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Subtitles by explosiveskull
akumenang.com

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NATE: My name's Nate.

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I like baseball and I like Thai food,

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a universal something of which
all Jewish men are expected,

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though neither as much as I used to.

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Thai food especially, the stuff...

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the stuff turns me into Vesuvius.

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I work for the public library

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at Central Branch on Chestnut Street

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but I used to live in Queens, New York.

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I grew up in Queens,

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lived most of my life there.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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♪ I remember Tampa ♪

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♪ The way she used to be ♪

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♪ The places we would run to ♪

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♪ The faces we would see ♪

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♪ Yes, I remember Tampa ♪

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♪ Those precious memories ♪

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♪ A city rising on the move ♪

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♪ A simple yet progressive groove ♪

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♪ I remember Tampa ♪

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♪ She remembers me ♪

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♪ She remembers me ♪

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♪ Walking through the park at night ♪

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♪ Beneath the moss filled trees ♪

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♪ Children running, riding bike ♪

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♪ Foot loose and fancy free ♪

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♪ I remember Tampa ♪

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♪ Those sweet soft memories ♪

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♪ The city that I call my home ♪

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♪ A home from which I never roam ♪

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♪ I remember Tampa, yeah ♪

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♪ She remembers me ♪

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♪ She remembers me ♪

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♪ To preserve its history, yeah ♪

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♪ Alright now, don't forget ♪

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♪ Thursdays, seven PM on TBCN ♪

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♪ Home of the Tampa Native Show ♪

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I'm a New Yorker by birth,

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Austin college.

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I'm a New Yorker by birth.

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Austin, Texas for college.

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Moved to LA two years ago.

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It's been sufficient, fine.

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Blah is the word for it, really.

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Yeah that's a good word, blah.

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The sound of vomiting.

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Truth is the last two years

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have been matrimonial bliss.

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(SAD MUSIC)

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You're a cute little fella, aren't you?

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Oh, you're a girl.

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I'm now spying on my wife.

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(WOMAN LAUGHING)

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NINA: No way Greg, not okay.

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GREG: Seriously though hurry this up.

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NINA: Stop tickling me.

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GREG: Do that thing you like.

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NINA: Not in public, are you crazy?

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GREG: If not here,
then where, when, how, why

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and with whom, with whom?

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NINA: Inside, soon,
I promise you'll see me

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because we are outside and with me.

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You dummy... Use your melon for once.

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GREG: You better open that door

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and don't call me a dummy.

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Don't ever call me a dummy.

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NINA: I can't help it if you...

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GREG: Just open it, Nina.

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NINA: Will you just stop?

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GREG: We'll have us a deal.

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I'll use your melons

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and toss me a fruit salad.

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NINA: I'm on the
neighborhood committee.

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GREG: Open that sesame for me.

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NINA: Gross, that was unnecessary.

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GREG: I thought you were into allusion.

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NINA: You thought wrong.

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Go to hell.

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Home sweet home.

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'Bout fucking time, I say.

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Want to play policeman today?

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Why do we always play games?

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GREG: Jesus, you are no fun.

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NINA: We play that game too often.

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GREG: Which one, Jesus or policeman?

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Stop it, stop!

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Okay, fine, no games alright,

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no dice, no cards, no losers.

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Just winners.

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Winners deserve comfort

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in the VIP suite.

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I'll even let you handcuff me.

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You still got those cuffs right?

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NINA: Hoping I can find a gag too.

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GREG: That sounds hot,
you got one of those?

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NINA: Especially for me.

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GREG: Hey, I can be pretty adorable.

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NINA: If the stars are all aligned.

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Well I am your cosmic Casanova.

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Usually you're a pain in my asteroid.

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It's the adventure
that turns you on though,

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not my good looks or my
rocket like thrusting.

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Oh, back to pain in
the asteroid it seems.

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Moving too fast for NASA to track you.

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Houston, we are ready for touchdown.

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(LAUGHING)

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Nothing personal, lady, okay.

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Just doing my job.

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NINA: And you're absolutely certain

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that a search is necessary officer?

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My certainty is assured

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with a money back guarantee

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minus shipping and handling.

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But I have nothing at all to hide.

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I'm just a mild mannered lawyer.

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I'd never get tied up in
the business you mentioned.

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You just got to believe me, officer sir,

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you just gotta.

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That's what they all say, cram it.

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I'm gonna need to inspect every crevice,

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every nook and cranny.

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At least that's what this here
official warrant has to say.

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Unless you want to spend
breakfast with the judge.

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Well I suppose if you insist,

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inspect away.

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(GIGGLING)

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Believe me, ma'am,

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the department appreciates
your cooperation.

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(LAUGHING)

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Oh hello.

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(MOANING)

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Greggie found gold.

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(MOANING)

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So how exactly may I be of service?

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Books.

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I need one,

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that's what a library's for isn't it?

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I see books all over.

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Something specific in mind?

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Existentialism, dystopian worlds,

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perhaps tragic comedy?

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Go lighter.

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Lighter?

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Are we talking marshmallows,
clouds, trampolines?

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Poolside reading,

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housewives discovering themselves

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through, well, the pool guy.

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I see.

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Stuff to help me fall
asleep at night, you know?

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Have anything in that genre?

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Nothing too crass, obviously,

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just the right amount
of crass if you have it.

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Right.

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Well, we have full volumes
on the Crimean War.

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I think that'll help you fall asleep.

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Were there Speedos back then?

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Sorry, not that I'm aware of

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but if you're looking for
something a little more cheerful,

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exciting,

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dare I say uplifting,

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I recommend a fella named Franz.

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Sounds like fun.

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Anything of his involve bugs?

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Was always fascinated as a girl.

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But then again, aren't all young girls?

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Exactly right.

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Bugs, they love 'em.

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Mind if I stick with
pirate biceps this go round?

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I would actually, a great deal.

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Well, then I won't be
sharing the blanket tonight.

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(GENTLE MUSIC)

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(MOANING)

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(GIGGLING)

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Alright, pop quiz time.

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(LAUGHS)

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What?

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No, nothing.

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Did I say something?

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No.

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Besides it's a free country,

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you can say whatever you'd
like, wrong or right.

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That is true, that is quite true.

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Well shit, Greg, out with it.

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Okay, alright, I'm just thinking here.

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Have you ever been to Tampa before?

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It is ultra classy there.

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Let's not cripple the moment.

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We were having such a nice
time together, weren't we?

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I thought you agreed
not to do this anymore.

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We were having a great time.

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You always say that.

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I'm married.

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I say that a lot too.

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Do you realize the opportunities

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out there for people like us?

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We could make millions like nothing, Nina,

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we could be swimming in it.

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I've got some solid connections.

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I bet you do,

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I bet you do.

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So it's a no-brainer then?

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Let's go.

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We could leave tomorrow afternoon.

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NINA: Tomorrow, for good?

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Too soon?

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How 'bout Thursday?

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What about all my stuff?

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You're stuck on a loop.

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Let's go to Chicago,
Miami, Tampa, New Orleans.

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It's a new city every week.

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St. Louis is nice.

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I like it here.

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I like Los Angeles.

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Nobody likes Los Angeles, Nina.

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At least consider it, you know?

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I mean, isn't it obvious

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what I'm asking here?

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I'm gonna keep talking here, Nina

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'cause I...

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You're the best there is

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and we could do so great in Portland.

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Oh shit, Greg, damn it.

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GREG: What's the matter now?

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NINA: It's 5:30.

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Yeah so?

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NINA: Come on, you know the drill.

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Baked ham just for me?

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NINA: Kitchen's closed.

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How are you full again?

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GREG: I just am.

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GREG: All I need is five minutes.

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NINA: Nuh-uh.

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GREG: Six minutes?

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NINA: No.

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GREG: Seven minutes absolute max.

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Stop it.

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GREG: 10 minutes, tops.

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Alright, request denied.

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GREG: Hey, I'll scrub your
back with this loofah thing,

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you'll like that.

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You will like that a whole lot.

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Plus, I need some help.

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There's some areas I can't reach.

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What you need is to rest that thing?

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And time is marching on, as they say.

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GREG: Who are they?

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What?

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GREG: As they say, who are they?

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They are they.

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Everyone is they.

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Well they are assholes.

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Hey, won't you get me some clean socks?

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Greg.

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I know, I know, you
hate me wearing his socks.

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I give his footwear a new lease on life

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and they bring me luck, you know?

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I once wore those red
socks of his to a meeting.

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I sold the client in like five minutes.

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The guy looks at me and says,

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"Hey pal, where'd you get
those fancy red socks?"

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I nearly shit myself.

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I said, "Oh I don't know,

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"my mom gave 'em to me for my birthday."

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Isn't your mother dead?

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What?

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No Nina, hell, just give
me the red socks, alright?

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NINA: Alright.

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(SIGHS)

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(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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(COUGHING)

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Welcome back, my dear lady.

274
00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:43,515
I hope your trip was
pleasant and bountiful.

275
00:14:43,517 --> 00:14:45,438
What's with you and hot showers?

276
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,108
It's a sauna in here.

277
00:14:47,110 --> 00:14:48,378
- Oops.
- Oops.

278
00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:49,838
- Oops.
- Oops he says.

279
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,778
I'll look like a Picabia
when it's all said and done

280
00:14:51,780 --> 00:14:53,777
because of your tiny oops.

281
00:14:53,779 --> 00:14:57,058
First thing, there's
nothing tiny about my Picabia

282
00:14:57,060 --> 00:15:00,338
and second thing, what are those?

283
00:15:00,340 --> 00:15:03,196
Enough, they weren't there.

284
00:15:03,198 --> 00:15:04,978
GREG: Seriously Nina?

285
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,158
They're socks, alright,

286
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,318
they can't just walk of on their own,

287
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,620
they need feet, they need.

288
00:15:13,504 --> 00:15:15,323
I hate those clown socks.

289
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,744
They're itchy

290
00:15:18,746 --> 00:15:21,822
and I still think you should
shower with me because

291
00:15:21,824 --> 00:15:24,407
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

292
00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:29,973
Five minutes.

293
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,653
That's all you get.

294
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:41,385
If you catch it, I'm gonna reel it in.

295
00:15:41,387 --> 00:15:43,903
Don't let it go, poke, poke, poke.

296
00:15:43,905 --> 00:15:46,072
Stay with Gregalicous... Gregalicious

297
00:15:48,576 --> 00:15:49,596
You're revolting.

298
00:15:49,598 --> 00:15:51,519
Poke, poke, poke. Pinch, pinch, pinch.

299
00:15:51,521 --> 00:15:53,760
NINA: Greg!

300
00:15:53,762 --> 00:15:55,343
Greg!

301
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:57,434
GREG: Ohhh, I caught me a beauty.

302
00:15:57,436 --> 00:15:59,603
(MOANING)

303
00:16:05,606 --> 00:16:08,606
Well that was quick, good for you.

304
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,270
Sorry, five minutes.

305
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:18,550
Time's up?

306
00:16:30,914 --> 00:16:33,463
We could do great in Seattle too.

307
00:16:33,465 --> 00:16:34,715
Unbelievable.

308
00:16:35,683 --> 00:16:38,508
GREG: Or Milwaukee.

309
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:39,458
What's for dinner?

310
00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,748
A pacifier and some warm milk.

311
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,618
GREG: Says enough about you.

312
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,403
Nothing good, trust me.

313
00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:48,538
Seriously though, what's for dinner?

314
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,358
NINA: I think Nate bought chicken.

315
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:52,693
(SAD MUSIC)

316
00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,408
NATE: The big D,

317
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:08,198
the one thing I prefer to avoid

318
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,283
but it does happen, oh it does.

319
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:14,588
My parents gave up when I was 10.

320
00:17:14,590 --> 00:17:16,040
Look how nicely I turned out.

