BFF 3

"Oooh, that's right!  Today's the first day of Mr. Rabbit's Make A Fundae!"

That would explain the surprisingly long line going we got stuck behind.  I'm familiar enough with the area to know that this line is bending around a couple of blocks and...at the rate we're moving the little shop will be closed way before we get there.  I stood up straight from my slouch, stretched a little, and tapped the man in front of me on the shoulder.  "Hey, how long have you been standing in line?"  He casually brushed me off and put his hand above his eyes, like he was looking for someone or something.  If he's looking for someone then we're probably better off just going somewhere.  "I'm sorry Hibari, it doesn't look like we're going to be getting inside today."  She frowned and started fidgeting in place, making it really hard to just give up on her like this.  "We've got plenty of food back at our place, why don't we just make our o-"

Before I had a chance to react Hibari's hand shot past me and she patted the man on the shoulder nonstop trying to get his attention.  "Excuse me Mr. White-Haired man we'd really like it if you let us through so we can make our own fundae so could we please...cut in...front of..."  I've never seen her so determined before, she looks like she's ready to fight.  What made her slow down like that...
Oh.  I turned to see a much shorter woman with glasses in front of the man, who only turned his head, and they were both glaring at Hibari.  If it Hibari wasn't...herself I would've made them think twice about giving us a dirty look like that but I'd rather not risk getting her hurt.  "Don't mind her, she's a little cranky and missed out on her favorite snack."  I turned Hibari around and gently pushed out of line while smiling and trying to get that couple to quit staring at us like we wronged them.  That man looked kind of cool from what I could see, I just wish I could've gotten a better look at his face.  "Why can't you get like that when we're on missions?"  I asked, trying to break the tension as we put distance between us and that crazy line.  I can't shake the feeling that someone is watching us...if that couple is following us I need to get Hibari out of sight quick.

"Missions aren't as fun as this, even when I'm with everyone else."  She said as I gently motioned for her to go hide somewhere.  "Um...what's going on?"

"Oh it's nothing, don't worry about it.  I just need to take care of a little something before it becomes a big problem.  You can head home if you'd like, I'll catch up with you in a little bit."  I flashed the biggest smile I could and did a few leg stretches and made sure she hid herself in a nearby alleyway.  "Alright, you can show yourselves already!"  As far as I could tell I was the only one on this street so I think I'm free to go all out for a change...until a woman in a plain green jacket and black skirt dropped from the sky stayed on one knee.

"Katsuragi, 3rd year of Hanzou Academy."  I've barely heard her speak and I can already tell she's going to be a pain to deal with.  "You were a fool to think that sending your friend away would save her.  She's next."

"I understand your enthusiasm Imu but,"  a deeper voice came behind me and I turned to see the white haired ma-  "I'd rather continue trying to get everyone else up to speed, namely your sister, before crushing Hanzou."  Those ripped jeans showing off tiny glimpses of fair skin, that white T-shirt hiding those feminine assets and...that face!  That's no man, it's just a very handsome woman!  "We're part of a team and we have to at least let the others attempt to prove that they're worthy of...what's with the dumbfounded look?  Do all Hanzou Academy students space out like this?"

"Hm?"  I snapped out of my trance and slapped a little sense back into myself.  "No, I'm a savant when it comes to sexy ladies but this is the first time I've ever come across a...a handsome woman!"  Before I could lunge at her a few quick footsteps approached me from me behind and I turned to-"Gah!"  Just in time to be blinded by a brilliant flash of light and I could barely make out a red staff straight for my throat.

"A team is unnecessary, I'm all you need, Miyabi."  The girl with the gold-tipped staff said as my vision came back.  "I've already got Katsuragi at my mercy, just give me the word."

"That's a dirty trick, blinding someone and getting the jump on them.  Where's the fun in that?"  This Imu girl is the one I had heard about, but she's nowhere near as big as I hoped she would be.  I need to think of something and turn the situation around or else...

"Fun?  The Hebijo Clandestine Elite use any means necessary to get the job done.  Enough talk, your end is near!"

