lawrence - guns & ideology

Tuesday, 29 September 2015
Chinese Gordon: lmao
Chinese Gordon: RYKONUS
Chinese Gordon: JORGE
BOMBER HARRIS: PETE
BOMBER HARRIS: 's
BOMBER HARRIS: FREE
BOMBER HARRIS: MARKETEERS
BOMBER HARRIS: kill me
Chinese Gordon: lmao
Chinese Gordon: I had an argument with him
Chinese Gordon: over sf
Chinese Gordon: about guns
Chinese Gordon: he was like
BOMBER HARRIS: fletch would probably run up one side of them and down the other if she came across them ic
Chinese Gordon: "I can't stand people who give away guns to people they trust instead of selling them"
BOMBER HARRIS: not just because they're giving away guns
BOMBER HARRIS: but because INVISIBLE HAND
Chinese Gordon: invisible hand
Chinese Gordon: oh my god
Chinese Gordon: pete is dead
Chinese Gordon: rip
Chinese Gordon: highest turnover rate besides amazon
BOMBER HARRIS: lmao
Chinese Gordon: Putredenim: [YELL] I see fire, beyond that of safety and warmth. Blood offers life to the plants, sucking up the sanguine substance.
Vasumati Chauhan: [OOC] i already di it
Putredenim: [YELL] Do not trust Jane.
Chinese Gordon: uhhh
Chinese Gordon: feltch
Chinese Gordon: what did u do
Chinese Gordon: to become the antichrist
Chinese Gordon: Putredenim: [YELL] Fear her, however innocent she might be. She arrives within the fortnight, prepare for much attrocities to unfold humans.
BOMBER HARRIS: uhhhh
Chinese Gordon: Putredenim: [YELL] They offer pestilence upon you, grave danger lingers.
BOMBER HARRIS: w-what
Chinese Gordon: Putredenim: [YELL] One of you shall betray one another, merely out of selfish reason so survie.
Chinese Gordon: Putredenim: [YELL] Fear the one named Jane that we shall mark.
BOMBER HARRIS: they have to be speaking about another jane
Chinese Gordon: I hope so
BOMBER HARRIS: i mean fuck
BOMBER HARRIS: fletch is going to be part of sym's stuff
BOMBER HARRIS: and has been resistance since forever, and is firmly entrenched on the resistance side of things
Chinese Gordon: Putredenim: [YELL] We offer you the meal of dinner, I cannot answer much of Jane. Many will pretend to be them.
Chinese Gordon: yeah
Chinese Gordon: I think it's another jane
Chinese Gordon: but idk what
Chinese Gordon: fletch is gonna get captured and tied down for no reason lmao
BOMBER HARRIS: i don't think anyone around the camp other than the vorts and fletch's own clique knows her first name
BOMBER HARRIS: but i'm sure someone will metagame it and say they 'overheard' it or something
BOMBER HARRIS: she's been in the camp already for a while though so hopefully they're not stupid enough to think it's her
BOMBER HARRIS: oh, and your guy knows it too, 'aunty jane'
Chinese Gordon: yeah
BOMBER HARRIS: but he's an honourary member of the bittervet cru so
Chinese Gordon: lol
BOMBER HARRIS: Sym: I hate how literally everyone on city who's a "loyalist"
Sym: is a secret rebel
BOMBER HARRIS: and everyone on coast who's a "rebel"
BOMBER HARRIS: is a secret loyalist
BOMBER HARRIS: UP IS DOWN
BOMBER HARRIS: LEFT IS RIGHT
BOMBER HARRIS: those confession event screens that were posted, some guy who'd been on coast literally hours beforehand was in the city spilling his guts about nlo
BOMBER HARRIS: like, fuck off guy
BOMBER HARRIS: really
Chinese Gordon: lmao
Chinese Gordon: ridic
Chinese Gordon: it's kind of insane
Chinese Gordon: the amount of informants and shit
BOMBER HARRIS: yeah it's utterly absurd
Chinese Gordon: it's like entry to a higher level in the resistance requires you to be a ghost informant
BOMBER HARRIS: and don't forget UNDERCOVER SWORD OPS
BOMBER HARRIS: oops i mean [REDACTED]
BOMBER HARRIS: information so sensitive even admins aren't allowed to see it
BOMBER HARRIS: m-muh opsec.......
