Adventure Ch. 86b - Further Enmaddened

22:29:15] <@flibbyjibbits> so after magmus's mass reduce person its flowknights turn
[22:30:21] <@flibbyjibbits> he will
[22:30:42] <@flibbyjibbits> i feel like we're missing someone
[22:30:44] <@flibbyjibbits> but we arent
[22:30:48] <@flibbyjibbits> huh
[22:30:50] <@flibbyjibbits> anyways
[22:32:47] <@flibbyjibbits> he does a LEAPSTRIKE at pikkup
[22:32:50] <@flibbyjibbits> !rolll 1 20
[22:32:53] <Casey> flibbyjibbits rolled 20-sided die number 1 of 1: Result 17
[22:33:07] <@flibbyjibbits> that hits
[22:33:18] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6
[22:33:21] <@flibbyjibbits> !rolll 2 6
[22:33:24] <Casey> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 1 of 2: Result 1
[22:33:25] <Casey> flibbyjibbits rolled 6-sided die number 2 of 2: Result 3
[22:33:45] OBAMA [[email protected]] has joined #adventureceiling
[22:33:49] <OBAMA> sup losers
[22:33:52] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8
[22:33:53] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d8] <8> <Total: 8>
[22:33:54] <@flibbyjibbits> i think
[22:34:08] <Casey> Sup Biggest Loser of the United States #44
[22:34:11] <@flibbyjibbits> i didnt actually write doen the numbers here i just wrote "lawful greatsword" in his damage block
[22:34:40] <OBAMA> i can't hear you over the sound of all the drones coming for you
[22:34:44] <@flibbyjibbits> lets assume its just that much BUT THEN
[22:34:48] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[22:34:50] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <1> <Total: 1>
[22:34:56] <Fishfosh> ?
[22:35:06] <Casey> I'm fictional, donkeyman, just like your authority
[22:35:11] <@flibbyjibbits> his free hydraulic trick on attack just flies over pikkups head
[22:35:16] <Fishfosh> So does he have a strength bonus or do I take these damage rolls as they are
[22:35:33] <@flibbyjibbits> oh yes, +8 from strength
[22:35:56] <Skeleton> wait shit but Obama does exist in my comics, my comics in which everyone has obscene powers or access to stuff that can kill you
[22:36:09] <Skeleton> he probably really could send drones to kill Casey over personal dislike :U
[22:36:20] <Fishfosh> 11 hp left
[22:36:24] <Fishfosh> ungood
[22:36:37] <@flibbyjibbits> the thing about comics is power is usually proportional to authority
[22:36:55] <Skeleton> shit... Sangria's at 10, Freddie's at 22
[22:38:39] <Skeleton> Sangria getting broken is a bit inconsequential but she's also the only one we have with a heal move
[22:39:50] <Skeleton> (which she'll totally use on you, Freddie has double team at least and she can still spontaneous heal herself)
[22:40:04] <Fishfosh> oh right, next is ekans
[22:40:57] <Fishfosh> I forget if he was in melee range of anything of not
[22:40:58] <Fishfosh> or*
[22:41:11] <@flibbyjibbits> i think he last attacked the ball of teeth
[22:41:47] <Fishfosh> right
[22:41:50] <Fishfosh> then, not currently
[22:41:59] <Fishfosh> damn I can't get any full attacks
[22:42:17] <Fishfosh> Oh well, let's try this
[22:42:28] <Fishfosh> Fly to Magmus and attempt a grapple
[22:42:39] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +18
[22:42:40] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+18)] <25> <7> <Total: 25>
[22:53:35] <@flibbyjibbits> oh sorry
[22:53:42] <@flibbyjibbits> i totally missed that you rolled for it sorry
[22:53:56] <@flibbyjibbits> that probably should hit
[22:54:07] <Skeleton> 'i figured those poor fuckers are all dead, i'll tell 'em after their graves have been dug'
[22:54:11] <@flibbyjibbits> i never bothered to actually calculate his cmd because i didnt expect to need it but it should
[22:54:31] <Fishfosh> okay
[22:54:53] <Fishfosh> unfortunately I couldn't get ekans any kind of constriction attack, but that dude is grappled
[22:55:01] <Fishfosh> and grappling casters is generally a smart idea
[22:55:10] <Skeleton> ssshhhh
[22:56:47] <@flibbyjibbits> he shouts something suitably all capitals that i cant think of anything right now
[22:57:04] <@flibbyjibbits> tomb's turn
[22:57:27] <@flibbyjibbits> he is reloaded but can not shoot because the quetzel is still spinning
[22:58:21] <@flibbyjibbits> so he makes a melee bonk on magmus
[22:58:31] <@flibbyjibbits> because he actually can attack in melee apparently
[22:58:33] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[22:58:34] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <3> <Total: 3>
[22:58:49] <@flibbyjibbits> i forget, do grappled people lose dex to ac
[22:59:00] <Skeleton> I wonder why Eltro made a gunslinger. I thought he loved melee
[22:59:10] <@flibbyjibbits> actually wouldnt matter
[22:59:17] <@flibbyjibbits> good work tombs real helpful
[22:59:45] <Fishfosh> they take -4 to dex I think
[23:03:34] <@flibbyjibbits> anyways tombs did nothing useful
[23:03:38] <@flibbyjibbits> pikkups turn
[23:03:47] <Fishfosh> oh, sorry
[23:03:52] <@flibbyjibbits> it ok
[23:07:35] <Fishfosh> I guess he'll cast Life Conduit, allowing him to transer 1d6 hp from ekans to himself or vice/versa as a swift action for the next 10 rounds