321
00:17:22,726 --> 00:17:23,770
GREG: Chicken again?

322
00:17:23,772 --> 00:17:24,678
Why can't we go out?

323
00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:28,288
Like Chinese or Korean
or, oh, I know Italian?

324
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:29,358
NINA: I'm not in the mood.

325
00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,818
GREG: The place down
the block are is top notch.

326
00:17:30,820 --> 00:17:33,938
Persist, good sir, and
you'll find a dull butter knife

327
00:17:33,940 --> 00:17:35,698
performing your second circumcision.

328
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:37,358
Ooh, kosher food.

329
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:38,838
Never tried that, sounds yummy.

330
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,668
I don't care about yummy.

331
00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,688
I care about cooking
whatever I have in the house.

332
00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,719
My treat, even though I paid last time.

333
00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:46,972
No, I paid last time.

334
00:17:46,974 --> 00:17:48,948
Breath Nina, breath.

335
00:17:48,950 --> 00:17:50,018
I want to have something ready

336
00:17:50,020 --> 00:17:51,498
when he gets home from work.

337
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,008
The first person home cooks,

338
00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:54,198
that's marriage 101.

339
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,318
It's always Nate this, Nate that.

340
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,528
We never get to finish our business.

341
00:17:57,530 --> 00:17:59,058
We're always sneaking around.

342
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,008
He's such a nuisance

343
00:18:00,010 --> 00:18:00,841
and I know you agree.

344
00:18:00,843 --> 00:18:02,078
NINA: He's always
hungry when he gets home.

345
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,348
I think it's those ridiculous
breakfast bars he eats.

346
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,868
I don't care about his breakfast.

347
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,298
You said he might come home early.

348
00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,639
That is not what I said.

349
00:18:08,641 --> 00:18:10,718
Two to one he surprises you.

350
00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:12,538
Greg, he never comes home early.

351
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:13,708
I'm the one who does that

352
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:15,310
and it's always to surprise him.

353
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:18,038
I know you know that.

354
00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,188
In fact, I know you know

355
00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,543
that I know you know that.

356
00:18:20,545 --> 00:18:21,922
Huh?

357
00:18:21,924 --> 00:18:23,778
Where's my meal, Nina?

358
00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:24,768
Fine.

359
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:26,558
I can cook for you too

360
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,148
but it has to be something I already have.

361
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,463
I don't like that plan.

362
00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:34,518
Maybe I'll go out on
my own like a dumb ass.

363
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,388
You said it, not me.

364
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:38,868
I really want veal parmageeana.

365
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,737
It's Parmesan, Parmesan.

366
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,758
I'll make pasta, how 'bout that?

367
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,910
Pasta's never enough.

368
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,588
Once I get my mind set on something,

369
00:18:49,590 --> 00:18:50,981
it's all I want and believe in.

370
00:18:50,983 --> 00:18:53,383
I've always been that way, always.

371
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,181
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

372
00:19:04,183 --> 00:19:06,268
No, no, no, no, don't you dare.

373
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,068
Now show me where it hurts baby.

374
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:08,901
You know I hate this game.

375
00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:11,318
Oh suddenly you don't like games?

376
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,066
Come on, is it your heart?

377
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,558
Let's have a wittle wisten.

378
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,638
Now, Dr. Nina is in.

379
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,471
Nina.

380
00:19:18,473 --> 00:19:21,044
Good Lord, I don't hear a single tick.

381
00:19:21,046 --> 00:19:24,948
Oh that's right, you don't
have a heart, do you?

382
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,484
I saw your chart.

383
00:19:26,486 --> 00:19:28,298
Well what is it then?

384
00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,808
What could it be?

385
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:33,567
Hmm, I know, I figured it out.

386
00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:34,695
You have?

387
00:19:34,697 --> 00:19:37,278
Is it not happy?

388
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,703
Is it not working?

389
00:19:40,070 --> 00:19:43,798
Nina, you don't know
how phenomenal Tampa is.

390
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,358
It's right beside the Gulf of Mexico,

391
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,808
it is gorgeous.

392
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,641
You're gorgeous,

393
00:19:47,643 --> 00:19:48,768
you love gorgeous.

394
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,658
There's this hotel

395
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:52,766
with an incredible four
course brunch, four.

396
00:19:52,768 --> 00:19:54,020
(MIMICKING GUNSHOT)

397
00:19:54,022 --> 00:19:58,034
NINA: Shoes Greg, now, downstairs.

398
00:19:58,036 --> 00:20:01,680
♪ Or maybe you just really don't ♪

399
00:20:01,682 --> 00:20:06,634
♪ Now I'm not saying I'm not an asshole ♪

400
00:20:06,636 --> 00:20:10,219
♪ Just that you're one too ♪

401
00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,798
And you think that maybe this section

402
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:17,073
is where I'll find what I'm looking for?

403
00:20:18,275 --> 00:20:20,219
NATE: Anything is possible.

404
00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:23,033
We've been going in circles.

405
00:20:24,203 --> 00:20:28,008
Well I certainly can't be blamed

406
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:31,797
for your constant changes
of heart now, can I?

407
00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:35,963
First you want one type
of book, then another.

408
00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,103
What is that supposed to mean?

409
00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:45,428
Simply whatever you
need, I will find it.

410
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,828
Quite the confident librarian, huh?

411
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,853
I didn't know that was a
professional trait of your kind.

412
00:20:52,850 --> 00:20:54,203
Is that offensive to say?

413
00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,220
Confidence isn't necessary for our kind.

414
00:21:00,421 --> 00:21:04,851
Everything, everything
before you is cataloged.

415
00:21:04,853 --> 00:21:06,596
Kind of old fashioned,

416
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,860
libraries that is.

417
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:12,763
What made you get into
library sciences anyway?

418
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,938
What made you get into law?

419
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,390
I wanted to protect people.

420
00:21:18,776 --> 00:21:22,233
Well, I wanted to protect books.

421
00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:27,438
Back to this fellow again.

422
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,138
How did that get there?

423
00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,583
You funny man.

424
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,168
What time are you coming home tonight?

425
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:34,186
You want Italian?

426
00:21:34,188 --> 00:21:36,083
I'd prefer an answer first.

427
00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:38,623
I have to get back.

428
00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,758
That, that isn't an answer.

429
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:41,848
I wish I had one.

430
00:21:41,850 --> 00:21:43,368
Grab something for me

431
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,874
and no more Kafka.

432
00:21:44,876 --> 00:21:48,859
Life's too difficult
to be reading him 24/7.

433
00:21:48,861 --> 00:21:52,308
I need a small break, just a tiny one.

434
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:54,003
I'm not you, my love.

435
00:21:57,306 --> 00:21:58,368
Right.

436
00:21:58,370 --> 00:22:00,313
How did you get here?

437
00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,828
I cataloged every one of these.

438
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:03,661
GREG: I don't understand

439
00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:06,489
why we can't just order pizza for dinner?

440
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,488
Already gave up on veal parmageeana?

441
00:22:09,490 --> 00:22:10,905
Well you shot that down, didn't you?

442
00:22:10,907 --> 00:22:12,207
You shoot everything down?

443
00:22:13,390 --> 00:22:16,963
Look, forget Italian,
alright, forget Tampa.

444
00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:21,422
Come with me to Toronto.

445
00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:24,638
I don't have a license
to practice in Toronto.

446
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:27,678
I have a license to do
so here in California.

447
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,678
Same could be said of you.

448
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,028
GREG: We'll figure it out.

449
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,218
NINA: No.

450
00:22:31,220 --> 00:22:33,158
It's not hard for me,
the real estate process.

451
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,128
You, you can consult for awhile,

452
00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:38,354
a probational figure it out period.

453
00:22:38,356 --> 00:22:39,458
It doesn't work that way.

454
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,291
How do you know?

455
00:22:40,293 --> 00:22:41,126
I just do.

456
00:22:43,034 --> 00:22:46,608
Fine, alright, I'll shut up.

457
00:22:46,610 --> 00:22:48,478
In fact, I'll never speak
again, you want that?

458
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:49,718
I'll even pinky swear it.

459
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,041
Pinky swear?

460
00:22:51,043 --> 00:22:53,626
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

461
00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:30,232
NATE: Brainless catdog, damn it.

462
00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:32,451
What did you take?

463
00:23:32,453 --> 00:23:33,448
What did you take, asshole?

464
00:23:33,450 --> 00:23:34,868
I know where I'm not wanted.

465
00:23:34,870 --> 00:23:36,588
NINA: Are you sure about that?

466
00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:38,995
Dinner will be ready in 45

467
00:23:38,997 --> 00:23:40,988
and I need you out by seven.

468
00:23:40,990 --> 00:23:42,631
In all seriousness though,

469
00:23:42,633 --> 00:23:44,478
what is with these socks?

470
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:46,297
Does he do kid's parties or what?

471
00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:47,748
NINA: (laughs) He does not.

472
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:49,848
They're so itchy, I've told you that.

473
00:23:49,850 --> 00:23:51,208
NINA: So take 'em off.

474
00:23:51,210 --> 00:23:53,198
Everything's a complaint with you.

475
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,288
Must be a world record.

476
00:23:54,290 --> 00:23:55,538
Do you want me to check up on that?

477
00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:56,978
GREG: I'm not wearing the orange ones.

478
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,521
NINA: Did I say put
on the orange socks?

479
00:23:58,523 --> 00:24:01,548
Can you please be quiet for two minutes?

480
00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:04,048
Only if we order Chinese.

481
00:24:04,050 --> 00:24:06,223
NINA: Oh my God, enough.

482
00:24:06,225 --> 00:24:07,634
ANNOUNCER: I tell you, John,

483
00:24:07,636 --> 00:24:10,535
there's a lot of ways to get
the game ball into the game

484
00:24:10,537 --> 00:24:13,372
but this is unique, interesting.

485
00:24:13,374 --> 00:24:15,371
We've seen it before and
you and I talked about it

486
00:24:15,373 --> 00:24:16,435
when we watched it.

487
00:24:16,437 --> 00:24:19,111
I'm just amazed at the
precision that they have.

488
00:24:19,113 --> 00:24:22,946
They can land that parachute
right where they want.

489
00:24:22,948 --> 00:24:24,428
Let's go down to the sidelines,

490
00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:27,128
the third member of our
team tonight, Don Hacke.

491
00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:28,549
Don?

492
00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,551
That interesting, huh?

493
00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:37,398
Hey, dinner's not ready yet.

494
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,488
You're losing.

495
00:24:38,490 --> 00:24:40,078
We could come back.

496
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,476
It's just on mute for now.

497
00:24:42,478 --> 00:24:44,128
Suddenly what, you're all business?

498
00:24:44,130 --> 00:24:45,230
Suddenly you're not?

499
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:51,428
NINA: The camera, looks like
an ordinary point and shoot,

500
00:24:51,430 --> 00:24:52,816
am I right?

501
00:24:52,818 --> 00:24:54,368
They all look the same to me.

502
00:24:56,178 --> 00:24:57,783
I will turn it off.

503
00:25:00,514 --> 00:25:03,693
I'll assume that you understand.

504
00:25:04,827 --> 00:25:05,817
Ho ho, that is so simple.

505
00:25:09,790 --> 00:25:11,640
Came to me in the shower one night.

506
00:25:12,670 --> 00:25:14,408
GREG: Man we could carry these around,

507
00:25:14,410 --> 00:25:15,613
no issues or worries.

508
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,588
This is genius.

509
00:25:21,590 --> 00:25:22,652
I try.

510
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,638
Seriously, you did a great job.

511
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,768
I appreciate that, thank you.

512
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,491
Now a disclaimer,

513
00:25:29,493 --> 00:25:33,658
everything you read in here
is stored on this chip.

