Sage and IF girltalk

infiniteFervor [IF] has started espering turnstileGadabout [TG].
[IF] hi bear
[TG] Oh hey there!
[TG] I'm sorry I like...
[TG] scared you off beforeeee?
[IF] yeah i
[IF] well
[IF] i was kinda not thinking straight
[IF] my head is full of fuck
[TG] Haha ok.
[TG] How are you doing?
[IF] im
[IF] oh wow
[IF] i dont really...
[IF] i dont know how to describe it
[TG] Hmmmmmm ok where are you now?
[TG] Let's start there.
[IF] im at my house! with a... friend i think.
[TG] Oh that's nice.
[TG] I mean...
[TG] if whoever that is really is your fiend!
[TG] Er...
[TG] ^friend.
[IF] im trying to work up the nerve to just say what i want to say but i cant really believe it myself
[TG] Ooooooooh!
[TG] Sounds like you waaaant to...
[TG] confess something to them? ;)
[IF] we uh..
[IF] wehadanarmwrestlingcontestandthenijustkindamadeoutwithhimanditwasawesome
[TG] Woah!
[TG] What?
[TG] Geez didn't know this game was getting sooooo
[TG] steamy.
[IF] and now we're just sitting around alchemizing and he's over there with his muscles and charmy personality and i
[IF] just want too
[IF] to
[IF] asasldgdsg
[TG] Haha you're so cute.
[TG] You should just tell him you like him or make out with him or whatever!
[IF] i just wanted to talk to someone
[IF] i've never really interacted with people before
[TG] You haven't talked to people before this?
[TG] That's craaaazy!
[IF] no i mean, well.. it's a long story
[IF] and.. well
[IF] i've lived on an island my entire life, i hadn't even seen a human before all this occured
[IF] person*
[TG] Haha and the first person you meet you totally make out with.
[TG] Man you're cool we should meet up.
[TG] We could totally go into the deets.
[TG] Get some straight up giggling going.

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[TG] Uhhhhh hello?
[TG] Oh man did I say something wrong again?
[TG] AUGH I forgot to ask you for your name again!
[TG] Seriously just go for it IF!
[TG] Get the make outs!
[TG] Uhhhh peace out I'm going to go fight some things!
[IF] oh sorry im still here, i was distracted by daniels bulging muscles
[TG] Omg you're such a lovebird!
[TG] Daniel, huh? Don't think I knoooow who that is.
[TG] What's he like?
[IF] im a motherfucking regular casanova
[IF] he's like, a time traveler i guess?
[IF] thats pretty hot. he calls me princess
[IF] and swings around this fucking axe like its nothing
[IF] his esper initials are WW
[TG] A time traveler??? :o
[TG] Surprise aside that's really sweet!
[TG] Soooo....
[TG] You haven't told him you like him yet?
[IF] its not really that
[IF] im sure he knows
[IF] weve kissed enough
[IF] i just.. wanted to see if you or anyone else had any idea what its all about
[IF] uh, relationships that is
[TG] Oh you're talking to the right person.
[TG] Trust me I've had like a bajillion boyfriends.
[TG] OK more like 12 but the point still stands.
[IF] so you are..
[IF] you can be considered
[IF] a love guru?
[IF] teach me the ways, how do i do
[IF] relationships?
[TG] I'm a regular cupid trust me.
[TG] So you're looking for like...
[TG] A committed relationship?
[IF] i... dont know?
[TG] Huh well maybe that's too much for  you right now.
[TG] You know a lot of perople
[TG] ^people
[IF] its too much? what are you saying?
[TG] get really caught up in labels and  what their relationship should be called and boundaries and all that.
[TG] But maybe you should just start with your feelings, and see where things go from there!
[TG] I meannnntttt.....
[TG] If you really haven't been around people at all, maybe you should just start from the basics.
[TG] Which would be like... how you feel
[TG] about the other person, and what they
[TG] feel about you!
[IF] just.. go with the flow?
[TG] Yeah! That's the idea!
[TG] Just like start talking.
[IF] talking
[IF] ...okay then.
[TG] If you feel kind of scared about it.
[TG] That's super duper normal.
[IF] yes!
[IF] The
[IF] weird feeling
[IF] i dont know how to explain it
[IF] oh jesus he just looked at me
[IF] fucking
[TG]Hey you've gotta start somewhere.
[TG] Well actually I guess you already
[TG] started this biz with all of the
[TG] making of the outs.
[TG] Hmmmm.... I wonder how you should start the conversation.....
[TG] Maaayyybbbbeeee you could just try saying hi?
[TG] And then ask him how he's doing.
[TG] And then maybe you could try and compliment him or something...
[TG] That usually starts something.
[IF] i'll do that then
[IF] right now
[IF] thank you bear
[TG] Yes!
[TG] Go for it!
[IF] you continue to be the awesomest person
 [TG] Awwwww thanks.
[TG] Also tell me howwwww it goes.
[IF] as a stand aside, do you mind if i make clones of you?
[TG] ...
[TG] Sureeeeee....
[TG] Whatever that means.
[IF] k
[IF] thanks bai
infiniteFervor [IF] has ceased espering turnstileGadabout [TG].