[23:07:49] <Fishfosh> and also move some to himself
[23:07:52] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 6
[23:07:53] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d6] <1> <Total: 1>
[23:07:55] <@flibbyjibbits> probaly  a good enough choice
[23:07:55] <Fishfosh> wow ok
[23:08:14] <Fishfosh> so Pikkup
[23:08:26] <Fishfosh> 's turn was deal 1 damage to ekans and heal 1 hp
[23:08:28] <Fishfosh> ok
[23:08:39] <Fishfosh> but the conduit is open now I guess
[23:08:52] <@flibbyjibbits> good use of that summoner turn economy
[23:08:55] <@flibbyjibbits> sangrias turn
[23:09:06] <Fishfosh> Pikkup really doesn't do anything
[23:09:21] <@flibbyjibbits> i se
[23:10:08] <Fishfosh> he only had buffs and utility spells
[23:10:41] <Fishfosh> which I don't think is a wrong idea, just not ideal for this situation
[23:10:48] <Casey> Sangria uses Cure Light Wounds on Pikkup
[23:10:59] <Casey> !roll 1 8 +5
[23:11:00] <OBAMA> [Casey - 1d8(+5)] <10> <5> <Total: 10>
[23:11:06] <Fishfosh> thanks
[23:11:11] <Casey> And Spontaneous Heals 5 herself
[23:11:25] <Casey> 15/48
[23:12:01] <Casey> Get dizzy and vulnerable to attack now Quetzalman pls
[23:12:10] <@flibbyjibbits> the quetzal stops its spinning and begins to power charge its ultimate attack
[23:13:19] <Skeleton> Freddie makes Shocking Images
[23:13:25] <Skeleton> !roll 1 4 +3
[23:13:26] <OBAMA> [Skeleton - 1d4(+3)] <7> <4> <Total: 7>
[23:14:21] <Skeleton> "I may be tiny but I'm eight times the mage YOU are"
[23:14:28] <Skeleton> he says to Magmus
[23:14:57] <@flibbyjibbits> he laughs heartily "Magmus has no need for learning how to count"
[23:15:14] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20 can he break free of ekans
[23:15:15] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20(can)] <20> <20> <Total: 20>
[23:15:18] <@flibbyjibbits> yes he can
[23:15:22] <Skeleton> fuck you obama
[23:15:44] <@flibbyjibbits> and lets see what even is the magus spell list
[23:17:39] <Fishfosh> wow geeze
[23:17:44] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[23:17:45] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <15> <Total: 15>
[23:17:48] <@flibbyjibbits> longsword attack on ekans
[23:17:50] <Fishfosh> isn't escaping a grapple a standard action?
[23:18:30] <@flibbyjibbits> https://200e02f3-a-62cb3a1a-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/pathfinderogc/images/grapple_flow_chart-01.png?attachauth=ANoY7cr4sb5oaPKQTJXB9amT600eZ7iybUAthsLTrZ9RdyW0KVB2C3RteJtgbJbUvw58qRbs4iHUcKsqrnh4xRV1H3Tq5QtMBgja4xOdZ4jKS02nAlw0qTnTn_bChA3RZzQYE2YhUTjftwDyCyIvXKkTjSZov_FXrZthZe5sShJXsA4Y3-OQXx4_FHV_zxNiUjKj0OWvyDhJqqh1CgyZWyAZxYW3matqHoGcjTuirDeSUho_z5aAeKc%3D&attredirects=0
[23:18:33] <@flibbyjibbits> oh whoops
[23:18:39] <@flibbyjibbits> the grapply flowchart on the pf srd
[23:18:54] <@flibbyjibbits> if they just break the grapple without becoming the controlling party they get to take a standard
[23:19:05] <Fishfosh> oh ok, that's what that means
[23:19:11] <@flibbyjibbits> so its standard action or take control of the grapply
[23:19:14] <Skeleton> "It's kind of a basic ability, you do kinda need to know how to count"
[23:19:25] <Skeleton> "To do much of anything useful"
[23:19:26] <Fishfosh> I read it as attemping to break free of the grapple, which is a standard action
[23:19:30] <@flibbyjibbits> anyways he hits ekans with longsword and
[23:19:44] <@flibbyjibbits> oh yeah that might be what it means hm
[23:21:12] <Fishfosh> "If you are grappled, you can attempt to break the grapple as a standard action "
[23:21:19] <Fishfosh> from the page on Combat
[23:21:28] <Fishfosh> so he breaks free, but that is his standard
[23:22:09] <@flibbyjibbits> that does seem to be the case
[23:22:09] <Fishfosh> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/gamemastering/combat#TOC-Grapple
[23:23:02] <@flibbyjibbits> then he just rips ekans off of him and throws him down for 0 damage
[23:23:18] <Fishfosh> an impressive feat, quite honestly
[23:23:34] <@flibbyjibbits> he chokeslams a snake
[23:23:59] <@flibbyjibbits> flowknight makes an attack on tombs
[23:24:01] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[23:24:02] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <16> <Total: 16>
[23:24:26] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6 9
[23:24:27] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 2d6(9)] <4 5> <4 5> <Total: 18>
[23:24:28] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8
[23:24:28] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d8] <7> <Total: 7>
[23:24:35] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[23:24:36] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <12> <Total: 12>
[23:25:00] <@flibbyjibbits> tombs has really high cmd
[23:25:07] <@flibbyjibbits> and so is not knocked prone by the hit
[23:27:31] <@flibbyjibbits> so ekans' turn
[23:27:48] <Skeleton> bite magmus' hollow head off
[23:28:36] <Fishfosh> Did magmus move away at all?