514
00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:36,626
There are no backups for obvious reasons.

515
00:25:36,628 --> 00:25:39,778
I will cut off your balls
if you lose this chip

516
00:25:39,780 --> 00:25:41,308
and we shred after reading.

517
00:25:41,310 --> 00:25:42,143
Are you with me?

518
00:25:54,202 --> 00:25:55,702
Hello, Mr. Mayor.

519
00:25:57,914 --> 00:25:58,958
What a douche.

520
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,423
I thought the same thing.

521
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:04,028
This is like a wet
dream within a wet dream.

522
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,688
Have you ever seen that movie?

523
00:26:05,690 --> 00:26:07,598
I mean it is mind blowing.

524
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,258
We are gonna be fucking rich

525
00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:10,897
with what I'm holding here.

526
00:26:11,830 --> 00:26:14,488
So our contact's some low
level city planning guy, right?

527
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,528
Yeah, James Jones,

528
00:26:15,530 --> 00:26:17,608
passed up for a promotion
after 12 years of work

529
00:26:17,610 --> 00:26:19,228
and now he's a turncoat

530
00:26:19,230 --> 00:26:21,638
though he prefers the term opportunist.

531
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,492
Don't we all?

532
00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:25,798
We are seeds of progress.

533
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,953
MAYOR BANNON: Good morning. Hi, Patty...

534
00:26:30,467 --> 00:26:31,298
You guys ready?

535
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:32,131
I've said it before

536
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,443
and I'll say it again today.

537
00:26:33,445 --> 00:26:34,276
REPORTER: Mayor, Mr. Mayor?

538
00:26:34,278 --> 00:26:35,109
REPORTER: Mayor Bannon?

539
00:26:35,111 --> 00:26:36,278
You know I've said it many times before

540
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,206
and I'll asy it again today.

541
00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:39,289
(REPORTERS CHATTERING)

542
00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:40,288
You know, I've said it before

543
00:26:40,290 --> 00:26:41,598
and I'll say it again today,

544
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,498
we are 100% dedicated to
keeping this site open

545
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,995
as a playground.

546
00:26:45,997 --> 00:26:49,238
However, there is always
mitigating circumstances

547
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:51,658
that are completely
outside of our control.

548
00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:54,883
We understand that the
site is a historic site.

549
00:26:55,770 --> 00:26:58,538
And I assure you that I will
do everything in my power

550
00:26:58,540 --> 00:27:00,317
to make sure that it stays open.

551
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,698
With that said...

552
00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,638
- Mayor?
- Mr. Mayor?

553
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,260
KATE: Kate Jared, LA Gazette.

554
00:27:07,350 --> 00:27:08,868
I didn't know progress
excited you that much.

555
00:27:08,870 --> 00:27:11,688
You're a poet and a philosopher tonight.

556
00:27:11,690 --> 00:27:13,718
I have been reading more.

557
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,591
Good.

558
00:27:14,593 --> 00:27:17,348
Now that we're discussing
the poetics of seeds

559
00:27:17,350 --> 00:27:18,888
and related proceedings,

560
00:27:18,890 --> 00:27:22,117
maybe you have something
else to share with the class.

561
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:23,448
Me?

562
00:27:23,450 --> 00:27:25,738
Yeah, you know, seeds become trees,

563
00:27:25,740 --> 00:27:27,908
trees make paper and paper.

564
00:27:27,910 --> 00:27:29,628
Well that can make many things.

565
00:27:29,630 --> 00:27:31,398
For instance?

566
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,818
Newspaper, wrapping paper?

567
00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:34,974
When discussing opportunity,

568
00:27:34,976 --> 00:27:38,511
often the topic of
recompense is intimated.

569
00:27:38,513 --> 00:27:40,691
Yeah but what seeds?

570
00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:41,694
Focus.

571
00:27:41,696 --> 00:27:44,808
Recompense, green paper,

572
00:27:44,810 --> 00:27:48,688
former president "Bill" and
his friends Andrew, Ulysses

573
00:27:48,690 --> 00:27:49,523
and Benjamin?

574
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:53,730
Oh right, right, right.

575
00:27:54,868 --> 00:27:57,310
I thought you wanted to have another go

576
00:27:57,312 --> 00:27:58,728
at the old "hide the sausage."

577
00:27:58,730 --> 00:27:59,561
NINA: Maybe you need a lobotomy,

578
00:27:59,563 --> 00:28:01,098
not a second circumcision

579
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:02,348
or maybe you need both.

580
00:28:02,350 --> 00:28:03,868
You were being mysterious.

581
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,308
Normally when you're mysterious,

582
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:06,376
it means sex.

583
00:28:06,378 --> 00:28:08,348
At least that's what
it means for me, babe.

584
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:11,608
How can you be ready again so soon?

585
00:28:11,610 --> 00:28:13,192
I just am.

586
00:28:13,194 --> 00:28:16,428
To be clear, we've talked about this,

587
00:28:16,430 --> 00:28:18,878
about sincerity and gentleness.

588
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,768
I want to talk poetry
and science with you.

589
00:28:21,770 --> 00:28:22,973
Okay fine, fine.

590
00:28:24,911 --> 00:28:29,068
Recompense, poetry,
science, the second round.

591
00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:30,428
He gives us the rest of the intel

592
00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:31,518
once he gets this, right?

593
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,888
NINA: Easy huh?

594
00:28:32,890 --> 00:28:34,298
It wasn't that easy
getting hold of this much

595
00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,363
on short notice.

596
00:28:36,581 --> 00:28:41,342
He better be good for it.

597
00:28:41,344 --> 00:28:44,878
Hey, mind if I turn the sound back on?

598
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:45,713
Yes.

599
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:50,872
Time to celebrate then, I guess.

600
00:28:50,874 --> 00:28:53,408
Another victory for Greg and Nina.

601
00:28:53,410 --> 00:28:56,592
You know I always say
what a good team we are?

602
00:28:56,594 --> 00:28:59,548
We should have a team name.

603
00:28:59,550 --> 00:29:03,408
Grina or Nreg or something.

604
00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:05,551
We work well together, it's true.

605
00:29:05,553 --> 00:29:06,792
That is what I'm saying.

606
00:29:06,794 --> 00:29:08,378
NINA: Look at what
we accomplished here.

607
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,491
I agree 100%.

608
00:29:09,493 --> 00:29:10,978
It's all so extraordinary

609
00:29:10,980 --> 00:29:13,518
and this Jones, he's no dummy.

610
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:15,920
How he ever found us, that
was pretty impressive.

611
00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:19,853
God, smart men, they can do things to me.

612
00:29:21,189 --> 00:29:25,668
Although, this information is
worth 10 times what he wants.

613
00:29:25,670 --> 00:29:26,958
Maybe he's not too smart after all

614
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,640
but out with the old,
you know, he sees that,

615
00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:30,473
that's the way of the world.

616
00:29:30,475 --> 00:29:32,398
Sadly you knock down one
building, one country,

617
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,188
one world leader, whatever it is

618
00:29:34,190 --> 00:29:35,021
all with the intention

619
00:29:35,023 --> 00:29:36,428
of putting up another more profitable one,

620
00:29:36,430 --> 00:29:37,928
it takes billions,

621
00:29:37,930 --> 00:29:39,878
in this case, a few million to facilitate

622
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,544
but someone's gotta do it.

623
00:29:41,546 --> 00:29:44,565
Well, to the grand opportunist, I guess.

624
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:47,808
There's one thing I don't understand

625
00:29:47,810 --> 00:29:48,818
about Nate that is.

626
00:29:48,820 --> 00:29:50,160
Be nice.

627
00:29:50,162 --> 00:29:51,578
Aren't women usually librarians?

628
00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:52,885
Then again, we are putting
him out of a job so...

629
00:29:52,887 --> 00:29:54,494
NINA: I said be nice.

630
00:29:54,496 --> 00:29:55,496
What?

631
00:29:55,498 --> 00:29:57,048
I'm just noting our part

632
00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:59,323
in balancing out the universe again.

633
00:30:06,601 --> 00:30:08,237
Who needs libraries anyway?

634
00:30:14,826 --> 00:30:15,657
Did you hear that?

635
00:30:15,659 --> 00:30:17,662
NINA: I told you to stop
listening to your music so loud.

636
00:30:17,664 --> 00:30:19,223
There was a noise.

637
00:30:20,870 --> 00:30:21,968
Put that down.

638
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:23,168
That is a game used bat

639
00:30:23,170 --> 00:30:24,368
he was given last summer.

640
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:25,308
Put it back.

641
00:30:25,310 --> 00:30:26,664
A noise, Nina.

642
00:30:26,666 --> 00:30:27,667
NINA: There was no noise

643
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:30,334
and none of the walls in
this house are padded, Greg,

644
00:30:30,336 --> 00:30:31,336
stop it.

645
00:30:31,338 --> 00:30:32,436
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

646
00:30:32,438 --> 00:30:34,263
Why do you keep on mocking me?

647
00:30:34,265 --> 00:30:35,808
Who's mocking who?

648
00:30:35,810 --> 00:30:39,212
I recommend everyone get a brain
scan every couple of years.

649
00:30:39,214 --> 00:30:40,045
I heard something.

650
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,608
The faint whisper of
schizophrenia maybe.

651
00:30:42,610 --> 00:30:43,848
Enough, okay?

652
00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:45,718
Everything is a joke with you.

653
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,874
We can't get busted Nina, you know that.

654
00:30:47,876 --> 00:30:49,263
I know that, you know that

655
00:30:49,265 --> 00:30:50,938
and I know that, you know?

656
00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:52,708
NINA: Hey, relax.

657
00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:53,956
No, you relax.

658
00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:55,688
You're confusing

659
00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:57,888
'cause first you're not
interested in business,

660
00:30:57,890 --> 00:30:58,808
then you are

661
00:30:58,810 --> 00:31:00,088
while the game's on

662
00:31:00,090 --> 00:31:01,868
and then it's like you don't seem to care

663
00:31:01,870 --> 00:31:04,045
how important it is if,

664
00:31:04,047 --> 00:31:06,878
you don't care how serious
getting caught could be,

665
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,508
except you did, at least before,

666
00:31:08,510 --> 00:31:10,831
with the chopping off
of my balls or whatever.

667
00:31:10,833 --> 00:31:14,068
They have spies, Nina, you know this.

668
00:31:14,070 --> 00:31:16,015
So can you be reasoned with or not?

669
00:31:16,017 --> 00:31:19,216
Anything is possible.

670
00:31:19,218 --> 00:31:20,548
Keep it up.

671
00:31:20,550 --> 00:31:22,891
You make it too easy.

672
00:31:22,893 --> 00:31:25,688
I am gonna take a look in this garage

673
00:31:25,690 --> 00:31:26,528
and murder the shit

674
00:31:26,530 --> 00:31:27,538
out of anyone hiding in there.

675
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:28,678
That okay with you?

676
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:29,988
You do that.

677
00:31:29,990 --> 00:31:32,573
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

678
00:31:35,964 --> 00:31:36,797
NINA: Greg...

679
00:31:39,334 --> 00:31:40,248
I hate football,

680
00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,078
bunch of ball sacks chasing each other.

681
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:45,033
Oh hey look, touchdown, yayyy.

682
00:31:46,150 --> 00:31:46,981
Who?

683
00:31:46,983 --> 00:31:49,015
Your team, the guys in yellow.

684
00:31:49,017 --> 00:31:52,350
Oh, we are going to the playoffs baby.

685
00:31:53,839 --> 00:31:56,089
(GIGGLING)

686
00:31:58,060 --> 00:31:59,563
NINA: You're crazy.

687
00:31:59,565 --> 00:32:02,315
(ROMANTIC MUSIC)

688
00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:12,293
NATE: So, what's this guy's name?

