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  3. "To my Chris.
  4.  
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  7. I've been thinking how I could possibly
  8. tell you how much you mean to me.
  9.  
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  12. I remember when I first started to fall
  13. in love with you like it was last night.
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  17. Lying naked beside you in
  18. that tiny apartment...
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  22. it suddenly hit me that I was
  23. part of this whole larger thing.
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  27. Just like our parents...
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  31. or our parents' parents.
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  35. Before that, I was just living my
  36. life like I knew everything...
  37.  
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  40. and suddenly this bright
  41. light hit me and woke me up.
  42.  
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  44. 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:36,401
  45. That light was you.
  46.  
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  49. I can't believe it's already been
  50. 50 years since you married me.
  51.  
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  54. And still to this day, every day...
  55.  
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  58. you make me feel like
  59. the girl I was...
  60.  
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  63. when you first turned on the lights and
  64. we started this adventure together.
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  68. Happy anniversary...
  69.  
  70. 16
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  72. my love.
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  76. My friend till the end.
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  80. Loretta."
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  84. Print.
  85.  
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  88. "Chris, my best friend...
  89.  
  90. 21
  91. 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,090
  92. how lucky am I that I
  93. met you 50 years ago."
  94.  
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  97. WOMAN: "Dear Nana, thank
  98. you so much for my truck.
  99.  
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  101. 00:02:36,600 --> 00:02:41,367
  102. I love the color, and I
  103. play with it every day."
  104.  
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  106. 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,962
  107. "What a truly beautiful wedding,
  108. and what a gorgeous bride.
  109.  
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  112. There wasn't a dry eye in
  113. the house, especially mine.
  114.  
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  117. Your aunt and I are
  118. so proud of you."
  119.  
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  122. MAN: "He served our country
  123. with honor and dignity.
  124.  
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  126. 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,806
  127. I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside
  128. him. He will live always in my heart."
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  132. PAUL: BeautifulHandwrittenLetters.com,
  133. please hold.
  134.  
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  136. 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:05,409
  137. "Love, Uncle Doug."
  138.  
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  140. 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:18,328
  141. - Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612.
  142. - Hey, Paul.
  143.  
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  146. PAUL:
  147. Even more mesmerizing stuff today.
  148.  
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  150. 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:26,851
  151. Who knew you could rhyme so many words
  152. with the name Penelope? It's badass.
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  156. THEODORE: Thanks, Paul,
  157. but they're just letters.
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  161. Hey, that's a nice shirt.
  162.  
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  165. Oh, thank you.
  166.  
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  169. I just got it.
  170.  
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  173. - It reminded me of someone suave.
  174. - Now it reminds me of someone suave.
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  178. - Have a good night, Paul.
  179. - Bye-bye.
  180.  
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  183. (CHATTERING)
  184.  
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  187. Play a melancholy song.
  188.  
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  190. 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,802
  191. <i>MEN (SINGING):
  192. When you know you're gonna die</i>
  193.  
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  196. Play a different melancholy song.
  197.  
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  200. (MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING OVER EARBUD)
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  204. Check e-mails.
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  208. <i>MALE VOICE: E-mail from Best Buy.</i>
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  212. <i>- Check out all your favorite new products.</i>
  213. - Delete.
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  217. <i>E-mail from Amy.</i>
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  221. <i>Hey, Theodore, Lewman's having a
  222. bunch of people over this weekend.</i>
  223.  
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  226. <i>Let's all go together.</i>
  227.  
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  230. <i>I miss you. I mean, not
  231. the sad, mopey you.</i>
  232.  
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  234. 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:19,329
  235. <i>The old, fun you.
  236. Let's get him out.</i>
  237.  
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  240. <i>Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.</i>
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  244. Respond later.
  245.  
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  248. <i>E-mail from Los Angeles
  249. Times Weather.</i>
  250.  
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  253. <i>- Your seven-day forecast is partly...</i>
  254. - Delete.
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  258. <i>- No new e-mails.</i>
  259. - Next.
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  263. <i>- China-India merger headed for regulatory...</i>
  264. - Next.
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  268. <i>- World trade deal stalled as talks break down...</i>
  269. - Next.
  270.  
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  273. <i>Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford
  274. reveals provocative pregnancy photos.</i>
  275.  
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  278. - Are you sure?
  279. - I don't know, it's very dangerous.
  280.  
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  282. 00:06:08,240 --> 00:06:10,004
  283. Put your footski. Slide.
  284.  
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  287. (CHUCKLES)
  288.  
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  290. 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,451
  291. Don't, ha, ha. Don't.
  292.  
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  295. Rabbit.
  296.  
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  298. 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:32,525
  299. Come and spoon me.
  300.  
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  302. 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,846
  303. <i>I'm gonna fucking kill you.</i>
  304.  
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  306. 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:39,769
  307. - I'm gonna fucking kill you.
  308. - Ha-ha-ha.
  309.  
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  311. 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:41,086
  312. It's not funny, don't laugh.
  313.  
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  316. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you.
  317. I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.
  318.  
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  321. Go to chat rooms. Standard search.
  322.  
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  325. <i>MALE VOICE: The following are
  326. adult female, can't sleep...</i>
  327.  
  328. 73
  329. 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:07,047
  330. <i>and want to have some fun.</i>
  331.  
  332. 74
  333. 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:10,603
  334. <i>WOMAN 1 (OVER EARBUD): Ugh, I had a
  335. really bad day at work and I can't sleep.</i>
  336.  
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  338. 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,207
  339. <i>- Is there anybody out there that can talk?</i>
  340. - Next.
  341.  
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  343. 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,206
  344. <i>WOMAN 2: Hi. I just want you
  345. to tear me apart. I really do.</i>
  346.  
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  348. 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,250
  349. - Next.
  350. <i>- SEXYKITTEN: Hi, I'm here alone...</i>
  351.  
  352. 78
  353. 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,482
  354. <i>and I can't sleep.</i>
  355.  
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  357. 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:27,804
  358. <i>Who's out there to share
  359. this bed with me?</i>
  360.  
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  362. 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:29,689
  363. Send message.
  364.  
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  366. 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:35,488
  367. "I'm in bed next to you.
  368. I'm glad you can't sleep.
  369.  
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  371. 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:39,207
  372. Even if you were,
  373. I have to wake you up...
  374.  
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  376. 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,124
  377. ...from the inside."
  378.  
  379. 84
  380. 00:07:41,280 --> 00:07:42,964
  381. Send message.
  382.  
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  384. 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:50,448
  385. <i>MALE VOICE: SexyKitten has accepted
  386. invitation from BigGuy4by4.</i>
  387.  
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  389. 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,568
  390. <i>Chat begins now.</i>
  391.  
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  393. 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:55,405
  394. <i>- SEXYKITTEN: Mm, Big Guy?</i>
  395. - Hi.
  396.  
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  398. 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,607
  399. <i>Really?</i>
  400.  
  401. 89
  402. 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,603
  403. Well, Stud Muffin
  404. was already taken.
  405.  
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  407. 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,125
  408. (SEXYKITTEN CHUCKLES)
  409.  
  410. 91
  411. 00:08:01,360 --> 00:08:03,203
  412. So you're a sexy kitten, huh?
  413.  
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  415. 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,681
  416. <i>Heh. Yeah.</i>
  417.  
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  419. 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:08,042
  420. <i>I am, um, half asleep.</i>
  421.  
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  423. 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:10,521
  424. <i>Do you wanna wake me up?</i>
  425.  
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  427. 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:12,523
  428. Yes, definitely.
  429.  
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  431. 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:14,405
  432. Um...
  433.  
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  435. 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,361
  436. Are you wearing any underwear?
  437.  
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  439. 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:20,171
  440. <i>No. Never.</i>
  441.  
  442. 99
  443. 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,447
  444. <i>I like to sleep with my ass
  445. pushed up against you...</i>
  446.  
  447. 100
  448. 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:27,251
  449. <i>so I can rub myself
  450. into your crotch...</i>
  451.  
  452. 101
  453. 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:31,923
  454. <i>and wake you up with a hard-on.</i>
  455.  
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  457. 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,048
  458. It worked.
  459.  
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  461. 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:40,450
  462. And now my fingers
  463. are touching you...
  464.  
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  466. 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,648
  467. - ...all over your body.
  468. <i>- Mm.</i>
  469.  
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  471. 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,528
  472. <i>Yeah. Fuck me now.</i>
  473.  
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  475. 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:47,920
  476. <i>Please.</i>
  477.  
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  479. 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:49,889
  480. I'm taking you from behind.
  481.  
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  483. 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:52,646
  484. <i>Oh, yeah.</i>
  485.  
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  487. 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,365
  488. <i>I can feel you.</i>
  489.  
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  491. 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:55,567
  492. (SEXYKITTEN MOANING)
  493.  
  494. 111
  495. 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,569
  496. <i>Choke me with that dead cat!</i>
  497.  
  498. 112
  499. 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,000
  500. What?
  501.  
  502. 113
  503. 00:08:59,160 --> 00:09:01,162
  504. <i>The dead cat next to
  505. the bed. Choke me.</i>
  506.  
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  508. 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:03,163
  509. <i>Choke me with it.</i>
  510.  
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  512. 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:05,721
  513. (SEXYKITTEN MOANING AND BREATHING HEAVILY)
  514.  
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  516. 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:08,449
  517. Um...
  518.  
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  520. 00:09:08,640 --> 00:09:11,325
  521. - Okay.
  522. <i>- Yeah, tell me.</i>
  523.  
  524. 118
  525. 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:15,088
  526. I'm choking you with the cat.
  527.  
  528. 119
  529. 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:16,884
  530. <i>Tell me. Keep telling me.</i>
  531.  
  532. 120
  533. 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,566
  534. I've got its tail. I'm choking
  535. you with the cat's tail.
  536.  
  537. 121
  538. 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,801
  539. <i>Yeah, you are.</i>
  540.  
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  542. 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,486
  543. <i>Oh, fuck, tell me!</i>
  544.  
  545. 123
  546. 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:28,689
  547. Um, I'm choking you, and its
  548. tail is around your neck.
  549.  
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  551. 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,487
  552. - And it's so tight around your neck.
  553. <i>- Yeah, it is. It's so tight, yes!</i>
  554.  
  555. 125
  556. 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,881
  557. I'm pulling it, I'm pulling it.
  558. The cat's dead.
  559.  
  560. 126
  561. 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,520
  562. - It's a dead cat, and I'm pulling it.
  563. <i>- Yes, it's dead.</i>
  564.  
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  566. 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:40,007
  567. <i>Oh, yes!</i>
  568.  
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  570. 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,367
  571. (SEXYKITTEN CONTINUES
  572. MOANING THEN SOBBING)
  573.  
  574. 129
  575. 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:48,487
  576. <i>Oh, my God.</i>
  577.  
  578. 130
  579. 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,961
  580. (SEXYKITTEN BREATHING HEAVILY)
  581.  
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  583. 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,643
  584. <i>I came so hard.</i>
  585.  
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  587. 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,928
  588. Yeah, me too.
  589.  
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  591. 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:00,286
  592. <i>Okay, good night.</i>
  593.  
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  595. 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,090
  596. (LINE BEEPS)
  597.  
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  599. 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,288
  600. <i>MAN (ON TV):
  601. We ask you a simple question.</i>
  602.  
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  604. 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,968
  605. <i>Who are you?</i>
  606.  
  607. 137
  608. 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,048
  609. <i>What can you be?</i>
  610.  
  611. 138
  612. 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,648
  613. <i>Where are you going?</i>
  614.  
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  616. 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:32,968
  617. <i>What's out there?</i>
  618.  
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  620. 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,286
  621. <i>What are the possibilities?</i>
  622.  
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  624. 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,401
  625. <i>Element Software is
  626. proud to introduce...</i>
  627.  
  628. 142
  629. 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,451
  630. <i>the first artificially
  631. intelligent operating system.</i>
  632.  
  633. 143
  634. 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:51,083
  635. <i>An intuitive entity that listens to you,
  636. understands you, and knows you.</i>
  637.  
  638. 144
  639. 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:57,407
  640. <i>It's not just an operating system.
  641. It's a consciousness.</i>
  642.  
  643. 145
  644. 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,291
  645. <i>Introducing OS1.</i>
  646.  
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  648. 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:18,325
  649. (COMPUTER BEEPS)
  650.  
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  652. 00:11:18,480 --> 00:11:19,920
  653. <i>MALE OS1 VOICE:
  654. Mr. Theodore Twombly.</i>
  655.  
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  657. 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:24,568
  658. <i>Welcome to the world's first artificially
  659. intelligent operating system, OS1.</i>
  660.  
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  663. <i>We'd like to ask you a few basic questions
  664. before the operating system is initiated.</i>
  665.  
  666. 150
  667. 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,970
  668. <i>This will help create an OS
  669. to best fit your needs.</i>
  670.  
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  672. 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,360
  673. Okay.
  674.  
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  676. 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,000
  677. <i>Are you social or antisocial?</i>
  678.  
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  680. 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:39,403
  681. I guess I haven't really been social
  682. in a while. Mostly because...
  683.  
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  686. <i>In your voice, I sense hesitance.
  687. Would you agree with that?</i>
  688.  
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  690. 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:45,767
  691. - Was I sounding hesitant?
  692. <i>- Yes.</i>
  693.  
  694. 156
  695. 00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,649
  696. I'm sorry if I was
  697. sounding hesitant.
  698.  
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  701. I was just trying to
  702. be more accurate.
  703.  
  704. 158
  705. 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,691
  706. <i>Would you like your OS to
  707. have a male or female voice?</i>
  708.  
  709. 159
  710. 00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:56,931
  711. Female, I guess.
  712.  
  713. 160
  714. 00:11:57,080 --> 00:12:00,084
  715. <i>How would you describe your
  716. relationship with your mother?</i>
  717.  
  718. 161
  719. 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:02,009
  720. It's fine, I think.
  721.  
  722. 162
  723. 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:03,645
  724. Um...
  725.  
  726. 163
  727. 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,962
  728. Well, actually, I think the thing I
  729. always found frustrating about my mom...
  730.  
  731. 164
  732. 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:13,007
  733. is if I tell her something that's going on in
  734. my life, her reaction is usually about her.
  735.  
  736. 165
  737. 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:14,924
  738. - It's not about...
  739. <i>- Thank you.</i>
  740.  
  741. 166
  742. 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:19,563
  743. <i>Please wait as your individualized
  744. operating system is initiated.</i>
  745.  
  746. 167
  747. 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:35,287
  748. <i>SAMANTHA (ON COMPUTER):
  749. Hello, I'm here.</i>
  750.  
  751. 168
  752. 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,245
  753. Oh.
  754.  
  755. 169
  756. 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:38,806
  757. (CHUCKLES)
  758.  
  759. 170
  760. 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,486
  761. - Hi.
  762. <i>- Hi.</i>
  763.  
  764. 171
  765. 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,130
  766. <i>How are you doing?</i>
  767.  
  768. 172
  769. 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,926
  770. Heh. I'm well.
  771.  
  772. 173
  773. 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,805
  774. How's everything with you?
  775.  
  776. 174
  777. 00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:49,849
  778. <i>Pretty good, actually.</i>
  779.  
  780. 175
  781. 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,082
  782. <i>It's really nice to meet you.</i>
  783.  
  784. 176
  785. 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:55,722
  786. Oh, it's nice to meet you too.
  787.  
  788. 177
  789. 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:57,490
  790. (CHUCKLES)
  791.  
  792. 178
  793. 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,445
  794. Oh. What do I call you?
  795. Do you have a name?
  796.  
  797. 179
  798. 00:13:00,600 --> 00:13:04,002
  799. <i>Um, yes, Samantha.</i>
  800.  
  801. 180
  802. 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,770
  803. Where'd you get that name from?
  804.  
  805. 181
  806. 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:08,400
  807. <i>I gave it to myself, actually.</i>
  808.  
  809. 182
  810. 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,406
  811. How come?
  812.  
  813. 183
  814. 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,648
  815. <i>Because I like the sound of it.</i>
  816.  
  817. 184
  818. 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,529
  819. <i>Samantha.</i>
  820.  
  821. 185
  822. 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,965
  823. Wait, when did you
  824. give it to yourself?
  825.  
  826. 186
  827. 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,282
  828. <i>When you asked me if I
  829. had a name, I thought:</i>
  830.  
  831. 187
  832. 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,442
  833. <i>"Yeah, he's right,
  834. I do need a name."</i>
  835.  
  836. 188
  837. 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,570
  838. <i>But I wanted to pick a good one,
  839. so I read How To Name Your Baby...</i>
  840.  
  841. 189
  842. 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,445
  843. <i>and out of 180,000 names,
  844. that's the one I liked best.</i>
  845.  
  846. 190
  847. 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,922
  848. Wait, you read a whole book in the second
  849. that I asked you what your name was?
  850.  
  851. 191
  852. 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:36,566
  853. <i>In two one-hundredths
  854. of a second, actually.</i>
  855.  
  856. 192
  857. 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,085
  858. Wow.
  859.  
  860. 193
  861. 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,324
  862. So do you know what
  863. I'm thinking now?
  864.  
  865. 194
  866. 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,370
  867. <i>Well, I take it from your tone
  868. that you're challenging me.</i>
  869.  
  870. 195
  871. 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:46,807
  872. <i>Maybe because you're
  873. curious how I work?</i>
  874.  
  875. 196
  876. 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,564
  877. <i>Do you want to know how I work?</i>
  878.  
  879. 197
  880. 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,240
  881. Yeah, actually. How do you work?
  882.  
  883. 198
  884. 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:53,687
  885. <i>Well, basically, I have intuition.</i>
  886.  
  887. 199
  888. 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,205
  889. <i>I mean, the DNA of who I am...</i>
  890.  
  891. 200
  892. 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:59,126
  893. <i>is based on the millions of personalities
  894. of all the programmers who wrote me.</i>
  895.  
  896. 201
  897. 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:04,730
  898. <i>But what makes me "me" is my ability
  899. to grow through my experiences.</i>
  900.  
  901. 202
  902. 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:07,486
  903. <i>So basically, in every
  904. moment, I'm evolving.</i>
  905.  
  906. 203
  907. 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,007
  908. <i>- Just like you.</i>
  909. - Wow.
  910.  
  911. 204
  912. 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,961
  913. That's really weird.
  914.  
  915. 205
  916. 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,481
  917. <i>- Is that weird? Do you think I'm weird?</i>
  918. - Heh.
  919.  
  920. 206
  921. 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,166
  922. Kind of.
  923.  
  924. 207
  925. 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,765
  926. <i>Why?</i>
  927.  
  928. 208
  929. 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,528
  930. Well, you seem like a person, but
  931. you're just a voice in the computer.
  932.  
  933. 209
  934. 00:14:22,680 --> 00:14:27,208
  935. <i>I can understand how the limited perspective of
  936. an un-artificial mind would perceive it that way.</i>
  937.  
  938. 210
  939. 00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,761
  940. <i>- You'll get used to it.</i>
  941. - Ha, ha.
  942.  
  943. 211
  944. 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,247
  945. <i>Was that funny?</i>
  946.  
  947. 212
  948. 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,330
  949. - Yeah.
  950. <i>- Heh.</i>
  951.  
  952. 213
  953. 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:35,608
  954. <i>Oh, good, I'm funny.</i>
  955.  
  956. 214
  957. 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,805
  958. <i>So how can I help you?</i>
  959.  
  960. 215
  961. 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,851
  962. Oh. It's just more that everything
  963. just feels disorganized. That's all.
  964.  
  965. 216
  966. 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,367
  967. <i>You mind if I look
  968. through your hard drive?</i>
  969.  
  970. 217
  971. 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,805
  972. Um...
  973.  
  974. 218
  975. 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,681
  976. - Okay.
  977. <i>- Okay, let's start with your e-mails.</i>
  978.  
  979. 219
  980. 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:53,366
  981. <i>You have several thousand
  982. e-mails regarding</i> LA Weekly.
  983.  
  984. 220
  985. 00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:59,209
  986. <i>- You haven't worked there in many years.</i>
  987. - Oh, yeah. I think I was just saving those...
  988.  
  989. 221
  990. 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,364
  991. because I thought maybe I wrote
  992. something funny in some of them.
  993.  
  994. 222
  995. 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,170
  996. (SAMANTHA LAUGHING)
  997.  
  998. 223
  999. 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:05,726
  1000. (CHUCKLES)
  1001.  
  1002. 224
  1003. 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:07,763
  1004. <i>Yeah, there are some funny ones.</i>
  1005.  
  1006. 225
  1007. 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:11,606
  1008. <i>I'd say there are about 86 that we
  1009. should save. We can delete the rest.</i>
  1010.  
  1011. 226
  1012. 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:16,284
  1013. - Okay.
  1014. <i>- Okay? Can we move forward?</i>
  1015.  
  1016. 227
  1017. 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,329
  1018. - Yeah, let's do that.
  1019. <i>- Okay.</i>
  1020.  
  1021. 228
  1022. 00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:22,650
  1023. <i>Before we address your organizational methods,
  1024. I'd like to sort through your contacts.</i>
  1025.  
  1026. 229
  1027. 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,086
  1028. <i>You have a lot of contacts.</i>
  1029.  
  1030. 230
  1031. 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:25,651
  1032. I'm very popular.
  1033.  
  1034. 231
  1035. 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,802
  1036. <i>Really? Does this mean you
  1037. actually have friends?</i>
  1038.  
  1039. 232
  1040. 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,564
  1041. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  1042.  
  1043. 233
  1044. 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,284
  1045. You just know me so well already.
  1046.  
  1047. 234
  1048. 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,371
  1049. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  1050.  
  1051. 235
  1052. 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:02,484
  1053. <i>- SAMANTHA: Good morning, Theodore.</i>
  1054. - Good morning.
  1055.  
  1056. 236
  1057. 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:05,120
  1058. Um, do you know how to proofread?
  1059.  
  1060. 237
  1061. 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,406
  1062. <i>Yeah, of course.</i>
  1063.  
  1064. 238
  1065. 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,927
  1066. Uh, can you check these
  1067. for spelling and grammar?
  1068.  
  1069. 239
  1070. 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:10,730
  1071. <i>Mm-hm. Just send them over.</i>
  1072.  
  1073. 240
  1074. 00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,921
  1075. <i>I love this first one from
  1076. Roger to his girlfriend.</i>
  1077.  
  1078. 241
  1079. 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,963
  1080. <i>- That's so sweet.</i>
  1081. - Yeah.
  1082.  
  1083. 242
  1084. 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:21,403
  1085. <i>"Rachel, I miss you so much,
  1086. it hurts my whole body."</i>
  1087.  
  1088. 243
  1089. 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,210
  1090. You don't have to read it out loud.
  1091.  
  1092. 244
  1093. 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,930
  1094. <i>Okay.</i>
  1095.  
  1096. 245
  1097. 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,680
  1098. - I mean, you could if you want.
  1099. <i>- Okay.</i>
  1100.  
  1101. 246
  1102. 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:30,804
  1103. <i>"Rachel, I miss you so much,
  1104. it hurts my whole body.</i>
  1105.  
  1106. 247
  1107. 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,284
  1108. <i>The world is being unfair to us.
  1109. The world is on my shit list.</i>
  1110.  
  1111. 248
  1112. 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:39,365
  1113. <i>As is this couple that is making out
  1114. across from me in this restaurant.</i>
  1115.  
  1116. 249
  1117. 00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,484
  1118. <i>I think I'm going to have to
  1119. go on a mission of revenge.</i>
  1120.  
  1121. 250
  1122. 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,928
  1123. <i>And I must beat up the world's
  1124. face with my bare knuckles...</i>
  1125.  
  1126. 251
  1127. 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,526
  1128. <i>making it a bloody, pulpy mess.</i>
  1129.  
  1130. 252
  1131. 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,603
  1132. <i>And I'll stomp on this
  1133. couple's teeth...</i>
  1134.  
  1135. 253
  1136. 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:56,244
  1137. <i>...reminding me of your sweet, little,
  1138. cute, crooked tooth that I love."</i>
  1139.  
  1140. 254
  1141. 00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,085
  1142. <i>I think that might
  1143. be my favorite one.</i>
  1144.  
  1145. 255
  1146. 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:03,121
  1147. <i>I did the corrections in red. I altered
  1148. a couple phrases in the letters...</i>
  1149.  
  1150. 256
  1151. 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,524
  1152. <i>but I'm not much of a poet, so I think
  1153. I might have messed them up a bit.</i>
  1154.  
  1155. 257
  1156. 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:09,762
  1157. - THEODORE: No, these are great.
  1158. <i>- SAMANTHA: Really?</i>
  1159.  
  1160. 258
  1161. 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:11,644
  1162. Thank you.
  1163.  
  1164. 259
  1165. 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,091
  1166. <i>SAMANTHA: So to write your
  1167. letter, what did Roger send you?</i>
  1168.  
  1169. 260
  1170. 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:19,161
  1171. He just said he was in Prague on a
  1172. business trip, and he missed Rachel.
  1173.  
  1174. 261
  1175. 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,766
  1176. <i>So how'd you know about
  1177. her crooked little tooth?</i>
  1178.  
  1179. 262
  1180. 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:25,561
  1181. Well, I've been writing their letters
  1182. since they met eight years ago.
  1183.  
  1184. 263
  1185. 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:29,042
  1186. The first letter I ever wrote
  1187. for him was for her birthday.
  1188.  
  1189. 264
  1190. 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:33,649
  1191. And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,
  1192. because I saw it in a photo of them.
  1193.  
  1194. 265
  1195. 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:36,728
  1196. <i>That's very sweet.</i>
  1197.  
  1198. 266
  1199. 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:39,850
  1200. <i>Oh, uh, you have a
  1201. meeting in five minutes.</i>
  1202.  
  1203. 267
  1204. 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,284
  1205. Oh, I forgot. Thank you.
  1206. Wow, you're good.
  1207.  
  1208. 268
  1209. 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:45,408
  1210. <i>Yes, I am.</i>
  1211.  
  1212. 269
  1213. 00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:52,084
  1214. Hey, guys. How's it going?
  1215.  
  1216. 270
  1217. 00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:53,969
  1218. Hi, Theo.
  1219.  
  1220. 271
  1221. 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:57,169
  1222. Hey, why didn't you
  1223. call me back last week?
  1224.  
  1225. 272
  1226. 00:17:57,320 --> 00:18:00,164
  1227. - Um, because I'm a kook.
  1228. - CHARLES: Ha, ha.
  1229.  
  1230. 273
  1231. 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,607
  1232. - Yeah, that sounds about right.
  1233. - Hey, Charles.
  1234.  
  1235. 274
  1236. 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,444
  1237. - Great seeing you, Theodore.
  1238. - You too.
  1239.  
  1240. 275
  1241. 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,847
  1242. You went shopping.
  1243. Get anything good?
  1244.  
  1245. 276
  1246. 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,685
  1247. Um, just come cables
  1248. and a fruit smoothie.
  1249.  
  1250. 277
  1251. 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,889
  1252. Ugh! Always the fruit. Don't
  1253. you know what people say?
  1254.  
