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- 10 ° C Residents of prefabricated housing in Helsinki turn on central heating. Lappi people planting flowers.
- 5 ° C Lappi people basking in the sun.
- 2 ° C Italian cars do not start.
- 0 ° C pure water freezes.
- -1 ° C breath becomes visible. Lappi people eat ice cream and drink cold beer.
- -4 ° C cat wants to be slipped under the blanket with you.
- -10 ° C Time to plan a holiday in Africa. Lappi people go to swim.
- -12 ° C too cold to snow.
- -15 ° C U.S. cars do not start.
- -20 ° C You can hear your breath.
- -22 ° C French cars do not start.
- -23 ° C Politicians begin to feel sorry the homeless.
- -24 ° C German cars do not start.
- -26 ° C Your breath can be cut into blocks for building an igloo.
- -29 ° C cat wants to be put in your pajamas.
- -30 ° C No real car can start anymore. Lappi cursing loudly, kicking the tires and go to work with Lada.
- -31 ° C too cold for kisses, lips froze from one another. Lapland football team started training for the spring season.
- -39 ° C Mercury freezes. Too cold to think. Lappi people fasten the top button of his shirt.
- -40 ° C car also wants in bed. Lappi people break out their sweaters.
- -44 ° C my Finnish colleague starts considering closing the office window.
- -50 ° C walruses leave Greenland. Lappi people closed window of the toilet.
- -70 ° C Polar bears leave the North Pole. University of Rovaniemi (Lapland) organized ski trip.
- -75 ° C Santa leaves the Arctic Circle. Lappi people pull hat over your ears.
- -120 ° C Alcohol freezes. Consequence - Lappi people are very grumpy.
- -268 ° C is liquid helium.
- -270 ° C Hell freezes.
- -273 ° C Absolute zero. Brownian motion of particles suspended. Lappi people admit that it's a little cold and ask for another block of brandy-on-a-stick.
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