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>be anon
>be spooky pirate skeleton
>The ship you're on is the Dutchess
>"why am I in this stupid getup again anon?"
"because yer my first mate, anne boney!"
>she sighs
>"I'm your only mate, This isn't a harem."
>you raise your finger to make a point, but can't think of anything
"so, why did I not get an invite to this shit show?"
>"I bet they thought that you would plunder their booty or something."
"I already know of some booty I be plunder'n later"
>you take your eyeglass out and aim it at her backside
"Yarr Harr!"
>you point your eyeglass up to the sight of a ferris wheel
"LAND HO! Have a fun time, and don't forget to steal some shit."
> [spoiler] "bone you later Spooky man." [/spoiler]
>she hops off the boat and walks through the gate
>you put the eyeglass up to your eye for one last glace, but it's not in your hands anymore
>that sneaky boner