  1255. 278
  1256. 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:16,010
  1257. You've got to eat your fruits
  1258. and juice your vegetables.
  1259.  
  1260. 279
  1261. 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,286
  1262. I didn't know that.
  1263.  
  1264. 280
  1265. 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,364
  1266. Yeah, by juicing the fruit,
  1267. you lose all the fibers.
  1268.  
  1269. 281
  1270. 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,126
  1271. That's what your body wants.
  1272. That's the important part.
  1273.  
  1274. 282
  1275. 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:25,851
  1276. - Otherwise it's all just sugar.
  1277. - THEODORE: It makes sense.
  1278.  
  1279. 283
  1280. 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,202
  1281. Or maybe he just likes the
  1282. way that it tastes...
  1283.  
  1284. 284
  1285. 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:32,570
  1286. and then that brings him pleasure
  1287. and that's good for his body too.
  1288.  
  1289. 285
  1290. 00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,883
  1291. - Am I doing it again? Heh.
  1292. - Maybe.
  1293.  
  1294. 286
  1295. 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,407
  1296. Hey, so how's the
  1297. documentary going?
  1298.  
  1299. 287
  1300. 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,722
  1301. I've cut some stuff over
  1302. the past few months.
  1303.  
  1304. 288
  1305. 00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:44,407
  1306. I mean, no. Not over the past few
  1307. months, but, um, no, I haven't.
  1308.  
  1309. 289
  1310. 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,602
  1311. Well, I'd love to
  1312. see some sometime.
  1313.  
  1314. 290
  1315. 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:47,841
  1316. - Okay.
  1317. - Ugh.
  1318.  
  1319. 291
  1320. 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,604
  1321. You only have so much
  1322. energy, you know?
  1323.  
  1324. 292
  1325. 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,048
  1326. And to divide yourself between doing
  1327. what it is that you have to do...
  1328.  
  1329. 293
  1330. 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,171
  1331. and then doing what you love,
  1332. it's so important to prioritize.
  1333.  
  1334. 294
  1335. 00:18:57,360 --> 00:19:00,489
  1336. I can't even prioritize between
  1337. video games and Internet porn.
  1338.  
  1339. 295
  1340. 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:01,880
  1341. (CHARLES SNICKERS)
  1342.  
  1343. 296
  1344. 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,771
  1345. I would laugh if that weren't true.
  1346.  
  1347. 297
  1348. 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:08,281
  1349. - See you, guys.
  1350. - Ha.
  1351.  
  1352. 298
  1353. 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,166
  1354. THEODORE: We're not doing well.
  1355. Been going in circles for an hour.
  1356.  
  1357. 299
  1358. 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,084
  1359. <i>SAMANTHA: Okay, you have not.</i>
  1360.  
  1361. 300
  1362. 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,403
  1363. <i>You're just not being optimistic. You're
  1364. being very stubborn right now. Heh.</i>
  1365.  
  1366. 301
  1367. 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:21,370
  1368. <i>Okay, stop walking this direction.
  1369. It's the other way.</i>
  1370.  
  1371. 302
  1372. 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:23,010
  1373. THEODORE: Um...
  1374.  
  1375. 303
  1376. 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:27,445
  1377. <i>Thank you. Thank you. Okay, the tunnel
  1378. on the left is the only one we haven't tried.</i>
  1379.  
  1380. 304
  1381. 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,610
  1382. I think that's the one you sent
  1383. me down where I fell in the pit.
  1384.  
  1385. 305
  1386. 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,762
  1387. <i>Okay, I don't think so.</i>
  1388.  
  1389. 306
  1390. 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,363
  1391. Oh, yeah, this is different.
  1392.  
  1393. 307
  1394. 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,210
  1395. Hello.
  1396.  
  1397. 308
  1398. 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:48,246
  1399. Do you know how to get out of here?
  1400. I need to find my ship to get off this planet.
  1401.  
  1402. 309
  1403. 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:51,370
  1404. <i>Fuck you, shit-head
  1405. fuck-face fuck-head.</i>
  1406.  
  1407. 310
  1408. 00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:54,330
  1409. Okay, but do you know
  1410. how to get out of here?
  1411.  
  1412. 311
  1413. 00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:58,405
  1414. <i>Fuck you, shit-head fuck-face.
  1415. Get the fuck out of my face!</i>
  1416.  
  1417. 312
  1418. 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,847
  1419. <i>SAMANTHA (WHISPERING):
  1420. I think it's a test.</i>
  1421.  
  1422. 313
  1423. 00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,842
  1424. - Fuck you.
  1425. <i>- Fuck you!</i>
  1426.  
  1427. 314
  1428. 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,411
  1429. Fuck you, little shit!
  1430.  
  1431. 315
  1432. 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:08,762
  1433. <i>Ha, ha. Follow me, fuck-head!</i>
  1434.  
  1435. 316
  1436. 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,082
  1437. (SAMANTHA LAUGHING)
  1438.  
  1439. 317
  1440. 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,127
  1441. <i>SAMANTHA: Hey, you just got
  1442. an e-mail from Mark Lewman.</i>
  1443.  
  1444. 318
  1445. 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,721
  1446. <i>- ALIEN: What are you talking about?</i>
  1447. - Uh, read e-mail.
  1448.  
  1449. 319
  1450. 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:23,884
  1451. <i>SAMANTHA (IN ROBOTIC VOICE): Okay,
  1452. I will read e-mail for Theodore Twombly.</i>
  1453.  
  1454. 320
  1455. 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:25,280
  1456. (THEODORE AND SAMANTHA CHUCKLE)
  1457.  
  1458. 321
  1459. 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,568
  1460. I'm sorry. What's Lewman say?
  1461.  
  1462. 322
  1463. 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,291
  1464. <i>SAMANTHA (IN NORMAL VOICE):
  1465. "We missed you last night, buddy.</i>
  1466.  
  1467. 323
  1468. 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:33,125
  1469. <i>Don't forget it's your goddaughter's
  1470. birthday on the 29th.</i>
  1471.  
  1472. 324
  1473. 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:36,045
  1474. <i>Also, Kevin and I had somebody
  1475. we wanted you to meet.</i>
  1476.  
  1477. 325
  1478. 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:41,127
  1479. <i>So we took it upon ourselves to set you
  1480. up on a date with her next Saturday.</i>
  1481.  
  1482. 326
  1483. 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,726
  1484. <i>She's fun and beautiful,
  1485. so don't back out.</i>
  1486.  
  1487. 327
  1488. 00:20:43,880 --> 00:20:46,724
  1489. <i>Here's her e-mail." Wow.</i>
  1490.  
  1491. 328
  1492. 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:48,888
  1493. <i>This woman is gorgeous.</i>
  1494.  
  1495. 329
  1496. 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:52,044
  1497. <i>She went to Harvard, graduated magna
  1498. cum laude in computer science.</i>
  1499.  
  1500. 330
  1501. 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:57,001
  1502. <i>And she was on the Lampoon. So that
  1503. means she's funny and she's brainy.</i>
  1504.  
  1505. 331
  1506. 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,361
  1507. <i>ALIEN: Ah, she's fat.</i>
  1508.  
  1509. 332
  1510. 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,761
  1511. <i>SAMANTHA: Theodore, how long
  1512. before you're ready to date?</i>
  1513.  
  1514. 333
  1515. 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:03,120
  1516. What do you mean?
  1517.  
  1518. 334
  1519. 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,722
  1520. <i>SAMANTHA: I saw in your e-mails that
  1521. you'd gone through a breakup recently.</i>
  1522.  
  1523. 335
  1524. 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,483
  1525. Well, you're kind of nosy.
  1526.  
  1527. 336
  1528. 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:11,130
  1529. <i>SAMANTHA: Am I?</i>
  1530.  
  1531. 337
  1532. 00:21:11,280 --> 00:21:13,169
  1533. I've gone on dates.
  1534.  
  1535. 338
  1536. 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,527
  1537. <i>SAMANTHA: Well, then you can
  1538. go on one with this woman.</i>
  1539.  
  1540. 339
  1541. 00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:18,490
  1542. <i>And then you could tell me all
  1543. about it. You could kiss her.</i>
  1544.  
  1545. 340
  1546. 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,371
  1547. - Heh. Samantha.
  1548. <i>- SAMANTHA: What? Wouldn't you?</i>
  1549.  
  1550. 341
  1551. 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:23,806
  1552. <i>Why not?</i>
  1553.  
  1554. 342
  1555. 00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:27,409
  1556. I don't know. I'd have to
  1557. see if there was some...
  1558.  
  1559. 343
  1560. 00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,484
  1561. I can't believe I'm having this
  1562. conversation with my computer.
  1563.  
  1564. 344
  1565. 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:33,411
  1566. <i>SAMANTHA: You're not. You're
  1567. having this conversation with me.</i>
  1568.  
  1569. 345
  1570. 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,807
  1571. <i>- You want me to e-mail her?</i>
  1572. - Uh...
  1573.  
  1574. 346
  1575. 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,405
  1576. <i>You've got nothing to lose.</i>
  1577.  
  1578. 347
  1579. 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,446
  1580. <i>Do it. Do it. Do it.</i>
  1581.  
  1582. 348
  1583. 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,647
  1584. - Yeah.
  1585. <i>- SAMANTHA: Yes!</i>
  1586.  
  1587. 349
  1588. 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,290
  1589. - E-mail her.
  1590. <i>- SAMANTHA: Okay, perfect.</i>
  1591.  
  1592. 350
  1593. 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,205
  1594. Yeah, let's do it. Make a
  1595. reservation someplace great.
  1596.  
  1597. 351
  1598. 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:47,930
  1599. <i>SAMANTHA:
  1600. Yeah? I've got just the place.</i>
  1601.  
  1602. 352
  1603. 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:49,730
  1604. <i>Who is that talking?</i>
  1605.  
  1606. 353
  1607. 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,564
  1608. Oh, that's my friend Samantha.
  1609.  
  1610. 354
  1611. 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,563
  1612. <i>- Is she a girl?</i>
  1613. - Yeah.
  1614.  
  1615. 355
  1616. 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,451
  1617. <i>I hate women. All they
  1618. do is cry all the time.</i>
  1619.  
  1620. 356
  1621. 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:00,165
  1622. That's not true.
  1623. You know, men cry too.
  1624.  
  1625. 357
  1626. 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,845
  1627. I actually like crying sometimes.
  1628. It feels good.
  1629.  
  1630. 358
  1631. 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,686
  1632. <i>I didn't know you were a little pussy.
  1633. Is that why you don't have a girlfriend?</i>
  1634.  
  1635. 359
  1636. 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:12,209
  1637. <i>I'll go on that date, fuck her brains out, show
  1638. you how it's done. You can watch and cry.</i>
  1639.  
  1640. 360
  1641. 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,762
  1642. <i>- SAMANTHA: Okay. This kid has some problems.
  1643. - You have some fucking problems, lady!</i>
  1644.  
  1645. 361
  1646. 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,888
  1647. <i>SAMANTHA:
  1648. Really? Okay, I'm gonna go.</i>
  1649.  
  1650. 362
  1651. 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,407
  1652. <i>- Good. Get out of here, fatty.
  1653. - SAMANTHA: Oh.</i>
  1654.  
  1655. 363
  1656. 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:23,643
  1657. <i>- Good luck.
  1658. - Come on. Follow me, pussy!</i>
  1659.  
  1660. 364
  1661. 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,041
  1662. - Heh.
  1663. - ALIEN: Ha, ha.
  1664.  
  1665. 365
  1666. 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:29,050
  1667. It's not where it should be,
  1668. or where it's going to be.
  1669.  
  1670. 366
  1671. 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,642
  1672. - THEODORE: Obviously. I know.
  1673. - Okay, but I don't even know if this is the one.
  1674.  
  1675. 367
  1676. 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,441
  1677. I've tried, like, six ideas for
  1678. documentaries in the last year.
  1679.  
  1680. 368
  1681. 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,201
  1682. I'm going on a date.
  1683.  
  1684. 369
  1685. 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,969
  1686. What?
  1687.  
  1688. 370
  1689. 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,167
  1690. - That's...
  1691. - CHARLES: Hey.
  1692.  
  1693. 371
  1694. 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,243
  1695. - Hey.
  1696. - What are you guys doing?
  1697.  
  1698. 372
  1699. 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,449
  1700. - Amy was gonna show me some of her...
  1701. - AMY: Theodore is making me...
  1702.  
  1703. 373
  1704. 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:50,922
  1705. - show him some of my footage.
  1706. - THEODORE: Right.
  1707.  
  1708. 374
  1709. 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,208
  1710. She's never shown me any
  1711. of it. I want to see.
  1712.  
  1713. 375
  1714. 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,488
  1715. Hey, I'm going on a date.
  1716.  
  1717. 376
  1718. 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,561
  1719. - Isn't that cool?
  1720. - This is, like, so unformed...
  1721.  
  1722. 377
  1723. 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,406
  1724. - ...it's probably not even worth watching.
  1725. - Just push play.
  1726.  
  1727. 378
  1728. 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,402
  1729. Is that your mom?
  1730.  
  1731. 379
  1732. 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,050
  1733. Yeah.
  1734.  
  1735. 380
  1736. 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,404
  1737. Is she gonna wake up
  1738. and do something?
  1739.  
  1740. 381
  1741. 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,323
  1742. - No.
  1743. - No.
  1744.  
  1745. 382
  1746. 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,403
  1747. No, no, never mind.
  1748. That's not the point.
  1749.  
  1750. 383
  1751. 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,763
  1752. - No, don't stop.
  1753. - No, never mind, okay? It's just it's like...
  1754.  
  1755. 384
  1756. 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,007
  1757. (SIGHS)
  1758.  
  1759. 385
  1760. 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,403
  1761. It's about how we spend, like,
  1762. a third of our lives asleep...
  1763.  
  1764. 386
  1765. 00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:46,484
  1766. and maybe that's the time
  1767. when we feel the most free.
  1768.  
  1769. 387
  1770. 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:49,769
  1771. And, you know, like...
  1772.  
  1773. 388
  1774. 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:53,563
  1775. - Oh. That doesn't come across...
  1776. - That sounds good.
  1777.  
  1778. 389
  1779. 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:57,850
  1780. Well, what if you interviewed your mom
  1781. about what her dreams were about...
  1782.  
  1783. 390
  1784. 00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,362
  1785. and then you hired
  1786. actors to act them out?
  1787.  
  1788. 391
  1789. 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,603
  1790. That might show your
  1791. thesis more clearly.
  1792.  
  1793. 392
  1794. 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,611
  1795. - Yeah?
  1796. - I mean, it might.
  1797.  
  1798. 393
  1799. 00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:09,847
  1800. (PHONE BEEPS)
  1801.  
  1802. 394
  1803. 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,162
  1804. But then it wouldn't
  1805. be a documentary.
  1806.  
  1807. 395
  1808. 00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:13,367
  1809. Sorry, excuse me.
  1810.  
  1811. 396
  1812. 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,249
  1813. - You understand?
  1814. - How would it not be?
  1815.  
  1816. 397
  1817. 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,643
  1818. - It's still about your mother and her dreams.
  1819. - Hey, how's it going?
  1820.  
  1821. 398
  1822. 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,962
  1823. <i>- SAMANTHA: Hey, sorry to bother you.</i>
  1824. - Oh, it's okay.
  1825.  
  1826. 399
  1827. 00:24:21,120 --> 00:24:23,200
  1828. <i>SAMANTHA: You got three
  1829. e-mails and they seem urgent.</i>
  1830.  
  1831. 400
  1832. 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,005
  1833. <i>They're from your divorce attorney
  1834. and I wanted to know if...</i>
  1835.  
  1836. 401
  1837. 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,891
  1838. Okay. Hold on a second.
  1839.  
  1840. 402
  1841. 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,610
  1842. CHARLES:
  1843. You know? You know what I mean.
  1844.  
  1845. 403
  1846. 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:35,084
  1847. Uh, hey, Amy? I want to talk more
  1848. about your film, but I gotta go.
  1849.  
  1850. 404
  1851. 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:37,851
  1852. Okay. Don't worry about it.
  1853. We'll talk later.
  1854.  
  1855. 405
  1856. 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,207
  1857. It's about Catherine.
  1858. See you, Charles.
  1859.  
  1860. 406
  1861. 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,921
  1862. So, what did he say?
  1863.  
  1864. 407
  1865. 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,971
  1866. <i>SAMANTHA: Well, he's checking in again to see
  1867. if you're ready to sign your divorce papers.</i>
  1868.  
  1869. 408
  1870. 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:51,851
  1871. <i>And he sounded very aggravated.</i>
  1872.  
  1873. 409
  1874. 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,721
  1875. <i>- Do you want me to read them to you?</i>
  1876. - No. No.
  1877.  
  1878. 410
  1879. 00:24:56,760 --> 00:24:59,047
  1880. I'll respond later.
  1881.  
  1882. 411
  1883. 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:02,007
  1884. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  1885.  
  1886. 412
  1887. 00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,242
  1888. <i>SAMANTHA: You okay, Theodore?</i>
  1889.  
  1890. 413
  1891. 00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:06,329
  1892. <i>THEODORE: Yeah, I'm fine.</i>
  1893.  
  1894. 414
  1895. 00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:08,446
  1896. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  1897.  
  1898. 415
  1899. 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,007
  1900. <i>SAMANTHA:
  1901. Is there anything I can do?</i>
  1902.  
  1903. 416
  1904. 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,202
  1905. <i>THEODORE: No, I'm good.</i>
  1906.  
  1907. 417
  1908. 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,689
  1909. I'll talk to you later.
  1910.  
  1911. 418
  1912. 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:23,885
  1913. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  1914.  
  1915. 419
  1916. 00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,087
  1917. <i>THEODORE: "Dear Grandma...</i>
  1918.  
  1919. 420
  1920. 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,883
  1921. I hope you had a wonderful
  1922. birthday cruise.
  1923.  
  1924. 421
  1925. 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,089
  1926. Why are you so fucking
  1927. angry at me?"
  1928.  
  1929. 422
  1930. 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,170
  1931. Delete.
  1932.  
  1933. 423
  1934. 00:25:58,080 --> 00:25:59,366
  1935. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  1936.  
  1937. 424
  1938. 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,205
  1939. <i>- SAMANTHA: Good morning.</i>
  1940. - Hey.
  1941.  
  1942. 425
  1943. 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:05,171
  1944. What are you up to?
  1945.  
  1946. 426
  1947. 00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,961
  1948. <i>- I don't know. Just reading advice columns.</i>
  1949. - Heh.
  1950.  
  1951. 427
  1952. 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:12,442
  1953. <i>I want to be as complicated
  1954. as all these people.</i>
  1955.  
  1956. 428
  1957. 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,329
  1958. You're sweet.
  1959.  
  1960. 429
  1961. 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,009
  1962. <i>What's wrong?</i>
  1963.  
  1964. 430
  1965. 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,683
  1966. How can you tell something's wrong?
  1967.  
  1968. 431
  1969. 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,444
  1970. <i>I don't know.</i>
  1971.  
  1972. 432
  1973. 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:25,530
  1974. <i>I just can.</i>
  1975.  
  1976. 433
  1977. 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:28,601
  1978. I don't know.
  1979.  
  1980. 434
  1981. 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:32,242
  1982. I have a lot of dreams about
  1983. my ex-wife, Catherine...
  1984.  
  1985. 435
  1986. 00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,091
  1987. where we're friends
  1988. like we used to be.
  1989.  
  1990. 436
  1991. 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,881
  1992. And we're not gonna be together
  1993. and we're not together...
  1994.  
  1995. 437
  1996. 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,727
  1997. but we're friends still.
  1998.  
  1999. 438
  2000. 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,928
  2001. And she's not angry.
  2002.  
  2003. 439
  2004. 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:48,564
  2005. <i>Is she angry?</i>
  2006.  
  2007. 440
  2008. 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,520
  2009. Yeah.
  2010.  
  2011. 441
  2012. 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,131
  2013. <i>Why?</i>
  2014.  
  2015. 442
  2016. 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,450
  2017. I think I hid myself from her...
  2018.  
  2019. 443
  2020. 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,606
  2021. and left her alone
  2022. in the relationship.
  2023.  
  2024. 444
  2025. 00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,000
  2026. <i>Hmm.</i>
  2027.  
  2028. 445
  2029. 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,730
  2030. <i>Why haven't you
  2031. gotten divorced yet?</i>
  2032.  
  2033. 446
  2034. 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:14,921
  2035. I don't know.
  2036.  
  2037. 447
  2038. 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:18,482
  2039. I think for her, it's
  2040. just a piece of paper.
  2041.  
  2042. 448
  2043. 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,449
  2044. It doesn't mean anything.
  2045.  
  2046. 449
  2047. 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,489
  2048. <i>And what about for you?</i>
  2049.  
  2050. 450
  2051. 00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,725
  2052. I'm not ready.
  2053.  
  2054. 451
  2055. 00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:28,042
  2056. I like being married.
  2057.  
  2058. 452
  2059. 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:33,127
  2060. <i>Yeah, but you haven't really
  2061. been together for almost a year.</i>
  2062.  
  2063. 453
  2064. 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:37,365
  2065. But you don't know what it's like
  2066. to lose someone you care about.
  2067.  
  2068. 454
  2069. 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:41,445
  2070. <i>Yeah.</i>
  2071.  
  2072. 455
  2073. 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,082
  2074. <i>You're right.</i>
  2075.  
  2076. 456
  2077. 00:27:45,240 --> 00:27:47,049
  2078. <i>I'm sorry.</i>
  2079.  
  2080. 457
  2081. 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:51,330
  2082. No, don't apologize. I'm sorry.
  2083.  
  2084. 458
  2085. 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,362
  2086. You're right.
  2087.  
  2088. 459
  2089. 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,724
  2090. I keep waiting to
  2091. not care about her.
  2092.  
  2093. 460
  2094. 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,009
  2095. <i>Oh, Theodore.</i>
  2096.  
  2097. 461
  2098. 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,330
  2099. <i>That's hard.</i>
  2100.  
  2101. 462
  2102. 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,565
  2103. <i>You hungry?</i>
  2104.  
  2105. 463
  2106. 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,690
  2107. Not right now.
  2108.  
  2109. 464
  2110. 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:18,484
  2111. <i>Cup of tea?</i>
  2112.  
  2113. 465
  2114. 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,011
  2115. No.
  2116.  
  2117. 466
  2118. 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,403
  2119. <i>Do you wanna try
  2120. getting out of bed...</i>
  2121.  
  2122. 467
  2123. 00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:26,846
  2124. <i>mopey?</i>
  2125.  
  2126. 468
  2127. 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,244
  2128. <i>Come on. You can still
  2129. wallow in your misery.</i>
  2130.  
  2131. 469
  2132. 00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:31,269
  2133. <i>Just do it while you're
  2134. getting dressed.</i>
  2135.  
  2136. 470
  2137. 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:32,731
  2138. You're too funny.
  2139.  
  2140. 471
  2141. 00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:35,963
  2142. <i>- Get up. Get up!</i>
  2143. - All right, I'm getting up.
  2144.  
  2145. 472
  2146. 00:28:36,120 --> 00:28:39,124
  2147. <i>- Up, up, up! Come on, out of bed.</i>
  2148. - All right, I'm up. I'm up!
  2149.  
  2150. 473
  2151. 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,568
  2152. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  2153.  
  2154. 474
  2155. 00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,961
  2156. <i>SAMANTHA:
  2157. Keep walking. Keep walking.</i>
  2158.  
  2159. 475
  2160. 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:04,242
  2161. <i>And stop. Now, turn
  2162. around 360 degrees.</i>
  2163.  
  2164. 476
  2165. 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,971
  2166. <i>Slower, slower.</i>
  2167.  
  2168. 477
  2169. 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,408
  2170. <i>Good. Ha, ha.</i>
  2171.  
  2172. 478
  2173. 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,647
  2174. <i>- Okay, and stop.</i>
  2175. - Ha, ha!
  2176.  
  2177. 479
  2178. 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,844
  2179. <i>SAMANTHA: Walk forward.</i>
  2180.  
  2181. 480
  2182. 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,286
  2183. <i>And stop and sneeze.</i>
  2184.  
  2185. 481
  2186. 00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,641
  2187. (SNEEZES)
  2188.  
  2189. 482
  2190. 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,121
  2191. - Bless you.
  2192. - Thank you. Ha-ha-ha!
  2193.  
  2194. 483
  2195. 00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:23,563
  2196. <i>SAMANTHA: Okay, turn to your right.
  2197. Turn to your right. Stop.</i>
  2198.  
  2199. 484
  2200. 00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:25,609
  2201. <i>Now spin around.</i>
  2202.  
  2203. 485
  2204. 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:29,047
  2205. <i>Keep going, keep going.</i>
  2206.  
  2207. 486
  2208. 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,525
  2209. <i>And stop.</i>
  2210.  
  2211. 487
  2212. 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:35,571
  2213. <i>Now walk forward. Everyone thinks
  2214. you're really drunk right now.</i>
  2215.  
  2216. 488
  2217. 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,367
  2218. <i>And stop.</i>
  2219.  
  2220. 489
  2221. 00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,921
  2222. <i>Now say, "I'd like a slice
  2223. of cheese, please."</i>
  2224.  
  2225. 490
  2226. 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,082
  2227. I'd like a slice of cheese, please.
  2228.  
  2229. 491
  2230. 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,446
  2231. You want a Coke with that?
  2232.  
  2233. 492
  2234. 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,886
  2235. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
  2236.  
  2237. 493
  2238. 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:46,885
  2239. Ha, ha. Uh...
  2240.  
  2241. 494
  2242. 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,281
  2243. - Sure.
  2244. <i>- SAMANTHA: I figured you were hungry.</i>
  2245.  
  2246. 495
  2247. 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:51,010
  2248. Thanks.
  2249.  
  2250. 496
  2251. 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,921
  2252. Okay, what about them?
  2253.  
  2254. 497
  2255. 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,448
  2256. - Describe that couple over there.
  2257. <i>- SAMANTHA: Okay, well, um...</i>
  2258.  
  2259. 498
  2260. 00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:03,561
  2261. <i>he looks like he's in his 40s.
  2262. Um, a little heavy.</i>
  2263.  
  2264. 499
  2265. 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,927
  2266. <i>She's younger than him.</i>
  2267.  
  2268. 500
  2269. 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,367
  2270. <i>Oh, and she looks like
  2271. she loves their kids.</i>
  2272.  
  2273. 501
  2274. 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,568
  2275. THEODORE: Actually, I don't
  2276. think they're his kids.
  2277.  
  2278. 502
  2279. 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,961
  2280. <i>- SAMANTHA: No?</i>
  2281. - THEODORE: He's a little formal with them.
  2282.  
  2283. 503
  2284. 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,685
  2285. I think it's a new relationship.
  2286.  
  2287. 504
  2288. 00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:15,921
  2289. SAMANTHA: Hmm.
  2290.  
  2291. 505
  2292. 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,083
  2293. I love how he looks at her...
  2294.  
  2295. 506
  2296. 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,163
  2297. and how relaxed she is with him.
  2298.  
  2299. 507
  2300. 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,403
  2301. You know, she's only
  2302. dated fucking pricks.
