behind the scenes: the diabolical plot behind calling zfg du

behind the scenes: the diabolical plot behind calling zfg during bridge megaflip

zfg turned to the audience and started a monologue, "So there I was, it was the run, the clock goin tick tok dont stop by ke$ha, on track for wr baby. I was setting up the sockfolder special for my megaflip, unbuffered like nero, but american, and playing a shittier game. Jk i buffered like a little bitch. Anyway, out of nowhere keeta and his clone fuckers start calling me as "fuck you mayberg is calling" appears over my screen. WHAT in the fuck!! i answered to teach those fuckers not to mess with me. but i know that there was a plot behind this. a devious deviantart styled plot. and i will find out."

dawn of the first day
-72 hours of oot play-

zfg wokee up from his power nap while scrolling through the master sword cutscene, dreaming of practice so his previous 18 hours werent put to waste. but outside of the land that zfg knew (his bedroom), there was something far more sinister going on.

the clones were having a vocal discussion on how to troll everyone and torment the lives of all intelligent people on #zelda, as thats all they do (i have sources), when suddenly someone came up with the idea "hey guys what if we fucked up zfgs run, that would be so cash". except rocmox said this so nobody gave a fuck

the next day, rocmox hosted the call as per the first syllable of usual and asked everyone for netplay so nobody gave a fuck,. ZFg started streaming so they all gathered for a watch, there he was, it was the run. ok

ZFG was setting up his bridge megaflip, this was the time to act. cafde went to his bookmark bar and searched yahooanswers with the question "whats the best way to fuk zfgs day up?" A user by the name of ZFGlicksDick responded and they followed suit. here is what happened

First Mayberg bought a slave in africa, and exported it to rocmox's closet for him to feed every 2 minutes. years later it would grow later into a beautiful young mankey then used pound to escape the closet. There it trained with pheenoh and became a fag as only he could teach. Using this new power, mankey was able to get his d wet and coax some strangers on omegle to a date. It was a double date with rocmox and his girl, and rocmox used this to his advantage to manipulate mankey into a keeta clone. he started by making him laugh at dumb stuff then convinced him through the principle of induction and horrors guide to debating and masturbating that ing is not good at timing. from here, it was set, mankey joined the skype group. it then died of aids cuz it came fro m mayberg

the plan was crumbling, but there was still time. zfg was still buffering for that frame. so cafde, thinking on his toes decided to stream windwaker zombie hovering to great fish isle to distract zfgs viewers. after cafde got the passcode from the pirates, he was able to figure out zfg's youtube password. cafde logged in with the password "i love rosa-parks's-sweet mankey cunt" and was in his account and was able to change zfgs youtube profile to the gay new layout. "hahaah that will teach him" said rocmox but nobody gave a fuck

this was the moment, keeta grabbed a twix and then was able to think, idk where im going with this sentence. anyway, the gang gets home from school and dies in a gang fight. meanwhile, back to our heroes, rocmox pops the question to his girl and gets married, and they have a child. it turns out to be a new oot player, tylerartrip. rocmoxs wife was actually mankey

so tyler decided to join #zelda and distract the chat so the kaztalones would have a chance to fuck zfg's run up.

later that same year, keeta wakes up and decides to call the group and it just so happened zfg was still on bridge megaflip, and he fucked up. that was so cash

the end