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tirkaroKujo: 	hold yo britches now, gonna fetch dat map
Phatthrice: 	hold my bitches?
Phatthrice: 	I can't (D)
Phatthrice: 	That's my damn problem (D)
Phatthrice: 	*eats moar pizza*
Phatthrice: 	tirk just cannot into maps
tirkaroKujo: 	Course not
MarthTrinity: 	Where spaw-ohgodiwentblind
Phatthrice: 	infiddle
tirkaroKujo: 	wait a minnit as I now actually populate the damn place
tirkaroKujo: 	Because I did not actually save it
Phatthrice: 	; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
Phatthrice: 	rapidfiring colon
Phatthrice: 	not pleasant
tirkaroKujo: 	Now errything's fit as a fiddle
tirkaroKujo: 	Ya'll niggas spawn near Sen as per usual
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Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
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	Haze: 	Is this world gonna flip on its goddamned axis every time we enter a new area?
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	*Phew* Finally sweet to take in that village air after wreckin' it in the wild for so long!
	Nendo: 	Drinks. I need 'em. Now
	Sen: 	Haaa...haaa, okay, this should be it. Now where's the closest Inn?
	Hendrix: 	Right...I think I'll join you in that. But first...
Hendrix: (( I assume his name is Helio ))
Hendrix: (( but I swear to got it just looks like Hello ))
tirkaroKujo: 	m
	Sen: 	Excuse me, sir, do you know where the Inn is?!
	Helio: 	Gwuh? The Inn? You some kinda tourist!? Oh right, I forget this place is essentially a Kilad-pit stop or something.
	Helio: 	Uh, right down below over there. Can't miss it.
	Sen: 	*Runs in place with Ci in arms* Thanks a bunch!
	Hendrix: 	Er...that's probably not good for her...
	Ci: 	*face on fire* (This is so embarrassing...)
Hendrix: (( THIS IS WHAT YOU GET YOU BITCH ))
Hendrix: (( FOR PUSHING KARSAI OUT OF BED THAT ONE TIME (D) ))
	Helio: 	And I assume you folks have some business here as well?
Hendrix: (( WHEN HE WAS 1 HP FROM DEATH ))
	Hendrix: 	Shops. All kinds of shops....where are they? I'm basically out of supplies///
	Hendrix: 	...*
	Sen: 	*Huff* Excuse me!
	Haze: 	Stupid fucking giant thing...
	Cassandra: 	Ah! Watch where you're running!
	Hendrix: 	Er...anyways, could you tell me where the shops are?
	Helio: 	EEeh, shops? Always with them shops ain't it? Anyway, should be right next to the Inn down there. It's split into two as per the usual standard for some bizarre reason.
	Hendrix: 	Okay...next, the tavern?
	Sen: 	*Quickly pays for the room to the faceless innkeeper and runs to her room*
tirkaroKujo: 	Faceless Innkeeper: I GETS NO RESPECT I SAY (mad)
	Sen: 	*Places Ci on the bed* THERE! Hopefully I didn't damage anything on the way!
	Helio: 	Tavern should be right above it. Right next to all the barrels.
	Ci: 	*sniff*...thanks Sen...I really appreciate it..
	Haze: 	Coolio. Let's go.
	Hendrix: 	First, supplies, then we can get drunk...
	Hendrix: 	*turns on Grid*
Hendrix: (( I thought that was an old man at first ))
Hendrix: (( instead it's just a cat ))
	Sen: 	You are most certainly welcome! Actually, I still can't really pay off the gratitude I owe you! Just be sure to rest for the day, okay?
	Haze: 	Yo! How's it hangin, cat dude?
Haze: (( MOVE ))
Haze: (( WHY ARE YOU RIGHT ABOVE IMPERSONATE ))
Haze: (( FUCK YOU MOVE ))
	Barney: 	EEeeh, welcome Mr. Hartmann and scary cat. You gonna buy anything or not?
	Hendrix: 	But you're...a...okay. Yes, we plan to...
	Hendrix: 	*checks what cat dude has*
	Haze: 	I'm not...that scary...
	Ci: 	*curls up under sheets* Yeah...of course...I..really can't take any credit for what happened at the castle though...that was mostly Re-...Hendrix..
Hendrix: (( at least I didn't use Hugh ))
Hendrix: (( I'd just be Purple instead ))
	Hendrix: 	*WHAT DOES CAT DUDE HAVE?*
Hendrix: (( does he have TINY ASS SHOVELS? ))
Hendrix: (( cause I just need a fucking tiny shovel ))
Hendrix: (( that costs -10 GP- ))
Hendrix: (( to use Create Pit ))
Hendrix: (( blanket? 5 sp ))
Hendrix: (( Flint and steel? 1 gp ))
Hendrix: (( BUT A FUCKING SHOVEL ))
Hendrix: (( OH HELL NO, YOU'RE PAYIN OUT THE ASS FOR THAT ))
Hendrix: (( IT'S EVEN TINY (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*The cat dude's catalogue includes a +9 Masterwork Crossbow, a stock of Cure Light Wounds potions, Crossbow Bolts, a few Lances, Pass Without Trace potion, Various silverware, Pitchforks, an Abacus, rows of empty Glass Bottles, a Blanket, Candles, Folding Chairs, an Iron Spike, Ink, 10+ Melee Mwk Battleaxe, +9 Dagger, and a +7 Mwk Spear.
Hendrix: (( hm ))
	Sen: 	Well, it was still a nice gesture to take me with you....if I stayed there, I probably wouldn't have made it....
	Sen: 	I find it amazing that you actually still cared for me, even after I went crazy....
Hendrix: (( How much does the spear cost? (HMM) ))
	Ci: 	I...was admittedly a bit cautious after you punched me in the gut and I could taste my own stomach...heh...but I'm glad you're with us now.
tirkaroKujo: 	26 gp
Hendrix: (( does he have any pens to go with that ink ))
Hendrix: (( IE quills ))
Hendrix: (( oh, no, inkpens exist ))
	Sen: 	Oh..did it really hurt that bad? Well, I'm sorry!
Hendrix: (( I assume the dip kind ))
	Sen: 	I really have no idea what came over me there....
	Ci: 	I'm only exagerating, didn't hurt too bad..
tirkaroKujo: 	He does indeed have a whole row of Quill pens to go with that ink, costs 4 cp each.
Hendrix: (( well they're cheaper than an inkpen ))
Hendrix: (( ink I assume costs the regular 8 fuckin gp ))
Hendrix: (( how much are the CLW potions btw ))
	Sen: 	Ye-yeah, I know, my punches must mean nothing to you! You're far stronger than anyone I know!
tirkaroKujo: 	40 gp
Hendrix: (( each?! ))
tirkaroKujo: 	yep
Hendrix: (( holy shit ))
Hendrix: (( I should be selling those fuckers ))
tirkaroKujo: 	that's actually lower than the default price
Hendrix: (( mippo ))
Hendrix: (( and bolts are... ))
	Ci: 	W-..well they hurt but...I was trying to not make you feel bad...
Hendrix: (( 10 to a gp right ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah pretty much
	Hendrix: 	Alright...I'm going to need that spear... and I'll take the bottle of ink, four quills, and..uh.... just how many bolts do you have?
	Sen: 	Make me feel bad? Actually, yeah, I still feel pretty bad for what I did before...still, that's all mud in the water at this point, right?
	Barney: 	Bolts? Right now got a stock of about 60. Should be gettin' more next thursday.
	Hendrix: 	Well...I won't be here then...give me every one you've got, I suppose. We're going to need them, at the rate Ci uses the things...
