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  1. 01[03:58] <Botherer> 06[23:57] * Estel instead goes to the priestess and hands her the Solosis. “Turn it into energy...”
  2. 01[03:58] <Botherer> 01[23:58] <~Botherer> The priestess takes the Solosis and puts it into . . . Oh God, is that a legitimate blender? She stuffs it inside and presses a button, and all of a sudden it gets all mixed up and jumbled and stuff.Like, you can see the jelly splattering on the sides of the wall.
  3. 01[03:58] <Botherer> 06[23:58] * Leeroy cringes a little as he notices what's going on
  4. 01[03:58] <Botherer> 01[23:59] <~Botherer> Eventually, she stops and pours out the Solosis into a cup.
  5. 01[03:58] <Botherer> The actual nucleus is okay, but the rest of it’s floating jelly with some energy bits floating around inside.
  6. [03:58] <Break> And I made it -more awesome-
  7. 01[03:58] <Botherer> Here’s some trauma for you Anise.
  8. [03:59] <castfromhp> I noticed someone borrowed my tab setup. Why would they do that it's terrible
  9. [03:59] <Anise> i
  10. [03:59] <Anise> oh
  11. [03:59] <Anise> jesus
  12. [03:59] <Anise> christ what
  13. [03:59] <Anise> why would you
  14. 06[03:59] * Anise curls up and rocks back and forth
  15. [03:59] <@DamienLunas> what
  16. [03:59] <Break> Apparently the nucleus was fine. >_>
  17. [03:59] <@DamienLunas> you
  18. [03:59] <@DamienLunas> why
  19. 01[03:59] <Botherer> This is what happens when you let people recycle Pokemon to harvest energy from them.
  20. 01[03:59] <Botherer> And EXP.
  21. [03:59] <@DamienLunas> all of my why
  22. [04:00] <Anise> solosiiiiiiiiiiiis
  23. [04:00] <BB> >Leeroy
  24. 01[04:00] <Botherer> ( I let my Trainers recycle their Pokemon to reclaim up to half of the EXP invested . . . But they stole some random NPC’s Solosis and juiced it )
  25. [04:00] <BB> IS there
  26. [04:00] <BB> seriously
  27. 06[04:00] * Anise sobs
  28. [04:00] <BB> a guy named Leeroy?
  29. 06[04:00] * Anise sobsobsobsobs
  30. 01[04:00] <Botherer> Yes...
  31. [04:00] <@Garlyle> Also I'm guessing you borrowed the rest of your sheet details at the moment from another character you play Break?
  32. [04:00] <@DamienLunas> is he...
  33. 01[04:01] <Botherer> Leeroy Moneybags Jenkins?
  34. [04:01] <Anise> solosiiiiis
  35. 01[04:01] <Botherer> I think DL’s substantially trauma’d now.
  36. [04:01] <Anise> botherer why would you even
  37. [04:01] <Anise> ;___;
  38. 01[04:01] <Botherer> Anise *
  39. [04:01] <@DamienLunas> not trauma
  40. [04:01] <@DamienLunas> just
  41. [04:01] <@DamienLunas> why
  42. 06[04:01] * Botherer facepalms.
  43. [04:01] <@DamienLunas> why.jpg
  44. 02[04:01] * muteKi ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
  45. 01[04:02] <Botherer> Because one of the PCs wanted to juice the Solosis.
  46. [04:02] <BB> Yeah, uh.
  47. [04:02] <BB> Botherer.
  48. [04:02] <@DamienLunas> is thi
  49. [04:02] <@DamienLunas> is this
  50. [04:02] <BB> What the fuck.
  51. [04:02] <Break> Yeah, because I'm going to get to the rest....tomorrow.
  52. [04:02] <@DamienLunas> to make them feel bad about it
  53. 06[04:02] * Anise is traumatized
  54. [04:02] <BB> The people you play with are freaks.
  55. [04:02] <@DamienLunas> or something
  56. [04:02] <BB> I mean.
  57. [04:02] <BB> Even in Rocketgame, we don't do that shit.
  58. [04:02] <Break> Gar, you are lucky that this one is nothing like Tsvai. :D
  59. [04:02] <Anise> I like tsvai
  60. [04:03] <@Garlyle> Haha
  61. [04:03] <@Garlyle> What's wrong with Tsvai?
  62. [04:03] <Break> Oh, I do too. But you just -know- she is going to screw something up badly.
  63. [04:03] <Anise> I started out not liking her but then she grew on me :V
  64. 06[04:03] * Anise goes back to crying over poor dead solosis ;_;
  65. [04:03] <Break> Her personality ensures that she gets herself into trouble more often than her brain can get her out of it.