[23:29:04] <@flibbyjibbits> lets say he walked towards the freddie pack
[23:29:06] <Fishfosh> aw
[23:29:14] <Fishfosh> Oh well, bite his head off
[23:29:20] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +16
[23:29:21] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+16)] <20> <4> <Total: 20>
[23:29:23] <@flibbyjibbits> hits
[23:29:25] <Fishfosh> come on
[23:29:25] <Fishfosh> oh
[23:29:43] <Fishfosh> !roll 2 6 +14
[23:29:44] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 2d6(+14)] <18 6> <4 6> <Total: 24>
[23:29:44] <@flibbyjibbits> are you sure you dont want to stop the quetzals  ultimate attack
[23:29:53] <Fishfosh> ah, hmm, well
[23:29:53] <Fishfosh> you see
[23:29:56] <Fishfosh> 20 movement
[23:30:19] <@flibbyjibbits> magmus is bitten and further enmaddened
[23:30:23] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 6
[23:30:25] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d6] <2> <Total: 2>
[23:30:27] <Fishfosh> acid damage
[23:30:38] <Skeleton> The freddies look apprehensive, all things considered the entire "group" probably would fit under someone's shoe
[23:31:04] <Fishfosh> so, Ekans leaves stopping the ultimate attack to someone that can actually reach it
[23:32:02] <@flibbyjibbits> lets see
[23:32:07] <@flibbyjibbits> how does tombs actually attack
[23:32:25] <Fishfosh> he shoots twice
[23:32:26] <@flibbyjibbits> eltro uses some really complicated combo of feats and abilities that i dont actually know how it works
[23:32:29] <Fishfosh> idfk
[23:32:41] <Fishfosh> all I know is he shoots twice and it hits for a lot
[23:32:43] <@flibbyjibbits> just going to see what his bonuses normally are
[23:33:28] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 20 +12/+12
[23:33:29] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 2d20(+12/+12)] <28 27> <16 15> <Total: 55>
[23:33:40] <@flibbyjibbits> atleast thats what he did last time
[23:33:43] <@flibbyjibbits> those hit the quetzel
[23:33:56] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 8 +26 based on what he did earlier
[23:33:58] <Skeleton> his rooty tooty point-and-shooty
[23:33:58] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 2d8(+26)] <29 7> <3 7> <Total: 36>
[23:34:20] <@flibbyjibbits> its ok though
[23:34:27] <@flibbyjibbits> that was the second damage it took
[23:34:32] <@flibbyjibbits> pikkups turn
[23:34:41] <@flibbyjibbits> also
[23:34:41] <@flibbyjibbits> new record
[23:34:45] <@flibbyjibbits> 26 minutes to a combat round
[23:34:55] <Skeleton> Well, focus is on the floor
[23:35:00] <Fishfosh> he can cast obsidian flow one more time, so I guess might as well
[23:35:15] <Fishfosh> !roll 5 6
[23:35:18] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 5d6] <5 6 1 4 5> <Total: 21>
[23:35:31] <Fishfosh> dc 18 reflex to not be entangled
[23:35:45] <Fishfosh> on the pretzel
[23:36:26] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[23:36:27] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <15> <Total: 15>
[23:36:30] <@flibbyjibbits> makes it
[23:36:40] <Skeleton> gdi obama wtf omg
[23:37:05] <Fishfosh> and that's half damage too of course
[23:37:10] <Fishfosh> oh well, pikkup tried
[23:37:21] <@flibbyjibbits> it stops spinning and activates its ult
[23:37:30] <@flibbyjibbits> behold: sirocco
[23:37:33] <Fishfosh> hey wait sangria has a go
[23:37:39] <@flibbyjibbits> right
[23:37:40] <@flibbyjibbits> yes
[23:37:46] <@flibbyjibbits> i dont know how to read
[23:38:44] <Casey> Cure Light Wounds Freddie Edition
[23:38:48] <Casey> !roll 1 8 +5
[23:38:49] <OBAMA> [Casey - 1d8(+5)] <9> <4> <Total: 9>
[23:39:21] <Skeleton> "Thanks" squeaks Freddie
[23:39:29] <Fishfosh> not gonna do something about this upcoming ultimate attack?
[23:39:47] <Casey> Well, maybe I should, maybe... yeah...
[23:39:47] <@flibbyjibbits> anyways
[23:39:48] <@flibbyjibbits> sirocco
[23:39:52] <Fishfosh> well I guess healing is doing something
[23:39:59] <Fishfosh> in that it means less likelyhood of death
[23:40:11] <@flibbyjibbits> people like 4d6 fire damage per turn right
[23:40:17] <Fishfosh> no
[23:40:20] <Skeleton> what no no no no
[23:40:34] <@flibbyjibbits> with a fort save to avoid being knocked prone and half damage
[23:40:40] <Fishfosh> holy shit NO
[23:40:47] <Casey> can I undo tghat last heal turn
[23:40:49] <Casey> aaaaa
[23:40:50] <@flibbyjibbits> yes
[23:40:57] <Casey> okay because that was a mistake
[23:41:07] <Casey> unheal freddie
[23:41:10] <Skeleton> 'hey my health'
[23:41:30] <Casey> BOMB time
[23:42:24] <Casey> hang on though, being tiny means...
[23:42:42] <@flibbyjibbits> just small
[23:42:43] <@flibbyjibbits> not tiny
[23:43:10] <Casey> yeah I know, I just mean... that
[23:44:35] <Casey> +1 on attack rolls actually, huh
[23:44:38] Eltrotraw [[email protected]] has joined #adventureceiling
[23:44:42] <Eltrotraw> stop you stupid bot
[23:44:47] <Eltrotraw> headshot whoever's channeling
[23:44:50] <Eltrotraw> stop them
[23:44:58] <@flibbyjibbits> retconning tomb's turn because i dont know his capabilities
[23:45:06] <Eltrotraw> Targetting -> Head: On a hit, the target is damaged normally, and is also confused for 1 round. This is a mind-affecting effect.