	Ci: 	I think you mean water under the bridge, hehe. But of course...I think we're both sorta thinking of each other the same way...cause to me you seem really strong...I mean, I'm a freakin ninja and I've never seen someone jump like you do..
	Hendrix: 	You..have a quiver or something to store them in that I could buy along with them?
	Barney: 	ALL of 'em eh? Well sure, here ya go.
Hendrix: (( oh wait ))
Hendrix: (( nvm ))
Hendrix: (( eh whatever ))
Hendrix: (( javequiver 9000 would be too big ))
Hendrix: (( how much does the quiver cost ))
	Barney: 	A quiver? Well, uh, sure, here's one but it'll cost 10 gp. Holds bout 100 at a time.
Hendrix: (( or is it just free since I'm buying 60 of the fucking things ))
Hendrix: (( oh lord (CRS) ))
	Hendrix: 	Alright....
	Hendrix: 	« 26+8+6+10 = 26 + 8 + 6 + 10 = 50 »
Hendrix: (( damn ))
Hendrix: (( and then 12 cp for the quills ))
	Sen: 	Uh, right! Jumping is quite a useful skill when working at the Ghost House, you never know just what'll come up from under you! though I guess all those skills are moot at this point....
	Sen: 	So uh, what's it like being a Ninja? Travelling the world and all?
	Barney: 	Cha-ching! Alright, here's all your crap!
	Barney: 	Be sure to take good care of it now, cuz there ain't no refunds round here!
	Ci: 	I'm...still not terribly used to it...wait...you don't know...we never told you...*frown*
	Hendrix: 	I would...assume not...
	Sen: 	Never told me what? Don't be afraid to say something! Um, unless it really makes you feel uncomfortable...
	Ci: 	It doesn't...but you might think I'm crazy, hehe...
	Sen: 	Crazy?! Why I would never think anything of the sort!
	Sen: 	Heck, I've spent my whole life around spirits, so I know what crazy really is!
	Hendrix: 	Actually...
	Barney: 	Mmm?
	Hendrix: 	You know what? I've got these herbs on me...Belladona, and they're very rare and useful if mixed right, but I just do not have a need for them. Do you think you could buy them? Or know anyone who could?
	Ci: 	....Well...*pokes fingers together*...I'm not from here, I don't know how far I am from well..."home"...but to answer your question, it's scary not knowing where I am...*sits up and holds onto knees* It's sorta...scary...adventuring...
	Barney: 	Bahaha, Belladonna? Actually, I got a pal up in Kibarryng who might be interested. Sure, I'll buy 'em off you for a GP a pop.
Hendrix: (( one gp?! (D) ))
Barney: (( that's the market price (HIPPO) ))
Hendrix: (( try -100- (D) ))
	Barney: 	Herb/Plant, Belladonna 2 gp
Barney: (( * ))
Hendrix: (( the dicks (D) ))
Barney: (( http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/goods-and-services#H ))
	Hendrix: 	Belladonna ingested 14 10 min. 1/min. for 6 min. 1d2 Str, see text 1 save 100 gp
Hendrix: (( these two sites just hate each other ))
Sen: (( mayhaps ))
Sen: (( but too bad, rule zero in effect starting now ))
Hendrix: (( (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( then forget I said anything (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( I was expecting you to tone the price down, but not that much hippo ))
Hendrix: (( We might need werewolf cures someday anyhow ))
	Sen: 	Ah..AH! Really? Actually, it is pretty terrifying to go to the outside world after being sheltered for so long...still, what brought you to go all the way out here then? Must be for something important!
	Hendrix: 	*goes to inn to drop off Ci's bolts*
Hendrix: (( er ))
Hendrix: (( enter from where ))
Hendrix: (( the bottom I assume? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	sure whynaut
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	Ci: 	Well it's not really by choice...Hendrix has the same deal goin on...we just sort of appeared here...
	Hendrix: 	*gets info from faceless keeper of the inn*
	Sen: 	N-not by choice? You mean y-you were forced here!? Th-that's just terrible!
	Hendrix: 	There you are.
	Sen: 	FWAH! Oh, you scared me there!
	Hendrix: 	Uh..sorry....
	Sen: 	Hendrix, is it true that you were somehow forced all the way out here!?
	Hendrix: 	All the way....well... a little further than just that, but....I suppose...
	Hendrix: 	I guess we never did explain it to you...
	Sen: 	Bu-but by what? By whom?
	Hendrix: 	Er...
	Ci: 	I just started...*looks down at sheets*
	Hendrix: 	Well you probably thought I was just crazy...
	Hendrix: 	But when I said that Haze would go back to Death...? I...wasn't kidding...
	Haze: 	No shit.
	Haze: 	Not exactly a fun fuckin guy.
	Sen: 	You started what? Oh, I'm sorry, I'm getting confused already!
Hendrix: (( telling you ))
Hendrix: (( I..would have thought that was obvious there (WARY) ))
	Sen: 	Back to....death? You mean, the grim reaper or something?
	Haze: 	Massive pile o bones.
	Ci: 	Well from what I know...basically...Hendrix is from a different world from this one. And I'm from a different world than both of you...and...well...apparently our worlds were destroyed...so now we've been put here to stop this big badguy who wants to destroy all the worlds...and will if we don't stop him within three years...
	Ci: 	I know how crazy that sounds....
	Haze: 	Well his "official" name is Death "Master" Higgens the 7th, as he constantly goddamned reminds me.
	Sen: 	Different...world.....destroyed...? *Dumbstruck*
	Ci: 	I know how crazy that sounds...and if I were in your shoes I dunno if I'd believe me either...
	Sen: 	Actually, I think I read about this once, something about differing worlds and such...but that's about as far as I can follow you...
	Hendrix: 	Hahh....good riddance to it...But...yes, that's all true...
	Sen: 	Wait, so you're telling me...you live in a different world...and it was d-destroyed?
	Sen: 	All of it?
	Ci: 	*sniff*...Y-...yeah...
	Sen: 	*Tears up* Th-th-th-that sounds.....TERRIBLE!
	Sen: 	*Runs up and hugs The Ninja* I'm so sorry! *Sob*
	Ci: 	....*sniff*...*sniff*...*sobs* I-...I just wanna go home...!
	Sen: 	*Sniff* I-it's all right! It-it's gonna be ok-okay! *Cry*
	Hendrix: 	Er...right...Well...I'm sorry to have depressed you....
	Sen: 	*Hugs a bit tighter, pats on back* It's alright! Ju-just relax! *Cries*
	Hendrix: 	Right..haha...I guess I'll take my leave, then...and here are some bolts, Ci. I'll...see you two later. *assumes she told us she was out hippo*
Hendrix: (( I'll give you 50, since I barely use this thing ))
	Ci: 	*sniff* T-...thanks Hendrix...I'm sorry....
Hendrix: (( how the fuc ))
Hendrix: (( k ))
	Sen: 	*Holds in tears this time* It's okay...*pats on back some more* It's all okay...
Hendrix: (( did I have the same fucking weight now as I did before when I had my javelins (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( well whatever, I'll take it ))
tirkaroKujo: 	obv
Phatthrice: 	*GOES STRAIGHT TO BAR*
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Phatthrice: 	........................
Ci: (( Wat. ))
Phatthrice: 	That is indeed a four-armed bar maid.
Phatthrice: 	The shit.
Phatthrice: 	I think my hands were one key to the right or some shit
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Tokens dropped onto map 'Moody Blues Bar'
tirkaroKujo: 	PC just orgasmed at the sight of the 4-armed bar maid
Hendrix: (( hippo ))
	Koraugh: 	So if ya REALLY wanna deal with Stone Golems, ya gotta swing it around like THIS! *Makes gesture*
	Hogan: 	Yes, yes, I know, can't I just drink already?
