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- Jump 196: Thing-Thing
- >Seven of Swords (Futility): An opportunity to withdraw from a hopeless situation and fight another day.
- >Location: System Corp Office
- >Identity: Corporate CEO
- >Drawbacks: Gibs (+100)
- >Character Customization (900)
- Never know when this might come in handy, in all honesty/
- >You And What Army (300)
- Peak human with standard weaponry goes a long way, and having a small army to use is nothing to sneeze at. And by small army, I mean 20 created by me, and oodles created by clones with (a limited amount of) my powers. So yes, a small army.
- >Chemical Rejection (Free, CEO)
- Yeah no turning into a giant frog, I can already turn into a giant dragon after all.
- >Look Mom, No Hands! (200, CEO)
- Cheat mode for running a company. Okay.
- >I Went Home Already (0, CEO)
- Plot armor. Honestly this is silly, but what the heck, I'll take it anyway.
- God, I remember playing this back in the day. Seeing a plot applied to it is kind of hilarious, but entertaining.
- At least it's not ten years of nonstop Thing Thing Arena, I think I'd have to go full holy robot army again if it was.
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