  66. [04:04] <KainonaChain> hrk
  67. [04:04] <Anise> you mean like everyone else in pokeo?
  68. [04:04] <KainonaChain> I need a naaame
  69. [04:04] <Anise> kaaaain
  70. [04:04] <Anise> they murdered a solosis ;_;
  71. [04:04] <KainonaChain> I saw. ;_;
  72. [04:04] <@Garlyle> hey Wyl stays out of trouble!
  73. 01[04:04] <Botherer> ( OOC : The Pokemon don’t ACTUALLY die.
  74. [04:04] <Break> It doesn't help that one of her Pokemon is pretty much a kleptomaniac prankster, and the other is basically her as a Gible with a huge appetite.
  75. [04:05] <@DamienLunas> this
  76. 01[04:05] <Botherer> They’re actually quite well and alive, though they need to be kept under medical care for a couple of weeks )
  77. [04:05] <@DamienLunas> the question is why would YOU do this botherer
  78. [04:05] <@DamienLunas> please tell me why you have done this
  79. [04:05] <Anise> yeah you just put it in a fucking blender
  80. [04:05] <@DamienLunas> was this like something that was explained to them to be something that is bad to do
  81. [04:05] <@DamienLunas> and they decided to do it anyway
  82. 01[04:06] <Botherer> The first tiem they did it, they heard the Ducklett screaming in agonizing pain from behind the scenes.
  83. 01[04:06] <Botherer> :/
  84. [04:06] <@DamienLunas> ...
  85. [04:06] <BB> So
  86. [04:06] <BB> This
  87. [04:06] <BB> Is a regular thing
  88. [04:06] <@DamienLunas> so
  89. [04:06] <BB> for them?
  90. [04:06] <@DamienLunas> so this is the players' fault?
  91. 01[04:07] <Botherer> One of the PCs asked about being able to make use of Pokemon they didn’t want.
  92. [04:07] <Anise> jesus christ trade it or use it for satoshi's or something
  93. 03[04:07] * YellowYoshi is now known as SleepYoshi
  94. 01[04:07] <Botherer> And I came up with this as an alternative... Didn’t actually think about HOW it was gonna be used until it actually came up as a relevant issue.
  95. 01[04:07] <Botherer> And then I panicked at that moment.
  96. 06[04:07] * Anise sobsobsobs
  97. [04:07] <BB> Botherer
  98. [04:07] <BB> Your players
  99. [04:08] <BB> They are horrible people.
  100. [04:08] <Anise> yes.
  101. [04:08] <@DamienLunas> no they aren't D:
  102. [04:08] <Vincent> Hey
  103. [04:08] <@Garlyle> >Implying it isn't just Botherer making the pokemon into his PCs for a few minutes
  104. [04:08] <Vincent> I'm right here
  105. [04:08] <Vincent> BB, Anice
  106. 01[04:08] <Botherer> . . .
  107. [04:08] <Vincent> say that to my FACE
  108. 01[04:08] <Botherer> Gar . . .
  109. [04:08] <Anise> if you're one of the people who supported blending a solosis
  110. [04:08] <BB> Vincent you're a horrible person.
  111. 01[04:08] <Botherer> Shut it right now.
  112. [04:08] <Anise> you. are. a. terrible. person.
  113. [04:09] <Vincent> I only blended 2 pokemon
  114. [04:09] <@Garlyle> You know I'm right
  115. [04:09] <@Garlyle> <:3c
  116. [04:09] <Anise> >only
  117. [04:09] <Anise> >two
  118. [04:09] <Vincent> Or was it one?
  119. [04:09] <Vincent> I caught a Level 38 tirtouga :u
  120. [04:09] <Vincent> I still need to name Her
  121. [04:09] <BB> >I only stuck one pokemon in a blender. That's not that bad!
  122. [04:10] <@DamienLunas> I don't know
  123. 01[04:10] <Botherer> He juiced the Ducklett...
  124. 01[04:10] <Botherer> And the Treecko.
  125. [04:10] <@DamienLunas> it sounds like they did not realize it involved blending
  126. [04:10] <@DamienLunas> and botherer made it suddenly involve blending
  127. 01[04:10] <Botherer> The first time it happened, theyd didn’t...
  128. 01[04:10] <Botherer> The second time he was fully aware of what happened.
  129. [04:10] <@DamienLunas> how fully aware
  130. [04:10] <Vincent> Yeah he did
  131. 01[04:10] <Botherer> ( Well, the PC that blended the Solosis. )
  132. [04:10] <@DamienLunas> It was just the screams wasn't it?
