On The Next Bonkfeld!

>be me, bonky
>with my friend pickle homer
>i'm trying to convince him he needs a vacation
>he never likes to go anywhere
>i tell him, "you need to get away for a month or so"
>he says, "i can't, my plants need watering."
>so i say, "what plants? there is no plant in your apartment."
>he says, "i have five plants, bonky."
>i say, "when did you get five plants?"
>he says, "i bought them yesterday."
>i say, "these are not plants, they are plastic palm trees."
>he says, "these are plants, bonky. these are very good plants."
>i say, "these are plastic palm trees."
>he says, "i grow these indoors."
>i ask him what he would do if he went on a vacation for a month
>he says, "take pictures."
>i say, "that's not a vacation, that's taking pictures of your vacation."
>suddenly cosmo kramer bursts through the door, holding a gun, and
>says, "whoa, dude, i'm gonna need your holiday packages."