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- 2:38 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: it's 2 in the morning, i haven't slept more than 4 hours at a time in the past 4 days, and i'm downloading some really solid deep house, 100% genuine elevator music, and a narrated collection of frog calls from some shitty /mu/ sharthread
- 2:38 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: you can't kill me
- 2:38 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: i'm already dead
- 2:49 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: wait nvm this was totally worth someone posted the simcity 3000 OST and the Age of Empires 2 Discography
- "let me know how all of the sexual intercourses goes with all the women after you smoke all that weed... I know how the life of a young thug goes" - paul
- 4:20 AM - mr randomz (1): money shot
- 4:20 AM - beyblade sex toys: money shot
- 6:26 PM - beyblade sex toys: knock knock
- 6:26 PM - [!?] ThatBronyShpee™ ( ͡° ͜: ssssssssssddddfghj
- ObeseSplashGuyᵖᵒᵒᵗᶦˢ : alto couldn't hit a barn of cheese let alone a box ;3
- * ᵖoᵒtᶦs pᵒoᵗiˢ changed name to Shh! BARN OF CHEESE
- 8:26 PM - smh: I'll have you know I was the first Steel 4s Lower Bracket Winner, I've won the special olympics before Alto even started complaining about Alamo so you should check your priviledge you cis white herobrine.
- 2:19 AM - PogromChamp: fucking 6 people looking at a staircase and our flank got abducted by aliens
- 3:21 PM - Miggy | FLan.TF: ive nutted at work before
- 3:21 PM - Miggy | FLan.TF: no shame
- Leagle : it's 5 am in finland
- Justjoshin' : they are NA not fiji
- ᵐᵒʳᵃ : Where is America anyways? Is it somewhere in Finland?
- DA PIRATE : do you like muselk? :D
- DA PIRATE : isnt he from america? do you know him personaly?
- 9:21 PM - MR FAST 2.0: I'M IN A MM WITH B4NNY WHAT DO I ALIAS
- 9:21 PM - Lucky Extrema | Bad Luck Brian: MINION b4nny
- 9:21 PM - MR FAST 2.0 has changed their name to MINION b4nny.
- Jerry Seinfeld : whats the deal with kritz
- 7:44 PM - shotaway: ive heard suicide by cop is a quick way to go out
- 4:22 AM - : ): Every minute you dont answer is a minute that a non-paid-for mercator projection map gets sent to your house.
- "did I miss anything?" - pomf
- "he hasn't done anything since the scream" - thomas
- "just like van gogh" - hostile
- [3:52:50 AM] Space Ghost's Coffee: ha ha smoke weed
- "I have over 800 pictures [of anime butts] saved" - Lehcs
- Get your chucks in. I sincerely hope they boost your self esteem to new highs. Since we are going to continue with the personal attacks, allow me to rebut. I actually give less than a fuck about your opinion of me as a player or as a person. Same goes with Spu. So continue on attempting to boost yourself up while trying to walk over someone else. I am going to continue with my UGC play time as if you never existed. To clarify, I never once claimed to be a rising star, or even good. I did say, correctly, that with gold haven been stagnated for seasons, I had much less opportunity to even get tryouts.
- "MERCY IN A BIKINI MMMMMM WOMAN" - eerie
- bote brick joined team DOOR
- bote brick : god no
- 4:55 AM - smug: i think i just woke up my family by shouting "fucking niggers"
- "when I'm president I'm gonna find out how to make shadow duels real and when I do syath is the first soul in the abyss" - Kev
- 6:25 PM - ddnut.Kamil LF HL Subs: Hello, stahldan sheelher, god of nut said you might be able to help me out with ramjam?
- 4:35 AM - smug: i mean your a meatball in florida
- 4:35 AM - smug: you left the pasta in sicily
- peaked @flan: isn't this the game where you fuck your classmates and send your kids off to war
- az: y e s
- peaked @flan: P E R F E C T
- peaked @flan: i've always wanted to be a dad from the 1900s.