"But using your forehead?  Isn't that a little embarrassing?"

She gasped and immediately backed up, clutching her forehead with her free hand and got red in the face.  "M-Miyabi?"  I've got a lucky break, now to take of her friend and I can get to work!  "Miyabi!"  Imu looked past me and turned an even deeper red as I turned back to see what's been keeping her handsome friend silent.

"No fighting!"  Hibari managed to restrain Miyabi and was...groping her from behind!  Her technique was a little sloppy but she was keeping her in check regardless.  "We're all...going to be...friends here...nngh..."

"Heehee, let me show you how it's done Hibari."  I sprinted away from Imu and joined Hibari in keeping our new acquaintances in check.  I got behind Miyabi as well and grabbed hold of her right boob and got a firm grip.  "Don't mind us, Miyabi, this is just our way of saying hello~"

"Tch..."  She gritted her teeth and looked straight forward, doing her best to not cave into our antics.  "You're both...revolting.  I won't give you the satisfaction!  Imu, don't hold ba-aahn~"

"Ohoo~"  I felt her whole body jolt as I tightened my grip on her chest.  If she isn't going to resist then I'll have to make her cave.  "Take another step and I'll do more than play with her boobs~"  I said sexily, taking care to not lose a beat as I massaged Miyabi.  "What a waste.  Do you always make her wear the pants in the relationship?"

"You w-"  Imu took a step forward, and true to my word I took my other hand and slid my hand down our lucky victim's back.

"Um, Katsuragi?"  Hibari finally spoke up again and tried to get my attention behind Miyabi's back.  We've got her to the point where she's beginning to shiver so I think it's alright if I spoke with my student in private.  "What do you plan doing to her?"
I grinned and spoke loud enough for Miyabi to hear.  "I plan on making her feel like a woman~"  She jumped and tried to break free, but with how weak she must be feeling combined with the two of us holding her by the boob I was free to take my time and tease her a bit.  "You should thank your friend for what I'm about to do to you."

"N-no, you don't understand, we're not like-aaah!"  I gave her firm butt a poke and let my finger rest there to savor the moment.  But we can't stand around like this all day and gently stroked her inner thigh.  "I'll...destroy...yo..."  I could feel the muscles in her leg-no, I could feel her tensing all over as her legs clamped together before loosened up and collapsed, slipping from our grip.

"M-MIYABI!"  Imu came stumbling toward and immediately began trying to shake her partner awake but it was no use.

"You should teach your friend here how to loosen up a bit.  She's going to end up like this if you two ever-"  I nearly choked on my words as a strange murderous intent poured out from what I assume was Miyabi.  I couldn't put my finger on what was so weird about it but I wasn't planning on sticking around to find out.  "Hibari, we're leaving."  I've never meant anything as I did at that moment and I took the initiative by lifting her on to my back and running back home as if our lives depended on it.

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"That manly looking lady got real scary all of a sudden."

"Yeah...she did..."  I said as I caught my breath as we approached the school gates.  "Don't worry about it...she'll thank me later.  Sorry about almost getting you into that mess back there."

"I thought it was kind of fun."  She reassured me as she got off my back.  "I didn't think I'd make a lot of progress on the first day anyway but..."  Hibari paused as Yagyuu appeared from the main entry to the school, looking pale as a ghost.  "I think Yagyuu needs me as much as I need her, but I won't ever forget what you taught me."  She gave me a hug and skipped towards our classmate with open arms.

"It was pretty disastrous..."  I mumbled to myself.  I should've played it safe and looked for a familiar pair instead of endangering her like that.  As long as she's happy and I guess that's what matters in the end...although I wish it had ended on a better note.

"Hey."

"For once I want today to end already!"  I braced myself and turned to see none other than Hikage, in her long red sweater and boots, leaning against the school gate.  She tilted her head and motioned with her hand to follow her, and I did so without hesitation.  I'm probably a fool for following her but maybe fighting her a couple of rounds will help me unwind.