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- 01[03:58] <Botherer> 06[23:57] * Estel instead goes to the priestess and hands her the Solosis. “Turn it into energy...”
- 01[03:58] <Botherer> 01[23:58] <~Botherer> The priestess takes the Solosis and puts it into . . . Oh God, is that a legitimate blender? She stuffs it inside and presses a button, and all of a sudden it gets all mixed up and jumbled and stuff.Like, you can see the jelly splattering on the sides of the wall.
- 01[03:58] <Botherer> 06[23:58] * Leeroy cringes a little as he notices what's going on
- 01[03:58] <Botherer> 01[23:59] <~Botherer> Eventually, she stops and pours out the Solosis into a cup.
- 01[03:58] <Botherer> The actual nucleus is okay, but the rest of it’s floating jelly with some energy bits floating around inside.
- [03:58] <Break> And I made it -more awesome-
- 01[03:58] <Botherer> Here’s some trauma for you Anise.
- [03:59] <castfromhp> I noticed someone borrowed my tab setup. Why would they do that it's terrible
- [03:59] <Anise> i
- [03:59] <Anise> oh
- [03:59] <Anise> jesus
- [03:59] <Anise> christ what
- [03:59] <Anise> why would you
- 06[03:59] * Anise curls up and rocks back and forth
- [03:59] <@DamienLunas> what
- [03:59] <Break> Apparently the nucleus was fine. >_>
- [03:59] <@DamienLunas> you
- [03:59] <@DamienLunas> why
- 01[03:59] <Botherer> This is what happens when you let people recycle Pokemon to harvest energy from them.
- 01[03:59] <Botherer> And EXP.
- [03:59] <@DamienLunas> all of my why
- [04:00] <Anise> solosiiiiiiiiiiiis
- [04:00] <BB> >Leeroy
- 01[04:00] <Botherer> ( I let my Trainers recycle their Pokemon to reclaim up to half of the EXP invested . . . But they stole some random NPC’s Solosis and juiced it )
- [04:00] <BB> IS there
- [04:00] <BB> seriously
- 06[04:00] * Anise sobs
- [04:00] <BB> a guy named Leeroy?
- 06[04:00] * Anise sobsobsobsobs
- 01[04:00] <Botherer> Yes...
- [04:00] <@Garlyle> Also I'm guessing you borrowed the rest of your sheet details at the moment from another character you play Break?
- [04:00] <@DamienLunas> is he...
- 01[04:01] <Botherer> Leeroy Moneybags Jenkins?
- [04:01] <Anise> solosiiiiis
- 01[04:01] <Botherer> I think DL’s substantially trauma’d now.
- [04:01] <Anise> botherer why would you even
- [04:01] <Anise> ;___;
- 01[04:01] <Botherer> Anise *
- [04:01] <@DamienLunas> not trauma
- [04:01] <@DamienLunas> just
- [04:01] <@DamienLunas> why
- 06[04:01] * Botherer facepalms.
- [04:01] <@DamienLunas> why.jpg
- 02[04:01] * muteKi ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout)
- 01[04:02] <Botherer> Because one of the PCs wanted to juice the Solosis.
- [04:02] <BB> Yeah, uh.
- [04:02] <BB> Botherer.
- [04:02] <@DamienLunas> is thi
- [04:02] <@DamienLunas> is this
- [04:02] <BB> What the fuck.
- [04:02] <Break> Yeah, because I'm going to get to the rest....tomorrow.
- [04:02] <@DamienLunas> to make them feel bad about it
- 06[04:02] * Anise is traumatized
- [04:02] <BB> The people you play with are freaks.
- [04:02] <@DamienLunas> or something
- [04:02] <BB> I mean.
- [04:02] <BB> Even in Rocketgame, we don't do that shit.
- [04:02] <Break> Gar, you are lucky that this one is nothing like Tsvai. :D
- [04:02] <Anise> I like tsvai
- [04:03] <@Garlyle> Haha
- [04:03] <@Garlyle> What's wrong with Tsvai?
- [04:03] <Break> Oh, I do too. But you just -know- she is going to screw something up badly.
- [04:03] <Anise> I started out not liking her but then she grew on me :V
- 06[04:03] * Anise goes back to crying over poor dead solosis ;_;
- [04:03] <Break> Her personality ensures that she gets herself into trouble more often than her brain can get her out of it.