689
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:16,628
NINA: Oh, Greg something.

690
00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,981
Greg something.

691
00:32:17,983 --> 00:32:19,538
Don't worry about it.

692
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:20,371
You sure?

693
00:32:20,373 --> 00:32:21,206
I can find it.

694
00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,440
Why would I care, Greg something?

695
00:32:25,604 --> 00:32:27,256
It's a nice name.

696
00:32:27,258 --> 00:32:32,258
Sounds Eastern European
maybe, Estonian, Lithuanian.

697
00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:35,668
I bet he's really some
macho stupid jackass

698
00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:37,308
frat boy clown actually.

699
00:32:37,310 --> 00:32:38,368
Ouch.

700
00:32:38,370 --> 00:32:42,637
Some might consider me a
macho frat boy jackass clown.

701
00:32:42,639 --> 00:32:44,898
If macho meant being able to carry

702
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:46,578
10 pound dusty books.

703
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:49,038
Multiple, multiple 10 pound dusty books,

704
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,263
thank you very much.

705
00:32:50,265 --> 00:32:52,078
If this were reverse world

706
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,793
and by stupid jackass
they meant insane genius.

707
00:32:56,913 --> 00:32:59,003
I think insane's a little harsh.

708
00:32:59,990 --> 00:33:02,408
If frat boy type meant mensa.

709
00:33:02,410 --> 00:33:03,508
Ouch.

710
00:33:03,510 --> 00:33:06,052
Lady, bees are supposed
to have one stinger,

711
00:33:06,054 --> 00:33:06,885
one and done, okay?

712
00:33:06,887 --> 00:33:07,720
God I hate you.

713
00:33:10,102 --> 00:33:12,183
The feeling is beyond mutual.

714
00:33:15,033 --> 00:33:18,098
I hope you have a terrible day.

715
00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:20,602
Oh words cannot describe how horrific

716
00:33:20,604 --> 00:33:22,638
and catastrophic I hope your day is.

717
00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,738
Are we still on for lunch?

718
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:25,738
Are you sure you need it?

719
00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:27,188
Fuck you.

720
00:33:27,190 --> 00:33:30,523
(LIGHT CLASSICAL MUSIC)

721
00:33:48,230 --> 00:33:49,336
ANNOUNCER: We're at halftime now

722
00:33:49,338 --> 00:33:52,671
and it's been an interesting first half.

723
00:33:55,587 --> 00:33:56,828
MAYOR BANNON: But that doesn't mean

724
00:33:56,830 --> 00:33:58,828
we won't have to bulldoze it in the and.

725
00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:01,728
But that doesn't mean we won't have to...

726
00:34:01,730 --> 00:34:02,938
REPORTER: Mayor, Mr. Mayor?

727
00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,118
But that doesn't mean we
won't have to bulldoze it

728
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:06,408
in the end.

729
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:07,988
That is a harsh reality.

730
00:34:07,990 --> 00:34:09,074
Sometimes...

731
00:34:09,076 --> 00:34:10,527
REPORTER: What about
the park Mr. Mayor?

732
00:34:10,529 --> 00:34:13,138
But that doesn't mean we
won't have to bulldoze it

733
00:34:13,140 --> 00:34:13,971
in the end.

734
00:34:13,973 --> 00:34:16,278
That is the harsh reality.

735
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,838
Sometimes progress takes
precedent over sentimentality.

736
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,318
KATE: Kate Jared, LA Gazette.

737
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,368
What's sentimental about
protecting children's rights,

738
00:34:23,370 --> 00:34:24,201
mayor?

739
00:34:24,203 --> 00:34:25,034
REPORTER: Mr. Mayor?

740
00:34:25,036 --> 00:34:26,038
Mayor, please?

741
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:26,871
Life goes on.

742
00:34:26,873 --> 00:34:29,043
We have to move forward,

743
00:34:29,045 --> 00:34:32,518
as a city, as a state, as a nation

744
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,714
and as a people united together as one.

745
00:34:34,716 --> 00:34:35,547
REPORTER: Mayor!

746
00:34:35,549 --> 00:34:36,380
KATE: Don't our kids have a right

747
00:34:36,382 --> 00:34:37,634
to play in the open?

748
00:34:37,636 --> 00:34:39,638
Unfortunately, that's
all the information

749
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,471
I have right now.

750
00:34:40,473 --> 00:34:43,098
I ensure you we are working
very closely with city planning

751
00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:44,128
to make sure that this gets resolved

752
00:34:44,130 --> 00:34:47,869
in a timely and a very fair manner.

753
00:34:47,871 --> 00:34:48,702
Thank you.

754
00:34:48,704 --> 00:34:51,643
No questions today, guys, okay?

755
00:34:51,645 --> 00:34:54,978
(LIGHT CLASSICAL MUSIC)

756
00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:13,877
Hey.

757
00:36:13,879 --> 00:36:15,363
Why'd you turn the TV off?

758
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:17,978
Nothing interesting.

759
00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:21,358
Well fine but what are you doing?

760
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:23,305
Suddenly you're a hard
boiled detective over here.

761
00:36:23,307 --> 00:36:25,083
Did you find any fingerprints?

762
00:36:26,103 --> 00:36:27,848
No, just been doing
some thinking lately.

763
00:36:27,850 --> 00:36:31,358
Well gosh, that's certainly
something different.

764
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,283
About what, Detective Greg?

765
00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:36,477
Our partnership isn't working out.

766
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,598
Really?

767
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:41,538
Since when exactly?

768
00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:44,458
We can't keep going in circles, Nina.

769
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:46,678
Hey, it's okay.

770
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,028
No, it's not okay.

771
00:36:49,030 --> 00:36:50,443
This is business, alright?

772
00:36:52,273 --> 00:36:55,103
You spilled the beans, you blabbed.

773
00:36:56,053 --> 00:36:58,598
You're a backstabbing,
bean spilling little...

774
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:00,366
Don't you say it.

775
00:37:00,368 --> 00:37:02,718
Oh, you can discuss seeds

776
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,808
but I can't chat about beans?

777
00:37:04,810 --> 00:37:05,918
It's all over the news, Nina,

778
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,308
me and you, you and me,

779
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:11,718
library, mayor scandal,
construction corruption,

780
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,058
you blabbed.

781
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:13,891
What?

782
00:37:13,893 --> 00:37:15,218
No I didn't.

783
00:37:15,220 --> 00:37:16,878
I didn't tell anybody, Greg.

784
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:18,948
What about that nerd of yours?

785
00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:20,480
Why would I do that?

786
00:37:20,482 --> 00:37:23,338
Liar. You're a liar.

787
00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:24,698
I hate liars.

788
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,698
You told him.

789
00:37:25,700 --> 00:37:29,318
I didn't tell him, honest.

790
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,253
Miss honesty and fidelity
2016 right over here.

791
00:37:34,135 --> 00:37:36,818
Oh, I've got an idea,

792
00:37:36,820 --> 00:37:40,488
why don't we ask, yeah,
let's ask this gentleman.

793
00:37:40,490 --> 00:37:44,014
Hey, hey bro what's it feel like?

794
00:37:44,016 --> 00:37:45,016
Greg.

795
00:37:45,018 --> 00:37:45,849
You know where my nose was

796
00:37:45,851 --> 00:37:47,168
when yours was jammed in your books?

797
00:37:47,170 --> 00:37:48,001
Greg!

798
00:37:48,003 --> 00:37:48,918
Jammed up where the sun don't shine.

799
00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,601
Greg, enough!

800
00:37:50,603 --> 00:37:52,368
What's gotten into you?

801
00:37:52,370 --> 00:37:54,293
Why'd I trust you?

802
00:37:55,853 --> 00:37:57,853
God only knows what's gonna happen.

803
00:37:59,030 --> 00:38:00,498
Irreparably screwed.

804
00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,783
To think how happy we
could've been in Tampa.

805
00:38:05,801 --> 00:38:09,058
That's what this is about?

806
00:38:09,060 --> 00:38:10,558
More or less.

807
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,698
I don't care what city you choose.

808
00:38:12,700 --> 00:38:16,488
I will destroy it with
my hands brick by brick.

809
00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:18,968
Go on, mention one more
city one more time.

810
00:38:18,970 --> 00:38:21,523
Just say the first syllable
of the place and boom.

811
00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:25,518
1812 Overture, Operation:
Defending Sanity,

812
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,778
do you read me?

813
00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:28,538
Tampa's a beautiful place.

814
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:30,348
Tampa can suck my ass.

815
00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:32,544
Tampa sucks nobody's ass, Nina.

816
00:38:32,546 --> 00:38:34,074
(GROANING)

817
00:38:34,076 --> 00:38:36,993
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

818
00:38:38,010 --> 00:38:39,510
Look what I found.

819
00:38:41,488 --> 00:38:43,138
Where did you find that?

820
00:38:43,140 --> 00:38:44,393
Hold on, Greg.

821
00:38:45,330 --> 00:38:46,718
It has to be this way.

822
00:38:46,720 --> 00:38:47,708
Just help me understand.

823
00:38:47,710 --> 00:38:49,758
You jeopardized everything,

824
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:50,993
all of our hard work.

825
00:38:52,517 --> 00:38:53,923
(LAUGHS)

826
00:38:53,925 --> 00:38:55,394
I'm just shitting with you.

827
00:38:55,396 --> 00:38:56,414
NATE: Nina!

828
00:38:56,416 --> 00:38:57,848
(GUN BLASTING)

829
00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:02,850
Nina!

830
00:39:28,606 --> 00:39:30,463
Thanks for the book.

831
00:39:31,530 --> 00:39:33,030
When did you get those done?

832
00:39:34,510 --> 00:39:38,683
Oh, um, this afternoon.

833
00:39:40,380 --> 00:39:41,530
How was your meeting?

834
00:39:43,350 --> 00:39:44,778
Actually if it's not too much trouble,

835
00:39:44,780 --> 00:39:46,780
I'd like to just eat in silence tonight.

836
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,293
Not feeling too well,

837
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:51,933
kind of tired.

838
00:39:53,350 --> 00:39:55,200
NATE: Red's not your normal color.

839
00:40:16,677 --> 00:40:18,328
You, stay there, be quiet.

840
00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:20,483
You, also stay.

841
00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:24,588
Right, pop quiz time.

842
00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:27,355
Now be warned, Nate, I don't repeat myself

843
00:40:27,357 --> 00:40:29,838
and I let things get really ugly.

844
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,053
Sometimes I even enjoy it when they do.

845
00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:33,623
You must really love
looking in the mirror then.

846
00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:39,178
Who hired you? The mayor?

847
00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:40,258
What?

848
00:40:40,260 --> 00:40:41,758
Who are you spying for?

849
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,868
NATE: This must be a joke.

850
00:40:43,870 --> 00:40:45,063
I won't ask again.

851
00:40:47,390 --> 00:40:49,308
You see, you see, Nina, I told you.

852
00:40:49,310 --> 00:40:51,483
Fine, you got me,

853
00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:56,808
yeah you got me... the
Mayor of the North Pole,

854
00:40:56,810 --> 00:40:57,798
ever heard of him?

855
00:40:57,800 --> 00:40:59,438
Jolly fellow, yeah,

856
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,158
he told me to keep an
eye on the two of you,

857
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,694
make sure you're gonna be naughty or good

858
00:41:03,696 --> 00:41:04,696
or something to that effect.

859
00:41:04,698 --> 00:41:06,208
I can't quite remember exactly what it was

860
00:41:06,210 --> 00:41:07,418
you see 'cause I'm Jewish.

861
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,348
Stop it!

862
00:41:08,350 --> 00:41:10,298
This is serious.

863
00:41:10,300 --> 00:41:11,698
Why are you here?

