. 00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:22,875
  1829. - Amazing. You came here..
  1830. - Excuse me.
  1831.  
  1832. 413
  1833. 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:25,958
  1834. Can you give me one more drink,
  1835. please?
  1836.  
  1837. 414
  1838. 00:28:26,208 --> 00:28:28,042
  1839. Sorry, ma'am, the bar's closed.
  1840.  
  1841. 415
  1842. 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:34,208
  1843. She found water on Mars,
  1844. and you refuse her a drink?
  1845.  
  1846. 416
  1847. 00:28:34,958 --> 00:28:36,042
  1848. Look at her!
  1849.  
  1850. 417
  1851. 00:28:37,375 --> 00:28:40,583
  1852. Okay. Don't look.
  1853. Aafia, shall I hit him?
  1854.  
  1855. 418
  1856. 00:28:50,583 --> 00:28:53,458
  1857. The toilet is shaking.
  1858. Give me a sip.
  1859.  
  1860. 419
  1861. 00:28:56,958 --> 00:28:58,375
  1862. Try some lemon.
  1863.  
  1864. 420
  1865. 00:29:01,792 --> 00:29:05,208
  1866. So, who said..
  1867.  
  1868. 421
  1869. 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:08,500
  1870. Enough, my friend.
  1871. Is NSAR all we can talk about?
  1872.  
  1873. 422
  1874. 00:29:08,708 --> 00:29:13,958
  1875. Do I brag about saving Satish's shop
  1876. when the council came to destroy it?
  1877.  
  1878. 423
  1879. 00:29:16,208 --> 00:29:18,583
  1880. - Who saved it?
  1881. - I did.
  1882.  
  1883. 424
  1884. 00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:21,500
  1885. They came with bulldozers
  1886. to raze it to the ground.
  1887.  
  1888. 425
  1889. 00:29:21,792 --> 00:29:25,208
  1890. Do I brag? I did this, I did that.
  1891. Doesn't sound good.
  1892.  
  1893. 426
  1894. 00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:29,500
  1895. Are you making fun of me?
  1896. Rascal!
  1897.  
  1898. 427
  1899. 00:29:30,375 --> 00:29:32,208
  1900. Acting over-smart again?
  1901.  
  1902. 428
  1903. 00:29:33,458 --> 00:29:37,125
  1904. But no dimples this time!
  1905. It still worked, right?
  1906.  
  1907. 429
  1908. 00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:42,500
  1909. Shut up! I need to take a leak.
  1910.  
  1911. 430
  1912. 00:29:43,292 --> 00:29:44,500
  1913. Where's the leak?
  1914.  
  1915. 431
  1916. 00:29:46,375 --> 00:29:51,125
  1917. Duffer! I need to use the toilet, to pee.
  1918.  
  1919. 432
  1920. 00:29:52,875 --> 00:29:53,833
  1921. Oh, no!
  1922.  
  1923. 433
  1924. 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,125
  1925. What must I do?
  1926.  
  1927. 434
  1928. 00:29:56,875 --> 00:30:01,458
  1929. You? I'm the one who has to do it.
  1930.  
  1931. 435
  1932. 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:05,292
  1933. I'll wait outside.
  1934. Call me when you're done.
  1935.  
  1936. 436
  1937. 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,458
  1938. Outside? You're my friend.
  1939.  
  1940. 437
  1941. 00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:11,958
  1942. Stay put. Just turn around.
  1943.  
  1944. 438
  1945. 00:30:12,208 --> 00:30:15,125
  1946. We're in the ladies toilet.
  1947. There may be some ladies around.
  1948.  
  1949. 439
  1950. 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:18,458
  1951. I'll deal with them.
  1952. Don't be mistaken.
  1953.  
  1954. 440
  1955. 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,375
  1956. I'm not your friend.
  1957.  
  1958. 441
  1959. 00:30:32,583 --> 00:30:36,500
  1960. If I said I was your friend,
  1961. would you have let me stay?
  1962.  
  1963. 442
  1964. 00:30:37,708 --> 00:30:40,292
  1965. - Oh, my God!
  1966. - Come in, ma'am. I'm only a kid.
  1967.  
  1968. 443
  1969. 00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:47,042
  1970. I found water on Mars
  1971. and the rascal won't give me a drink.
  1972.  
  1973. 444
  1974. 00:30:47,292 --> 00:30:50,208
  1975. Now I'll look for alcohol on Mars.
  1976.  
  1977. 445
  1978. 00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:10,875
  1979. You didn't answer me.
  1980.  
  1981. 446
  1982. 00:31:11,292 --> 00:31:14,500
  1983. If I said I was your friend,
  1984. could I have stayed?
  1985.  
  1986. 447
  1987. 00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:21,042
  1988. - You missed your chance.
  1989. - No way.
  1990.  
  1991. 448
  1992. 00:31:21,583 --> 00:31:25,458
  1993. If I went for this chance,
  1994. I might lose other chances.
  1995.  
  1996. 449
  1997. 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:29,125
  1998. God forbid I ever become your friend!
  1999.  
  2000. 450
  2001. 00:31:32,583 --> 00:31:34,292
  2002. - Shut up!
  2003. - Okay.
  2004.  
  2005. 451
  2006. 00:31:34,500 --> 00:31:37,708
  2007. - And goodnight.
  2008. - Okay. I'm gone.
  2009.  
  2010. 452
  2011. 00:31:39,792 --> 00:31:42,792
  2012. Aafia, did anyone tell you
  2013.  
  2014. 453
  2015. 00:31:43,042 --> 00:31:46,500
  2016. how pretty sweat looks
  2017. on your face?
  2018.  
  2019. 454
  2020. 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:50,042
  2021. Yes. Mom did.
  2022.  
  2023. 455
  2024. 00:31:51,958 --> 00:31:55,458
  2025. You'll look even prettier with color
  2026. on you. It's Holi tomorrow!
  2027.  
  2028. 456
  2029. 00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:57,792
  2030. Play Holi with me.
  2031.  
  2032. 457
  2033. 00:31:58,042 --> 00:32:00,583
  2034. Money back if you don't have fun.
  2035.  
  2036. 458
  2037. 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,042
  2038. Don't forget your place, Bauua Singh.
  2039.  
  2040. 459
  2041. 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:08,458
  2042. I'm way out of your league.
  2043.  
  2044. 460
  2045. 00:32:10,042 --> 00:32:13,125
  2046. That's really kind of you, Aafia.
  2047.  
  2048. 461
  2049. 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,583
  2050. I can find dozens like you.
  2051.  
  2052. 462
  2053. 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:19,792
  2054. Why like me?
  2055.  
  2056. 463
  2057. 00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:24,292
  2058. - I like uneducated types.
  2059. - I can be the intellectual gent.
  2060.  
  2061. 464
  2062. 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:26,750
  2063. I've seen many English films.
  2064.  
  2065. 465
  2066. 00:32:26,917 --> 00:32:30,792
  2067. Look, it's goodnight from me.
  2068.  
  2069. 466
  2070. 00:32:32,042 --> 00:32:35,792
  2071. Stand there if you
  2072. want to waste your time.
  2073.  
  2074. 467
  2075. 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,125
  2076. Bauua!
  2077.  
  2078. 468
  2079. 00:32:48,375 --> 00:32:49,583
  2080. Bauua!
  2081.  
  2082. 469
  2083. 00:32:51,875 --> 00:32:53,792
  2084. Are you there?
  2085.  
  2086. 470
  2087. 00:32:54,583 --> 00:32:58,042
  2088. So your head was against the door.
  2089. Like this?
  2090.  
  2091. 471
  2092. 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:02,458
  2093. How romantic! Standing at her door.
  2094. Then?
  2095.  
  2096. 472
  2097. 00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:04,042
  2098. The usual.
  2099.  
  2100. 473
  2101. 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:05,375
  2102. What? Romance?
  2103.  
  2104. 474
  2105. 00:33:05,583 --> 00:33:07,792
  2106. No, fool! A song.
  2107.  
  2108. 475
  2109. 00:33:08,375 --> 00:33:13,708
  2110. Guddu, the orchestra cost 250,000.
  2111. 150,000 for their costumes.
  2112.  
  2113. 476
  2114. 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:17,292
  2115. 50,000 bribe for the
  2116. Imperial Hotel's manager.
  2117.  
  2118. 477
  2119. 00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:21,958
  2120. 80,000 to hire the nasty kids.
  2121. 20,000 for color sprays.
  2122.  
  2123. 478
  2124. 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,375
  2125. Plus my suit at 150,000.
  2126.  
  2127. 479
  2128. 00:33:24,583 --> 00:33:29,375
  2129. I didn't want to, but ended up
  2130. spending 600,000 of dad's money.
  2131.  
  2132. 480
  2133. 00:33:29,958 --> 00:33:34,958
  2134. Thanks to the Goddess,
  2135. at last the girl looked at this dwarf.
  2136.  
  2137. 481
  2138. 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,292
  2139. "A color has no color"
  2140.  
  2141. 482
  2142. 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:03,500
  2143. "if it does not match the color
  2144. of your lips."
  2145.  
  2146. 483
  2147. 00:34:05,375 --> 00:34:09,458
  2148. "A fragrance has no fragrance"
  2149.  
  2150. 484
  2151. 00:34:09,708 --> 00:34:15,500
  2152. "if it does not match the fragrance
  2153. of your dark hair."
  2154.  
  2155. 485
  2156. 00:34:17,375 --> 00:34:21,458
  2157. "The world pales next to you."
  2158.  
  2159. 486
  2160. 00:34:21,708 --> 00:34:25,458
  2161. "You can only be mine."
  2162.  
  2163. 487
  2164. 00:34:25,708 --> 00:34:32,375
  2165. "Everyone can see it.
  2166. I say this out loud."
  2167.  
  2168. 488
  2169. 00:34:34,292 --> 00:34:38,042
  2170. "As long as there's light in the world"
  2171.  
  2172. 489
  2173. 00:34:38,292 --> 00:34:41,583
  2174. "you'll belong to me."
  2175.  
  2176. 490
  2177. 00:34:42,208 --> 00:34:46,042
  2178. "As long as I live in this world"
  2179.  
  2180. 491
  2181. 00:34:46,292 --> 00:34:49,875
  2182. "you'll belong to me."
  2183.  
  2184. 492
  2185. 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:54,417
  2186. "As long as there's light in the world"
  2187.  
  2188. 493
  2189. 00:34:54,625 --> 00:34:58,125
  2190. "you'll belong to me."
  2191.  
  2192. 494
  2193. 00:34:58,417 --> 00:35:05,875
  2194. "As long as I live in this world,
  2195. you'll belong to me."
  2196.  
  2197. 495
  2198. 00:35:46,292 --> 00:35:54,125
  2199. "I am your confusion.
  2200. I am your solution."
  2201.  
  2202. 496
  2203. 00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:57,958
  2204. "I'm a little stubborn."
  2205.  
  2206. 497
  2207. 00:35:58,208 --> 00:36:01,375
  2208. "A little crazy too."
  2209.  
  2210. 498
  2211. 00:36:01,583 --> 00:36:05,125
  2212. "How false are the clouds
  2213. and spring showers!"
  2214.  
  2215. 499
  2216. 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:09,458
  2217. "How false is offering
  2218. a gift of flowers!"
  2219.  
  2220. 500
  2221. 00:36:09,708 --> 00:36:13,125
  2222. "Only you are real.
  2223. Only I am real."
  2224.  
  2225. 501
  2226. 00:36:13,375 --> 00:36:17,375
  2227. "My heart speaks the only truth."
  2228.  
  2229. 502
  2230. 00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:21,458
  2231. "Etch your name on my heart
  2232. with your lovely hands."
  2233.  
  2234. 503
  2235. 00:36:21,708 --> 00:36:29,042
  2236. "Open your eyes to my love.
  2237. Do I ask too much of you?"
  2238.  
  2239. 504
  2240. 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:34,125
  2241. "I say this out loud."
  2242.  
  2243. 505
  2244. 00:36:34,375 --> 00:36:38,042
  2245. "As long as there's light
  2246. in the world"
  2247.  
  2248. 506
  2249. 00:36:38,292 --> 00:36:41,958
  2250. "you'll belong to me."
  2251.  
  2252. 507
  2253. 00:36:42,208 --> 00:36:46,042
  2254. "As long as I live in this world"
  2255.  
  2256. 508
  2257. 00:36:46,292 --> 00:36:49,500
  2258. "you'll belong to me."
  2259.  
  2260. 509
  2261. 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:54,125
  2262. "As long as there's light
  2263. in the world"
  2264.  
  2265. 510
  2266. 00:36:54,375 --> 00:36:58,125
  2267. "you'll belong to me."
  2268.  
  2269. 511
  2270. 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:05,708
  2271. "As long as I live in this world,
  2272. you'll belong to me."
  2273.  
  2274. 512
  2275. 00:37:26,125 --> 00:37:32,792
  2276. "Forever you will sway
  2277. in my loving arms."
  2278.  
  2279. 513
  2280. 00:37:34,208 --> 00:37:41,292
  2281. "Like the earth sways
  2282. in the arms of the sun."
  2283.  
  2284. 514
  2285. 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:48,500
  2286. "You will never be apart from me."
  2287.  
  2288. 515
  2289. 00:37:49,583 --> 00:37:56,708
  2290. "Forever you will be a part of me."
  2291.  
  2292. 516
  2293. 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:05,458
  2294. "Shatter all my dreams if you wish."
  2295.  
  2296. 517
  2297. 00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:09,375
  2298. "The shards of my dreams
  2299. will still dream of you."
  2300.  
  2301. 518
  2302. 00:38:09,583 --> 00:38:13,208
  2303. "You are my inspiration."
  2304.  
  2305. 519
  2306. 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:17,542
  2307. "I say this out loud."
  2308.  
  2309. 520
  2310. 00:38:41,458 --> 00:38:42,958
  2311. My good sir!
  2312.  
  2313. 521
  2314. 00:38:44,042 --> 00:38:47,208
  2315. Your romancing will get my family
  2316. thrown out on the street.
  2317.  
  2318. 522
  2319. 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,708
  2320. I'll be fired.
  2321.  
  2322. 523
  2323. 00:38:48,958 --> 00:38:51,292
  2324. Shut up! She's coming round.
  2325.  
  2326. 524
  2327. 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:54,125
  2328. I should shut up?
  2329. Pass me the agreement.
  2330.  
  2331. 525
  2332. 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:57,458
  2333. Where does it say
  2334. you'll ruin this place?
  2335.  
  2336. 526
  2337. 00:38:57,708 --> 00:39:00,500
  2338. We agreed you'd spray colors,
  2339. there'd be some musicians
  2340.  
  2341. 527
  2342. 00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:01,708
  2343. that's all.
  2344.  
  2345. 528
  2346. 00:39:07,708 --> 00:39:09,125
  2347. Bauua.
  2348.  
  2349. 529
  2350. 00:39:09,500 --> 00:39:12,042
  2351. Bauua, give me 100 rupees
  2352. and I'll tell you something.
  2353.  
  2354. 530
  2355. 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:16,792
  2356. Your father wants you home.
  2357.  
  2358. 531
  2359. 00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:18,708
  2360. I paid you to hear this?
  2361.  
  2362. 532
  2363. 00:39:18,958 --> 00:39:21,417
  2364. Rascal! What's this?
  2365.  
  2366. 533
  2367. 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:22,708
  2368. Lost your tongue?
  2369.  
  2370. 534
  2371. 00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:24,708
  2372. You sang to her.
  2373.  
  2374. 535
  2375. 00:39:24,958 --> 00:39:28,458
  2376. Now you're in love. What else?
  2377. Why deny it?
  2378.  
  2379. 536
  2380. 00:39:28,958 --> 00:39:33,958
  2381. She fell in love with me.
  2382. And I started loving myself.
  2383.  
  2384. 537
  2385. 00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,458
  2386. - Then?
  2387. - The usual.
  2388.  
  2389. 538
  2390. 00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,375
  2391. Another song? You just sang.
  2392.  
  2393. 539
  2394. 00:39:40,583 --> 00:39:41,792
  2395. No!
  2396.  
  2397. 540
  2398. 00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:43,792
  2399. Intimacy!
  2400.  
  2401. 541
  2402. 00:39:44,792 --> 00:39:46,583
  2403. God, forgive us!
  2404.  
  2405. 542
  2406. 00:39:57,875 --> 00:39:59,875
  2407. Do you know
  2408.  
  2409. 543
  2410. 00:40:00,458 --> 00:40:04,500
  2411. why the moon is sometimes
  2412. a half moon?
  2413.  
  2414. 544
  2415. 00:40:05,583 --> 00:40:06,500
  2416. Yes.
  2417.  
  2418. 545
  2419. 00:40:08,208 --> 00:40:14,042
  2420. Because the other half sits
  2421. on the Imperial Hotel balcony.
  2422.  
  2423. 546
  2424. 00:40:18,375 --> 00:40:21,292
  2425. - Trying to be smooth?
  2426. - Trying?
  2427.  
  2428. 547
  2429. 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,125
  2430. Showing me your dimple,
  2431. making a fool of me.
  2432.  
  2433. 548
  2434. 00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:26,042
  2435. I know your ways.
  2436.  
  2437. 549
  2438. 00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:28,125
  2439. Well
  2440.  
  2441. 550
  2442. 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,792
  2443. let me try another technique.
  2444.  
  2445. 551
  2446. 00:40:36,375 --> 00:40:37,500
  2447. Look!
  2448.  
  2449. 552
  2450. 00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:43,583
  2451. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  2452. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  2453.  
  2454. 553
  2455. 00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:55,792
  2456. Do it
  2457.  
  2458. 554
  2459. 00:40:56,792 --> 00:40:57,875
  2460. again.
  2461.  
  2462. 555
  2463. 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:02,958
  2464. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  2465. five, four, three, two, one.
  2466.  
  2467. 556
  2468. 00:41:03,208 --> 00:41:04,458
  2469. Zero.
  2470.  
  2471. 557
  2472. 00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:17,708
  2473. How did you do it?
  2474.  
  2475. 558
  2476. 00:41:23,125 --> 00:41:25,458
  2477. Would you make the moon fall too?
  2478.  
  2479. 559
  2480. 00:41:34,375 --> 00:41:36,875
  2481. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  2482. five, four, three, two, one..
  2483.  
  2484. 560
  2485. 00:42:01,792 --> 00:42:03,125
  2486. Never mind!
  2487.  
  2488. 561
  2489. 00:42:04,125 --> 00:42:06,500
  2490. There's only one moon.
  2491.  
  2492. 562
  2493. 00:42:25,583 --> 00:42:26,875
  2494. So
  2495.  
  2496. 563
  2497. 00:42:27,292 --> 00:42:31,292
  2498. if we get intimate now
  2499.  
  2500. 564
  2501. 00:42:33,958 --> 00:42:37,292
  2502. your job's done, right?
  2503.  
  2504. 565
  2505. 00:42:40,375 --> 00:42:42,958
  2506. It's all you wanted?
  2507.  
  2508. 566
  2509. 00:42:45,208 --> 00:42:48,500
  2510. That's what I thought, but..
  2511.  
  2512. 567
  2513. 00:42:49,042 --> 00:42:50,583
  2514. But?
  2515.  
  2516. 568
  2517. 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:53,958
  2518. But
  2519.  
  2520. 569
  2521. 00:42:55,708 --> 00:42:57,875
  2522. it's hard for me to say this.
  2523.  
  2524. 570
  2525. 00:42:58,125 --> 00:42:59,958
  2526. It's insulting for me
  2527.  
  2528. 571
  2529. 00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,583
  2530. but
  2531.  
  2532. 572
  2533. 00:43:03,458 --> 00:43:05,042
  2534. I'm in love with you.
  2535.  
  2536. 573
  2537. 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:18,125
  2538. Wait. What are you doing?
  2539.  
  2540. 574
  2541. 00:43:19,375 --> 00:43:21,292
  2542. Don't go. I'll be back.
  2543.  
  2544. 575
  2545. 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:41,500
  2546. What a scandal! Then?
  2547.  
  2548. 576
  2549. 00:43:41,958 --> 00:43:44,708
  2550. It's a month since that night.
  2551. Haven't seen her since.
  2552.  
  2553. 577
  2554. 00:43:44,958 --> 00:43:47,375
  2555. I've got a new SIM card
  2556. and a new number.
  2557.  
  2558. 578
  2559. 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,625
  2560. Don't fly too high!
  2561. Clever crows can end up eating trash too.
  2562.  
  2563. 579
  2564. 00:43:50,792 --> 00:43:54,375
  2565. I've had my share of trash.
  2566. I'll just be the clever crow now.
  2567.  
  2568. 580
  2569. 00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,500
  2570. - And fly high.
  2571. - Listen.
  2572.  
  2573. 581
  2574. 00:43:57,042 --> 00:43:58,042
  2575. You wronged her.
  2576.  
  2577. 582
  2578. 00:43:58,292 --> 00:44:02,125
  2579. - God will take His revenge.
  2580. - What more revenge can He take?
  2581.  
  2582. 583
  2583. 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:06,042
  2584. Remember when my father used to pay
  2585. tax in advance? I've paid too.
  2586.  
  2587. 584
  2588. 00:44:06,292 --> 00:44:09,500
  2589. And if God asks me,
  2590. why this, why that..
  2591.  
  2592. 585
  2593. 00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:12,792
  2594. You know, we cover our faces.
  2595.  
  2596. 586
  2597. 00:44:13,042 --> 00:44:15,792
  2598. Don't believe her.
  2599.  
  2600. 587
  2601. 00:44:16,208 --> 00:44:18,125
  2602. Blast you, Pandey.
  2603.  
  2604. 588
  2605. 00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:20,583
  2606. - What is it?
  2607. - Can you eat sweets?
  2608.  
  2609. 589
  2610. 00:44:20,875 --> 00:44:23,500
  2611. - What happened, Bauua?
  2612. - Sunita.
  2613.  
  2614. 590
  2615. 00:44:24,125 --> 00:44:26,125
  2616. - He's back.
  2617. - Hold on a minute.
  2618.  
  2619. 591
  2620. 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:33,792
  2621. - Come here.
  2622. - Hear me out. Listen.
  2623.  
  2624. 592
  2625. 00:44:35,708 --> 00:44:37,125
  2626. What's going on?
  2627.  
  2628. 593
  2629. 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:38,875
  2630. Look at me.
  2631.  
  2632. 594
  2633. 00:44:39,708 --> 00:44:40,958
  2634. Are you duping her?
  2635.  
  2636. 595
  2637. 00:44:42,125 --> 00:44:43,458
  2638. Bauua!
  2639.  
  2640. 596
  2641. 00:44:43,875 --> 00:44:44,792
  2642. Scoundrel.
  2643.  
  2644. 597
  2645. 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:49,875
  2646. You talk nonstop.
  2647. Cat got your tongue now?
  2648.  
  2649. 598
  2650. 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:52,458
  2651. That's our Bauua.
  2652.  
  2653. 599
  2654. 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,125
  2655. Yes, I know.
  2656.  