[23:45:21] <@flibbyjibbits> alright
[23:45:29] <Fishfosh> boom etc
[23:45:30] <Skeleton> Oh okay gj shootman
[23:45:42] <Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 +14
[23:45:42] <OBAMA> [Eltrotraw - 1d20(+14)] <25> <11> <Total: 25>
[23:45:47] <Eltrotraw> i assume i can apply deadly aim to this shot still
[23:46:00] <@flibbyjibbits> i dont know how it works so yeah sure
[23:46:04] <Eltrotraw> otherwise it's +17
[23:46:07] <Eltrotraw> oh okay
[23:46:11] <@flibbyjibbits> well it hits
[23:46:11] <Eltrotraw> !roll 1 8 +12
[23:46:12] <OBAMA> [Eltrotraw - 1d8(+12)] <18> <6> <Total: 18>
[23:46:17] <Eltrotraw> and according to this they are now dizzy
[23:46:29] <Eltrotraw> if they can be dizzy
[23:46:35] <Eltrotraw> for a round, anyway
[23:46:36] <@flibbyjibbits> you prevented the spell that would probably actually kill everyone
[23:46:54] <Fishfosh> thanks eltro
[23:46:57] <Eltrotraw> oh sorry they're confused
[23:46:58] <Eltrotraw> close enough
[23:46:59] <Skeleton> Thanks Tombs
[23:47:55] <Casey> Is the shaken effect from toothball still in effect or not
[23:48:05] <@flibbyjibbits> it is still in effect
[23:48:10] <Casey> Okay
[23:48:11] <@flibbyjibbits> actually no it is not
[23:48:20] <Casey> Okay
[23:48:23] <@flibbyjibbits> except logically freddie should probably still be afraid
[23:48:27] <Eltrotraw> "Not today, partner" Tombs remarks
[23:48:37] <Casey> He made the save
[23:48:41] <Casey> In the first place
[23:48:47] <@flibbyjibbits> right
[23:49:09] <@flibbyjibbits> does sangria do the same thing post retcon
[23:50:25] <Casey> Hmm... since he loses his turn and would have to charge again if he really wants to do it maybe she should attack Magmus or go through with healing Freddie
[23:50:54] <Casey> Or, does Wetzel's Pretzels not lose his charge
[23:51:06] <Eltrotraw> what other statuses or damages on tombs should i note
[23:51:20] <Eltrotraw> I remember he got hit by being shaken or something but
[23:51:42] <Casey> entire party minus Ekans was Reduce Person'd
[23:51:53] <Eltrotraw> oh oka y
[23:52:45] <Casey> Anyway I guess I'll take my chances and bomb Magmus
[23:52:50] <Eltrotraw> uh do small bullets do less admage
[23:53:20] <Casey> 'Millimeter don't matter, bullets just kinda kill ya.'
[23:53:21] <@flibbyjibbits> they do but i didnt think of it before
[23:53:26] <Casey> !roll 1 20 +11 boomio
[23:53:27] <OBAMA> [Casey - 1d20(+11)] <15> <4> <Total: 15>
[23:54:04] <@flibbyjibbits> hit his touch ac
[23:54:13] <Casey> whew
[23:54:40] <Eltrotraw> small blunderbuss is 1d6
[23:54:45] <Eltrotraw> unless we're going to do -2 attack roll
[23:54:56] <Casey> !roll 5 6 +4
[23:54:58] <OBAMA> [Casey - 5d6(+4)] <6 3 4 1 1> <2 3 4 1 1> <Total: 15>
[23:55:00] <Eltrotraw> but if it's -2 then it worked lol
[23:55:58] <Casey> "Get away from him, you thuggish imbecile"
[23:56:38] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 100 what does quetzel do in his confusion
[23:56:38] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d100(what)] <86> <86> <Total: 86>
[23:56:49] <Fishfosh> ah, does ekans take splash damage from that?
[23:56:50] <@flibbyjibbits> attack nearest creature
[23:57:23] <@flibbyjibbits> unless the splash decreases with size
[23:57:32] <Fishfosh> I don't think that it does
[23:57:43] <Fishfosh> but it's just the minimum damage any, so 9
[23:57:55] <Fishfosh> no big deal I guess
[23:57:59] <Fishfosh> anyway*
[23:58:12] <@flibbyjibbits> who is closest to quetzel hmmmmm
[23:58:22] <@flibbyjibbits> either sangria or pikkup
[23:58:26] <Skeleton> is it flowknight? is it-oh
[23:58:59] <@flibbyjibbits> well flowknight hit tombs who was in melee with magmus before
[23:59:14] <@flibbyjibbits> so theyre on the other side
[23:59:16] <@flibbyjibbits> so
[23:59:18] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 2
[23:59:19] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d2] <2> <Total: 2>
[23:59:22] <@flibbyjibbits> sangria
[23:59:24] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[23:59:25] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <16> <Total: 16>
[23:59:49] <Skeleton> that should hit yeah
[23:59:57] <@flibbyjibbits> she has 13 ac so
[00:00:00] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6 +6
[00:00:01] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 2d6(+6)] <7 2> <1 2> <Total: 9>
[00:00:07] <Skeleton> +1 from reduce person
[00:00:16] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 6
[00:00:17] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d6] <1> <Total: 1>
[00:00:20] <@flibbyjibbits> 10 damage bite
[00:00:33] <Casey> 10/48
[00:00:40] <@flibbyjibbits> freddies turn
[00:01:08] <Eltrotraw> oh wait
[00:01:11] <Eltrotraw> flowknight hit tombs?