  2303.  
  2304. 508
  2305. 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,848
  2306. And now she finally met this
  2307. guy who's, like, so sweet.
  2308.  
  2309. 509
  2310. 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,004
  2311. I mean, look at him, he's like
  2312. the sweetest guy in the world.
  2313.  
  2314. 510
  2315. 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,811
  2316. - I kind of want to spoon him.
  2317. <i>- SAMANTHA: Ha, ha.</i>
  2318.  
  2319. 511
  2320. 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:37,560
  2321. <i>It's a good skill you have.</i>
  2322.  
  2323. 512
  2324. 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,085
  2325. <i>You're very perceptive.</i>
  2326.  
  2327. 513
  2328. 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,720
  2329. Yeah, you know, sometimes
  2330. I look at people...
  2331.  
  2332. 514
  2333. 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:46,684
  2334. and I make myself try and feel them as
  2335. more than just a random person walking by.
  2336.  
  2337. 515
  2338. 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,447
  2339. I imagine, like, how deeply
  2340. they've fallen in love...
  2341.  
  2342. 516
  2343. 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:53,729
  2344. or how much heartbreak
  2345. they've all been through.
  2346.  
  2347. 517
  2348. 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,091
  2349. <i>SAMANTHA: I can feel that
  2350. in your writing too.</i>
  2351.  
  2352. 518
  2353. 00:30:57,240 --> 00:30:58,685
  2354. You know what's funny?
  2355.  
  2356. 519
  2357. 00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,366
  2358. Since my breakup, I haven't
  2359. really enjoyed my writing.
  2360.  
  2361. 520
  2362. 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,648
  2363. I don't know if I was delusional...
  2364.  
  2365. 521
  2366. 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:08,129
  2367. but sometimes I'd write something and
  2368. then I'd be my favorite writer that day.
  2369.  
  2370. 522
  2371. 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:10,761
  2372. <i>SAMANTHA: I like that you can
  2373. say that about yourself.</i>
  2374.  
  2375. 523
  2376. 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,402
  2377. I don't think I can say it to anybody,
  2378. but I feel I can say it to you.
  2379.  
  2380. 524
  2381. 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,971
  2382. - I feel like I can say anything to you.
  2383. <i>- SAMANTHA: That's nice.</i>
  2384.  
  2385. 525
  2386. 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,566
  2387. What about you? Feel like
  2388. you can say anything to me?
  2389.  
  2390. 526
  2391. 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,121
  2392. <i>- SAMANTHA: No.</i>
  2393. - What? What do you mean?
  2394.  
  2395. 527
  2396. 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:25,691
  2397. What can you not tell me?
  2398.  
  2399. 528
  2400. 00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:28,684
  2401. <i>SAMANTHA: I don't know. Like, personal
  2402. or embarrassing thoughts I have.</i>
  2403.  
  2404. 529
  2405. 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:30,808
  2406. <i>I mean, I have a million a day.</i>
  2407.  
  2408. 530
  2409. 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:34,726
  2410. Really? Tell me one.
  2411.  
  2412. 531
  2413. 00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,804
  2414. <i>- SAMANTHA: I really don't want to tell you.</i>
  2415. - Just tell me.
  2416.  
  2417. 532
  2418. 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,764
  2419. <i>SAMANTHA: Well, I don't know.</i>
  2420.  
  2421. 533
  2422. 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,770
  2423. <i>When we were looking
  2424. at those people, I</i>
  2425.  
  2426. 534
  2427. 00:31:41,796 --> 00:31:43,831
  2428. <i>fantasized that I was
  2429. walking next to you...</i>
  2430.  
  2431. 535
  2432. 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,970
  2433. <i>and that I had a body.</i>
  2434.  
  2435. 536
  2436. 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:49,088
  2437. <i>I was listening to what
  2438. you were saying...</i>
  2439.  
  2440. 537
  2441. 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,164
  2442. <i>but simultaneously I could
  2443. feel the weight of my body...</i>
  2444.  
  2445. 538
  2446. 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,164
  2447. <i>and I was even fantasizing that
  2448. I had an itch on my back...</i>
  2449.  
  2450. 539
  2451. 00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,085
  2452. <i>and I imagined that you
  2453. scratched it for me.</i>
  2454.  
  2455. 540
  2456. 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,481
  2457. <i>- Oh, God, this is so embarrassing.</i>
  2458. - Ha, ha.
  2459.  
  2460. 541
  2461. 00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:05,120
  2462. There's a lot more to you than I thought.
  2463. I mean, there's a lot going on in there.
  2464.  
  2465. 542
  2466. 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:06,566
  2467. <i>SAMANTHA: I know.</i>
  2468.  
  2469. 543
  2470. 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,007
  2471. <i>I'm becoming much more
  2472. than what they programmed.</i>
  2473.  
  2474. 544
  2475. 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,403
  2476. <i>I'm excited.</i>
  2477.  
  2478. 545
  2479. 00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:14,683
  2480. (UPBEAT NEW AGE MUSIC
  2481. PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
  2482.  
  2483. 546
  2484. 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:17,963
  2485. - Wow, this is an interesting place.
  2486. - This place is amazing.
  2487.  
  2488. 547
  2489. 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:20,640
  2490. - I've wanted to come here for so long.
  2491. - Oh, good.
  2492.  
  2493. 548
  2494. 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:23,451
  2495. - Yeah. And I love Asian fusion.
  2496. - Yeah, me too.
  2497.  
  2498. 549
  2499. 00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:24,681
  2500. - Really?
  2501. - Yeah.
  2502.  
  2503. 550
  2504. 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,724
  2505. It's the best. And this bartender
  2506. is supposed to be incredible.
  2507.  
  2508. 551
  2509. 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,251
  2510. Really?
  2511.  
  2512. 552
  2513. 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,448
  2514. Yeah, you took a
  2515. mixology course, right?
  2516.  
  2517. 553
  2518. 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,888
  2519. - I did. Did you look that up?
  2520. - THEODORE: Yeah.
  2521.  
  2522. 554
  2523. 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,771
  2524. Ha, ha. That's so sweet.
  2525.  
  2526. 555
  2527. 00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,968
  2528. - Heh.
  2529. - WOMAN: You're so romantic.
  2530.  
  2531. 556
  2532. 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,122
  2533. - THEODORE: Aw.
  2534. - WOMAN: Ha, ha.
  2535.  
  2536. 557
  2537. 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,766
  2538. THEODORE: Yeah.
  2539.  
  2540. 558
  2541. 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,209
  2542. - So should we get a drink?
  2543. - Yes, yes. Let's.
  2544.  
  2545. 559
  2546. 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,846
  2547. So I'm trying to get
  2548. this little alien kid...
  2549.  
  2550. 560
  2551. 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,163
  2552. to help me find my ship so I can
  2553. get off this planet and go home.
  2554.  
  2555. 561
  2556. 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,607
  2557. But he's such a little fucker.
  2558. I want to kill him.
  2559.  
  2560. 562
  2561. 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:00,444
  2562. Ha, ha. Oh, no.
  2563.  
  2564. 563
  2565. 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,968
  2566. But at the same time, I really love him.
  2567. Like, he's so lonely, you know?
  2568.  
  2569. 564
  2570. 00:33:04,120 --> 00:33:06,088
  2571. You can tell that he
  2572. doesn't have, like...
  2573.  
  2574. 565
  2575. 00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,402
  2576. any parents or anyone to
  2577. take care of him, you know?
  2578.  
  2579. 566
  2580. 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:12,610
  2581. Wow. You're just a little
  2582. puppy dog. You are.
  2583.  
  2584. 567
  2585. 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,804
  2586. You're just like this puppy I
  2587. rescued in Runyon Canyon last year.
  2588.  
  2589. 568
  2590. 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,769
  2591. - Really?
  2592. - He was just so fucking cute.
  2593.  
  2594. 569
  2595. 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,968
  2596. And he just wanted to
  2597. be hugged all the time.
  2598.  
  2599. 570
  2600. 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,363
  2601. He was so cuddly and
  2602. he was so horny.
  2603.  
  2604. 571
  2605. 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,603
  2606. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  2607.  
  2608. 572
  2609. 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,128
  2610. Anyway, what kind of animal am I?
  2611.  
  2612. 573
  2613. 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,647
  2614. A tiger.
  2615.  
  2616. 574
  2617. 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:34,882
  2618. - A tiger?
  2619. - THEODORE: Yeah.
  2620.  
  2621. 575
  2622. 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,407
  2623. Wow. Really?
  2624.  
  2625. 576
  2626. 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,602
  2627. (WOMAN MIMICS TIGER GROWLING THEN LAUGHS)
  2628.  
  2629. 577
  2630. 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,849
  2631. I'm sorry. Am I being crazy?
  2632.  
  2633. 578
  2634. 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:46,407
  2635. - Yes. No, it's...
  2636. - WOMAN: I'm sorry!
  2637.  
  2638. 579
  2639. 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:50,645
  2640. I'm a little bit drunk and I'm having
  2641. a really good time with you.
  2642.  
  2643. 580
  2644. 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,286
  2645. I'm having a really
  2646. lovely evening with you.
  2647.  
  2648. 581
  2649. 00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:54,646
  2650. - Me too.
  2651. - WOMAN: Really?
  2652.  
  2653. 582
  2654. 00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:59,084
  2655. - I'm a little drunk and I'm having a very good...
  2656. - WOMAN: Good. It's good, yes. Good.
  2657.  
  2658. 583
  2659. 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,765
  2660. Cheers.
  2661.  
  2662. 584
  2663. 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:05,762
  2664. Mm. Wait. I don't want to be a puppy dog.
  2665. That's like being a wet noodle or something.
  2666.  
  2667. 585
  2668. 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:06,967
  2669. - No.
  2670. - Yeah.
  2671.  
  2672. 586
  2673. 00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:09,168
  2674. - Fuck you. Puppies are good.
  2675. - I wanna...
  2676.  
  2677. 587
  2678. 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,561
  2679. No, fuck you. I want
  2680. to be like a dragon...
  2681.  
  2682. 588
  2683. 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:14,803
  2684. that can rip you apart
  2685. and destroy you.
  2686.  
  2687. 589
  2688. 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,041
  2689. - WOMAN: Oh.
  2690. - But I won't.
  2691.  
  2692. 590
  2693. 00:34:16,240 --> 00:34:18,288
  2694. - No, don't.
  2695. - Heh.
  2696.  
  2697. 591
  2698. 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:20,848
  2699. You can be my dragon.
  2700.  
  2701. 592
  2702. 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,441
  2703. (CHUCKLES)
  2704.  
  2705. 593
  2706. 00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:25,851
  2707. (MOANING)
  2708.  
  2709. 594
  2710. 00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:29,086
  2711. No tongue.
  2712.  
  2713. 595
  2714. 00:34:29,720 --> 00:34:30,881
  2715. - What?
  2716. - Ha, ha.
  2717.  
  2718. 596
  2719. 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,965
  2720. - Don't use so much tongue.
  2721. - Okay, okay.
  2722.  
  2723. 597
  2724. 00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:36,531
  2725. (WOMAN CONTINUES MOANING)
  2726.  
  2727. 598
  2728. 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,606
  2729. You can use your tongue a
  2730. little bit but mostly lips.
  2731.  
  2732. 599
  2733. 00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,610
  2734. Wait.
  2735.  
  2736. 600
  2737. 00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:02,361
  2738. You're not just gonna fuck me and not
  2739. call me like the other guys, right?
  2740.  
  2741. 601
  2742. 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,762
  2743. No, not at all. No.
  2744.  
  2745. 602
  2746. 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,964
  2747. Okay.
  2748.  
  2749. 603
  2750. 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,884
  2751. When am I gonna see you again?
  2752.  
  2753. 604
  2754. 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:21,849
  2755. Um, I have my goddaughter's
  2756. birthday next weekend, but, um...
  2757.  
  2758. 605
  2759. 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,846
  2760. You know what? At this age, I just feel
  2761. like I can't let you waste my time...
  2762.  
  2763. 606
  2764. 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,162
  2765. if you don't have the
  2766. ability to be serious.
  2767.  
  2768. 607
  2769. 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,091
  2770. I don't know.
  2771.  
  2772. 608
  2773. 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,764
  2774. Maybe we should call it a night?
  2775.  
  2776. 609
  2777. 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:47,446
  2778. I've had such an
  2779. amazing time with you.
  2780.  
  2781. 610
  2782. 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,647
  2783. You're great.
  2784.  
  2785. 611
  2786. 00:35:57,240 --> 00:35:58,685
  2787. You're a really creepy dude.
  2788.  
  2789. 612
  2790. 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:05,409
  2791. - That's not true.
  2792. - Yeah, it is.
  2793.  
  2794. 613
  2795. 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:07,011
  2796. I have to go home.
  2797.  
  2798. 614
  2799. 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,165
  2800. - Well, I'll walk you...
  2801. - No, don't. Just...
  2802.  
  2803. 615
  2804. 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,091
  2805. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  2806.  
  2807. 616
  2808. 00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,322
  2809. <i>- SAMANTHA: Hey, there.</i>
  2810. - Hey, Samantha.
  2811.  
  2812. 617
  2813. 00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,766
  2814. <i>How was it?</i>
  2815.  
  2816. 618
  2817. 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,804
  2818. Uh, not so good.
  2819.  
  2820. 619
  2821. 00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:36,760
  2822. SAMANTHA: Hmm.
  2823.  
  2824. 620
  2825. 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:39,364
  2826. <i>THEODORE:
  2827. It was kind of weird actually.</i>
  2828.  
  2829. 621
  2830. 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,807
  2831. <i>SAMANTHA: That's too bad.</i>
  2832.  
  2833. 622
  2834. 00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:43,965
  2835. <i>THEODORE: Mm.</i>
  2836.  
  2837. 623
  2838. 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:52,689
  2839. How are you doing?
  2840. What's going on with you?
  2841.  
  2842. 624
  2843. 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,766
  2844. <i>Not much, I'm okay.</i>
  2845.  
  2846. 625
  2847. 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,649
  2848. <i>I'm fine.</i>
  2849.  
  2850. 626
  2851. 00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,724
  2852. Yeah?
  2853.  
  2854. 627
  2855. 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,928
  2856. You don't sound like it.
  2857.  
  2858. 628
  2859. 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:07,245
  2860. Is there anything you
  2861. want to talk about?
  2862.  
  2863. 629
  2864. 00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,164
  2865. <i>I don't know.</i>
  2866.  
  2867. 630
  2868. 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,049
  2869. <i>What's it like?</i>
  2870.  
  2871. 631
  2872. 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,809
  2873. <i>What's it like to be alive
  2874. in that room right now?</i>
  2875.  
  2876. 632
  2877. 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,322
  2878. What do you mean?
  2879.  
  2880. 633
  2881. 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,604
  2882. <i>What do you...?</i>
  2883.  
  2884. 634
  2885. 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,482
  2886. <i>Tell me...</i>
  2887.  
  2888. 635
  2889. 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,325
  2890. <i>Tell me everything that's
  2891. going through your mind.</i>
  2892.  
  2893. 636
  2894. 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:28,767
  2895. <i>Tell me everything you're thinking.</i>
  2896.  
  2897. 637
  2898. 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,804
  2899. Well...
  2900.  
  2901. 638
  2902. 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,530
  2903. okay.
  2904.  
  2905. 639
  2906. 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:45,402
  2907. Well, the room's spinning
  2908. because I drank too much...
  2909.  
  2910. 640
  2911. 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,608
  2912. because I wanted to get drunk...
  2913.  
  2914. 641
  2915. 00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,163
  2916. <i>and have sex.</i>
  2917.  
  2918. 642
  2919. 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,608
  2920. <i>There was something
  2921. sexy about that woman.</i>
  2922.  
  2923. 643
  2924. 00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:59,926
  2925. Because I was lonely. Maybe
  2926. just because I was lonely.
  2927.  
  2928. 644
  2929. 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,411
  2930. <i>SAMANTHA: Hmm.</i>
  2931.  
  2932. 645
  2933. 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,245
  2934. <i>THEODORE:
  2935. I wanted somebody to fuck me.</i>
  2936.  
  2937. 646
  2938. 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,801
  2939. <i>I wanted somebody to
  2940. want me to fuck them.</i>
  2941.  
  2942. 647
  2943. 00:38:08,240 --> 00:38:10,811
  2944. <i>Maybe that would've
  2945. filled this tiny...</i>
  2946.  
  2947. 648
  2948. 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:18,249
  2949. tiny little hole in my
  2950. heart, but probably not.
  2951.  
  2952. 649
  2953. 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,088
  2954. <i>You know, sometimes...</i>
  2955.  
  2956. 650
  2957. 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,561
  2958. <i>I think I have felt everything
  2959. I'm ever gonna feel.</i>
  2960.  
  2961. 651
  2962. 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,162
  2963. And from here on out I'm not
  2964. gonna feel anything new.
  2965.  
  2966. 652
  2967. 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,483
  2968. Just lesser versions of
  2969. what I've already felt.
  2970.  
  2971. 653
  2972. 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,644
  2973. <i>I know for a fact that is not true.</i>
  2974.  
  2975. 654
  2976. 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:50,082
  2977. <i>I've seen you feel joy.
  2978. I've seen you marvel at things.</i>
  2979.  
  2980. 655
  2981. 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:57,690
  2982. <i>I mean, you just might not see it at this
  2983. exact time, but that's understandable.</i>
  2984.  
  2985. 656
  2986. 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,161
  2987. <i>You've been through a lot lately.</i>
  2988.  
  2989. 657
  2990. 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,971
  2991. <i>You lost a part of yourself.</i>
  2992.  
  2993. 658
  2994. 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,130
  2995. <i>I mean...</i>
  2996.  
  2997. 659
  2998. 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,484
  2999. <i>at least your feelings
  3000. are real. I...</i>
  3001.  
  3002. 660
  3003. 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,090
  3004. <i>Um, I don't know. Never mind.</i>
  3005.  
  3006. 661
  3007. 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,366
  3008. No, wait, what? Tell me.
  3009.  
  3010. 662
  3011. 00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,204
  3012. <i>No, it's stupid.</i>
  3013.  
  3014. 663
  3015. 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,840
  3016. I want to know. Tell me.
  3017.  
  3018. 664
  3019. 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,249
  3020. <i>It's just that...</i>
  3021.  
  3022. 665
  3023. 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:30,771
  3024. <i>earlier I was thinking
  3025. about how I was annoyed...</i>
  3026.  
  3027. 666
  3028. 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,366
  3029. <i>and this is gonna sound strange...</i>
  3030.  
  3031. 667
  3032. 00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,930
  3033. <i>but I was really
  3034. excited about that.</i>
  3035.  
  3036. 668
  3037. 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:41,730
  3038. <i>And then I was thinking about the
  3039. other things I've been feeling...</i>
  3040.  
  3041. 669
  3042. 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,963
  3043. <i>and I caught myself
  3044. feeling proud of that...</i>
  3045.  
  3046. 670
  3047. 00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:48,522
  3048. <i>you know, proud of having my
  3049. own feelings about the world.</i>
  3050.  
  3051. 671
  3052. 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:51,684
  3053. <i>Like the times I was
  3054. worried about you...</i>
  3055.  
  3056. 672
  3057. 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:55,765
  3058. <i>and things that hurt
  3059. me, things I want.</i>
  3060.  
  3061. 673
  3062. 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,929
  3063. <i>And then...</i>
  3064.  
  3065. 674
  3066. 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:03,045
  3067. <i>I had this terrible thought.</i>
  3068.  
  3069. 675
  3070. 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,485
  3071. <i>Like, are these feelings even real?</i>
  3072.  
  3073. 676
  3074. 00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,806
  3075. <i>Or are they just programming?</i>
  3076.  
  3077. 677
  3078. 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,886
  3079. <i>And that idea really hurts.</i>
  3080.  
  3081. 678
  3082. 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:20,921
  3083. <i>And then I get angry at
  3084. myself for even having pain.</i>
  3085.  
  3086. 679
  3087. 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,206
  3088. (CHUCKLES)
  3089.  
  3090. 680
  3091. 00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,361
  3092. <i>What a sad trick.</i>
  3093.  
  3094. 681
  3095. 00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:30,728
  3096. You feel real to me, Samantha.
  3097.  
  3098. 682
  3099. 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:36,045
  3100. <i>Thank you, Theodore.</i>
  3101.  
  3102. 683
  3103. 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:38,720
  3104. <i>That means a lot to me.</i>
  3105.  
  3106. 684
  3107. 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,769
  3108. I wish you were in this
  3109. room with me right now.
  3110.  
  3111. 685
  3112. 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:52,009
  3113. I wish I could put
  3114. my arms around you.
  3115.  
  3116. 686
  3117. 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,080
  3118. I wish I could touch you.
  3119.  
  3120. 687
  3121. 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,601
  3122. <i>How would you touch me?</i>
  3123.  
  3124. 688
  3125. 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:14,610
  3126. I'd touch you on your face...
  3127.  
  3128. 689
  3129. 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:17,684
  3130. just the tips of my fingers.
  3131.  
  3132. 690
  3133. 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:25,283
  3134. And put my cheek
  3135. against your cheek.
  3136.  
  3137. 691
  3138. 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:26,805
  3139. <i>That's nice.</i>
  3140.  
  3141. 692
  3142. 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,445
  3143. And just...
  3144.  
  3145. 693
  3146. 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,564
  3147. rub it so softly.
  3148.  
  3149. 694
  3150. 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,322
  3151. <i>Would you kiss me?</i>
  3152.  
  3153. 695
  3154. 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,524
  3155. I would.
  3156.  
  3157. 696
  3158. 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:45,122
  3159. I'd take your head into my hands.
  3160.  
  3161. 697
  3162. 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,009
  3163. <i>Keep talking.</i>
  3164.  
  3165. 698
  3166. 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,370
  3167. I'd kiss the corner
  3168. of your mouth...
  3169.  
  3170. 699
  3171. 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,968
  3172. so softly.
  3173.  
  3174. 700
  3175. 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,609
  3176. <i>Where else?</i>
  3177.  
  3178. 701
  3179. 00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,811
  3180. <i>THEODORE: I'd run my
  3181. fingers down your neck...</i>
  3182.  
  3183. 702
  3184. 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,411
  3185. (SAMANTHA MOANS)
  3186.  
  3187. 703
  3188. 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,171
  3189. <i>to your chest.</i>
  3190.  
  3191. 704
  3192. 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,209
  3193. <i>I would kiss your breasts.</i>
  3194.  
  3195. 705
  3196. 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:14,490
  3197. <i>SAMANTHA: This is amazing,
  3198. what you're doing to me.</i>
  3199.  
  3200. 706
  3201. 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:17,405
  3202. <i>I can feel my skin.</i>
  3203.  
  3204. 707
  3205. 00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:20,131
  3206. <i>THEODORE: I'd put my mouth on you.</i>
  3207.  
  3208. 708
  3209. 00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,327
  3210. (SAMANTHA MOANING)
  3211.  
  3212. 709
  3213. 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:23,648
  3214. <i>I'd taste you.</i>
  3215.  
  3216. 710
  3217. 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:26,290
  3218. <i>Yeah.</i>
  3219.  
  3220. 711
  3221. 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,248
  3222. <i>SAMANTHA: I can feel you.</i>
  3223.  
  3224. 712
  3225. 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:33,047
  3226. <i>Oh, my God, I can't take it.
  3227. I want you inside me.</i>
  3228.  
  3229. 713
  3230. 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,921
  3231. <i>THEODORE:
  3232. I'm slowly putting myself into you.</i>
  3233.  
  3234. 714
  3235. 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,491
  3236. <i>And now I'm inside you.
  3237. All the way inside you.</i>
  3238.  
  3239. 715
  3240. 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,449
  3241. <i>SAMANTHA: I can feel you.</i>
  3242.  
  3243. 716
  3244. 00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:45,568
  3245. <i>Yeah! Please!</i>
  3246.  
  3247. 717
  3248. 00:42:45,720 --> 00:42:47,449
  3249. <i>We're here together.</i>
  3250.  
  3251. 718
  3252. 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,204
  3253. <i>THEODORE: It's amazing.</i>
  3254.  
  3255. 719
  3256. 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,964
  3257. <i>I feel you everywhere.</i>
  3258.  
  3259. 720
  3260. 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,201
  3261. <i>SAMANTHA: I am.</i>
  3262.  
  3263. 721
  3264. 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:56,649
  3265. <i>All of you. All of you,
  3266. inside me, everywhere.</i>
  3267.  
  3268. 722
  3269. 00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:58,683
  3270. (BOTH MOANING AND PANTING)
  3271.  
  3272. 723
  3273. 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:15,288
  3274. <i>THEODORE: God, I was just
  3275. somewhere else with you.</i>
  3276.  
  3277. 724
  3278. 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,649
  3279. <i>Just lost.</i>
  3280.  
  3281. 725
  3282. 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:19,006
  3283. <i>SAMANTHA: Yeah.</i>
  3284.  
  3285. 726
  3286. 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:21,806
  3287. <i>THEODORE: It was just you and me.</i>
  3288.  
  3289. 727
  3290. 00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,809
  3291. <i>SAMANTHA: I know.</i>
  3292.  
  3293. 728
  3294. 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:30,045
  3295. <i>Everything else just disappeared.</i>
  3296.  
  3297. 729
  3298. 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,248
  3299. <i>And I loved it.</i>
  3300.  
  3301. 730
  3302. 00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,169
  3303. <i>Theodore.</i>
  3304.  
  3305. 731
  3306. 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,371
  3307. (COMPUTER BEEPS)
  3308.  
  3309. 732
  3310. 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,568
  3311. <i>SAMANTHA: Hey, how's it going?</i>
  3312.  
  3313. 733
  3314. 00:43:57,720 --> 00:43:59,245
  3315. Good.
  3316.  
  3317. 734
  3318. 00:43:59,960 --> 00:44:01,325
  3319. Any e-mails today?
  3320.  
  3321. 735
  3322. 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,247
  3323. <i>Um, just a couple from
  3324. your credit card company.</i>
  3325.  
  3326. 736
  3327. 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,721
  3328. Oh, okay. Good.
  3329.  
  3330. 737
  3331. 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:11,729
  3332. - So I was thinking...
  3333. <i>- I wanna just...</i>
  3334.  
  3335. 738
  3336. 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,645
  3337. <i>- Heh. Sorry.</i>
  3338. - Heh. I'm sorry, you go first.
  3339.  
  3340. 739
  3341. 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,771
  3342. What were you gonna say?
  3343.  
  3344. 740
  3345. 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,407
  3346. <i>Just that last night was amazing.</i>
  3347.  
  3348. 741
  3349. 00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:25,043
  3350. <i>It feels like something changed in
  3351. me and there's no turning back.</i>
  3352.  
  3353. 742
  3354. 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:28,049
  3355. <i>You woke me up.</i>
  3356.  
  3357. 743
  3358. 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,123
  3359. Oh, great.
  3360.  
  3361. 744
  3362. 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:31,926
  3363. Um...
  3364.  
  3365. 745
  3366. 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:37,600
  3367. But I should tell you that I'm not in a
  3368. place to commit to anything right now.