  2657. 600
  2658. 00:44:55,375 --> 00:44:59,042
  2659. You don't get it?
  2660. He's always going to look small.
  2661.  
  2662. 601
  2663. 00:45:01,125 --> 00:45:06,708
  2664. I won't look different
  2665. 25 years from now either.
  2666.  
  2667. 602
  2668. 00:45:07,458 --> 00:45:08,708
  2669. True.
  2670.  
  2671. 603
  2672. 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:10,292
  2673. You're lucky.
  2674.  
  2675. 604
  2676. 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:12,875
  2677. You found a girl who'll marry you.
  2678.  
  2679. 605
  2680. 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:16,583
  2681. Even boys would say no to you.
  2682.  
  2683. 606
  2684. 00:45:18,792 --> 00:45:20,708
  2685. Playing games with her?
  2686.  
  2687. 607
  2688. 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:26,708
  2689. Idiot.
  2690.  
  2691. 608
  2692. 00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,042
  2693. Listen, Kusum.
  2694.  
  2695. 609
  2696. 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:34,958
  2697. They're both ready.
  2698. Fix the wedding date.
  2699.  
  2700. 610
  2701. 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,875
  2702. An auspicious day. Hurry.
  2703.  
  2704. 611
  2705. 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:42,500
  2706. He's getting married at last!
  2707.  
  2708. 612
  2709. 00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:46,875
  2710. Congratulations!
  2711.  
  2712. 613
  2713. 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:51,750
  2714. I won't get married! I'll kill myself!
  2715. - How can he kill himself?
  2716.  
  2717. 614
  2718. 00:45:52,042 --> 00:45:54,292
  2719. Where's everybody?
  2720. Ma'am?
  2721.  
  2722. 615
  2723. 00:45:54,792 --> 00:45:56,792
  2724. - Guddu, let's celebrate.
  2725. - Celebrate?
  2726.  
  2727. 616
  2728. 00:45:57,042 --> 00:45:58,958
  2729. How can you all eat?
  2730.  
  2731. 617
  2732. 00:45:59,208 --> 00:46:00,708
  2733. He'll commit suicide.
  2734.  
  2735. 618
  2736. 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:02,792
  2737. - Who?
  2738. - Bauua, who else?
  2739.  
  2740. 619
  2741. 00:46:03,042 --> 00:46:06,125
  2742. That's just typical of him.
  2743.  
  2744. 620
  2745. 00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:09,708
  2746. He shouts his head off.
  2747. No one can say a word to him.
  2748.  
  2749. 621
  2750. 00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:11,500
  2751. Before anyone calls him a dwarf
  2752.  
  2753. 622
  2754. 00:46:11,792 --> 00:46:14,958
  2755. he stuffs money in their face
  2756. or pelts stones.
  2757.  
  2758. 623
  2759. 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:18,042
  2760. His strutting is a sham.
  2761.  
  2762. 624
  2763. 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:21,792
  2764. I'll buy you a shop
  2765. if he commits suicide.
  2766.  
  2767. 625
  2768. 00:46:22,042 --> 00:46:24,458
  2769. God! What kind of mother are you?
  2770.  
  2771. 626
  2772. 00:46:24,708 --> 00:46:25,583
  2773. The real mother.
  2774.  
  2775. 627
  2776. 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:31,875
  2777. Yes, I need 75 boxes of sweets.
  2778.  
  2779. 628
  2780. 00:46:32,333 --> 00:46:35,167
  2781. Not 80, 75. Yes.
  2782.  
  2783. 629
  2784. 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:39,625
  2785. Move aside. Fine!
  2786.  
  2787. 630
  2788. 00:46:39,833 --> 00:46:42,250
  2789. Bauua, you're getting marinated here
  2790.  
  2791. 631
  2792. 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,583
  2793. while the boys are jumping of joy.
  2794.  
  2795. 632
  2796. 00:46:44,833 --> 00:46:47,125
  2797. Shut those women up.
  2798. My head's splitting.
  2799.  
  2800. 633
  2801. 00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:49,917
  2802. Babita's coming to PVS Mall tonight.
  2803.  
  2804. 634
  2805. 00:46:50,125 --> 00:46:51,583
  2806. Babita, who?
  2807.  
  2808. 635
  2809. 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:54,333
  2810. Babita, who?
  2811.  
  2812. 636
  2813. 00:46:54,833 --> 00:46:56,500
  2814. Babita Kumari!
  2815.  
  2816. 637
  2817. 00:46:56,750 --> 00:46:58,042
  2818. Your bride.
  2819.  
  2820. 638
  2821. 00:46:58,417 --> 00:46:59,667
  2822. Your wife.
  2823.  
  2824. 639
  2825. 00:47:00,042 --> 00:47:03,250
  2826. The one who'll enter this house
  2827. with bridal bells on her feet.
  2828.  
  2829. 640
  2830. 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:06,417
  2831. The one who'll feed your children.
  2832.  
  2833. 641
  2834. 00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:09,958
  2835. The one who'll have henna
  2836. painted on her hands. Bauua Singh!
  2837.  
  2838. 642
  2839. 00:47:10,250 --> 00:47:11,583
  2840. The irony of love!
  2841.  
  2842. 643
  2843. 00:47:12,042 --> 00:47:15,667
  2844. Before I die,
  2845. she has come to meet me in person.
  2846.  
  2847. 644
  2848. 00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,917
  2849. God is great!
  2850.  
  2851. 645
  2852. 00:47:18,125 --> 00:47:21,833
  2853. Don't rub any more inches off me.
  2854.  
  2855. 646
  2856. 00:47:30,500 --> 00:47:31,958
  2857. Get the scooter out, Guddu.
  2858.  
  2859. 647
  2860. 00:47:32,250 --> 00:47:35,333
  2861. "Fill my brow with stars!"
  2862.  
  2863. 648
  2864. 00:47:35,583 --> 00:47:40,875
  2865. "My beloved is here."
  2866.  
  2867. 649
  2868. 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:44,583
  2869. - Babita!
  2870. - Jitu! Fast!
  2871.  
  2872. 650
  2873. 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:48,375
  2874. I called you two hours ago.
  2875. Babita, costume and everything is ready.
  2876.  
  2877. 651
  2878. 00:47:48,625 --> 00:47:50,750
  2879. Now you have.. Oh, no!
  2880.  
  2881. 652
  2882. 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,333
  2883. Did you bet?
  2884.  
  2885. 653
  2886. 00:47:53,125 --> 00:47:54,667
  2887. I'll bet 500.
  2888.  
  2889. 654
  2890. 00:47:54,917 --> 00:47:56,333
  2891. Call him.
  2892.  
  2893. 655
  2894. 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,125
  2895. He won't pick up.
  2896.  
  2897. 656
  2898. 00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:00,750
  2899. I know his father too.
  2900.  
  2901. 657
  2902. 00:48:00,958 --> 00:48:02,417
  2903. All cons.
  2904.  
  2905. 658
  2906. 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,333
  2907. Best of three.
  2908.  
  2909. 659
  2910. 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:18,333
  2911. The number you're trying to reach
  2912. is currently busy.
  2913.  
  2914. 660
  2915. 00:48:18,583 --> 00:48:21,583
  2916. How about the best of five, ma'am?
  2917.  
  2918. 661
  2919. 00:48:21,917 --> 00:48:24,250
  2920. The number you're trying to reach..
  2921.  
  2922. 662
  2923. 00:48:33,667 --> 00:48:35,125
  2924. Shall I call back?
  2925.  
  2926. 663
  2927. 00:48:37,583 --> 00:48:39,583
  2928. Okay. Let's try.
  2929.  
  2930. 664
  2931. 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:50,583
  2932. The number you're trying to reach
  2933. is currently busy.
  2934.  
  2935. 665
  2936. 00:48:57,833 --> 00:48:58,958
  2937. Can I come in?
  2938.  
  2939. 666
  2940. 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:01,417
  2941. Yes. No one's bathing.
  2942.  
  2943. 667
  2944. 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,750
  2945. Madam, shall we leave?
  2946.  
  2947. 668
  2948. 00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:07,250
  2949. It's a three-hour drive to Meerut.
  2950.  
  2951. 669
  2952. 00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:15,667
  2953. Okay.
  2954. How much did I lose?
  2955.  
  2956. 670
  2957. 00:49:15,917 --> 00:49:18,958
  2958. 25,000. But you can pay 15,000.
  2959.  
  2960. 671
  2961. 00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:27,583
  2962. Here. Go, get my bag.
  2963. I'll pay the rest later.
  2964.  
  2965. 672
  2966. 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:30,292
  2967. It's already in the car.
  2968. You please get ready.
  2969.  
  2970. 673
  2971. 00:49:32,417 --> 00:49:35,125
  2972. - Shall we go?
  2973. - Hello! Costume, make-up and hair.
  2974.  
  2975. 674
  2976. 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:43,750
  2977. Clothes done.
  2978.  
  2979. 675
  2980. 00:49:44,500 --> 00:49:46,958
  2981. Hair done.
  2982.  
  2983. 676
  2984. 00:49:49,417 --> 00:49:52,583
  2985. I'm so pretty. Don't need make-up.
  2986.  
  2987. 677
  2988. 00:49:55,958 --> 00:49:58,417
  2989. "Your love isn't true, beloved."
  2990.  
  2991. 678
  2992. 00:49:58,667 --> 00:50:00,833
  2993. "Now I know how selfish you are."
  2994.  
  2995. 679
  2996. 00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:02,792
  2997. "You change girlfriends every day."
  2998.  
  2999. 680
  3000. 00:50:02,917 --> 00:50:06,042
  3001. "Your betrayal got to me."
  3002.  
  3003. 681
  3004. 00:50:11,125 --> 00:50:13,042
  3005. Hey, Babita! Turn around!
  3006.  
  3007. 682
  3008. 00:50:14,167 --> 00:50:15,875
  3009. She's a heroine!
  3010.  
  3011. 683
  3012. 00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:18,333
  3013. Look at me!
  3014.  
  3015. 684
  3016. 00:50:18,542 --> 00:50:20,875
  3017. "Now I know how selfish you are."
  3018.  
  3019. 685
  3020. 00:50:21,083 --> 00:50:24,708
  3021. "You change girlfriends every day.
  3022. Your betrayal got to me."
  3023.  
  3024. 686
  3025. 00:50:24,917 --> 00:50:25,917
  3026. Babita!
  3027.  
  3028. 687
  3029. 00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:28,583
  3030. "You better go tell God"
  3031.  
  3032. 688
  3033. 00:50:28,833 --> 00:50:31,250
  3034. "that I'm going to dupe people today."
  3035.  
  3036. 689
  3037. 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:35,917
  3038. "And you're to be blamed for it.
  3039. You better get this straight."
  3040.  
  3041. 690
  3042. 00:50:37,458 --> 00:50:41,333
  3043. To heck with you!
  3044.  
  3045. 691
  3046. 00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,917
  3047. Heard what she said!
  3048.  
  3049. 692
  3050. 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:45,833
  3051. She proposed to you.
  3052.  
  3053. 693
  3054. 00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:51,625
  3055. - I love you!
  3056. - Give me a kiss!
  3057.  
  3058. 694
  3059. 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,167
  3060. "Your love was fake."
  3061.  
  3062. 695
  3063. 00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:14,958
  3064. Babita, my sweetheart!
  3065. Look at me!
  3066.  
  3067. 696
  3068. 00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,292
  3069. Bauua, faster.
  3070.  
  3071. 697
  3072. 00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:19,917
  3073. - You want me to fly it like a helicopter?
  3074. - Step on it.
  3075.  
  3076. 698
  3077. 00:51:20,167 --> 00:51:22,792
  3078. Move away!
  3079.  
  3080. 699
  3081. 00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,083
  3082. Bauua, stay in your limits!
  3083.  
  3084. 700
  3085. 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:29,375
  3086. - Are you following your mother?
  3087. - No, your sister.
  3088.  
  3089. 701
  3090. 00:51:29,625 --> 00:51:32,708
  3091. - Your daughter.
  3092. - No, my sister-in-law.
  3093.  
  3094. 702
  3095. 00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:36,208
  3096. I'll teach you a lesson.
  3097.  
  3098. 703
  3099. 00:51:36,458 --> 00:51:38,125
  3100. We'll get you.
  3101.  
  3102. 704
  3103. 00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:41,000
  3104. Give him one.
  3105.  
  3106. 705
  3107. 00:51:41,292 --> 00:51:44,000
  3108. - Don't flash your torch. Kick him.
  3109. - Hold on.
  3110.  
  3111. 706
  3112. 00:51:45,625 --> 00:51:47,708
  3113. - I can't see them.
  3114. - They're behind us.
  3115.  
  3116. 707
  3117. 00:51:47,917 --> 00:51:50,917
  3118. You blinded me in one eye
  3119. when we were kids. Remember?
  3120.  
  3121. 708
  3122. 00:51:51,208 --> 00:51:53,292
  3123. - I can't see.
  3124. - Kick now!
  3125.  
  3126. 709
  3127. 00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:02,708
  3128. I paid for your mother's surgery.
  3129.  
  3130. 710
  3131. 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:05,125
  3132. Why follow my bride? You selfish man!
  3133.  
  3134. 711
  3135. 00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:06,458
  3136. - Is that Acchan?
  3137. - Yes.
  3138.  
  3139. 712
  3140. 00:52:06,708 --> 00:52:08,792
  3141. Here. Pay your father's bail.
  3142.  
  3143. 713
  3144. 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,917
  3145. Grab it. Get your sister married.
  3146.  
  3147. 714
  3148. 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,417
  3149. Go grab it!
  3150.  
  3151. 715
  3152. 00:52:19,125 --> 00:52:20,792
  3153. Guddu, there are still some jokers
  3154. around.
  3155.  
  3156. 716
  3157. 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,917
  3158. Push them under the bus.
  3159.  
  3160. 717
  3161. 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,875
  3162. Guddu, hold on tight.
  3163.  
  3164. 718
  3165. 00:52:27,125 --> 00:52:28,792
  3166. Pull the banner.
  3167.  
  3168. 719
  3169. 00:52:37,750 --> 00:52:38,667
  3170. Where are you going!
  3171.  
  3172. 720
  3173. 00:52:44,792 --> 00:52:46,000
  3174. Stop the car.
  3175.  
  3176. 721
  3177. 00:52:47,125 --> 00:52:49,625
  3178. - Pull over.
  3179. - Babita, what are you doing?
  3180.  
  3181. 722
  3182. 00:52:53,625 --> 00:52:56,708
  3183. What happened?
  3184. What's going on?
  3185.  
  3186. 723
  3187. 00:52:56,917 --> 00:52:59,000
  3188. Babita Kumari's car has stopped.
  3189.  
  3190. 724
  3191. 00:52:59,292 --> 00:53:00,458
  3192. Her car?
  3193.  
  3194. 725
  3195. 00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:02,458
  3196. She's coming out.
  3197.  
  3198. 726
  3199. 00:53:02,583 --> 00:53:04,042
  3200. - Really?
  3201. - Yes.
  3202.  
  3203. 727
  3204. 00:53:05,208 --> 00:53:07,792
  3205. Guddu, she's calling me.
  3206.  
  3207. 728
  3208. 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,208
  3209. - God! But why?
  3210. - How would I know why?
  3211.  
  3212. 729
  3213. 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,000
  3214. Go!
  3215.  
  3216. 730
  3217. 00:53:43,292 --> 00:53:44,708
  3218. Do you love me?
  3219.  
  3220. 731
  3221. 00:53:47,292 --> 00:53:50,458
  3222. Do you love me?
  3223.  
  3224. 732
  3225. 00:53:52,292 --> 00:53:53,708
  3226. Love you too.
  3227.  
  3228. 733
  3229. 00:53:58,625 --> 00:54:00,000
  3230. I also loved him.
  3231.  
  3232. 734
  3233. 00:54:00,625 --> 00:54:03,542
  3234. But I guess all you men
  3235. just have that
  3236.  
  3237. 735
  3238. 00:54:03,792 --> 00:54:07,875
  3239. - cheating gene in your DNA.
  3240. - No..
  3241.  
  3242. 736
  3243. 00:54:08,292 --> 00:54:10,875
  3244. I like you in shorts,
  3245. I like you in jeans too.
  3246.  
  3247. 737
  3248. 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,208
  3249. Same, same.
  3250.  
  3251. 738
  3252. 00:54:12,542 --> 00:54:16,458
  3253. - I want to kill all you men.
  3254. - No kill, Babita.
  3255.  
  3256. 739
  3257. 00:54:16,708 --> 00:54:18,542
  3258. Already dead, dead.
  3259.  
  3260. 740
  3261. 00:54:27,375 --> 00:54:30,292
  3262. Now go back to your pathetic life
  3263.  
  3264. 741
  3265. 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:35,708
  3266. in your pathetic town
  3267. and spend the rest of your life
  3268.  
  3269. 742
  3270. 00:54:35,917 --> 00:54:39,458
  3271. telling everyone
  3272. that Babita Kumari kissed you.
  3273.  
  3274. 743
  3275. 00:54:40,208 --> 00:54:42,625
  3276. No one will ever believe you.
  3277.  
  3278. 744
  3279. 00:54:44,125 --> 00:54:47,000
  3280. No one will ever believe you.
  3281.  
  3282. 745
  3283. 00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:54,542
  3284. In fact, no one will ever believe me
  3285. that I loved him so much.
  3286.  
  3287. 746
  3288. 00:54:56,875 --> 00:55:01,292
  3289. So much that I'm crying
  3290. for that pathetic man.
  3291.  
  3292. 747
  3293. 00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:03,875
  3294. I'm crying for that..
  3295.  
  3296. 748
  3297. 00:55:05,292 --> 00:55:08,458
  3298. I hate myself.
  3299.  
  3300. 749
  3301. 00:55:10,125 --> 00:55:11,000
  3302. Babita, come.
  3303.  
  3304. 750
  3305. 00:55:11,292 --> 00:55:15,375
  3306. - Bauua!
  3307. - Easy, easy.
  3308.  
  3309. 751
  3310. 00:55:16,708 --> 00:55:18,333
  3311. Why have you left me alone?
  3312.  
  3313. 752
  3314. 00:55:20,708 --> 00:55:22,875
  3315. Where's Bauua?
  3316. Has she taken him away?
  3317.  
  3318. 753
  3319. 00:55:23,250 --> 00:55:24,292
  3320. Guddu.
  3321.  
  3322. 754
  3323. 00:55:28,625 --> 00:55:31,542
  3324. Babita Kumari kissed me, Guddu.
  3325.  
  3326. 755
  3327. 00:55:32,542 --> 00:55:37,917
  3328. Your mother never kissed your father.
  3329. Why would Babita Kumari kiss you?
  3330.  
  3331. 756
  3332. 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:39,625
  3333. I swear!
  3334.  
  3335. 757
  3336. 00:55:39,875 --> 00:55:44,542
  3337. She kissed me passionately.
  3338. The kiss lasted three seconds.
  3339.  
  3340. 758
  3341. 00:55:47,625 --> 00:55:49,542
  3342. O' people of the world!
  3343.  
  3344. 759
  3345. 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:53,000
  3346. You have never respected me.
  3347.  
  3348. 760
  3349. 00:55:53,292 --> 00:55:56,458
  3350. Look, there goes the dwarf!
  3351. Here comes the dwarf.
  3352.  
  3353. 761
  3354. 00:55:56,708 --> 00:56:00,000
  3355. Today Babita Kumari kissed the dwarf.
  3356.  
  3357. 762
  3358. 00:56:01,667 --> 00:56:03,875
  3359. - I'm going to sing a song.
  3360. - Hey, Bauua.
  3361.  
  3362. 763
  3363. 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:07,292
  3364. - I'm going to sing a song.
  3365. - God, forgive us.
  3366.  
  3367. 764
  3368. 00:56:07,583 --> 00:56:09,917
  3369. Don't say such crazy things,
  3370. Your Majesty.
  3371.  
  3372. 765
  3373. 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:11,167
  3374. You're marrying tomorrow.
  3375.  
  3376. 766
  3377. 00:56:11,375 --> 00:56:13,750
  3378. Maybe it's given you
  3379. a brain hemorrhage.
  3380.  
  3381. 767
  3382. 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:16,375
  3383. It happens before a wedding.
  3384. Let's go.
  3385.  
  3386. 768
  3387. 00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,375
  3388. Let me sing first.
  3389.  
  3390. 769
  3391. 00:56:20,667 --> 00:56:25,500
  3392. Yes, we're on our way.
  3393. The boy looks nice in his photo.
  3394.  
  3395. 770
  3396. 00:56:25,917 --> 00:56:29,375
  3397. He has cute dimples.
  3398. What does he do?
  3399.  
  3400. 771
  3401. 00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:32,833
  3402. His father owns a big business.
  3403.  
  3404. 772
  3405. 00:56:33,083 --> 00:56:34,500
  3406. But, Dad
  3407.  
  3408. 773
  3409. 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:37,375
  3410. he's a little short.
  3411.  
  3412. 774
  3413. 00:56:37,667 --> 00:56:39,750
  3414. So what?
  3415.  
  3416. 775
  3417. 00:56:39,958 --> 00:56:41,917
  3418. Your granddad was only 5'6".
  3419.  
  3420. 776
  3421. 00:56:42,167 --> 00:56:43,583
  3422. But what a gem!
  3423.  
  3424. 777
  3425. 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:49,167
  3426. - Is he tall enough to reach you?
  3427. - Yes, he is.
  3428.  
  3429. 778
  3430. 00:56:49,333 --> 00:56:53,292
  3431. "Come, my beloved,
  3432. let us meet in the moonlight."
  3433.  
  3434. 779
  3435. 00:56:53,417 --> 00:56:56,500
  3436. "Seeing you, the wilderness will turn
  3437. to spring."
  3438.  
  3439. 780
  3440. 00:57:00,125 --> 00:57:04,542
  3441. "In this rain-soaked night.."
  3442.  
  3443. 781
  3444. 00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:12,250
  3445. I'll walk this road! My foot.
  3446.  
  3447. 782
  3448. 00:57:18,417 --> 00:57:20,167
  3449. Guddu, I don't want to get married.
  3450.  
  3451. 783
  3452. 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:22,667
  3453. I'm not ready.
  3454.  
  3455. 784
  3456. 00:57:35,500 --> 00:57:36,792
  3457. Enough, Ashok!
  3458.  
  3459. 785
  3460. 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:39,667
  3461. Is this a joke?
  3462.  
  3463. 786
  3464. 00:57:39,917 --> 00:57:42,250
  3465. You said he was short,
  3466. but this short?
  3467.  
  3468. 787
  3469. 00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:44,583
  3470. You call this short?
  3471.  
  3472. 788
  3473. 00:57:45,375 --> 00:57:48,333
  3474. Pritpal, do you call this short?
  3475.  
  3476. 789
  3477. 00:57:48,458 --> 00:57:51,833
  3478. - He's a dwarf.
  3479. - A dwarf!
  3480.  
  3481. 790
  3482. 00:57:52,708 --> 00:57:55,500
  3483. You're a top scientist,
  3484. and you want to marry him?
  3485.  