Hendrix: (( two open seats ))
Hendrix: (( one with random people ))
Hendrix: (( one with other random people ))
	Nendo: 	*Chugs down mug* GULP GULP GULP GULP
	Ci: 	You can go with them if you want Sen...I don't want you having to sit around here and be bored...
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	You sure you should be drinkin' that fast buddy?
	Sen: 	N-no way! I'll stay right here if I have to!
	Sen: 	If I go out, there's no way I'll be able to think about anything else but you anyway.
	Hendrix: 	Right...strongest ale you've got, three pints to start. And, uh, what do you want, Haze?
	Ci: 	*face turns red* Y-...you sure?
	Haze: 	Er...same, I guess. But only two.
	Hendrix: 	Really? You've never been one to drink so much...
	Haze: 	I've spent the past few nights talking with a giant talking pile of bones, so I'll take whatever I damn well please, thanks.
Haze: (( -talking ))
	Maya: 	5 pints? That'll be 75 cp then.
Hendrix: (( which is... 7 sp and 5 cp ))
Maya: (( indeed ))
	Hendrix: 	*hands over the money*
	Maya: 	Be sure not to get the place messy now 'andsome *takes money*
	Maya: 	*WITH THIRD ARM*
Hendrix: (( I think SHE'S the "hand-some" one (D) ))
	Hendrix: 	Er...right. Thank you.
Hendrix: (( let us see who I sit with ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d2 = 1 »
	Sen: 	I'm positive! I'll stay with you here all day! I'll even sleep right next to you if it makes you feel better!
Hendrix: (( so the two faggots on the left then ))
	Hendrix: 	Anyone sitting here?
	Koraugh: 	OKAY! So now that you've got the basics, you gotta-
	Haze: 	Hiya.
	Hogan: 	Oh hey, make yourself a seat right here then.
	Koraugh: 	He-hey! I'm not finished yet!
	Hendrix: 	Thanks.
	Ci: 	*scoots over* Well you're probably tired too, huh? You can lie down here if you want...probably beats standing around..
	Nendo: 	*GLUG GLUG* Oh hey there kitty. Bout time you got here.
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Hmm? You were expecting 'em now?
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Actually, never quite saw them as the heavy drinking type....
	Nendo: 	Trust me, if you've made it out here, you probably live entirely on booze.
	Nendo: 	ESPECIALLY anyone heading to Kilad City.
	Haze: 	Really? Wouldn't it be like, retarded to drink in a city of muggers?
	Sen: 	*Jumps on bed* Thanks! Oh, uh, didn't bounce too hard there did I? Does this feel comfortable?
	Nendo: 	*Glug* Muggers?
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Bahaha! Dudette, we WISH it was a city of muggers!
	Haze: 	...oh, shit. Rapists?
	Hendrix: 	*drinks like a fucking hummer*
	Ci: 	Yeah, that's fine Sen, you comfortable?
	Nendo: 	*Takes another swig* You're not thinking big enough.
	Haze: 	Eh...murderers? Lawyers?
	Haze: 	Capcom employees?
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	It's like a miniature battleground over there, I don't think it can even be called a city anymore.
	Nendo: 	Place is basically run by wild, vicious gangs, all despicable in thier own unique ways.
	Nendo: 	You won't hear of it much though, since nobody really likes to talk about the place and secracy abounds even within it.
	Haze: 	Well...shit...the fuck are we going there for, again...
	Sen: 	Great! I'm more than comfortable if it's alright with you!
	Nendo: 	Hmm? Well, we want absolutely nothing to do with the place. We're just trying to be rid of that troublemaking half-giant blocking the way to Kilad.
	Haze: 	Half...giant...
	Haze: 	Oh god...didn't that giant red dumbass mention something about that..
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Yeah, as much as we'd hate to admit it, Kilad, despite all it's general scumbagginess, is a rather major economic hub for Nanoda.
	Haze: 	How is that even possible?
	Hendrix: 	Right....So...where are you two going?
	Sen: 	*Sniff* You know, for someone who's spent so long travelling, you smell pretty nice Ci...
	Hogan: 	Oh us? Think we're with these guys or summin'. Out to make dust outta some Half-giant freak.
	Hogan: 	Word is, guy's got loads upon loads of backup too, so we're here as well.
	Ci: 	*face flushes red* T-...thank you..?
	Koraugh: 	Won't be a pretty sight...for THEM once we're done with those delinquents!
	Sen: 	O-oh, I'm sorry, that sounds a bit strange now that I said it....uh, um....
	Hendrix: 	....oh, good lord....can you fight? Please say yes...I'm...sure, I'm with him too. I've seen too many random people just up and die for no real reason...if you're not sure about it...you should not come, for both our sakes.
	Ci: 	Heh...it's fine. Guess I'm just not terribly used to being complimented for stuff like appearance and such...us ninjas don't really focus on it.
	Hogan: 	Eh? You sayin-
	Koraugh: 	You saying we can't take it?! You sayin' we won't wipe the floor with those troublemakin' scum! I'll tell you...!
	Hogan: 	Hey, hey now, just relax gramps. I understand your concern, but please....
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Well, see, Kilad was built a short while ago to help Nanoda's then-faltering economy. While it was successful, it didn't take long for it to simultaniously become a hub for underground scum.
	Hendrix: 	I meant no offense...what I said was true, seems anyone who joins us ends up dead...which is why I'm worried...
	Haze: 	Why don't they just...I dunno, route it ou?
	Haze: 	t
	Hogan: 	If we must die, so be it. It's our duty as Nanoda's soldiers after all.
	Koraugh: 	Bah! What does a young pup like you know?
	Koraugh: 	Tell me, why aren't you dead then? Oh right, because you don't know diddly squat! Go call when you've reached my ripe age!
	Hendrix: 	To be honest, I'm not dead because I know my weaknesses...taht's about it.
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	In case you haven't noticed, these gangs aren't exactly what you'd call easily disposed of. They're probably more powerful than any legitimate "government" anywhere in Nanoda.
	Nendo: 	Hell, screw the government! Kilad is literally run by these gangs!
	Ci: 	So....how long were you in that castle for..?
	Ci: 	If you don't mind talking about it that is...
	Haze: 	Well, shit...you got any advice for someone who's no doubt gonna get dragged in there?
	Sen: 	Hmm, well let's see...I believe I entered the castle when I was about 10.
	Sen: 	I'm not sure quite what happened, but I know something happened to my parents, leaving me to brave the world out there all alone...
	Sen: 	And then next thing I know, I met...him....
	Sen: 	To be fair, he was an amazing person at first! He rescued countless souls from eternal regret, and gave them a place to stay. Of course, I was right there to help him out since the beginning!
	Nendo: 	*Takes swig* So, you actually got the non-existant stones to go to the place then? Well, I'd reccommend to not trust anyone at all. Or at least, don't get too involved.
	Nendo: 	Remember, these guys essentially run EVERYTHING. And trust me, the differing gangs do -not- get along whatsoever.
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Well, if you wanted a sneak peak at what feudalism is like, Kilad is certainly your place.
	Haze: 	Oh goddammit, I am a woman...whatever... So basically, don't talk to anyone, at all, ever
	Sen: 	Though really, I'm not sure what quite happened to him...maybe he went a bit crazy after a while.
	Ci: 	Maybe it was just being there all those years that drove him to act the way he did...?
	Sen: 	N-no, it was something else....I'm sure of it...
	Hendrix: 	Hahh...dammit...I'd better not get too wasted here...never know when something's going to try and kill us...