- [04:04] <KainonaChain> hrk
- [04:04] <Anise> you mean like everyone else in pokeo?
- [04:04] <KainonaChain> I need a naaame
- [04:04] <Anise> kaaaain
- [04:04] <Anise> they murdered a solosis ;_;
- [04:04] <KainonaChain> I saw. ;_;
- [04:04] <@Garlyle> hey Wyl stays out of trouble!
- 01[04:04] <Botherer> ( OOC : The Pokemon don’t ACTUALLY die.
- [04:04] <Break> It doesn't help that one of her Pokemon is pretty much a kleptomaniac prankster, and the other is basically her as a Gible with a huge appetite.
- [04:05] <@DamienLunas> this
- 01[04:05] <Botherer> They’re actually quite well and alive, though they need to be kept under medical care for a couple of weeks )
- [04:05] <@DamienLunas> the question is why would YOU do this botherer
- [04:05] <@DamienLunas> please tell me why you have done this
- [04:05] <Anise> yeah you just put it in a fucking blender
- [04:05] <@DamienLunas> was this like something that was explained to them to be something that is bad to do
- [04:05] <@DamienLunas> and they decided to do it anyway
- 01[04:06] <Botherer> The first tiem they did it, they heard the Ducklett screaming in agonizing pain from behind the scenes.
- 01[04:06] <Botherer> :/
- [04:06] <@DamienLunas> ...
- [04:06] <BB> So
- [04:06] <BB> This
- [04:06] <BB> Is a regular thing
- [04:06] <@DamienLunas> so
- [04:06] <BB> for them?
- [04:06] <@DamienLunas> so this is the players' fault?
- 01[04:07] <Botherer> One of the PCs asked about being able to make use of Pokemon they didn’t want.
- [04:07] <Anise> jesus christ trade it or use it for satoshi's or something
- 03[04:07] * YellowYoshi is now known as SleepYoshi
- 01[04:07] <Botherer> And I came up with this as an alternative... Didn’t actually think about HOW it was gonna be used until it actually came up as a relevant issue.
- 01[04:07] <Botherer> And then I panicked at that moment.
- 06[04:07] * Anise sobsobsobs
- [04:07] <BB> Botherer
- [04:07] <BB> Your players
- [04:08] <BB> They are horrible people.
- [04:08] <Anise> yes.
- [04:08] <@DamienLunas> no they aren't D:
- [04:08] <Vincent> Hey
- [04:08] <@Garlyle> >Implying it isn't just Botherer making the pokemon into his PCs for a few minutes
- [04:08] <Vincent> I'm right here
- [04:08] <Vincent> BB, Anice
- 01[04:08] <Botherer> . . .
- [04:08] <Vincent> say that to my FACE
- 01[04:08] <Botherer> Gar . . .
- [04:08] <Anise> if you're one of the people who supported blending a solosis
- [04:08] <BB> Vincent you're a horrible person.
- 01[04:08] <Botherer> Shut it right now.
- [04:08] <Anise> you. are. a. terrible. person.
- [04:09] <Vincent> I only blended 2 pokemon
- [04:09] <@Garlyle> You know I'm right
- [04:09] <@Garlyle> <:3c
- [04:09] <Anise> >only
- [04:09] <Anise> >two
- [04:09] <Vincent> Or was it one?
- [04:09] <Vincent> I caught a Level 38 tirtouga :u
- [04:09] <Vincent> I still need to name Her
- [04:09] <BB> >I only stuck one pokemon in a blender. That's not that bad!
- [04:10] <@DamienLunas> I don't know
- 01[04:10] <Botherer> He juiced the Ducklett...
- 01[04:10] <Botherer> And the Treecko.
- [04:10] <@DamienLunas> it sounds like they did not realize it involved blending
- [04:10] <@DamienLunas> and botherer made it suddenly involve blending
- 01[04:10] <Botherer> The first time it happened, theyd didn’t...
- 01[04:10] <Botherer> The second time he was fully aware of what happened.
- [04:10] <@DamienLunas> how fully aware
- [04:10] <Vincent> Yeah he did
- 01[04:10] <Botherer> ( Well, the PC that blended the Solosis. )
- [04:10] <@DamienLunas> It was just the screams wasn't it?