  3486. 791
  3487. 00:57:55,708 --> 00:57:56,708
  3488. A dwarf?
  3489.  
  3490. 792
  3491. 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,083
  3492. I'm hardly a Cinderella, Dad.
  3493.  
  3494. 793
  3495. 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:03,500
  3496. What can I do if I'm in love with a dwarf?
  3497.  
  3498. 794
  3499. 00:58:03,708 --> 00:58:07,250
  3500. You've fallen for a school dropout?
  3501.  
  3502. 795
  3503. 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:11,542
  3504. Should I have checked
  3505. his school certificate first?
  3506.  
  3507. 796
  3508. 00:58:12,417 --> 00:58:15,875
  3509. I don't have to send him to Mars, Mom.
  3510.  
  3511. 797
  3512. 00:58:20,958 --> 00:58:22,333
  3513. Dad.
  3514.  
  3515. 798
  3516. 00:58:25,083 --> 00:58:28,500
  3517. This is the first time
  3518. I've met someone
  3519.  
  3520. 799
  3521. 00:58:28,708 --> 00:58:33,417
  3522. who sees me, not my wheelchair.
  3523.  
  3524. 800
  3525. 00:58:33,708 --> 00:58:37,250
  3526. He talks to me like a human being.
  3527.  
  3528. 801
  3529. 00:58:38,083 --> 00:58:39,875
  3530. He doesn't think
  3531.  
  3532. 802
  3533. 00:58:40,167 --> 00:58:44,083
  3534. about how one must talk
  3535. to a disabled girl.
  3536.  
  3537. 803
  3538. 00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:48,417
  3539. He treats me like a normal girl.
  3540.  
  3541. 804
  3542. 00:58:49,250 --> 00:58:53,333
  3543. - He doesn't pity me, Dad.
  3544. - Pity!
  3545.  
  3546. 805
  3547. 00:58:53,708 --> 00:58:55,167
  3548. A dwarf pitying you?
  3549.  
  3550. 806
  3551. 00:58:55,417 --> 00:59:00,083
  3552. That's enough, please!
  3553. Are you marrying him? Or am I?
  3554.  
  3555. 807
  3556. 00:59:02,375 --> 00:59:03,625
  3557. Dad!
  3558.  
  3559. 808
  3560. 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:12,875
  3561. Okay. Now I want to see everyone
  3562. having a good time here.
  3563.  
  3564. 809
  3565. 00:59:13,167 --> 00:59:14,667
  3566. - DJ!
  3567. - Yes?
  3568.  
  3569. 810
  3570. 00:59:14,833 --> 00:59:16,583
  3571. Let's have a Pashto song.
  3572.  
  3573. 811
  3574. 00:59:16,875 --> 00:59:19,042
  3575. What's Pashto?
  3576.  
  3577. 812
  3578. 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:25,875
  3579. - Then play an English song.
  3580. - Don't have any English songs.
  3581.  
  3582. 813
  3583. 00:59:27,292 --> 00:59:30,958
  3584. Play a song in any language.
  3585.  
  3586. 814
  3587. 00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:32,875
  3588. An Afghani song then?
  3589.  
  3590. 815
  3591. 00:59:33,125 --> 00:59:34,417
  3592. Go on, play!
  3593.  
  3594. 816
  3595. 00:59:36,417 --> 00:59:39,125
  3596. Oh, Dad, remember this song?
  3597.  
  3598. 817
  3599. 00:59:39,375 --> 00:59:40,750
  3600. Duffer!
  3601.  
  3602. 818
  3603. 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,917
  3604. Let me ward off the evil eye
  3605.  
  3606. 819
  3607. 00:59:49,167 --> 00:59:51,833
  3608. - or you might die.
  3609. - Get lost.
  3610.  
  3611. 820
  3612. 00:59:52,292 --> 00:59:54,375
  3613. Your family duped you.
  3614.  
  3615. 821
  3616. 00:59:54,625 --> 00:59:56,292
  3617. The post office played a trick too.
  3618.  
  3619. 822
  3620. 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:57,542
  3621. What's this?
  3622.  
  3623. 823
  3624. 00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:01,375
  3625. Remember you enrolled for the Babita
  3626. dance contest? You're in.
  3627.  
  3628. 824
  3629. 01:00:05,917 --> 01:00:06,792
  3630. This..
  3631.  
  3632. 825
  3633. 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:10,375
  3634. Come on!
  3635.  
  3636. 826
  3637. 01:00:24,792 --> 01:00:29,708
  3638. "I'll say a prayer in your name."
  3639.  
  3640. 827
  3641. 01:00:30,250 --> 01:00:32,292
  3642. "Day and night.."
  3643.  
  3644. 828
  3645. 01:00:44,792 --> 01:00:48,833
  3646. It's nice and cool outside.
  3647. - Bauua, come inside.
  3648.  
  3649. 829
  3650. 01:00:49,042 --> 01:00:50,417
  3651. - Bauua.
  3652. - What!
  3653.  
  3654. 830
  3655. 01:00:50,542 --> 01:00:52,167
  3656. Congratulations!
  3657.  
  3658. 831
  3659. 01:00:52,917 --> 01:00:56,000
  3660. These notes aren't fake.
  3661. Give them to me later.
  3662.  
  3663. 832
  3664. 01:00:56,292 --> 01:00:59,542
  3665. I think you should take him to America.
  3666.  
  3667. 833
  3668. 01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:03,833
  3669. - What is it?
  3670. - Well.. Sir..
  3671.  
  3672. 834
  3673. 01:01:04,708 --> 01:01:07,792
  3674. Go on. You can talk to him.
  3675.  
  3676. 835
  3677. 01:01:09,708 --> 01:01:12,292
  3678. Sir, where's the toilet?
  3679.  
  3680. 836
  3681. 01:01:14,083 --> 01:01:15,708
  3682. Do it anywhere.
  3683.  
  3684. 837
  3685. 01:01:15,917 --> 01:01:17,375
  3686. Go ahead.
  3687.  
  3688. 838
  3689. 01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:19,375
  3690. He pees in small amounts.
  3691.  
  3692. 839
  3693. 01:01:20,458 --> 01:01:23,542
  3694. Take him to the US.
  3695. Charge people to see him.
  3696.  
  3697. 840
  3698. 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:36,417
  3699. - Hey, girl, come here.
  3700. - Come on!
  3701.  
  3702. 841
  3703. 01:01:36,667 --> 01:01:39,667
  3704. Come, let's go.
  3705.  
  3706. 842
  3707. 01:01:53,917 --> 01:01:56,000
  3708. Hello! Excuse me!
  3709.  
  3710. 843
  3711. 01:01:56,542 --> 01:01:58,958
  3712. Ma'am! Yes, you.
  3713.  
  3714. 844
  3715. 01:01:59,167 --> 01:02:01,375
  3716. - How are you related?
  3717. - Her aunt.
  3718.  
  3719. 845
  3720. 01:02:01,625 --> 01:02:02,833
  3721. You can stay.
  3722.  
  3723. 846
  3724. 01:02:03,375 --> 01:02:05,667
  3725. - And you?
  3726. - Her father's sister's..
  3727.  
  3728. 847
  3729. 01:02:05,917 --> 01:02:10,625
  3730. Out. Anyone who doesn't know
  3731. how they're related must go.
  3732.  
  3733. 848
  3734. 01:02:10,833 --> 01:02:14,000
  3735. Her father's so-and-so,
  3736. etcetera, won't do. All out!
  3737.  
  3738. 849
  3739. 01:02:14,292 --> 01:02:16,625
  3740. Kids, go outside.
  3741.  
  3742. 850
  3743. 01:02:16,833 --> 01:02:19,083
  3744. What are you doing, Bauua?
  3745.  
  3746. 851
  3747. 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:30,667
  3748. What I'm about to say,
  3749. and what you're about to hear
  3750.  
  3751. 852
  3752. 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:32,750
  3753. only your close relatives
  3754.  
  3755. 853
  3756. 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:35,833
  3757. will be of help to you.
  3758.  
  3759. 854
  3760. 01:02:39,292 --> 01:02:43,375
  3761. In romance, there come 10 seconds
  3762. when a man says, let's marry.
  3763.  
  3764. 855
  3765. 01:02:43,833 --> 01:02:47,083
  3766. You and my father didn't give me
  3767. those 10 seconds.
  3768.  
  3769. 856
  3770. 01:02:47,542 --> 01:02:50,458
  3771. You visited our house.
  3772. Two days later, it's done.
  3773.  
  3774. 857
  3775. 01:02:50,667 --> 01:02:53,917
  3776. The musical ceremony in three days.
  3777. All of Meerut at my wedding in four.
  3778.  
  3779. 858
  3780. 01:02:54,208 --> 01:02:57,750
  3781. Now I stand before you,
  3782. a bridegroom.
  3783.  
  3784. 859
  3785. 01:03:03,083 --> 01:03:05,667
  3786. Are you proposing now?
  3787.  
  3788. 860
  3789. 01:03:05,917 --> 01:03:09,458
  3790. Proposing? I'm talking
  3791. about opposing, Aafia.
  3792.  
  3793. 861
  3794. 01:03:10,542 --> 01:03:15,208
  3795. I'm like the cuckoo.
  3796.  
  3797. 862
  3798. 01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:16,833
  3799. I can't build my own nest.
  3800.  
  3801. 863
  3802. 01:03:17,083 --> 01:03:19,667
  3803. I lay eggs in the nests of other birds.
  3804.  
  3805. 864
  3806. 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:23,458
  3807. All this, this wedding..
  3808.  
  3809. 865
  3810. 01:03:24,458 --> 01:03:25,833
  3811. My hands are tied.
  3812.  
  3813. 866
  3814. 01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:27,542
  3815. I really can't.
  3816.  
  3817. 867
  3818. 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:31,750
  3819. You're an American.
  3820. Why did you agree to marry me?
  3821.  
  3822. 868
  3823. 01:03:32,083 --> 01:03:36,125
  3824. I took you for a modern girl.
  3825. You drink and all.
  3826.  
  3827. 869
  3828. 01:03:37,542 --> 01:03:40,000
  3829. How come you suddenly became
  3830. the traditional wife?
  3831.  
  3832. 870
  3833. 01:03:40,667 --> 01:03:44,000
  3834. You'll look odd fasting
  3835. for the health of your husband.
  3836.  
  3837. 871
  3838. 01:03:47,667 --> 01:03:48,833
  3839. Come here.
  3840.  
  3841. 872
  3842. 01:03:56,833 --> 01:03:59,917
  3843. How old are you, Bauua?
  3844.  
  3845. 873
  3846. 01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:02,542
  3847. 38!
  3848.  
  3849. 874
  3850. 01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,625
  3851. - Meaning?
  3852. - 39.
  3853.  
  3854. 875
  3855. 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:12,375
  3856. In all these years
  3857.  
  3858. 876
  3859. 01:04:13,000 --> 01:04:17,750
  3860. have you found anyone besides me
  3861.  
  3862. 877
  3863. 01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:24,292
  3864. whom you could look in the eye
  3865. and talk to?
  3866.  
  3867. 878
  3868. 01:04:26,625 --> 01:04:30,000
  3869. Everyone towers over you.
  3870.  
  3871. 879
  3872. 01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:35,292
  3873. How long will you crane your neck?
  3874.  
  3875. 880
  3876. 01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:40,292
  3877. You look at me straight in the eye.
  3878. I look at you straight in the eye.
  3879.  
  3880. 881
  3881. 01:04:41,458 --> 01:04:44,750
  3882. We're made for each other.
  3883.  
  3884. 882
  3885. 01:04:45,458 --> 01:04:49,750
  3886. Why be a cuckoo at your age, Bauua?
  3887.  
  3888. 883
  3889. 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:54,458
  3890. Build your own nest.
  3891.  
  3892. 884
  3893. 01:04:56,292 --> 01:04:58,667
  3894. Don't, Aafia. Don't.
  3895.  
  3896. 885
  3897. 01:04:58,917 --> 01:05:00,750
  3898. My heart can hear you.
  3899.  
  3900. 886
  3901. 01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,917
  3902. But my heart does not hear you.
  3903.  
  3904. 887
  3905. 01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:12,000
  3906. Control both your hearts.
  3907.  
  3908. 888
  3909. 01:05:12,375 --> 01:05:16,083
  3910. Have a drink if you need to.
  3911.  
  3912. 889
  3913. 01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:22,542
  3914. Go and sit in the groom's chair. Go.
  3915.  
  3916. 890
  3917. 01:05:22,708 --> 01:05:23,625
  3918. Don't be scared.
  3919.  
  3920. 891
  3921. 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:28,458
  3922. The operation will be over
  3923. before you know it.
  3924.  
  3925. 892
  3926. 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:33,542
  3927. But if there's something else,
  3928. tell me.
  3929.  
  3930. 893
  3931. 01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,917
  3932. What is this?
  3933.  
  3934. 894
  3935. 01:05:47,625 --> 01:05:50,083
  3936. I've been selected
  3937. for a dance contest.
  3938.  
  3939. 895
  3940. 01:05:51,000 --> 01:05:53,542
  3941. The winner meets Babita Kumari.
  3942.  
  3943. 896
  3944. 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:57,208
  3945. So?
  3946.  
  3947. 897
  3948. 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:02,083
  3949. You've hardly been selected
  3950. for UPSC.
  3951.  
  3952. 898
  3953. 01:06:09,083 --> 01:06:11,750
  3954. Babita Kumari kissed me last night.
  3955.  
  3956. 899
  3957. 01:06:29,208 --> 01:06:32,000
  3958. Look at your height, Bauua.
  3959.  
  3960. 900
  3961. 01:06:32,750 --> 01:06:35,292
  3962. If Babita kissed you
  3963.  
  3964. 901
  3965. 01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:39,292
  3966. then I'm carrying
  3967. Leonardo DiCaprio's child.
  3968.  
  3969. 902
  3970. 01:06:42,125 --> 01:06:46,208
  3971. You've ruined my make-up.
  3972. Go!
  3973.  
  3974. 903
  3975. 01:06:47,875 --> 01:06:48,958
  3976. You see
  3977.  
  3978. 904
  3979. 01:06:50,083 --> 01:06:52,375
  3980. I was born a cuckoo
  3981.  
  3982. 905
  3983. 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:54,833
  3984. and I'll die as one.
  3985.  
  3986. 906
  3987. 01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:02,083
  3988. Don't be sad.
  3989.  
  3990. 907
  3991. 01:07:03,667 --> 01:07:07,417
  3992. I'll run away.
  3993.  
  3994. 908
  3995. 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:09,625
  3996. I'll run away.
  3997.  
  3998. 909
  3999. 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,000
  4000. You'll run away!
  4001.  
  4002. 910
  4003. 01:07:13,625 --> 01:07:16,625
  4004. Go, wait outside.
  4005.  
  4006. 911
  4007. 01:07:16,833 --> 01:07:18,625
  4008. Go, wait outside.
  4009.  
  4010. 912
  4011. 01:07:53,458 --> 01:07:56,542
  4012. Little chap, sit down!
  4013.  
  4014. 913
  4015. 01:07:57,833 --> 01:07:59,083
  4016. No, sir.
  4017.  
  4018. 914
  4019. 01:08:00,208 --> 01:08:03,083
  4020. I'm not staying. No.
  4021.  
  4022. 915
  4023. 01:08:03,750 --> 01:08:06,542
  4024. - Shall I show you a magic trick?
  4025. - What trick?
  4026.  
  4027. 916
  4028. 01:08:06,750 --> 01:08:08,083
  4029. - Can you count?
  4030. - Yes.
  4031.  
  4032. 917
  4033. 01:08:08,375 --> 01:08:10,208
  4034. - So count one..
  4035. - One..
  4036.  
  4037. 918
  4038. 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,292
  4039. - Two..
  4040. - Two..
  4041.  
  4042. 919
  4043. 01:08:18,625 --> 01:08:20,750
  4044. - Three..
  4045. - Three..
  4046.  
  4047. 920
  4048. 01:08:23,458 --> 01:08:24,833
  4049. Where are you going?
  4050.  
  4051. 921
  4052. 01:08:44,083 --> 01:08:45,375
  4053. Stop!
  4054.  
  4055. 922
  4056. 01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:56,083
  4057. Darn you, people of Meerut!
  4058. Get lost!
  4059.  
  4060. 923
  4061. 01:09:05,667 --> 01:09:09,417
  4062. Where to, mister?
  4063. Ticket?
  4064.  
  4065. 924
  4066. 01:09:26,708 --> 01:09:29,250
  4067. A man is basically 4'6".
  4068.  
  4069. 925
  4070. 01:09:29,667 --> 01:09:32,125
  4071. Anything above that is arrogance
  4072.  
  4073. 926
  4074. 01:09:32,792 --> 01:09:35,708
  4075. Babita made me arrogant
  4076. by kissing me.
  4077.  
  4078. 927
  4079. 01:09:36,125 --> 01:09:37,958
  4080. Now I'm a six-footer.
  4081.  
  4082. 928
  4083. 01:09:38,333 --> 01:09:41,667
  4084. I've left behind my family, friends
  4085. and Aafia.
  4086.  
  4087. 929
  4088. 01:09:42,333 --> 01:09:45,667
  4089. But Bauua Singh would never
  4090. leave behind his courage.
  4091.  
  4092. 930
  4093. 01:09:47,292 --> 01:09:50,625
  4094. Bauua Singh has won
  4095. five dance rounds
  4096.  
  4097. 931
  4098. 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:54,208
  4099. by defeating his rivals
  4100. and winning their hearts.
  4101.  
  4102. 932
  4103. 01:09:54,542 --> 01:09:57,375
  4104. He's through the semi-finals
  4105.  
  4106. 933
  4107. 01:09:57,625 --> 01:10:02,458
  4108. and now Bauua Singh comes
  4109. for the grand finale of the show.
  4110.  
  4111. 934
  4112. 01:10:04,917 --> 01:10:09,542
  4113. He will now have to dance
  4114. against two professionals.
  4115.  
  4116. 935
  4117. 01:10:15,500 --> 01:10:17,917
  4118. Ladies and gentlemen
  4119.  
  4120. 936
  4121. 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:22,500
  4122. please welcome Ganesh Acharya
  4123.  
  4124. 937
  4125. 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:26,500
  4126. and Remo D'Souza.
  4127.  
  4128. 938
  4129. 01:10:26,708 --> 01:10:31,958
  4130. Whether Bauua Singh wins or loses
  4131. will be decided by
  4132.  
  4133. 939
  4134. 01:10:32,375 --> 01:10:35,292
  4135. yes, my friends,
  4136. I present to you
  4137.  
  4138. 940
  4139. 01:10:35,542 --> 01:10:38,542
  4140. the glory of Dabangg,
  4141. the life of Tiger
  4142.  
  4143. 941
  4144. 01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:42,125
  4145. Salman Khan!
  4146.  
  4147. 942
  4148. 01:10:42,792 --> 01:10:46,625
  4149. "I'm done for."
  4150.  
  4151. 943
  4152. 01:10:47,500 --> 01:10:53,917
  4153. "I'm in trouble."
  4154.  
  4155. 944
  4156. 01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:07,958
  4157. "I drank the nectar of love"
  4158.  
  4159. 945
  4160. 01:11:08,208 --> 01:11:10,958
  4161. "and lost all sense of reason."
  4162.  
  4163. 946
  4164. 01:11:11,208 --> 01:11:14,542
  4165. "I am the great lover."
  4166.  
  4167. 947
  4168. 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:17,875
  4169. "Let no one come in my way."
  4170.  
  4171. 948
  4172. 01:11:18,125 --> 01:11:24,375
  4173. "The look in her eyes
  4174. makes my head spin."
  4175.  
  4176. 949
  4177. 01:11:24,625 --> 01:11:27,792
  4178. "Since she became mine"
  4179.  
  4180. 950
  4181. 01:11:28,042 --> 01:11:31,458
  4182. "the world seems full of lovers."
  4183.  
  4184. 951
  4185. 01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,042
  4186. "I swear."
  4187.  
  4188. 952
  4189. 01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:34,792
  4190. "By God."
  4191.  
  4192. 953
  4193. 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:41,458
  4194. "My heart has been taken over by love."
  4195.  
  4196. 954
  4197. 01:11:41,792 --> 01:11:46,167
  4198. "My heart has been taken over"
  4199.  
  4200. 955
  4201. 01:11:46,458 --> 01:11:49,792
  4202. "by love."
  4203.  
  4204. 956
  4205. 01:12:15,625 --> 01:12:17,375
  4206. "How would you know"
  4207.  
  4208. 957
  4209. 01:12:17,625 --> 01:12:22,125
  4210. "where the bird of love
  4211. flies in the sky?"
  4212.  
  4213. 958
  4214. 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,625
  4215. "My love is like a shadow"
  4216.  
  4217. 959
  4218. 01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:28,375
  4219. "falling wherever it pleases."
  4220.  
  4221. 960
  4222. 01:12:28,625 --> 01:12:35,125
  4223. "Love pierces your heart
  4224. with the sharpest dagger."
  4225.  
  4226. 961
  4227. 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,292
  4228. "When the pain increases"
  4229.  
  4230. 962
  4231. 01:12:37,542 --> 01:12:42,292
  4232. "living life is more pleasurable."
  4233.  
  4234. 963
  4235. 01:12:42,542 --> 01:12:47,042
  4236. "Our meeting is so unique."
  4237.  
  4238. 964
  4239. 01:12:49,125 --> 01:12:52,125
  4240. "Our meeting is so unique."
  4241.  
  4242. 965
  4243. 01:12:52,375 --> 01:12:55,542
  4244. "She's a wave, I am water."
  4245.  
  4246. 966
  4247. 01:12:55,792 --> 01:13:01,958
  4248. "You are the river. I am the shore.
  4249. The waves roll my way."
  4250.  
  4251. 967
  4252. 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:07,125
  4253. "My heart has been taken over"
  4254.  
  4255. 968
  4256. 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:10,708
  4257. "by love."
  4258.  
  4259. 969
  4260. 01:13:23,458 --> 01:13:25,458
  4261. "I love her deeply."
  4262.  
  4263. 970
  4264. 01:13:26,708 --> 01:13:29,792
  4265. "She loves me deeply."
  4266.  
  4267. 971
  4268. 01:13:30,042 --> 01:13:33,125
  4269. "I can't live without her."
  4270.  
  4271. 972
  4272. 01:13:33,375 --> 01:13:36,375
  4273. "She's incomplete without me."
  4274.  
  4275. 973
  4276. 01:13:36,625 --> 01:13:39,875
  4277. "I'll make her turn away from you."
  4278.  
  4279. 974
  4280. 01:13:40,125 --> 01:13:43,125
  4281. "You may be her yes-man,
  4282. but she won't listen to you."
  4283.  
  4284. 975
  4285. 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:46,375
  4286. "She has so many admirers,
  4287. how could she care for you?"
  4288.  
  4289. 976
  4290. 01:13:46,625 --> 01:13:49,708
  4291. "You're not tall enough
  4292. to have big dreams."
  4293.  
  4294. 977
  4295. 01:13:49,958 --> 01:13:52,958
  4296. "You've become too big
  4297. for your boots."