864
00:41:11,700 --> 00:41:13,058
I live here.

865
00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:14,758
Why aren't you at work?

866
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,426
Why did you tie me up?

867
00:41:16,428 --> 00:41:17,938
I don't know.

868
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,158
It seemed like the right idea at the time.

869
00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:22,538
Just answer the question.

870
00:41:22,540 --> 00:41:23,798
Untie me.

871
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,258
You answer the question first.

872
00:41:25,260 --> 00:41:26,093
I felt sick.

873
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:28,133
Little heartburn.

874
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,293
He's lying, Nina.

875
00:41:34,580 --> 00:41:36,408
We need to get rid of him.

876
00:41:36,410 --> 00:41:37,889
This is ridiculous.

877
00:41:37,891 --> 00:41:39,948
And please put that damn thing away.

878
00:41:39,950 --> 00:41:41,048
You see?

879
00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:41,881
You see, Nate?

880
00:41:41,883 --> 00:41:44,418
I told you I didn't want
that thing in our house.

881
00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:46,368
I told you it was bad.

882
00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:48,408
I told you guns were bad

883
00:41:48,410 --> 00:41:50,038
and you kept it in our fireplace,

884
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:51,822
our fucking fireplace?

885
00:41:51,824 --> 00:41:53,074
Yeah.

886
00:41:53,076 --> 00:41:55,979
If this helps, I finally agree with you.

887
00:41:55,981 --> 00:41:59,078
Well whoopie, whoopie,
he agrees with me.

888
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,788
There's one for the record books, folks.

889
00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:01,748
Whoopie, whoopie?

890
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,078
You ask me to agree with you so I agree,

891
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,568
now I'm in the doghouse for agreeing?

892
00:42:04,570 --> 00:42:05,538
Could anybody believe this?

893
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:06,371
Could I?

894
00:42:06,373 --> 00:42:07,204
Can you?

895
00:42:07,206 --> 00:42:08,037
I...

896
00:42:08,039 --> 00:42:08,899
That's not the point.

897
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,538
Greg, put it away.

898
00:42:10,540 --> 00:42:12,088
Yeah, listen to the lady.

899
00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:13,379
Hey, shut up.

900
00:42:13,381 --> 00:42:14,382
Hey, you shut up.

901
00:42:14,384 --> 00:42:15,384
- No you shut up.
- You shut up.

902
00:42:15,386 --> 00:42:16,592
- No you shut up.
- You shut up.

903
00:42:16,594 --> 00:42:17,643
No you shut up.

904
00:42:17,645 --> 00:42:19,638
Just both of you shut the fuck up!

905
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,616
Greg, Nate is my husband.

906
00:42:22,618 --> 00:42:24,639
We can trust him.

907
00:42:24,641 --> 00:42:25,908
The hell you can.

908
00:42:25,910 --> 00:42:27,118
I might not be spying for the mayor now

909
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,995
but I will to screw this
asshole the fuck over.

910
00:42:28,997 --> 00:42:30,147
Nate!

911
00:42:30,149 --> 00:42:31,214
GREG: See, see?

912
00:42:31,216 --> 00:42:32,049
Shut up, Greg.

913
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:37,378
An explanation can fix this.

914
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:41,343
Nate, questions remain unanswered.

915
00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:44,721
Right.

916
00:42:44,723 --> 00:42:46,608
I didn't hear a thing, okay?

917
00:42:46,610 --> 00:42:48,168
I didn't hear anything.

918
00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:51,794
Holy shit, man, I feel
asleep in the garage.

919
00:42:51,796 --> 00:42:53,643
You were asleep?

920
00:42:55,585 --> 00:42:56,838
In the garage?

921
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,968
Yeah, it was dark, comfortable,

922
00:42:58,970 --> 00:43:00,418
more than you could imagine.

923
00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,238
I woke up, I see you guys
looking at the fireplace.

924
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:04,438
I swear, I didn't hear anything
you were doing or seeing.

925
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,208
I didn't hear anything
you were saying or doing,

926
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:07,041
nothing.

927
00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,928
You don't think that I'm a psychic

928
00:43:08,930 --> 00:43:11,563
out of one of those futuristic Philip K,

929
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,948
from a Philip K. Dick novel?

930
00:43:13,950 --> 00:43:14,781
You think I'm psychic?

931
00:43:14,783 --> 00:43:15,998
Am I psychic?

932
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:17,638
I'm tied up in a fucking
chair in my own house.

933
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:18,471
Am I psychic?

934
00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:20,694
No, you're not.

935
00:43:20,696 --> 00:43:22,198
I don't even know who you are.

936
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,658
He's nobody.

937
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:26,258
Trust me, he's a friend.

938
00:43:26,260 --> 00:43:28,398
Greg, there are other ways,

939
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,386
kindness does the trick, bribery.

940
00:43:31,388 --> 00:43:35,308
I am telling you he's nobody.

941
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:37,633
Hey, I am somebody.

942
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,198
We are all somebody.

943
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:41,108
Just give it a rest.

944
00:43:41,110 --> 00:43:42,068
You say that so often.

945
00:43:42,070 --> 00:43:44,559
Maybe I should just change
my name to that, you know?

946
00:43:44,561 --> 00:43:48,598
Mr. Nobody, See-Through Guy,

947
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:49,431
The Invisible...

948
00:43:49,433 --> 00:43:51,988
Man, yes excellent story, love it.

949
00:43:51,990 --> 00:43:53,263
GREG AND NINA: Shut up!

950
00:43:57,870 --> 00:43:59,228
Be reasonable.

951
00:43:59,230 --> 00:44:03,438
No, reason, like
charity, is for suckers.

952
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,582
Greg, just...

953
00:44:04,584 --> 00:44:06,251
No, you know what,

954
00:44:09,493 --> 00:44:10,833
just leave me alone.

955
00:44:12,008 --> 00:44:12,841
NINA: Oh God.

956
00:44:15,240 --> 00:44:16,308
Wait here.

957
00:44:16,310 --> 00:44:18,323
Yeah, I was kind of planning on it.

958
00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:22,011
Might want to get him a bath toy.

959
00:44:22,013 --> 00:44:24,068
There's some tissues over on,

960
00:44:24,070 --> 00:44:26,973
ah, fuck it, he doesn't
have a man card anyway.

961
00:44:26,975 --> 00:44:29,263
GREG: I came here for some privacy.

962
00:44:45,940 --> 00:44:47,223
Not happening.

963
00:44:47,225 --> 00:44:49,144
You're not on the toilet.

964
00:44:49,146 --> 00:44:51,463
People shit their pants all the time.

965
00:44:52,663 --> 00:44:54,983
But not you, right?

966
00:44:56,020 --> 00:44:56,853
Why not me?

967
00:44:58,935 --> 00:45:02,958
Because as nice as it might feel

968
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:04,018
in the beginning, Greg,

969
00:45:04,020 --> 00:45:06,618
it quickly loses its warmth and appeal.

970
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:10,458
It requires more cleanup
than originally anticipated

971
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:15,460
and it just develops into
a stinky situation overall.

972
00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:19,883
It's not okay to shit your pants ever.

973
00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,168
I know that now.

974
00:45:22,170 --> 00:45:24,523
And so should you.

975
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,393
Nina...

976
00:45:30,290 --> 00:45:31,948
Never mind.

977
00:45:31,950 --> 00:45:32,783
Forget it.

978
00:45:40,980 --> 00:45:41,813
I'm sorry.

979
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:45,288
He has a right to be angry.

980
00:45:45,290 --> 00:45:47,383
Fine, maybe so,

981
00:45:47,385 --> 00:45:49,603
but he still knows too much.

982
00:45:50,610 --> 00:45:52,628
He probably overheard everything we said

983
00:45:52,630 --> 00:45:54,875
about the library and the mayor.

984
00:45:54,877 --> 00:45:57,578
These people are dangerous, Nina,

985
00:45:57,580 --> 00:45:58,711
they're crazy.

986
00:45:58,713 --> 00:46:02,203
In this situation, he's dumber than you.

987
00:46:03,295 --> 00:46:04,423
You think so?

988
00:46:05,858 --> 00:46:07,193
Greg, no.

989
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:10,373
I don't understand.

990
00:46:12,660 --> 00:46:14,133
I'm still married.

991
00:46:19,530 --> 00:46:20,598
Greg...

992
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,178
Why not Nina, come on?

993
00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:26,138
Because we just... an hour ago, twice,

994
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:28,748
and my husband is downstairs and how?

995
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,453
How is that even possible?

996
00:46:33,581 --> 00:46:34,498
Ow, ow, ow!

997
00:46:55,570 --> 00:46:56,983
Kind of blah actually.

998
00:46:58,410 --> 00:47:00,663
Blah's a good word for it.

999
00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,681
You know, the sound of vomiting.

1000
00:47:03,683 --> 00:47:04,516
The truth is I,

1001
00:47:07,670 --> 00:47:10,320
I've been in matrimonial
bliss for the last two years

1002
00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:12,790
and now I'm spying on my wife.

1003
00:47:33,634 --> 00:47:34,884
Bathroom now.

1004
00:47:42,587 --> 00:47:44,308
Why does he get to leave?

1005
00:47:44,310 --> 00:47:45,223
Zip it.

1006
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,036
Honestly what does she see in him?

1007
00:47:50,038 --> 00:47:51,883
You are good looking, bro.

1008
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:56,593
That dude's passable, maybe at a zoo.

1009
00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:05,761
Damn librarians... Snobby Little Bastards.

1010
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,226
Books, books, books, I can read a book,

1011
00:48:10,228 --> 00:48:12,388
I can read a book for you.

1012
00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:14,308
Mr. Freaking Encyclopedia.

1013
00:48:14,310 --> 00:48:15,610
Probably takes dick pills.

1014
00:48:32,150 --> 00:48:33,763
I'm trying to clean.

1015
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,119
Well, whoopie, whoopie,

1016
00:48:36,121 --> 00:48:38,231
that's a first for the record books folks,

1017
00:48:38,233 --> 00:48:39,598
first time ever.

1018
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,653
Just stop adding to the mess.

1019
00:48:46,184 --> 00:48:48,493
Fine, do what you want.

1020
00:48:49,725 --> 00:48:50,725
That's it?

1021
00:48:52,206 --> 00:48:53,248
That's it?

1022
00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,828
There's no lecture?

1023
00:48:54,830 --> 00:48:56,058
You know, "Go to hell, Nate!"

1024
00:48:56,060 --> 00:48:59,903
or "Maybe you should grow up, Nate" or ah.

1025
00:49:01,182 --> 00:49:04,279
Hey, Nina, look at me,

1026
00:49:04,281 --> 00:49:05,729
we're supposed to have rules here.

1027
00:49:05,731 --> 00:49:06,668
You're supposed to fight back.

1028
00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:07,548
Hello?

1029
00:49:07,550 --> 00:49:08,838
Hey?

1030
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,209
Hello.

1031
00:49:10,211 --> 00:49:11,698
No, that's where you're wrong.

1032
00:49:11,700 --> 00:49:14,238
That's where it all falls
apart for you right there.

1033
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,553
There are no rules, never were.

1034
00:49:23,434 --> 00:49:26,648
Get back, I'll handle it.

1035
00:49:26,650 --> 00:49:29,710
What can I do?

1036
00:49:29,712 --> 00:49:31,796
Nina, tell me what to do?

1037
00:49:31,798 --> 00:49:33,591
Tell you what to do?

1038
00:49:33,593 --> 00:49:34,491
Tell you?

1039
00:49:34,493 --> 00:49:36,428
What do you want to hear Nate?

1040
00:49:36,430 --> 00:49:38,808
Do you desire instructions
on how to clean up

1041
00:49:38,810 --> 00:49:41,248
this massive life fucking disaster?

