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Jan 31st, 2017
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  1. 2:38 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: it's 2 in the morning, i haven't slept more than 4 hours at a time in the past 4 days, and i'm downloading some really solid deep house, 100% genuine elevator music, and a narrated collection of frog calls from some shitty /mu/ sharthread
  2. 2:38 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: you can't kill me
  3. 2:38 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: i'm already dead
  4. 2:49 AM - A DJENT CHRISTMAS, WITH ONIICHAN: wait nvm this was totally worth someone posted the simcity 3000 OST and the Age of Empires 2 Discography
  5.  
  6. "let me know how all of the sexual intercourses goes with all the women after you smoke all that weed... I know how the life of a young thug goes" - paul
  7.  
  8. 4:20 AM - mr randomz (1): money shot
  9. 4:20 AM - beyblade sex toys: money shot
  10.  
  11. 6:26 PM - beyblade sex toys: knock knock
  12. 6:26 PM - [!?] ThatBronyShpee™ ( ͡° ͜: ssssssssssddddfghj
  13.  
  14. ObeseSplashGuyᵖᵒᵒᵗᶦˢ : alto couldn't hit a barn of cheese let alone a box ;3
  15. * ᵖoᵒtᶦs pᵒoᵗiˢ changed name to Shh! BARN OF CHEESE
  16.  
  17. 8:26 PM - smh: I'll have you know I was the first Steel 4s Lower Bracket Winner, I've won the special olympics before Alto even started complaining about Alamo so you should check your priviledge you cis white herobrine.
  18.  
  19. 2:19 AM - PogromChamp: fucking 6 people looking at a staircase and our flank got abducted by aliens
  20.  
  21. 3:21 PM - Miggy | FLan.TF: ive nutted at work before
  22. 3:21 PM - Miggy | FLan.TF: no shame
  23.  
  24. Leagle : it's 5 am in finland
  25. Justjoshin' : they are NA not fiji
  26. ᵐᵒʳᵃ : Where is America anyways? Is it somewhere in Finland?
  27. DA PIRATE : do you like muselk? :D
  28. DA PIRATE : isnt he from america? do you know him personaly?
  29.  
  30. 9:21 PM - MR FAST 2.0: I'M IN A MM WITH B4NNY WHAT DO I ALIAS
  31. 9:21 PM - Lucky Extrema | Bad Luck Brian: MINION b4nny
  32. 9:21 PM - MR FAST 2.0 has changed their name to MINION b4nny.
  33.  
  34. Jerry Seinfeld : whats the deal with kritz
  35.  
  36. 7:44 PM - shotaway: ive heard suicide by cop is a quick way to go out
  37.  
  38. 4:22 AM - : ): Every minute you dont answer is a minute that a non-paid-for mercator projection map gets sent to your house.
  39.  
  40. "did I miss anything?" - pomf
  41. "he hasn't done anything since the scream" - thomas
  42. "just like van gogh" - hostile
  43.  
  44. [3:52:50 AM] Space Ghost's Coffee: ha ha smoke weed
  45.  
  46. "I have over 800 pictures [of anime butts] saved" - Lehcs
  47.  
  48. Get your chucks in. I sincerely hope they boost your self esteem to new highs. Since we are going to continue with the personal attacks, allow me to rebut. I actually give less than a fuck about your opinion of me as a player or as a person. Same goes with Spu. So continue on attempting to boost yourself up while trying to walk over someone else. I am going to continue with my UGC play time as if you never existed. To clarify, I never once claimed to be a rising star, or even good. I did say, correctly, that with gold haven been stagnated for seasons, I had much less opportunity to even get tryouts.
  49.  
  50. "MERCY IN A BIKINI MMMMMM WOMAN" - eerie
  51.  
  52. bote brick joined team DOOR
  53. bote brick : god no
  54.  
  55. 4:55 AM - smug: i think i just woke up my family by shouting "fucking niggers"
  56.  
  57. "when I'm president I'm gonna find out how to make shadow duels real and when I do syath is the first soul in the abyss" - Kev
  58.  
  59. 6:25 PM - ddnut.Kamil LF HL Subs: Hello, stahldan sheelher, god of nut said you might be able to help me out with ramjam?
  60.  
  61. 4:35 AM - smug: i mean your a meatball in florida
  62. 4:35 AM - smug: you left the pasta in sicily
  63.  
  64. peaked @flan: isn't this the game where you fuck your classmates and send your kids off to war
  65. az: y e s
  66. peaked @flan: P E R F E C T
  67. peaked @flan: i've always wanted to be a dad from the 1900s.
  68. az: put that on yo0ur own pastebin
  69.  
  70. "why do you need to shave your asshole anyway, who's gonna be down there?" - shady
  71. "me" - mason
  72.  