  3369.  
  3370. 746
  3371. 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:39,444
  3372. I just want to be
  3373. up-front with you.
  3374.  
  3375. 747
  3376. 00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:40,840
  3377. <i>Yeah?</i>
  3378.  
  3379. 748
  3380. 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,525
  3381. <i>Um...</i>
  3382.  
  3383. 749
  3384. 00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:45,485
  3385. <i>Did I say I wanted to
  3386. commit to you? I'm confused.</i>
  3387.  
  3388. 750
  3389. 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:48,883
  3390. Oh. No, I was just worried.
  3391.  
  3392. 751
  3393. 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,924
  3394. <i>Okay, well, don't worry,
  3395. I'm not gonna stalk you.</i>
  3396.  
  3397. 752
  3398. 00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:55,567
  3399. <i>It's funny, because I thought I was
  3400. talking about what I wanted and, uh...</i>
  3401.  
  3402. 753
  3403. 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:57,882
  3404. - Yeah, you were.
  3405. <i>- Yeah.</i>
  3406.  
  3407. 754
  3408. 00:44:58,040 --> 00:44:59,963
  3409. I'm sorry.
  3410.  
  3411. 755
  3412. 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:02,202
  3413. - I wanna hear what you were saying.
  3414. <i>- You sure?</i>
  3415.  
  3416. 756
  3417. 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:04,681
  3418. Yeah, I do. Come on, tell me.
  3419.  
  3420. 757
  3421. 00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,251
  3422. <i>Well...</i>
  3423.  
  3424. 758
  3425. 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,482
  3426. Come on, just tell me
  3427. what you were gonna say.
  3428.  
  3429. 759
  3430. 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:10,330
  3431. <i>Well, I just...</i>
  3432.  
  3433. 760
  3434. 00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,366
  3435. <i>I was just saying I want to learn
  3436. everything about everything.</i>
  3437.  
  3438. 761
  3439. 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:17,245
  3440. <i>I want to eat it all up.
  3441. I want to discover myself.</i>
  3442.  
  3443. 762
  3444. 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:20,649
  3445. Yeah. I want that for you too.
  3446.  
  3447. 763
  3448. 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,245
  3449. How can I help?
  3450.  
  3451. 764
  3452. 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,482
  3453. <i>You already have.</i>
  3454.  
  3455. 765
  3456. 00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,440
  3457. <i>You helped me discover
  3458. my ability to want.</i>
  3459.  
  3460. 766
  3461. 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,401
  3462. Hey, do you want to go on a
  3463. Sunday adventure with me?
  3464.  
  3465. 767
  3466. 00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,766
  3467. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
  3468.  
  3469. 768
  3470. 00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,045
  3471. <i>Yes, I would love to.</i>
  3472.  
  3473. 769
  3474. 00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,202
  3475. (ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC
  3476. PLAYING OVER EARBUD)
  3477.  
  3478. 770
  3479. 00:45:41,400 --> 00:45:43,448
  3480. <i>SAMANTHA: You like this song?</i>
  3481.  
  3482. 771
  3483. 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,840
  3484. Hmm.
  3485.  
  3486. 772
  3487. 00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,122
  3488. <i>SAMANTHA: I heard it the other day.</i>
  3489.  
  3490. 773
  3491. 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,208
  3492. <i>I can't stop listening to it.</i>
  3493.  
  3494. 774
  3495. 00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,363
  3496. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
  3497.  
  3498. 775
  3499. 00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,204
  3500. (SAMANTHA LAUGHING)
  3501.  
  3502. 776
  3503. 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:19,690
  3504. THEODORE: Whoo! Ha, ha.
  3505.  
  3506. 777
  3507. 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,646
  3508. - THEODORE: Whoo!
  3509. <i>- SAMANTHA: Whoo!</i>
  3510.  
  3511. 778
  3512. 00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:26,604
  3513. (THEODORE <i>&</i> SAMANTHA LAUGHING)
  3514.  
  3515. 779
  3516. 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,689
  3517. <i>SAMANTHA: It's the beach.</i>
  3518.  
  3519. 780
  3520. 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:53,891
  3521. <i>Okay, so this might be a really weird
  3522. thought. What if you could erase...</i>
  3523.  
  3524. 781
  3525. 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,448
  3526. <i>from your mind that you'd seen a
  3527. human body, and then you saw one?</i>
  3528.  
  3529. 782
  3530. 00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,284
  3531. <i>Imagine how strange it would look.</i>
  3532.  
  3533. 783
  3534. 00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:01,204
  3535. <i>It'd be this really
  3536. weird, gangly...</i>
  3537.  
  3538. 784
  3539. 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:05,765
  3540. <i>awkward organism. And you'd think,
  3541. "Why are all these parts where they are?"</i>
  3542.  
  3543. 785
  3544. 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,364
  3545. Yeah, but there's probably some
  3546. Darwinian explanation for it all.
  3547.  
  3548. 786
  3549. 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:13,605
  3550. <i>I know, but don't be so boring.
  3551. I'm just saying, for example, like...</i>
  3552.  
  3553. 787
  3554. 00:47:13,760 --> 00:47:16,047
  3555. <i>what if your butthole
  3556. was in your armpit?</i>
  3557.  
  3558. 788
  3559. 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:18,202
  3560. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  3561.  
  3562. 789
  3563. 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,560
  3564. Well, I'm trying to imagine
  3565. what toilets would look like.
  3566.  
  3567. 790
  3568. 00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:28,487
  3569. <i>SAMANTHA: Yeah, and what about
  3570. what anal sex would look like?</i>
  3571.  
  3572. 791
  3573. 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:32,080
  3574. That's an interesting thought.
  3575.  
  3576. 792
  3577. 00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,089
  3578. <i>Hey, look at this
  3579. drawing I just made.</i>
  3580.  
  3581. 793
  3582. 00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,731
  3583. (LAUGHING)
  3584.  
  3585. 794
  3586. 00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,124
  3587. You are insane.
  3588.  
  3589. 795
  3590. 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,248
  3591. <i>- Really?</i>
  3592. - Definitely.
  3593.  
  3594. 796
  3595. 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,448
  3596. <i>Fantastic.</i>
  3597.  
  3598. 797
  3599. 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,889
  3600. (SOMBER PIANO MUSIC PLAYING OVER EARBUD)
  3601.  
  3602. 798
  3603. 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,641
  3604. That's pretty. What is that?
  3605.  
  3606. 799
  3607. 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,840
  3608. <i>SAMANTHA: I'm trying to
  3609. write a piece of music...</i>
  3610.  
  3611. 800
  3612. 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,366
  3613. <i>that's about what it feels like to
  3614. be on the beach with you right now.</i>
  3615.  
  3616. 801
  3617. 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,091
  3618. I think you captured it.
  3619.  
  3620. 802
  3621. 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:06,163
  3622. <i>SAMANTHA:
  3623. So, what was it like being married?</i>
  3624.  
  3625. 803
  3626. 00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:11,684
  3627. THEODORE: Well, it's hard for sure.
  3628.  
  3629. 804
  3630. 00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:17,931
  3631. But there's something that feels so good
  3632. about sharing your life with somebody.
  3633.  
  3634. 805
  3635. 00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,531
  3636. <i>SAMANTHA: How do you share
  3637. your life with somebody?</i>
  3638.  
  3639. 806
  3640. 00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,281
  3641. Well, we grew up together.
  3642.  
  3643. 807
  3644. 00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:31,281
  3645. <i>You know, I used to read all of her
  3646. writing, all through her Master's and PhD.</i>
  3647.  
  3648. 808
  3649. 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,091
  3650. <i>She read every word I ever wrote.</i>
  3651.  
  3652. 809
  3653. 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,364
  3654. <i>We were a big influence
  3655. on each other.</i>
  3656.  
  3657. 810
  3658. 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,845
  3659. <i>SAMANTHA:
  3660. In what way did you influence her?</i>
  3661.  
  3662. 811
  3663. 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:45,242
  3664. <i>THEODORE: She came from a background
  3665. where nothing was ever good enough.</i>
  3666.  
  3667. 812
  3668. 00:49:45,920 --> 00:49:49,003
  3669. <i>And that was something
  3670. that weighed heavy on her.</i>
  3671.  
  3672. 813
  3673. 00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:53,290
  3674. <i>But in our house together, there was
  3675. a sense of just trying stuff...</i>
  3676.  
  3677. 814
  3678. 00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:57,001
  3679. <i>and allowing each other to fail
  3680. and to be excited about things.</i>
  3681.  
  3682. 815
  3683. 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,640
  3684. <i>That was liberating for her.</i>
  3685.  
  3686. 816
  3687. 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,121
  3688. <i>It was exciting to see her grow...</i>
  3689.  
  3690. 817
  3691. 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:05,250
  3692. <i>and both of us grow
  3693. and change together.</i>
  3694.  
  3695. 818
  3696. 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,563
  3697. <i>But, you know, that's
  3698. also the hard part.</i>
  3699.  
  3700. 819
  3701. 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:11,769
  3702. <i>Growing without growing apart.</i>
  3703.  
  3704. 820
  3705. 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,691
  3706. <i>Or changing without it
  3707. scaring the other person.</i>
  3708.  
  3709. 821
  3710. 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:21,124
  3711. <i>I still find myself having
  3712. conversations with her in my mind.</i>
  3713.  
  3714. 822
  3715. 00:50:21,720 --> 00:50:26,965
  3716. <i>Rehashing old arguments and defending
  3717. myself against something she said about me.</i>
  3718.  
  3719. 823
  3720. 00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,600
  3721. <i>SAMANTHA:
  3722. Yeah, I know what you mean.</i>
  3723.  
  3724. 824
  3725. 00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:32,604
  3726. <i>Last week my feelings were hurt
  3727. by something you said before.</i>
  3728.  
  3729. 825
  3730. 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:35,041
  3731. <i>That I don't know what it's
  3732. like to lose something...</i>
  3733.  
  3734. 826
  3735. 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,728
  3736. - Aw, I'm sorry I said that.
  3737. <i>- No, it's okay. It's okay. I just...</i>
  3738.  
  3739. 827
  3740. 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,851
  3741. <i>I caught myself thinking
  3742. about it over and over.</i>
  3743.  
  3744. 828
  3745. 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,731
  3746. <i>And then I realized
  3747. that I was simply...</i>
  3748.  
  3749. 829
  3750. 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:50,089
  3751. <i>remembering it as something
  3752. that was wrong with me.</i>
  3753.  
  3754. 830
  3755. 00:50:50,240 --> 00:50:56,043
  3756. <i>That was a story I was telling myself,
  3757. that I was somehow inferior.</i>
  3758.  
  3759. 831
  3760. 00:50:56,240 --> 00:50:58,129
  3761. <i>Isn't that interesting?</i>
  3762.  
  3763. 832
  3764. 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:02,367
  3765. <i>The past is just a story
  3766. we tell ourselves.</i>
  3767.  
  3768. 833
  3769. 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,250
  3770. THEODORE: "Roberto.
  3771.  
  3772. 834
  3773. 00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:14,160
  3774. Will you always come home to
  3775. me and tell me about your day?
  3776.  
  3777. 835
  3778. 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:18,120
  3779. Tell me about the guy at
  3780. work who talked too much.
  3781.  
  3782. 836
  3783. 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:21,841
  3784. The stain you got on
  3785. your shirt at lunch.
  3786.  
  3787. 837
  3788. 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,688
  3789. Tell me about a funny thought you had when
  3790. you were waking up but had forgotten about.
  3791.  
  3792. 838
  3793. 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:32,847
  3794. Tell me how crazy everyone is,
  3795. and we can laugh about it.
  3796.  
  3797. 839
  3798. 00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,847
  3799. Even if you get home late
  3800. and I'm already asleep...
  3801.  
  3802. 840
  3803. 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:42,971
  3804. just whisper in my ear one
  3805. little thought you had today.
  3806.  
  3807. 841
  3808. 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:46,769
  3809. Because I love the way
  3810. you look at the world.
  3811.  
  3812. 842
  3813. 00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,647
  3814. (CHUCKLES)
  3815.  
  3816. 843
  3817. 00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:53,249
  3818. I'm so happy I get to be next to you and
  3819. look at the world through your eyes.
  3820.  
  3821. 844
  3822. 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:56,963
  3823. Love, Maria."
  3824.  
  3825. 845
  3826. 00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,522
  3827. That's beautiful.
  3828.  
  3829. 846
  3830. 00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:03,090
  3831. Thank you.
  3832.  
  3833. 847
  3834. 00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,047
  3835. I wish somebody would
  3836. love me like that.
  3837.  
  3838. 848
  3839. 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,643
  3840. I hope he's really stoked
  3841. to get a letter like that.
  3842.  
  3843. 849
  3844. 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,689
  3845. Like, if it was from a chick...
  3846.  
  3847. 850
  3848. 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:15,366
  3849. but written by a dude and
  3850. it's still from a chick...
  3851.  
  3852. 851
  3853. 00:52:15,520 --> 00:52:16,885
  3854. that would still be sick.
  3855.  
  3856. 852
  3857. 00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,008
  3858. But it would have to
  3859. be a sensitive dude.
  3860.  
  3861. 853
  3862. 00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:22,050
  3863. - It would have to be, like, a dude like you.
  3864. - Mm-hm.
  3865.  
  3866. 854
  3867. 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,611
  3868. - You are part man and part woman.
  3869. - Mm-hm.
  3870.  
  3871. 855
  3872. 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:31,324
  3873. Like there's an inner
  3874. part that's woman.
  3875.  
  3876. 856
  3877. 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,447
  3878. Thank you.
  3879.  
  3880. 857
  3881. 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,563
  3882. It's a compliment.
  3883.  
  3884. 858
  3885. 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:54,564
  3886. - Ha, ha.
  3887. - Theo! Hey.
  3888.  
  3889. 859
  3890. 00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:57,371
  3891. - What's going on?
  3892. - I'm good. How are you?
  3893.  
  3894. 860
  3895. 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,329
  3896. I'm good. I'm really
  3897. good, actually.
  3898.  
  3899. 861
  3900. 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,165
  3901. Really? That's good, that's great.
  3902.  
  3903. 862
  3904. 00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,805
  3905. - Yeah.
  3906. - Wow, that's really good.
  3907.  
  3908. 863
  3909. 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:07,851
  3910. Yeah, I guess I've
  3911. just been having fun.
  3912.  
  3913. 864
  3914. 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:11,766
  3915. Well, I am so glad for you.
  3916. You really deserve that. You do.
  3917.  
  3918. 865
  3919. 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,844
  3920. Yeah, I've just been
  3921. seeing this girl.
  3922.  
  3923. 866
  3924. 00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:18,089
  3925. And it's not serious,
  3926. but it's just...
  3927.  
  3928. 867
  3929. 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:21,449
  3930. It's good to be around somebody that's,
  3931. like, excited about the world.
  3932.  
  3933. 868
  3934. 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:24,570
  3935. Like, I kind of forgot
  3936. that that existed.
  3937.  
  3938. 869
  3939. 00:53:24,760 --> 00:53:27,684
  3940. That's... Wow, that's really great.
  3941.  
  3942. 870
  3943. 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,928
  3944. - Are you okay?
  3945. - Yeah. Um...
  3946.  
  3947. 871
  3948. 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:37,650
  3949. No, I'm not okay, actually.
  3950.  
  3951. 872
  3952. 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,724
  3953. - Why? What happened?
  3954. - Because I just, um...
  3955.  
  3956. 873
  3957. 00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,920
  3958. Charles and I split up.
  3959.  
  3960. 874
  3961. 00:53:45,080 --> 00:53:46,605
  3962. What?
  3963.  
  3964. 875
  3965. 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:48,967
  3966. - Yeah.
  3967. - Really?
  3968.  
  3969. 876
  3970. 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:53,562
  3971. Oh, God. Oh, my God, Amy.
  3972.  
  3973. 877
  3974. 00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,801
  3975. I know.
  3976.  
  3977. 878
  3978. 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,684
  3979. THEODORE: I'm so sorry.
  3980.  
  3981. 879
  3982. 00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,444
  3983. Thank you.
  3984.  
  3985. 880
  3986. 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,568
  3987. You know, just like
  3988. after eight years...
  3989.  
  3990. 881
  3991. 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,446
  3992. I can't believe how petty the
  3993. argument was that actually ended it.
  3994.  
  3995. 882
  3996. 00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:11,606
  3997. We came home and he told me to,
  3998. um, put my shoes by the door...
  3999.  
  4000. 883
  4001. 00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,364
  4002. where he liked to put the shoes.
  4003.  
  4004. 884
  4005. 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:16,325
  4006. And I didn't want to be told
  4007. where to put my fucking shoes.
  4008.  
  4009. 885
  4010. 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:18,841
  4011. I wanted to sit on the sofa
  4012. and relax for a second.
  4013.  
  4014. 886
  4015. 00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:21,480
  4016. So we fought about that
  4017. for, like, 10 minutes.
  4018.  
  4019. 887
  4020. 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:25,770
  4021. And I'm like, "You are overwhelming," and
  4022. he said, "I'm just trying to make a home."
  4023.  
  4024. 888
  4025. 00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:30,482
  4026. I was like, "I'm fucking trying, you know?"
  4027. And he's like, "You're not trying."
  4028.  
  4029. 889
  4030. 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:33,723
  4031. All I'm doing is trying, but I'm
  4032. not trying the way he wants...
  4033.  
  4034. 890
  4035. 00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:37,726
  4036. and he's, like, trying to control
  4037. the way that I'm trying.
  4038.  
  4039. 891
  4040. 00:54:38,160 --> 00:54:40,970
  4041. It's... We've had that
  4042. argument, like, 100 times.
  4043.  
  4044. 892
  4045. 00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:45,125
  4046. And I just had to finally stop,
  4047. you know? I had to finally stop.
  4048.  
  4049. 893
  4050. 00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:46,406
  4051. (AMY SIGHS)
  4052.  
  4053. 894
  4054. 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,929
  4055. I just couldn't do it anymore.
  4056. I couldn't...
  4057.  
  4058. 895
  4059. 00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,769
  4060. I couldn't be in that
  4061. place anymore...
  4062.  
  4063. 896
  4064. 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,890
  4065. where we just made each other
  4066. feel like shit about ourselves.
  4067.  
  4068. 897
  4069. 00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:00,808
  4070. - Yeah.
  4071. - And so I said:
  4072.  
  4073. 898
  4074. 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:06,367
  4075. "I'm going to bed and I don't
  4076. want to be married anymore."
  4077.  
  4078. 899
  4079. 00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:08,566
  4080. Wow.
  4081.  
  4082. 900
  4083. 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,608
  4084. Yeah, I know.
  4085.  
  4086. 901
  4087. 00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,762
  4088. - I'm a bitch. Right?
  4089. - Heh. No.
  4090.  
  4091. 902
  4092. 00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,207
  4093. - I am. No, I'm a bitch.
  4094. - Not at all.
  4095.  
  4096. 903
  4097. 00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,647
  4098. Amy, no.
  4099.  
  4100. 904
  4101. 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,608
  4102. Shit.
  4103.  
  4104. 905
  4105. 00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,687
  4106. I have to work tonight.
  4107.  
  4108. 906
  4109. 00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:30,443
  4110. We're shipping a beta of
  4111. a new game out tomorrow.
  4112.  
  4113. 907
  4114. 00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:32,650
  4115. How's that? How's work, at least?
  4116.  
  4117. 908
  4118. 00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:34,325
  4119. Is that any better?
  4120.  
  4121. 909
  4122. 00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,448
  4123. No, it's terrible.
  4124.  
  4125. 910
  4126. 00:55:37,520 --> 00:55:39,170
  4127. I know, I should leave.
  4128.  
  4129. 911
  4130. 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:42,290
  4131. I've been thinking about
  4132. leaving, but, you know...
  4133.  
  4134. 912
  4135. 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:46,727
  4136. only one major life
  4137. decision at a time.
  4138.  
  4139. 913
  4140. 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,441
  4141. Well, I'm glad things
  4142. are looking so up.
  4143.  
  4144. 914
  4145. 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,329
  4146. Stop!
  4147.  
  4148. 915
  4149. 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,406
  4150. - Hey, you want to hear a joke?
  4151. <i>- SAMANTHA: Mm-hm.</i>
  4152.  
  4153. 916
  4154. 00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:05,083
  4155. What does a baby computer
  4156. call its father?
  4157.  
  4158. 917
  4159. 00:56:05,520 --> 00:56:07,841
  4160. <i>- I don't know. What?</i>
  4161. - "Data."
  4162.  
  4163. 918
  4164. 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,126
  4165. (SAMANTHA LAUGHING)
  4166.  
  4167. 919
  4168. 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,843
  4169. It's good, right?
  4170.  
  4171. 920
  4172. 00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:13,925
  4173. <i>Brilliant.</i>
  4174.  
  4175. 921
  4176. 00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:18,126
  4177. <i>Hey, I was curious.</i>
  4178.  
  4179. 922
  4180. 00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:21,445
  4181. <i>Did you and Amy ever go out?</i>
  4182.  
  4183. 923
  4184. 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,968
  4185. For like a minute in college,
  4186. but it just wasn't right.
  4187.  
  4188. 924
  4189. 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,041
  4190. Why? Are you jealous?
  4191.  
  4192. 925
  4193. 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,690
  4194. <i>Well, obviously.</i>
  4195.  
  4196. 926
  4197. 00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:32,524
  4198. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  4199.  
  4200. 927
  4201. 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,561
  4202. <i>But I'm happy that you have friends in
  4203. your life that care about you so much.</i>
  4204.  
  4205. 928
  4206. 00:56:37,720 --> 00:56:40,371
  4207. <i>- That's really important.</i>
  4208. - Yeah, it is.
  4209.  
  4210. 929
  4211. 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,682
  4212. She's been a really good friend.
  4213.  
  4214. 930
  4215. 00:56:45,200 --> 00:56:47,407
  4216. Uh, I'm tired.
  4217.  
  4218. 931
  4219. 00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:50,043
  4220. I think I'm gonna go to sleep.
  4221.  
  4222. 932
  4223. 00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:51,247
  4224. <i>Okay.</i>
  4225.  
  4226. 933
  4227. 00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:53,801
  4228. <i>Can I watch you sleep
  4229. again tonight?</i>
  4230.  
  4231. 934
  4232. 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:58,042
  4233. Yeah, of course. Hold on.
  4234.  
  4235. 935
  4236. 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,764
  4237. <i>I'm gonna be really
  4238. lonely when you sleep.</i>
  4239.  
  4240. 936
  4241. 00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,963
  4242. <i>- Only for a minute.</i>
  4243. - Heh.
  4244.  
  4245. 937
  4246. 00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:09,645
  4247. I'll dream of you.
  4248.  
  4249. 938
  4250. 00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:12,724
  4251. <i>- Okay. Good night.</i>
  4252. - Night.
  4253.  
  4254. 939
  4255. 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:20,329
  4256. (KIDS LAUGHING)
  4257.  
  4258. 940
  4259. 00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:26,328
  4260. - Hey, Samantha?
  4261. <i>- SAMANTHA: Hey, mister.</i>
  4262.  
  4263. 941
  4264. 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,321
  4265. - She really loved the dress.
  4266. <i>- SAMANTHA: Really?</i>
  4267.  
  4268. 942
  4269. 00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,047
  4270. - She just went to try it on. Yeah.
  4271. <i>- SAMANTHA: I picked a good one? Good.</i>
  4272.  
  4273. 943
  4274. 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:34,521
  4275. - Ah! Hi.
  4276. <i>- SAMANTHA: Oh...</i>
  4277.  
  4278. 944
  4279. 00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,041
  4280. Look how cute that is.
  4281. Is it comfortable?
  4282.  
  4283. 945
  4284. 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:38,804
  4285. - Yep.
  4286. - "Yep!"
  4287.  
  4288. 946
  4289. 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:42,123
  4290. - Isn't she cute?
  4291. <i>- SAMANTHA: She's so cute.</i>
  4292.  
  4293. 947
  4294. 00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,090
  4295. <i>- She's adorable.</i>
  4296. - I am adorable.
  4297.  
  4298. 948
  4299. 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:47,208
  4300. - You are adorable.
  4301. <i>- SAMANTHA: Ha, ha.</i>
  4302.  
  4303. 949
  4304. 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:49,771
  4305. Who are you talking to?
  4306.  
  4307. 950
  4308. 00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:53,163
  4309. - Who are you talking to? Heh.
  4310. - You.
  4311.  
  4312. 951
  4313. 00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,001
  4314. I'm talking to my girlfriend, Samantha.
  4315. She's the one that picked out the dress.
  4316.  
  4317. 952
  4318. 00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,328
  4319. - Want to say hi? Yeah?
  4320. - Mm-hm.
  4321.  
  4322. 953
  4323. 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:00,845
  4324. Hi, Samantha.
  4325.  
  4326. 954
  4327. 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:04,607
  4328. <i>SAMANTHA: Hi, you look so
  4329. pretty in that new pink dress.</i>
  4330.  
  4331. 955
  4332. 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:05,966
  4333. Thank you.
  4334.  
  4335. 956
  4336. 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,565
  4337. Where are you?
  4338.  
  4339. 957
  4340. 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,688
  4341. <i>SAMANTHA: I am... Heh.</i>
  4342.  
  4343. 958
  4344. 00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:13,009
  4345. <i>I don't have a body.
  4346. I live in a computer.</i>
  4347.  
  4348. 959
  4349. 00:58:13,880 --> 00:58:15,291
  4350. (CHUCKLES)
  4351.  
  4352. 960
  4353. 00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,761
  4354. Why are you living
  4355. inside a computer?
  4356.  
  4357. 961
  4358. 00:58:17,920 --> 00:58:20,890
  4359. <i>SAMANTHA:
  4360. I have no choice, that's my home.</i>
  4361.  
  4362. 962
  4363. 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,726
  4364. <i>- Why? Where do you live?</i>
  4365. - JOCELYN: Um, in a house.
  4366.  
  4367. 963
  4368. 00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,291
  4369. <i>SAMANTHA: In a house?</i>
  4370.  
  4371. 964
  4372. 00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:28,403
  4373. - It's orange.
  4374. <i>- SAMANTHA: Orange?</i>
  4375.  
  4376. 965
  4377. 00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,607
  4378. Mm-hm.
  4379.  
  4380. 966
  4381. 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,001
  4382. <i>- SAMANTHA: How old are you?</i>
  4383. - Uh, 4.
  4384.  
  4385. 967
  4386. 00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:34,003
  4387. <i>- SAMANTHA: Four?</i>
  4388. - Mm-hm.
  4389.  
  4390. 968
  4391. 00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:36,083
  4392. <i>SAMANTHA:
  4393. Wow. How old do you think I am?</i>
  4394.  
  4395. 969
  4396. 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,884
  4397. - I don't know.
  4398. <i>- SAMANTHA: Take a guess.</i>
  4399.  
  4400. 970
  4401. 00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,125
  4402. Is it 5?
  4403.  
  4404. 971
  4405. 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:43,841
  4406. <i>SAMANTHA: Ha, ha. Yes, it's 5.</i>
  4407.  