1042
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,358
So do I.

1043
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:44,919
I can't stand it when you get like this.

1044
00:49:44,921 --> 00:49:46,305
What'd I do, break a lampshade?

1045
00:49:46,307 --> 00:49:47,878
What'd I do, what did I do?

1046
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,711
I broke a lamp, I broke a lamp.

1047
00:49:48,713 --> 00:49:50,718
You know, it is so typical of you

1048
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:53,268
to not even want to help clean.

1049
00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:55,328
This is your mess too.

1050
00:49:55,330 --> 00:49:58,428
You vacuum, I do the
dishes, that's the deal.

1051
00:49:58,430 --> 00:50:01,463
Sure, fine, great, the deal.

1052
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:06,993
Don't worry, I'll get it.

1053
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:12,918
I have nightmares about
the dishes, nightmares.

1054
00:50:12,920 --> 00:50:13,788
I'm over there by the kitchen sink

1055
00:50:13,790 --> 00:50:15,108
covered in soap sud,

1056
00:50:15,110 --> 00:50:16,768
I've got these heavy yellow gloves.

1057
00:50:16,770 --> 00:50:18,267
Suddenly you fall in.

1058
00:50:18,269 --> 00:50:19,262
Full of grime

1059
00:50:19,264 --> 00:50:20,095
Into the sink

1060
00:50:20,097 --> 00:50:21,158
and somehow you shrink down

1061
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:23,981
to some tiny dish size Nate mid fall

1062
00:50:23,983 --> 00:50:26,672
and you don't know how
it happens but it does.

1063
00:50:26,674 --> 00:50:28,339
That's right, I fall in,

1064
00:50:28,341 --> 00:50:30,718
I fall in, my foot gets
caught under a teacup handle,

1065
00:50:30,720 --> 00:50:32,028
I get pulled under the water

1066
00:50:32,030 --> 00:50:34,480
and I'm drowned because of your teacup.

1067
00:50:34,482 --> 00:50:36,158
Interesting, Nate.

1068
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:37,728
There's just one problem with that.

1069
00:50:37,730 --> 00:50:40,148
In reality, I don't drink tea.

1070
00:50:40,150 --> 00:50:40,983
I hate it.

1071
00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:46,637
You drowned by your own teacup.

1072
00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:57,358
All hail Freud, I guess.

1073
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,898
Oh the jokes come so
naturally to you, don't they?

1074
00:50:58,900 --> 00:51:00,642
See, see that?

1075
00:51:00,644 --> 00:51:02,112
Antisemite.

1076
00:51:02,114 --> 00:51:04,508
Yes, right.

1077
00:51:04,510 --> 00:51:05,503
That makes sense.

1078
00:51:08,610 --> 00:51:10,210
As if any of this makes sense.

1079
00:51:13,569 --> 00:51:16,152
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

1080
00:51:21,125 --> 00:51:24,338
You broke more things than I did.

1081
00:51:24,340 --> 00:51:25,171
How convenient

1082
00:51:25,173 --> 00:51:26,908
now that humpty dumpty
isn't around to help us.

1083
00:51:26,910 --> 00:51:28,468
Oh, he did have a great fall

1084
00:51:28,470 --> 00:51:31,059
or was that you smashing
a lamp over his head?

1085
00:51:31,061 --> 00:51:32,998
Suddenly you're defending him?

1086
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,548
You should've just had him shoot me.

1087
00:51:35,550 --> 00:51:36,778
Now we have to clean all this shit up

1088
00:51:36,780 --> 00:51:38,423
instead of just my brains.

1089
00:51:39,460 --> 00:51:41,758
I'm sorry, he tried to shoot you.

1090
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:45,319
NATE: Oh well okay, in
that case all's forgiven.

1091
00:51:45,321 --> 00:51:47,488
(SIGHING)

1092
00:51:50,870 --> 00:51:52,376
So where'd you meet?

1093
00:51:52,378 --> 00:51:53,245
What?

1094
00:51:53,247 --> 00:51:54,347
You and your friend?

1095
00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,028
At work.

1096
00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:01,488
We met at work.

1097
00:52:01,490 --> 00:52:04,618
That is a lawyer, that?

1098
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:06,798
No, he's a broker.

1099
00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:07,858
He sells the property

1100
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:10,310
and I handle any legal
issues that might come up.

1101
00:52:21,450 --> 00:52:22,283
What?

1102
00:52:23,730 --> 00:52:24,760
That's...

1103
00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,183
"Greg Something"

1104
00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:33,223
That's Greg, Greg Greg.

1105
00:52:34,531 --> 00:52:35,693
I'm so sorry.

1106
00:52:38,660 --> 00:52:39,493
It's okay.

1107
00:52:40,570 --> 00:52:43,485
It's just a book, Nina.

1108
00:52:43,487 --> 00:52:44,320
Is it?

1109
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:48,953
Just...

1110
00:52:52,890 --> 00:52:53,721
It is that Greg...

1111
00:52:53,723 --> 00:52:54,790
Are you gonna answer me?

1112
00:52:57,406 --> 00:52:59,193
I can explain later.

1113
00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:04,504
Are we really gonna sit here

1114
00:53:04,506 --> 00:53:07,568
and have dinner with this dummy of yours?

1115
00:53:07,570 --> 00:53:09,538
Just be nice.

1116
00:53:09,540 --> 00:53:11,010
He's self conscious.

1117
00:53:11,012 --> 00:53:13,595
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1118
00:53:55,134 --> 00:53:56,381
Alright, get lost.

1119
00:53:56,383 --> 00:53:57,636
I came here for some privacy, Nate.

1120
00:54:01,430 --> 00:54:02,630
It's my home, asshole.

1121
00:54:04,930 --> 00:54:06,488
Alright fine, I'm leaving.

1122
00:54:06,490 --> 00:54:08,680
Finally, bye bye, Sayonara.

1123
00:54:10,744 --> 00:54:11,827
Sorry, what?

1124
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:17,103
Never mind, you Greg doll.

1125
00:54:17,953 --> 00:54:22,869
(SAD MUSIC)

1126
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:34,923
Told you we should've gone out to eat.

1127
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:39,680
You know where they make great salads?

1128
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:44,078
You better not say Tampa.

1129
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,113
Nina's Kitchen.

1130
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:47,248
It's a cute place.

1131
00:54:47,250 --> 00:54:48,081
I've been there a bunch

1132
00:54:48,083 --> 00:54:50,628
but I keep forgetting to tell the owner

1133
00:54:50,630 --> 00:54:51,723
how beautiful she is.

1134
00:54:53,488 --> 00:54:55,821
(SAD MUSIC)

1135
00:56:35,027 --> 00:56:36,805
ANNOUNCER: Now that's a new rule.

1136
00:56:36,807 --> 00:56:39,258
You get another one of
those and you're gone.

1137
00:56:39,260 --> 00:56:40,723
You're out of the game.

1138
00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,755
- Now, a 23 yard field goal.
- Off!

1139
00:56:44,757 --> 00:56:46,178
Turn it off, Greg.

1140
00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:48,288
It's a sickness, an actual addiction

1141
00:56:48,290 --> 00:56:49,668
that's annoying me.

1142
00:56:49,670 --> 00:56:51,788
Since when do you enjoy football Nate?

1143
00:56:51,790 --> 00:56:52,621
I don't.

1144
00:56:52,623 --> 00:56:53,863
But we have a guest today.

1145
00:57:15,150 --> 00:57:19,808
Okay, well I'll go wash my hands.

1146
00:57:19,810 --> 00:57:20,718
Again?

1147
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:22,838
Paranoia, OCD, what else?

1148
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:24,448
Well he interrupted me last time

1149
00:57:24,450 --> 00:57:27,668
and I was dusty and dirty hands and,

1150
00:57:27,670 --> 00:57:30,133
hey, I was right about him hiding.

1151
00:57:31,941 --> 00:57:33,778
What do you need permission now?

1152
00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:34,611
What, are you nine?

1153
00:57:34,613 --> 00:57:36,133
Just go wash your hands.

1154
00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:38,613
You heard him.

1155
00:58:24,168 --> 00:58:26,228
Great job cleaning in there, by the way.

1156
00:58:26,230 --> 00:58:27,813
I just wanted to share the fun.

1157
00:58:28,813 --> 00:58:32,468
I'm learning oodles and
oodles about you today.

1158
00:58:32,470 --> 00:58:33,678
Just oodles.

1159
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:34,628
No kidding.

1160
00:58:34,630 --> 00:58:36,278
Yeah, you see I always knew

1161
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,608
that you drank like a sailor.

1162
00:58:37,610 --> 00:58:39,993
I just had no idea that
you fight like a barbarian.

1163
00:58:41,290 --> 00:58:43,068
How many more secrets do you have?

1164
00:58:43,070 --> 00:58:43,903
Oodles.

1165
00:58:45,628 --> 00:58:49,442
GREG: Oh man, am I starving

1166
00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:53,178
but I think we've all had
enough fun for one day,

1167
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:54,428
I should probably get going.

1168
00:58:54,430 --> 00:58:55,917
What?

1169
00:58:55,919 --> 00:58:57,138
No, no, please stay.

1170
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:59,273
A friend of Nina's is a friend of mine.

1171
00:59:00,417 --> 00:59:02,783
Thanks Nate but it's fine.

1172
00:59:02,785 --> 00:59:07,123
- Oh, sorry.
- What the hell?

1173
00:59:08,268 --> 00:59:10,518
Sorry, I'm sorry.

1174
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,158
Those are my favorite socks.

1175
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,360
NINA: Go change them.

1176
00:59:14,520 --> 00:59:16,427
It's just bourbon, it'll dry off.

1177
00:59:17,613 --> 00:59:18,446
Go.

1178
00:59:31,090 --> 00:59:35,718
Hey, you okay?

1179
00:59:35,720 --> 00:59:37,437
I need to show you something.

1180
00:59:52,132 --> 00:59:55,018
Oh, it's professionally done.

1181
00:59:55,020 --> 00:59:56,177
Then it can't be him.

1182
00:59:57,241 --> 00:59:58,348
Who cares who it is?

1183
00:59:58,350 --> 00:59:59,498
If this gets out,

1184
00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,150
we'll spend the rest of our
lives in prison or worse.

1185
01:00:03,129 --> 01:00:06,288
And you know what I
mean by worse. I mean...

1186
01:00:06,290 --> 01:00:10,016
If you have a better
suspect let me know but

1187
01:00:10,018 --> 01:00:10,849
why couldn't you just let me leave?

1188
01:00:10,851 --> 01:00:13,638
Granted, yes, Nate would
want to save the library

1189
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:16,668
by any and all low down
vicious means necessary

1190
01:00:16,670 --> 01:00:18,518
if he knew.

1191
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,593
He doesn't.

1192
01:00:27,380 --> 01:00:28,430
At least he didn't.

1193
01:00:29,630 --> 01:00:30,833
He's a liability.

1194
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,051
Hey you guys.

1195
01:00:34,053 --> 01:00:36,386
(SAD MUSIC)

1196
01:00:47,890 --> 01:00:48,721
What's wrong?

1197
01:00:48,723 --> 01:00:51,013
Nothing, nothing at all.

1198
01:00:53,230 --> 01:00:54,580
We were just admiring the

1199
01:00:55,780 --> 01:00:56,733
stonework.

1200
01:00:59,630 --> 01:01:03,165
Ah, he means our back splash.

1201
01:01:03,167 --> 01:01:03,998
Back splash.

1202
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,708
You know, I never noticed how intricate

1203
01:01:07,710 --> 01:01:10,394
these little tiles really are.

1204
01:01:10,396 --> 01:01:11,677
Isn't it funny

1205
01:01:11,679 --> 01:01:14,403
how you sometimes never notice things?