[00:01:13] <Eltrotraw> when did i miss thi
[00:01:49] <@flibbyjibbits> http://gyazo.com/2a730ce71a182e69f9f89522b76a9515
[00:02:06] <@flibbyjibbits> ph right yes
[00:02:13] <@flibbyjibbits> flowknight it tombs for
[00:02:38] <@flibbyjibbits> 26
[00:02:52] <@flibbyjibbits> last rund before you goty back
[00:02:53] <Eltrotraw> oh okay
[00:02:54] <Eltrotraw> uh
[00:03:24] <Eltrotraw> assuming i was at full health (i think i was)
[00:03:34] <Eltrotraw> 73/99
[00:03:44] <Eltrotraw> next round obv i'm gonna reload but i'm gonna wanna distance mself
[00:04:24] <Skeleton> Freddie Burning Hands with Flaring Spell (dazzles for one turn) at Blitzle
[00:04:28] <Skeleton> !roll 5 4
[00:04:29] <OBAMA> [Skeleton - 5d4] <2 1 2 4 1> <Total: 10>
[00:04:43] <@flibbyjibbits> ok
[00:06:43] <@flibbyjibbits> magmus turn
[00:10:22] <@flibbyjibbits> he steps to the side and casts conjure deadfall
[00:10:48] <@flibbyjibbits> hitting ekans and 1d8 freddies
[00:10:50] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8
[00:10:51] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d8] <6> <Total: 6>
[00:10:56] <Skeleton> that doesn't sound g-fuuuuuuck
[00:11:03] <@flibbyjibbits> now is one of these the real  one?
[00:11:05] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll  1 8
[00:11:07] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d8] <5> <Total: 5>
[00:11:08] <@flibbyjibbits> yes
[00:11:09] <Skeleton> i dunno is it
[00:11:11] <Skeleton> ow
[00:11:25] <@flibbyjibbits> deadfall is basically a thwomp
[00:11:41] <@flibbyjibbits> 5d6 damage
[00:11:46] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 5 6
[00:11:47] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 5d6] <4 6 5 3 2> <Total: 20>
[00:11:49] <Skeleton> :U
[00:11:54] <@flibbyjibbits> no save
[00:11:57] <Skeleton> whew
[00:12:24] <Skeleton> "AAAUUUHHHH!"
[00:12:43] <Skeleton> 2/46
[00:13:24] <@flibbyjibbits> its a silly spell
[00:13:34] <@flibbyjibbits> just conjues a thwomp that instantly falls and then vanishes
[00:14:05] <Fishfosh> wow
[00:14:15] <Fishfosh> 36/71 ekans
[00:14:50] <@flibbyjibbits> flow knight
[00:14:59] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 4
[00:15:00] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d4] <1> <Total: 1>
[00:15:02] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 5
[00:15:02] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d5] <5> <Total: 5>
[00:15:04] <@flibbyjibbits> rather
[00:15:28] <@flibbyjibbits> he swings his sword at a distance to aqua jet freddie
[00:15:37] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[00:15:38] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <4> <Total: 4>
[00:15:59] <@flibbyjibbits> whats his ac now with that extra smallness
[00:16:16] <Skeleton> 16
[00:17:44] <@flibbyjibbits> i think this should miss
[00:17:48] <@flibbyjibbits> yes it does
[00:18:55] <Skeleton> thank goodness
[00:20:15] <@flibbyjibbits> ekans turn
[00:20:38] <Fishfosh> he should now be able to full attack magmus, correct?
[00:20:57] <Fishfosh> well I guess it depends how far he stepped away
[00:21:18] <Skeleton> Isn't Ekans like a billion feet long
[00:21:27] <@flibbyjibbits> 15 feet because thats the radius of the deadfall
[00:22:08] <Fishfosh> urgh
[00:22:24] <Fishfosh> his bite has reach but not the rest of his attacks
[00:22:46] <Fishfosh> anyway, I guess move up to him again and grapple again
[00:22:49] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +18
[00:22:49] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+18)] <30> <12> <Total: 30>
[00:23:18] <Skeleton> much more better gooder
[00:23:28] <@flibbyjibbits> grapled
[00:23:39] <Skeleton> "Y-yeah, go get 'em snake"
[00:24:07] <Fishfosh> "Sssstay put!"
[00:24:34] <Skeleton> "Snakes from another plane"
[00:30:10] <Skeleton> Tombs turn?
[00:30:34] <@flibbyjibbits> yes
[00:30:43] <@flibbyjibbits> he reloads though
[00:31:23] <@flibbyjibbits> so pikkups turn i think
[00:31:29] <@flibbyjibbits> unless he reloaded last round
[00:31:30] <@flibbyjibbits> i forget
[00:31:33] <Eltrotraw> reloads and steps away from the freaky guys
[00:31:36] <Eltrotraw> no i'm reloading this round
[00:32:01] <@flibbyjibbits> ok
[00:33:16] <Skeleton> Hey Pikkup do you still have that wand of cure light wounds
[00:33:19] <Skeleton> do ya do ya
[00:34:43] <Fishfosh> he does
[00:35:06] <Fishfosh> it really won't help much though
[00:36:43] <Fishfosh> so, here I have a choice.  I am going to use lesser evolution surge
[00:37:03] <Fishfosh> however, I can choose between two tentacles for a massive 6 natural attacks, or even more strength
[00:38:13] <Fishfosh> fuckit it everyone loves rolling more dice, pikkup casts lesser evolution surge and Ekans sprouts 2 tentacles
[00:38:39] <Fishfosh> oh wait, can only pick one evolution with this spell
[00:38:43] <Fishfosh> +2 strength then
[00:39:03] <Fishfosh> making it currently 30
[00:39:19] <Fishfosh> done
[00:39:40] <Casey> Hmmmmmmm
[00:40:39] <Casey> Freddie is 2/46 but even if I healed him one Cure Light Wounds isn't a lot
[00:41:11] <Fishfosh> cure light wounds really isn't a good in-combat spell at this level
[00:41:36] <Casey> fuck
[00:41:54] <Casey> Let's bomb Magmus
[00:41:57] <Fishfosh> pls
[00:42:00] <Casey> No wait he's grappled
[00:42:09] <Fishfosh> don't bomb my buddy
[00:42:28] <Casey> Let's bomb Quetzal
[00:42:33] <Casey> !roll 1 20 +11
[00:42:34] <OBAMA> [Casey - 1d20(+11)] <23> <12> <Total: 23>
[00:42:44] <Casey> !roll 5 6 +4
[00:42:45] <OBAMA> [Casey - 5d6(+4)] <8 1 4 4 4> <4 1 4 4 4> <Total: 21>
[00:44:41] <Casey> and spontaneous heal to 15/48 (only two more of those left)
[00:47:22] <Casey> If quetzal didn't rip in peace from that it is his turn to be dangerous
[00:49:15] <@flibbyjibbits> he does not rip no
[00:51:28] <@flibbyjibbits> 16 damage to flow knight from rinori chain lightning
[00:52:42] <@flibbyjibbits> it does a windblast
[00:52:44] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[00:52:45] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <11> <Total: 11>
[00:53:05] <@flibbyjibbits> 25 cmb to knock everyone prone
[00:53:37] <Skeleton> I can't beat that ever
[00:54:14] <Fishfosh> Ekans is fine
[00:54:23] <Fishfosh> 34 cmd lol
[00:54:28] <Fishfosh> Pikkup, however, is proned
[00:55:35] <@flibbyjibbits> freddies turn
[00:55:55] <Skeleton> let's see what does prone do
[00:56:45] <Skeleton> thanks for being the slowest shit, internet
[00:57:26] <Eltrotraw> oh sory
[00:57:47] <Skeleton> nothing cool
[00:57:52] <Eltrotraw> !roll 1 20 +30 cmd ?