	Hogan: 	Know your weaknessess? Well fine then, why don't you just stay behind and take your bad luck elsewhere?
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	I'd reccommend that, even if you did have a dong.
	Hendrix: 	Huh? I didn't say I was weak all around...just that I know where I am weak...and trust me, if I can help it, I won't be anywhere near the front lines.
	Haze: 	Riiight...There any way to tell these gangs apart?
	Ci: 	Well at the very least I'm glad you don't have to be treated the way he was treating you anymore..*smile* Cause nobody deserves that...especially a hard worker like you.
	Nendo: 	Pretty easy in fact. See, there's exactly 3 gangs running the place.
	Nendo: 	One is the Fallen Skulls, pretty classy fellows. Tend to be the most organized, and contribute the most to Kilad's well-being. Though trust me, this is just a blatant ruse.
	Nendo: 	On the inside, they're probably the most vicious, carrying out many random murders, or "hits" as they like to call them, destroying varying amounts of property, all in the name of making money.
	Nendo: 	They basically fill thier pockets with the misery of others. Like corperate greed gone insane, off the deep end, and still swimming strong.
	Haze: 	So...watch out for pompous douchebags...got it...
	Haze: 	And the others?
	Nendo: 	Okay, the other are the Mach Tribe. Basically completely wild jungle people.
	Nendo: 	They do whatever they can for short-term survival, and seek nothing but power and control over the population via fear.
	Nendo: 	They dress up in patched-together scrag-wear, so clearly money isn't a real objective for them. If anything, I believe most of them just kill for the hell of it. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.
	Nendo: 	And last but certainly not least are the Angelic Hand. Hooo boy.
	Haze: 	Great. Religious symbols. Just what a demon needs.
Haze: (( also back with entire gallon of ice cream ))
	Nendo: 	To be perfectly honest, not much is known about these guys. All we do know is that they're easily the strongest and most dangerous group in the whole business.
Haze: (( SO THEIR LEADER IS A MONK NAMED TK, YOU SAY? ))
	Nendo: 	Funnily enough, despite the name, the whole syndicate is basically rife with demonic connections. Heck, the ringleader is probably a demon himself!
	Haze: 	Oh, okay. That's good...
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Eeh, I think I actually saw a photo of the guy once. Certainly doesn't look like any demon I've ever saw.
	Haze: 	...do I---right, wings now...
	Haze: 	Either way, not a very good way to judge, really.
	Nendo: 	Guy certainly knows how to keep a public image, yet something still feels extremely unsettling about the guy. Doesn't help he's always being followed by those crazy cult members.
	Nendo: 	*Takes swig* So that's essentially all I know about the wretched place.
	Haze: 	So...watch out for pompouses assholes...wild idiots...and regular people.
	Haze: 	Fuck.
	Ci: 	Ya know...maybe what's going on with the other world's affected Russo...?
	Sen: 	Other worlds? Um, actually...
	Sen: 	I did hear him say something once....something about a person in a far off-dimension...
	Sen: 	Not sure what his connection to him was though. He never wanted to tell me things like that...
	Ci: 	Well...from what -WE'VE- been told...there's some terrible monster guy who's building up his strength right now...he's behind the destruction of my world...and I'm guessin he's behind all he demons in this one now..
	Nendo: 	Well, if it helps, all the gangs tend to remain contained in their seperate quadrants. If I were in your shoes, my plan of action would be to just get on one gang's good side, and never leave that particular region.
	Haze: 	Riiight....think I'm gonna go with the demons. Seems easiest.
	Haze: 	But uh, how do you tell who's who? They wear anythin special?
	Nendo: 	They're people. But Demonic. Somehow. That's all we know.
	Nendo: 	Some of the higher-ranks should stick out a bit, I'd especially say to keep an eye out on some hooded freaks. You'll probably be close to thier leader.
	Sen: 	He...what? A monster is responsible for the destruction of everything? Well thats...I don't know what so say....
	Haze: 	Cool...I just hope the "angel" part really has nothin to do with their goals, cause that'd suck...
	Ci: 	I know it probably sounds crazy...
	Nendo: 	*Swig* Thinking 'bout it, you'd probably fit right in with those demon freaks. Wouldn't be surprised if they mistook you for one of thier own.
	Nendo: 	Or, worse, if one of the other guys mistake you for being with the Hand...
	Haze: 	...Oh, COME ON. Are you kiddin me...
	Haze: 	YOu just ain't good with tellin people apart, are you?
	Sen: 	N-no, you're not crazy! That still sounds awful! I seriously cannot possibly fathom what you're going through right now....
	Sen: 	Now I feel even worse for attacking you back there....and you were still so nice to me regardless....
	Haze: 	Okay, listen, I'm a woman. Also, a demon. A female demon. Did the wings really not tip you off there? Like, seriously, they're not exactly nondescript.
	Ci: 	Don't feel bad...I understand why you were so upset there...it wasn't your fault at all Sen.
	Nendo: 	*Swig* Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever broad. Gonna need another pint here.
	Maya: 	Man, that's your 5th today. Where are you keeping all that liquid in your body, kitty?
	Nendo: 	Do you gotta bring semantics into this now? 'nother pint, and stat!
	Haze: 	Gr..little cat, we may somewhat kinda somehow share part of a species, but I will fuck you up...
	Haze: 	And he's gone.
	Maya: 	Right right, whatever, here ya go, takin' your money, whatever.
	Nendo: 	*Swig* So, what'tya still want now?
	Karnarv the Bodacious: 	Man, I'm gettin tired of this place already....
	Haze: 	You....whatever. You'll find out soon.
	Dulcinea: 	Hey, HEY! Whaddya mean there's no more seats!?
	Maya: 	Well, we kinda had to get rid of a few after the...incident last tuesday.
	Dulcinea: 	Oh! Right, yeah, still totally sorry about that.
	Dulcinea: 	I swear, I will never insult a gnome again, ever.
	Ci: 	*curls up* I should probably get some sleep though...still not feelin well..
	Hendrix: 	Alright...well, that's enough for today...I'm gonna go practice with this thing...
	Sen: 	*yawn* Yeah, you should. Maybe I'll do the same as well.
	Hendrix: 	See you..very quiet folks later. HAZE! Come on, we're leaving....
	Koraugh: 	Do that then! Come on, we also got more practice of our own!
	Hogan: 	I dunno, I felt something strange from that guy....
	Hogan: 	Maybe he's right and all, perhaps he is a true harbringer of misfortune.
	Haze: 	See you two later! I think. Unless you kick the bucket before then
	Haze: 	.
	Koraugh: 	HOGAN! Do I have to put you in the light box again!?
	Hogan: 	Ack! Anything but that, please!
Haze: (( He just SHOVES HOGAN INTO A TELEVISION ))
	Ci: 	*falls asleep*
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
	Hendrix: 	We should...probably go a bit outside the city...
	Haze: 	What, not up for stabbing passerby?
	Hendrix: 	Not right yet, no...
Hendrix: (( I am assuming nobody tries to molest me ))
	Hrogvir: 	You guys...you aren't thinking of anything funny are you?
Hendrix: (( look at that, somebody's trying to molest me ))
	Hendrix: 	Huh? Kinda far...ah, you seem to have warped space and time and righted yourself.
	Hendrix: 	And...what do you mean, funny?
	Hrogvir: 	Call it a case of Ursyn intuition, but something doesn't sit exactly right with you...
	Haze: 	You saying I'm funny lookin?
	Haze: 	Holy shit you're a bear.
	Haze: 	I seriously did not even notice that.