Chinese Gordon: lmao
BOMBER HARRIS: we used to use informing as a semi-ooc means of quality control
BOMBER HARRIS: if someone was a shotcopping piece of shit we'd drop their name to ghost through a few intermediaries and have them done in
BOMBER HARRIS: even that was fucking absurd but at least that way we weren't having to ruin our characters mentally by going blokhin mode
Chinese Gordon: now it's like
Chinese Gordon: one long episode
Chinese Gordon: of the americans
Chinese Gordon: but everyone KGB
BOMBER HARRIS: ahahaha
BOMBER HARRIS: one crucial difference
BOMBER HARRIS: the kgb was actually semi-competent compared to this lot
Chinese Gordon: oh yeah totally
BOMBER HARRIS: it's so absurd too because it leads to this culture where everyone covers their faces out of fear of being identified and then snatched in the city
BOMBER HARRIS: which is just stupid
BOMBER HARRIS: i feel like the odd one out because fletch has never made any effort whatsoever to conceal her identity in the outlands
BOMBER HARRIS: this undercover sword in the outlands shit though
BOMBER HARRIS: fucking winds me up
BOMBER HARRIS: it's just a blatant attempt to win on the cca's part, there are plenty of ways to create rp that don't involve basically flagging up every fucking resistance member (especially the more prominent ones) so they can be fingered the moment they're in the city
BOMBER HARRIS: i'm getting the impression that the cca is going off the deep end again and if they keep it up it's going to have pretty ugly results
Chinese Gordon: have you talked to spartan about it?
BOMBER HARRIS: not much point talking to spartan about anything cca
BOMBER HARRIS: it seems not to occur to people that when you start trying to actually 'win', you're not affecting the shotcoppers and the quiets
BOMBER HARRIS: because they aren't characters, they're cutouts
Chinese Gordon: I think you'd be surprised
BOMBER HARRIS: and they can just do a kirill and make another who is basically the same, with the same scripts
BOMBER HARRIS: while the people with actual developed characters will get fucked and lose the desire to even try
Chinese Gordon: I mean pirate
Chinese Gordon: complained to spartan
Chinese Gordon: about the state of the cca
Chinese Gordon: and spartan gave him a squad
Chinese Gordon: so
BOMBER HARRIS: yeah he told me earlier
BOMBER HARRIS: but that's the state of the cca in the city, it's something spartan has an active interest in improving himself
Chinese Gordon: well
Chinese Gordon: he is also in the resistance
Chinese Gordon: he told me he's burnt out of crow though
BOMBER HARRIS: he is, but he's spartan
BOMBER HARRIS: i'd like to say i trust him not to fuck with me but apparently he had rooster pulled in once purely because skippy had done something to piss him off
BOMBER HARRIS: and i could see that being a thing he'd do
BOMBER HARRIS: and it doesn't help the good roleplayers who aren't members of the 2008 brigade and therefore have absolutely no pull with him ooc whatsoever
BOMBER HARRIS: i mean i can maybe influence him on minor stuff but i can't see sword quitting their little jaunts to the seaside just because i complain about it
BOMBER HARRIS: even when there's not daily cota raids or mass non-dave shotcop, the bullshit factionalism is still there, fuck tnb
BOMBER HARRIS: and the way they interpret both the combine and the resistance as entities just enables it
Chinese Gordon: do you have any examples?
Chinese Gordon: of sword ops
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BOMBER HARRIS: not personally, though i've heard enough complaints filtering through the non-shit parts of the resistance that i think they're substantiated
BOMBER HARRIS: i certainly know gurne's ghost and rooster got lifted randomly in the city in what could have only been either metagame or some sort of bullshit associated with undercover fuckery
BOMBER HARRIS: because gurne was absolutely livid about it
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BOMBER HARRIS: i wonder where equihox would rank emphysema on the "really uncomfortable and all that whiz" scale
Chinese Gordon: lmao
BOMBER HARRIS: i mean i know this is tnb and most of them don't even fucking go further than the nearest burger joint or whatever
BOMBER HARRIS: but what kind of fiend would actually -want- to wear a gasmask when not actively being gassed?