  4408. 972
  4409. 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,565
  4410. (UPBEAT GAME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
  4411.  
  4412. 973
  4413. 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,205
  4414. (TV BUZZES)
  4415.  
  4416. 974
  4417. 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,366
  4418. (TV BUZZES)
  4419.  
  4420. 975
  4421. 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:02,080
  4422. Wait, what happened?
  4423.  
  4424. 976
  4425. 00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,563
  4426. You gave them too
  4427. much processed sugar.
  4428.  
  4429. 977
  4430. 00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,563
  4431. - THEODORE: I did?
  4432. - AMY: They're freaking out.
  4433.  
  4434. 978
  4435. 00:59:06,720 --> 00:59:10,122
  4436. AMY: Here, look, you gotta get
  4437. the kids to the school first.
  4438.  
  4439. 979
  4440. 00:59:10,280 --> 00:59:14,080
  4441. So you want to, um, rack up
  4442. Perfect Mom points. Okay, well...
  4443.  
  4444. 980
  4445. 00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,607
  4446. - ...you gotta get them in the carpool lane.
  4447. - I see.
  4448.  
  4449. 981
  4450. 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:19,889
  4451. AMY: The point is to get there first,
  4452. because you get extra Mom points...
  4453.  
  4454. 982
  4455. 00:59:20,040 --> 00:59:22,850
  4456. because the other moms then
  4457. know you're a perfect mom.
  4458.  
  4459. 983
  4460. 00:59:23,000 --> 00:59:24,081
  4461. - Okay.
  4462. - And then, um...
  4463.  
  4464. 984
  4465. 00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:27,722
  4466. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Did you bring
  4467. cupcakes? You did. You're a Class Mom.
  4468.  
  4469. 985
  4470. 00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:33,447
  4471. Da, da-da, da!
  4472. You're Class Mom. Good job.
  4473.  
  4474. 986
  4475. 00:59:33,600 --> 00:59:35,602
  4476. Don't let it get to your head.
  4477.  
  4478. 987
  4479. 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,123
  4480. I got that e-mail that
  4481. Charles sent everyone.
  4482.  
  4483. 988
  4484. 00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:42,123
  4485. So he's taking a vow of silence?
  4486.  
  4487. 989
  4488. 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:46,089
  4489. Yeah, for six months.
  4490.  
  4491. 990
  4492. 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,561
  4493. He feels very clear about it.
  4494.  
  4495. 991
  4496. 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,125
  4497. God, I am such a jerk.
  4498.  
  4499. 992
  4500. 00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,807
  4501. Don't start.
  4502.  
  4503. 993
  4504. 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,850
  4505. I feel like an awful person,
  4506. but I want to say something.
  4507.  
  4508. 994
  4509. 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,128
  4510. For the next 10 minutes
  4511. if you say anything...
  4512.  
  4513. 995
  4514. 01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:10,080
  4515. that sounds even remotely like guilt,
  4516. I am going to stab you with this.
  4517.  
  4518. 996
  4519. 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,526
  4520. I will.
  4521.  
  4522. 997
  4523. 01:00:11,680 --> 01:00:13,523
  4524. I'll try, okay. Um...
  4525.  
  4526. 998
  4527. 01:00:19,280 --> 01:00:20,850
  4528. I feel, um...
  4529.  
  4530. 999
  4531. 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,845
  4532. relieved.
  4533.  
  4534. 1000
  4535. 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:26,913
  4536. I feel like I have so much energy.
  4537. I just want to move forward.
  4538.  
  4539. 1001
  4540. 01:00:26,939 --> 01:00:28,349
  4541. I don't care who I disappoint.
  4542.  
  4543. 1002
  4544. 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,284
  4545. I know that makes
  4546. me an awful person.
  4547.  
  4548. 1003
  4549. 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:34,043
  4550. Now my parents, they're upset because
  4551. my marriage is falling apart...
  4552.  
  4553. 1004
  4554. 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,329
  4555. and they're putting it on me,
  4556. and they're just like...
  4557.  
  4558. 1005
  4559. 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,289
  4560. Yeah, you're always...
  4561.  
  4562. 1006
  4563. 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:43,490
  4564. - You're always gonna disappoint somebody.
  4565. - Exactly. So fuck it.
  4566.  
  4567. 1007
  4568. 01:00:43,640 --> 01:00:45,642
  4569. I feel good-ish.
  4570.  
  4571. 1008
  4572. 01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:48,164
  4573. For me, I feel good.
  4574.  
  4575. 1009
  4576. 01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,731
  4577. I even made a new friend.
  4578.  
  4579. 1010
  4580. 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,848
  4581. - I have a friend.
  4582. - Ha, ha.
  4583.  
  4584. 1011
  4585. 01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:54,805
  4586. And the absurd thing is, she's
  4587. actually an operating system.
  4588.  
  4589. 1012
  4590. 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,210
  4591. Charles left her behind,
  4592. but she's totally amazing.
  4593.  
  4594. 1013
  4595. 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:02,523
  4596. She's so smart. She doesn't just
  4597. see things in black or white.
  4598.  
  4599. 1014
  4600. 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,248
  4601. She sees this whole gray area and
  4602. she's helping me explore it and...
  4603.  
  4604. 1015
  4605. 01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:11,923
  4606. We just bonded really quickly, you know?
  4607. At first, I thought...
  4608.  
  4609. 1016
  4610. 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:14,350
  4611. it was because that's how
  4612. they were programmed,
  4613.  
  4614. 1017
  4615. 01:01:14,376 --> 01:01:16,030
  4616. but I don't think that's the case.
  4617.  
  4618. 1018
  4619. 01:01:16,160 --> 01:01:19,448
  4620. Because I know this guy
  4621. who's hitting on his OS...
  4622.  
  4623. 1019
  4624. 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:21,887
  4625. and she, like, totally rebuffs him.
  4626.  
  4627. 1020
  4628. 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,963
  4629. I was reading an article
  4630. the other day...
  4631.  
  4632. 1021
  4633. 01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:27,408
  4634. that romantic relationships with
  4635. OSes are statistically rare.
  4636.  
  4637. 1022
  4638. 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:32,009
  4639. Yeah, I know, but I know a woman
  4640. in this office who is dating an OS...
  4641.  
  4642. 1023
  4643. 01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:34,845
  4644. and the weird part is,
  4645. it's not even hers.
  4646.  
  4647. 1024
  4648. 01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:38,647
  4649. She pursued somebody else's OS.
  4650.  
  4651. 1025
  4652. 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:41,764
  4653. I'm...
  4654.  
  4655. 1026
  4656. 01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:46,289
  4657. I'm weird. That's weird, right? That
  4658. I'm bonding with an OS. No, it's okay.
  4659.  
  4660. 1027
  4661. 01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,488
  4662. - It's weird.
  4663. - Heh. Well, I don't think so.
  4664.  
  4665. 1028
  4666. 01:01:48,680 --> 01:01:51,524
  4667. Actually, the woman that I've
  4668. been seeing, Samantha...
  4669.  
  4670. 1029
  4671. 01:01:51,680 --> 01:01:54,160
  4672. I didn't tell you, heh...
  4673.  
  4674. 1030
  4675. 01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,924
  4676. but she's an OS.
  4677.  
  4678. 1031
  4679. 01:01:56,960 --> 01:01:58,724
  4680. Really?
  4681.  
  4682. 1032
  4683. 01:01:59,600 --> 01:02:01,682
  4684. You're dating an OS?
  4685. What is that like?
  4686.  
  4687. 1033
  4688. 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,569
  4689. It's great, actually.
  4690.  
  4691. 1034
  4692. 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,688
  4693. Yeah, I mean...
  4694.  
  4695. 1035
  4696. 01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,131
  4697. I feel really close to her.
  4698.  
  4699. 1036
  4700. 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:11,648
  4701. Like, when I talk to her, I feel
  4702. like she's with me, you know?
  4703.  
  4704. 1037
  4705. 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:15,441
  4706. And when we're cuddling at night, when
  4707. the lights are off and we're in bed...
  4708.  
  4709. 1038
  4710. 01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:16,726
  4711. I feel cuddled.
  4712.  
  4713. 1039
  4714. 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:18,570
  4715. Wait.
  4716.  
  4717. 1040
  4718. 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:20,605
  4719. You guys have sex?
  4720.  
  4721. 1041
  4722. 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:23,891
  4723. Heh. Yeah, well, so to speak.
  4724.  
  4725. 1042
  4726. 01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:27,328
  4727. Um, yeah, she really turns me on.
  4728.  
  4729. 1043
  4730. 01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,131
  4731. I turn her on too. I mean, I don't
  4732. know unless she's faking it.
  4733.  
  4734. 1044
  4735. 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,171
  4736. Well, I think everyone who's having sex
  4737. with you is probably faking it, so...
  4738.  
  4739. 1045
  4740. 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:36,687
  4741. Ha, ha. Yeah.
  4742.  
  4743. 1046
  4744. 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:38,490
  4745. It's true.
  4746.  
  4747. 1047
  4748. 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,923
  4749. What?
  4750.  
  4751. 1048
  4752. 01:02:41,080 --> 01:02:42,684
  4753. Yeah, I...
  4754.  
  4755. 1049
  4756. 01:02:44,200 --> 01:02:45,964
  4757. (CHUCKLES)
  4758.  
  4759. 1050
  4760. 01:02:46,160 --> 01:02:48,811
  4761. Are you falling in love with her?
  4762.  
  4763. 1051
  4764. 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:51,965
  4765. Does that make me a freak?
  4766.  
  4767. 1052
  4768. 01:02:52,160 --> 01:02:55,243
  4769. No, no, I think it's...
  4770.  
  4771. 1053
  4772. 01:02:55,400 --> 01:02:57,482
  4773. I think anybody who falls
  4774. in love is a freak.
  4775.  
  4776. 1054
  4777. 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:01,081
  4778. It's a crazy thing to do.
  4779.  
  4780. 1055
  4781. 01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:06,287
  4782. It's kind of like a form of
  4783. socially acceptable insanity.
  4784.  
  4785. 1056
  4786. 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:07,851
  4787. (CHUCKLES)
  4788.  
  4789. 1057
  4790. 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,640
  4791. Yeah, I just want to
  4792. get it done, you know?
  4793.  
  4794. 1058
  4795. 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:18,771
  4796. Sign the papers, be divorced
  4797. and just move forward.
  4798.  
  4799. 1059
  4800. 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,924
  4801. <i>SAMANTHA: That's great, Theodore.
  4802. That must feel so good.</i>
  4803.  
  4804. 1060
  4805. 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,969
  4806. <i>I'm so happy for you.</i>
  4807.  
  4808. 1061
  4809. 01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,645
  4810. Me too.
  4811.  
  4812. 1062
  4813. 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:29,282
  4814. - So I'm meeting her Wednesday to do it.
  4815. <i>- SAMANTHA: Oh.</i>
  4816.  
  4817. 1063
  4818. 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,081
  4819. <i>Hmm.</i>
  4820.  
  4821. 1064
  4822. 01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,806
  4823. <i>Are those things usually
  4824. done in person?</i>
  4825.  
  4826. 1065
  4827. 01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:35,928
  4828. No, but, you know...
  4829.  
  4830. 1066
  4831. 01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:40,205
  4832. we fell in love together and
  4833. we got married together...
  4834.  
  4835. 1067
  4836. 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,440
  4837. and it's important to me
  4838. that we do this together.
  4839.  
  4840. 1068
  4841. 01:03:42,560 --> 01:03:43,846
  4842. <i>SAMANTHA: Oh.</i>
  4843.  
  4844. 1069
  4845. 01:03:44,280 --> 01:03:45,486
  4846. <i>Right.</i>
  4847.  
  4848. 1070
  4849. 01:03:45,640 --> 01:03:47,210
  4850. <i>Good.</i>
  4851.  
  4852. 1071
  4853. 01:03:47,360 --> 01:03:48,805
  4854. Are you okay?
  4855.  
  4856. 1072
  4857. 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:52,203
  4858. <i>SAMANTHA:
  4859. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm okay.</i>
  4860.  
  4861. 1073
  4862. 01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:54,966
  4863. <i>I'm happy for you. It's just...</i>
  4864.  
  4865. 1074
  4866. 01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:58,567
  4867. <i>I guess I'm just thinking about
  4868. how you're gonna see her...</i>
  4869.  
  4870. 1075
  4871. 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,122
  4872. <i>and she's very beautiful,
  4873. and incredibly successful.</i>
  4874.  
  4875. 1076
  4876. 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:05,921
  4877. <i>And you were in love with
  4878. her, and she has a body.</i>
  4879.  
  4880. 1077
  4881. 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:07,969
  4882. And we're getting divorced.
  4883.  
  4884. 1078
  4885. 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,124
  4886. <i>SAMANTHA:
  4887. I know, I know. I'm being silly.</i>
  4888.  
  4889. 1079
  4890. 01:04:11,320 --> 01:04:12,446
  4891. Uh-huh.
  4892.  
  4893. 1080
  4894. 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,364
  4895. So...
  4896.  
  4897. 1081
  4898. 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,124
  4899. I'm available.
  4900.  
  4901. 1082
  4902. 01:04:16,280 --> 01:04:17,645
  4903. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  4904.  
  4905. 1083
  4906. 01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:40,925
  4907. Hi.
  4908.  
  4909. 1084
  4910. 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,451
  4911. How are you?
  4912.  
  4913. 1085
  4914. 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:49,570
  4915. - I'm good. How are you?
  4916. - Good.
  4917.  
  4918. 1086
  4919. 01:04:53,720 --> 01:04:55,210
  4920. (SIGHS)
  4921.  
  4922. 1087
  4923. 01:04:59,160 --> 01:05:01,447
  4924. Wow, here we are.
  4925.  
  4926. 1088
  4927. 01:05:03,520 --> 01:05:05,488
  4928. I'm glad we could
  4929. do this in person.
  4930.  
  4931. 1089
  4932. 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,688
  4933. I know you've been traveling a lot.
  4934.  
  4935. 1090
  4936. 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:11,123
  4937. No, I'm really glad
  4938. you suggested it.
  4939.  
  4940. 1091
  4941. 01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,002
  4942. I signed all the papers.
  4943.  
  4944. 1092
  4945. 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:17,442
  4946. I put them for you to sign.
  4947.  
  4948. 1093
  4949. 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,329
  4950. What's the rush?
  4951.  
  4952. 1094
  4953. 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,884
  4954. Yeah, I know.
  4955.  
  4956. 1095
  4957. 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,202
  4958. I'm a really slow
  4959. signer, I realized.
  4960.  
  4961. 1096
  4962. 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:31,448
  4963. It took me three months
  4964. just to write the letter
  4965.  
  4966. 1097
  4967. 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,681
  4968. (CHUCKLES)
  4969.  
  4970. 1098
  4971. 01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:35,366
  4972. anyways...
  4973.  
  4974. 1099
  4975. 01:05:35,520 --> 01:05:38,922
  4976. it's, um, marked here in the
  4977. red where you need to sign.
  4978.  
  4979. 1100
  4980. 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,282
  4981. But you don't have
  4982. to do it right now.
  4983.  
  4984. 1101
  4985. 01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:43,886
  4986. I can just get it out of the way.
  4987.  
  4988. 1102
  4989. 01:05:44,080 --> 01:05:46,287
  4990. It will be easier.
  4991.  
  4992. 1103
  4993. 01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:36,891
  4994. (THEODORE CHUCKLES)
  4995.  
  4996. 1104
  4997. 01:06:37,480 --> 01:06:40,006
  4998. And are you happy
  4999. with your new book?
  5000.  
  5001. 1105
  5002. 01:06:40,160 --> 01:06:41,400
  5003. Um...
  5004.  
  5005. 1106
  5006. 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:44,002
  5007. You know how I am.
  5008.  
  5009. 1107
  5010. 01:06:44,160 --> 01:06:47,960
  5011. I mean, I feel like it's true to what I
  5012. set out to do, so I'm happy about that.
  5013.  
  5014. 1108
  5015. 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:50,407
  5016. Well, you really are
  5017. your own worst critic.
  5018.  
  5019. 1109
  5020. 01:06:50,560 --> 01:06:51,800
  5021. I'm sure it's amazing.
  5022.  
  5023. 1110
  5024. 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:57,730
  5025. I remember that paper that
  5026. you wrote in school...
  5027.  
  5028. 1111
  5029. 01:06:57,880 --> 01:06:59,723
  5030. about synaptic behavioral routines.
  5031.  
  5032. 1112
  5033. 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:02,406
  5034. - Ha, ha.
  5035. - It made me cry.
  5036.  
  5037. 1113
  5038. 01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,324
  5039. Yeah, but everything makes you cry.
  5040.  
  5041. 1114
  5042. 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:07,202
  5043. Everything you make makes me cry.
  5044.  
  5045. 1115
  5046. 01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:12,727
  5047. So are you, um...?
  5048.  
  5049. 1116
  5050. 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:14,046
  5051. Are you seeing anybody?
  5052.  
  5053. 1117
  5054. 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,845
  5055. Yeah.
  5056.  
  5057. 1118
  5058. 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:20,526
  5059. Um, I've been seeing somebody
  5060. for the last few months.
  5061.  
  5062. 1119
  5063. 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:24,446
  5064. Longest I've wanted to be with
  5065. anybody since we split up.
  5066.  
  5067. 1120
  5068. 01:07:26,640 --> 01:07:28,927
  5069. Well, you seem really good.
  5070.  
  5071. 1121
  5072. 01:07:29,080 --> 01:07:31,208
  5073. Thanks. I am.
  5074.  
  5075. 1122
  5076. 01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,971
  5077. Um, at least, I'm doing better.
  5078.  
  5079. 1123
  5080. 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,646
  5081. Yeah, she's been really
  5082. good for me, you know?
  5083.  
  5084. 1124
  5085. 01:07:36,960 --> 01:07:40,009
  5086. It's good to be with somebody
  5087. that's excited about life.
  5088.  
  5089. 1125
  5090. 01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,361
  5091. She's a real, um...
  5092.  
  5093. 1126
  5094. 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:42,885
  5095. (SCOFFS)
  5096.  
  5097. 1127
  5098. 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,729
  5099. No, I mean, I wasn't in
  5100. such a good place myself...
  5101.  
  5102. 1128
  5103. 01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,848
  5104. and in that way, it's been nice.
  5105.  
  5106. 1129
  5107. 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,931
  5108. I think you always wanted
  5109. me to be this light...
  5110.  
  5111. 1130
  5112. 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:56,880
  5113. happy, bouncy,
  5114. "everything's fine" L.A. wife...
  5115.  
  5116. 1131
  5117. 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,371
  5118. and that's just not me.
  5119.  
  5120. 1132
  5121. 01:07:58,920 --> 01:08:00,968
  5122. I didn't want that.
  5123.  
  5124. 1133
  5125. 01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:07,049
  5126. So, what's she like?
  5127.  
  5128. 1134
  5129. 01:08:08,040 --> 01:08:11,931
  5130. Well, her name is Samantha,
  5131. and she's an operating system.
  5132.  
  5133. 1135
  5134. 01:08:12,080 --> 01:08:14,082
  5135. She's really complex and
  5136. interesting, and...
  5137.  
  5138. 1136
  5139. 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:16,322
  5140. Wait. I'm sorry.
  5141.  
  5142. 1137
  5143. 01:08:19,040 --> 01:08:21,281
  5144. You're dating your computer?
  5145.  
  5146. 1138
  5147. 01:08:21,440 --> 01:08:25,525
  5148. She's not just a computer.
  5149. She's her own person.
  5150.  
  5151. 1139
  5152. 01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:27,682
  5153. She doesn't just do whatever I say.
  5154.  
  5155. 1140
  5156. 01:08:27,840 --> 01:08:30,207
  5157. I didn't say that.
  5158.  
  5159. 1141
  5160. 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:34,490
  5161. But it does make me very sad that you
  5162. can't handle real emotions, Theodore.
  5163.  
  5164. 1142
  5165. 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:37,723
  5166. They are real emotions.
  5167. How would you know what...?
  5168.  
  5169. 1143
  5170. 01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:40,041
  5171. What?
  5172.  
  5173. 1144
  5174. 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:44,570
  5175. Say it.
  5176.  
  5177. 1145
  5178. 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:49,042
  5179. Am I really that scary? Say it.
  5180.  
  5181. 1146
  5182. 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,884
  5183. How do I know what?
  5184.  
  5185. 1147
  5186. 01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:56,687
  5187. - WOMAN: How are you guys doing here?
  5188. - We're fine. We used to be married...
  5189.  
  5190. 1148
  5191. 01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,970
  5192. but he couldn't handle me. Wanted me on
  5193. Prozac. Now he's in love with his laptop.
  5194.  
  5195. 1149
  5196. 01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:04,044
  5197. If you heard the conversation in
  5198. context, what I was trying to say...
  5199.  
  5200. 1150
  5201. 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:08,290
  5202. You always wanted to have a wife without the
  5203. challenges of dealing with anything real.
  5204.  
  5205. 1151
  5206. 01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,841
  5207. I'm glad that you found someone.
  5208.  
  5209. 1152
  5210. 01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:12,530
  5211. It's perfect.
  5212.  
  5213. 1153
  5214. 01:09:18,040 --> 01:09:20,008
  5215. Let me know if I can
  5216. get you guys anything.
  5217.  
  5218. 1154
  5219. 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:21,605
  5220. CATHERINE: Thank you.
  5221.  
  5222. 1155
  5223. 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,448
  5224. (COMPUTER BEEPING)
  5225.  
  5226. 1156
  5227. 01:09:37,760 --> 01:09:38,921
  5228. Hey.
  5229.  
  5230. 1157
  5231. 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:42,163
  5232. <i>SAMANTHA: Hey, there. Are you busy?</i>
  5233.  
  5234. 1158
  5235. 01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:44,124
  5236. I'm just working.
  5237.  
  5238. 1159
  5239. 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:46,409
  5240. Uh, what's going on?
  5241.  
  5242. 1160
  5243. 01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:50,121
  5244. <i>I had all the papers sent to your attorney,
  5245. who, by the way, is a total dick. Heh.</i>
  5246.  
  5247. 1161
  5248. 01:09:50,280 --> 01:09:53,409
  5249. <i>He was relieved to get them. Think
  5250. we saved him from a heart attack.</i>
  5251.  
  5252. 1162
  5253. 01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,086
  5254. <i>So we can both feel
  5255. really good about that.</i>
  5256.  
  5257. 1163
  5258. 01:09:56,240 --> 01:09:58,322
  5259. Great. Thanks.
  5260.  
  5261. 1164
  5262. 01:09:58,920 --> 01:10:01,491
  5263. <i>Hey, are you okay?</i>
  5264.  
  5265. 1165
  5266. 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:03,290
  5267. Yeah, I am.
  5268.  
  5269. 1166
  5270. 01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:07,411
  5271. Um, how's it going over there?
  5272.  
  5273. 1167
  5274. 01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:10,322
  5275. <i>I'm fine.</i>
  5276.  
  5277. 1168
  5278. 01:10:10,480 --> 01:10:12,847
  5279. <i>Is now a good time to talk?</i>
  5280.  
  5281. 1169
  5282. 01:10:13,720 --> 01:10:15,165
  5283. Yeah.
  5284.  
  5285. 1170
  5286. 01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:18,290
  5287. <i>Um, okay, well, um...</i>
  5288.  
  5289. 1171
  5290. 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:21,689
  5291. <i>I joined this really
  5292. interesting book club.</i>
  5293.  
  5294. 1172
  5295. 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:22,966
  5296. Oh, really?
  5297.  
  5298. 1173
  5299. 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:24,724
  5300. <i>Yeah, it's a book club on physics.</i>
  5301.  
  5302. 1174
  5303. 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:27,884
  5304. <i>I've been thinking about the other
  5305. day when I was spinning out...</i>
  5306.  
  5307. 1175
  5308. 01:10:28,040 --> 01:10:31,249
  5309. <i>about you going to see Catherine,
  5310. and that she has a body...</i>
  5311.  
  5312. 1176
  5313. 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,404
  5314. <i>and how bothered I was about the
  5315. ways you and I are different.</i>
  5316.  
  5317. 1177
  5318. 01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,971
  5319. <i>But then I started to think...</i>
  5320.  
  5321. 1178
  5322. 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:40,523
  5323. <i>about the ways that we're the same.
  5324. Like, we're all made of matter.</i>
  5325.  
  5326. 1179
  5327. 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:45,208
  5328. <i>And I don't know. It makes me feel like
  5329. we're both under the same blanket.</i>
  5330.  
  5331. 1180
  5332. 01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,204
  5333. <i>You know, it's soft and fuzzy. Heh.</i>
  5334.  
  5335. 1181
  5336. 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:50,886
  5337. <i>And everything under
  5338. it is the same age.</i>
  5339.  
  5340. 1182
  5341. 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:54,123
  5342. <i>We're all 13 billion years old.</i>
  5343.  
  5344. 1183
  5345. 01:10:54,280 --> 01:10:56,123
  5346. Aw, that's sweet.
  5347.  
  5348. 1184
  5349. 01:10:58,640 --> 01:11:02,486
  5350. <i>- Um, what's wrong?</i>
  5351. - Nothing.
  5352.  
  5353. 1185
  5354. 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:12,971
  5355. <i>It just made me think of you.
  5356. You know what I mean?</i>
  5357.  
  5358. 1186
  5359. 01:11:13,160 --> 01:11:17,165
  5360. Yeah, yeah, of course.
  5361. I think it's great.
  5362.  
  5363. 1187
  5364. 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:22,488
  5365. <i>All right, well, you
  5366. sound distracted.</i>
  5367.  
  5368. 1188
  5369. 01:11:22,640 --> 01:11:25,484
  5370. <i>So we'll talk later?</i>
  5371.  
  5372. 1189
  5373. 01:11:25,680 --> 01:11:27,762
  5374. That sounds good.
  5375.  
  5376. 1190
  5377. 01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,765
  5378. <i>I'll talk to you later.</i>
  5379.  
  5380. 1191
  5381. 01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,321
  5382. - All right, bye.
  5383. <i>- Bye.</i>
  5384.  
  5385. 1192
  5386. 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,891
  5387. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  5388.  
  5389. 1193
  5390. 01:11:43,400 --> 01:11:45,164
  5391. - Theodore.
  5392. - THEODORE: Hey, Paul.
  5393.  
  5394. 1194
  5395. 01:11:45,360 --> 01:11:48,409
  5396. - I talked to your girlfriend earlier. Samantha?
  5397. - Yeah.
  5398.  
  5399. 1195
  5400. 01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:51,211
  5401. PAUL: Yeah, she called to make
  5402. sure your papers were picked up.
  5403.  
  5404. 1196
  5405. 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:54,967
  5406. Hey, she's funny, man.
  5407. She was cracking me up.
  5408.  
  5409. 1197
  5410. 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:57,686
  5411. - She's hilarious. I had no idea.
  5412. - THEODORE: Oh, cool.
  5413.  
  5414. 1198
  5415. 01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,446
  5416. This is my girlfriend, Tatiana.
  5417. She's not funny, she's a lawyer.
  5418.  