	Hrogvir: 	And you're supposed to be some kind of....oversized Puuf thing?
	Haze: 	SON OF A BITCH! I'M A WOMAN! And what the hell is a Puff?!
	Hendrix: 	Er...the little cat things...
	Hrogvir: 	Either way, you better know that I'm the local guard around here, so don't get any funny ideas....
	Hrogvir: 	You seriously don't know what a Puuf is? I'm supposing you're some kind of interplanar traveler or something?
	Haze: 	Demon. And uh, yeah, twice. Not of my own will either time! Gotta be some kinda record.
	Hendrix: 	Sorry bout that...either way, you say you're some sort of god? Er, guard?
	Hrogvir: 	*Rubs chin* Right then, well let it be known, I'll have my eyes, ears, and nose on you, not exactly in that particular order.
	Hrogvir: 	Whuh- are you deaf or something? Of course I'm a guard! Pretty much the main guard this little place has to it's name!
	Haze: 	Er..not to be offensive, but I don't want you on me in any way.
	Hendrix: 	Well then...I'm looking for a place to train with this thing. I just got it and it's...a litlte heavier than the ones I'm used to. You know anywhere I could do it safely?
	Sen: 	Haah...you really are very pretty Ci...even when you're asleep....
	Sen: 	Ah, wait what? Now I'm just being weird again! Better go to sleep too!
Hrogvir: (( I assume you mean the spear right ))
Hendrix: (( no, Haze. ))
Hendrix: (( Yes the spear. ))
Hendrix: (( everyone upon entering this town http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35clo1/ ))
	Hrogvir: 	That pointy thing? Well you certainly won't be swinging it around here. Especially not since last tuesday with that gnome and all....your best bet is to take it a bit outside the village lines.
	Hendrix: 	Well that was...exactly what I thought. I'm an amazing drunk, really.
	Haze: 	Certainly got enough practice. Right, off we go then...It's to the right, right?
	Hrogvir: 	Up ahead, yes. No closer and no further. Well, you probably should go further.
	Haze: 	Cool. See you, beary.
	Haze: 	Barry*
	Hrogvir: 	*Rubs chin again* strange folks indeed....
Haze: (( we can skip the whole training thing if you want ))
Haze: (( and just have me come back to them just SLEEPING AT FUCKING 5 PM ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Nigga how'd you know it's 5 PM
tirkaroKujo: 	For all we care it could be fucking 8
tirkaroKujo: 	Or fuck, 9
Haze: (( It was light outside when I was in the tavern ))
Haze: (( (CHEW) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, you spend a good few hours working on that long, hard rod of yours, and have become a good deal sturdier with it.
	Haze: 	So this IS Corruption of Champions after all.
tirkaroKujo: 	You also see a few gnomes dancing along the way in some bizarre ritual involving buckets and ground up Gargoyle feces, but you pay it no mind.
	Haze: 	NO.
	Haze: 	NO I DO NOT.
	Haze: 	*GOES BACK TO TAVERN*
	Haze: 	Holy shit, you've been standing there for hours.
	Haze: 	Did they glue you to the wall?
	Cassandra: 	AH!? Who are you!?
	Haze: 	Er...a demon, why?
	Cassandra: 	I-I have to go now! Bye!
	Hendrix: 	RAve---okay.
	Hendrix: 	Rave.
	Duke: 	Nyeh, move it.
	Hendrix: 	...hello?
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog Hotel Room'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog Hotel Room'
tirkaroKujo: 	Faceless Innkeeper: I love you too (SAD)
Hendrix: (( mippo ))
	Sen: 	*Is DASLEEP*
	Hendrix: 	...
	Hendrix: 	Just...what happened when I was...gone...
	Haze: 	I did not take them as that sort. Well, looks like you're shit outta luck.
	Hendrix: 	...hm? Why do you say that...? I'm kind of glad, I was afraid I'd be sleeping on the floor for three damn years...
	Hendrix: 	It...will be hard to ignore, though...
	Haze: 	Eh, whatever. I'll just...why is there a modern sofa in here anyways?
	Haze: 	Hell, I think the kitchen had a damn ice cream machine.
	Hendrix: 	Pay it no mind, nothing in this world makes sense...
	Hendrix: 	I'm going to bed now...
	Hendrix: 	half my bed is the wall.
tirkaroKujo: 	INDEED IT IS
	Hendrix: 	This isn't even physically possible, here.
	Haze: 	They should put a door here.
tirkaroKujo: 	SO ASSUMING YA'LL NIGGAS IS GONNA GO TO DASLEEPLANDS
tirkaroKujo: 	ALL YOU SLEEPIN' AND SHIT DOES DONE HEAL YA'LL NIGGAS UP « 5d6+7 = 15 + 7 = 22 » DAMAGE, CUZ I'M A GOOD PERSON.
	Hendrix: 	WHOA WAIT
	Hendrix: 	WE NEVER DID DETERMINE IF I ADDED MY HP FROM MY FAVORED CLASS
tirkaroKujo: 	Well duh
tirkaroKujo: 	Favored class get's a bonus of HP or Skill rank or some shit
	Hendrix: 	i know
	Hendrix: 	But remember? I asked you to check the log
	Hendrix: 	Cause I didn't remember if I remembered to remember to add it
tirkaroKujo: 	Oh right, but I didn't save that log (HIPPO)
	Hendrix: 	hippo
tirkaroKujo: 	Use your best intuition in this case
	Hendrix: 	So roll a die you say
tirkaroKujo: 	Ie: Cheat your way some more
	Hendrix: 	« 1d2 = 1 » 1 I get my HP
tirkaroKujo: 	Yeah sure
	Hendrix: 	sweet
	Hendrix: 	OIIIIII
	Hendrix: 	MT
	Hendrix: 	WHERE THE DICKS ARE YA
tirkaroKujo: 	HE IS DASLEEP YOU NIGGER
tirkaroKujo: 	Also he added his HP, so he ain't dead
	Hendrix: 	m
Ci: (( Wha? ))
	Hendrix: 	Just wondering where you went hippo
	Hendrix: 	anyways it is time to wake up
	Hendrix: 	either cause we're actually waking up
	Hendrix: 	Or cause that guy who came in here and then wasn't in here robbed us all.
tirkaroKujo: 	prolley
tirkaroKujo: 	Anyway, COCKA COCKA COCK DICKS WAKE UP
	Hendrix: 	*morning person* Glad I worked that off...or I'd have one hell of a hangover about now...
	Sen: 	*Gets up, does morning stretches and push-ups* Mornin' to you Hendrix!
	Sen: 	Sorry if I was too...asleep to welcome you in last night. Was busy taking care of Ci here. She's still a bit tied, as you can see.
	Hendrix: 	Hey. *doing the whole circle of Satan thing*
	Hendrix: 	Yeah....I could see that...kind of surprised me, to be honest.
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog Hotel Room'
	Sen: 	Yeah, must have been really painful for her yesterday. I could pretty much hear her screams. Really feel sorry for the poor girl..
	Ci: 	*rolls over* Nya.....
	Haze: 	HEY THERE. Leavin me with fuckin Death all night..gonna have to figure out some way to fix this, Hendr---whoa, hey, what?
	Hendrix: 	Er...ah-huh....
	Sen: 	Ah! Do you feel better now Ci?
	Sen: 	Gotta admit, last night was kinda strange...but it seemed to have done you well.
	Ci: 	*blinks*...what happened?
	Haze: 	I'da thought you remembered that.
	Sen: 	Oh, right! Forgot to go make some food first! Always gotta start the day with a hearty breakfast!
	Hendrix: 	What about the..innkeeper?
