avocadogreen

	[keep your voice cheerful, jovial, almost chipper - you’re in a GREAT mood, because you’re getting to do your favorite thing]

	Oh, hey, you’re up!

	Yeah, I used a lot of chloroform on that rag, sorry about that - still getting used to it, you know how it is when you’re experimenting with a new thing.

	Where are we?

	Oh, we’re in your bathroom.

	Don’t you recognize it?

	… oh, I should take the blindfold off, huh?

	There we go - it’s nice to see that lovely face of yours again….

	Oh, you don’t recognize me?

	I held the door open for you the other day.

	Yeah, I said I was the new handman - maybe you’d recognize me better if I was wearing the blue coveralls, but they’re not inconspicuous at this time of night, since all your regular staff have gone off for the night.

	Well, okay, no, not YOUR staff, you’re not the person who owns this building, but… you get my point, don’t you?

	Sorry, I’m going on a tangent. I’ve got a bad habit of rambling.

	So!

	I’m going to try something I’ve been curious about for a while, & you’re going to be my test subject!

	Don’t worry.

	It won’t hurt.

	Let’s just… get you up, there we go… up on your knees, we’ll just press your belly into the lip of the tub.

	You’re right, that IS your bathtub! Good on you, recognizing your own bathroom fixtures.

	I have to ask you - what is UP with this color scheme?

	Avocado green? Really?

	It isn’t the seventies anymore, my friend….

	… no answer?

	If you’re just going to keep crying, it’s not like I can keep holding a conversation, can I?

	That’s no fun.

	I get that this isn’t exactly what you wanted to be doing on your Saturday night - I don’t think anyone wants to wake up on their bathroom floor at one in the morning, bound up by a virtual stranger, but stil.

	You can at least try to make it enjoyable for me, right?

	For fuck sake, stop crying.

	[slap sound]

	Still?

	God, that’s the worst part of this.

	I should’ve used more chloroform.

	I wouldn’t have to listen to your whining.

	[mocking]

	“Get out, stop it.”

	I don’t fucking care what you want, okay?

	What about MY needs? Are you so selfish that you won’t even care about the shit that’s important to ME?

	… & you’re still crying.

	For fuck sake, stop whining.

	[wet noises - you’ve just shoved their face into the water of the bathtub]

	I’m just gonna hold your head under until you’ve stopped thrashing.

	What are you even complaining about?

	It’s warm water! Not too hot, not too cold… I checked myself!

	If you can stay completely still, you’ll have shown me that you’re willing to cooperate, & if you cooperate, I’ll let you breathe.

	[more splashing, then gradual stopping]

	There we go.

	Much better.

	Let me… oh geez, yeah, you’ve got some hair in your face, let me fix that….

	Oh, your face is all wet, let me fix that, it can’t be comfortable.

	I’ll just use this towel… more avocado green.

	Do you just like avocado green, or did someone just choose these for you?

	Yeah, there we go. I’ll tuck your hair behind your ears… you’ve got such a nice face.

	[wet noises - you’re kissing them now, & then a startled pain noise]

	OW!

	You did NOT just bite me!

	After I complimented you, too!

	God, you’re ungrateful.

	Ungrateful people don’t get air.

	[more wet noises - you’ve shoved their head under the water again]

	Yeah, yeah, thrash, thrash… god you’re fucking boring.

	Okay.

	Since this is boring me, I’m gonna make this… more interesting.

	[fabric noises - you’re ripping their pajama pants down]

	I must admit, that’s a pretty excellent ass.

	It was one of the first things that caught my eye, honestly.

	[you’ve pulled them back up above the water again, then you slap them on the ass, hard enough that it might hurt your hand a bit]

	Well, no, tell a lie, it was your lovely face, but if you’re going to bite my face, I’m not gonna risk my cock.

	It’s a pity - I’d love to watch your face, but… you’re not really deserving of air, are you?

	Now, let’s just… spread your ass open - stop struggling, for fuck sake, it’s just my cock.

	You’ve never had a cock in your ass before?

	I’m not even IN you yet, I’m just rubbing it against the crack of your ass.

	Okay, here we go, let’s just… mmm…. There’s your hole, I’ll just prod it gently with the head of my cock, right….

	Mmm, yes, god, that’s a good squeeze….

	You’re really tight - I could totally believe you’ve never had anything in here before.

	Oh, for fuck sake, stop screaming, I’m not even going that hard.

	Yes, just… mmm… sliiiide it in, right past that one ring of muscle, &... fuck, your ass is tight.

	I’m all the way in now, & you’re just squeezing me.

	For fuck sake, I’m not gonna take it out.

	Not after all this effort to put it in!

	You’re getting annoying….

	[you’re holding their head under the water again]

	There we go, nice & quiet, & you’re getting tighter, the more I hold you down.

	Fuck, yeah… keep doing that, I’m just gonna… fuck, keep fucking you… just like that….

	[insert sex noises here, maybe some dark/dirty talk, although please keep your voice jovial & friendly]

	Oh, god, yes, let’s… & up again.

	[you’re letting them breathe again]

	If I didn’t know better, I might think you’re enjoying this, from the way you’re squirming against me, jerking your hips… you like it, don’t you?

	No?

	No the answer I wanna hear.

	Back underwater you go.

	[more splashing - you’re shoving their head back under the water]

	Now… fuck, this is good, keep squeezing, just like that.

	I’m going to cum in your ass, & you’re gonna fucking thank me for it.

	God… yes, keep thrashing… you like it like this? Me bent over you like this, my chest pressed against your back, fucking your ass with long, smooth strokes, as you gasp & struggle for air?

	Your heartbeat must be getting loud in your ears - maybe you’ve got water up your nose, which must be uncomfortable.

	I can feel your ass pulsing around me, your heart must be beating so hard.

	Does it hurt?

	The pressure in your head, behind your eyes, just building & building, as I keep my hand on the back of your head, keeping your head right under the water.

	Yes, keep thrashing, keep grinding back against my, fuuuuuuck, PLEASE keep doing that, I’m going to cum in you, I’m going to cum like a goddamn fountain.

	… not even a thank you? Not even going still.

	Fuck you, then.

	You don’t get to breathe anymore.

	You can stay under there until you’ve learned your lesson, & I’m gonna take out my frustrations on this tight little hole, as I fuck you harder, until I’ve had my fill.

	Fuck, it’s been so long since I’ve gotten a chance to empty my balls into a nice, tight, hot hole.

	You’re barely even bleeding - there are people who would PAY for this kind of deep ass fucking, you know that?

	Yeah, that’s right, you’re starting to calm down… very good.

	I can tell that you’re enjoying this - I can see that you’re getting aroused.

	Fuck, yes, I’ll just push you a little deeper, that’s fine, just tell me when you want out, but… fuck, fuck, I’m so close, I’m so close, I’m gonna cum, I’m gonna… fuck….

	[orgasm noises]

	God, that… you’re an excellent piece of ass, holy fuck.

	I guess you deserve some air after all.

	Although… huh.

	[chuckle]

	I guess I kept you under for too long, huh?

	I’d say that’s what you fuckin’ deserve, for being so ungrateful, but I don’t know if ANYONE deserves to be raped to death in an avocado green bathtub.

	Oh well.

	Lesson learned.