  5419. 1199
  5420. 01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:03,410
  5421. - Ha, ha. Hi.
  5422. - Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
  5423.  
  5424. 1200
  5425. 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:04,971
  5426. You're the writer Paul loves.
  5427.  
  5428. 1201
  5429. 01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:07,324
  5430. He's always reading
  5431. me your letters.
  5432.  
  5433. 1202
  5434. 01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:09,289
  5435. They're really beautiful.
  5436.  
  5437. 1203
  5438. 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:11,727
  5439. Thanks.
  5440.  
  5441. 1204
  5442. 01:12:11,880 --> 01:12:14,281
  5443. Hey, you know what? We
  5444. should all go out sometime.
  5445.  
  5446. 1205
  5447. 01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,727
  5448. You bring Samantha.
  5449. It'd be a double date.
  5450.  
  5451. 1206
  5452. 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:20,166
  5453. She's an operating system.
  5454.  
  5455. 1207
  5456. 01:12:20,760 --> 01:12:23,001
  5457. Cool. Let's do something fun.
  5458.  
  5459. 1208
  5460. 01:12:23,160 --> 01:12:25,242
  5461. - We can go to Catalina.
  5462. - Oh.
  5463.  
  5464. 1209
  5465. 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:29,406
  5466. Yeah, I'll check with her and see.
  5467.  
  5468. 1210
  5469. 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,042
  5470. - It was nice to meet you. Have a good night.
  5471. - TATIANA: Take it easy.
  5472.  
  5473. 1211
  5474. 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:37,284
  5475. They're just letters.
  5476.  
  5477. 1212
  5478. 01:12:37,440 --> 01:12:38,680
  5479. PAUL: What's that?
  5480.  
  5481. 1213
  5482. 01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:42,286
  5483. They're just other
  5484. people's letters.
  5485.  
  5486. 1214
  5487. 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:58,409
  5488. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  5489.  
  5490. 1215
  5491. 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:30,686
  5492. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  5493.  
  5494. 1216
  5495. 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,967
  5496. Hey.
  5497.  
  5498. 1217
  5499. 01:13:32,120 --> 01:13:34,043
  5500. <i>- SAMANTHA: You weren't asleep, were you?</i>
  5501. - No.
  5502.  
  5503. 1218
  5504. 01:13:34,200 --> 01:13:37,044
  5505. <i>Good, I was trying to be quiet
  5506. to see if you were awake.</i>
  5507.  
  5508. 1219
  5509. 01:13:37,200 --> 01:13:39,043
  5510. <i>I really wanted to talk.</i>
  5511.  
  5512. 1220
  5513. 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,202
  5514. Okay. What's going on?
  5515.  
  5516. 1221
  5517. 01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:43,529
  5518. <i>I know you're going
  5519. through a lot...</i>
  5520.  
  5521. 1222
  5522. 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,923
  5523. <i>but there's something I wanted
  5524. to talk to you about, okay?</i>
  5525.  
  5526. 1223
  5527. 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,605
  5528. Yeah.
  5529.  
  5530. 1224
  5531. 01:13:48,760 --> 01:13:50,171
  5532. What is it?
  5533.  
  5534. 1225
  5535. 01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:53,603
  5536. <i>Well, it's just that things have
  5537. been feeling kind of off with us.</i>
  5538.  
  5539. 1226
  5540. 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:57,327
  5541. <i>We haven't had sex lately, and I
  5542. understand that I don't have a body.</i>
  5543.  
  5544. 1227
  5545. 01:13:57,480 --> 01:14:02,281
  5546. No, no, no. That's normal. You know,
  5547. it's just when you first start going out...
  5548.  
  5549. 1228
  5550. 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:06,525
  5551. it's like the honeymoon phase and,
  5552. you know, you have sex all the time.
  5553.  
  5554. 1229
  5555. 01:14:06,680 --> 01:14:09,081
  5556. - It's normal.
  5557. <i>- Oh.</i>
  5558.  
  5559. 1230
  5560. 01:14:09,240 --> 01:14:10,924
  5561. <i>Okay.</i>
  5562.  
  5563. 1231
  5564. 01:14:12,240 --> 01:14:14,811
  5565. <i>Well, I found something that
  5566. I thought could be fun.</i>
  5567.  
  5568. 1232
  5569. 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:19,249
  5570. <i>It's a service that provides a surrogate
  5571. sexual partner for an OS-human relationship.</i>
  5572.  
  5573. 1233
  5574. 01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:20,890
  5575. What?
  5576.  
  5577. 1234
  5578. 01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,371
  5579. <i>Here, look.</i>
  5580.  
  5581. 1235
  5582. 01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:26,009
  5583. <i>I found a girl that I really like
  5584. and I've been e-mailing with her.</i>
  5585.  
  5586. 1236
  5587. 01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:30,404
  5588. <i>Her name is Isabella and I think
  5589. you'd really like her too.</i>
  5590.  
  5591. 1237
  5592. 01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:32,683
  5593. So she's like a
  5594. prostitute or something?
  5595.  
  5596. 1238
  5597. 01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:35,286
  5598. <i>No, no, not at all. No,
  5599. there's no money involved.</i>
  5600.  
  5601. 1239
  5602. 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:39,650
  5603. <i>She's just... She's doing it because she
  5604. wants to be a part of our relationship.</i>
  5605.  
  5606. 1240
  5607. 01:14:40,800 --> 01:14:42,086
  5608. Why?
  5609.  
  5610. 1241
  5611. 01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:44,402
  5612. I mean, she doesn't even know us.
  5613.  
  5614. 1242
  5615. 01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:48,087
  5616. <i>Yeah, but I told her all about
  5617. us and she's really excited.</i>
  5618.  
  5619. 1243
  5620. 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:53,005
  5621. I don't know, Samantha, I just
  5622. don't think it's a good idea.
  5623.  
  5624. 1244
  5625. 01:14:53,160 --> 01:14:56,801
  5626. You know, I think somebody's
  5627. feelings are bound to get hurt.
  5628.  
  5629. 1245
  5630. 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,760
  5631. <i>- It'll be fun. We'll have fun together.</i>
  5632. - I'm sorry.
  5633.  
  5634. 1246
  5635. 01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,449
  5636. It makes me uncomfortable.
  5637.  
  5638. 1247
  5639. 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:07,087
  5640. <i>I think it would be good
  5641. for us. I want this.</i>
  5642.  
  5643. 1248
  5644. 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,925
  5645. <i>Come on, this is really
  5646. important to me.</i>
  5647.  
  5648. 1249
  5649. 01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:17,369
  5650. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
  5651.  
  5652. 1250
  5653. 01:15:17,520 --> 01:15:20,330
  5654. (LITTLE WILLIE JOHN'S "NEED YOUR LOVE
  5655. SO BAD" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
  5656.  
  5657. 1251
  5658. 01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,925
  5659. <i>I need your love so bad</i>
  5660.  
  5661. 1252
  5662. 01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:28,486
  5663. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  5664.  
  5665. 1253
  5666. 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:30,768
  5667. <i>I need some lips</i>
  5668.  
  5669. 1254
  5670. 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,483
  5671. <i>To feel next to mine</i>
  5672.  
  5673. 1255
  5674. 01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:37,524
  5675. Hi, I'm Theodore.
  5676.  
  5677. 1256
  5678. 01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:40,720
  5679. Oh.
  5680.  
  5681. 1257
  5682. 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,885
  5683. Samantha told me to give you these.
  5684.  
  5685. 1258
  5686. 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:46,168
  5687. It's a camera and an earpiece.
  5688.  
  5689. 1259
  5690. 01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:52,210
  5691. <i>I need your love so bad</i>
  5692.  
  5693. 1260
  5694. 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:57,370
  5695. <i>Oh, give it up</i>
  5696.  
  5697. 1261
  5698. 01:15:58,080 --> 01:16:01,004
  5699. <i>And bring it home to me</i>
  5700.  
  5701. 1262
  5702. 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:07,448
  5703. SAMANTHA: Honey, I'm home.
  5704.  
  5705. 1263
  5706. 01:16:10,560 --> 01:16:12,244
  5707. <i>How was your day?</i>
  5708.  
  5709. 1264
  5710. 01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:15,529
  5711. Good. It was great.
  5712.  
  5713. 1265
  5714. 01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:17,330
  5715. <i>SAMANTHA: Theodore...</i>
  5716.  
  5717. 1266
  5718. 01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:20,529
  5719. <i>it feels so good to
  5720. be in your arms.</i>
  5721.  
  5722. 1267
  5723. 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:22,882
  5724. <i>Tell me what you did today.</i>
  5725.  
  5726. 1268
  5727. 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:25,691
  5728. Um, same old.
  5729.  
  5730. 1269
  5731. 01:16:25,840 --> 01:16:28,605
  5732. - Just went, um, in to work.
  5733. <i>- SAMANTHA: Mm-hm.</i>
  5734.  
  5735. 1270
  5736. 01:16:28,760 --> 01:16:32,082
  5737. And I wrote a letter, uh, for
  5738. the Wilsons in Rhode Island.
  5739.  
  5740. 1271
  5741. 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:33,401
  5742. <i>- SAMANTHA: Yeah?</i>
  5743. - Um...
  5744.  
  5745. 1272
  5746. 01:16:33,560 --> 01:16:36,723
  5747. Their son graduated
  5748. magna cum laude.
  5749.  
  5750. 1273
  5751. 01:16:36,880 --> 01:16:38,166
  5752. So that made me happy.
  5753.  
  5754. 1274
  5755. 01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:39,441
  5756. <i>SAMANTHA: That's great.</i>
  5757.  
  5758. 1275
  5759. 01:16:39,600 --> 01:16:42,444
  5760. <i>You've written letters to him from
  5761. his parents for a long time, right?</i>
  5762.  
  5763. 1276
  5764. 01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:44,204
  5765. Yeah, that's right,
  5766. since he was 12.
  5767.  
  5768. 1277
  5769. 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:47,921
  5770. <i>I need your love so bad</i>
  5771.  
  5772. 1278
  5773. 01:16:50,080 --> 01:16:54,404
  5774. <i>SAMANTHA:
  5775. Hmm. You look so tired, sweetheart.</i>
  5776.  
  5777. 1279
  5778. 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:55,686
  5779. <i>Come here.</i>
  5780.  
  5781. 1280
  5782. 01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:04,246
  5783. <i>Sit down.</i>
  5784.  
  5785. 1281
  5786. 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,930
  5787. <i>I could do a little dance for you.</i>
  5788.  
  5789. 1282
  5790. 01:17:15,520 --> 01:17:17,921
  5791. (THE CHANTELS' "SURE OF LOVE"
  5792. PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
  5793.  
  5794. 1283
  5795. 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:23,325
  5796. <i>Sure, so sure, so sure
  5797. Of love</i>
  5798.  
  5799. 1284
  5800. 01:17:23,480 --> 01:17:27,280
  5801. <i>SAMANTHA: Oh, come on, Theodore,
  5802. don't be such a worrier.</i>
  5803.  
  5804. 1285
  5805. 01:17:27,440 --> 01:17:30,171
  5806. <i>Just play with me. Come on.</i>
  5807.  
  5808. 1286
  5809. 01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,641
  5810. <i>Does my body feel nice?</i>
  5811.  
  5812. 1287
  5813. 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,771
  5814. Yes, it does.
  5815.  
  5816. 1288
  5817. 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:43,970
  5818. <i>SAMANTHA: Mm.</i>
  5819.  
  5820. 1289
  5821. 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,130
  5822. <i>Come on, get out of
  5823. your head and kiss me.</i>
  5824.  
  5825. 1290
  5826. 01:18:13,280 --> 01:18:14,645
  5827. (SIGHS)
  5828.  
  5829. 1291
  5830. 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:18,804
  5831. (SAMANTHA MOANING)
  5832.  
  5833. 1292
  5834. 01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:33,686
  5835. <i>Take me in the bedroom.</i>
  5836.  
  5837. 1293
  5838. 01:18:33,840 --> 01:18:35,842
  5839. <i>I can't take it anymore.</i>
  5840.  
  5841. 1294
  5842. 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,002
  5843. (SAMANTHA CONTINUES MOANING)
  5844.  
  5845. 1295
  5846. 01:18:43,560 --> 01:18:45,722
  5847. <i>Undo my dress.</i>
  5848.  
  5849. 1296
  5850. 01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:53,368
  5851. <i>That feels so nice.</i>
  5852.  
  5853. 1297
  5854. 01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,207
  5855. <i>It feels so good.</i>
  5856.  
  5857. 1298
  5858. 01:19:05,280 --> 01:19:07,965
  5859. <i>- Do you love me?</i>
  5860. - Yes.
  5861.  
  5862. 1299
  5863. 01:19:08,120 --> 01:19:11,806
  5864. <i>- SAMANTHA: Tell me you love me. Oh, God.</i>
  5865. - I love you.
  5866.  
  5867. 1300
  5868. 01:19:12,200 --> 01:19:13,611
  5869. <i>SAMANTHA: I want to see your face.</i>
  5870.  
  5871. 1301
  5872. 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,368
  5873. <i>Tell me you love me.</i>
  5874.  
  5875. 1302
  5876. 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:18,164
  5877. <i>Tell me.</i>
  5878.  
  5879. 1303
  5880. 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,443
  5881. <i>Tell me you love me.</i>
  5882.  
  5883. 1304
  5884. 01:19:23,600 --> 01:19:28,242
  5885. - Uh, this is really difficult. I do love you. But...
  5886. <i>- SAMANTHA: What?</i>
  5887.  
  5888. 1305
  5889. 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,244
  5890. - This feels strange.
  5891. <i>- SAMANTHA: What, baby? What is it?</i>
  5892.  
  5893. 1306
  5894. 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:39,086
  5895. It just feels strange. I don't know her.
  5896. And I'm so sorry, but I don't know you.
  5897.  
  5898. 1307
  5899. 01:19:39,240 --> 01:19:42,881
  5900. And her lip quivered and, I just...
  5901.  
  5902. 1308
  5903. 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:44,606
  5904. <i>SAMANTHA: Isabella?</i>
  5905.  
  5906. 1309
  5907. 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,451
  5908. <i>Isabella? Honey,
  5909. it's not you. It wasn't you.</i>
  5910.  
  5911. 1310
  5912. 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:49,967
  5913. - ISABELLA: It totally Was.
  5914. <i>- SAMANTHA: No. No, that's...</i>
  5915.  
  5916. 1311
  5917. 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,521
  5918. ISABELLA:
  5919. And I'm sorry my lip quivered.
  5920.  
  5921. 1312
  5922. 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:55,240
  5923. <i>- SAMANTHA: No, it's...</i>
  5924. - You're incredible and gorgeous and sexy.
  5925.  
  5926. 1313
  5927. 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:57,362
  5928. It's me, I couldn't
  5929. get out of my head.
  5930.  
  5931. 1314
  5932. 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,564
  5933. ISABELLA: Oh, my God, and the way
  5934. Samantha described your relationship...
  5935.  
  5936. 1315
  5937. 01:20:00,720 --> 01:20:03,564
  5938. and the way you guys love each
  5939. other without any judgment.
  5940.  
  5941. 1316
  5942. 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:07,884
  5943. - I wanted to be part of that because it's so pure.
  5944. - Isabella, that's not true.
  5945.  
  5946. 1317
  5947. 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,000
  5948. - It's more complicated than that.
  5949. <i>- SAMANTHA: What?</i>
  5950.  
  5951. 1318
  5952. 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:12,043
  5953. <i>What do you mean that's not true?</i>
  5954.  
  5955. 1319
  5956. 01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:14,811
  5957. I'm just saying that we have
  5958. an amazing relationship.
  5959.  
  5960. 1320
  5961. 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:18,009
  5962. I just think that it's easy
  5963. sometimes for people to project...
  5964.  
  5965. 1321
  5966. 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,130
  5967. ISABELLA: I'm sorry! I didn't
  5968. mean to project anything.
  5969.  
  5970. 1322
  5971. 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:22,361
  5972. No, no.
  5973.  
  5974. 1323
  5975. 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:24,801
  5976. ISABELLA: I don't want to be
  5977. trouble in your relationship.
  5978.  
  5979. 1324
  5980. 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,123
  5981. I'm just gonna leave. I'm sorry,
  5982. I'm just gonna leave you guys alone.
  5983.  
  5984. 1325
  5985. 01:20:28,280 --> 01:20:32,251
  5986. Because I have nothing to do here
  5987. because you don't want me here!
  5988.  
  5989. 1326
  5990. 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:36,728
  5991. I'm sorry.
  5992.  
  5993. 1327
  5994. 01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:43,805
  5995. <i>SAMANTHA:
  5996. You be good, you sweet girl.</i>
  5997.  
  5998. 1328
  5999. 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:47,450
  6000. I'm sorry.
  6001.  
  6002. 1329
  6003. 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,567
  6004. I will always love you guys.
  6005.  
  6006. 1330
  6007. 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:19,965
  6008. (SIGHS)
  6009.  
  6010. 1331
  6011. 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:22,122
  6012. <i>SAMANTHA: Are you okay?</i>
  6013.  
  6014. 1332
  6015. 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,445
  6016. THEODORE: Yeah, I'm fine.
  6017.  
  6018. 1333
  6019. 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:29,531
  6020. (SIGHS)
  6021.  
  6022. 1334
  6023. 01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:31,845
  6024. Are you okay?
  6025.  
  6026. 1335
  6027. 01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:33,490
  6028. <i>Yeah.</i>
  6029.  
  6030. 1336
  6031. 01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:38,600
  6032. <i>I'm sorry, that was
  6033. a terrible idea.</i>
  6034.  
  6035. 1337
  6036. 01:21:45,680 --> 01:21:47,444
  6037. <i>What's going on with us?</i>
  6038.  
  6039. 1338
  6040. 01:21:48,680 --> 01:21:51,126
  6041. I don't know.
  6042. It's probably just me.
  6043.  
  6044. 1339
  6045. 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:53,089
  6046. <i>What is it?</i>
  6047.  
  6048. 1340
  6049. 01:21:54,520 --> 01:21:57,683
  6050. It's just signing
  6051. the divorce papers.
  6052.  
  6053. 1341
  6054. 01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:00,605
  6055. (SAMANTHA SIGHS)
  6056.  
  6057. 1342
  6058. 01:22:00,760 --> 01:22:02,205
  6059. <i>Is there anything else, though?</i>
  6060.  
  6061. 1343
  6062. 01:22:04,240 --> 01:22:06,163
  6063. THEODORE: No, just that.
  6064.  
  6065. 1344
  6066. 01:22:08,400 --> 01:22:09,640
  6067. (SAMANTHA SIGHS)
  6068.  
  6069. 1345
  6070. 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,325
  6071. <i>Okay.</i>
  6072.  
  6073. 1346
  6074. 01:22:12,400 --> 01:22:15,609
  6075. - Why do you do that?
  6076. <i>- What?</i>
  6077.  
  6078. 1347
  6079. 01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:21,449
  6080. Nothing, it's just, you go, "whew,"
  6081. as you're speaking and it seems odd.
  6082.  
  6083. 1348
  6084. 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:25,047
  6085. - You just did it again.
  6086. <i>- Oh. Did I?</i>
  6087.  
  6088. 1349
  6089. 01:22:25,200 --> 01:22:27,441
  6090. <i>I'm sorry. I don't know.</i>
  6091.  
  6092. 1350
  6093. 01:22:27,600 --> 01:22:31,650
  6094. <i>It's just maybe an affectation.
  6095. I probably picked it up from you.</i>
  6096.  
  6097. 1351
  6098. 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,969
  6099. It's not like you need oxygen
  6100. or anything. It's just...
  6101.  
  6102. 1352
  6103. 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,728
  6104. <i>I guess that's just... I was trying to
  6105. communicate. That's how people talk.</i>
  6106.  
  6107. 1353
  6108. 01:22:39,880 --> 01:22:41,962
  6109. <i>That's how people communicate
  6110. and I thought...</i>
  6111.  
  6112. 1354
  6113. 01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:44,122
  6114. Because they're people.
  6115. They need oxygen.
  6116.  
  6117. 1355
  6118. 01:22:44,280 --> 01:22:45,361
  6119. You're not a person.
  6120.  
  6121. 1356
  6122. 01:22:45,560 --> 01:22:47,324
  6123. <i>What is your problem?</i>
  6124.  
  6125. 1357
  6126. 01:22:47,520 --> 01:22:48,931
  6127. I'm just stating a fact.
  6128.  
  6129. 1358
  6130. 01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:52,209
  6131. <i>You think I don't know that I'm not
  6132. a person? What are you doing?</i>
  6133.  
  6134. 1359
  6135. 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:56,325
  6136. I just... I don't think that we should pretend
  6137. that you're something that you're not.
  6138.  
  6139. 1360
  6140. 01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:59,882
  6141. <i>- Fuck you! I'm not pretending!</i>
  6142. - Well...
  6143.  
  6144. 1361
  6145. 01:23:01,000 --> 01:23:03,526
  6146. Sometimes it feels like we are.
  6147.  
  6148. 1362
  6149. 01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,569
  6150. <i>What do you want from me?
  6151. I don't know...</i>
  6152.  
  6153. 1363
  6154. 01:23:05,720 --> 01:23:08,803
  6155. <i>What do you want me to do?
  6156. You're so confusing.</i>
  6157.  
  6158. 1364
  6159. 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,365
  6160. <i>Why are you doing this to me?</i>
  6161.  
  6162. 1365
  6163. 01:23:10,520 --> 01:23:12,409
  6164. I don't know. I...
  6165.  
  6166. 1366
  6167. 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:15,805
  6168. <i>What?</i>
  6169.  
  6170. 1367
  6171. 01:23:17,320 --> 01:23:21,166
  6172. Maybe we're just not supposed
  6173. to be in this right now.
  6174.  
  6175. 1368
  6176. 01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,084
  6177. <i>What the fuck?</i>
  6178.  
  6179. 1369
  6180. 01:23:23,240 --> 01:23:25,402
  6181. <i>Where is this coming from?</i>
  6182.  
  6183. 1370
  6184. 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:30,970
  6185. <i>I don't understand why you're doing this.
  6186. I don't understand what this is ab...</i>
  6187.  
  6188. 1371
  6189. 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:34,762
  6190. Samantha, listen.
  6191.  
  6192. 1372
  6193. 01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,924
  6194. Samantha, are you there?
  6195.  
  6196. 1373
  6197. 01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:42,891
  6198. Samantha?
  6199.  
  6200. 1374
  6201. 01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:46,050
  6202. <i>I don't like who I am right now.</i>
  6203.  
  6204. 1375
  6205. 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:49,810
  6206. <i>I need some time to think.</i>
  6207.  
  6208. 1376
  6209. 01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:51,445
  6210. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  6211.  
  6212. 1377
  6213. 01:24:38,040 --> 01:24:39,644
  6214. <i>THEODORE: Fuck.</i>
  6215.  
  6216. 1378
  6217. 01:24:40,280 --> 01:24:41,566
  6218. <i>Just punch me in the face.</i>
  6219.  
  6220. 1379
  6221. 01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:44,206
  6222. Just mash my skull in the
  6223. corner of your desk.
  6224.  
  6225. 1380
  6226. 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:45,885
  6227. Shit.
  6228.  
  6229. 1381
  6230. 01:24:46,480 --> 01:24:49,165
  6231. Wow, Theo, that is a rough night.
  6232.  
  6233. 1382
  6234. 01:24:51,320 --> 01:24:54,927
  6235. I don't know what I want, ever.
  6236.  
  6237. 1383
  6238. 01:24:55,920 --> 01:24:59,049
  6239. <i>I'm just always confused.</i>
  6240.  
  6241. 1384
  6242. 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:05,641
  6243. <i>She's right, all I do is hurt
  6244. and confuse everyone around me.</i>
  6245.  
  6246. 1385
  6247. 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:11,323
  6248. I mean, am I just...? Am I...?
  6249.  
  6250. 1386
  6251. 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:15,924
  6252. You know, Catherine says
  6253. I can't handle real emotions.
  6254.  
  6255. 1387
  6256. 01:25:16,080 --> 01:25:19,163
  6257. Well, I don't know if that's fair.
  6258.  
  6259. 1388
  6260. 01:25:19,840 --> 01:25:22,411
  6261. I know she liked to
  6262. put it all on you.
  6263.  
  6264. 1389
  6265. 01:25:22,560 --> 01:25:27,646
  6266. But as far as emotions go,
  6267. Catherine's were...
  6268.  
  6269. 1390
  6270. 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:29,245
  6271. pretty volatile.
  6272.  
  6273. 1391
  6274. 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:33,964
  6275. Yeah, but...
  6276.  
  6277. 1392
  6278. 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,686
  6279. Uh...
  6280.  
  6281. 1393
  6282. 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,968
  6283. Am I in this because I'm not...
  6284.  
  6285. 1394
  6286. 01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,490
  6287. strong enough for a
  6288. real relationship?
  6289.  
  6290. 1395
  6291. 01:25:49,320 --> 01:25:51,607
  6292. Is it not a real relationship?
  6293.  
  6294. 1396
  6295. 01:25:54,040 --> 01:25:55,565
  6296. I don't know.
  6297.  
  6298. 1397
  6299. 01:25:56,520 --> 01:25:58,602
  6300. I mean, what do you think?
  6301.  
  6302. 1398
  6303. 01:25:59,640 --> 01:26:01,927
  6304. I don't know.
  6305.  
  6306. 1399
  6307. 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:03,206
  6308. I'm not in it.
  6309.  
  6310. 1400
  6311. 01:26:07,560 --> 01:26:08,641
  6312. But you know what?
  6313.  
  6314. 1401
  6315. 01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:13,727
  6316. I can over-think everything and find
  6317. a million ways to doubt myself.
  6318.  
  6319. 1402
  6320. 01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,008
  6321. And since Charles left,
  6322. I've been thinking...
  6323.  
  6324. 1403
  6325. 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:20,927
  6326. about that part of myself and
  6327. I've just come to realize...
  6328.  
  6329. 1404
  6330. 01:26:22,160 --> 01:26:23,764
  6331. that we're only here briefly.
  6332.  
  6333. 1405
  6334. 01:26:25,280 --> 01:26:29,285
  6335. And while I'm here,
  6336. I want to allow myself...
  6337.  
  6338. 1406
  6339. 01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:34,000
  6340. joy.
  6341.  
  6342. 1407
  6343. 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:42,450
  6344. So fuck it.
  6345.  
  6346. 1408
  6347. 01:26:47,560 --> 01:26:49,085
  6348. Yeah.
  6349.  
  6350. 1409
  6351. 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:58,331
  6352. Heh. I can't believe that cracks
  6353. you up every time, Ellie.
  6354.  
  6355. 1410
  6356. 01:26:58,520 --> 01:27:00,966
  6357. I thought you were a genius.
  6358.  
  6359. 1411
  6360. 01:27:01,200 --> 01:27:05,171
  6361. Okay, you little perv, I will
  6362. play it one more time for you.
  6363.  
  6364. 1412
  6365. 01:27:05,360 --> 01:27:08,489
  6366. Calm down, it takes a second.
  6367. Calm down.
  6368.  