	Haze: 	There ISN'T one.
	Sen: 	Um...where did I put that packet now....
	Haze: 	Like, at all.
tirkaroKujo: 	Faceless Innkeeper: (MAD)
	Hendrix: 	Oh...well...odd...
	Hendrix: 	Who the hell did I pay?
	Haze: 	YOU DIDN'T.
	Hendrix: 	Right..thought that was odd.
	Ci: 	*sits up* Sleepy sleepy sleepy...
	Hendrix: 	And now...
	Hendrix: 	To fix this map...
	Sen: 	*Comes out with plates of goddamn FOOD FOR ERRYONE*
	Sen: 	Hmm...wait, where do I put all this?
	Hendrix: 	*ADDS THE FUCKING TOWNS TO THIS STUPID-ASS MAP*
	Hendrix: 	*THAT IS JUST 70 YEARS OLD*
	Sen: 	Ah! Ci! I take it you're feeling well now? Here, eat up, we got a long haul ahead of us if yesterday was anything to go by!
	Ci: 	O-..oh. Thanks Sen, this looks great.
	Haze: 	When did you even learn how to make maps, anyways?
	Hendrix: 	I didn't...better than this guy, though...
Hendrix: (( clearly the map is just made by LoL ))
	Sen: 	*Smiles* Thanks!
Hendrix: (( http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy306/LegendofLink_64/EclipseIsland.png ))
Hendrix: (( MAP OF THE ISLAND ))
Hendrix: (( SLASH WORLD ))
tirkaroKujo: 	clearly
	Ci: 	So what're we doin today guys?
Hendrix: (( not hearing you because I'm about 35 feet away ))
tirkaroKujo: 	>Can't hear anything at 35 feet
tirkaroKujo: 	>In a single room
Hendrix: (( there's a wall thing between us huppo ))
Hendrix: (( huppo, yes ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It's a fucking sheet wall
Ci: (( It's a dresser acually I believe... ))
Ci: (( Or maybe not. Who knows. ))
Hendrix: (( well it's taller than Sen ))
Hendrix: (( (D) ))
Hendrix: (( and me (D) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA WHO CARES
tirkaroKujo: 	THIS LITERAL MAPPING IS THE CANCER KILLING TEH TABLETOPS
	Ci: 	Hendrix? You even listening!?
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA YOU HEAR THIS NIGGA WHO'S IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM FAGGOT
tirkaroKujo: 	RULE ZERO POWERS ACTIVATE NYUGGAH
	Hendrix: 	What? Um..I'm sorry...I'm working on the map...
	Hendrix: 	Haze, could you go see what they want?
	Haze: 	Oh, sure. Why the hell not.
	Haze: 	What.
	Ci: 	I was just wondering what the plans were today...
	Haze: 	..leave?
	Haze: 	And go kill that gian----
	Haze: 	Where the fuck did everyone else sleep.
	Haze: 	Like, I mean...that cat is probably in her.e..in the rafters...
	Haze: 	But the rest of em can't do that shit.
	Sen: 	Wait, we're going to go kill a....giant, now? Can't we just...ask it to stop bothering people or something?
	Haze: 	Giant body, tiny-ass brain.
Haze: (( Ci: SAME APPLIES TO BOOBS (D) ))
	Ci: 	Well then...when were you planning on going out? Cuz Hendrix seems to be in one of his anti-social moods
	Haze: 	He's tryin to make that map useful. Or he's just scribbling on it, I didn't really care enough to pay attention.
	Sen: 	So is, uh, anyone else gonna eat? I kinda left the rest of the food on the counter if any of you two want it.
	Haze: 	Heh? Uh, sure. You gonna get the fuck outta bed anytime soon, lady?
	Haze: 	*goes to eat*
	Haze: 	*apparently moonwalks*
	Ci: 	*pout*...
	Haze: 	*EATS OVER HERE
	Haze: 	*ONLY CLEAR SPOT TO SET FOOR IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING BUILDING*
	Haze: 	*besides the floor*
	Hendrix: 	*or this desk I have claimed like an asshole*
	Sen: 	Uh, are you okay Ci?
	Ci: 	Of course.
	Hendrix: 	Well...that should do it...Kilad's not a plain anymore...and this place exists. That's about all we know...
	Hendrix: 	Oh, better put something about those fishmen...
	Haze: 	*IS ALMOST FAR ENOUGH FROM HENDRIX TO HALVE HER HP*
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU NIGGAS MAN
tirkaroKujo: 	UPON EATSEN 'EM GOOD COOKINGS
	Hendrix: 	Done.
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU HEAL MOTHERFUCKIN
	Hendrix: 	*goes to eat, hippo*
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d12+4 = 10 + 4 = 14 » damage SHIT NIGGAS
	Haze: 	*had full HP anyways*
	Hendrix: 	*basically had full HP anyways*
	Ci: 	That was really good Sen, thank you!
	Hendrix: 	So...what's the plan...
	Ci: 	Now do we have a shower in this room...?
	Haze: 	Er...we go meet up with those guys. From yesterday. The midget and and the...non midget...and the cat...and the crazy dude.
	Sen: 	Yeah, I'd say cooking is probably one of my stronger points. Had to do a lot of it back in the ghost house, but I'm getting ahead of myself..
	Haze: 	And then we go kill that giant!
	Sen: 	And I would presume the shower is right in the bathroom to the right.
	Hendrix: 	This seems like a bad idea, and that it will probably get us killed.
	Hendrix: 	Sounds like a plan.
	Ci: 	*nod* I could use one...bleck...
	Hendrix: 	*gets out spear so I don't have to draw it in the middle of battle hippo*
	Sen: 	Yeah....I wouldn't quite blame you after yesterday....
	Hendrix: 	*even though you...don't really draw a spear since it has no sheath*
	Hendrix: 	Er...what?
Ci: (( Getting out your "spear"? (D) ))
	Haze: 	Ugh...
Haze: (( YES (D) ))
	Sen: 	Anyway, better wait a bit before we go off then...
tirkaroKujo: 	AND THUS, CI APPARENTLY TAKES HER DAMN SHOWER TO RUB OUT THE SNAKE REMAINS IN HER NETHER-REGIONS, EVEN THOUGH HENDRIX COULD PROBABLY USE THE SAME EVEN MORE.
Hendrix: (( indeed. ))
	Ci: 	*comes out wrapped in towel* Sorry if I held you guys up..
tirkaroKujo: 	AND THEN WE SPAWN OUTSIDE IN THE VILLAGE, UNLESS YA'LL NIGGAS REALLY HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY OVER HERE.
	Hendrix: 	Right...I'd take a shower myself...but I take it youdon't want to waste any more time...
	Hendrix: 	whaddaya mean outside the village
	Ci: 	*gets dressed*
Ci: (( Ouside IN the village ))
Sen: (( yes you retard ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
Hendrix: (( oh derp ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Eranog village'
	Sen: 	Right, so um, where do we go now?
Ci: 	To fight some giant or somethin...
	Ci: 	Whoops, lost my face.
	Hendrix: 	We have to meet up with those people...
	Hendrix: 	Karnarv and...uh...
	Haze: 	Cat.
	Hendrix: 	...sure...
	Ci: 	*nod* Alrighty.
	Hendrix: 	I'll just have to ask around, I suppose...
	Hendrix: 	I never saw where they went.
	Haze: 	Barry! Hey!
	Hrogvir: 	Oh look. There you are.
	Haze: 	How are ya?
	Hendrix: 	Um, yes...here we are...
	Hrogvir: 	I couldn't help but notice something last night.
	Hendrix: 	Oh?