[00:57:53] <OBAMA> [Eltrotraw - 1d20(+30)] <48> <18> <Total: 48>
[00:57:56] <Eltrotraw> rip
[00:58:11] <Eltrotraw> it just occurred to me how pointless that was
[00:58:29] <Skeleton> Oh wait I was looking at the wrong thing, I actually could, not that it'd change anything...
[00:58:33] <Skeleton> !roll 1 20 +10
[00:58:35] <OBAMA> [Skeleton - 1d20(+10)] <27> <17> <Total: 27>
[00:58:59] <Skeleton> Okay now lightningbolts in quetzalface
[00:59:19] <Skeleton> !roll 10 6
[00:59:20] <OBAMA> [Skeleton - 10d6] <4 6 3 2 6 6 5 3 3 2> <Total: 40>
[01:00:03] <@flibbyjibbits> would it be funny or mean if it was resistant to lightning
[01:00:12] <Skeleton> flib pls
[01:00:17] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20 ref
[01:00:18] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20(ref)] <4> <4> <Total: 4>
[01:00:21] <@flibbyjibbits> whats dc
[01:00:26] <Skeleton> 17
[01:00:58] <@flibbyjibbits> pases
[01:01:09] <@flibbyjibbits> its alive
[01:01:10] <Skeleton> god dammit
[01:02:42] <@flibbyjibbits> magmus surveys the situation
[01:03:50] <Skeleton> from the grasp of a huge snake
[01:04:43] <@flibbyjibbits> lets see can he cast this spell while grappled
[01:05:25] <Skeleton> 'nope nope he cant'
[01:05:38] <Skeleton> 'never mind that i can while swallowed'
[01:05:43] <Fishfosh> ekans's cmb is +19, so the dc would be 29 + spell level
[01:05:47] <Skeleton> 'the rules are different for playable characters'
[01:05:49] <Fishfosh> so I'd be kind of impressed
[01:06:27] <@flibbyjibbits> probably not
[01:06:34] <@flibbyjibbits> so instead he'll just set himself on fire
[01:06:43] <@flibbyjibbits> which he can do since hes an outsider from the lava plane
[01:06:50] <Fishfosh> what a fuckass
[01:07:02] <Skeleton> ???
[01:07:06] <@flibbyjibbits> actually no, he doesnt really hate that ability
[01:07:24] <@flibbyjibbits> but it would be funny if he did
[01:07:35] <Skeleton> He commits sudoku?
[01:07:49] <@flibbyjibbits> instead he'll hit ekans with his sword
[01:07:52] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[01:07:53] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <2> <Total: 2>
[01:07:57] <Skeleton> fppt
[01:07:59] <@flibbyjibbits> ok maybe he wont
[01:08:09] <@flibbyjibbits> flow knight
[01:08:10] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[01:08:11] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <17> <Total: 17>
[01:08:15] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6
[01:08:16] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 2d6] <1 2> <Total: 3>
[01:08:31] <Fishfosh> Ekans: "What'sss the matter? Snake got your whole body?"
[01:08:37] <@flibbyjibbits> flow knight bonks freddie on the head with a jet of water, which if i recall corecctly puts him at -1
[01:08:59] <OBAMA> rip fukken frog
[01:09:19] <Eltrotraw> :<
[01:09:22] <@flibbyjibbits> also
[01:09:23] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[01:09:24] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <9> <Total: 9>
[01:09:28] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8
[01:09:29] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d8] <1> <Total: 1>
[01:09:47] <@flibbyjibbits> sends him flying a little ways away
[01:09:51] <Eltrotraw> ability dmg too? wow you rude
[01:09:53] <Eltrotraw> o
[01:09:53] <@flibbyjibbits> less than youd expect since a 1
[01:10:04] <Skeleton> "Grrgkh"
[01:10:44] <Skeleton> "I'm hurt bad..."