Chinese Gordon: it's SPOOKY
BOMBER HARRIS: it's just so stupid
Chinese Gordon: man
Chinese Gordon: how do people evn get vests
Chinese Gordon: like I know a new guy
Chinese Gordon: devin brom
Chinese Gordon: who's an absolute knob
Chinese Gordon: he has a vest now
BOMBER HARRIS: it's like the ultimate manifestation of the same bullshit that lets these idiots carry three machine guns, a large-bore sniper rifle, and a fucking stinger tube
BOMBER HARRIS: "oh i wear gasmask 24/7"
BOMBER HARRIS: yet somehow still have peripheral vision, can see perfectly without ever having to clean or defog the lenses, can sprint around carrying 50kg of shit despite feeling like you're being fucking smothered
BOMBER HARRIS: jesus christ
BOMBER HARRIS: fuck gasmasks
Chinese Gordon: it's jokes
Chinese Gordon: it's funny actually
Chinese Gordon: these people never take into account the environment
Chinese Gordon: my fucking priest guy
Chinese Gordon: he has like
BOMBER HARRIS: they never take anything into account, ever
Chinese Gordon: torn up clothes
Chinese Gordon: all the time
Chinese Gordon: because he walks through the canals and coast
Chinese Gordon: and sleeps in ditches
BOMBER HARRIS: fletch's jeans are ripped to shit but she babies her smock a bit since it has sentimental value, she's not really one to throw herself around anyway
BOMBER HARRIS: as for the boots, i can see a decent pair lasting, my boots are only just beginning to come apart after 6 years of hard use
BOMBER HARRIS: which is about how long she's been a ~rebel~
BOMBER HARRIS: i used to do weather stuff
BOMBER HARRIS: like storms, cold winds, sometimes acid rain
BOMBER HARRIS: so many people ignore it
BOMBER HARRIS: they just
BOMBER HARRIS: ignore everything
BOMBER HARRIS: if it doesn't exist in the script, it doesn't exist ic
BOMBER HARRIS: tnb.txt
BOMBER HARRIS: i mean the extent to which they ignore everything around them blows my mind
BOMBER HARRIS: tnb characters are a master race with titanium spines, muscles that never tire or strain, complete resistance to heat or cold, iron lungs, the agility of an acrobat on pcp, and the shooting skills of annie fucking oakley
BOMBER HARRIS: and that's the other thing and all
BOMBER HARRIS: every other person has a rifle with optics
BOMBER HARRIS: not just some shitty chinese airsoft scope or surplus ww2 stuff either
BOMBER HARRIS: but fucking
BOMBER HARRIS: collimator sights and shit
Chinese Gordon: lol
BOMBER HARRIS: where are they finding the fucking batteries?
Chinese Gordon: I don't know where people get scopes
BOMBER HARRIS: same place they get everything else
BOMBER HARRIS: directly from their rectum
Chinese Gordon: I have a crossbow without a scope and an mp7
Chinese Gordon: and daedalus has nothing
BOMBER HARRIS: i mean the whole deal with fletch is that she -is- a sniper, and she -does- have an old pair of field binocs and a ww2 sniper rifle, but she's on the lower end of the equipment ladder on the coast
BOMBER HARRIS: most of the refugees have more powerful optics than she does
Chinese Gordon: yeah
Chinese Gordon: like I said
Chinese Gordon: the refugee with an ar2
BOMBER HARRIS: and can mysteriously shoot just as well with no formal training
Chinese Gordon: says it all
BOMBER HARRIS: we had them on momentum, since we were so chronically short on weapons we had to strip them from dead overwatch
BOMBER HARRIS: then tell the refugees not to touch the fucking secondary trigger
BOMBER HARRIS: which one of them did, and nearly killed someone
Chinese Gordon: the pulse secondary trigger
Chinese Gordon: is the stuff of nightmares
Chinese Gordon: tbh
Chinese Gordon: if it touches you there's no chance to survive
Chinese Gordon: you just vaporize
BOMBER HARRIS: meanwhile on tnb, the actual overwatch don't hold a candle to the shit-hot weapon drills of two-day-old refugees
Chinese Gordon: that fucking video
Chinese Gordon: with the aa12s
Chinese Gordon: destroying overwatch
BOMBER HARRIS: fletch deliberately avoids using ar-2s, she doesn't trust the weapon and doesn't like not knowing how to fix it if it goes wrong, and i could see the same applying to the partisans as a whole
Chinese Gordon: I mean we see rebels in the uprising
BOMBER HARRIS: they'd use a couple in a pinch and as a way of dealing with heavy shit, but they'd favour familiar weapons
Chinese Gordon: picking it up
Chinese Gordon: that's a life and detah
Chinese Gordon: situation
BOMBER HARRIS: yeah, exactly
Chinese Gordon: we never see people sporting AR2s at any time beforehand
Chinese Gordon: I remember
Chinese Gordon: back in like