	Hrogvir: 	Or rather, this morning.
	Hendrix: 	...oh?
	Hrogvir: 	The cavalry or whatever apparently left off early Some of it's members were talking about leaving you behind. Some sort of "curse" or something.
	Hendrix: 	...
	Hrogvir: 	*Rubs chin* I have my eye on you boy....
	Hendrix: 	What?
	Haze: 	...they talking about me...?
	Hrogvir: 	Said something that everyone who follows the red-hair tends to wind up dead.
	Hrogvir: 	Seems thier only course of action was to just leave you both behind, or just wait until you go away.
	Ci: 	...ya hear that Red, you've already got a myth about you!
	Hendrix: 	...right....well....
	Hendrix: 	They're probably already dead.
	Haze: 	Kind of ironic.
	Haze: 	If they'd just stayed with us, we could have handled the whole giant problem...
	Hrogvir: 	Already dead....? Are you sure you're not hiding something?
	Hendrix: 	Well....we're going to take care of that giant problem...
	Hendrix: 	And all of them seemed...very bad at doing so...
	Haze: 	Karnarv was half-retarded, I think.
	Hrogvir: 	Hmm....still strange, strange people we have here....
	Hendrix: 	Uh, guys...
	Hendrix: 	We should probably go catch them.
	Sen: 	Right! Let's!
	Ci: 	*nod*
	Haze: 	So they went right, right?
	Hrogvir: 	Up ahead, as per usual, yes. Place where you just went before.
	Haze: 	Cool. Should be able to tell from all the drunken cuts in everything.
	Hrogvir: 	Just be warned, even from here, the path to Kilad is still a bumpy one. And that's not even including our "giant" problem
	Hendrix: 	But I wasn't even...that drunk...
	Haze: 	Right. Let's go!
tirkaroKujo: 	AND THUS WITH THAT, OUR HEROES GO OUT TO BRAVE THE WILDERNESS THAT AWAITS, BLAH BLAH IMMA LOADIN THIS MAP
Phatthrice: 	dat loadin
tirkaroKujo: 	Now with giant inexplicable black space
Phatthrice: 	BLACKS!
Phatthrice: 	(MAD)
Tokens dropped onto map 'Go west, young man'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Go west, young man'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Go west, young man'
	Haze: 	Son of a goddamned bitch, you're kidding me.
	Haze: 	We were going literally the complete opposite direction.
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA KEEP ON WITH THESE GODDAMN META JOKES AND I'LL DICKSLAP YOU WITH THIS DEAD TURKEY.
Haze: (( so yourself? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	sure why not
	Ci: 	Anyone see any giants?
Haze: (( and they're not meta, nothing is meta ))
Haze: (( meta does not EXIST, there should be an l at the end (D) ))
	Hendrix: 	Well, no...
	Hendrix: 	Probably a bit furter..
Hendrix: (( right, I'll walk to my death then ))
	Hendrix: 	*gets past these damn half-tree abomanations of nature*
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+2 = 2 + 2 = 4 »
	Ci: 	Well they can't be THAT giant then....
	Haze: 	« 1d20+2+3 = 10 + 2 + 3 = 15 »
tirkaroKujo: 	I believe that was some poor attempt at a wis check
	Haze: 	« 15+1 = 15 + 1 = 16 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+1+5 = 15 + 3 + 1 + 5 = 24 »
Haze: (( yes ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+4+12 = 5 + 4 + 12 = 21 »
tirkaroKujo: 	Up ahead, guys who rolled out of the single digits see this horrifying thing.
Haze: (( It's cute and small ))
Haze: (( we're dead. ))
	Hendrix: 	Well...I don't see anything...literally/
	Ci: 	Oh God, you've gone blind, Red?
	Haze: 	No, see, if he was blind, he'd probably be yelling "OH GOD I'M BLIND"
	Haze: 	Or something.
	Haze: 	Also, anyone else see a midget in armor...?
	Viper: 	*smokes cigarrette*
	Ci: 	I do...looks like bunny armor?
	Haze: 	Hell if I know.
	Rabbit Samurai: 	*Is practicing sword swings* Chu-yah!
	Ci: 	Wanna go investigate?
	Haze: 	Already there.
	Hendrix: 	I don't see any bunny...
	Sen: 	It...looks kinda cute actually....
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Chuuu-YA- HEY!
	Hendrix: 	Oh, well now I do...
	Hendrix: 	*looks down*
	Hendrix: 	Also snakes, oh god, snakes.
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Nyeeeeh, whachu doin' out here now?
	Hendrix: 	We're, uh...looking for our friend....
	Hendrix: 	s....
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Nyeeeeh, canchu see I'm busy practisin'? I'm rarin' for a good fight though!
	Haze: 	Yeah! Midget, midget cat, normal guy, and a crazy guy with stupid hair!
	Hendrix: 	You should...well, okay, that was pretty descriptive, I guess...
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Nyyyeeeeeh, DOSE losers? Think I saw 'em on the way here, but never got quite a look at 'em.
	Ci: 	Which way did they go?
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Oh well nyufaw, where'd you think? Down DERE of course!
	Hendrix: 	...
	Haze: 	In the river?
	Haze: 	Why the hell would they do that?
	Haze: 	I mean, they certainly LOOKED retarded...
	Haze: 	But come on...
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Whu? Pufpfwoah, NO! I mean over THERE! To dah south!
Ci: (( I assume we don't seeGIANT DINOAXE. ))
Haze: (( Sore Ass* ))
	Sauraxe: 	*NIGGA YOU DON'T SEE ME*
	Haze: 	Oh...south...
	Haze: 	Okay. Let's go south, then.
	Ci: 	*nod*
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Youse guise DENSE or sommin'? You guise RETARDED!?
	Haze: 	Stop talking like that...
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Fact, youse now just makin' me angry!
	Rabbit Samurai: 	And nobody wantsa see an angry rabbit!
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Fact, just for DAT!
	Ci: 	It's much more annoying than cute now....
	Rabbit Samurai: 	« 1d20+8+1 = 3 + 8 + 1 = 12 »
	Rabbit Samurai: 	*CUTS THE DAMN BRIDGE*
Haze: (( was that... ))
Haze: (( ah. ))
Haze: (( I was going to invite him over here. ))
Haze: (( Then do that while he was on the bridge. ))
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Nyyeeeeh, like da see you get across NAO chuckleheads!
	Ci: 	You're not a very nice bunny...
	Haze: 	WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!
Hendrix: (( Sen: This is a problem how? ))
Ci: (( Haze: Indeed. ))
	Haze: 	Wait, the fuck am I talking about/
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Nyeow, uh, back ta trainin, ichi, ni, san, shi, go, roku, nana......
	Haze: 	I'm gonna wreck your shit!
Haze: (( I assume init ))
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA DA BRIDGE BE OUT
Haze: (( because nobody can just ))
Ci: (( Isn't there a roll for flying? ))
Haze: (( SHE CAN FLY. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA FORGOT THAT
Haze: (( I'm not sure, MT ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I assume there's one for flying far distances
Haze: (( Medium or smaller eidolons have good maneuverability. ))
Haze: (( apparently ))
Haze: (( since that is a thing ))
Haze: (( but I'm not looking it up ))
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+5 = 17 + 4 + 5 = 26 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+5 = 11 + 4 + 5 = 20 »
tirkaroKujo: (( so yes, you get a sneak attack ont he rabbit ))
Haze: (( does the second hit? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	yes
	Haze: 	« 1d6+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » « 1d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »
Haze: (( yeah well okay.jpg ))
	Haze: 	Somehow, I don't miss the tail anymore...
