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  1. [22:20:22] <KingOfGunnies> LO, THOUGH IT MAY BE MOST DIFFICULT TO FIND A TITLE LOWER THAN THAT OF THE LOWLIEST OF THE LOW - THE LORDS - I HEREBY DEMOTE THEE, GUNNY_LORD, TO THE NEWLY-CREATED POSITION OF GUNNY FLUFFER
  2. [22:21:44] <KingOfGunnies> IF THOU DOTH NOT CHANGE THY NAME IN DUE COURSE, I.E. IMMEDIATELY, RETALIATORY ACTION WILL BE TAKEN
  3. [22:24:26] <Gunny_Lord> Awwww
  4. [22:24:31] <Gunny_Lord> whyyyyyyy?
  5. [22:24:38] <Gunny_Lord> Austin is double gunny.
  6. [22:24:48] =-= Gunny_Lord is now known as Gunny
  7. [22:26:52] <KingOfGunnies> HE IS AN HONORABLE DOUBLE
  8. [22:27:53] <Gunny> And what have I done to be dishonorable?
  9. [22:30:47] <KingOfGunnies> THY PRIDE
  10. [22:30:59] <KingOfGunnies> HAS BEEN THINE UNDOING
  11. [22:32:09] <KingOfGunnies> SPEAK, GUNNY FLUFFER
  12. [22:32:39] <Gunny> To be fair
  13. [22:32:40] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 0
  14. [22:32:45] <Gunny> Does someone with the name
  15. [22:32:47] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  16. [22:32:48] <Gunny> double gunny
  17. [22:32:48] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  18. [22:32:48] =-= Gunny was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  19. [22:32:49] -->| Gunny (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  20. [22:33:17] <KingOfGunnies> YOU WERE SAYING
  21. [22:33:26] <Gunny> deserve the title if he should have none?
  22. [22:33:27] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  23. [22:33:43] <Gunny> and the strikes are for?
  24. [22:33:43] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  25. [22:33:57] <KingOfGunnies> THY TITLE
  26. [22:34:09] <Gunny> Is gunny not suitable?
  27. [22:34:09] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  28. [22:34:09] =-= Gunny was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  29. [22:34:10] -->| Gunny (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  30. [22:34:15] <Gunny> And we're back.
  31. [22:34:16] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  32. [22:34:17] <KingOfGunnies> I HAVE GIVEN THEE A TITLE.
  33. [22:34:42] <Gunny> I'd prefer something else of a title.
  34. [22:34:43] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  35. [22:34:58] <KingOfGunnies> THOU MUST EARN IT, AS NOBLE DOUBLE_GUNNY DID
  36. [22:35:15] <Gunny> And how did double gunny learn his title?
  37. [22:35:15] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  38. [22:35:16] =-= Gunny was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  39. [22:35:17] -->| Gunny (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  40. [22:36:00] <KingOfGunnies> WHILE THE SHEER HUBRIS REQUIRED TO PROMOTE THYSELF IS INDEED IMPRESSIVE
  41. [22:36:04] <KingOfGunnies> PRIDE IS UNFORGIVEABLE
  42. [22:36:24] <KingOfGunnies> THOU HAST SULLIED THE NAME OF GUNNY LORDS EVERYWHERE, GUNNY FLUFFER
  43. [22:38:06] <Gunny> I have brought respect to guns of all kinds and a knowledge of them which is unrivaled by my peers. I have kept them inside even when those without knowledge would take them out where they might be perceived as a threat. I have cleaned and maintained those of which I possess, and I have endeavored to learn more of them whenever I can.
  44. [22:38:06] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  45. [22:39:13] <Gunny> Can you show me one of our peers who has done the same?
  46. [22:39:14] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  47. [22:39:15] <KingOfGunnies> AND THAT, YOU BELIEVE, EARNS YOU THE ONCE-GREAT TITLE OF "LORD?"
  48. [22:39:32] <Gunny> The name was not used for any amount of realism.
  49. [22:39:32] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  50. [22:39:33] =-= Gunny was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  51. [22:39:33] -->| Gunny (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  52. [22:40:08] <Gunny> It was instead used as in jest for the celebration of a rare article making it's voyage to me.
  53. [22:40:09] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  54. [22:40:23] <KingOfGunnies> JEST, YOU SAY?
  55. [22:40:39] <KingOfGunnies> HA, HA!
  56. [22:40:40] <Gunny> I was to take it down by midnight and return to a lesser title.
  57. [22:40:40] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  58. [22:41:01] <KingOfGunnies> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NUTS, OSCAR.
  59. [22:41:36] <Gunny> I'm not Oscar, and I'm only speaking the truth.
  60. [22:41:36] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  61. [22:41:37] =-= Gunny was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  62. [22:41:37] -->| Gunny (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  63. [22:42:21] <KingOfGunnies> BUT TO REPENT FOR THE SIN OF PRIDE, YOU MUST BE PREPARED TO ACCEPT MROE NUTS.
  64. [22:42:25] <KingOfGunnies> IN YOUR MOUTH.
  65. [22:42:29] <KingOfGunnies> GUNNY FLUFFER.
  66. [22:44:19] <KingOfGunnies> UNTIL MIDNIGHT EST, WHEREUPON YOUR PROMOTION WILL BE CONSIDERED.
  67. [22:44:20] <Gunny> I offer a counter-proposal.