[01:13:04] <Skeleton> Freddie KO'd
[01:14:03] <Fishfosh> well, time for ekans to go to work
[01:14:51] <Fishfosh> release the grapple (free action) so that he can full attack
[01:15:12] <@flibbyjibbits> ok
[01:15:13] <Fishfosh> !roll 4 20 +17/+15/+13/+11
[01:15:14] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 4d20(+17/+15/+13/+11)] <33 28 27 22> <16 13 14 11> <Total: 110>
[01:15:20] <@flibbyjibbits> 3 hits
[01:15:22] <Fishfosh> multi attack is grand
[01:15:35] <Fishfosh> so that's bite, tail, and one wing
[01:15:46] <Fishfosh> !roll 2 6 +15 bite
[01:15:47] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 2d6(+15)] <21 5> <6 5> <Total: 26>
[01:15:53] <Skeleton> roll 4 20 snake weed everyday
[01:16:02] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 8 +5 tail
[01:16:03] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d8(+5)] <9> <4> <Total: 9>
[01:16:08] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 6 +5 wing
[01:16:09] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d6(+5)] <9> <4> <Total: 9>
[01:16:15] <Fishfosh> !roll 3 6 acid
[01:16:16] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 3d6(acid)] <4 5 5> <4 5 5> <Total: 14>
[01:16:22] <Fishfosh> 58
[01:16:57] <@flibbyjibbits> still up
[01:16:59] <Fishfosh> wow
[01:19:09] <Skeleton> Shootman shoot
[01:20:01] <Eltrotraw> oki
[01:20:08] <Eltrotraw> who are we attacking then
[01:20:18] <Eltrotraw> like i want to be sure who we focus here
[01:20:19] <Fishfosh> both of them have taken some pretty serious damage
[01:20:28] <Fishfosh> I think magmus is probably closer to going down
[01:20:40] <Eltrotraw> hm
[01:20:42] <Eltrotraw> okay
[01:20:46] <Eltrotraw> let's go back to magmus focus then
[01:20:48] <@flibbyjibbits> id go for quetzal
[01:20:53] <Eltrotraw> o
[01:20:55] <Eltrotraw> why that?
[01:21:11] <@flibbyjibbits> because i think magmus' next move is funny
[01:21:13] <@flibbyjibbits> but thats just me
[01:21:15] <Fishfosh> oh and flow knight exists which I keep forgetting
[01:21:19] <Eltrotraw> define funny
[01:21:23] <@flibbyjibbits> oh right yeah flow knight
[01:21:28] <Eltrotraw> funny for you or funny for us
[01:21:32] <@flibbyjibbits> both
[01:21:40] <@flibbyjibbits> actually it would probably kill freddie
[01:21:48] <Fishfosh> shoot him
[01:21:51] <Eltrotraw> !roll 2 20 +13/+13 so like i said
[01:21:52] <Skeleton> no :<
[01:21:52] <OBAMA> [Eltrotraw - 2d20(+13/+13)] <16 28> <3 15> <Total: 44>
[01:22:18] <Eltrotraw> oh sorry that should be +10/+10 if i'm small huh
[01:22:30] <Skeleton> I don't think they let people in and out of the underworld to retrieve frogs
[01:22:33] <Eltrotraw> 13/25
[01:22:36] <Eltrotraw> on magmus
[01:22:50] <Eltrotraw> first... hits or misses??
[01:22:54] <@flibbyjibbits> magmus is greivously injured
[01:23:01] <Eltrotraw> !roll 2 8
[01:23:02] <OBAMA> [Eltrotraw - 2d8] <4 7> <Total: 11>
[01:23:02] <@flibbyjibbits> first misses
[01:23:10] <Eltrotraw> okay so just 7+13
[01:23:12] <Eltrotraw> 20
[01:23:49] <@flibbyjibbits> magmus grunts in pain "You all have wasted enough of the time of Magmus."
[01:23:54] <@flibbyjibbits> "MAGMUS OUT"
[01:23:59] <@flibbyjibbits> he vanishes in a puff of smoke
[01:24:07] <Eltrotraw> "Good riddance."
[01:24:10] <@flibbyjibbits> which is how he returns to his home plane at 0 hp
[01:25:03] <Casey> "Any others having second thoughts about fighting us?"
[01:25:55] <Casey> probably an obvious bluff, not real confidence
[01:28:19] <@flibbyjibbits> pikkups turn
[01:28:30] <Fishfosh> ah, yeah
[01:29:03] <Fishfosh> Well, now would be a time to use the wand on freddie I suppose
[01:29:07] <Fishfosh> Cure Light Wounds
[01:29:17] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 8 I forget if this wand had any bonus on it
[01:29:18] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d8(I)] <2> <2> <Total: 2>
[01:29:37] <Casey> is that how negative HP works? no special rituals to cross back into positives?
[01:30:00] <Eltrotraw> no
[01:30:02] <Skeleton> 1/42
[01:30:04] <Fishfosh> nope
[01:30:11] <Fishfosh> just, you're back up with 1
[01:30:12] <Eltrotraw> the special rituals  happen when you reach -conmod hp
[01:30:15] <Eltrotraw> or was it -10
[01:30:23] <Eltrotraw> -10 - conmod?
[01:30:25] <Fishfosh> that special ritual is YOU DIED
[01:30:32] <Skeleton> Con
[01:30:34] <Eltrotraw> well either way past a certain negative point you actually die
[01:30:34] <@flibbyjibbits> -con score
[01:30:40] <Skeleton> Of which Freddie actually has a lot
[01:30:40] <Fishfosh> -con score yeah
[01:30:43] <Skeleton> 15
[01:30:45] <Skeleton> anyway
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[01:31:00] <Skeleton> "Gk-auuh" Freddie groans
[01:31:02] <Fishfosh> wizards only really need int so might as well also have high con
[01:31:11] <Fishfosh> for not dying purposes
[01:31:30] <Eltrotraw> tombs will lock onto quetzal since apparently it's probably next deadliest
[01:31:33] <Eltrotraw> from assumption
[01:31:37] <Skeleton> "oh my head"
[01:31:40] <Eltrotraw> though in character tombs will proabbly want to kill flow
[01:31:53] <Eltrotraw> but he need to relode
[01:31:57] <Casey> Sangria bombs Quetzal
[01:32:02] <Casey> !roll 1 20 +11
[01:32:03] <OBAMA> [Casey - 1d20(+11)] <24> <13> <Total: 24>
[01:32:07] <@flibbyjibbits> hist
[01:32:08] <Casey> !roll 5 6 +4
[01:32:08] <OBAMA> [Casey - 5d6(+4)] <6 6 6 2 2> <2 6 6 2 2> <Total: 22>
[01:32:30] <@flibbyjibbits> quetzal is died
[01:32:36] <Casey> "Cease and desist living, bird!"