- [04:11] <Vincent> I haven't blended since I realized it was a blender
- [04:11] <@DamienLunas> sounds likeone could assume that the process was painfull but not necessarily horrific :<
- 01[04:11] <Botherer> The first time there was screaming in the background, and oddly colored smoothies popped out that were conveniently the same colors as the Pokemon.
- [04:11] <@DamienLunas> ...
- [04:11] <Vincent> Also with my 8 wis and int
- [04:11] <Vincent> I just herped and was like
- [04:11] <Vincent> "Smoothies!"
- [04:11] <@DamienLunas> oh god take it away
- [04:11] <castfromhp> 8 shouldn't be that dumb.
- 06[04:11] * Anise barfs
- 06[04:11] * BB comforts Anise.
- [04:11] <@DamienLunas> may I join you anise
- [04:11] <Vincent> He's not dumb, he's just airheaded
- [04:11] <Anise> go ahead
- 06[04:12] * Anise sets up the corner of woe
- [04:12] <@DamienLunas> blaaaaargh
- [04:12] <Vincent> He didn't put it all together
- [04:12] <@DamienLunas> we're gonna need a bigger corner
- [04:12] <Vincent> We are currently killing eachother
- [04:13] <castfromhp> Botherer, what's with you and doing very squicky things involving physical trauma, either when GMing, or when making characters?
- [04:13] <@DamienLunas> he's a guro fetishist clearly.
- [04:13] <BB> I have noticed that, yes.
- [04:13] <Vincent> Because he's a sadomasochist
- 01[04:13] <Botherer> :/
- [04:13] <Anise> what did he do when he charactered?
- [04:13] <castfromhp> Ricki is *terrifying*. I seriously can't- Anise, go read Ricki.
- [04:13] <Anise> link
- [04:13] <castfromhp> http://paradoxhaze.wikidot.com/ricki-wallace
- [04:13] <castfromhp> Backstory ofc
- [04:13] <Vincent> He drew him
- [04:14] <Vincent> it was horrific
- [04:14] <BB> Oh god.
- [04:14] <BB> Why
- [04:14] <Anise> madre de dios
- [04:16] <@DamienLunas> who's character is this
- [04:16] <BB> Botherers.
- [04:16] <@DamienLunas> ah.
- [04:17] <Vincent> My characters are never really hurt
- [04:17] <Vincent> I feel bad
- [04:17] <BB> You shouldn't.
- [04:17] <@DamienLunas> Viktor 1,1cuts himself
- [04:17] <Vincent> I will say I have totally crazy or out there characters
- [04:17] <Vincent> >Cuts himself
- [04:17] <Vincent> >Lucio
- 01[04:17] <Botherer> Am I really THAT bad with self-afflicted character damage?
- [04:17] <@DamienLunas> luci what?
- [04:17] <BB> Yes.
- [04:17] <@Garlyle> Yes you kind of are
- 01[04:17] <Botherer> . . . Actually, on second thought I kind of am.
- [04:17] <@DamienLunas> and yes.
- [04:17] <Vincent> Wait nevermind I had Lucio
- [04:17] <castfromhp> Kinda yeah.
- [04:18] <Vincent> who cut hearts into his arm
- [04:18] <Vincent> s
- [04:18] <Vincent> to show his love
- 06[04:18] * Vincent shudders
- [04:18] <@DamienLunas> oh no.
- [04:18] <BB> Astrid cuts herself sometimes.
- [04:18] <@DamienLunas> he doesn't do it for a gay reason like your lucio fag.
- [04:18] <BB> For blood sacrifices.
- [04:18] <@DamienLunas> he does it to bring shit back from the dead
- [04:18] <KainonaChain> She doesn't YET does she?
- [04:18] <BB> Not yet
- [04:18] <BB> But she will.
- [04:18] <BB> Soon.
- [04:18] <@DamienLunas> and succeeds
- [04:18] <BB> Although, she won't do that ritual lightly./
- [04:18] <BB> Since it involves killing Pokemon.
- [04:19] <Vincent> Honestly, Fuzzy would be crazier if you guys let me blow up my pokemon
- [04:19] <Vincent> and stop saying it's "bad"
- [04:19] <Anise> >implying nerea will let you kill a pokemon to resurrect it into a unown hellbeast
- [04:19] <Anise> blending. pokemon.
- [04:19] <Anise> it's bad.
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