- az: put that on yo0ur own pastebin
- "why do you need to shave your asshole anyway, who's gonna be down there?" - shady
- "me" - mason
- meme theoretics, et al : sifu how many dicks did you suck for those unusuals
- meme theoretics, et al : since watching you play scout, you blow
- Sifu Ip Man : none I used the money from your insults to buy them
- "fuck it i'm leaving this house this possessed cheese wheel can go haunt someone else" - zoey
- 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: Wait you lost your job?
- 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: Wtf?
- 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: during the great depression a lot of people lost their jobs and resorted to stupid, awful ideas.
- 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: You lose your job and bring back dedoris.
- 4:23 AM - aurae patnixx: i mean who else would name themselves after fictional women haha
- 4:23 AM - aurae patnixx: ...i love women...
- 1:51 AM - az: alto im ending it all
- 1:52 AM - READING MOON AAAAAAAAAA: finally
- 1:53 AM - az: yea i'll see you in that big clown fiesta in the sky
- 1:53 AM - az is now Offline.
- 5:21 AM - Chu: What has become of your comments? There used to be some mean memes in there - some monster maymays. Now all I see is nutshack, dog21, and some disgusting おtくapologize to you. Clearly this is all due to our country's immigration issues. We'll build a wall for you. We'll make our county great once more and in the process return your comments to the low life degenerate meme soup it once was. Don't give up hope.
- 5:22 AM - Chu: I may be drunk and it may be 5 3 in the morning
- 5:22 AM - Chu: But God I live anime
- 5:22 AM - Chu: さよなら
- "this vr shit is really great it's like i'm standing next to tracer just pumping her full of my reddit gold" - syath
- 4:23 AM - Kresnik: my boy max
- 4:23 AM - Kresnik: the autisit
- 7:53 PM - gettin zoingered: gonna get
- 7:53 PM - track: u mad
- 7:53 PM - gettin zoingered: weekly pregames with source's
- 7:53 PM - track: okay
- 12:25 AM - : DDDDDD: and actually I think we might not do thurs anyway
- 12:25 AM - : DDDDDD: Bv was open last night but now it's filled
- 12:26 AM - duckrider32: i am a litteral god rofl
- 12:26 AM - duckrider32: like
- 12:27 AM - duckrider32: no1s even fuicking near my level of divinity LMAO
- 2:47 AM - zuchima has changed their name to 1 rooting tooting motherfucker.
- 2:47 AM - 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: henlo lizer
- 2:47 AM - 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: helllo you STINKY LIZARD
- 2:47 AM - 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: go eat a fly ugly
- "i'll suck dicks for free fuck the olive garden" - kai
- "facesitting is fine but i don't know if i'm about sticking my tongue up a shit-" - freelander
- "WHY NOT" - trapster
- "isn't a metalbender that guy from futurama?" -squa
- "if your opinions on globalism are the only things keeping you from eating something that isn't dominos then i don't know what to say, i'm out" - mason to syath
- 12:49 PM - LegendaryR'QA: How am I not on your nerds and weaboos list?
- 2:35 PM - nohrian scum: when have we ever had a chatlog before?
- 2:35 PM - LegendaryR'QA: good point
- "yo i'm finna hit that YEET, holla @ya boi!" - zag, 5:56 AM
- "i would let you sell me cocaine" - syath
- NAIISUU: these neanderthals pugging honestly kill my brain cells LOL i wish luneans sister could ride me instead of this
- NAIISUU: k how hot would it be if i laid a cleveland steamer on her jugs
- j❤sh #imwithher: memento mori doesnt even have to try i could be licking luneans sisters cunt and still drop 800 dpm
- Blu j❤sh #imwithher freekladners getting oujt sniped
- Blu j❤sh #imwithher by a monkey on a tricycle
- Blu oblivion LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
- Red GoodLookingGamer™ LMFAO
- Red Unicorn Wizard alto becomes 20 times more powerful in 4s
- Blu oblivion IM CRYING
- "4s to alto is like viaduct to clockwork" - uni
- 3:50 AM - lettuce: MATING PRESS ACTIVATE
- 3:50 AM - lettuce: *various machine noises*
- mommy_i_need_to_poo_poo_2014 : *DEAD* dK Karl : mommy poopied on me
- 10:01 PM - goober: me and skeez were like bombers inbound infantry push up from the rear please
- "mamma mia, i'm on the spectrum!" - mason
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