  133. [04:11] <Vincent> I haven't blended since I realized it was a blender
  134. [04:11] <@DamienLunas> sounds likeone could assume that the process was painfull but not necessarily horrific :<
  135. 01[04:11] <Botherer> The first time there was screaming in the background, and oddly colored smoothies popped out that were conveniently the same colors as the Pokemon.
  136. [04:11] <@DamienLunas> ...
  137. [04:11] <Vincent> Also with my 8 wis and int
  138. [04:11] <Vincent> I just herped and was like
  139. [04:11] <Vincent> "Smoothies!"
  140. [04:11] <@DamienLunas> oh god take it away
  141. [04:11] <castfromhp> 8 shouldn't be that dumb.
  142. 06[04:11] * Anise barfs
  143. 06[04:11] * BB comforts Anise.
  144. [04:11] <@DamienLunas> may I join you anise
  145. [04:11] <Vincent> He's not dumb, he's just airheaded
  146. [04:11] <Anise> go ahead
  147. 06[04:12] * Anise sets up the corner of woe
  148. [04:12] <@DamienLunas> blaaaaargh
  149. [04:12] <Vincent> He didn't put it all together
  150. [04:12] <@DamienLunas> we're gonna need a bigger corner
  151. [04:12] <Vincent> We are currently killing eachother
  152. [04:13] <castfromhp> Botherer, what's with you and doing very squicky things involving physical trauma, either when GMing, or when making characters?
  153. [04:13] <@DamienLunas> he's a guro fetishist clearly.
  154. [04:13] <BB> I have noticed that, yes.
  155. [04:13] <Vincent> Because he's a sadomasochist
  156. 01[04:13] <Botherer> :/
  157. [04:13] <Anise> what did he do when he charactered?
  158. [04:13] <castfromhp> Ricki is *terrifying*. I seriously can't- Anise, go read Ricki.
  159. [04:13] <Anise> link
  160. [04:13] <castfromhp> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/ricki-wallace
  161. [04:13] <castfromhp> Backstory ofc
  162. [04:13] <Vincent> He drew him
  163. [04:14] <Vincent> it was horrific
  164. [04:14] <BB> Oh god.
  165. [04:14] <BB> Why
  166. [04:14] <Anise> madre de dios
  167. [04:16] <@DamienLunas> who's character is this
  168. [04:16] <BB> Botherers.
  169. [04:16] <@DamienLunas> ah.
  170. [04:17] <Vincent> My characters are never really hurt
  171. [04:17] <Vincent> I feel bad
  172. [04:17] <BB> You shouldn't.
  173. [04:17] <@DamienLunas> Viktor 1,1cuts himself
  174. [04:17] <Vincent> I will say I have totally crazy or out there characters
  175. [04:17] <Vincent> >Cuts himself
  176. [04:17] <Vincent> >Lucio
  177. 01[04:17] <Botherer> Am I really THAT bad with self-afflicted character damage?
  178. [04:17] <@DamienLunas> luci what?
  179. [04:17] <BB> Yes.
  180. [04:17] <@Garlyle> Yes you kind of are
  181. 01[04:17] <Botherer> . . . Actually, on second thought I kind of am.
  182. [04:17] <@DamienLunas> and yes.
  183. [04:17] <Vincent> Wait nevermind I had Lucio
  184. [04:17] <castfromhp> Kinda yeah.
  185. [04:18] <Vincent> who cut hearts into his arm
  186. [04:18] <Vincent> s
  187. [04:18] <Vincent> to show his love
  188. 06[04:18] * Vincent shudders
  189. [04:18] <@DamienLunas> oh no.
  190. [04:18] <BB> Astrid cuts herself sometimes.
  191. [04:18] <@DamienLunas> he doesn't do it for a gay reason like your lucio fag.
  192. [04:18] <BB> For blood sacrifices.
  193. [04:18] <@DamienLunas> he does it to bring shit back from the dead
  194. [04:18] <KainonaChain> She doesn't YET does she?
  195. [04:18] <BB> Not yet
  196. [04:18] <BB> But she will.
  197. [04:18] <BB> Soon.
  198. [04:18] <@DamienLunas> and succeeds
  199. [04:18] <BB> Although, she won't do that ritual lightly./
  200. [04:18] <BB> Since it involves killing Pokemon.
  201. [04:19] <Vincent> Honestly, Fuzzy would be crazier if you guys let me blow up my pokemon
  202. [04:19] <Vincent> and stop saying it's "bad"
  203. [04:19] <Anise> >implying nerea will let you kill a pokemon to resurrect it into a unown hellbeast
  204. [04:19] <Anise> blending. pokemon.
  205. [04:19] <Anise> it's bad.
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