  73. meme theoretics, et al : sifu how many dicks did you suck for those unusuals
  74. meme theoretics, et al : since watching you play scout, you blow
  75. Sifu Ip Man : none I used the money from your insults to buy them
  76.  
  77. "fuck it i'm leaving this house this possessed cheese wheel can go haunt someone else" - zoey
  78.  
  79. 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: Wait you lost your job?
  80. 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: Wtf?
  81. 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: during the great depression a lot of people lost their jobs and resorted to stupid, awful ideas.
  82. 11:43 PM - ur playing kogmaw rofl: You lose your job and bring back dedoris.
  83.  
  84. 4:23 AM - aurae patnixx: i mean who else would name themselves after fictional women haha
  85. 4:23 AM - aurae patnixx: ...i love women...
  86.  
  87. 1:51 AM - az: alto im ending it all
  88. 1:52 AM - READING MOON AAAAAAAAAA: finally
  89. 1:53 AM - az: yea i'll see you in that big clown fiesta in the sky
  90. 1:53 AM - az is now Offline.
  91.  
  92. 5:21 AM - Chu: What has become of your comments? There used to be some mean memes in there - some monster maymays. Now all I see is nutshack, dog21, and some disgusting おtくapologize to you. Clearly this is all due to our country's immigration issues. We'll build a wall for you. We'll make our county great once more and in the process return your comments to the low life degenerate meme soup it once was. Don't give up hope.
  93. 5:22 AM - Chu: I may be drunk and it may be 5 3 in the morning
  94. 5:22 AM - Chu: But God I live anime
  95. 5:22 AM - Chu: さよなら
  96.  
  97. "this vr shit is really great it's like i'm standing next to tracer just pumping her full of my reddit gold" - syath
  98.  
  99. 4:23 AM - Kresnik: my boy max
  100. 4:23 AM - Kresnik: the autisit
  101.  
  102. 7:53 PM - gettin zoingered: gonna get
  103. 7:53 PM - track: u mad
  104. 7:53 PM - gettin zoingered: weekly pregames with source's
  105. 7:53 PM - track: okay
  106.  
  107. 12:25 AM - : DDDDDD: and actually I think we might not do thurs anyway
  108. 12:25 AM - : DDDDDD: Bv was open last night but now it's filled
  109. 12:26 AM - duckrider32: i am a litteral god rofl
  110. 12:26 AM - duckrider32: like
  111. 12:27 AM - duckrider32: no1s even fuicking near my level of divinity LMAO
  112.  
  113. 2:47 AM - zuchima has changed their name to 1 rooting tooting motherfucker.
  114. 2:47 AM - 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: henlo lizer
  115. 2:47 AM - 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: helllo you STINKY LIZARD
  116. 2:47 AM - 1 rooting tooting motherfucker: go eat a fly ugly
  117.  
  118. "i'll suck dicks for free fuck the olive garden" - kai
  119.  
  120. "facesitting is fine but i don't know if i'm about sticking my tongue up a shit-" - freelander
  121. "WHY NOT" - trapster
  122.  
  123. "isn't a metalbender that guy from futurama?" -squa
  124.  
  125. "if your opinions on globalism are the only things keeping you from eating something that isn't dominos then i don't know what to say, i'm out" - mason to syath
  126.  
  127. 12:49 PM - LegendaryR'QA: How am I not on your nerds and weaboos list?
  128. 2:35 PM - nohrian scum: when have we ever had a chatlog before?
  129. 2:35 PM - LegendaryR'QA: good point
  130.  
  131. "yo i'm finna hit that YEET, holla @ya boi!" - zag, 5:56 AM
  132. "i would let you sell me cocaine" - syath
  133.  
  134. NAIISUU: these neanderthals pugging honestly kill my brain cells LOL i wish luneans sister could ride me instead of this
  135. NAIISUU: k how hot would it be if i laid a cleveland steamer on her jugs
  136. j❤sh #imwithher: memento mori doesnt even have to try i could be licking luneans sisters cunt and still drop 800 dpm
  137.  
  138. Blu j❤sh #imwithher freekladners getting oujt sniped
  139. Blu j❤sh #imwithher by a monkey on a tricycle
  140.  
  141. Blu oblivion LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  142. Red GoodLookingGamer™ LMFAO
  143. Red Unicorn Wizard alto becomes 20 times more powerful in 4s
  144. Blu oblivion IM CRYING
  145. "4s to alto is like viaduct to clockwork" - uni
  146.  
  147. 3:50 AM - lettuce: MATING PRESS ACTIVATE
  148. 3:50 AM - lettuce: *various machine noises*
  149.  
  150. mommy_i_need_to_poo_poo_2014 : *DEAD* dK Karl : mommy poopied on me
  151. 10:01 PM - goober: me and skeez were like bombers inbound infantry push up from the rear please
  152.  
  153. "mamma mia, i'm on the spectrum!" - mason
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