Prologue

>You wake up during nighttime. On the pastures somewhere. In a place you have never been before.
>Your head is buzzing, your vision blurry and you have trouble keeping your balance.
>You try to rub your eyebrows.
>Something is wrong. You can't feel your fingers and your palm feels like it has a hole in it.
>You try to stand up, yet. You fall into where your belly used to be. Now named barrel.
"oKay. What happened last night?"
>As you collect your thoughts your senses come back to you and you realize what is wrong.
>Hooves. Horn. Ears. Muzzle. Mane. Tail.
>The realization takes a time to sink in. You respond in the most sensitive way.
"WHATTHEFUUUUUUUUUUCK!!"
>You screamed to the full moon many times. You have a funny way to deal with big surprises.
>After the minor outburst, you pull yourself back together again.
"Okay. Let's see. What's going on?"
>You inspect your environment looking for any visual clues that can pinpoint your location.
>Then you see it. There is a castle on the mountains at the horizon.
>It looks similar. Could it be?
>There seems to be a railroad that spirals from it. You can barely observe the train going down from it.
"Or maybe?... No way..."
>You said to no one, confused.
>You trot into the castle's direction. From time to time; you tripped into the mud.
>As you approach it you see...
"Ponyville?"
>Your curiosity got aroused even more. Then it hits you.
>Pone body. Castle in the mountains. An eerily similar town to Ponyville.
>This wasn't a coincidence. Nor was it an hallucination or a dream.
>Somehow you manage to arrive to Equestria.
>Finally. After endlessly reading the AiE, Pony Generals and other threads on /mlp/ it has finally happened.
>You are. Indeed. In Equestria.
>Your face when you realize this is true.
>You celebrate by inhaling. Then exhaling the next words:
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHH!!"
>This is probably the best day of your life.
>And so; it begins.