1206
01:01:14,405 --> 01:01:16,989
I remember once a few years...

1207
01:01:16,991 --> 01:01:18,668
I noticed what appeared to be

1208
01:01:18,670 --> 01:01:20,558
new wallpaper in my mother's house.

1209
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,968
Did I ever tell you this story?

1210
01:01:22,970 --> 01:01:25,318
Right out of The Twilight Zone.

1211
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:26,958
So when I asked her about it,

1212
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:29,038
she said it'd been there since
before they bought the house.

1213
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,428
That was before I was born.

1214
01:01:31,430 --> 01:01:33,248
Crazy, am I right?

1215
01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:34,083
Hey.

1216
01:01:35,149 --> 01:01:36,173
I'm fine.

1217
01:01:37,650 --> 01:01:38,498
You've had enough.

1218
01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:42,127
- We're home it's safe.
- We all have, we all have.

1219
01:01:43,068 --> 01:01:45,303
Just let her drink, man.

1220
01:01:45,305 --> 01:01:47,678
She shouldn't have too much.

1221
01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:49,298
I'm fine.

1222
01:01:49,300 --> 01:01:51,503
I'm so super fine.

1223
01:01:53,550 --> 01:01:55,150
See what I mean?

1224
01:01:55,152 --> 01:01:57,262
See what I mean?

1225
01:01:57,264 --> 01:01:58,353
Okay.

1226
01:02:00,464 --> 01:02:03,558
Go on and drink yourself to death,

1227
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,528
see if I care.

1228
01:02:04,530 --> 01:02:05,974
Drink it all,

1229
01:02:05,976 --> 01:02:07,098
drink it all.

1230
01:02:07,100 --> 01:02:09,678
I will see if you care, won't I?

1231
01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:11,780
No, no you won't because you'll be dead.

1232
01:02:13,290 --> 01:02:15,525
I bet you'd love that.

1233
01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:18,336
More quiet to read, that's for sure.

1234
01:02:18,338 --> 01:02:22,428
He loves to read, sure does, loves it,

1235
01:02:22,430 --> 01:02:25,737
loves, loves, loves it. More than me.

1236
01:02:25,739 --> 01:02:27,503
Why don't you eat the
bottle too while you're at it?

1237
01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:30,728
Great idea, Nate.

1238
01:02:30,730 --> 01:02:32,638
It is, it is a great idea.

1239
01:02:33,870 --> 01:02:36,041
- No, no.
- Yes.

1240
01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:37,318
Leave her alone.

1241
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,228
Give it over.

1242
01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:39,108
Back off.

1243
01:02:39,110 --> 01:02:40,248
You have a problem.

1244
01:02:40,250 --> 01:02:43,538
Yes, yes, you, you're my problem.

1245
01:02:43,540 --> 01:02:44,941
Just give it to me,

1246
01:02:44,943 --> 01:02:45,965
give me the damn,

1247
01:02:45,967 --> 01:02:47,578
give it, give it over.

1248
01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:50,010
Nate, stop, Nate stop.

1249
01:02:51,062 --> 01:02:52,862
Guys, this is childish, seriously.

1250
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:55,181
Don't tickle me.

1251
01:02:55,183 --> 01:02:56,586
Don't tickle me.

1252
01:02:56,588 --> 01:02:58,338
Just give it to me.

1253
01:03:03,470 --> 01:03:04,303
Okay.

1254
01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:09,978
Now, back to your story.

1255
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:12,458
Your childhood story about wallpaper,

1256
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:13,997
some Murakami maybe,

1257
01:03:13,999 --> 01:03:17,858
talking cats or delirious
sheep men involved.

1258
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:19,308
I'm still on the edge of my seat.

1259
01:03:19,310 --> 01:03:21,408
Guys, could we talk
about something else?

1260
01:03:21,410 --> 01:03:22,948
Wallpaper's not really my thing.

1261
01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:25,158
What I was trying to say

1262
01:03:25,160 --> 01:03:26,690
was that my whole childhood

1263
01:03:26,692 --> 01:03:29,163
was surrounded by that wallpaper

1264
01:03:29,165 --> 01:03:31,528
but it wasn't until I
came home from college

1265
01:03:31,530 --> 01:03:33,268
that I noticed the pattern.

1266
01:03:33,270 --> 01:03:38,270
Somehow it just blended into
that whitish pinkish blur

1267
01:03:38,590 --> 01:03:40,713
that I always saw as the house walls.

1268
01:03:41,570 --> 01:03:42,973
It's funny, huh?

1269
01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:46,283
I guess we get so caught up in things,

1270
01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,190
we ignore what's right in front of us.

1271
01:03:50,430 --> 01:03:53,738
So please let me have some of that

1272
01:03:53,740 --> 01:03:56,008
so I can drink myself stupid

1273
01:03:56,010 --> 01:03:57,588
and forget what I have missed

1274
01:03:57,590 --> 01:03:59,223
or forgotten along the way.

1275
01:04:19,090 --> 01:04:20,373
It's not a toy, Greg.

1276
01:04:30,473 --> 01:04:31,304
GREG: You look nice.

1277
01:04:31,306 --> 01:04:33,268
I want to discuss the property
on Chestnut Street, Greg.

1278
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:34,828
Cut the shit.

1279
01:04:34,830 --> 01:04:37,488
That monstrosity across
from the police station?

1280
01:04:37,490 --> 01:04:38,728
That old dinosaur?

1281
01:04:38,730 --> 01:04:40,313
If that's how you see it.

1282
01:04:44,018 --> 01:04:45,168
It's a little tricky.

1283
01:04:46,330 --> 01:04:47,808
May need some help on that one.

1284
01:04:47,810 --> 01:04:49,418
Lot of characters who can't catch on

1285
01:04:49,420 --> 01:04:50,820
to what I'm doing too early.

1286
01:04:54,270 --> 01:04:57,163
All of it completely legal of course.

1287
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,338
At least, that's why you're here.

1288
01:05:02,340 --> 01:05:04,708
Thing is why do you want
to do something like this?

1289
01:05:04,710 --> 01:05:05,948
It's an historical building,

1290
01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:08,588
it's popular amongst everyone really.

1291
01:05:08,590 --> 01:05:10,668
You're looking to annoy
some people, aren't you?

1292
01:05:10,670 --> 01:05:13,063
Are you attached to it personally?

1293
01:05:15,810 --> 01:05:17,583
It's beautiful, it is.

1294
01:05:18,580 --> 01:05:20,128
The fact is I grew up around here,

1295
01:05:20,130 --> 01:05:22,243
I've spent a lot of time in that building.

1296
01:05:22,245 --> 01:05:25,843
But I'm not a child anymore.

1297
01:05:25,845 --> 01:05:28,583
I'm sure you can see that.

1298
01:05:28,585 --> 01:05:33,585
And once I get something
locked in this block of mine,

1299
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:34,828
good or bad,

1300
01:05:34,830 --> 01:05:37,953
it's hard to let go of it.

1301
01:05:38,904 --> 01:05:41,270
It just stays lodged in there.

1302
01:05:43,074 --> 01:05:47,907
I should warn you though,

1303
01:05:51,941 --> 01:05:56,941
I can be a little difficult to deal with.

1304
01:05:57,810 --> 01:05:59,760
I've been told the same about myself.

1305
01:06:06,470 --> 01:06:09,668
Wait, stop, what am I doing?

1306
01:06:09,670 --> 01:06:10,838
Don't do this to me again, alright?

1307
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:15,108
Hey, I told you, it gets easier.

1308
01:06:15,110 --> 01:06:17,013
It's just sex, alright?

1309
01:06:19,180 --> 01:06:22,755
It's not like I'm asking
you to run away with me.

1310
01:06:27,656 --> 01:06:29,661
We're just two friends

1311
01:06:29,663 --> 01:06:31,013
blowing off a little steam.

1312
01:07:00,790 --> 01:07:03,483
You, stop looking at me.

1313
01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:05,283
And you,

1314
01:07:07,600 --> 01:07:08,433
whatever.

1315
01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:13,773
Hey, quiet.

1316
01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:30,323
Hey, stop looking at me.

1317
01:07:31,870 --> 01:07:33,258
And you, hell if I believe

1318
01:07:33,260 --> 01:07:34,768
all the poet prosy shit

1319
01:07:34,770 --> 01:07:36,208
you've been nauseating us with

1320
01:07:36,210 --> 01:07:37,808
the past couple hours.

1321
01:07:37,810 --> 01:07:39,773
Who are you working for?

1322
01:07:40,610 --> 01:07:41,518
This is insane.

1323
01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,838
Shh, quiet.

1324
01:07:42,840 --> 01:07:44,626
I'm beginning to think the two of you

1325
01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:46,108
are working together.

1326
01:07:46,110 --> 01:07:47,591
Yeah, you're trying to set me up.

1327
01:07:47,593 --> 01:07:49,685
For what?

1328
01:07:49,687 --> 01:07:51,428
Just a word of advice for you,

1329
01:07:51,430 --> 01:07:54,193
jealousy's a major turnoff for the ladies.

1330
01:07:55,510 --> 01:07:59,767
Who's being jealous, me of you?

1331
01:07:59,769 --> 01:08:01,908
If the shoe fits, Cinderella.

1332
01:08:01,910 --> 01:08:03,253
Don't call me Cinderella.

1333
01:08:05,202 --> 01:08:08,305
You sure as hell ain't
Prince Ramiro, are you?

1334
01:08:08,307 --> 01:08:10,467
Yeah oh!

1335
01:08:10,469 --> 01:08:12,069
Oh wait, you don't know
who that is, do you?

1336
01:08:12,071 --> 01:08:15,266
Hey, hey, hey, I'm
not stupid, librarian.

1337
01:08:15,268 --> 01:08:16,886
Why is it always about you, Greg?

1338
01:08:16,888 --> 01:08:21,888
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(MEN GRUNTING)

1339
01:08:22,201 --> 01:08:23,034
Guys!

1340
01:08:24,164 --> 01:08:24,997
Guys!

1341
01:08:26,315 --> 01:08:31,315
(UPBEAT MUSIC)
(MEN GRUNTING)

1342
01:08:32,460 --> 01:08:33,578
Yeah just don't suffocate me

1343
01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,147
with the stench of your hairspray.

1344
01:08:35,149 --> 01:08:37,252
I'm gonna kill you.

1345
01:08:37,254 --> 01:08:39,711
I use the recommended amount.

1346
01:08:39,713 --> 01:08:42,630
(GUNFIRE BLASTING)

1347
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:50,043
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1348
01:08:57,316 --> 01:08:59,899
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

1349
01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:32,514
NINA: Nate!

1350
01:09:32,516 --> 01:09:33,347
Nate!

1351
01:09:33,349 --> 01:09:34,968
Damn it!

1352
01:09:34,970 --> 01:09:35,801
Why?

1353
01:09:35,803 --> 01:09:36,798
Why what?

1354
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,722
Don't play games with me.

1355
01:09:38,724 --> 01:09:40,346
You need to pump your stomach immediately.

1356
01:09:40,348 --> 01:09:41,773
Pump my stomach?

1357
01:09:43,030 --> 01:09:44,358
This isn't funny.

1358
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,898
He took pills.

1359
01:09:45,900 --> 01:09:46,731
I did?

1360
01:09:46,733 --> 01:09:47,986
I did.

1361
01:09:47,988 --> 01:09:49,245
You may die.

1362
01:09:49,247 --> 01:09:50,788
(LAUGHS) Me?

1363
01:09:50,790 --> 01:09:51,621
What?

1364
01:09:51,623 --> 01:09:52,739
Me die?

1365
01:09:52,741 --> 01:09:53,850
I'm not ready for that.

1366
01:09:53,852 --> 01:09:55,468
I have all of these books I have to read.

