ENTERPRISE PHP

<?php


$arr = array("KOPHSPF"=>"Loretta|http://KOPHSPF.mybirthdaypak.com",
"KOPB6BTB"=>"Irene|http://KOPB6BTB.mybirthdaypak.com",
"KOPTP6GG"=>"Phyllis|http://KOPTP6GG.mybirthdaypak.com",
"KOP64DD2"=>"Christina|http://KOP64DD2.mybirthdaypak.com",
"KOPGXHNV"=>"Ronda|http://KOPGXHNV.mybirthdaypak.com",
"KOP65VBR"=>"Carol|http://KOP65VBR.mybirthdaypak.com",
"KOPN7KL"=>"Georgette|http://KOPN7KL.mybirthdaypak.com",

/*

...

...there are actually 12,000 of those

...

*/

"GRNBG7H"=>"Monica|http://GRNBG7H.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRN27MAW"=>"Debi|http://GRN27MAW.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRNGZY4H"=>"Susan|http://GRNGZY4H.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRNTSVUD"=>"Pearl|http://GRNTSVUD.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRNPASUG"=>"Rita|http://GRNPASUG.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRN6GYWZ"=>"Mary|http://GRN6GYWZ.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRNF3KL"=>"Danielle|http://GRNF3KL.mybirthdaypak.com",
"GRNLY3F"=>"Hope|http://GRNLY3F.mybirthdaypak.com"
);

echo $arr[trim(strtoupper($_SERVER['QUERY_STRING']))];

?>