[01:32:52] <Eltrotraw>  oh
[01:32:54] <Eltrotraw> well there you go
[01:34:21] <@flibbyjibbits> quetzal forms a giant intimidating vortex, then flies into it and dissapears, and so does the vortex
[01:34:29] <@flibbyjibbits> freddies turn
[01:34:56] <Skeleton> Freddie shakily fires a lightningbolt at waterman
[01:35:01] <Skeleton> !roll 10 6
[01:35:03] <OBAMA> [Skeleton - 10d6] <6 3 3 1 5 1 1 3 1 1> <Total: 25>
[01:36:05] <Eltrotraw> lightning shake
[01:36:13] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[01:36:14] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <20> <Total: 20>
[01:36:28] <@flibbyjibbits> its actually made every single reflex save thats been aimed at it
[01:36:49] <@flibbyjibbits> maya shoots it twice but its immune to nonlethal damage so it doesnt matter
[01:37:23] <Moonside> Should've taken those Knowledge skill points
[01:39:06] <@flibbyjibbits> oh its his turn now
[01:39:18] <@flibbyjibbits> it goes after tombs again
[01:39:30] <@flibbyjibbits> righly judging him to be the least lawful party member
[01:39:34] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[01:39:35] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <17> <Total: 17>
[01:39:37] <@flibbyjibbits> hits
[01:39:43] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 2 6 +9
[01:39:44] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 2d6(+9)] <13 6> <4 6> <Total: 19>
[01:39:50] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 8 lawful
[01:39:51] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d8(lawful)] <4> <4> <Total: 4>
[01:39:54] <@flibbyjibbits> !roll 1 20
[01:39:55] <OBAMA> [flibbyjibbits - 1d20] <10> <Total: 10>
[01:40:09] <@flibbyjibbits> tomb's super high cmd saves him from hydraulic  tricks
[01:41:21] <Fishfosh> Ekans will go in to bite more heads off
[01:41:31] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +17
[01:41:31] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+17)] <21> <4> <Total: 21>
[01:41:47] <@flibbyjibbits> blocked
[01:41:53] <Fishfosh> the number 4 has failed me
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[01:42:43] <Skeleton> Tombs reloading or what
[01:43:15] <Eltrotraw> yessir
[01:45:13] <Skeleton> Then pikkup
[01:45:22] <Eltrotraw> fishifoshhhhhhhhhhhh
[01:45:33] <Fishfosh> ok
[01:45:45] <Fishfosh> not all that much he can do tbh
[01:45:52] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 20 +9 crossbow?
[01:45:53] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d20(+9)] <23> <14> <Total: 23>
[01:46:05] <@flibbyjibbits> hits
[01:46:10] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 8
[01:46:11] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d8] <7> <Total: 7>
[01:46:16] <@flibbyjibbits> ok
[01:46:19] <@flibbyjibbits> sangria
[01:46:20] <Fishfosh> 8 actually it's +1
[01:46:24] <Fishfosh> and uh
[01:46:28] <Fishfosh> can it take fire damage
[01:46:30] <Fishfosh> ?
[01:46:49] <@flibbyjibbits> sure
[01:46:50] <Fishfosh> I don't expect it to, but figure I should ask
[01:46:52] <Fishfosh> oh
[01:46:56] <Fishfosh> !roll 1 6 fire
[01:46:56] <OBAMA> [Fishfosh - 1d6(fire)] <4> <4> <Total: 4>
[01:47:09] <@flibbyjibbits> enemies start to lose resistances as the sun starts rising
[01:47:20] <@flibbyjibbits> its like every single enemy in the campaign is a vampire
[01:47:58] <Casey> Okay BOMB
[01:48:00] <Fishfosh> but only irl
[01:48:03] <Casey> !roll 1 20 +11
[01:48:04] <OBAMA> [Casey - 1d20(+11)] <22> <11> <Total: 22>
[01:48:12] <Moonside> ＴＨＥ  ＭＯＲＮＩＮＧ  ＳＵＮ  ＨＡＳ  ＶＡＮＱＵＩＳＨＥＤ  ＴＨＥ  ＨＯＲＲＩＢＬＥ  ＮＩＧＨＴ．
[01:48:31] <Casey> Flibbits? We happy?
[01:49:19] <@flibbyjibbits> ok
[01:49:22] <Casey> !roll 5 6 +4
[01:49:22] <@flibbyjibbits> bombs are touch ac
[01:49:23] <OBAMA> [Casey - 5d6(+4)] <5 3 4 6 1> <1 3 4 6 1> <Total: 19>
[01:49:48] <@flibbyjibbits> continue to freddie
[01:49:54] <@flibbyjibbits> wait, drom is attempting
[01:52:08] <Fishfosh> while we're paused, I'd like to bask in the glory of Ekans' 1064lb light load
[01:52:35] <Moonside> Did Ekans get trogdor-style muscular arms yet
[01:52:38] <Fishfosh> he can push/drag 8 tons
[01:52:41] <Fishfosh> no
[01:52:42] <Skeleton> Hehehehehehhe
[01:52:50] <Skeleton> Put one of those beefy arms on him for good measure
[01:52:56] <Fishfosh> That could happen at any time with a cast of evolution surge though
[01:53:05] <Aurida> strong