Chinese Gordon: january february
Chinese Gordon: seeing an ar2 sported by a resistance member
Chinese Gordon: is extremely serious business
BOMBER HARRIS: pretty much
BOMBER HARRIS: i mean shit, the only reason the resistance do adopt them so heavily in the uprising is because the ak was cut for being redundant
BOMBER HARRIS: so there's no other weapon in its class
BOMBER HARRIS: but from a roleplay point of view i can't see them being used as anything other than a very limited-issue heavy support weapon for dealing with synths or apcs or the like, or heavy overwatch raids
BOMBER HARRIS: i'd expect to see maybe one per 10-15 rebels
BOMBER HARRIS: at most
BOMBER HARRIS: and you'd be giving them to your most experienced, not some shitlord upstart
Chinese Gordon: yeah
BOMBER HARRIS: oh, unrelated, but for a few years now i've had a pretty firm idea of what the local partisans would be doing during the c17 uprising
BOMBER HARRIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myg8Q0r8JnQ
BOMBER HARRIS: imagine
Chinese Gordon: of course
Chinese Gordon: echelon's song
Chinese Gordon: is unquestionable
BOMBER HARRIS: a couple m62 locos roaring across the steppe
BOMBER HARRIS: draped in red banners and slogans
BOMBER HARRIS: pulling a long chain of cattle cars loaded to the doors with partisans and refugees, and a few improvised armoured carriages made of a mixture of scavenged soviet and combine vehicles and weapons
BOMBER HARRIS: going to spread the revolution to the next city along the railway line :']
BOMBER HARRIS: railways are such an important theme in hl2
BOMBER HARRIS: it's just too perfect
Chinese Gordon: u start hl2 in a train, end hl2 episode 1 in a train, start hl2 episode 2 in a train
Chinese Gordon: fuck
Chinese Gordon: you even start and end hl1
Chinese Gordon: in a tram
BOMBER HARRIS: so you have these nostalgics and young activists all having their very own little moment of civil war echoing glory
Chinese Gordon: somewhat reminiscient
Chinese Gordon: of the trains that the soviets took
Chinese Gordon: from seelowe
Chinese Gordon: to charge into berlin
BOMBER HARRIS: i can't remember what it was that brought me to that epiphany but i think it is probably one of my best ideas regarding the hl2 setting
BOMBER HARRIS: as it sort of clicked into place i was just blown away by how many levels it worked on
BOMBER HARRIS: incidentally the animation in that video fucking rules and i love it
BOMBER HARRIS: although they used a bit rougher version of the song in the original film, this one's dubbed over the top
Chinese Gordon: I can imagine
Chinese Gordon: like
Chinese Gordon: it'll be something like a napoleonic charge in the city
Chinese Gordon: with banners of the resistance groups
Chinese Gordon: charging together
BOMBER HARRIS: funny you mention that
Chinese Gordon: it reminds me
Chinese Gordon: of your posing
BOMBER HARRIS: yes
BOMBER HARRIS: i did one
BOMBER HARRIS: based on that one painting of the french revolution
BOMBER HARRIS: with marianne carrying the french flag
BOMBER HARRIS: it was kind of half-assed though so it's not what it could've been
BOMBER HARRIS: i've been slowly tweaking it, one day i'll be able to call it actually finished
BOMBER HARRIS: i was listening to the red army choir's rendition of la marseillaise while i posed it
BOMBER HARRIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXex5Z4Kdbs also that's the painting that inspired me
Chinese Gordon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQVdvuzNTc
Chinese Gordon: another war song
Chinese Gordon: bulgarian this time
BOMBER HARRIS: hold on, i'll see if i can find the latest work in progress version
BOMBER HARRIS: god i fucking adore la marseillaise
BOMBER HARRIS: http://i.imgur.com/wvEAyTX.jpg aha
BOMBER HARRIS: the l4d corpses need their clothes edited into citizen blues though
BOMBER HARRIS: which will take effort so i haven't bothered yet
Chinese Gordon: zooey deschanel resistance hero
BOMBER HARRIS: :']
Chinese Gordon: lovin it though
BOMBER HARRIS: tnb's resistance seems so lacking in any actual revolutionary spirit, it pains me
Chinese Gordon: indeed
Chinese Gordon: even among the "good" peopole
Chinese Gordon: it's somewhatd epressing to see like
Chinese Gordon: people have so much focus on personal dramas
Chinese Gordon: which is fine
BOMBER HARRIS: AUX ARMES, CITOYENS
Chinese Gordon: but there's no goal or mission
Chinese Gordon: above it
BOMBER HARRIS: FORMEZ LES BATAILLONS
BOMBER HARRIS: MARCHONS, MARCHONS
BOMBER HARRIS: QU'UN SANG IMPURE
BOMBER HARRIS: ABREUVE NOS SILLONS!
