A Nightmare at Fazbears

( ) = writer notes
Original: https://youtu.be/fVbaYFVUbLo
Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTaiNgB8du4

Now I have a story that i'd like to tell
About this bear, you all know 'em, he has me scared as hell
He's what the children see after they crawl into bed
He's fluffed up like a teddy, yeah, his name is Fred!
He entertains little kids every single day
And when the pizzeria's closed, he's active anyway
He's cute during the day but it's the night when i'm scared
I can't believe that there's a nightmare...at Fazbears!

It was a Monday evening, 6:00 on the dot
And I was visiting anon who lives two blocks
So the guy and I thought that it would be based
If we loaded up the Steam store and played the vidya game
I blocked Bonnie, then blocked Chika
Then I blocked uhh some Fox i've never seen in my life
But that was ight because the hours were up
Then the next day I got killed, screaming "Fk!"
Havin' fun playin' a game
And something 'bout Five Nights was the game that we played
The way it started was decent, you know, nothin' real fancy
About this robot named Fred and you play security
But yo, when I had beat it, I said "yo, that was tight!"
And everything seemed alright through the night
But at my new job, overnight shift, scared
That began the nightmare...at Fasbears!

I had entered in the office, looked abandoned
And there on the radio set was this guy and
He said to me (use an AI voice or your own for the next line) "It's day 1, should be easy"
I was looking all around the room, and it was freaky
I checked out the cameras, to look around
I thought to myself "Nothing interesting found"
But when I checked again, I noticed something had moved
I had freaked out at first, my head mustve been loose
I thought nothing of it as I searched the next room
I checked the Pirate's Cove, and then I almost choked
When I saw this ugly thing with its beady eyes
It said (try to use either an AI voice or your own voice for this part) "You're not a rockstar, so now you must die!"
Man, I didn't even wait to see what it was
I shut both of the doors and said "Fk you, bruh!"
I checked out all the cameras, their attacks were delayin'
Then thought "Oh, I get it, I must be playin!"
I opened both doors with a grin on my grill
I figured since this is a game, I might as well get ill!
I looked at the suits, the big bun' and chick
Then Freddy killed all that sh1t real quick

He looked me through the cam and said (use a Freddy AI voice for this or your own acting voice) "Here's what you'll do,
You're gonna be a member of my crew
You're gonna work for me every night and day
I'll use your body, won't need your brain"
I said "Yo, Fred, I got your game figured out
I know you're close when the camera gets fuzzy, blurred out
Look, i'll be honest, man, this job ain't it
I'm just a human, Fred, not an animatronic!
The robots got mad and their speed started gainin'
But I thought "What the heck, i'm only gamin'!"
I said "Please leave, guys, so I can do my job!
But give me a call, make sure it's after 6'oclock!"
I closed up all the doors and said "Ain't going nowhere!"
Then I lit up all the lights and said "Fk you, bear!"
It got dim, the lights turned off, won't turn back on
My laugh was gone, I thought "Hold up, what's wrong?"
It wasn't a game, man, I started to freak
And said "Uhh, Freddy, I was just kiddin, believe me!"
Sat in the dark as the doors opened wide
Looked all around with nowhere to hide
Hyperventilating, thoughts in my head
I said "Oh please, do something with Fred!"
His eyes lighting up, I heard the music through the dark
Tried to get me, but the alarm went off

And then silence! The clock said 6am
I said "hehe, I was never scared of none of them!"
Until I noticed Fred still standing there
And that was proof that there had been a nightmare at Fazbears

(For some reason pastebin won't let me post it with the ending dialouge so here's the end if you want to act it out: https://hastebin.com/share/moqirubanu.php)