4chan Hazbin Hotel story: katie killjoys crush

story time from /hhg/ Thread #114 - Hazbin Hotel General and more.
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>ywn be katie killjoys crush when she was alive
>she never got the chance to tell you how she felt
>now shes the top bitch in hell and can have anything and anyone she wants
>except you anon.
>except you.
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Oh boy
>Katie sometimes gets drunk half way through a broadcast
>Shes a bi polar drunk
>She always either sobs about anon or beats the absolute shit out of Tom
>Mostly both
"I cann have everyFUCKINthin I wan but withou non its all bullshit!"
>"I uh... Weather do the weather!"
"Whah you thin youre better then me?! Is tha fuckin it you limp dick piECE OF-"
>"The next week is going to be shitty with a chance of acid rain on sunday"
>Crashes can be heard in the background
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>anon ends up in hell and ends up working at the news station.
>Katie flips her shit.
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>She always has problems with talking to anon
>She stutters alot
>Cant keep eye contact
>Has a hard time focusing on the topic
>Internally screaming the whole time
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>when she finally goes up to anon to confess he doesn't even recognize her
>she is crushed
>Has to go to charlie for help
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Speaking of recognizing, how would they even recognize each other?
Unless anon looks and sounds exactly like he did in life or extremely similar to it how could she recognize him?
>He puts his human name in the application form
>Katie almost threw it out because using your human name in hell is seen as pretentious
>Then realization hit her like a truck
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Kek
>Charlie smugs the absolute shit out of Katie
>She makes her attend for rehab at the hotel
>Tonight is the whole everyone sitting in a circle, saying their names and the telling everyone how they feel thing
>"We have a new patron here! Please introduce yourself to everybody please!"
>Katie sighs in disgust and embarrassment
"My name is Katie Killjoy and I feels like wrapping my hands around your neck and squeezing until I hear a pop"
(trying to use italics, the word is pop if it doesn't show up)
>Charlie clears her throat
"Fine. I feel like I'm going to kill someone if I can't tell someone how I feel about them."
>Angel starts snickering
>"Is it Tommy? I see that love hate relationshi-GHAAAGH!!"
>Katie is Homering Angel
>"Katie get off him! Angel don't antagonize people!"
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>The Halloween party is going on at the hotel
>Charlie told Katie that anon would be there
>Thats the only reason she went
>"Ya know kat, it would be such a shame if someone got annie before you could."
"If you do that I'll make sure no one will ever fuck you again."
>"Pfft yeah yeah keep telling yourself that"
>Katie scowls as she watches Angel strut his way over to anon and flirt
>Shes pleasantly surprised when Angel looks offended and starts yelling
>"NOT YOUR TYPE?! IM FUCKIN EVERYONES TYPE!"
>>"You have no ass or hips. And you're fucking annoying."
>"THATS IT COMERE YA LITTLE SHIT!"
>Katie blushes
>Anons type is her
>Wipe hips, great ass, not an annoyance
>If she plays her cards right she can finally have Anon
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>Bunny suit Katie looks at Anon
>She steals Husk's drink and takes a swig of liquid courage
>She struts over to Anon and gently grabs his chin to make him look at her
"I've had my eyes on you for quite a while Anon, I'll keep this short. I like you. I WANT you. And I always get what I want."
>Anon's spaghetti is falling out of his pockets
>"I-i uh that's uh I..."
"That's nice sweetie, hiw about we ditch this party and get ourselves a room and have the night of our unlives?"
>Anon nods dumbly
>"O-okay"
"Great! Now let's go!"
>As they go on their way to an empty room Katie Flips Angel off as she passes
"Better luck next time spider whore!"