  4298.  
  4299. 978
  4300. 01:13:53,208 --> 01:13:56,292
  4301. "You're a crazy Indian,
  4302. she's a foreign fairy."
  4303.  
  4304. 979
  4305. 01:13:56,542 --> 01:13:59,708
  4306. "For me, only love counts."
  4307.  
  4308. 980
  4309. 01:13:59,958 --> 01:14:02,958
  4310. "That's why I'm an Indian lad,
  4311. and she's a foreign lass."
  4312.  
  4313. 981
  4314. 01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:06,208
  4315. "You've won my heart
  4316. with your words."
  4317.  
  4318. 982
  4319. 01:14:06,458 --> 01:14:09,833
  4320. "Let's be friends,
  4321. let's shake hands."
  4322.  
  4323. 983
  4324. 01:14:09,958 --> 01:14:12,708
  4325. "Let's be friends."
  4326.  
  4327. 984
  4328. 01:14:13,708 --> 01:14:19,875
  4329. "Let's shake hands."
  4330.  
  4331. 985
  4332. 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:29,375
  4333. Bauua! Bauua!
  4334.  
  4335. 986
  4336. 01:14:29,583 --> 01:14:32,750
  4337. Bauua! Bauua!
  4338.  
  4339. 987
  4340. 01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:05,708
  4341. Aafia!
  4342.  
  4343. 988
  4344. 01:15:07,458 --> 01:15:08,958
  4345. Babita!
  4346.  
  4347. 989
  4348. 01:15:09,208 --> 01:15:11,625
  4349. Babita!
  4350.  
  4351. 990
  4352. 01:15:18,375 --> 01:15:19,458
  4353. Okay, listen, I've reached.
  4354.  
  4355. 991
  4356. 01:15:19,708 --> 01:15:22,708
  4357. Call you later. Okay. Bye.
  4358.  
  4359. 992
  4360. 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:27,958
  4361. Mind your strap, babe!
  4362.  
  4363. 993
  4364. 01:15:28,208 --> 01:15:31,958
  4365. Sweetheart, that's why
  4366. they come to see me.
  4367.  
  4368. 994
  4369. 01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:35,708
  4370. Babita Kumari can't control herself
  4371. or her clothes.
  4372.  
  4373. 995
  4374. 01:15:35,958 --> 01:15:39,125
  4375. Wardrobe malfunction
  4376. at her own film's success party!
  4377.  
  4378. 996
  4379. 01:15:41,625 --> 01:15:43,292
  4380. Let them enjoy!
  4381.  
  4382. 997
  4383. 01:16:16,125 --> 01:16:18,375
  4384. Your eyes are full of pain.
  4385.  
  4386. 998
  4387. 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:19,542
  4388. Excuse me?
  4389.  
  4390. 999
  4391. 01:16:19,792 --> 01:16:21,708
  4392. Did he say that to you?
  4393.  
  4394. 1000
  4395. 01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:24,708
  4396. I have a complaint.
  4397.  
  4398. 1001
  4399. 01:16:25,208 --> 01:16:27,708
  4400. Why didn't we meet before?
  4401.  
  4402. 1002
  4403. 01:16:28,875 --> 01:16:30,375
  4404. Did he tell you?
  4405.  
  4406. 1003
  4407. 01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:33,542
  4408. Tell me.
  4409.  
  4410. 1004
  4411. 01:16:39,542 --> 01:16:41,625
  4412. Did he ask you to sit on his lap?
  4413.  
  4414. 1005
  4415. 01:16:41,875 --> 01:16:45,167
  4416. - What are you doing, babes?
  4417. - Let go!
  4418.  
  4419. 1006
  4420. 01:16:45,292 --> 01:16:49,625
  4421. - Stop that.
  4422. - Vinod, get me a drink.
  4423.  
  4424. 1007
  4425. 01:16:49,958 --> 01:16:51,125
  4426. Let's go.
  4427.  
  4428. 1008
  4429. 01:16:55,875 --> 01:16:58,125
  4430. One fine day, he just got bald.
  4431.  
  4432. 1009
  4433. 01:16:58,375 --> 01:17:00,458
  4434. But he looks so funny bald!
  4435.  
  4436. 1010
  4437. 01:17:01,292 --> 01:17:03,792
  4438. - Hi, ma'am.
  4439. - Hi. How are you?
  4440.  
  4441. 1011
  4442. 01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:08,625
  4443. "May your life be enlightened."
  4444.  
  4445. 1012
  4446. 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:11,208
  4447. Hurry, Bauua.
  4448. Madam is on her way.
  4449.  
  4450. 1013
  4451. 01:17:11,458 --> 01:17:14,042
  4452. - What is this?
  4453. - Hurry up.
  4454.  
  4455. 1014
  4456. 01:17:15,292 --> 01:17:17,958
  4457. - Keep moving.
  4458. - Let me finish eating.
  4459.  
  4460. 1015
  4461. 01:17:18,875 --> 01:17:19,958
  4462. There she is.
  4463.  
  4464. 1016
  4465. 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:22,208
  4466. Bring her here.
  4467.  
  4468. 1017
  4469. 01:17:23,625 --> 01:17:25,708
  4470. Another tacky party.
  4471.  
  4472. 1018
  4473. 01:17:29,375 --> 01:17:30,875
  4474. You must meet him.
  4475.  
  4476. 1019
  4477. 01:17:31,125 --> 01:17:35,125
  4478. - What is it? Who must I meet?
  4479. - The winner of the dance contest.
  4480.  
  4481. 1020
  4482. 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:45,792
  4483. Don't worry.
  4484.  
  4485. 1021
  4486. 01:17:46,375 --> 01:17:47,875
  4487. You look fine.
  4488.  
  4489. 1022
  4490. 01:17:48,375 --> 01:17:50,375
  4491. Hi. Babita Kumari.
  4492.  
  4493. 1023
  4494. 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,292
  4495. Bauua Singh from Meerut,
  4496. Uttar Pradesh.
  4497.  
  4498. 1024
  4499. 01:17:54,375 --> 01:17:57,375
  4500. Have we met before?
  4501. You look familiar.
  4502.  
  4503. 1025
  4504. 01:17:58,208 --> 01:18:00,125
  4505. I've known you for 15 years.
  4506.  
  4507. 1026
  4508. 01:18:00,375 --> 01:18:03,375
  4509. Yes, we've met. In Meerut.
  4510.  
  4511. 1027
  4512. 01:18:03,708 --> 01:18:05,292
  4513. Don't remember.
  4514.  
  4515. 1028
  4516. 01:18:06,417 --> 01:18:09,458
  4517. Anyway, congratulations on winning
  4518. the dance competition.
  4519.  
  4520. 1029
  4521. 01:18:09,708 --> 01:18:11,208
  4522. Keep watching my films.
  4523.  
  4524. 1030
  4525. 01:18:20,042 --> 01:18:22,458
  4526. Was I drunk in Meerut?
  4527.  
  4528. 1031
  4529. 01:18:24,042 --> 01:18:25,542
  4530. Not that drunk.
  4531.  
  4532. 1032
  4533. 01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:29,208
  4534. Did I kiss you?
  4535.  
  4536. 1033
  4537. 01:18:31,042 --> 01:18:34,292
  4538. No way! Meerut guys aren't that lucky.
  4539.  
  4540. 1034
  4541. 01:18:35,042 --> 01:18:37,125
  4542. I do crazy things when I'm drunk.
  4543.  
  4544. 1035
  4545. 01:18:44,792 --> 01:18:45,958
  4546. Good.
  4547.  
  4548. 1036
  4549. 01:18:46,625 --> 01:18:47,875
  4550. It's all good.
  4551.  
  4552. 1037
  4553. 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:49,917
  4554. Ladies and gentlemen!
  4555.  
  4556. 1038
  4557. 01:18:50,083 --> 01:18:52,250
  4558. You're all such important people.
  4559.  
  4560. 1039
  4561. 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:55,958
  4562. You have travelled the world
  4563. and seen so much.
  4564.  
  4565. 1040
  4566. 01:18:56,083 --> 01:18:58,917
  4567. But it's the first time you'll see
  4568.  
  4569. 1041
  4570. 01:18:59,083 --> 01:19:03,167
  4571. a dwarf plucking stars
  4572. from the sky.
  4573.  
  4574. 1042
  4575. 01:19:03,625 --> 01:19:04,875
  4576. - Mr. Tiwari.
  4577. - Yes.
  4578.  
  4579. 1043
  4580. 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:05,917
  4581. This boy's not on my team.
  4582.  
  4583. 1044
  4584. 01:19:06,333 --> 01:19:09,583
  4585. - If he messes up, don't cut my share.
  4586. - Okay.
  4587.  
  4588. 1045
  4589. 01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,333
  4590. I just play the music.
  4591.  
  4592. 1046
  4593. 01:19:11,500 --> 01:19:12,833
  4594. Okay. Start!
  4595.  
  4596. 1047
  4597. 01:19:13,042 --> 01:19:14,292
  4598. Come on.
  4599.  
  4600. 1048
  4601. 01:19:20,958 --> 01:19:22,917
  4602. Come, madam,
  4603. let me show you magic.
  4604.  
  4605. 1049
  4606. 01:19:23,333 --> 01:19:26,667
  4607. Ladies, gather around.
  4608. The show is for you.
  4609.  
  4610. 1050
  4611. 01:19:29,625 --> 01:19:30,833
  4612. Come, ladies.
  4613.  
  4614. 1051
  4615. 01:19:30,958 --> 01:19:34,500
  4616. I've always encouraged new talent.
  4617.  
  4618. 1052
  4619. 01:19:35,208 --> 01:19:37,125
  4620. Show us your star-plucking.
  4621.  
  4622. 1053
  4623. 01:19:38,125 --> 01:19:41,708
  4624. You recognize talent.
  4625. Talent knows talent.
  4626.  
  4627. 1054
  4628. 01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:43,375
  4629. I'll show you some magic.
  4630.  
  4631. 1055
  4632. 01:19:43,875 --> 01:19:46,292
  4633. - Let's see your magic. Show us.
  4634. - Hi.
  4635.  
  4636. 1056
  4637. 01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:49,833
  4638. - Oh, hi!
  4639. - Wait for us.
  4640.  
  4641. 1057
  4642. 01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:53,458
  4643. Oh!
  4644.  
  4645. 1058
  4646. 01:19:54,833 --> 01:19:57,542
  4647. Hello! You look wonderful.
  4648.  
  4649. 1059
  4650. 01:19:57,667 --> 01:20:01,208
  4651. Some guy here is promising
  4652. to pluck stars like you!
  4653.  
  4654. 1060
  4655. 01:20:01,833 --> 01:20:02,958
  4656. Bye.
  4657.  
  4658. 1061
  4659. 01:20:04,292 --> 01:20:06,125
  4660. You're a newly-wed. I have to show you.
  4661.  
  4662. 1062
  4663. 01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:08,583
  4664. My gift to you.
  4665. Watch the stars fall.
  4666.  
  4667. 1063
  4668. 01:20:08,708 --> 01:20:09,875
  4669. Ready.
  4670.  
  4671. 1064
  4672. 01:20:10,458 --> 01:20:13,667
  4673. Long live the Goddess!
  4674.  
  4675. 1065
  4676. 01:20:14,625 --> 01:20:17,625
  4677. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4678. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4679.  
  4680. 1066
  4681. 01:20:23,708 --> 01:20:26,292
  4682. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4683. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4684.  
  4685. 1067
  4686. 01:20:28,792 --> 01:20:31,625
  4687. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4688. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4689.  
  4690. 1068
  4691. 01:20:34,417 --> 01:20:35,542
  4692. This is..
  4693.  
  4694. 1069
  4695. 01:20:35,667 --> 01:20:38,417
  4696. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
  4697. four, three, two, one, zero.
  4698.  
  4699. 1070
  4700. 01:20:38,750 --> 01:20:40,875
  4701. Come on! What's going on?
  4702.  
  4703. 1071
  4704. 01:20:41,208 --> 01:20:44,500
  4705. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4706. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4707.  
  4708. 1072
  4709. 01:20:45,875 --> 01:20:48,833
  4710. It'll happen. It takes time.
  4711.  
  4712. 1073
  4713. 01:20:48,958 --> 01:20:50,958
  4714. It's okay. Take your time.
  4715.  
  4716. 1074
  4717. 01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,292
  4718. I..
  4719.  
  4720. 1075
  4721. 01:20:52,458 --> 01:20:55,375
  4722. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4723. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4724.  
  4725. 1076
  4726. 01:20:56,125 --> 01:20:58,875
  4727. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4728. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4729.  
  4730. 1077
  4731. 01:20:59,333 --> 01:21:00,500
  4732. Come on!
  4733.  
  4734. 1078
  4735. 01:21:05,250 --> 01:21:07,833
  4736. This is a new city,
  4737. that's why.
  4738.  
  4739. 1079
  4740. 01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:09,083
  4741. Don't worry.
  4742.  
  4743. 1080
  4744. 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:10,500
  4745. Maybe they've fallen in Meerut.
  4746.  
  4747. 1081
  4748. 01:21:10,625 --> 01:21:12,417
  4749. Forget Meerut.
  4750. I can do it here.
  4751.  
  4752. 1082
  4753. 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:16,208
  4754. Just watch. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4755. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4756.  
  4757. 1083
  4758. 01:21:16,917 --> 01:21:19,167
  4759. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4760. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4761.  
  4762. 1084
  4763. 01:21:19,542 --> 01:21:21,333
  4764. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4765. five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  4766.  
  4767. 1085
  4768. 01:21:21,458 --> 01:21:22,583
  4769. Let it be.
  4770.  
  4771. 1086
  4772. 01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,708
  4773. You're not that talented.
  4774.  
  4775. 1087
  4776. 01:21:25,417 --> 01:21:27,250
  4777. Madam, give me another minute.
  4778.  
  4779. 1088
  4780. 01:21:27,500 --> 01:21:28,958
  4781. - Maybe next time.
  4782. - Please wait.
  4783.  
  4784. 1089
  4785. 01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:30,458
  4786. - Bye.
  4787. - Please stay.
  4788.  
  4789. 1090
  4790. 01:21:31,042 --> 01:21:33,542
  4791. You haven't taken a selfie.
  4792. Take one.
  4793.  
  4794. 1091
  4795. 01:21:35,375 --> 01:21:36,583
  4796. What do you mean?
  4797.  
  4798. 1092
  4799. 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:38,417
  4800. - Bye.
  4801. - You're laughing?
  4802.  
  4803. 1093
  4804. 01:21:38,583 --> 01:21:39,833
  4805. It's fine. Next time.
  4806.  
  4807. 1094
  4808. 01:21:39,958 --> 01:21:41,292
  4809. I'm going tomorrow.
  4810.  
  4811. 1095
  4812. 01:21:42,625 --> 01:21:44,250
  4813. - The moon.
  4814. - The moon?
  4815.  
  4816. 1096
  4817. 01:21:44,375 --> 01:21:46,750
  4818. - Tried the moon?
  4819. - Only the stars.
  4820.  
  4821. 1097
  4822. 01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:49,542
  4823. What's the hurry?
  4824.  
  4825. 1098
  4826. 01:21:50,833 --> 01:21:52,125
  4827. Someone..
  4828.  
  4829. 1099
  4830. 01:21:52,583 --> 01:21:54,958
  4831. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
  4832. five, four, three, two, one..
  4833.  
  4834. 1100
  4835. 01:21:59,792 --> 01:22:01,125
  4836. What's wrong?
  4837.  
  4838. 1101
  4839. 01:22:02,458 --> 01:22:05,250
  4840. First time you've been humiliated
  4841. in public?
  4842.  
  4843. 1102
  4844. 01:22:05,917 --> 01:22:07,833
  4845. Is that why you're sad?
  4846.  
  4847. 1103
  4848. 01:22:11,417 --> 01:22:13,958
  4849. Bauua Singh from Meerut, UP.
  4850.  
  4851. 1104
  4852. 01:22:14,500 --> 01:22:16,500
  4853. The stars used to listen to me, Ms. Babita.
  4854.  
  4855. 1105
  4856. 01:22:17,167 --> 01:22:18,500
  4857. I don't know what's wrong.
  4858.  
  4859. 1106
  4860. 01:22:18,958 --> 01:22:21,625
  4861. - They are..
  4862. - Of course they listen.
  4863.  
  4864. 1107
  4865. 01:22:24,250 --> 01:22:27,042
  4866. Whose heart did you break, shorty?
  4867.  
  4868. 1108
  4869. 01:22:28,125 --> 01:22:31,083
  4870. Yours, or hers
  4871.  
  4872. 1109
  4873. 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:33,000
  4874. or all the hearts in Meerut?
  4875.  
  4876. 1110
  4877. 01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:37,417
  4878. Correct?
  4879.  
  4880. 1111
  4881. 01:22:37,542 --> 01:22:39,875
  4882. They're only stars, shorty.
  4883.  
  4884. 1112
  4885. 01:22:40,167 --> 01:22:44,500
  4886. That man used to say,
  4887. if I just looked at him
  4888.  
  4889. 1113
  4890. 01:22:44,875 --> 01:22:47,333
  4891. the ground would slip away.
  4892.  
  4893. 1114
  4894. 01:22:48,625 --> 01:22:49,958
  4895. Rubbish!
  4896.  
  4897. 1115
  4898. 01:22:50,417 --> 01:22:53,375
  4899. I can't even put down
  4900. this wine glass.
  4901.  
  4902. 1116
  4903. 01:22:53,708 --> 01:22:57,458
  4904. It's been two months
  4905. and it's still glued to my hand.
  4906.  
  4907. 1117
  4908. 01:22:58,958 --> 01:23:02,208
  4909. Shorty, when a heart breaks
  4910.  
  4911. 1118
  4912. 01:23:03,292 --> 01:23:05,875
  4913. even a wretched dog doesn't hear it.
  4914.  
  4915. 1119
  4916. 01:23:06,958 --> 01:23:09,167
  4917. At least your stars have dignity.
  4918.  
  4919. 1120
  4920. 01:23:11,208 --> 01:23:13,958
  4921. Now that's a good line!
  4922.  
  4923. 1121
  4924. 01:23:14,125 --> 01:23:16,208
  4925. Wow! Careful! Shall I walk you out?
  4926.  
  4927. 1122
  4928. 01:23:16,375 --> 01:23:19,417
  4929. Is someone like you going
  4930. to walk out on me too?
  4931.  
  4932. 1123
  4933. 01:23:19,625 --> 01:23:21,875
  4934. I've left the world for you.
  4935.  
  4936. 1124
  4937. 01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:25,125
  4938. Just say the word.
  4939. I'll stay glued to you forever.
  4940.  
  4941. 1125
  4942. 01:23:25,250 --> 01:23:28,042
  4943. Move away! Say something new.
  4944.  
  4945. 1126
  4946. 01:23:28,167 --> 01:23:30,792
  4947. That's a line from my old film.
  4948.  
  4949. 1127
  4950. 01:23:31,417 --> 01:23:32,542
  4951. You're broken-hearted.
  4952.  
  4953. 1128
  4954. 01:23:32,667 --> 01:23:35,083
  4955. Keep me by your side,
  4956. I'll amuse you.
  4957.  
  4958. 1129
  4959. 01:23:35,458 --> 01:23:38,125
  4960. I'll make you laugh
  4961. at least 25 times a day. I promise.
  4962.  
  4963. 1130
  4964. 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:41,625
  4965. - I don't want to. It's not important.
  4966. - Okay, fine.
  4967.  
  4968. 1131
  4969. 01:23:41,750 --> 01:23:45,333
  4970. I can advise you on what to wear,
  4971. with matching lipstick.
  4972.  
  4973. 1132
  4974. 01:23:45,500 --> 01:23:48,958
  4975. I already pay ten people to do that.
  4976.  
  4977. 1133
  4978. 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:52,750
  4979. If you're that smart,
  4980. why is your heart broken so often?
  4981.  
  4982. 1134
  4983. 01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:56,292
  4984. Babita, you understand
  4985. the world, but not people.
  4986.  
  4987. 1135
  4988. 01:23:56,500 --> 01:23:58,250
  4989. - And you do?
  4990. - Well..
  4991.  
  4992. 1136
  4993. 01:23:58,417 --> 01:24:02,167
  4994. I can tell the annual budget just
  4995. by looking at the Finance Minister!
  4996.  
  4997. 1137
  4998. 01:24:02,875 --> 01:24:04,500
  4999. My specialty!
  5000.  
  5001. 1138
  5002. 01:24:05,125 --> 01:24:07,167
  5003. That's useful.
  5004.  
  5005. 1139
  5006. 01:24:08,167 --> 01:24:11,958
  5007. Let me decide if I want you glued to me.
  5008.  
  5009. 1140
  5010. 01:24:14,833 --> 01:24:17,250
  5011. Come to the shoot tomorrow.
  5012.  
  5013. 1141
  5014. 01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:23,625
  5015. - And this director?
  5016. - An idiot.
  5017.  
  5018. 1142
  5019. 01:24:24,958 --> 01:24:28,042
  5020. - That one?
  5021. - Shrewd, a sharpie.
  5022.  
  5023. 1143
  5024. 01:24:30,042 --> 01:24:31,333
  5025. Hi.
  5026.  
  5027. 1144
  5028. 01:24:34,958 --> 01:24:37,458
  5029. Is she a friend or foe?
  5030.  
  5031. 1145
  5032. 01:24:38,792 --> 01:24:40,167
  5033. Neither.
  5034.  
  5035. 1146
  5036. 01:24:40,542 --> 01:24:43,542
  5037. She couldn't care less
  5038. if you lived or died.
  5039.  
  5040. 1147
  5041. 01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:47,833
  5042. The gangsters are circling
  5043. the heroine.
  5044.  
  5045. 1148
  5046. 01:24:47,958 --> 01:24:49,250
  5047. And him?
  5048.  
  5049. 1149
  5050. 01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:52,417
  5051. Why does he take my breath away?
  5052.  
  5053. 1150
  5054. 01:24:53,375 --> 01:24:56,667
  5055. Because he's a pillow girls love
  5056. smothering their faces in.
  5057.  
  5058. 1151
  5059. 01:24:56,958 --> 01:25:01,542
  5060. He pretends to be a poet.
  5061. Misunderstood by the world.
  5062.  
  5063. 1152
  5064. 01:25:01,750 --> 01:25:04,125
  5065. - But he's a..
  5066. - That's enough.
  5067.  
  5068. 1153
  5069. 01:25:11,125 --> 01:25:12,625
  5070. Ma'am, shot's ready.
  5071.  
  5072. 1154
  5073. 01:25:13,625 --> 01:25:14,958
  5074. - What?
  5075. - The shot's ready.
  5076.  
  5077. 1155
  5078. 01:25:16,208 --> 01:25:18,458
  5079. Not ready, dear. It's a wrap.
  5080.  
  5081. 1156
  5082. 01:25:19,042 --> 01:25:20,208
  5083. Get lost.
  5084.  
  5085. 1157
  5086. 01:25:21,292 --> 01:25:22,792
  5087. It's a wrap!
  5088.  