  68. [22:44:21] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  69. [22:44:39] <KingOfGunnies> YOU ARE NOT IN ANY POSITION TO MAKE A COUNTER-PROPOSAL.
  70. [22:44:41] <Gunny> Allow me to prove myself worthy of the title [Gunny]
  71. [22:44:41] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  72. [22:45:26] <SleepyDave> wut
  73. [22:45:33] <SleepyDave> wut just happened
  74. [22:46:10] <Gunny> If I fail I will return to a title without the phrase gunny. If I succeed all I request is to wear the title of [Gunny]. Nothing more.
  75. [22:46:11] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  76. [22:46:11] =-= Gunny was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  77. [22:46:12] -->| Gunny (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  78. [22:46:23] <KingOfGunnies> WORTHY OR NOT, YOUR ACTIONS DEMAND RECOMPENSE.
  79. [22:47:14] <KingOfGunnies> I HAVE BEEN GENEROUS THUS FAR, AND YET YOU CONTINUE TO DEFY ME.
  80. [22:48:40] <KingOfGunnies> LORD SLEEPYDAVE, THESE ARE AFFAIRS OF THE GUNNY COURT. PLEASE, DO NOT MIND US.
  81. [22:49:37] <KingOfGunnies> HAIL, SLEEPYDAVIA.
  82. [22:52:15] <KingOfGunnies> GUNNY FLUFFER, IF YOU DO NOT CHANGE YOUR TITLE ACCORDINGLY WITHIN TEN MINUTES, WE WILL HAVE TO RECONSIDER YOUR PUNISHMENT.
  83. [22:52:16] <Gunny> Hail SleepyDave!
  84. [22:52:17] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  85. [22:53:15] <Gunny> I offer the title of a gunny in Training: [Gunny Bowitt]
  86. [22:53:16] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  87. [22:53:25] =-= Gunny is now known as Gunny_Bowitt
  88. [22:54:17] <KingOfGunnies> I OFFER THEE BANISHMENT
  89. [22:54:21] <SleepyDave> !search
  90. [22:54:26] =-= Mode ##sloopers +b *!*@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net by KingOfGunnies
  91. [22:54:27] <SleepyDave> whaaaaaaaaa
  92. [22:54:32] <SleepyDave> i didnt find anything?
  93. [22:55:34] <KingOfGunnies> HOW UNFORTUNATE! WOULD LORD SLEEPYDAVE ACCEPT TRIBUTE FROM THE COFFERS OF THE GUNNY COURT?
  94. [22:56:08] =-= Mode ##sloopers -b *!*@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net by KingOfGunnies
  95. [22:56:51] <Gunny_Bowitt> I offer money from my own personal account. Since I am afraid my affairs have prevented your actions of profit.
  96. [22:56:51] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  97. [22:56:51] =-= Gunny_Bowitt was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  98. [22:56:52] -->| Gunny_Bowitt (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  99. [22:57:04] <KingOfGunnies> I GROW TIRED OF THIS CHARADE, GUNNY FLUFFER
  100. [22:58:41] <KingOfGunnies> THREE MINUTES REMAIN
  101. [22:59:19] <Gunny_Bowitt> As I was going to say. I cannot accept the position of Gunny_fluffer, and I am a direct descendant of a true Gunny Lord: William Wirt Winchester, Son of Oliver Winchester.
  102. [22:59:19] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  103. [23:00:33] <KingOfGunnies> YOU CANNOT ACCEPT THE POSITION?
  104. [23:00:39] <Gunny_Bowitt> I am serious in my claim.
  105. [23:00:39] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  106. [23:00:59] <KingOfGunnies> KNOW THY PLACE, FLUFFER
  107. [23:01:12] <KingOfGunnies> YOU DO YOUR ANCESTRY DISHONOR
  108. [23:01:22] <Gunny_Bowitt> I do not demand such out of piety, rather so that such a great name as the winchesters be sullied by such a title.
  109. [23:01:22] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 3
  110. [23:01:23] =-= Gunny_Bowitt was booted from ##sloopers by KingOfGunnies (GUNNY_FLUFFER)
  111. [23:01:23] -->| Gunny_Bowitt (~chatzilla@pool-173-57-91-147.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined ##sloopers
  112. [23:02:12] <KingOfGunnies> YOUR INSOLENCE DOES MORE TO DISHONOR YOUR BLOODLINE THAN ANY TITLE EVER COULD, GUNNY FLUFFER
  113. [23:03:32] <Gunny_Bowitt> I have taken the lowest title I can, and as I said, the original title was merely in the mirth of celebration and was temporary.
  114. [23:03:33] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 1
  115. [23:04:08] <KingOfGunnies> MIRTH?
  116. [23:04:22] <KingOfGunnies> MIRTH JUSTIFIES TREASON?
  117. [23:05:51] <Gunny_Bowitt> It was simply used as a costume for celebrations, is anyone else held up to such scrutiny? Did I claim it ever as a permanent position? Did I demand any sort of benefits given only to those of lordly status? Did I even ask for others to call me by said title?
  118. [23:05:52] <KingOfGunnies> STRIKE 2
  119. [23:06:09] <KingOfGunnies> THE DEADLINE HAS PASSED. THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING.
  120. [23:06:22] <KingOfGunnies> WEAR THE TITLE FOR AN HOUR OR BE BANISHED.
  121. [23:07:59] =-= Gunny_Bowitt is now known as Gun_Fluffer
  122. [23:08:02] <--| Gun_Fluffer has left ##sloopers
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