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  1. PCs will never again be considered legitimate gaming systems, and I'll tell you why. People are SICK of the unmarked system requirements. Hey, nevermind the labeled requirements themselves getting higher and higher, spending more than the cost of a whole console on just the videocard every two years. Let's put that aside, that's a whole other argument. The issue is the unmarked shit. The "oh sure, your card doubles the requirements, but it's not a nVidia so it's still nor working." The "oh sure, your card QUADRUPLES the requirements (yes, fucking quadruples, this happened) but it only has pixel shader 2.0 and the game requires 3.0 even though it looks WORSE than games five years previous that used fucking 1.0." The eight installation disks, the 15 gigs of space it requires on your system, the hours of installation time, the MONTHLY FEES that World of Virgins has made acceptable for the industry.
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  3. On a console, you pop in that brand new game released today, right into your six year old 360, and it still plays flawlessly. No graphical glitches, no framerate issues, nothing. Seemless, perfect performance. You paid less for your console off the shelf at Best Buy the day it was released than you'd get a new videocard from whatever website you can name today. Monthly fees? Fuck you, nobody makes you pay money every month for the privilege of playing a game you purchased already. No "well you have the raw power in your cards but it's not a brand we like", no "vertex shader", whatever the FUCK that is, no bullshit. You buy it, you know it works, it works PERFECTLY, and it's just easy, hassle free videogaming.
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  5. So fuck you, PCs, your time is up.
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  7. In b4 RRoD, implying PC hardware never ever breaks down.
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