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	<td><font color="#ffff00" face="Hack" size="-2"><b>Instructions:</b><br><b>1.</b> Click the DEEP SNORKLER generator button.<br><b>2.</b> Watch DEEP SNORKLER generator appear in the box.<br><b>3.</b> Repeat to taste (use your Enter/Return key).</font></td>
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index2 = Math.round(Math.random() * max2);
index3 = Math.round(Math.random() * max3);
index4 = Math.round(Math.random() * max4);

array1 = new Array("A Daily Geyser of DEEP SNORKLER Threats Insults and Disturbia", "deep snorkler making millions off this presidency thing.", "horribly conceived.", "Deep Snorkler commits no unselfish acts.", "I'm going to harm myself.");

array2 = new Array("Deep Snorkler lives as an immoral super-self", "managed by a sub adult.", "staffed by naked mole rats.", "incomplete and semi literate.", "There I did it.");

array3 = new Array("in a dark Deep Snorkler underland of ego and meanness.", "dark blooming threats streaming.", "He does not read the Bible on the golf course.", "fathering demon-children.", "I'm going to do it again.");

array4 = new Array("Self interest above all else.", "He wraps himself in a spiral of faux patriotism.", "aggression and barbaric excitement.", "History stopped.", "a failure and useless to society.", "The Suicide Hotline will not take calls from the White House.");

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