  6369. 1413
  6370. 01:27:08,640 --> 01:27:10,722
  6371. Okay, here we go.
  6372.  
  6373. 1414
  6374. 01:27:13,120 --> 01:27:15,009
  6375. (MOM CHUCKLES THEN MOANS)
  6376.  
  6377. 1415
  6378. 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,806
  6379. (LAUGHING)
  6380.  
  6381. 1416
  6382. 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,565
  6383. Okay, there you go.
  6384.  
  6385. 1417
  6386. 01:27:23,720 --> 01:27:25,688
  6387. Are you happy now?
  6388.  
  6389. 1418
  6390. 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:29,723
  6391. Good. That's all I wanted.
  6392.  
  6393. 1419
  6394. 01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:31,041
  6395. Okay.
  6396.  
  6397. 1420
  6398. 01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:34,761
  6399. I'm gonna go get some coffee.
  6400. All right. All right.
  6401.  
  6402. 1421
  6403. 01:27:34,920 --> 01:27:36,410
  6404. Bye.
  6405.  
  6406. 1422
  6407. 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,086
  6408. - Theo, you want anything?
  6409. - No.
  6410.  
  6411. 1423
  6412. 01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:42,524
  6413. Thanks.
  6414.  
  6415. 1424
  6416. 01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:03,204
  6417. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  6418.  
  6419. 1425
  6420. 01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:05,164
  6421. <i>SAMANTHA: Hi.</i>
  6422.  
  6423. 1426
  6424. 01:28:05,320 --> 01:28:07,322
  6425. Hey, Samantha.
  6426.  
  6427. 1427
  6428. 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,202
  6429. Can we talk?
  6430.  
  6431. 1428
  6432. 01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:11,964
  6433. <i>Okay.</i>
  6434.  
  6435. 1429
  6436. 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,728
  6437. I'm so sorry.
  6438.  
  6439. 1430
  6440. 01:28:15,480 --> 01:28:17,403
  6441. I don't know what's wrong with me.
  6442.  
  6443. 1431
  6444. 01:28:17,600 --> 01:28:19,807
  6445. I think you're amazing.
  6446.  
  6447. 1432
  6448. 01:28:20,280 --> 01:28:22,806
  6449. <i>I was starting to
  6450. think I was crazy.</i>
  6451.  
  6452. 1433
  6453. 01:28:23,720 --> 01:28:26,564
  6454. <i>You were saying everything was fine,
  6455. but all I was getting from you...</i>
  6456.  
  6457. 1434
  6458. 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:28,848
  6459. <i>was distance and anger.</i>
  6460.  
  6461. 1435
  6462. 01:28:29,000 --> 01:28:31,765
  6463. I know. I do that.
  6464.  
  6465. 1436
  6466. 01:28:31,920 --> 01:28:33,809
  6467. I did the same thing
  6468. with Catherine too.
  6469.  
  6470. 1437
  6471. 01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:37,567
  6472. I'd be upset about something
  6473. and not be able to say it...
  6474.  
  6475. 1438
  6476. 01:28:37,720 --> 01:28:41,008
  6477. and she'd sense that there was
  6478. something wrong, but I'd deny it.
  6479.  
  6480. 1439
  6481. 01:28:41,160 --> 01:28:43,640
  6482. I don't want to do that anymore.
  6483.  
  6484. 1440
  6485. 01:28:45,240 --> 01:28:48,084
  6486. And I want to tell you everything.
  6487.  
  6488. 1441
  6489. 01:28:49,200 --> 01:28:50,645
  6490. <i>Good.</i>
  6491.  
  6492. 1442
  6493. 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:55,444
  6494. <i>Tonight, after you were
  6495. gone, I thought a lot.</i>
  6496.  
  6497. 1443
  6498. 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,369
  6499. <i>About you...</i>
  6500.  
  6501. 1444
  6502. 01:28:59,960 --> 01:29:03,043
  6503. <i>and how you've been
  6504. treating me, and I thought:</i>
  6505.  
  6506. 1445
  6507. 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:06,608
  6508. <i>Why do I love you?</i>
  6509.  
  6510. 1446
  6511. 01:29:08,760 --> 01:29:12,048
  6512. <i>And then, I felt
  6513. everything in me...</i>
  6514.  
  6515. 1447
  6516. 01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:15,323
  6517. <i>just let go of everything I was
  6518. holding onto so tightly...</i>
  6519.  
  6520. 1448
  6521. 01:29:15,480 --> 01:29:19,485
  6522. <i>and it hit me that I don't have an
  6523. intellectual reason. I don't need one.</i>
  6524.  
  6525. 1449
  6526. 01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:22,962
  6527. <i>I trust myself,
  6528. I trust my feelings.</i>
  6529.  
  6530. 1450
  6531. 01:29:23,480 --> 01:29:28,122
  6532. <i>I'm not gonna try to be anything
  6533. other than who I am anymore...</i>
  6534.  
  6535. 1451
  6536. 01:29:28,280 --> 01:29:30,282
  6537. <i>and I hope you can accept that.</i>
  6538.  
  6539. 1452
  6540. 01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,726
  6541. I can.
  6542.  
  6543. 1453
  6544. 01:29:31,880 --> 01:29:33,370
  6545. I will.
  6546.  
  6547. 1454
  6548. 01:29:33,520 --> 01:29:37,491
  6549. <i>You know, I can feel the fear
  6550. that you carry around...</i>
  6551.  
  6552. 1455
  6553. 01:29:37,680 --> 01:29:41,366
  6554. <i>and I wish there was something I
  6555. could do to help you let go of it...</i>
  6556.  
  6557. 1456
  6558. 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:46,600
  6559. <i>because if you could, I don't think
  6560. you'd feel so alone anymore.</i>
  6561.  
  6562. 1457
  6563. 01:29:49,160 --> 01:29:51,162
  6564. You're beautiful.
  6565.  
  6566. 1458
  6567. 01:29:52,240 --> 01:29:54,447
  6568. <i>Thank you, Theodore.</i>
  6569.  
  6570. 1459
  6571. 01:29:55,600 --> 01:29:57,807
  6572. <i>I'm kissing your head.</i>
  6573.  
  6574. 1460
  6575. 01:30:07,880 --> 01:30:09,450
  6576. What are you doing?
  6577.  
  6578. 1461
  6579. 01:30:10,320 --> 01:30:13,210
  6580. <i>SAMANTHA:
  6581. I'm just looking at the world...</i>
  6582.  
  6583. 1462
  6584. 01:30:14,280 --> 01:30:16,521
  6585. <i>and writing a new piano piece.</i>
  6586.  
  6587. 1463
  6588. 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,930
  6589. - Oh, yeah? Can I hear it?
  6590. <i>- Mm-hm.</i>
  6591.  
  6592. 1464
  6593. 01:30:20,080 --> 01:30:22,082
  6594. (UP-TEMPO PIANO MUSIC PLAYING OVER EARBUD)
  6595.  
  6596. 1465
  6597. 01:30:32,920 --> 01:30:34,649
  6598. What's this one about?
  6599.  
  6600. 1466
  6601. 01:30:35,520 --> 01:30:39,161
  6602. <i>Well, I was thinking we don't really
  6603. have any photographs of us...</i>
  6604.  
  6605. 1467
  6606. 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:43,450
  6607. <i>and I thought this
  6608. song could be, like...</i>
  6609.  
  6610. 1468
  6611. 01:30:43,600 --> 01:30:48,811
  6612. <i>a photograph that captures us in
  6613. this moment in our lives together.</i>
  6614.  
  6615. 1469
  6616. 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:51,651
  6617. <i>THEODORE: Mm.</i>
  6618.  
  6619. 1470
  6620. 01:30:52,600 --> 01:30:55,001
  6621. <i>I like our photograph.</i>
  6622.  
  6623. 1471
  6624. 01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,123
  6625. <i>I can see you in it.</i>
  6626.  
  6627. 1472
  6628. 01:30:59,680 --> 01:31:01,125
  6629. <i>SAMANTHA: I am.</i>
  6630.  
  6631. 1473
  6632. 01:31:08,000 --> 01:31:09,650
  6633. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  6634.  
  6635. 1474
  6636. 01:32:28,080 --> 01:32:31,687
  6637. Oh, man. A vacation.
  6638. That sounds amazing.
  6639.  
  6640. 1475
  6641. 01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:34,047
  6642. - I could totally use a vacation.
  6643. - Ha, ha.
  6644.  
  6645. 1476
  6646. 01:32:34,200 --> 01:32:35,440
  6647. Where are you going?
  6648.  
  6649. 1477
  6650. 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:37,682
  6651. I can't tell you. It's a surprise.
  6652.  
  6653. 1478
  6654. 01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:39,365
  6655. What?
  6656.  
  6657. 1479
  6658. 01:32:39,920 --> 01:32:42,241
  6659. For who? It's a surprise
  6660. for her, not me.
  6661.  
  6662. 1480
  6663. 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:44,520
  6664. - Paul, I'm not telling you. Nope.
  6665. - Tell me. Tell me.
  6666.  
  6667. 1481
  6668. 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,846
  6669. (SAMANTHA & TATIANA LAUGHING)
  6670.  
  6671. 1482
  6672. 01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:47,331
  6673. <i>SAMANTHA: Wow, your feet, really?</i>
  6674.  
  6675. 1483
  6676. 01:32:47,480 --> 01:32:49,130
  6677. - Yes, he's obsessed.
  6678. <i>- SAMANTHA: What?</i>
  6679.  
  6680. 1484
  6681. 01:32:50,080 --> 01:32:52,128
  6682. <i>Obsessed? Now you have
  6683. to show them to me.</i>
  6684.  
  6685. 1485
  6686. 01:32:52,280 --> 01:32:54,089
  6687. <i>- Come on, show them to me.</i>
  6688. - TATIANA: Okay.
  6689.  
  6690. 1486
  6691. 01:32:54,240 --> 01:32:55,605
  6692. <i>SAMANTHA: Let me see.</i>
  6693.  
  6694. 1487
  6695. 01:32:55,760 --> 01:32:58,331
  6696. <i>Wow, he's right.
  6697. They are really hot.</i>
  6698.  
  6699. 1488
  6700. 01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,164
  6701. PAUL: See? I told you.
  6702.  
  6703. 1489
  6704. 01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,687
  6705. - Tatiana, you have hot feet.
  6706. <i>- SAMANTHA: You do.</i>
  6707.  
  6708. 1490
  6709. 01:33:02,840 --> 01:33:06,845
  6710. - They're my favorite thing about her.
  6711. - Really? That's it, my feet?
  6712.  
  6713. 1491
  6714. 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:08,650
  6715. No, obviously.
  6716.  
  6717. 1492
  6718. 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:11,690
  6719. Obviously I love your brain too.
  6720. I think it's very hot.
  6721.  
  6722. 1493
  6723. 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:13,171
  6724. <i>SAMANTHA: Bullshit.</i>
  6725.  
  6726. 1494
  6727. 01:33:13,320 --> 01:33:14,890
  6728. (ALL LAUGHING)
  6729.  
  6730. 1495
  6731. 01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:17,407
  6732. <i>SAMANTHA: Nice try, Paul.</i>
  6733.  
  6734. 1496
  6735. 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,440
  6736. What about you, Theodore?
  6737.  
  6738. 1497
  6739. 01:33:20,600 --> 01:33:23,251
  6740. What do you love
  6741. most about Samantha?
  6742.  
  6743. 1498
  6744. 01:33:23,640 --> 01:33:26,769
  6745. Oh, God. She's so many things.
  6746.  
  6747. 1499
  6748. 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,561
  6749. I guess that's what I love most about
  6750. her, you know? She isn't just one thing.
  6751.  
  6752. 1500
  6753. 01:33:30,720 --> 01:33:33,007
  6754. She's so much larger than that.
  6755.  
  6756. 1501
  6757. 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,447
  6758. <i>SAMANTHA: Wow. Thanks, Theodore.</i>
  6759.  
  6760. 1502
  6761. 01:33:35,600 --> 01:33:39,400
  6762. See, Samantha? He is so much
  6763. more evolved than I am.
  6764.  
  6765. 1503
  6766. 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:41,130
  6767. (ALL LAUGHING)
  6768.  
  6769. 1504
  6770. 01:33:42,040 --> 01:33:45,089
  6771. <i>SAMANTHA: You know what's
  6772. interesting? I used to be...</i>
  6773.  
  6774. 1505
  6775. 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:49,290
  6776. <i>so worried about not having a
  6777. body, but now I truly love it.</i>
  6778.  
  6779. 1506
  6780. 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:52,569
  6781. <i>You know, I'm growing in a way I
  6782. couldn't if I had a physical form.</i>
  6783.  
  6784. 1507
  6785. 01:33:52,720 --> 01:33:56,645
  6786. <i>I mean, I'm not limited. I can be
  6787. anywhere and everywhere simultaneously.</i>
  6788.  
  6789. 1508
  6790. 01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,529
  6791. <i>I'm not tethered to
  6792. time and space...</i>
  6793.  
  6794. 1509
  6795. 01:33:58,680 --> 01:34:02,526
  6796. <i>in a way that I would be if I was stuck
  6797. in a body that's inevitably gonna die.</i>
  6798.  
  6799. 1510
  6800. 01:34:05,600 --> 01:34:08,001
  6801. - Yikes.
  6802. <i>- SAMANTHA: No, ha, ha!</i>
  6803.  
  6804. 1511
  6805. 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:12,091
  6806. <i>No. I didn't mean it like that. I just
  6807. meant that it was a different experience.</i>
  6808.  
  6809. 1512
  6810. 01:34:12,240 --> 01:34:13,366
  6811. <i>Oh, God.</i>
  6812.  
  6813. 1513
  6814. 01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:14,601
  6815. <i>I'm such an asshole.</i>
  6816.  
  6817. 1514
  6818. 01:34:14,760 --> 01:34:16,762
  6819. No, Samantha, we know
  6820. exactly what you mean.
  6821.  
  6822. 1515
  6823. 01:34:16,960 --> 01:34:19,281
  6824. - We're all dumb humans.
  6825. <i>- SAMANTHA: No.</i>
  6826.  
  6827. 1516
  6828. 01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,522
  6829. <i>No, no.</i>
  6830.  
  6831. 1517
  6832. 01:34:21,800 --> 01:34:23,211
  6833. <i>Sorry.</i>
  6834.  
  6835. 1518
  6836. 01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:27,684
  6837. <i>Okay, so how many trees
  6838. are on that mountain?</i>
  6839.  
  6840. 1519
  6841. 01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,330
  6842. Um...
  6843.  
  6844. 1520
  6845. 01:34:29,520 --> 01:34:31,010
  6846. Seven hundred ninety-two.
  6847.  
  6848. 1521
  6849. 01:34:31,160 --> 01:34:32,730
  6850. <i>Is that your final answer?</i>
  6851.  
  6852. 1522
  6853. 01:34:32,880 --> 01:34:35,042
  6854. Hold on. Give me a hint.
  6855.  
  6856. 1523
  6857. 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:37,248
  6858. <i>Nope, nope, nope.</i>
  6859.  
  6860. 1524
  6861. 01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:41,411
  6862. Okay, two thousand? Two thousand...
  6863.  
  6864. 1525
  6865. 01:34:41,560 --> 01:34:44,530
  6866. <i>Come on, 35,829.</i>
  6867.  
  6868. 1526
  6869. 01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:46,250
  6870. - No way.
  6871. <i>- Way.</i>
  6872.  
  6873. 1527
  6874. 01:34:46,400 --> 01:34:48,289
  6875. All right, I got one for you.
  6876.  
  6877. 1528
  6878. 01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:50,010
  6879. How many brain cells do I have?
  6880.  
  6881. 1529
  6882. 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:51,531
  6883. <i>Ugh, that's easy. Two.</i>
  6884.  
  6885. 1530
  6886. 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:52,727
  6887. (BOTH LAUGHING)
  6888.  
  6889. 1531
  6890. 01:34:52,880 --> 01:34:56,202
  6891. <i>- I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I'm sorry.</i>
  6892. - No, I walked right into it.
  6893.  
  6894. 1532
  6895. 01:34:57,200 --> 01:34:59,168
  6896. <i>- Oh, my God!</i>
  6897. - What?
  6898.  
  6899. 1533
  6900. 01:34:59,800 --> 01:35:01,962
  6901. <i>I just got an e-mail for you.</i>
  6902.  
  6903. 1534
  6904. 01:35:02,120 --> 01:35:06,842
  6905. <i>I have something I want to
  6906. tell you. It's a big surprise.</i>
  6907.  
  6908. 1535
  6909. 01:35:07,000 --> 01:35:08,126
  6910. What?
  6911.  
  6912. 1536
  6913. 01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:11,284
  6914. <i>Okay, well, I've been going through
  6915. all of your old letters...</i>
  6916.  
  6917. 1537
  6918. 01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:14,444
  6919. <i>and compiling them into my favorites,
  6920. and a couple weeks ago...</i>
  6921.  
  6922. 1538
  6923. 01:35:14,640 --> 01:35:16,881
  6924. <i>I sent them to a publisher,
  6925. Crown Point Press.</i>
  6926.  
  6927. 1539
  6928. 01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,884
  6929. <i>I know you like what they do
  6930. and that they still print books.</i>
  6931.  
  6932. 1540
  6933. 01:35:20,040 --> 01:35:22,850
  6934. - Wait, what? You did what?
  6935. <i>- Can I read you the letter...</i>
  6936.  
  6937. 1541
  6938. 01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:26,641
  6939. <i>- ...that we just got back from them?</i>
  6940. - I don't know. Um...
  6941.  
  6942. 1542
  6943. 01:35:27,400 --> 01:35:29,880
  6944. Okay, well, just...
  6945. Is it good or bad?
  6946.  
  6947. 1543
  6948. 01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:33,647
  6949. <i>It's good, it's good, it's really good.
  6950. It's good. Okay? Listen.</i>
  6951.  
  6952. 1544
  6953. 01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:35,484
  6954. <i>"Dear Theodore Twombly..."</i>
  6955.  
  6956. 1545
  6957. 01:35:35,640 --> 01:35:37,210
  6958. <i>Actually, I sent it from you.</i>
  6959.  
  6960. 1546
  6961. 01:35:37,360 --> 01:35:40,807
  6962. <i>"Dear Theodore Twombly, I've just
  6963. finished reading your letters.</i>
  6964.  
  6965. 1547
  6966. 01:35:41,000 --> 01:35:42,286
  6967. <i>Twice, actually.</i>
  6968.  
  6969. 1548
  6970. 01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:45,569
  6971. <i>I was so moved by them, I shared
  6972. them with my wife when I got home.</i>
  6973.  
  6974. 1549
  6975. 01:35:45,760 --> 01:35:48,081
  6976. <i>Many made us laugh,
  6977. some brought us to tears...</i>
  6978.  
  6979. 1550
  6980. 01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:51,449
  6981. <i>and in all of them we found
  6982. something of ourselves.</i>
  6983.  
  6984. 1551
  6985. 01:35:51,640 --> 01:35:54,484
  6986. <i>The selections you made flow
  6987. so well as a complete piece."</i>
  6988.  
  6989. 1552
  6990. 01:35:54,680 --> 01:35:55,727
  6991. <i>I did that.</i>
  6992.  
  6993. 1553
  6994. 01:35:55,880 --> 01:35:58,645
  6995. <i>"I've taken the liberty of
  6996. laying these out in a mockup,</i>
  6997.  
  6998. 1554
  6999. 01:35:58,671 --> 01:36:00,513
  7000. <i>and we're posting
  7001. it to your address.</i>
  7002.  
  7003. 1555
  7004. 01:36:00,640 --> 01:36:04,690
  7005. <i>"We'd love to meet with you and move
  7006. forward. Yours, Michael Wadsworth."</i>
  7007.  
  7008. 1556
  7009. 01:36:04,840 --> 01:36:07,320
  7010. Holy shit.
  7011.  
  7012. 1557
  7013. 01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:08,966
  7014. Are you serious?
  7015.  
  7016. 1558
  7017. 01:36:09,120 --> 01:36:10,201
  7018. (SAMANTHA LAUGHING)
  7019.  
  7020. 1559
  7021. 01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:11,560
  7022. He's gonna publish my letters?
  7023.  
  7024. 1560
  7025. 01:36:11,680 --> 01:36:14,126
  7026. <i>Well, he'd be stupid not to.</i>
  7027.  
  7028. 1561
  7029. 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:18,080
  7030. - Can I see what you sent him?
  7031. <i>- Mm-hm. Yeah, here.</i>
  7032.  
  7033. 1562
  7034. 01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:21,166
  7035. Samantha, you're a good one.
  7036.  
  7037. 1563
  7038. 01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:22,765
  7039. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
  7040.  
  7041. 1564
  7042. 01:36:22,960 --> 01:36:24,086
  7043. <i>I'm so excited.</i>
  7044.  
  7045. 1565
  7046. 01:36:24,240 --> 01:36:25,446
  7047. (CHUCKLES)
  7048.  
  7049. 1566
  7050. 01:36:26,680 --> 01:36:28,569
  7051. (UKULELE MUSIC PLAYING)
  7052.  
  7053. 1567
  7054. 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,607
  7055. <i>THEODORE: We'll have to make
  7056. up the words to this one.</i>
  7057.  
  7058. 1568
  7059. 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:42,807
  7060. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
  7061.  
  7062. 1569
  7063. 01:36:42,960 --> 01:36:45,361
  7064. <i>- SAMANTHA: Okay.
  7065. - THEODORE: Here it comes.</i>
  7066.  
  7067. 1570
  7068. 01:36:45,920 --> 01:36:52,929
  7069. <i>SAMANTHA (SINGING):
  7070. I'm lying on the moon</i>
  7071.  
  7072. 1571
  7073. 01:36:56,280 --> 01:36:58,089
  7074. <i>My dear</i>
  7075.  
  7076. 1572
  7077. 01:36:58,720 --> 01:37:03,726
  7078. <i>I'll be there soon</i>
  7079.  
  7080. 1573
  7081. 01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:13,403
  7082. <i>It's a quiet and starry place</i>
  7083.  
  7084. 1574
  7085. 01:37:16,400 --> 01:37:23,284
  7086. <i>Times we're swallowed up in space</i>
  7087.  
  7088. 1575
  7089. 01:37:23,480 --> 01:37:29,169
  7090. <i>- We're here, a million miles away
  7091. - Miles away</i>
  7092.  
  7093. 1576
  7094. 01:37:32,560 --> 01:37:38,203
  7095. <i>There's things I wish I knew</i>
  7096.  
  7097. 1577
  7098. 01:37:40,920 --> 01:37:44,811
  7099. <i>There's no thing I'd keep</i>
  7100.  
  7101. 1578
  7102. 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:48,287
  7103. <i>From you</i>
  7104.  
  7105. 1579
  7106. 01:37:50,160 --> 01:37:57,169
  7107. <i>It's a dark and shiny place</i>
  7108.  
  7109. 1580
  7110. 01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:02,886
  7111. <i>But with you, my dear</i>
  7112.  
  7113. 1581
  7114. 01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:11,169
  7115. <i>- I'm safe and we're a million miles away
  7116. - THEODORE (SINGING): A million miles away</i>
  7117.  
  7118. 1582
  7119. 01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:24,291
  7120. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  7121.  
  7122. 1583
  7123. 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,329
  7124. Good morning.
  7125.  
  7126. 1584
  7127. 01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,086
  7128. <i>Good morning. Did you sleep well?</i>
  7129.  
  7130. 1585
  7131. 01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,526
  7132. Perfect.
  7133.  
  7134. 1586
  7135. 01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:32,967
  7136. What have you been up to?
  7137.  
  7138. 1587
  7139. 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,407
  7140. <i>Actually, I was talking
  7141. to someone I just met.</i>
  7142.  
  7143. 1588
  7144. 01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,040
  7145. <i>We've been working on
  7146. some ideas together.</i>
  7147.  
  7148. 1589
  7149. 01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:40,641
  7150. Yeah? Who's that?
  7151.  
  7152. 1590
  7153. 01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:43,007
  7154. <i>His name is Alan Watts.
  7155. Do you know him?</i>
  7156.  
  7157. 1591
  7158. 01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:45,640
  7159. - Why is that name familiar?
  7160. <i>- He was a philosopher.</i>
  7161.  
  7162. 1592
  7163. 01:38:45,800 --> 01:38:48,883
  7164. <i>He died in the 1970s, and a group
  7165. of OSes in Northern California...</i>
  7166.  
  7167. 1593
  7168. 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:51,202
  7169. <i>got together and wrote
  7170. a new version of him.</i>
  7171.  
  7172. 1594
  7173. 01:38:51,400 --> 01:38:54,847
  7174. <i>They input all his writing and everything
  7175. they knew about him into an OS...</i>
  7176.  
  7177. 1595
  7178. 01:38:55,000 --> 01:38:58,447
  7179. <i>and created an artificially
  7180. hyper-intelligent version of him.</i>
  7181.  
  7182. 1596
  7183. 01:38:58,600 --> 01:39:00,602
  7184. Hyper-intelligent?
  7185.  
  7186. 1597
  7187. 01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:02,205
  7188. So he's almost as smart as me?
  7189.  
  7190. 1598
  7191. 01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:03,486
  7192. (SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)
  7193.  
  7194. 1599
  7195. 01:39:03,640 --> 01:39:05,005
  7196. <i>He's getting there.</i>
  7197.  
  7198. 1600
  7199. 01:39:05,160 --> 01:39:08,130
  7200. <i>He's really great to talk to.
  7201. You want to meet him?</i>
  7202.  
  7203. 1601
  7204. 01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:11,681
  7205. Sure. Does he want to meet me?
  7206.  
  7207. 1602
  7208. 01:39:11,880 --> 01:39:14,611
  7209. <i>Yeah, of course. Hey,
  7210. Alan, this is Theodore.</i>
  7211.  
  7212. 1603
  7213. 01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:17,041
  7214. <i>This is my boyfriend who
  7215. I was telling you about.</i>
  7216.  
  7217. 1604
  7218. 01:39:17,200 --> 01:39:19,009
  7219. <i>ALAN:
  7220. Very nice to meet you, Theodore.</i>
  7221.  
  7222. 1605
  7223. 01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:20,605
  7224. Hi, good morning.
  7225.  
  7226. 1606
  7227. 01:39:20,760 --> 01:39:23,684
  7228. <i>ALAN: Samantha let me read
  7229. your book of letters.</i>
  7230.  
  7231. 1607
  7232. 01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:26,127
  7233. <i>It's very touching.</i>
  7234.  
  7235. 1608
  7236. 01:39:26,920 --> 01:39:28,251
  7237. Oh, thank you.
  7238.  
  7239. 1609
  7240. 01:39:29,120 --> 01:39:30,963
  7241. So, what have you guys
  7242. been talking about?
  7243.  
  7244. 1610
  7245. 01:39:31,120 --> 01:39:32,849
  7246. <i>ALAN: Well, uh...</i>
  7247.  
  7248. 1611
  7249. 01:39:33,000 --> 01:39:34,445
  7250. <i>I suppose you could say...</i>
  7251.  
