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- >you’ve had Fluffyshy for a few months now
- >she trusts you with the world
- >you’re always there for her whenever she gets a “boo-boo”, or just needs some hugs
- >you decide to play a little prank on her
- >you figure that it won’t do much harm
- >it’s just something you picked up back when you had a housecat
- >if you put a koosh ball next to them, they’ll be afraid of it and not want to touch it
- >you tried it with a dog, too
- >same result
- >so you head to the dollar store and pick up as many of them as you can
- >after you tuck Fluffyshy in that night, you sneak back into her safe room and attach the koosh balls to the ceiling
- >you sneak back out and fall asleep
- >when you wake up in the morning, you head straight for her room
- >the balls are still attached to the roof
- >perfect
- >”Hey, Fluffyshy.”
- >you give her a little shake, and she gives an annoyed whine
- >”Daddy has a special present for you.”
- >”Spechul pwesant?”
- >she sits up, still half-asleep
- >”Yeah. Check it out.”
- >you cut down one of the koosh balls and watch it plop down next to her
- >she shrieks and leaps out of her bed
- >”S-sc-scawy m-mu-m-munster wan hewt Fwuffyshy! Hewp, daddeh!”
- >you cut down all of the balls, one by one
- >each one lets out a stream of terrified yelps
- >on the last one, she curls up into herself and doesn’t move
- >”Wasn’t that a great prank, Fluffyshy?”
- >nothing, not even crying
- >”Fluffyshy?”
- >you walk up to her
- >she’s rigid and not breathing
- >”Oh, no…”
- >you lean a bit closer
- >and then she jumps up
- >”Boo! Scawed oou, daddeh!”
- >you laugh
- >”Yeah, you got me good, didn’t you?”
- >she nods
- >”Bawws no scawy! Bawws fun!”
- >as if to demonstrate, she leaps onto the balls and rolls them arounds, laughing happily
- >Fluffyshy is better at pranking than you are
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