BOMBER HARRIS: ;_;
BOMBER HARRIS: i'm kind of disappointed i missed post hl2rp even though it was apparently shit
Chinese Gordon: so much potential from that
BOMBER HARRIS: because that would've been everything the partisans exist for
Chinese Gordon: tbh
BOMBER HARRIS: they're not just shotcombreon rebels
BOMBER HARRIS: the downfall of the combine is a means to an end
BOMBER HARRIS: and that end
BOMBER HARRIS: is socialism ;_;
BOMBER HARRIS: it's a shame tnb doesn't really have any politically-motivated groups because the whole idea is that they'd be feeling out the other resistance movements and trying to manoeuvre themselves politically into a position where they're the most relevant and hold the most sway with the general movement
Chinese Gordon: my group is kind of like that, though it's more subtle obviously
Chinese Gordon: I think for a lot of citizens
Chinese Gordon: it's hard to conceptualize it
Chinese Gordon: after 9 years of grinding ennui
Chinese Gordon: but once they do
BOMBER HARRIS: i don't even think most of tnb is at all politically aware ooc and that doesn't help either
Chinese Gordon: it's a sort of invigoration you wouldn't be able to see anywhere else
Chinese Gordon: because it's like
Chinese Gordon: citizens are now devoid of almost all dividing lines between them
Chinese Gordon: the old boundaries of ideology cease to matter
Chinese Gordon: the embracing of ideology is now
Chinese Gordon: possible in its purest form
Chinese Gordon: with no other identity to be had
BOMBER HARRIS: that's why the partisans exist :']
BOMBER HARRIS: there are no more nations to be nationalist about
BOMBER HARRIS: there is only humanity
BOMBER HARRIS: and so an important goal is to try and stymie the development of tribalism within what little of it is left
BOMBER HARRIS: before it can take root and develop back into the old system
Chinese Gordon: my group
Chinese Gordon: is pure liberation theology
BOMBER HARRIS: there's also the fact that thanks to the combine, humanity is about as close to classless as it's likely to get
BOMBER HARRIS: the combine have accidentally dug their own grave by removing the very things that divide humanity
BOMBER HARRIS: and they haven't even realised it
Chinese Gordon: THERE ARE NO NATIONS, THERE ARE NO PEOPLES, THERE ARE NO CURRENCIES TO DIVIDE US NOW, THERE IS ONLY MAN
Chinese Gordon: AND HE SEETHES
Chinese Gordon: ND WE TAKE THIS RAGE, AND WE AIM IT AT THE REGIME, THOSE THAT WOULD PRESUME TO BE OUR MASTERS, AND WE BRING DOWN THE EDIFICE
BOMBER HARRIS: ;_________;
BOMBER HARRIS: lawrence pls
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BOMBER HARRIS: if i turn up to work wearing my guards badge and a red star they might not take kindly to it
Chinese Gordon: lol
Chinese Gordon: fun fact actually
Chinese Gordon: my administrator is a hardcore nationalist
BOMBER HARRIS: he must not be coping very well
BOMBER HARRIS: unless he can adapt that to the idea of the uu as a nation
Chinese Gordon: he is a husk
Chinese Gordon: no
Chinese Gordon: he's just a burning cauldron of rage
BOMBER HARRIS: :[
Chinese Gordon: calmly waiting until when
Chinese Gordon: he can do the most damage
Chinese Gordon: he was actually in the provisional greek government
BOMBER HARRIS: oh dear
Chinese Gordon: when he goes to sleep at night he dreams of waving the greek flag as he led men to charge at xenians
Chinese Gordon: so he's uh
Chinese Gordon: he's not pleased
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Chinese Gordon: the portal storms for him were supposed to be the great reckoning for greece, leaving only the strong to produce a nation of beauty and power