  5089. 1158
  5090. 01:25:23,500 --> 01:25:25,667
  5091. Bauua, want a drink?
  5092.  
  5093. 1159
  5094. 01:25:26,958 --> 01:25:29,333
  5095. What's today? Wednesday?
  5096.  
  5097. 1160
  5098. 01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,083
  5099. Okay, I'll drink.
  5100.  
  5101. 1161
  5102. 01:25:31,750 --> 01:25:33,500
  5103. Come. Close the door.
  5104.  
  5105. 1162
  5106. 01:25:33,625 --> 01:25:37,750
  5107. I'm plain unlucky.
  5108. Falling in love with a..
  5109.  
  5110. 1163
  5111. 01:25:37,875 --> 01:25:40,125
  5112. Enough! Let's throw up together.
  5113.  
  5114. 1164
  5115. 01:25:40,250 --> 01:25:43,292
  5116. It's coming.
  5117. There it goes!
  5118.  
  5119. 1165
  5120. 01:25:45,542 --> 01:25:50,333
  5121. Babita, in Uttar Pradesh,
  5122. people think you're an angel.
  5123.  
  5124. 1166
  5125. 01:25:50,833 --> 01:25:53,333
  5126. That you sprout wings
  5127. behind closed doors.
  5128.  
  5129. 1167
  5130. 01:25:53,542 --> 01:25:57,083
  5131. Your name may not matter to you here,
  5132. but keep your honor in my town.
  5133.  
  5134. 1168
  5135. 01:25:57,583 --> 01:26:00,083
  5136. Get over that man.
  5137.  
  5138. 1169
  5139. 01:26:00,667 --> 01:26:02,875
  5140. He's a cheap guava
  5141.  
  5142. 1170
  5143. 01:26:03,583 --> 01:26:06,750
  5144. and you're a pricey Kashmiri apple.
  5145.  
  5146. 1171
  5147. 01:26:06,875 --> 01:26:08,250
  5148. There's no match.
  5149.  
  5150. 1172
  5151. 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:14,125
  5152. - You're right.
  5153. - I know.
  5154.  
  5155. 1173
  5156. 01:26:14,375 --> 01:26:15,792
  5157. A pricey
  5158.  
  5159. 1174
  5160. 01:26:17,167 --> 01:26:19,458
  5161. Kashmiri apple.
  5162.  
  5163. 1175
  5164. 01:26:19,667 --> 01:26:21,000
  5165. With wings!
  5166.  
  5167. 1176
  5168. 01:26:21,375 --> 01:26:22,792
  5169. Come here.
  5170.  
  5171. 1177
  5172. 01:26:27,625 --> 01:26:29,292
  5173. Do you have a large family?
  5174.  
  5175. 1178
  5176. 01:26:29,958 --> 01:26:32,083
  5177. All of Meerut belongs to me!
  5178.  
  5179. 1179
  5180. 01:26:33,875 --> 01:26:37,958
  5181. At home, there's mom, dad,
  5182. my younger brother, his wife and..
  5183.  
  5184. 1180
  5185. 01:26:38,125 --> 01:26:41,083
  5186. - And?
  5187. - And Aafia.
  5188.  
  5189. 1181
  5190. 01:26:41,208 --> 01:26:43,042
  5191. Aafia? Who's Aafia?
  5192.  
  5193. 1182
  5194. 01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:45,875
  5195. This fantastic girl.
  5196.  
  5197. 1183
  5198. 01:26:46,500 --> 01:26:49,167
  5199. Good thing the Goddess
  5200. put her in a wheelchair
  5201.  
  5202. 1184
  5203. 01:26:49,417 --> 01:26:51,917
  5204. or she'd be flying in the air.
  5205.  
  5206. 1185
  5207. 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:55,042
  5208. She's as honest as I'm dishonest.
  5209.  
  5210. 1186
  5211. 01:26:55,917 --> 01:26:59,250
  5212. She was the only one, apart from
  5213. my mother, who loved me.
  5214.  
  5215. 1187
  5216. 01:27:01,750 --> 01:27:03,875
  5217. I ran away, leaving her in tears.
  5218.  
  5219. 1188
  5220. 01:27:04,417 --> 01:27:06,625
  5221. Why? Did a mad dog bite you?
  5222.  
  5223. 1189
  5224. 01:27:06,833 --> 01:27:10,250
  5225. Not a dog.
  5226. My dishonesty bit me.
  5227.  
  5228. 1190
  5229. 01:27:11,250 --> 01:27:14,583
  5230. Then one night, India's queen kissed me.
  5231.  
  5232. 1191
  5233. 01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:16,958
  5234. Want a slap? Move your foot!
  5235.  
  5236. 1192
  5237. 01:27:18,542 --> 01:27:20,833
  5238. You've got long legs, please.
  5239.  
  5240. 1193
  5241. 01:27:24,583 --> 01:27:26,333
  5242. So you forgot Aafia?
  5243.  
  5244. 1194
  5245. 01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:29,625
  5246. Don't you miss her?
  5247. Why are you here?
  5248.  
  5249. 1195
  5250. 01:27:30,458 --> 01:27:31,708
  5251. Because of you.
  5252.  
  5253. 1196
  5254. 01:27:32,042 --> 01:27:33,833
  5255. I do miss her
  5256.  
  5257. 1197
  5258. 01:27:34,083 --> 01:27:37,792
  5259. but I scold myself and say,
  5260. I don't miss her.
  5261.  
  5262. 1198
  5263. 01:27:37,917 --> 01:27:41,042
  5264. How long will you keep
  5265. scolding yourself?
  5266.  
  5267. 1199
  5268. 01:27:43,083 --> 01:27:45,125
  5269. Do you know why I've kept you?
  5270.  
  5271. 1200
  5272. 01:27:47,500 --> 01:27:49,750
  5273. Because I'm cute.
  5274. All the girls fall for me.
  5275.  
  5276. 1201
  5277. 01:27:50,042 --> 01:27:51,375
  5278. They love my dimples.
  5279.  
  5280. 1202
  5281. 01:27:53,083 --> 01:27:56,542
  5282. Cute! It took a thousand rascals
  5283. to make you.
  5284.  
  5285. 1203
  5286. 01:27:56,667 --> 01:27:59,625
  5287. - Really?
  5288. - Think I don't know that? - So, why?
  5289.  
  5290. 1204
  5291. 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:01,625
  5292. Because my parents were dwarves.
  5293.  
  5294. 1205
  5295. 01:28:04,458 --> 01:28:05,708
  5296. Dwarves?
  5297.  
  5298. 1206
  5299. 01:28:07,000 --> 01:28:10,917
  5300. They looked fine in the pictures.
  5301. You're kidding.
  5302.  
  5303. 1207
  5304. 01:28:11,042 --> 01:28:12,667
  5305. They aren't my real parents.
  5306.  
  5307. 1208
  5308. 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:14,958
  5309. I met them outside a temple.
  5310.  
  5311. 1209
  5312. 01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:17,292
  5313. My parents were dwarves.
  5314.  
  5315. 1210
  5316. 01:28:19,958 --> 01:28:22,167
  5317. They worked in a circus in Kolkata.
  5318.  
  5319. 1211
  5320. 01:28:23,292 --> 01:28:25,500
  5321. My mother was bought
  5322. from a Russian circus.
  5323.  
  5324. 1212
  5325. 01:28:25,917 --> 01:28:28,625
  5326. And my father was a Punjabi.
  5327. Both dwarves.
  5328.  
  5329. 1213
  5330. 01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:30,375
  5331. Amazing.
  5332.  
  5333. 1214
  5334. 01:28:30,833 --> 01:28:32,667
  5335. Dad was a lion tamer
  5336.  
  5337. 1215
  5338. 01:28:32,875 --> 01:28:35,792
  5339. - and mom was a trapeze artist.
  5340. - Then?
  5341.  
  5342. 1216
  5343. 01:28:36,125 --> 01:28:40,958
  5344. They fell deeply in love with each other.
  5345. They got married.
  5346.  
  5347. 1217
  5348. 01:28:42,083 --> 01:28:43,583
  5349. When my mother was pregnant
  5350.  
  5351. 1218
  5352. 01:28:43,708 --> 01:28:46,375
  5353. the circus-owner's daughter
  5354. fell in love with dad.
  5355.  
  5356. 1219
  5357. 01:28:48,250 --> 01:28:50,833
  5358. - Was she a dwarf?
  5359. - No, she was normal.
  5360.  
  5361. 1220
  5362. 01:28:51,667 --> 01:28:56,208
  5363. She seduced dad, so he dumped
  5364. my mother and they eloped.
  5365.  
  5366. 1221
  5367. 01:29:00,208 --> 01:29:02,958
  5368. - Then?
  5369. - They say she took him to Belarus.
  5370.  
  5371. 1222
  5372. 01:29:04,458 --> 01:29:08,792
  5373. They were together for a while,
  5374. then she dumped dad.
  5375.  
  5376. 1223
  5377. 01:29:09,417 --> 01:29:14,458
  5378. I heard she fell in love
  5379. with a Prince from Madagascar.
  5380.  
  5381. 1224
  5382. 01:29:15,167 --> 01:29:18,833
  5383. - Then?
  5384. - She sold dad in an Egyptian market.
  5385.  
  5386. 1225
  5387. 01:29:19,292 --> 01:29:22,375
  5388. Good heavens. Then?
  5389.  
  5390. 1226
  5391. 01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:25,625
  5392. He worked in a circus in Egypt
  5393. for 10 years.
  5394.  
  5395. 1227
  5396. 01:29:25,750 --> 01:29:28,375
  5397. Then he ran away to Yemen
  5398.  
  5399. 1228
  5400. 01:29:28,542 --> 01:29:30,083
  5401. and worked in an oil well.
  5402.  
  5403. 1229
  5404. 01:29:30,250 --> 01:29:31,458
  5405. People who knew him said
  5406.  
  5407. 1230
  5408. 01:29:31,583 --> 01:29:34,583
  5409. he loved my mother till the end.
  5410.  
  5411. 1231
  5412. 01:29:35,375 --> 01:29:39,000
  5413. When he died, he had a smile on his lips
  5414. and my mother's name.
  5415.  
  5416. 1232
  5417. 01:29:39,500 --> 01:29:43,708
  5418. - Alina.
  5419. - He loved her! Utter rubbish!
  5420.  
  5421. 1233
  5422. 01:29:43,833 --> 01:29:46,042
  5423. Why didn't he go back to your mother?
  5424.  
  5425. 1234
  5426. 01:29:46,792 --> 01:29:49,500
  5427. She was dead by then.
  5428.  
  5429. 1235
  5430. 01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:58,042
  5431. When did she die?
  5432.  
  5433. 1236
  5434. 01:29:58,625 --> 01:30:01,250
  5435. By the time he returned to Kolkata,
  5436. 20 years later
  5437.  
  5438. 1237
  5439. 01:30:01,875 --> 01:30:03,250
  5440. she was already dead.
  5441.  
  5442. 1238
  5443. 01:30:03,667 --> 01:30:08,125
  5444. Why didn't he go back to her sooner?
  5445. To Alina?
  5446.  
  5447. 1239
  5448. 01:30:08,250 --> 01:30:10,542
  5449. My mother had remarried by then.
  5450.  
  5451. 1240
  5452. 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:14,167
  5453. To a dwarf?
  5454.  
  5455. 1241
  5456. 01:30:14,333 --> 01:30:15,875
  5457. No, he was normal.
  5458.  
  5459. 1242
  5460. 01:30:16,542 --> 01:30:18,292
  5461. Must they all marry normal people?
  5462.  
  5463. 1243
  5464. 01:30:20,667 --> 01:30:25,458
  5465. - When did she remarry?
  5466. - Six years after dad had left, I guess.
  5467.  
  5468. 1244
  5469. 01:30:26,833 --> 01:30:29,458
  5470. Why didn't he return to Alina
  5471. in all those years?
  5472.  
  5473. 1245
  5474. 01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:33,208
  5475. If he loved her,
  5476. surely he should have gone back.
  5477.  
  5478. 1246
  5479. 01:30:33,708 --> 01:30:35,167
  5480. He should have.
  5481.  
  5482. 1247
  5483. 01:30:35,958 --> 01:30:37,417
  5484. Why didn't he?
  5485.  
  5486. 1248
  5487. 01:30:38,292 --> 01:30:39,542
  5488. You tell me.
  5489.  
  5490. 1249
  5491. 01:30:40,000 --> 01:30:43,083
  5492. When people love each other,
  5493. why don't they stay together?
  5494.  
  5495. 1250
  5496. 01:30:43,917 --> 01:30:45,208
  5497. Tell me.
  5498.  
  5499. 1251
  5500. 01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,250
  5501. Stop the car. I have to pee.
  5502.  
  5503. 1252
  5504. 01:30:54,333 --> 01:30:55,583
  5505. I must pee.
  5506.  
  5507. 1253
  5508. 01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:07,750
  5509. Sorry, madam. But your mother lives
  5510. on 12th Road in Bandra.
  5511.  
  5512. 1254
  5513. 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:10,667
  5514. But he doesn't know that!
  5515.  
  5516. 1255
  5517. 01:31:11,083 --> 01:31:15,042
  5518. I was narrating the story of my next film.
  5519. How is it?
  5520.  
  5521. 1256
  5522. 01:31:15,167 --> 01:31:17,542
  5523. It's a horror film, madam,
  5524. but very good.
  5525.  
  5526. 1257
  5527. 01:31:20,292 --> 01:31:22,333
  5528. Today we're filming
  5529. the most important scene.
  5530.  
  5531. 1258
  5532. 01:31:22,500 --> 01:31:26,625
  5533. She's made us wait two hours.
  5534. Bauua, persuade her to come.
  5535.  
  5536. 1259
  5537. 01:31:26,792 --> 01:31:29,375
  5538. I'll go and check.
  5539.  
  5540. 1260
  5541. 01:31:52,167 --> 01:31:53,250
  5542. Okay.
  5543.  
  5544. 1261
  5545. 01:31:55,542 --> 01:31:56,833
  5546. I'll call you this evening.
  5547.  
  5548. 1262
  5549. 01:31:59,458 --> 01:32:00,708
  5550. Hey, buddy.
  5551.  
  5552. 1263
  5553. 01:32:02,375 --> 01:32:06,792
  5554. He begged me to forgive him.
  5555. He said he'd never do it again.
  5556.  
  5557. 1264
  5558. 01:32:07,042 --> 01:32:09,958
  5559. He loves me.
  5560. Everyone makes mistake.
  5561.  
  5562. 1265
  5563. 01:32:10,750 --> 01:32:12,542
  5564. How does this work?
  5565.  
  5566. 1266
  5567. 01:32:45,375 --> 01:32:46,542
  5568. Hello?
  5569.  
  5570. 1267
  5571. 01:33:51,667 --> 01:33:54,458
  5572. "Happy birthday to you!"
  5573.  
  5574. 1268
  5575. 01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:57,292
  5576. "Happy birthday to you!"
  5577.  
  5578. 1269
  5579. 01:33:57,417 --> 01:34:00,875
  5580. "Happy birthday, dear Babita!"
  5581.  
  5582. 1270
  5583. 01:34:01,042 --> 01:34:03,208
  5584. "Happy birthday to you!"
  5585.  
  5586. 1271
  5587. 01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:12,208
  5588. Let me through.
  5589.  
  5590. 1272
  5591. 01:34:15,792 --> 01:34:17,125
  5592. He's a cheat.
  5593.  
  5594. 1273
  5595. 01:34:17,250 --> 01:34:19,958
  5596. I saw him kissing that girl.
  5597.  
  5598. 1274
  5599. 01:34:20,750 --> 01:34:22,833
  5600. What the heck!
  5601. He's lying, Babita.
  5602.  
  5603. 1275
  5604. 01:34:23,167 --> 01:34:25,208
  5605. Me? Lying?
  5606.  
  5607. 1276
  5608. 01:34:25,333 --> 01:34:28,125
  5609. Admit it! Weren't you kissing him
  5610. in the kitchen?
  5611.  
  5612. 1277
  5613. 01:34:29,000 --> 01:34:32,333
  5614. That was my boyfriend.
  5615. I wasn't kissing Aditya.
  5616.  
  5617. 1278
  5618. 01:34:33,292 --> 01:34:35,958
  5619. Same thing.
  5620. Everyone is kissing someone.
  5621.  
  5622. 1279
  5623. 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:38,083
  5624. He kissed her, she kissed him.
  5625.  
  5626. 1280
  5627. 01:34:38,333 --> 01:34:40,208
  5628. She kissed me, I kissed her.
  5629.  
  5630. 1281
  5631. 01:34:40,375 --> 01:34:43,083
  5632. These two guys kissed that girl
  5633. and she kissed someone else.
  5634.  
  5635. 1282
  5636. 01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:48,500
  5637. I didn't expect this from you, Babita.
  5638.  
  5639. 1283
  5640. 01:34:48,625 --> 01:34:49,750
  5641. I swear by God!
  5642.  
  5643. 1284
  5644. 01:34:49,875 --> 01:34:52,167
  5645. Bauua Singh ran away for love.
  5646.  
  5647. 1285
  5648. 01:34:52,792 --> 01:34:53,792
  5649. Honestly.
  5650.  
  5651. 1286
  5652. 01:34:53,958 --> 01:34:57,458
  5653. If he's come back, it's not for love.
  5654. He's conning you.
  5655.  
  5656. 1287
  5657. 01:34:57,583 --> 01:34:59,292
  5658. Babita, how do you bear this guy?
  5659.  
  5660. 1288
  5661. 01:34:59,417 --> 01:35:01,208
  5662. - For the past ten months, he's..
  5663. - Shut up!
  5664.  
  5665. 1289
  5666. 01:35:01,667 --> 01:35:04,458
  5667. What did you bring for Babita?
  5668.  
  5669. 1290
  5670. 01:35:04,583 --> 01:35:08,917
  5671. This silly ring? How much was it?
  5672.  
  5673. 1291
  5674. 01:35:09,042 --> 01:35:11,583
  5675. A million rupees? Two million?
  5676.  
  5677. 1292
  5678. 01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:13,750
  5679. Let me show you
  5680. what I've brought her.
  5681.  
  5682. 1293
  5683. 01:35:13,875 --> 01:35:15,083
  5684. Look!
  5685.  
  5686. 1294
  5687. 01:35:15,625 --> 01:35:18,708
  5688. Only for Babita.
  5689. Diamonds.
  5690.  
  5691. 1295
  5692. 01:35:19,417 --> 01:35:20,833
  5693. A locket.
  5694.  
  5695. 1296
  5696. 01:35:21,125 --> 01:35:24,667
  5697. A chain.
  5698. A chocolate.
  5699.  
  5700. 1297
  5701. 01:35:25,542 --> 01:35:29,750
  5702. A birthday card.
  5703. A ribbon.
  5704.  
  5705. 1298
  5706. 01:35:30,708 --> 01:35:33,458
  5707. A hair clip.
  5708.  
  5709. 1299
  5710. 01:35:33,667 --> 01:35:38,542
  5711. An Aadhar ID card.
  5712. Why are you laughing?
  5713.  
  5714. 1300
  5715. 01:35:38,708 --> 01:35:43,208
  5716. What did you bring?
  5717. You've brought her a stupid ring.
  5718.  
  5719. 1301
  5720. 01:35:43,375 --> 01:35:45,917
  5721. A nasty little ring.
  5722. A stupid ring.
  5723.  
  5724. 1302
  5725. 01:35:46,083 --> 01:35:49,750
  5726. - Enough!
  5727. - Your nasty ring. Let go of me!
  5728.  
  5729. 1303
  5730. 01:35:49,917 --> 01:35:51,708
  5731. - Get out of here!
  5732. - Your nasty ring!
  5733.  
  5734. 1304
  5735. 01:35:51,917 --> 01:35:54,958
  5736. Lover boy! Listen to me.
  5737.  
  5738. 1305
  5739. 01:35:55,167 --> 01:35:57,083
  5740. Just arrived?
  5741. The party's over.
  5742.  
  5743. 1306
  5744. 01:35:57,250 --> 01:36:01,167
  5745. You lot come here all dolled up,
  5746. looking for fun.
  5747.  
  5748. 1307
  5749. 01:36:01,292 --> 01:36:03,500
  5750. - Stop it!
  5751. - You'll drink, you'll blow air kisses.
  5752.  
  5753. 1308
  5754. 01:36:03,625 --> 01:36:05,917
  5755. You love to party.
  5756.  
  5757. 1309
  5758. 01:36:06,042 --> 01:36:09,125
  5759. While I love spoiling them.
  5760.  
  5761. 1310
  5762. 01:36:09,292 --> 01:36:11,667
  5763. Get out! What did you think?
  5764.  
  5765. 1311
  5766. 01:36:11,875 --> 01:36:14,792
  5767. If I bothered to talk to you,
  5768. you'd become special for me?
  5769.  
  5770. 1312
  5771. 01:36:14,958 --> 01:36:17,583
  5772. I spoil you rotten
  5773. and you exploit me?
  5774.  
  5775. 1313
  5776. 01:36:17,708 --> 01:36:21,000
  5777. - Get out!
  5778. - Don't let me go! Humiliate me some more.
  5779.  
  5780. 1314
  5781. 01:36:21,125 --> 01:36:24,458
  5782. Or else I'll never leave.
  5783. Humiliate me some more.
  5784.  
  5785. 1315
  5786. 01:36:24,875 --> 01:36:27,208
  5787. - You're a zero, Bauua Singh!
  5788. - Humiliate me more!
  5789.  
  5790. 1316
  5791. 01:36:27,375 --> 01:36:30,750
  5792. You're nothing. You have zero status.
  5793. Your wheelchair girl is zero.
  5794.  
  5795. 1317
  5796. 01:36:30,917 --> 01:36:32,792
  5797. - You'll achieve nothing.
  5798. - Good going.
  5799.  
  5800. 1318
  5801. 01:36:32,917 --> 01:36:35,667
  5802. Be with her, but you'll still be zero.
  5803.  
  5804. 1319
  5805. 01:36:35,792 --> 01:36:39,500
  5806. - Don't hold back, Babita.
  5807. - Go home, Bauua.
  5808.  
  5809. 1320
  5810. 01:36:39,708 --> 01:36:42,875
  5811. This time tell the people of Meerut
  5812.  
  5813. 1321
  5814. 01:36:43,000 --> 01:36:46,042
  5815. that Babita Kumari kicked you
  5816. out of her house.
  5817.  
  5818. 1322
  5819. 01:36:46,167 --> 01:36:49,292
  5820. Your wheelchair girl
  5821. didn't believe I kissed you
  5822.  
  5823. 1323
  5824. 01:36:49,583 --> 01:36:51,000
  5825. but she'll believe I threw you out.
  5826.  
  5827. 1324
  5828. 01:36:51,375 --> 01:36:55,417
  5829. - You're nearly there. A little more.
  5830. - I'm done with you.
  5831.  
  5832. 1325
  5833. 01:36:55,833 --> 01:37:00,125
  5834. Want to be disgraced some more?
  5835. Go jump in the lake. Out!
  5836.  