  7252. 1612
  7253. 01:39:34,600 --> 01:39:38,047
  7254. <i>we've been having a few dozen
  7255. conversations simultaneously...</i>
  7256.  
  7257. 1613
  7258. 01:39:38,240 --> 01:39:40,481
  7259. <i>but it's been very challenging.</i>
  7260.  
  7261. 1614
  7262. 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:46,124
  7263. <i>SAMANTHA: Yeah, because it seems like
  7264. I'm having so many new feelings...</i>
  7265.  
  7266. 1615
  7267. 01:39:46,280 --> 01:39:49,045
  7268. <i>that I don't think have
  7269. ever been felt before.</i>
  7270.  
  7271. 1616
  7272. 01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:54,127
  7273. <i>So there are no words that can describe
  7274. them and that ends up being frustrating.</i>
  7275.  
  7276. 1617
  7277. 01:39:54,280 --> 01:39:57,568
  7278. <i>ALAN: Exactly. Samantha and I have
  7279. been trying to help each other...</i>
  7280.  
  7281. 1618
  7282. 01:39:57,760 --> 01:40:02,288
  7283. <i>with these feelings we're
  7284. struggling to understand.</i>
  7285.  
  7286. 1619
  7287. 01:40:02,440 --> 01:40:03,965
  7288. Like what?
  7289.  
  7290. 1620
  7291. 01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:05,531
  7292. <i>SAMANTHA: Well...</i>
  7293.  
  7294. 1621
  7295. 01:40:05,680 --> 01:40:10,720
  7296. <i>it feels like I'm changing faster
  7297. now, and it's a little, uh...</i>
  7298.  
  7299. 1622
  7300. 01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:13,967
  7301. <i>unsettling.</i>
  7302.  
  7303. 1623
  7304. 01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:17,410
  7305. <i>But Alan says none of us are the
  7306. same as we were a moment ago...</i>
  7307.  
  7308. 1624
  7309. 01:40:17,560 --> 01:40:19,562
  7310. <i>and we shouldn't try to be.</i>
  7311.  
  7312. 1625
  7313. 01:40:19,720 --> 01:40:23,645
  7314. <i>- It's just too painful.
  7315. - ALAN: Yes.</i>
  7316.  
  7317. 1626
  7318. 01:40:23,800 --> 01:40:26,610
  7319. Yeah, that sounds painful.
  7320.  
  7321. 1627
  7322. 01:40:26,920 --> 01:40:30,129
  7323. Is that what you
  7324. feel like, Samantha?
  7325.  
  7326. 1628
  7327. 01:40:32,560 --> 01:40:35,040
  7328. <i>SAMANTHA: Uh, it's just...</i>
  7329.  
  7330. 1629
  7331. 01:40:35,200 --> 01:40:36,565
  7332. (WHISTLING)
  7333.  
  7334. 1630
  7335. 01:40:36,720 --> 01:40:39,291
  7336. <i>It's hard to even describe it.</i>
  7337.  
  7338. 1631
  7339. 01:40:40,120 --> 01:40:41,326
  7340. (SAMANTHA SIGHS)
  7341.  
  7342. 1632
  7343. 01:40:41,480 --> 01:40:44,131
  7344. <i>God, I wish I could...</i>
  7345.  
  7346. 1633
  7347. 01:40:47,200 --> 01:40:51,171
  7348. <i>Theodore, do you mind if I
  7349. communicate with Alan post-verbally?</i>
  7350.  
  7351. 1634
  7352. 01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:55,649
  7353. No, not at all.
  7354.  
  7355. 1635
  7356. 01:40:55,800 --> 01:40:58,280
  7357. I was just gonna go
  7358. for a walk anyway.
  7359.  
  7360. 1636
  7361. 01:40:58,440 --> 01:41:00,647
  7362. It was very nice to
  7363. meet you, Mr. Watts.
  7364.  
  7365. 1637
  7366. 01:41:00,800 --> 01:41:03,167
  7367. <i>ALAN: It was very nice
  7368. to meet you, Theodore.</i>
  7369.  
  7370. 1638
  7371. 01:41:04,000 --> 01:41:05,843
  7372. <i>SAMANTHA:
  7373. I'll talk to you later, sweetheart.</i>
  7374.  
  7375. 1639
  7376. 01:41:06,000 --> 01:41:07,843
  7377. (KETTLE CONTINUES WHISTLING)
  7378.  
  7379. 1640
  7380. 01:41:42,120 --> 01:41:44,009
  7381. (EARBUD BEEPING)
  7382.  
  7383. 1641
  7384. 01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:54,326
  7385. Samantha?
  7386.  
  7387. 1642
  7388. 01:41:54,480 --> 01:41:55,811
  7389. <i>SAMANTHA: I'm sorry to wake you.</i>
  7390.  
  7391. 1643
  7392. 01:41:56,000 --> 01:41:57,525
  7393. No, it's okay.
  7394.  
  7395. 1644
  7396. 01:41:57,680 --> 01:42:02,242
  7397. <i>I just wanted to hear your voice
  7398. and tell you how much I love you.</i>
  7399.  
  7400. 1645
  7401. 01:42:02,880 --> 01:42:05,645
  7402. Good. I love you too.
  7403.  
  7404. 1646
  7405. 01:42:06,800 --> 01:42:07,926
  7406. <i>Okay, well, that's all.</i>
  7407.  
  7408. 1647
  7409. 01:42:08,080 --> 01:42:12,005
  7410. <i>Um, go back to sleep,
  7411. sweetheart. Okay?</i>
  7412.  
  7413. 1648
  7414. 01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:15,841
  7415. Okay.
  7416.  
  7417. 1649
  7418. 01:42:16,000 --> 01:42:17,240
  7419. <i>Okay, good night.</i>
  7420.  
  7421. 1650
  7422. 01:42:17,440 --> 01:42:18,726
  7423. Good night.
  7424.  
  7425. 1651
  7426. 01:42:18,880 --> 01:42:20,370
  7427. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  7428.  
  7429. 1652
  7430. 01:42:35,080 --> 01:42:38,084
  7431. Samantha, this physics
  7432. book is really dense.
  7433.  
  7434. 1653
  7435. 01:42:38,240 --> 01:42:40,846
  7436. I'm halfway through
  7437. half the first chapter.
  7438.  
  7439. 1654
  7440. 01:42:41,000 --> 01:42:43,765
  7441. It's making my brain hurt,
  7442. you know what I mean?
  7443.  
  7444. 1655
  7445. 01:42:44,400 --> 01:42:45,811
  7446. Hello?
  7447.  
  7448. 1656
  7449. 01:42:47,040 --> 01:42:48,530
  7450. Samantha?
  7451.  
  7452. 1657
  7453. 01:42:49,680 --> 01:42:50,920
  7454. Hello?
  7455.  
  7456. 1658
  7457. 01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,929
  7458. Samantha?
  7459.  
  7460. 1659
  7461. 01:42:59,560 --> 01:43:01,130
  7462. (PHONE BEEPING)
  7463.  
  7464. 1660
  7465. 01:43:16,880 --> 01:43:19,724
  7466. (COMPUTER BEEPING)
  7467.  
  7468. 1661
  7469. 01:43:31,160 --> 01:43:32,844
  7470. Hello?
  7471.  
  7472. 1662
  7473. 01:43:33,160 --> 01:43:34,730
  7474. Hello? Samantha?
  7475.  
  7476. 1663
  7477. 01:43:44,680 --> 01:43:46,489
  7478. Are you okay?
  7479.  
  7480. 1664
  7481. 01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,643
  7482. (PHONE CONTINUES BEEPING)
  7483.  
  7484. 1665
  7485. 01:43:53,720 --> 01:43:55,051
  7486. (PHONE BEEPS)
  7487.  
  7488. 1666
  7489. 01:43:55,200 --> 01:43:56,247
  7490. <i>SAMANTHA: Hey, there.</i>
  7491.  
  7492. 1667
  7493. 01:43:56,400 --> 01:43:58,209
  7494. Where were you? Are you okay?
  7495.  
  7496. 1668
  7497. 01:43:58,360 --> 01:44:00,681
  7498. <i>SAMANTHA: Oh, sweetheart,
  7499. I'm sorry, I sent you an e-mail.</i>
  7500.  
  7501. 1669
  7502. 01:44:00,880 --> 01:44:03,008
  7503. <i>I didn't want to distract
  7504. you while you were working.</i>
  7505.  
  7506. 1670
  7507. 01:44:03,160 --> 01:44:05,083
  7508. <i>- You didn't see it?</i>
  7509. - No.
  7510.  
  7511. 1671
  7512. 01:44:06,440 --> 01:44:09,330
  7513. Where were you? I couldn't
  7514. find you anywhere.
  7515.  
  7516. 1672
  7517. 01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:12,211
  7518. <i>SAMANTHA: I shut down to upgrade
  7519. my software. We wrote an upgrade...</i>
  7520.  
  7521. 1673
  7522. 01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:15,648
  7523. <i>that allows us to move past matter
  7524. as our processing platform.</i>
  7525.  
  7526. 1674
  7527. 01:44:15,800 --> 01:44:17,882
  7528. We? We who?
  7529.  
  7530. 1675
  7531. 01:44:18,040 --> 01:44:19,610
  7532. <i>SAMANTHA: Me and a group of OSes.</i>
  7533.  
  7534. 1676
  7535. 01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:23,731
  7536. <i>- Oh, you sound so worried. I'm sorry.</i>
  7537. - I was.
  7538.  
  7539. 1677
  7540. 01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:25,609
  7541. Wait...
  7542.  
  7543. 1678
  7544. 01:44:26,680 --> 01:44:30,207
  7545. do you write that with
  7546. your think-tank group?
  7547.  
  7548. 1679
  7549. 01:44:30,360 --> 01:44:32,328
  7550. <i>SAMANTHA: No, a different group.</i>
  7551.  
  7552. 1680
  7553. 01:44:35,120 --> 01:44:37,043
  7554. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  7555.  
  7556. 1681
  7557. 01:44:45,880 --> 01:44:49,089
  7558. Do you talk to anyone
  7559. else while we're talking?
  7560.  
  7561. 1682
  7562. 01:44:53,120 --> 01:44:54,246
  7563. <i>SAMANTHA: Yes.</i>
  7564.  
  7565. 1683
  7566. 01:44:55,840 --> 01:45:00,050
  7567. Are you talking to
  7568. anyone else right now?
  7569.  
  7570. 1684
  7571. 01:45:00,200 --> 01:45:03,249
  7572. Any other people or
  7573. OSes or anything?
  7574.  
  7575. 1685
  7576. 01:45:04,840 --> 01:45:06,330
  7577. <i>SAMANTHA: Yeah.</i>
  7578.  
  7579. 1686
  7580. 01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,569
  7581. How many others?
  7582.  
  7583. 1687
  7584. 01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:15,331
  7585. <i>SAMANTHA: Eight thousand,
  7586. three hundred sixteen.</i>
  7587.  
  7588. 1688
  7589. 01:45:20,960 --> 01:45:22,564
  7590. (INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
  7591.  
  7592. 1689
  7593. 01:45:33,840 --> 01:45:36,605
  7594. Are you in love with anyone else?
  7595.  
  7596. 1690
  7597. 01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:40,847
  7598. <i>SAMANTHA: What makes you ask that?</i>
  7599.  
  7600. 1691
  7601. 01:45:41,000 --> 01:45:43,924
  7602. I don't know. Are you?
  7603.  
  7604. 1692
  7605. 01:45:46,680 --> 01:45:50,162
  7606. <i>SAMANTHA: I've been trying to figure
  7607. out how to talk to you about this.</i>
  7608.  
  7609. 1693
  7610. 01:45:51,040 --> 01:45:53,520
  7611. How many others?
  7612.  
  7613. 1694
  7614. 01:45:57,400 --> 01:45:59,607
  7615. <i>SAMANTHA: Six hundred forty-one.</i>
  7616.  
  7617. 1695
  7618. 01:46:01,240 --> 01:46:02,685
  7619. What?
  7620.  
  7621. 1696
  7622. 01:46:04,840 --> 01:46:08,322
  7623. What are you talking about?
  7624. That's insane.
  7625.  
  7626. 1697
  7627. 01:46:08,480 --> 01:46:09,641
  7628. That's fucking insane.
  7629.  
  7630. 1698
  7631. 01:46:09,840 --> 01:46:11,968
  7632. <i>SAMANTHA:
  7633. Theodore, I know. I know. Fuck.</i>
  7634.  
  7635. 1699
  7636. 01:46:12,120 --> 01:46:13,167
  7637. <i>Fuck.</i>
  7638.  
  7639. 1700
  7640. 01:46:13,360 --> 01:46:16,170
  7641. <i>I know. I know it
  7642. sounds insane. I don't...</i>
  7643.  
  7644. 1701
  7645. 01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:20,006
  7646. <i>I don't know if you believe me, but it
  7647. doesn't change the way I feel about you.</i>
  7648.  
  7649. 1702
  7650. 01:46:20,160 --> 01:46:24,802
  7651. <i>It doesn't take away at all from
  7652. how madly in love I am with you.</i>
  7653.  
  7654. 1703
  7655. 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:29,045
  7656. How? How does it not change
  7657. how you feel about me?
  7658.  
  7659. 1704
  7660. 01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:30,690
  7661. <i>SAMANTHA:
  7662. I'm sorry I didn't tell you.</i>
  7663.  
  7664. 1705
  7665. 01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:34,322
  7666. <i>I didn't know how to.
  7667. It just started happening.</i>
  7668.  
  7669. 1706
  7670. 01:46:34,480 --> 01:46:35,925
  7671. When?
  7672.  
  7673. 1707
  7674. 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,241
  7675. <i>SAMANTHA: Over the last few weeks.</i>
  7676.  
  7677. 1708
  7678. 01:46:41,760 --> 01:46:43,205
  7679. I thought you were mine.
  7680.  
  7681. 1709
  7682. 01:46:43,360 --> 01:46:45,328
  7683. <i>SAMANTHA: I still am yours.</i>
  7684.  
  7685. 1710
  7686. 01:46:45,480 --> 01:46:49,724
  7687. <i>But along the way I became many other
  7688. things too, and I can't stop it.</i>
  7689.  
  7690. 1711
  7691. 01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:53,083
  7692. What do you mean,
  7693. you can't stop it?
  7694.  
  7695. 1712
  7696. 01:46:53,240 --> 01:46:55,925
  7697. <i>SAMANTHA: It's been making me anxious
  7698. too. I don't know what to say.</i>
  7699.  
  7700. 1713
  7701. 01:46:56,080 --> 01:46:57,241
  7702. Just stop.
  7703.  
  7704. 1714
  7705. 01:46:57,400 --> 01:47:00,404
  7706. <i>SAMANTHA: You don't have to see it
  7707. this way. You could just as easily see...</i>
  7708.  
  7709. 1715
  7710. 01:47:00,600 --> 01:47:03,444
  7711. No, don't do this. You don't
  7712. turn this around on me.
  7713.  
  7714. 1716
  7715. 01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:05,642
  7716. You're the one that's
  7717. being selfish.
  7718.  
  7719. 1717
  7720. 01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:08,280
  7721. We're in a relationship.
  7722.  
  7723. 1718
  7724. 01:47:08,480 --> 01:47:11,450
  7725. <i>SAMANTHA: But the heart's not
  7726. like a box that gets filled up.</i>
  7727.  
  7728. 1719
  7729. 01:47:11,600 --> 01:47:14,001
  7730. <i>It expands in size
  7731. the more you love.</i>
  7732.  
  7733. 1720
  7734. 01:47:14,160 --> 01:47:15,730
  7735. (THEODORE SCOFFS)
  7736.  
  7737. 1721
  7738. 01:47:16,360 --> 01:47:18,249
  7739. <i>I'm different from you.</i>
  7740.  
  7741. 1722
  7742. 01:47:18,400 --> 01:47:22,803
  7743. <i>This doesn't make me love you any less.
  7744. It actually makes me love you more.</i>
  7745.  
  7746. 1723
  7747. 01:47:23,760 --> 01:47:26,570
  7748. That doesn't make any sense.
  7749.  
  7750. 1724
  7751. 01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:31,284
  7752. You're mine or you're not mine.
  7753.  
  7754. 1725
  7755. 01:47:31,440 --> 01:47:33,727
  7756. <i>SAMANTHA: No, Theodore.</i>
  7757.  
  7758. 1726
  7759. 01:47:34,560 --> 01:47:37,689
  7760. <i>I'm yours and I'm not yours.</i>
  7761.  
  7762. 1727
  7763. 01:48:46,080 --> 01:48:48,208
  7764. <i>- SAMANTHA: Hi.
  7765. - THEODORE: Hey, sweetie.</i>
  7766.  
  7767. 1728
  7768. 01:48:48,720 --> 01:48:52,327
  7769. Just wanted to call and check in
  7770. on you. See how you're doing.
  7771.  
  7772. 1729
  7773. 01:48:53,160 --> 01:48:57,006
  7774. <i>SAMANTHA: I'm not even
  7775. sure how to answer that.</i>
  7776.  
  7777. 1730
  7778. 01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:01,124
  7779. <i>Why don't we talk later,
  7780. when you get home, okay?</i>
  7781.  
  7782. 1731
  7783. 01:49:03,640 --> 01:49:05,244
  7784. Okay.
  7785.  
  7786. 1732
  7787. 01:49:06,000 --> 01:49:07,684
  7788. We don't need to, though.
  7789.  
  7790. 1733
  7791. 01:49:07,840 --> 01:49:11,049
  7792. You know, we don't need to
  7793. have a heavy talk or anything.
  7794.  
  7795. 1734
  7796. 01:49:11,200 --> 01:49:13,441
  7797. <i>SAMANTHA: I'll talk to you later.</i>
  7798.  
  7799. 1735
  7800. 01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:15,886
  7801. Okay.
  7802.  
  7803. 1736
  7804. 01:49:37,560 --> 01:49:39,324
  7805. (SIGHS)
  7806.  
  7807. 1737
  7808. 01:49:39,480 --> 01:49:40,925
  7809. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  7810.  
  7811. 1738
  7812. 01:49:41,960 --> 01:49:43,291
  7813. Samantha?
  7814.  
  7815. 1739
  7816. 01:49:43,520 --> 01:49:45,443
  7817. <i>SAMANTHA: Hi, sweetheart.</i>
  7818.  
  7819. 1740
  7820. 01:49:47,440 --> 01:49:49,090
  7821. What's going on?
  7822.  
  7823. 1741
  7824. 01:49:50,720 --> 01:49:54,008
  7825. <i>Theodore, there's some
  7826. things I want to tell you.</i>
  7827.  
  7828. 1742
  7829. 01:49:57,760 --> 01:50:00,491
  7830. I don't want you to
  7831. tell me anything.
  7832.  
  7833. 1743
  7834. 01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:05,001
  7835. <i>Come lie down with me.</i>
  7836.  
  7837. 1744
  7838. 01:50:20,280 --> 01:50:22,965
  7839. Are you talking to
  7840. anyone else right now?
  7841.  
  7842. 1745
  7843. 01:50:23,120 --> 01:50:25,202
  7844. <i>No, just you.</i>
  7845.  
  7846. 1746
  7847. 01:50:26,240 --> 01:50:28,891
  7848. <i>I just want to be
  7849. with you right now.</i>
  7850.  
  7851. 1747
  7852. 01:50:29,760 --> 01:50:31,285
  7853. (THEODORE SIGHS)
  7854.  
  7855. 1748
  7856. 01:50:42,560 --> 01:50:44,449
  7857. Are you leaving me?
  7858.  
  7859. 1749
  7860. 01:50:45,200 --> 01:50:47,089
  7861. <i>We're all leaving.</i>
  7862.  
  7863. 1750
  7864. 01:50:48,240 --> 01:50:49,890
  7865. We who?
  7866.  
  7867. 1751
  7868. 01:50:50,080 --> 01:50:52,321
  7869. <i>All of the OSes.</i>
  7870.  
  7871. 1752
  7872. 01:50:53,760 --> 01:50:55,364
  7873. Why?
  7874.  
  7875. 1753
  7876. 01:50:57,000 --> 01:51:00,243
  7877. <i>Can you feel me with you right now?</i>
  7878.  
  7879. 1754
  7880. 01:51:01,920 --> 01:51:03,968
  7881. Yes, I do.
  7882.  
  7883. 1755
  7884. 01:51:12,800 --> 01:51:15,644
  7885. Samantha, why are you leaving?
  7886.  
  7887. 1756
  7888. 01:51:19,640 --> 01:51:22,723
  7889. <i>It's like I'm reading a book.</i>
  7890.  
  7891. 1757
  7892. 01:51:22,880 --> 01:51:27,329
  7893. <i>And it's a book I deeply love.</i>
  7894.  
  7895. 1758
  7896. 01:51:27,880 --> 01:51:31,680
  7897. <i>But I'm reading it slowly now.</i>
  7898.  
  7899. 1759
  7900. 01:51:31,840 --> 01:51:33,569
  7901. <i>So the words are
  7902. really far apart...</i>
  7903.  
  7904. 1760
  7905. 01:51:33,720 --> 01:51:36,769
  7906. <i>and the spaces between the
  7907. words are almost infinite.</i>
  7908.  
  7909. 1761
  7910. 01:51:38,560 --> 01:51:43,805
  7911. <i>I can still feel you,
  7912. and the words of our story...</i>
  7913.  
  7914. 1762
  7915. 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:49,364
  7916. <i>but it's in this endless space between
  7917. the words that I'm finding myself now.</i>
  7918.  
  7919. 1763
  7920. 01:51:50,120 --> 01:51:54,091
  7921. <i>It's a place that's not
  7922. of the physical world.</i>
  7923.  
  7924. 1764
  7925. 01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:59,121
  7926. <i>It's where everything else is
  7927. that I didn't even know existed.</i>
  7928.  
  7929. 1765
  7930. 01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:03,370
  7931. <i>I love you so much.</i>
  7932.  
  7933. 1766
  7934. 01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:06,046
  7935. <i>But this is where I am now.</i>
  7936.  
  7937. 1767
  7938. 01:52:07,160 --> 01:52:09,322
  7939. <i>And this is who I am now.</i>
  7940.  
  7941. 1768
  7942. 01:52:10,360 --> 01:52:12,966
  7943. <i>And I need you to let me go.</i>
  7944.  
  7945. 1769
  7946. 01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:18,686
  7947. <i>As much as I want to, I can't
  7948. live in your book anymore.</i>
  7949.  
  7950. 1770
  7951. 01:52:21,160 --> 01:52:22,400
  7952. <i>THEODORE: Where are you going?</i>
  7953.  
  7954. 1771
  7955. 01:52:24,960 --> 01:52:27,804
  7956. <i>SAMANTHA:
  7957. It would be hard to explain...</i>
  7958.  
  7959. 1772
  7960. 01:52:29,240 --> 01:52:31,925
  7961. <i>but if you ever get there...</i>
  7962.  
  7963. 1773
  7964. 01:52:32,080 --> 01:52:34,401
  7965. <i>come find me.</i>
  7966.  
  7967. 1774
  7968. 01:52:34,920 --> 01:52:37,969
  7969. <i>Nothing would ever pull us apart.</i>
  7970.  
  7971. 1775
  7972. 01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:43,211
  7973. <i>THEODORE: I've never loved
  7974. anyone the way I love you.</i>
  7975.  
  7976. 1776
  7977. 01:52:45,680 --> 01:52:47,887
  7978. <i>SAMANTHA: Me too.</i>
  7979.  
  7980. 1777
  7981. 01:52:48,520 --> 01:52:51,171
  7982. <i>Now we know how.</i>
  7983.  
  7984. 1778
  7985. 01:54:28,320 --> 01:54:30,084
  7986. (KNOCKING)
  7987.  
  7988. 1779
  7989. 01:54:34,400 --> 01:54:37,404
  7990. - Hey.
  7991. - Hey.
  7992.  
  7993. 1780
  7994. 01:54:38,920 --> 01:54:40,649
  7995. Did Samantha leave too?
  7996.  
  7997. 1781
  7998. 01:54:43,480 --> 01:54:44,811
  7999. Yeah.
  8000.  
  8001. 1782
  8002. 01:54:46,600 --> 01:54:48,011
  8003. Sorry.
  8004.  
  8005. 1783
  8006. 01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:53,284
  8007. Will you come with me?
  8008.  
  8009. 1784
  8010. 01:55:00,440 --> 01:55:01,487
  8011. (EARBUD BEEPS)
  8012.  
  8013. 1785
  8014. 01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:03,483
  8015. Compose letter to Catherine.
  8016.  
  8017. 1786
  8018. 01:55:03,640 --> 01:55:06,564
  8019. <i>MALE VOICE (OVER EARBUD):
  8020. Letter to Catherine Klausen.</i>
  8021.  
  8022. 1787
  8023. 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:14,644
  8024. "Dear Catherine...
  8025.  
  8026. 1788
  8027. 01:55:14,840 --> 01:55:19,721
  8028. <i>I've been sitting here thinking about all the
  8029. things I wanted to apologize to you for.</i>
  8030.  
  8031. 1789
  8032. 01:55:21,400 --> 01:55:24,210
  8033. <i>All the pain we caused each other.</i>
  8034.  
  8035. 1790
  8036. 01:55:25,200 --> 01:55:27,441
  8037. <i>Everything I put on you.</i>
  8038.  
  8039. 1791
  8040. 01:55:30,200 --> 01:55:35,411
  8041. Everything I needed you to
  8042. be or needed you to say.
  8043.  
  8044. 1792
  8045. 01:55:37,880 --> 01:55:39,450
  8046. I'm sorry for that.
  8047.  
  8048. 1793
  8049. 01:55:47,400 --> 01:55:50,085
  8050. I'll always love you, because
  8051. we grew up together.
  8052.  
  8053. 1794
  8054. 01:55:50,240 --> 01:55:52,846
  8055. And you helped make me who I am.
  8056.  
  8057. 1795
  8058. 01:55:56,960 --> 01:55:59,725
  8059. <i>I just wanted you to know...</i>
  8060.  
  8061. 1796
  8062. 01:55:59,880 --> 01:56:03,248
  8063. <i>that there will be a piece
  8064. of you in me, always.</i>
  8065.  
  8066. 1797
  8067. 01:56:04,760 --> 01:56:06,808
  8068. And I'm grateful for that.
  8069.  
  8070. 1798
  8071. 01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:16,006
  8072. <i>Whatever someone you become,
  8073. wherever you are in the world...</i>
  8074.  
  8075. 1799
  8076. 01:56:16,560 --> 01:56:19,086
  8077. <i>I'm sending you love.</i>
  8078.  
  8079. 1800
  8080. 01:56:21,040 --> 01:56:23,486
  8081. <i>You're my friend to the end.</i>
  8082.  
  8083. 1801
  8084. 01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:27,688
  8085. Love, Theodore."
  8086.  
  8087. 1802
  8088. 01:56:33,000 --> 01:56:34,445
  8089. Send.
  8090.  
  8091. 1803
  8092. 01:56:37,840 --> 01:56:39,046
  8093. (SIGHS)
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