Listen to Smarty 3

>You are Listen, a Smarty Friend
>After a long night of dealing with screaming foals and whining fluffies, you finally managed to fall asleep
>You are in the middle of a wonderful dream of chasing a beautiful mare who promises you some magical food called sketties when suddenly you feel something poking you repeatedly in the belly
>You crankily rouse from your slumber to see Ice bumping you with her nose
>Apparently being a bad fluffy for the night has not improved her behavior
>She gives a big smile when she sees your eyes start to focus, apparently missing the annoyance you're trying to convey
"Smawty fwiend awake! Fwuffies gu ousside now?"
>You're about to relabel her a bad fluffy to the herd when you glance outside and notice the glowy ball is much higher in the sky then usual
>You look around the cave and see your entire herd looking anxiously at you, waiting for permission to be let out
>Well what do you know, you overslept and your herd still waited like good fluffies
"Wet Smawty chek fow munstas fiwst."
>You slowly stand up and waddle a little bit outside the cave, scanning the horizon for anything off
>Everything looks clear and your ears aren't hearing anything unusual, looks like its safe
>You turn back into the cave to let the all clear, when the pungent smell of fluffy waste fills your nostrils
>Apparently you weren't the only fluffy who had an accident last night
"Aww fwuffies need cwean poopies fwom cabe, den fwuffies ged tu pway and eat."
>The entire herd groans a little; a blue unicorn with a white mane begins to look very panicky
"Buh- but poopies nu weave wen Waindwop ask! Poopies meanie!"
>It's a fair point, poopies are notoriously stubborn
"Den fwuffies mek poopies weabe! Smawty and hewd push poopies outta cabe!"
>Raindrop looks more horrified then Barney did when you kicked Peach
"Buh- buh- buh- but den Waindwop nu smell pwetty!"
>Deciding it is too early to put up with a wuss like Raindrop, you stomp over to the frightened-looking unicorn and look him dead in the eye
"Is Waindwop a BAD FWUFFY?"
"…Nuuu..."
"Den. Waindwop. Cwean. Poopies."
>Raindrop immediately drops his head and starts looking for poopies to clean, a quick glance at the rest of the herd sends them scurrying off to do the same
>After making the cave as clean as fluffies can, the herd finally exits the cave
>You set your self up in your usual spot, a nice large rock overlooking your herd's play area
>You enjoy the feel of the sun on your back and the warm stone on your belly as you watch over  your herd
>Strangely though, the herd isn't playing
>Most of herd is either pawing at the grass or looking at you
"Wat wong?"
"Fwuffies hungy, wan nummies"
>You wonder why they don't eat the grass, but a closer look tells you why: the grass has gotten too short in your play place, your herd needs to let it grow some more before its good nummies again
>A pink pegasus with a purple mane steps meekly steps forward from the herd, though he cowers and shakes the moment you look at him
"F-Fweddy know whewe nuu nummies awe… M-mebeh Smawty an' hewd cum a-an' eat dem?"
>The herd becomes excited at the idea of new food and you even find yourself smiling at Freddy
>You like Freddy: he's obedient, quiet, and always finding food for the herd
>Freddy lets out a small squeak as Ice tackles him and starts hugging the daylights out of him
"Ice wuv Fweddy! Speshal fwiend su smawty!"
>Yep, the only downside of Freddy is his taste in mares
>The herd has devolved into a giant hugpile on top of Freddy, which dies down a little as you stand up and spread your tiny wings
"Hewd wissen tu Smawty! Fweddy wead Smawty an' stawwions tu nuu nummies. Bawney an' Waindwop, stay an' watch mawes an' mummas!"
>The herd cheers with one exception
"Ice nu wan' stay! Ice nee' pwotect speshal fwiend!"
>You moan internally
> Bringing Ice along is a bad idea, she's very loud and gets distracted easily, which is not going to be good if there are any monsters near Freddy's new nummies
"Nu, Smawty nee' Ice tu… tu pwotect mummas! Ice supah bwabe fwuffy, Smawty nee' Ice tu be hewe in case munstas cum!"
>Ice looks a little unsure
"Weww… otay, if Smawty nee' Ice stay, den Ice stay. Smawty keep Fweddy saf'?"
"Smawty mek suwe Fweddy saf', bwing Fweddy bak tu Ice."
>With another problem resolved, you set off with Freddy and more then two groups of two stallions to find new nummies for the rest of your herd
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>You are Raindrop, a unicorn fluffy
>And your hooves are dirty
>Your dummy Smarty Friend made you push your dummy herd's dummy poopies out your dummy cave and now your hooves don't smell pretty
>You're currently trying to lick the poopies off your hooves, trying not to gag on the taste
>You don't like being dirty
>Dadda didn't like you being dirty
>You miss Dadda
>You remember when the nice Hooman lady gave you to Dadda, said you were part of Dadda's "Thew-wa-pee"
>Dadda's home was so clean and smelled so pretty, always gave you baths and nummies
>But then you made bad poopies and Dadda got mad
>He chased you out of his home, called you "veer-men", told you never to come back
>Then you met the Meanie Smarty Friend
>You shudder, you HATED the Meanie Friend, so meanie, so dirty
>You were glad when hoomans made him take big sleep
>Then for awhile, things were better
>You were Smarty Friend, made herd keep clean, made herd take baths
>Knew if herd kept clean and good, you'd all get Hooman Mommas and Daddas
>But then dummy Listen ruined everything
"WAINDWOOOOOOOP!"
>You look up from your cleaning to see a gray pegasus with a green mane charging towards you from across the field
>You wave to the mare, waiting for the inevitable-
>The mare trips and faceplants into the dirt
"Owies."
>If there's one thing you like about Moss, it's that she's predictable
>You watch Moss sit up, rub her face a bit, and then resume her charge again, only to trip once more
"Owies."
>After the third trip, you finally get up and walk over to the clumsy pegasus
"Wai Moss yewwing?"
>Moss stops rubbing her face and gives you the biggest smile she can muster
"Moss see pwetty fwowa! Wan' teww Waindwop aww abou' it!"
>Moss is bouncing up and down, clearly excited to tell you all about it
>All you can see is all the dirt that now clings to her fluff
"Awwight, teww Waindwop abou' fwowa whiwe Waindwop gwoom Moss."
"Yay! Tank yuu Waindwop!"
>You sigh internally as you begin licking the dirt off of Moss' coat; you wish she'd keep herself clean
>Still, you are grateful you met her
>Without Moss, you might never have made it back into your herd
>After Listen drove you off, you followed your herd in secret
>You wanted to take them back to the city so they could get Hooman Mommas and Daddas, but dummy Listen made your herd act meanie to you
>Then you met Moss, a forest fluffy who'd lost her herd
>The smell of her made you gag, but you were both desperate for warmth during the dark times
>You don't know why, but after several dark times, your herd didn't recognize you, not even dummy Listen!
>You told them your name was Raindrop, and they welcomed you into the herd with giant huggies
>You do miss being Marc
>Gotta be patient though, wait for your herd to get tired of following to dummy Listen, then take back your herd, go back to city, get herd Mommas and Daddas, and be Marc again
>You finish licking the dirt off of Moss
"Moss aww pwetty now."
>She beams and hugs you
"Tank yuu speshal fwiend."
>You smile
>She does smell good when she's clean