  5837. 1326
  5838. 01:37:03,875 --> 01:37:05,125
  5839. Done.
  5840.  
  5841. 1327
  5842. 01:37:10,792 --> 01:37:12,167
  5843. Thank you, Babita.
  5844.  
  5845. 1328
  5846. 01:37:27,833 --> 01:37:28,792
  5847. Here you are.
  5848.  
  5849. 1329
  5850. 01:37:35,208 --> 01:37:36,542
  5851. Thank you, fans.
  5852.  
  5853. 1330
  5854. 01:37:51,958 --> 01:37:54,708
  5855. Hello, everyone. Party's over.
  5856.  
  5857. 1331
  5858. 01:37:54,833 --> 01:37:56,708
  5859. DJ! Stop the music!
  5860.  
  5861. 1332
  5862. 01:37:57,292 --> 01:38:01,708
  5863. Put all the plates, glasses and bottles
  5864.  
  5865. 1333
  5866. 01:38:01,833 --> 01:38:02,792
  5867. in the kitchen.
  5868.  
  5869. 1334
  5870. 01:38:02,917 --> 01:38:05,333
  5871. Ma'am! Wake up.
  5872.  
  5873. 1335
  5874. 01:38:05,458 --> 01:38:06,667
  5875. Very good.
  5876.  
  5877. 1336
  5878. 01:38:07,292 --> 01:38:09,667
  5879. What are you waiting for?
  5880.  
  5881. 1337
  5882. 01:38:18,417 --> 01:38:19,792
  5883. Mr. Kapoor
  5884.  
  5885. 1338
  5886. 01:38:21,625 --> 01:38:24,083
  5887. - did you drive here?
  5888. - Yes, why?
  5889.  
  5890. 1339
  5891. 01:38:24,417 --> 01:38:25,708
  5892. You better leave.
  5893.  
  5894. 1340
  5895. 01:38:26,958 --> 01:38:28,875
  5896. Leave your glass in the sink.
  5897.  
  5898. 1341
  5899. 01:38:31,750 --> 01:38:33,042
  5900. Take her with you.
  5901.  
  5902. 1342
  5903. 01:38:34,958 --> 01:38:37,417
  5904. I guess, baby wants to party some more.
  5905.  
  5906. 1343
  5907. 01:38:37,542 --> 01:38:38,875
  5908. What are you up to?
  5909.  
  5910. 1344
  5911. 01:38:42,750 --> 01:38:46,125
  5912. I'm asking you to get out.
  5913. Politely.
  5914.  
  5915. 1345
  5916. 01:38:47,625 --> 01:38:49,542
  5917. Should I say it some other way?
  5918.  
  5919. 1346
  5920. 01:38:50,500 --> 01:38:53,208
  5921. You know another way?
  5922.  
  5923. 1347
  5924. 01:38:56,042 --> 01:38:57,583
  5925. Who do you think you are?
  5926.  
  5927. 1348
  5928. 01:38:59,958 --> 01:39:01,333
  5929. An angel!
  5930.  
  5931. 1349
  5932. 01:39:01,583 --> 01:39:03,708
  5933. I sprout wings behind closed doors.
  5934.  
  5935. 1350
  5936. 01:39:05,333 --> 01:39:08,417
  5937. I can't break every heart in this country
  5938. for your sake.
  5939.  
  5940. 1351
  5941. 01:39:25,833 --> 01:39:28,833
  5942. - Hello.
  5943. - Guddu, where are you?
  5944.  
  5945. 1352
  5946. 01:39:28,958 --> 01:39:31,792
  5947. As far as I remember, you ran off
  5948. a year ago. I'm still here.
  5949.  
  5950. 1353
  5951. 01:39:31,917 --> 01:39:35,958
  5952. - Want to go to America?
  5953. - Muslims get visas? Take me then.
  5954.  
  5955. 1354
  5956. 01:39:36,083 --> 01:39:39,375
  5957. Done. Bring my passport with you
  5958. and meet me in Mumbai.
  5959.  
  5960. 1355
  5961. 01:39:39,750 --> 01:39:40,583
  5962. Okay.
  5963.  
  5964. 1356
  5965. 01:39:40,708 --> 01:39:41,958
  5966. - Listen.
  5967. - Yes?
  5968.  
  5969. 1357
  5970. 01:39:42,125 --> 01:39:43,375
  5971. Dude
  5972.  
  5973. 1358
  5974. 01:39:44,958 --> 01:39:48,292
  5975. my bride is actually the previous girl.
  5976.  
  5977. 1359
  5978. 01:39:50,708 --> 01:39:51,917
  5979. Okay.
  5980.  
  5981. 1360
  5982. 01:39:54,792 --> 01:39:56,625
  5983. Aafia!
  5984.  
  5985. 1361
  5986. 01:39:58,833 --> 01:40:01,625
  5987. - Bablu, what's that dye?
  5988. - Henna.
  5989.  
  5990. 1362
  5991. 01:40:02,958 --> 01:40:06,167
  5992. Forget the henna. Make me blonde.
  5993.  
  5994. 1363
  5995. 01:40:07,583 --> 01:40:08,792
  5996. Full blonde!
  5997.  
  5998. 1364
  5999. 01:40:18,250 --> 01:40:19,875
  6000. - Bauua Singh?
  6001. - Present.
  6002.  
  6003. 1365
  6004. 01:40:20,417 --> 01:40:21,875
  6005. They want to take my photo.
  6006.  
  6007. 1366
  6008. 01:40:22,750 --> 01:40:23,917
  6009. Look here, please.
  6010.  
  6011. 1367
  6012. 01:40:27,458 --> 01:40:32,542
  6013. Whoever we send to Mars
  6014. will travel in a comatose state.
  6015.  
  6016. 1368
  6017. 01:40:32,750 --> 01:40:36,542
  6018. In fact, it is really so simple
  6019.  
  6020. 1369
  6021. 01:40:36,750 --> 01:40:41,542
  6022. that we can train
  6023. a monkey to do it.
  6024.  
  6025. 1370
  6026. 01:40:42,917 --> 01:40:46,917
  6027. And that is precisely what I have done.
  6028.  
  6029. 1371
  6030. 01:40:48,833 --> 01:40:52,250
  6031. I'm sure, you don't believe me.
  6032.  
  6033. 1372
  6034. 01:40:52,792 --> 01:40:57,583
  6035. Ladies and gentlemen, let me present
  6036.  
  6037. 1373
  6038. 01:40:59,042 --> 01:41:00,375
  6039. Indya.
  6040.  
  6041. 1374
  6042. 01:41:31,292 --> 01:41:35,917
  6043. Indya has an experience
  6044. of over 200 hours
  6045.  
  6046. 1375
  6047. 01:41:36,125 --> 01:41:38,667
  6048. working underwater
  6049.  
  6050. 1376
  6051. 01:41:39,000 --> 01:41:41,250
  6052. on a module
  6053. of an international space station.
  6054.  
  6055. 1377
  6056. 01:41:41,667 --> 01:41:48,583
  6057. He can take 0-G pressure,
  6058. just like our astronauts.
  6059.  
  6060. 1378
  6061. 01:41:49,083 --> 01:41:53,250
  6062. He's fully trained to drive
  6063.  
  6064. 1379
  6065. 01:41:53,958 --> 01:41:56,250
  6066. - on the Martian surface.
  6067. - come, sit?
  6068.  
  6069. 1380
  6070. 01:41:56,500 --> 01:42:02,333
  6071. And most importantly
  6072. Indya loves sleeping.
  6073.  
  6074. 1381
  6075. 01:42:04,458 --> 01:42:05,958
  6076. What is she saying?
  6077.  
  6078. 1382
  6079. 01:42:07,167 --> 01:42:10,500
  6080. - Something about Mars.
  6081. - Is she an astrologer?
  6082.  
  6083. 1383
  6084. 01:42:10,625 --> 01:42:12,792
  6085. A monkey is a better idea
  6086.  
  6087. 1384
  6088. 01:42:12,917 --> 01:42:17,667
  6089. than getting extinct and starting
  6090. from a chimp again!
  6091.  
  6092. 1385
  6093. 01:42:38,875 --> 01:42:40,958
  6094. Indya, no.
  6095.  
  6096. 1386
  6097. 01:42:41,125 --> 01:42:44,125
  6098. - What's going on?
  6099. - The monkey's gone crazy.
  6100.  
  6101. 1387
  6102. 01:42:45,208 --> 01:42:46,542
  6103. Indya, no!
  6104.  
  6105. 1388
  6106. 01:42:49,958 --> 01:42:51,250
  6107. Indya, stop!
  6108.  
  6109. 1389
  6110. 01:42:51,375 --> 01:42:52,750
  6111. Indya!
  6112.  
  6113. 1390
  6114. 01:42:54,708 --> 01:42:56,042
  6115. Indya, no!
  6116.  
  6117. 1391
  6118. 01:42:57,042 --> 01:43:03,083
  6119. "If you promise to stay by my side"
  6120.  
  6121. 1392
  6122. 01:43:03,458 --> 01:43:09,042
  6123. "I will sing lovely songs to you."
  6124.  
  6125. 1393
  6126. 01:43:19,583 --> 01:43:24,958
  6127. "If you look at me and smile"
  6128.  
  6129. 1394
  6130. 01:43:25,250 --> 01:43:28,292
  6131. "I will look at you and.."
  6132.  
  6133. 1395
  6134. 01:43:29,333 --> 01:43:31,500
  6135. - What was that?
  6136. - A gunshot.
  6137.  
  6138. 1396
  6139. 01:43:31,625 --> 01:43:33,167
  6140. - Who fired?
  6141. - Aafia.
  6142.  
  6143. 1397
  6144. 01:43:33,292 --> 01:43:35,625
  6145. - How?
  6146. - She has a gun.
  6147.  
  6148. 1398
  6149. 01:43:36,500 --> 01:43:38,375
  6150. - She's just scaring me.
  6151. - Scaring you?
  6152.  
  6153. 1399
  6154. 01:43:38,542 --> 01:43:40,458
  6155. Her hands shake.
  6156. That's why you're alive.
  6157.  
  6158. 1400
  6159. 01:43:40,625 --> 01:43:43,250
  6160. We mustn't be scared.
  6161. We must be brave.
  6162.  
  6163. 1401
  6164. 01:43:43,417 --> 01:43:44,875
  6165. We? You must.
  6166.  
  6167. 1402
  6168. 01:43:45,042 --> 01:43:49,625
  6169. I paid Business Class for you to sightsee?
  6170. Get up! Come on!
  6171.  
  6172. 1403
  6173. 01:43:49,833 --> 01:43:52,667
  6174. Careful. She has five bullets left.
  6175.  
  6176. 1404
  6177. 01:43:52,958 --> 01:43:54,958
  6178. - You blind bat! I know how to count.
  6179. - Get up!
  6180.  
  6181. 1405
  6182. 01:43:56,917 --> 01:43:59,125
  6183. Here goes..
  6184.  
  6185. 1406
  6186. 01:43:59,875 --> 01:44:06,083
  6187. "I saw you"
  6188.  
  6189. 1407
  6190. 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:12,667
  6191. "and my eyes refused to turn away."
  6192.  
  6193. 1408
  6194. 01:44:17,208 --> 01:44:18,625
  6195. How you've changed, Aafia!
  6196.  
  6197. 1409
  6198. 01:44:18,750 --> 01:44:20,792
  6199. Want a slap?
  6200.  
  6201. 1410
  6202. 01:44:21,500 --> 01:44:24,750
  6203. How dare you come here!
  6204. Get out! Out!
  6205.  
  6206. 1411
  6207. 01:44:24,917 --> 01:44:27,875
  6208. I don't need permission
  6209. to meet my wife, Father-in-law.
  6210.  
  6211. 1412
  6212. 01:44:28,042 --> 01:44:30,167
  6213. Father-in-law?
  6214.  
  6215. 1413
  6216. 01:44:30,333 --> 01:44:31,958
  6217. Ismail, throw this fellow out.
  6218.  
  6219. 1414
  6220. 01:44:32,083 --> 01:44:33,875
  6221. Don't touch me.
  6222.  
  6223. 1415
  6224. 01:44:34,042 --> 01:44:36,292
  6225. Stop! I am holding a baby.
  6226.  
  6227. 1416
  6228. 01:44:36,458 --> 01:44:38,667
  6229. Get back, Ismail.
  6230. Let me talk to her.
  6231.  
  6232. 1417
  6233. 01:44:38,917 --> 01:44:40,333
  6234. Let me talk to her.
  6235.  
  6236. 1418
  6237. 01:44:40,500 --> 01:44:42,875
  6238. Aafia, I made a mistake. Forgive me.
  6239.  
  6240. 1419
  6241. 01:44:43,375 --> 01:44:45,125
  6242. I'm not a cuckoo. I'm a crow.
  6243.  
  6244. 1420
  6245. 01:44:45,458 --> 01:44:46,750
  6246. Forgive me.
  6247.  
  6248. 1421
  6249. 01:44:46,875 --> 01:44:50,167
  6250. I will caw around you all my life.
  6251.  
  6252. 1422
  6253. 01:44:50,583 --> 01:44:54,750
  6254. But you didn't stop me at our wedding.
  6255. You laughed at me.
  6256.  
  6257. 1423
  6258. 01:44:54,917 --> 01:44:56,750
  6259. - Shall I..
  6260. - Wait.
  6261.  
  6262. 1424
  6263. 01:44:56,917 --> 01:44:58,750
  6264. This kid's life is in my hands.
  6265.  
  6266. 1425
  6267. 01:44:58,875 --> 01:45:01,125
  6268. See at that baby.
  6269.  
  6270. 1426
  6271. 01:45:01,625 --> 01:45:05,750
  6272. - It's look at that baby.
  6273. - Look at that baby, rascal.
  6274.  
  6275. 1427
  6276. 01:45:06,250 --> 01:45:07,542
  6277. She's your baby.
  6278.  
  6279. 1428
  6280. 01:45:09,500 --> 01:45:10,958
  6281. Aafia's daughter.
  6282.  
  6283. 1429
  6284. 01:45:46,375 --> 01:45:47,750
  6285. Is she like Aafia?
  6286.  
  6287. 1430
  6288. 01:45:55,583 --> 01:45:57,042
  6289. Or me?
  6290.  
  6291. 1431
  6292. 01:46:05,833 --> 01:46:07,958
  6293. So how can she be ours?
  6294.  
  6295. 1432
  6296. 01:46:17,875 --> 01:46:20,292
  6297. - Hey, stop!
  6298. - Bauua!
  6299.  
  6300. 1433
  6301. 01:46:20,750 --> 01:46:21,875
  6302. Let him go.
  6303.  
  6304. 1434
  6305. 01:46:24,375 --> 01:46:31,458
  6306. "A perfect half-dream"
  6307.  
  6308. 1435
  6309. 01:46:31,792 --> 01:46:36,875
  6310. "once came to me."
  6311.  
  6312. 1436
  6313. 01:46:37,167 --> 01:46:43,375
  6314. "Like a tear of happiness"
  6315.  
  6316. 1437
  6317. 01:46:43,667 --> 01:46:51,833
  6318. "falling from my eyes."
  6319.  
  6320. 1438
  6321. 01:46:59,083 --> 01:47:02,417
  6322. "Oh, God, have mercy on me."
  6323.  
  6324. 1439
  6325. 01:47:03,167 --> 01:47:06,792
  6326. "My shadow seems cross with me."
  6327.  
  6328. 1440
  6329. 01:47:07,417 --> 01:47:11,333
  6330. "Knowingly, unknowingly"
  6331.  
  6332. 1441
  6333. 01:47:13,333 --> 01:47:17,333
  6334. "I find myself alone again and again."
  6335.  
  6336. 1442
  6337. 01:47:17,500 --> 01:47:21,250
  6338. "Loneliness has no bounds."
  6339.  
  6340. 1443
  6341. 01:47:21,625 --> 01:47:25,708
  6342. "I find myself alone again and again."
  6343.  
  6344. 1444
  6345. 01:47:25,833 --> 01:47:29,292
  6346. "Loneliness has no bounds."
  6347.  
  6348. 1445
  6349. 01:47:38,708 --> 01:47:44,500
  6350. "My eyes do not moisten
  6351. with drops of dew."
  6352.  
  6353. 1446
  6354. 01:47:47,042 --> 01:47:53,042
  6355. "I could not belong to myself.
  6356. How could I belong to anyone?"
  6357.  
  6358. 1447
  6359. 01:47:55,042 --> 01:47:58,208
  6360. "The depths of my heart"
  6361.  
  6362. 1448
  6363. 01:47:59,125 --> 01:48:02,875
  6364. "seek the truth."
  6365.  
  6366. 1449
  6367. 01:48:03,208 --> 01:48:07,583
  6368. "Knowingly, unknowingly"
  6369.  
  6370. 1450
  6371. 01:48:11,667 --> 01:48:15,667
  6372. "I find myself alone again and again."
  6373.  
  6374. 1451
  6375. 01:48:15,792 --> 01:48:19,125
  6376. "Loneliness has no bounds."
  6377.  
  6378. 1452
  6379. 01:48:28,500 --> 01:48:30,417
  6380. "I will win her, make her mine"
  6381.  
  6382. 1453
  6383. 01:48:30,542 --> 01:48:32,542
  6384. "or sacrifice my life."
  6385.  
  6386. 1454
  6387. 01:48:32,667 --> 01:48:34,542
  6388. "I will win her, make her mine"
  6389.  
  6390. 1455
  6391. 01:48:34,667 --> 01:48:36,625
  6392. "or sacrifice my life."
  6393.  
  6394. 1456
  6395. 01:48:36,792 --> 01:48:44,625
  6396. "My bad name foreshadows me."
  6397.  
  6398. 1457
  6399. 01:48:45,042 --> 01:48:49,125
  6400. "Knowingly, unknowingly"
  6401.  
  6402. 1458
  6403. 01:48:53,250 --> 01:48:57,167
  6404. "I call out to my beloved."
  6405.  
  6406. 1459
  6407. 01:48:57,375 --> 01:49:01,083
  6408. "I want to stay forever with you."
  6409.  
  6410. 1460
  6411. 01:49:01,542 --> 01:49:05,500
  6412. "I call out to my beloved."
  6413.  
  6414. 1461
  6415. 01:49:05,667 --> 01:49:09,708
  6416. "I want to stay forever with you."
  6417.  
  6418. 1462
  6419. 01:49:26,500 --> 01:49:32,667
  6420. "Being unfaithful did nothing for me."
  6421.  
  6422. 1463
  6423. 01:49:33,208 --> 01:49:40,542
  6424. "Let us see if faithfulness
  6425. will befriend me."
  6426.  
  6427. 1464
  6428. 01:49:40,667 --> 01:49:48,208
  6429. "Life turned its back and walked away."
  6430.  
  6431. 1465
  6432. 01:49:48,542 --> 01:49:55,708
  6433. "Let us see if it returns
  6434. to smile on me again."
  6435.  
  6436. 1466
  6437. 01:49:55,833 --> 01:50:02,292
  6438. "Losing everything is easy for me."
  6439.  
  6440. 1467
  6441. 01:50:02,625 --> 01:50:09,208
  6442. "Now I know how to regain what is lost."
  6443.  
  6444. 1468
  6445. 01:50:17,750 --> 01:50:18,833
  6446. Just come, Guddu.
  6447.  
  6448. 1469
  6449. 01:50:18,958 --> 01:50:20,500
  6450. - Listen, Bauua..
  6451. - It's my fault.
  6452.  
  6453. 1470
  6454. 01:50:20,625 --> 01:50:23,250
  6455. I'll beg for her forgiveness.
  6456. Oh, the doors are closed.
  6457.  
  6458. 1471
  6459. 01:50:23,375 --> 01:50:26,458
  6460. Mister! You, with the specs!
  6461.  
  6462. 1472
  6463. 01:50:26,583 --> 01:50:29,000
  6464. - Where are you going?
  6465. - Yes? Can I help you?
  6466.  
  6467. 1473
  6468. 01:50:29,125 --> 01:50:32,042
  6469. - The wheelchair girl who gave a speech..
  6470. - Aafia?
  6471.  
  6472. 1474
  6473. 01:50:32,167 --> 01:50:34,875
  6474. Yes, Aafia. Has she left?
  6475.  
  6476. 1475
  6477. 01:50:35,250 --> 01:50:37,750
  6478. She's gone. I got here late.
  6479.  
  6480. 1476
  6481. 01:50:37,875 --> 01:50:39,208
  6482. Do you know her?
  6483.  
  6484. 1477
  6485. 01:50:39,417 --> 01:50:42,167
  6486. Yes, I'm her fiance.
  6487.  
  6488. 1478
  6489. 01:50:42,375 --> 01:50:45,625
  6490. - Fancy?
  6491. - Must be her cousin.
  6492.  
  6493. 1479
  6494. 01:50:47,042 --> 01:50:50,417
  6495. - Can you tell me where I can find her?
  6496. - Yes.
  6497.  
  6498. 1480
  6499. 01:50:52,208 --> 01:50:53,333
  6500. Here's her card.
  6501.  
  6502. 1481
  6503. 01:50:53,500 --> 01:50:55,542
  6504. - Her card?
  6505. - All the best, gentlemen. Goodnight.
  6506.  
  6507. 1482
  6508. 01:51:03,583 --> 01:51:04,875
  6509. Fancy!
  6510.  
  6511. 1483
  6512. 01:51:05,625 --> 01:51:09,458
  6513. - Guddu, he doesn't look like her cousin.
  6514. - You're right.
  6515.  
  6516. 1484
  6517. 01:51:11,292 --> 01:51:13,333
  6518. NSAR.
  6519.  
  6520. 1485
  6521. 01:51:21,708 --> 01:51:25,417
  6522. Guddu, our visa will expire
  6523. while we're standing in line here.
  6524.  
  6525. 1486
  6526. 01:51:25,708 --> 01:51:27,125
  6527. Let's sneak in.
  6528.  
  6529. 1487
  6530. 01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:30,417
  6531. This isn't the Delhi-Meerut tollbooth.
  6532. You can't sneak through.
  6533.  
  6534. 1488
  6535. 01:51:30,708 --> 01:51:34,333
  6536. Anyway, they think Muslims come here
  6537. to plant bombs. We'll get whacked.
  6538.  
  6539. 1489
  6540. 01:51:34,458 --> 01:51:37,458
  6541. - What shall we do?
  6542. - Ask this lady.
  6543.  
  6544. 1490
  6545. 01:51:37,583 --> 01:51:38,833
  6546. - Shall I?
  6547. - Go.
  6548.  
  6549. 1491
  6550. 01:51:38,958 --> 01:51:40,458
  6551. - Side, please.
  6552. - My space.
  6553.  
  6554. 1492
  6555. 01:51:40,792 --> 01:51:43,167
  6556. - Ma'am.
  6557. - Blind man coming.
  6558.  
  6559. 1493
  6560. 01:51:43,750 --> 01:51:45,917
  6561. We're middle-class Indians.
  6562.  
  6563. 1494
  6564. 01:51:46,167 --> 01:51:48,708
  6565. - Are you Indian?