Chinese Gordon: instead a citadel plopped onto athens and he was given a surrender order
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BOMBER HARRIS: holy shit
BOMBER HARRIS: that's grim
BOMBER HARRIS: fuck i'm all fired up now
BOMBER HARRIS: whoops
Chinese Gordon: me too
Chinese Gordon: I WANT TO KILL A METROCOP WITH A FLAG
BOMBER HARRIS: back when ro2 was still tolerable
BOMBER HARRIS: ie during the pre-release beta
BOMBER HARRIS: i used to play with the red army choir in the background
BOMBER HARRIS: and one of my fondest memories
BOMBER HARRIS: is on grain elevator
BOMBER HARRIS: as a soviet rifleman
BOMBER HARRIS: internationale blaring
BOMBER HARRIS: i'd accidentally ended up behind the germans
BOMBER HARRIS: and so i burst into the second floor room from the conveyor, there was an entire squad in there
BOMBER HARRIS: and i just
BOMBER HARRIS: went fucking postal
BOMBER HARRIS: yelling incomprehensibly about fascist scum over voip and bayonetting every cunt
BOMBER HARRIS: i killed like six of them before someone finally shot me
BOMBER HARRIS: and bled out in the middle of the room
BOMBER HARRIS: i dunno if you play it but when they first added mamayev kurgan to the game it was broke as fuck
BOMBER HARRIS: the germans had way too many reinforcement tickets and so typically the defending soviets would lose on reinforcements before the germans even took the second line
BOMBER HARRIS: it was basically known as impossible to win even a single round as soviets
BOMBER HARRIS: well
BOMBER HARRIS: one day, with the appropriate amount of socialist fury and some incredibly good squad leaders under me
BOMBER HARRIS: as soviet commander
BOMBER HARRIS: i pulled off a lockdown on the germans
BOMBER HARRIS: and they were so beside themselves they tried to voteban me from the server
BOMBER HARRIS: although my constant taunts over chat before dropping katyushas on them may have had something to do with it
Chinese Gordon: lmao
BOMBER HARRIS: it was fucking beautiful
BOMBER HARRIS: we had a chorus of the internationale going in public voip for the final minute or two of the match
BOMBER HARRIS: the germans were fucking -furious-
BOMBER HARRIS: never underestimate the power of socialism :']
BOMBER HARRIS: that was on a us server
BOMBER HARRIS: the aus ro2 community knew to stack soviets when i was playing as commander because if they played germans they'd just get shit on by artillery and some crazed lunatic with a ppsh and seemingly endless supply of grenades
BOMBER HARRIS: (it was me)
Chinese Gordon: I remember
Chinese Gordon: on a company of heroes
Chinese Gordon: free weekend
Chinese Gordon: coh 2
Chinese Gordon: I played as soviets
Chinese Gordon: friends did as germans
Chinese Gordon: the russian scout car unit
Chinese Gordon: was broken
Chinese Gordon: it was obsenely good
Chinese Gordon: so I kept spamming it
BOMBER HARRIS: oh god
BOMBER HARRIS: was it a ba-64
Chinese Gordon: yes
BOMBER HARRIS: the ba-64 has a mythical status among ro players
Chinese Gordon: and then I got a tank grenade upgrade
BOMBER HARRIS: as the clowncar
Chinese Gordon: for my infantry
BOMBER HARRIS: because we used to stand like 3 guys on top of it with panzerfauts, ptrs rifles, and satchels
BOMBER HARRIS: and then rip around the place murdering tanks with it
BOMBER HARRIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqAjE3hhl_8
BOMBER HARRIS: having a ba-64 is one of my victory conditions irl
BOMBER HARRIS: and a point at which i can just stop giving a single fuck
BOMBER HARRIS: god i am TEMPTED to try for auths for a restored one
BOMBER HARRIS: but it'd be too gimmicky
Chinese Gordon: lol