1367
01:09:55,470 --> 01:09:57,528
I haven't even read half of them.

1368
01:09:57,530 --> 01:09:58,568
This is crazy.

1369
01:09:58,570 --> 01:10:00,718
I want to be able to read
those books back to you.

1370
01:10:00,720 --> 01:10:02,348
I enjoy those moments
when I read them to you

1371
01:10:02,350 --> 01:10:04,683
and you enjoy when I'm
reading to you as well.

1372
01:10:07,412 --> 01:10:11,823
Wait a second, Nina, I didn't
take any fucking pills, Nina.

1373
01:10:11,825 --> 01:10:13,047
What?

1374
01:10:13,049 --> 01:10:13,990
I didn't take any pills.

1375
01:10:13,992 --> 01:10:15,663
Are you sure he's smarter than me?

1376
01:10:19,270 --> 01:10:21,808
You idiot.

1377
01:10:21,810 --> 01:10:22,718
What, what did I say?

1378
01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,838
Nate, we need to get him to a hospital.

1379
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:26,248
I am fine.

1380
01:10:26,250 --> 01:10:28,668
I am so totally fine.

1381
01:10:28,670 --> 01:10:31,548
It's just a little chicken
soup for an angry soul.

1382
01:10:31,550 --> 01:10:33,890
You took my pills?

1383
01:10:33,892 --> 01:10:35,751
How many did you have?

1384
01:10:35,753 --> 01:10:37,012
All of 'em.

1385
01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:38,097
All of 'em?

1386
01:10:38,990 --> 01:10:40,038
All of them?

1387
01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:40,978
Every last one.

1388
01:10:40,980 --> 01:10:42,098
Every last one?

1389
01:10:42,100 --> 01:10:44,018
Every last pill, he had all my pills.

1390
01:10:44,020 --> 01:10:45,068
I can't believe this.

1391
01:10:45,070 --> 01:10:45,901
I'm not due for a refill

1392
01:10:45,903 --> 01:10:47,072
for another two weeks.

1393
01:10:47,074 --> 01:10:48,262
Dr. Yanklewitz is not gonna like this.

1394
01:10:48,264 --> 01:10:51,268
Do you understand how dangerous this is?

1395
01:10:51,270 --> 01:10:53,018
Greg, this is for your own good.

1396
01:10:53,020 --> 01:10:54,408
Now this is for your own good.

1397
01:10:54,410 --> 01:10:55,731
No!

1398
01:10:55,733 --> 01:10:57,983
(GRUNTING)

1399
01:11:00,340 --> 01:11:03,523
GREG: Hey, that's weird.

1400
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:10,293
NINA: Nothing is weird, sit up, Greg.

1401
01:11:11,431 --> 01:11:13,020
Ow!

1402
01:11:13,022 --> 01:11:14,469
There's something under the couch

1403
01:11:14,471 --> 01:11:16,193
My sanity maybe.

1404
01:11:16,195 --> 01:11:18,078
No, no, no, no, there's
nothing under there.

1405
01:11:18,080 --> 01:11:18,998
You're imagining it,

1406
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,038
it's definitely the pills.

1407
01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:20,871
Agreed.

1408
01:11:20,873 --> 01:11:23,548
You're probably hallucinating
for all we know.

1409
01:11:23,550 --> 01:11:25,428
You need medical attention.

1410
01:11:25,430 --> 01:11:27,913
Stop telling me what I need!

1411
01:11:31,034 --> 01:11:34,168
(SNIFFING)

1412
01:11:34,170 --> 01:11:35,903
I am bleeding again.

1413
01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:39,268
Extra tissue boxes are in the garage.

1414
01:11:39,270 --> 01:11:40,103
I know.

1415
01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:42,599
No, no, they're not in there.

1416
01:11:42,601 --> 01:11:45,001
No, they're not, they're
not in there, they're...

1417
01:11:46,676 --> 01:11:49,288
We need to get him to a hospital, Nate.

1418
01:11:49,290 --> 01:11:50,508
Stop screwing around, Greg,

1419
01:11:50,510 --> 01:11:52,468
get a tissue and then let's go.

1420
01:11:52,470 --> 01:11:54,118
Nate!

1421
01:11:54,120 --> 01:11:55,912
What are you gawking at?

1422
01:11:55,914 --> 01:11:57,998
Let's go.

1423
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,142
Nate!

1424
01:11:59,144 --> 01:12:01,727
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

1425
01:12:02,588 --> 01:12:04,329
I'll tell you.

1426
01:12:05,777 --> 01:12:09,117
Matter of fact, I'll show you.

1427
01:12:14,248 --> 01:12:16,665
(SLOW MUSIC)

1428
01:12:18,050 --> 01:12:19,461
The sound of vomiting.

1429
01:12:19,463 --> 01:12:21,242
Precious little Nate

1430
01:12:21,244 --> 01:12:22,988
with his precious little house

1431
01:12:22,990 --> 01:12:26,918
and his precious little home cooked meals.

1432
01:12:26,920 --> 01:12:28,588
And his shitty little job

1433
01:12:28,590 --> 01:12:30,563
at the shitty little library.

1434
01:12:32,338 --> 01:12:33,208
And now I'm spying on my wife.

1435
01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:34,043
I'm even

1436
01:12:35,890 --> 01:12:37,438
sneaking around my own house.

1437
01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:39,178
I actually parked two blocks down

1438
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,723
and one block over.

1439
01:12:43,260 --> 01:12:46,260
There's your real Nate right there.

1440
01:12:49,043 --> 01:12:51,463
Here, catch, have a breakfast bar.

1441
01:13:06,855 --> 01:13:09,522
(OMINOUS MUSIC)

1442
01:13:13,500 --> 01:13:15,398
Pop quiz time.

1443
01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:16,231
NINA: Oh God.

1444
01:13:16,233 --> 01:13:20,748
NATE: Honestly, why didn't one
of us just leave this house?

1445
01:13:20,750 --> 01:13:23,457
We could've reconvened at a
far less contentious time.

1446
01:13:23,459 --> 01:13:25,098
Why didn't I leave?

1447
01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:28,288
Yeah, I wish you would have.

1448
01:13:28,290 --> 01:13:31,008
Why didn't you say anything then?

1449
01:13:31,010 --> 01:13:32,630
And you...

1450
01:13:32,632 --> 01:13:36,092
Let her go, we'll talk it out.

1451
01:13:36,094 --> 01:13:37,448
We'll talk it out.

1452
01:13:37,450 --> 01:13:38,328
I can't look at her anyway,

1453
01:13:38,330 --> 01:13:39,161
she makes me sick.

1454
01:13:39,163 --> 01:13:40,253
Nate!

1455
01:13:40,255 --> 01:13:41,913
I hate her.

1456
01:13:41,915 --> 01:13:42,746
I hate you.

1457
01:13:42,748 --> 01:13:44,398
She probably hates me too, you know,

1458
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,822
it's a hatey hate hate,

1459
01:13:46,824 --> 01:13:48,904
it's a circle of hate.

1460
01:13:48,906 --> 01:13:51,048
Hate circle we're living in.

1461
01:13:51,050 --> 01:13:51,881
Triangle.

1462
01:13:51,883 --> 01:13:53,466
What's that smart guy?

1463
01:13:53,468 --> 01:13:58,457
You know, three sides, me, her, you...

1464
01:13:58,459 --> 01:14:01,109
Husband, wife, and you...

1465
01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:04,308
Keep pushing, genius.

1466
01:14:04,310 --> 01:14:07,077
Push me and see what happens.

1467
01:14:09,840 --> 01:14:11,213
Oh don't cry, Nina.

1468
01:14:12,799 --> 01:14:15,818
I'll let him go, alright?

1469
01:14:15,820 --> 01:14:17,063
I'll walk out of here.

1470
01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:21,388
Make her stop, Nate.

1471
01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:22,638
NATE: She's had way to much,

1472
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:24,147
wouldn't do any good.

1473
01:14:24,149 --> 01:14:26,204
Make her stop crying.

1474
01:14:26,206 --> 01:14:27,037
Trust me.

1475
01:14:27,039 --> 01:14:27,882
I can't.

1476
01:14:27,884 --> 01:14:28,922
If I could, I would.

1477
01:14:28,924 --> 01:14:30,680
He's right.

1478
01:14:30,682 --> 01:14:33,603
Will you just give me a moment, Greg?

1479
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:37,523
Why do you always take his side?

1480
01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:41,783
Why am I even here?

1481
01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:55,773
You look so happy together.

1482
01:15:01,610 --> 01:15:02,443
We were.

1483
01:15:06,888 --> 01:15:07,805
So tired.

1484
01:15:09,746 --> 01:15:11,996
(GRUNTING)

1485
01:15:18,178 --> 01:15:21,095
(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC)

1486
01:15:29,502 --> 01:15:30,585
Is he... dead?

1487
01:15:31,827 --> 01:15:33,851
I don't know, Nate.

1488
01:15:33,853 --> 01:15:35,658
Well it looks like it.

1489
01:15:35,660 --> 01:15:37,663
Then he's probably dead.

1490
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,338
We need to get free.

1491
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:45,658
He literally poured his heart out.

1492
01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:46,928
Not now.

1493
01:15:46,930 --> 01:15:49,428
I just...

1494
01:15:49,430 --> 01:15:52,454
You just need to help get the knife

1495
01:15:52,456 --> 01:15:55,824
and then we can think these things out.

1496
01:15:55,826 --> 01:15:58,638
Yeah, poison, suicide, what
is this, Romeo and Juliet?

1497
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:00,028
Why does he get to play Romeo?

1498
01:16:00,030 --> 01:16:00,868
I'm Romeo.

1499
01:16:00,870 --> 01:16:03,528
Novels, he's talking about novels.

1500
01:16:03,530 --> 01:16:05,163
Shakespeare wrote plays.

1501
01:16:06,195 --> 01:16:07,964
Really, really?

1502
01:16:07,966 --> 01:16:09,286
How fascinating.

1503
01:16:09,288 --> 01:16:11,871
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

1504
01:16:25,587 --> 01:16:27,289
Seriously?

1505
01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:29,541
(LAUGHING)

1506
01:17:01,235 --> 01:17:03,818
(GENTLE MUSIC)

1507
01:17:24,958 --> 01:17:26,791
That's a little weird.

1508
01:17:27,876 --> 01:17:28,707
Are you really trying to seduce me

1509
01:17:28,709 --> 01:17:29,960
while he's laying over there?

1510
01:17:31,268 --> 01:17:33,851
(GENTLE MUSIC)

1511
01:18:35,784 --> 01:18:36,617
Nate!

1512
01:18:40,008 --> 01:18:43,333
Nate!

1513
01:18:44,370 --> 01:18:45,798
Yep, I'm here.

1514
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,348
NINA: How many times have I asked you

1515
01:18:47,350 --> 01:18:49,498
to replace a roll when it's done?

1516
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,868
Roughly about 17 zillion
or so, give or take.

1517
01:18:52,870 --> 01:18:54,543
Could you bring me a roll now?

1518
01:18:56,256 --> 01:18:58,238
What's the magic password?

1519
01:18:58,240 --> 01:19:00,188
Bring me a roll before
I carve your eyes out

1520
01:19:00,190 --> 01:19:02,108
with our silver soup spoon set.

1521
01:19:02,110 --> 01:19:03,558
Alright!

1522
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,283
How was that for nice?

1523
01:19:07,166 --> 01:19:09,749
(GENTLE MUSIC)

1524
01:19:14,952 --> 01:19:17,020
NATE: Pretty awful, actually.

1525
01:19:17,022 --> 01:19:22,022
(KETTLE HISSING)

1526
01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:38,993
(UPBEAT MUSIC)

1527
01:19:38,995 --> 01:19:43,995
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