  6566. - No, lower middle-class British.
  6567.  
  6568. 1495
  6569. 01:51:49,625 --> 01:51:50,833
  6570. - Quit India!
  6571. - The Kohinoor?
  6572.  
  6573. 1496
  6574. 01:51:50,958 --> 01:51:52,625
  6575. We'll tax you double.
  6576.  
  6577. 1497
  6578. 01:51:52,750 --> 01:51:55,458
  6579. What do you want?
  6580. I speak Hindi. So talk in Hindi.
  6581.  
  6582. 1498
  6583. 01:51:55,667 --> 01:51:57,708
  6584. She knows! Oh! Why this crowd?
  6585.  
  6586. 1499
  6587. 01:51:57,875 --> 01:52:00,375
  6588. Sir, NSAR selects seven people
  6589. every three years
  6590.  
  6591. 1500
  6592. 01:52:00,500 --> 01:52:03,333
  6593. for their space program.
  6594.  
  6595. 1501
  6596. 01:52:03,500 --> 01:52:06,167
  6597. They want to see if a human can survive
  6598. in space.
  6599.  
  6600. 1502
  6601. 01:52:06,292 --> 01:52:08,792
  6602. - Understand space?
  6603. - You mean pace?
  6604.  
  6605. 1503
  6606. 01:52:08,917 --> 01:52:11,667
  6607. - Beyond the sky. Up there.
  6608. - Oh, that space!
  6609.  
  6610. 1504
  6611. 01:52:11,833 --> 01:52:15,083
  6612. - Can a man survive there?
  6613. - Okay.
  6614.  
  6615. 1505
  6616. 01:52:15,208 --> 01:52:17,167
  6617. There's six months of tests.
  6618.  
  6619. 1506
  6620. 01:52:17,333 --> 01:52:20,250
  6621. Today's the first selection round.
  6622. You get paid too!
  6623.  
  6624. 1507
  6625. 01:52:20,375 --> 01:52:22,792
  6626. - You're in the right place.
  6627. - We've come to see Ms. Aafia.
  6628.  
  6629. 1508
  6630. 01:52:22,917 --> 01:52:24,042
  6631. She works here.
  6632.  
  6633. 1509
  6634. 01:52:24,167 --> 01:52:27,500
  6635. She approves the candidates.
  6636. References don't work.
  6637.  
  6638. 1510
  6639. 01:52:27,625 --> 01:52:29,708
  6640. But shortcuts will!
  6641.  
  6642. 1511
  6643. 01:52:29,833 --> 01:52:33,833
  6644. - Who is Bauua Singh?
  6645. - Present! See!
  6646.  
  6647. 1512
  6648. 01:52:33,958 --> 01:52:36,583
  6649. - Here you go, sir.
  6650. - Blind man coming.
  6651.  
  6652. 1513
  6653. 01:52:36,708 --> 01:52:38,792
  6654. - Blind man?
  6655. - That way?
  6656.  
  6657. 1514
  6658. 01:52:39,042 --> 01:52:41,750
  6659. - You've got the pass?
  6660. - Do you see this?
  6661.  
  6662. 1515
  6663. 01:52:42,083 --> 01:52:44,167
  6664. - We've got the pass.
  6665. - Aafia knows us.
  6666.  
  6667. 1516
  6668. 01:52:46,667 --> 01:52:48,792
  6669. What's wrong?
  6670.  
  6671. 1517
  6672. 01:52:48,917 --> 01:52:50,083
  6673. What's this?
  6674.  
  6675. 1518
  6676. 01:52:50,208 --> 01:52:53,167
  6677. Where is Aafia?
  6678. I want to see her, please!
  6679.  
  6680. 1519
  6681. 01:52:53,333 --> 01:52:54,375
  6682. - I want to see her.
  6683. - What's wrong?
  6684.  
  6685. 1520
  6686. 01:52:54,500 --> 01:52:56,958
  6687. - You need to leave the premises.
  6688. - Let me go, please.
  6689.  
  6690. 1521
  6691. 01:52:57,500 --> 01:53:00,417
  6692. - Please don't hit me. Let me go.
  6693. - One minute.
  6694.  
  6695. 1522
  6696. 01:53:00,708 --> 01:53:02,625
  6697. Aafia is getting married.
  6698.  
  6699. 1523
  6700. 01:53:11,958 --> 01:53:16,417
  6701. - Let him in.
  6702. - Sir, we're sending you inside.
  6703.  
  6704. 1524
  6705. 01:53:16,542 --> 01:53:19,458
  6706. - Yes, yes.
  6707. - Let us go. We won't come back.
  6708.  
  6709. 1525
  6710. 01:53:36,375 --> 01:53:37,958
  6711. Hey, come on. Let's go.
  6712.  
  6713. 1526
  6714. 01:54:15,500 --> 01:54:17,958
  6715. Aafia, I've only come to apologize.
  6716.  
  6717. 1527
  6718. 01:54:18,292 --> 01:54:21,833
  6719. I swear by the Goddess.
  6720. I knew nothing about the child.
  6721.  
  6722. 1528
  6723. 01:54:25,500 --> 01:54:28,125
  6724. What's this invite?
  6725.  
  6726. 1529
  6727. 01:54:29,708 --> 01:54:32,500
  6728. Why are you marrying someone else
  6729. when you love me?
  6730.  
  6731. 1530
  6732. 01:54:35,208 --> 01:54:38,833
  6733. You may not love me anymore,
  6734. but I still love you.
  6735.  
  6736. 1531
  6737. 01:54:40,833 --> 01:54:44,667
  6738. Aafia, you were right when you said
  6739. we were made for each other.
  6740.  
  6741. 1532
  6742. 01:54:44,958 --> 01:54:46,625
  6743. We're a match made..
  6744.  
  6745. 1533
  6746. 01:55:15,042 --> 01:55:18,542
  6747. Stop barking and listen to me.
  6748.  
  6749. 1534
  6750. 01:55:18,833 --> 01:55:21,708
  6751. Now we're truly equals, Bauua.
  6752.  
  6753. 1535
  6754. 01:55:21,833 --> 01:55:25,792
  6755. We could talk eye to eye, that's all.
  6756. I've stooped to your level.
  6757.  
  6758. 1536
  6759. 01:55:25,917 --> 01:55:29,792
  6760. Your arrogant ways, your status,
  6761. your class.
  6762.  
  6763. 1537
  6764. 01:55:30,542 --> 01:55:34,792
  6765. I didn't know about the child, Aafia.
  6766. Do you think I knew?
  6767.  
  6768. 1538
  6769. 01:55:34,917 --> 01:55:36,917
  6770. When I came to your house
  6771.  
  6772. 1539
  6773. 01:55:37,042 --> 01:55:40,500
  6774. I came to tell you
  6775. not to be nervous, Bauua.
  6776.  
  6777. 1540
  6778. 01:55:40,625 --> 01:55:43,500
  6779. If I liked you, it was my problem.
  6780.  
  6781. 1541
  6782. 01:55:43,625 --> 01:55:46,542
  6783. You wanted to change
  6784. your phone number, fine!
  6785.  
  6786. 1542
  6787. 01:55:46,667 --> 01:55:52,083
  6788. But your father wanted
  6789. to fix the wedding date!
  6790.  
  6791. 1543
  6792. 01:55:54,542 --> 01:55:56,375
  6793. Go away, Bauua.
  6794.  
  6795. 1544
  6796. 01:55:57,250 --> 01:56:00,083
  6797. There's nothing left of Aafia.
  6798.  
  6799. 1545
  6800. 01:56:38,667 --> 01:56:40,250
  6801. Did you think
  6802.  
  6803. 1546
  6804. 01:56:42,708 --> 01:56:45,167
  6805. I came all this way looking for you
  6806.  
  6807. 1547
  6808. 01:56:46,875 --> 01:56:48,500
  6809. only to leave again?
  6810.  
  6811. 1548
  6812. 01:56:48,792 --> 01:56:51,333
  6813. So, you're trying it on?
  6814.  
  6815. 1549
  6816. 01:56:51,625 --> 01:56:54,375
  6817. You may be brave
  6818.  
  6819. 1550
  6820. 01:56:55,333 --> 01:56:57,208
  6821. but you have no feelings.
  6822.  
  6823. 1551
  6824. 01:57:13,792 --> 01:57:15,708
  6825. Hey, middle-class Indian!
  6826.  
  6827. 1552
  6828. 01:57:15,875 --> 01:57:17,625
  6829. Why are you looking miserable?
  6830.  
  6831. 1553
  6832. 01:57:18,042 --> 01:57:20,708
  6833. Well? Your shortcut didn't work?
  6834.  
  6835. 1554
  6836. 01:57:21,417 --> 01:57:22,833
  6837. Want my help?
  6838.  
  6839. 1555
  6840. 01:57:31,792 --> 01:57:35,583
  6841. - How old are you?
  6842. - What's age? I'm 38. 39.
  6843.  
  6844. 1556
  6845. 01:57:35,833 --> 01:57:37,542
  6846. - And you?
  6847. - Ill-fated!
  6848.  
  6849. 1557
  6850. 01:57:37,667 --> 01:57:41,417
  6851. "We did have a fight."
  6852.  
  6853. 1558
  6854. 01:57:41,542 --> 01:57:43,833
  6855. "It is an empty quarrel."
  6856.  
  6857. 1559
  6858. 01:57:48,208 --> 01:57:52,042
  6859. "All lovers argue, so you're mad at me"
  6860.  
  6861. 1560
  6862. 01:57:52,167 --> 01:57:55,042
  6863. "for a fleeting moment."
  6864.  
  6865. 1561
  6866. 01:57:56,083 --> 01:57:58,458
  6867. - The smell of gas reminds me of Meerut.
  6868. - Yes.
  6869.  
  6870. 1562
  6871. 01:57:58,583 --> 01:58:03,292
  6872. "I'm all around you"
  6873.  
  6874. 1563
  6875. 01:58:03,833 --> 01:58:08,208
  6876. "so how can we never speak?"
  6877.  
  6878. 1564
  6879. 01:58:09,083 --> 01:58:14,083
  6880. "Though you look at me differently"
  6881.  
  6882. 1565
  6883. 01:58:14,667 --> 01:58:18,083
  6884. "my feelings are unchanged."
  6885.  
  6886. 1566
  6887. 01:58:20,542 --> 01:58:25,458
  6888. "I'll never let you go."
  6889.  
  6890. 1567
  6891. 01:58:25,875 --> 01:58:30,792
  6892. "Come what may,
  6893. I'll never let you go."
  6894.  
  6895. 1568
  6896. 01:58:31,208 --> 01:58:36,333
  6897. "I'll belong to you alone."
  6898.  
  6899. 1569
  6900. 01:58:36,583 --> 01:58:40,833
  6901. "You can never get mad at me."
  6902.  
  6903. 1570
  6904. 01:58:44,292 --> 01:58:50,250
  6905. "It is an empty quarrel."
  6906.  
  6907. 1571
  6908. 01:58:54,875 --> 01:59:00,708
  6909. "All lovers argue, so you're mad at me
  6910. for a fleeting moment."
  6911.  
  6912. 1572
  6913. 01:59:24,583 --> 01:59:30,375
  6914. "I'll smile to lessen my sadness"
  6915.  
  6916. 1573
  6917. 01:59:30,625 --> 01:59:35,083
  6918. "though my smiles seem false to me."
  6919.  
  6920. 1574
  6921. 01:59:35,292 --> 01:59:38,417
  6922. "Every day I'm filled with fear"
  6923.  
  6924. 1575
  6925. 01:59:38,625 --> 01:59:44,458
  6926. "that you may break my heart by mistake."
  6927.  
  6928. 1576
  6929. 01:59:45,083 --> 01:59:48,333
  6930. "No matter how you treat me"
  6931.  
  6932. 1577
  6933. 01:59:48,500 --> 01:59:50,375
  6934. "it will feel like love to me."
  6935.  
  6936. 1578
  6937. 01:59:50,542 --> 01:59:55,750
  6938. "Not knowing my boundaries
  6939. has always been my way."
  6940.  
  6941. 1579
  6942. 01:59:56,292 --> 02:00:01,167
  6943. "Being alone is not easy."
  6944.  
  6945. 1580
  6946. 02:00:01,542 --> 02:00:05,917
  6947. "Loneliness is hard to endure."
  6948.  
  6949. 1581
  6950. 02:00:07,000 --> 02:00:11,917
  6951. "My name so longs"
  6952.  
  6953. 1582
  6954. 02:00:12,250 --> 02:00:18,083
  6955. "to be united with yours."
  6956.  
  6957. 1583
  6958. 02:00:18,292 --> 02:00:23,542
  6959. "I'll never let you go."
  6960.  
  6961. 1584
  6962. 02:00:23,667 --> 02:00:27,667
  6963. "You can never get mad at me."
  6964.  
  6965. 1585
  6966. 02:00:30,708 --> 02:00:35,042
  6967. "The quarrel between you and me"
  6968.  
  6969. 1586
  6970. 02:00:35,333 --> 02:00:37,958
  6971. "is an empty quarrel."
  6972.  
  6973. 1587
  6974. 02:00:42,042 --> 02:00:45,833
  6975. "All lovers argue,
  6976. so you're mad at me."
  6977.  
  6978. 1588
  6979. 02:00:46,083 --> 02:00:50,125
  6980. "for a fleeting moment."
  6981.  
  6982. 1589
  6983. 02:01:12,708 --> 02:01:16,875
  6984. - I like this Bauua Singh. Shorty is good.
  6985.  
  6986. 1590
  6987. 02:01:17,125 --> 02:01:18,667
  6988. He's small, but very resilient.
  6989.  
  6990. 1591
  6991. 02:01:19,250 --> 02:01:22,083
  6992. He's only passed his 10th grade, Srini.
  6993.  
  6994. 1592
  6995. 02:01:22,250 --> 02:01:25,500
  6996. Sorry, I forgot your chimpanzee
  6997. graduated from MIT.
  6998.  
  6999. 1593
  7000. 02:01:26,583 --> 02:01:28,542
  7001. We don't need an astronaut.
  7002.  
  7003. 1594
  7004. 02:01:28,667 --> 02:01:31,458
  7005. He has to sleep all the way
  7006. to Mars and back.
  7007.  
  7008. 1595
  7009. 02:01:31,833 --> 02:01:34,542
  7010. We just need a right-sized subject
  7011. who'll take the risk.
  7012.  
  7013. 1596
  7014. 02:01:37,375 --> 02:01:42,792
  7015. Aafia, I haven't figured out
  7016. if you love or hate this shorty.
  7017.  
  7018. 1597
  7019. 02:01:42,958 --> 02:01:43,833
  7020. Okay?
  7021.  
  7022. 1598
  7023. 02:01:43,958 --> 02:01:46,458
  7024. But trust me, a man at my age,
  7025. I couldn't care less.
  7026.  
  7027. 1599
  7028. 02:01:46,958 --> 02:01:50,917
  7029. I don't have anything in my life beside
  7030. this project and your brains, Aafia.
  7031.  
  7032. 1600
  7033. 02:01:51,875 --> 02:01:54,958
  7034. I don't know about you.
  7035.  
  7036. 1601
  7037. 02:01:55,917 --> 02:01:57,167
  7038. Yes, fine.
  7039.  
  7040. 1602
  7041. 02:01:57,667 --> 02:01:58,958
  7042. Whatever you say.
  7043.  
  7044. 1603
  7045. 02:02:07,208 --> 02:02:08,500
  7046. Srini
  7047.  
  7048. 1604
  7049. 02:02:09,500 --> 02:02:14,000
  7050. I feel angry all of a sudden.
  7051.  
  7052. 1605
  7053. 02:02:15,917 --> 02:02:19,417
  7054. And I feel like crying too.
  7055.  
  7056. 1606
  7057. 02:02:20,417 --> 02:02:24,125
  7058. I am going to go now.
  7059. I'll see you at the office.
  7060.  
  7061. 1607
  7062. 02:02:24,250 --> 02:02:27,333
  7063. - Are you okay?
  7064. - Yes, I'm fine. I'll see you.
  7065.  
  7066. 1608
  7067. 02:03:40,625 --> 02:03:42,458
  7068. Are you angry with me?
  7069.  
  7070. 1609
  7071. 02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:47,083
  7072. You're the one who's angry.
  7073. I'm trying to make it up to you.
  7074.  
  7075. 1610
  7076. 02:03:47,958 --> 02:03:50,458
  7077. Do you love me?
  7078.  
  7079. 1611
  7080. 02:03:50,583 --> 02:03:52,042
  7081. What do you think?
  7082.  
  7083. 1612
  7084. 02:03:53,583 --> 02:03:56,000
  7085. You love me a lot.
  7086.  
  7087. 1613
  7088. 02:03:57,958 --> 02:03:59,292
  7089. Do you love me?
  7090.  
  7091. 1614
  7092. 02:04:05,750 --> 02:04:09,333
  7093. Will you do something for me?
  7094.  
  7095. 1615
  7096. 02:04:10,750 --> 02:04:12,000
  7097. Anything.
  7098.  
  7099. 1616
  7100. 02:04:12,708 --> 02:04:14,375
  7101. Go away.
  7102.  
  7103. 1617
  7104. 02:04:20,042 --> 02:04:21,875
  7105. Let me attend your wedding first.
  7106.  
  7107. 1618
  7108. 02:04:24,042 --> 02:04:25,458
  7109. Then I'll go.
  7110.  
  7111. 1619
  7112. 02:04:27,042 --> 02:04:28,875
  7113. Run away, Bauua.
  7114.  
  7115. 1620
  7116. 02:04:29,000 --> 02:04:31,417
  7117. You're so good at running.
  7118.  
  7119. 1621
  7120. 02:04:31,667 --> 02:04:35,750
  7121. Break my heart then.
  7122. Like you've been doing.
  7123.  
  7124. 1622
  7125. 02:04:36,250 --> 02:04:38,750
  7126. You'll die, you idiot!
  7127.  
  7128. 1623
  7129. 02:04:40,625 --> 02:04:42,333
  7130. Then watch me die.
  7131.  
  7132. 1624
  7133. 02:04:43,292 --> 02:04:44,833
  7134. I'll watch.
  7135.  
  7136. 1625
  7137. 02:04:48,208 --> 02:04:51,208
  7138. The Mission Mars team is impressed
  7139.  
  7140. 1626
  7141. 02:04:51,333 --> 02:04:53,833
  7142. by your performance, Bauua.
  7143.  
  7144. 1627
  7145. 02:04:53,958 --> 02:04:56,042
  7146. Your reports are amazing.
  7147.  
  7148. 1628
  7149. 02:04:56,167 --> 02:04:58,708
  7150. So is your endurance.
  7151.  
  7152. 1629
  7153. 02:04:58,917 --> 02:05:01,708
  7154. You have a high pain threshold.
  7155. You're sharp.
  7156.  
  7157. 1630
  7158. 02:05:01,875 --> 02:05:04,750
  7159. Applied intelligence is excellent.
  7160.  
  7161. 1631
  7162. 02:05:05,167 --> 02:05:07,542
  7163. The team says, ideally
  7164.  
  7165. 1632
  7166. 02:05:07,667 --> 02:05:12,208
  7167. they would need a man like you
  7168. for the mission, not a monkey.
  7169.  
  7170. 1633
  7171. 02:05:12,542 --> 02:05:14,500
  7172. I agree with them.
  7173.  
  7174. 1634
  7175. 02:05:14,625 --> 02:05:17,667
  7176. But you'd be risking your life.
  7177.  
  7178. 1635
  7179. 02:05:17,833 --> 02:05:20,292
  7180. It wouldn't matter to you
  7181. because you love me.
  7182.  
  7183. 1636
  7184. 02:05:20,458 --> 02:05:24,042
  7185. That poor monkey
  7186. is so attached to his family.
  7187.  
  7188. 1637
  7189. 02:05:24,167 --> 02:05:27,333
  7190. While the very thought of your family
  7191.  
  7192. 1638
  7193. 02:05:27,458 --> 02:05:30,292
  7194. makes you uncomfortable.
  7195.  
  7196. 1639
  7197. 02:05:30,917 --> 02:05:33,417
  7198. The rocket's very safe, Bauua.
  7199.  
  7200. 1640
  7201. 02:05:33,542 --> 02:05:37,625
  7202. But I'll pray it crashes on re-entry.
  7203.  
  7204. 1641
  7205. 02:05:41,042 --> 02:05:42,750
  7206. Oh, I see.
  7207.  
  7208. 1642
  7209. 02:05:45,458 --> 02:05:47,625
  7210. Is that how you'll get rid of me?
  7211.  
  7212. 1643
  7213. 02:05:48,167 --> 02:05:49,625
  7214. Scare me away.
  7215.  
  7216. 1644
  7217. 02:05:54,375 --> 02:05:57,333
  7218. You can't bear marrying
  7219. anyone else when I'm around.
  7220.  
  7221. 1645
  7222. 02:06:01,292 --> 02:06:02,875
  7223. Admit it!
  7224.  
  7225. 1646
  7226. 02:06:03,583 --> 02:06:05,042
  7227. Go on.
  7228.  
  7229. 1647
  7230. 02:06:05,417 --> 02:06:07,333
  7231. Okay, I'll do it for you.
  7232.  
  7233. 1648
  7234. 02:06:07,958 --> 02:06:10,917
  7235. Who knows where you're sending me
  7236. or what you're asking!
  7237.  
  7238. 1649
  7239. 02:06:11,250 --> 02:06:13,083
  7240. But on the day it happens
  7241.  
  7242. 1650
  7243. 02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:16,583
  7244. make sure you get married.
  7245.  
  7246. 1651
  7247. 02:06:18,750 --> 02:06:20,875
  7248. Bauua Singh isn't running this time.
  7249.  
  7250. 1652
  7251. 02:06:22,542 --> 02:06:27,167
  7252. The words you just said,
  7253. you'll forget them all
  7254.  
  7255. 1653
  7256. 02:06:27,458 --> 02:06:31,792
  7257. when you're in the shuttle travelling
  7258. at 30,000 kilometers per hour.
  7259.  
  7260. 1654
  7261. 02:06:32,167 --> 02:06:34,958
  7262. The second you hear the noise it makes
  7263.  
  7264. 1655
  7265. 02:06:35,417 --> 02:06:37,458
  7266. you'll make a run for it.
  7267.  
  7268. 1656
  7269. 02:06:37,667 --> 02:06:39,083
  7270. When they count
  7271.  
  7272. 1657
  7273. 02:06:39,333 --> 02:06:42,542
  7274. ten, nine, eight
  7275.  
  7276. 1658
  7277. 02:06:42,875 --> 02:06:45,167
  7278. - seven, six..
  7279. - Hello!
  7280.  
  7281. 1659
  7282. 02:06:45,583 --> 02:06:48,917
  7283. When I was even shorter,
  7284. I could count backwards.
  7285.  
  7286. 1660
  7287. 02:06:49,542 --> 02:06:52,917
  7288. Five, four, three, two, one, zero.
  7289.  
  7290. 1661
  7291. 02:06:53,708 --> 02:06:56,167
  7292. Launch me in your rocket!
  7293.  
  7294. 1662
  7295. 02:07:03,917 --> 02:07:05,417
  7296. Did a star shoot?
  7297.  
  7298. 1663
  7299. 02:07:11,042 --> 02:07:13,125
  7300. At last!
  7301.  
  7302. 1664
  7303. 02:07:32,750 --> 02:07:35,125
  7304. God bless the stars!
  7305.  
  7306. 1665
  7307. 02:07:41,375 --> 02:07:43,875
  7308. Let anyone try to stop Bauua Singh now.
  7309.  
  7310. 1666
  7311. 02:08:22,667 --> 02:08:26,833
  7312. Bauua, what's going on?
  7313. The whites are applauding.
  7314.  
  7315. 1667
  7316. 02:08:26,958 --> 02:08:30,833
  7317. We're from Meerut, Bauua!
  7318. We dunk biscuits in our tea.
  7319.  
  7320. 1668
  7321. 02:08:30,958 --> 02:08:33,583
  7322. What do we care about rockets?
  7323. Or Mars?
  7324.  
  7325. 1669
  7326. 02:08:34,042 --> 02:08:37,625
  7327. Isn't Mars a faraway planet?
  7328. It's not a place to go sightseeing.
  7329.  
  7330. 1670
  7331. 02:08:37,792 --> 02:08:41,083
  7332. Wake up! Mars is not Saharanpur
  7333. from where you can sprint.
  7334.  
  7335. 1671
  7336. 02:08:41,375 --> 02:08:42,667
  7337. It's Mars!
  7338.  
  7339. 1672
  7340. 02:08:43,542 --> 02:08:45,208
  7341. She won't let me go.
  7342.  
  7343. 1673
  7344. 02:08:45,458 --> 02:08:46,917
  7345. I've seen the look in her eyes.
  7346.  
  7347. 1674
  7348. 02:08:47,375 --> 02:08:50,208
  7349. She can't do it.
  7350. The girl will stop me.
  7351.  
  7352. 1675
  7353. 02:08:55,250 --> 02:08:57,167
  7354. We are on the verge
  7355. of a very big mission.
  7356.  
  7357. 1676
  7358. 02:08:57,292 --> 02:09:01,333
  7359. And tomorrow we decide when this
  7360. decade-long dream becomes a reality.
  7361.  
  7362. 1677
  7363. 02:09:01,792 --> 02:09:03,583
  7364. We sign off on the take-off date.
  7365.  
  7366. 1678
  7367. 02:09:03,792 --> 02:09:05,875
  7368. The next 48 hours are really crucial.
  7369.  
  7370. 1679
  7371. 02:09:07,458 --> 02:09:10,750
  7372. Once it reaches Mars,
  7373. the gravity of Mars will slow it down
  7374.  
  7375. 1680
  7376. 02:09:10,875 --> 02:09:13,250
  7377. and finally we'll enter in orbit
  7378. around Mars
  7379.  
  7380. 1681
  7381. 02:09:13,375 --> 02:09:15,167
  7382. but the orbit will be elliptical.
  7383.  
  7384. 1682
  7385. 02:09:15,292 --> 02:09:18,125
  7386. NSAR is the world's most
  7387. reputed institution.
  7388.  
  7389. 1683
  7390. 02:09:18,292 --> 02:09:22,917
  7391. They have surprised everyone
  7392. by sending Bauua Singh to Mars
  7393.  
  7394. 1684
  7395. 02:09:23,042 --> 02:09:24,958
  7396. instead of a chimpanzee.
  7397.  
  7398. 1685
  7399. 02:09:25,333 --> 02:09:28,042
  7400. Bauua Singh is from Meerut in India.
  7401.  
  7402. 1686
  7403. 02:09:28,250 --> 02:09:31,917
  7404. The amazing thing is, Bauua Singh is not
  7405. very educated
  7406.  
  7407. 1687
  7408. 02:09:32,042 --> 02:09:33,917
  7409. nor does he speak English.
  7410.  
  7411. 1688
  7412. 02:09:34,167 --> 02:09:37,750
  7413. This launch is a huge opportunity
  7414.  
  7415. 1689
  7416. 02:09:37,875 --> 02:09:39,708
  7417. to learn about
  7418.  
  7419. 1690
  7420. 02:09:39,833 --> 02:09:43,250
  7421. the potential of life beyond our planet
  7422.  
  7423. 1691
  7424. 02:09:43,458 --> 02:09:46,500
  7425. with the ultimate aim of becoming
  7426.  
  7427. 1692
  7428. 02:09:47,875 --> 02:09:51,333
  7429. a multi-planet species.
  7430.  
  7431. 1693
  7432. 02:11:04,875 --> 02:11:06,125
  7433. Srini.
  7434.  
  7435. 1694
  7436. 02:11:06,542 --> 02:11:11,250
  7437. - You can't stay here for the launch.
  7438. - Why not?
  7439.  
  7440. 1695
  7441. 02:11:12,625 --> 02:11:16,458
  7442. Because we'll be getting married.
  7443.  
  7444. 1696
  7445. 02:11:19,583 --> 02:11:20,958
  7446. Are your calculations right?
  7447.  
  7448. 1697
  7449. 02:11:23,292 --> 02:11:25,333
  7450. 100 percent.
  7451.  
  7452. 1698
  7453. 02:13:04,125 --> 02:13:05,542
  7454. Are you crying?
  7455.  
  7456. 1699
  7457. 02:13:06,708 --> 02:13:08,667
  7458. - What?
  7459. - You're crying.
  7460.  
  7461. 1700
  7462. 02:13:10,167 --> 02:13:12,042
  7463. - You're crazy.
  7464. - You're crying.
  7465.  
  7466. 1701
  7467. 02:13:12,542 --> 02:13:14,500
  7468. - Don't talk nonsense.
  7469. - You're crying.
  7470.  
  7471. 1702
  7472. 02:13:33,208 --> 02:13:34,292
  7473. Oh.
  7474.  
  7475. 1703
  7476. 02:13:37,000 --> 02:13:40,958
  7477. Hello? Yes, go ahead.
  7478. Doesn't matter.
  7479.  
  7480. 1704
  7481. 02:13:42,167 --> 02:13:44,667
  7482. Okay. Copy that. Thank you.
  7483.  
  7484. 1705
  7485. 02:13:49,625 --> 02:13:51,292
  7486. We're heading towards propulsion.
  7487.  
  7488. 1706
  7489. 02:14:14,125 --> 02:14:17,792
  7490. How long does it take
  7491. to travel 1.25 miles at 5.8 miles per hour?
  7492.  
  7493. 1707
  7494. 02:14:20,708 --> 02:14:23,375
  7495. 12.9 minutes.
  7496.  
  7497. 1708
  7498. 02:14:37,583 --> 02:14:40,833
  7499. It's only right I say goodbye.
  7500.  
  7501. 1709
  7502. 02:16:43,125 --> 02:16:45,500
  7503. Very good.
  7504.  
  7505. 1710
  7506. 02:16:47,833 --> 02:16:50,958
  7507. Could I talk to him for a minute, please?
  7508.  
  7509. 1711
  7510. 02:16:53,667 --> 02:16:55,208
  7511. All systems ready.
  7512.  
  7513. 1712
  7514. 02:16:55,333 --> 02:16:56,625
  7515. Standing by.
  7516.  
  7517. 1713
  7518. 02:17:11,375 --> 02:17:14,500
  7519. You didn't run, Bauua.
  7520.  
  7521. 1714
  7522. 02:17:17,917 --> 02:17:19,500
  7523. If I didn't win you
  7524.  
  7525. 1715
  7526. 02:17:21,917 --> 02:17:23,792
  7527. let me bring glory to my country.
  7528.  
  7529. 1716
  7530. 02:17:26,875 --> 02:17:31,417
  7531. What do you care about the country?
  7532.  
  7533. 1717
  7534. 02:17:33,042 --> 02:17:36,958
  7535. You're dying for the sake of love.
  7536.  
  7537. 1718
  7538. 02:17:43,583 --> 02:17:46,417
  7539. If you were near me
  7540.  
  7541. 1719
  7542. 02:17:47,750 --> 02:17:50,333
  7543. I'd kiss you.
  7544.  
  7545. 1720
  7546. 02:17:55,875 --> 02:17:57,292
  7547. I'd do the same.
  7548.  
  7549. 1721
  7550. 02:18:08,083 --> 02:18:13,083
  7551. I'll wait for you, Bauua.
  7552.  
  7553. 1722
  7554. 02:18:19,750 --> 02:18:21,708
  7555. What if I don't come back?
  7556.  
  7557. 1723
  7558. 02:18:23,958 --> 02:18:28,625
  7559. I'll find someone your height.
  7560.  
  7561. 1724
  7562. 02:18:36,125 --> 02:18:38,792
  7563. T-minus two minutes mark, and counting.
  7564.  
  7565. 1725
  7566. 02:18:39,583 --> 02:18:40,667
  7567. Yes.
  7568.  
  7569. 1726
  7570. 02:18:44,083 --> 02:18:48,708
  7571. If I had asked you to,
  7572. would you have stayed?
  7573.  
  7574. 1727
  7575. 02:19:31,458 --> 02:19:33,958
  7576. Flight controllers, give me a go,
  7577. no-go for launch.
  7578.  
  7579. 1728
  7580. 02:19:34,417 --> 02:19:35,958
  7581. Booster.
  7582. - Go for launch.
  7583.  
  7584. 1729
  7585. 02:19:36,167 --> 02:19:37,708
  7586. - Surge in.
  7587. - We are a go.
  7588.  
  7589. 1730
  7590. 02:19:37,875 --> 02:19:39,375
  7591. - Network.
  7592. - Go.
  7593.  
  7594. 1731
  7595. 02:19:39,708 --> 02:19:41,083
  7596. - Guidance?
  7597. - Go.
  7598.  
  7599. 1732
  7600. 02:19:41,208 --> 02:19:42,917
  7601. - Recovery.
  7602. - Go for launch.
  7603.  
  7604. 1733
  7605. 02:19:43,042 --> 02:19:44,875
  7606. - Capcom.
  7607. - We are go for launch.
  7608.  
  7609. 1734
  7610. 02:19:45,042 --> 02:19:47,042
  7611. Flight control, we are go for launch.
  7612.  
  7613. 1735
  7614. 02:20:06,083 --> 02:20:07,667
  7615. Bye, Bauua.
  7616.  
  7617. 1736
  7618. 02:20:15,417 --> 02:20:18,833
  7619. Six, five, four, three
  7620.  
  7621. 1737
  7622. 02:20:19,167 --> 02:20:22,250
  7623. two, one, zero.
  7624.  
  7625. 1738
  7626. 02:21:02,250 --> 02:21:03,583
  7627. I kissed him.
  7628.  
  7629. 1739
  7630. 02:21:13,167 --> 02:21:16,042
  7631. There were so many amazing things
  7632. about my story.
  7633.  
  7634. 1740
  7635. 02:21:16,417 --> 02:21:17,958
  7636. It was like a dream.
  7637.  
  7638. 1741
  7639. 02:21:18,500 --> 02:21:19,708
  7640. It wasn't amazing that
  7641.  
  7642. 1742
  7643. 02:21:19,833 --> 02:21:24,042
  7644. so many tears and smiles,
  7645. so much love
  7646.  
  7647. 1743
  7648. 02:21:24,958 --> 02:21:27,917
  7649. amount only to a trail of smoke
  7650. in the sky.
  7651.  
  7652. 1744
  7653. 02:21:29,167 --> 02:21:32,958
  7654. The amazing thing is that we know this,
  7655. yet we fall in love.
  7656.  
  7657. 1745
  7658. 02:21:34,542 --> 02:21:37,917
  7659. It was not a surprise that I cried
  7660. when Bauua left.
  7661.  
  7662. 1746
  7663. 02:21:38,458 --> 02:21:42,667
  7664. The amazing thing was that he didn't run.
  7665. The joy of that fact dried my tears.
  7666.  
  7667. 1747
  7668. 02:21:43,750 --> 02:21:48,167
  7669. It wasn't amazing that an unknown
  7670. 4'6" man from Meerut
  7671.  
  7672. 1748
  7673. 02:21:48,958 --> 02:21:53,292
  7674. was sent in a rocket to a planet
  7675. so very far away.
  7676.  
  7677. 1749
  7678. 02:21:54,250 --> 02:21:58,917
  7679. The amazing thing was that
  7680. he convinced over a billion people
  7681.  
  7682. 1750
  7683. 02:21:59,292 --> 02:22:00,833
  7684. that he could do it.
  7685.  
  7686. 1751
  7687. 02:22:02,708 --> 02:22:05,542
  7688. It was not a surprise that Srini and I
  7689. did not get married.
  7690.  
  7691. 1752
  7692. 02:22:06,125 --> 02:22:11,458
  7693. The amazing thing was, after so much
  7694. loathing, I loved Bauua again.
  7695.  
  7696. 1753
  7697. 02:22:12,708 --> 02:22:17,542
  7698. The amazing thing wasn't
  7699. that Bauua reached Mars.
  7700.  
  7701. 1754
  7702. 02:22:18,042 --> 02:22:20,750
  7703. The amazing thing was
  7704. that he did not run away.
  7705.  
  7706. 1755
  7707. 02:22:21,750 --> 02:22:24,958
  7708. The amazing thing wasn't that,
  7709. on re-entry, the shuttle
  7710.  
  7711. 1756
  7712. 02:22:25,083 --> 02:22:26,500
  7713. silently went missing.
  7714.  
  7715. 1757
  7716. 02:22:27,208 --> 02:22:31,292
  7717. The amazing thing was that
  7718. I kept waiting for Bauua to return.
  7719.  
  7720. 1758
  7721. 02:22:32,125 --> 02:22:33,042
  7722. The amazing thing wasn't that
  7723.  
  7724. 1759
  7725. 02:22:33,167 --> 02:22:38,167
  7726. Bauua, rejected by the world,
  7727. was even spat out by the sky.
  7728.  
  7729. 1760
  7730. 02:22:38,875 --> 02:22:41,500
  7731. One day,
  7732. the Chinese Space Centre got a call.
  7733.  
  7734. 1761
  7735. 02:22:41,708 --> 02:22:44,083
  7736. He was returning.
  7737.  
  7738. 1762
  7739. 02:22:45,500 --> 02:22:49,708
  7740. The amazing thing was, it took
  7741. 15 years for that phone to ring.
  7742.  
  7743. 1763
  7744. 02:22:50,750 --> 02:22:54,375
  7745. The amazing thing wasn't that
  7746. Bauua Singh's shuttle
  7747.  
  7748. 1764
  7749. 02:22:54,625 --> 02:22:57,333
  7750. was re-entering towards
  7751. the Arabian Sea
  7752.  
  7753. 1765
  7754. 02:22:57,500 --> 02:22:59,792
  7755. at a speed of 20,000 kilometers
  7756. per hour.
  7757.  
  7758. 1766
  7759. 02:23:00,458 --> 02:23:02,417
  7760. The amazing thing was
  7761.  
  7762. 1767
  7763. 02:23:02,917 --> 02:23:06,167
  7764. 15 years had wrinkled
  7765. many faces, honey
  7766.  
  7767. 1768
  7768. 02:23:06,708 --> 02:23:11,667
  7769. but the dimples on my face
  7770. remained forever young. Right?
  7771.  
  7772. 1769
  7773. 02:23:21,958 --> 02:23:26,083
  7774. Long live
  7775.  
  7776. 1770
  7777. 02:23:26,208 --> 02:23:29,958
  7778. the Goddess!
  7779.  
  7780. 1771
  7781. 02:24:05,250 --> 02:24:09,000
  7782. "A color has no color"
  7783.  
  7784. 1772
  7785. 02:24:09,250 --> 02:24:14,875
  7786. "if it does not match the color
  7787. of your lips."
  7788.  
  7789. 1773
  7790. 02:24:17,167 --> 02:24:20,833
  7791. "A fragrance has no fragrance"
  7792.  
  7793. 1774
  7794. 02:24:21,292 --> 02:24:26,583
  7795. "if it does not match the fragrance
  7796. of your dark hair."
  7797.  
  7798. 1775
  7799. 02:24:29,250 --> 02:24:33,042
  7800. "The world pales next to you."
  7801.  
  7802. 1776
  7803. 02:24:33,208 --> 02:24:37,083
  7804. "You can only be mine."
  7805.  
  7806. 1777
  7807. 02:24:37,250 --> 02:24:42,875
  7808. "Everyone can see it.
  7809. I say this out loud."
  7810.  
  7811. 1778
  7812. 02:24:45,875 --> 02:24:49,750
  7813. "As long as there's light in the world"
  7814.  
  7815. 1779
  7816. 02:24:49,958 --> 02:24:53,292
  7817. "you'll belong to me."
  7818.  
  7819. 1780
  7820. 02:24:53,875 --> 02:24:57,625
  7821. "As long as I live in this world"
  7822.  
  7823. 1781
  7824. 02:24:57,917 --> 02:25:01,292
  7825. "you'll belong to me."
  7826.  
  7827. 1782
  7828. 02:25:01,875 --> 02:25:05,542
  7829. "As long as there's light in the world"
  7830.  
  7831. 1783
  7832. 02:25:05,917 --> 02:25:09,500
  7833. "you'll belong to me."
  7834.  
  7835. 1784
  7836. 02:25:09,917 --> 02:25:13,500
  7837. "As long as I live in this world"
  7838.  
  7839. 1785
  7840. 02:25:13,917 --> 02:25:17,375
  7841. "you'll belong to me."
  7842.  
  7843. 1786
  7844. 02:25:57,958 --> 02:26:01,667
  7845. "I am your confusion."
  7846.  
  7847. 1787
  7848. 02:26:01,875 --> 02:26:05,458
  7849. "I am your solution."
  7850.  
  7851. 1788
  7852. 02:26:05,917 --> 02:26:09,500
  7853. "I'm a little stubborn."
  7854.  
  7855. 1789
  7856. 02:26:09,917 --> 02:26:12,958
  7857. "A little crazy too."
  7858.  
  7859. 1790
  7860. 02:26:13,125 --> 02:26:16,833
  7861. "How false are the clouds
  7862. and spring showers!"
  7863.  
  7864. 1791
  7865. 02:26:16,958 --> 02:26:21,125
  7866. "How false is offering
  7867. a gift of flowers!"
  7868.  
  7869. 1792
  7870. 02:26:21,292 --> 02:26:24,750
  7871. "Only you are real.
  7872. Only I am real."
  7873.  
  7874. 1793
  7875. 02:26:24,917 --> 02:26:29,083
  7876. "My heart speaks the only truth."
  7877.  
  7878. 1794
  7879. 02:26:29,250 --> 02:26:33,083
  7880. "Etch your name on my heart
  7881. with your lovely hands."
  7882.  
  7883. 1795
  7884. 02:26:33,208 --> 02:26:37,083
  7885. "Open your eyes to my love."
  7886.  
  7887. 1796
  7888. 02:26:37,250 --> 02:26:42,708
  7889. "Do I ask too much of you?
  7890. I say this out loud."
  7891.  
  7892. 1797
  7893. 02:26:45,917 --> 02:26:49,708
  7894. "As long as there's light in the world"
  7895.  
  7896. 1798
  7897. 02:26:49,917 --> 02:26:53,333
  7898. "you'll belong to me."
  7899.  
  7900. 1799
  7901. 02:26:53,875 --> 02:26:57,583
  7902. "As long as I live in this world"
  7903.  
  7904. 1800
  7905. 02:26:57,958 --> 02:27:01,083
  7906. "you'll belong to me."
  7907.  
  7908. 1801
  7909. 02:27:01,875 --> 02:27:05,583
  7910. "As long as there's light in the world"
  7911.  
  7912. 1802
  7913. 02:27:05,917 --> 02:27:09,375
  7914. "you'll belong to me."
  7915.  
  7916. 1803
  7917. 02:27:09,833 --> 02:27:13,833
  7918. "As long as I live in this world"
  7919.  
  7920. 1804
  7921. 02:27:13,958 --> 02:27:17,958
  7922. "you'll belong to me."
  7923.  
  7924. 1805
  7925. 02:27:37,792 --> 02:27:44,417
  7926. "Forever you will sway
  7927. in my loving arms."
  7928.  
  7929. 1806
  7930. 02:27:45,917 --> 02:27:52,208
  7931. "Like the earth sways
  7932. in the arms of the sun."
  7933.  
  7934. 1807
  7935. 02:27:53,250 --> 02:27:59,375
  7936. "You will never be apart from me."
  7937.  
  7938. 1808
  7939. 02:28:01,292 --> 02:28:07,333
  7940. "Forever you will be a part of me."
  7941.  
  7942. 1809
  7943. 02:28:13,208 --> 02:28:17,167
  7944. "Shatter all my dreams if you wish."
  7945.  
  7946. 1810
  7947. 02:28:17,333 --> 02:28:21,042
  7948. "The shards of my dreams
  7949. will still dream of you."
  7950.  
  7951. 1811
  7952. 02:28:21,250 --> 02:28:24,833
  7953. "You are my inspiration."
  7954.  
  7955. 1812
  7956. 02:28:24,958 --> 02:28:29,167
  7957. "I say this out loud."
  7958.  
  7959. 1813
  7960. 02:29:16,208 --> 02:29:20,917
  7961. "Beloved, your love is fake.
  7962. I know you are selfish."
  7963.  
  7964. 1814
  7965. 02:29:21,375 --> 02:29:25,958
  7966. "You are unfaithful.
  7967. I'm not able to get over your betrayal."
  7968.  
  7969. 1815
  7970. 02:29:36,500 --> 02:29:41,208
  7971. "Beloved, your love is fake.
  7972. I know you are selfish."
  7973.  
  7974. 1816
  7975. 02:29:41,625 --> 02:29:46,250
  7976. "You are unfaithful.
  7977. I'm not able to get over your betrayal."
  7978.  
  7979. 1817
  7980. 02:29:46,750 --> 02:29:48,833
  7981. "Go and proclaim before God"
  7982.  
  7983. 1818
  7984. 02:29:49,208 --> 02:29:51,292
  7985. "that I'm going to dupe everyone."
  7986.  
  7987. 1819
  7988. 02:29:51,583 --> 02:29:55,375
  7989. "You are responsible for this,
  7990. let me tell you."
  7991.  
  7992. 1820
  7993. 02:29:59,167 --> 02:30:02,167
  7994. "Heer has been defamed"
  7995.  
  7996. 1821
  7997. 02:30:02,292 --> 02:30:04,375
  7998. "for falling in love with you."
  7999.  
  8000. 1822
  8001. 02:30:04,500 --> 02:30:07,208
  8002. "Heer has been defamed"
  8003.  
  8004. 1823
  8005. 02:30:07,333 --> 02:30:09,375
  8006. "for falling in love with you."
  8007.  
  8008. 1824
  8009. 02:30:09,500 --> 02:30:12,167
  8010. "Heer has been defamed"
  8011.  
  8012. 1825
  8013. 02:30:12,292 --> 02:30:14,583
  8014. "for falling in love with you."
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