	Hendrix: 	This...this is great and all...but how do WE get acros.s..
	Rabbit Samurai: 	AAAAAAH! Okay, NYOW you've done it!
	Rabbit Samurai: 	« 1d20+5 = 20 + 5 = 25 » init
Hendrix: (( FUCK. ))
Hendrix: (( oh init ))
Hendrix: (( okay (HIPPO) ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+1+4 = 7 + 1 + 4 = 12 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »
Ci: (( Woop. ))
	Sen: 	This just...seems silly « 1d20+2 = 11 + 2 = 13 »
	Ci: 	She just had to jump him...
	Hendrix: 	He just had to cut the bridge...
	Rabbit Samurai: 	« 1d20+10+1 = 6 + 10 + 1 = 17 » How bout dis den!
Hendrix: (( +10?! ))
Hendrix: (( WHAT THE FLYING FUCK ))
	Rabbit Samurai: 	« 1d6+1+1 = 6 + 1 + 1 = 8 » HYAKU USAGI SEI KEN!
	Haze: 	Agh! God dammit, tha---actually that's pretty much nothing by this point.
Hendrix: (( your turn, world's only-ninja-slower-than-a-rabbit-clad-in-heavy-armor ))
Hendrix: (( armor ))
Ci: (( If I jump across can I still attack? ))
Hendrix: (( Actually how does that shit not give him a penalty on Attacks ))
Ci: (( Or does that action take up both my move and attacking stuffs? ))
Hendrix: (( or init at least ))
Hendrix: (( I think you can jump and still attack ))
Hendrix: (( just jump on Haze's back ))
Hendrix: (( then you won't have to move anymore. ))
Ci: (( PROVIDING I MAkE IT HAHAHA. ))
Hendrix: (( indeed ))
Ci: (( I'll wait for GM's call on that. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	YES, YOU CAN JUMP AND ATTACK
Ci: (( Coo. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	WHY, BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5+3 = 13 + 3 + 5 + 3 = 24 »
tirkaroKujo: 	RULE ZERO NIGGA FUCK RULEBOOKS EVEN THOUGH I'M SURE THE RULEBOOKS SAYS ITS ALSO OKAY
Ci: (( I assume that makes it over. ))
tirkaroKujo: (( obv ))
	Ci: 	*running jumps, pulls out knife* « 1d20+3+3 = 16 + 3 + 3 = 22 »
tirkaroKujo: 	obv hits
	Ci: 	*vaults over cat
	Ci: 	« 1d4+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
	Haze: 	WHOA! DOn't knock me into the damn water!
	Rabbit Samurai: 	OOOOOwoowwwiiiieeee, DAT STINGS YANNOW!
	Rabbit Samurai: 	Ooogh goood my baaack....
	Ci: 	Fuckin' ninja skills.
	Rabbit Samurai: 	500 exp
Hendrix: (( also since this is just Masterwork +7 I'm assuming I'm just holding Reginleif or something. ))
Hendrix: (( Tirk: YOU WILL TAKE GAY BULGE AND YOU WILL LIKE IT ))
Rabbit Samurai: (( obv ))
	Ci: 	You've still got it, Ci. *nodnod*
	Hendrix: 	Well...at least he wasn't much of a threat...
	Haze: 	Oh yeah, you're the one that sliced him in half, all right...
	Hendrix: 	Now..how do I get over this...
Hendrix: (( there is a such thing as a running start right? ))
	Ci: 	Don't be such a killjoy...*pout*
	Sen: 	Can't your, uh, cat carry you over or something?
Hendrix: (( to give a bonus? ))
	Haze: 	No way in hell! I'm not even gonna try to lift him!
	Ci: 	Well, we can catch ya if ya fall, Red.
	Viper 1: 	*NOT IF WE CATCH YOU FIRST*
	Hendrix: 	Because that worked out so well last time....
	Hendrix: 	Whatever...let's give it a shot...
	Ci: 	Hey, I wasn't even near you that time...
Hendrix: (( If you make a jump after a running start (see the Acrobatics skill description), you gain a +4 bonus on your Acrobatics check. ))
Hendrix: (( how far does it have to be (D) ))
Ci: (( You don't have acrobatics, do you? ))
Hendrix: (( it's not Trained only obv ))
Sen: (( 10 feet ))
Hendrix: (( a DC of....15 or 20? ))
Hendrix: (( on this? ))
Hendrix: (( basically goes by feet. ))
Sen: (( essentially ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1+4 = 9 + 1 + 4 = 14 »
Hendrix: (( FUCK. ))
Sen: (( eeeh ya missed pal ))
	Hendrix: 	Oh god not again!
	Sen: 	OMIGOD BETTER CATCH HIM « 1d20+2 = 14 + 2 = 16 »
	Ci: 	Catch 'em, kitty!
	Haze: 	Yes, the cat should dive into the water...
	Haze: 	« 1d20+5 = 15 + 5 = 20 »
Haze: (( does that do it (D) ))
Haze: (( I assume Str anyhow ))
Sen: (( nigga got caught ))
	Hendrix: 	Hah....thank you....I am never jumping again...
	Sen: 	Okay, so then « 1d20+19+2 = 1 + 19 + 2 = 22 »
	Haze: 	Yeah, whatever.
Ci: (( >mfw natural 1 ))
	Haze: 	NOW! Time to do what we all do to assholes!
Haze: (( nat 1 always fails. ))
Haze: (( She fucked. ))
Sen: (( nigga didn't even see that nat 1 ))
	Tengu: 	REVENGE NIGGA
Haze: (( TENGU ))
	Tengu: 	*BITCH SLAPS YOU INTO RIVER*
	Hendrix: 	WHAT?!
	Sen: 	AAAAAAH!
	Haze: 	Huh? *too busy looting to care*
	Ci: 	H-...hey! That's not nice! C'mon! We gotta go get her!
Hendrix: (( MT. ))
Hendrix: (( GIANT DINOAXE IS THERE. ))
	Viper 2: 	Ooh ho nigga you fucked now « 1d20-4 = 17 - 4 = 13 »
Hendrix: (( JUST JUMP DOWN ))
	Viper 2: 	Mmm maybe not
	Hendrix: 	Haze, what are you doing?!
	Haze: 	Well I WAS stealing his stuff, why?
	Sen: 	*Blub blub* IIIIII''M SOOORRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 18 + 3 = 21 »
	Tengu: 	REMEMBER, HE WHO TENGS LAST, LIVES TO YAMAZAKI ANOTHER DAY.
	Hendrix: 	I...think Ci's got it covered...
	Haze: 	Shut up or I'll cut you in half.
	Tengu: 	*FLIES AWAY NOW. FLIES AWAY NOW, FLIES AWAAAAAAAAAY*
Ci: (( STR check to yoink her up? ))
Sen: (( sure ))
	Haze: 	*SO WHAT DID THIS FAGGOT HAVE ON HIM*
Ci: (( >mfw I get pulled down. ))
	Ci: 	[1d20+
	Ci: 	« 1d20 = 8 »
Ci: (( Herp ))
Haze: (( WELP. ))
Haze: (( WE ALL DEAD ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Not quite enough to pull you down, but you fail to get Sen out
Hendrix: (( Eh tirk pally ))
	Ci: 	Dangit...hang on Sen...*leans over* « 1d20 = 19 »
Hendrix: (( nevermind, I can't summon anything good in the water anyways. ))
	Rabbit Samurai: 	*Has, mwk short sword +10 (1d6+1/19–20), Ranged longbow +8 (1d8/×3), 40 arrows *
	Sen: 	*Bwah!* *Pant, pant* Thank you!
Hendrix: (( Unless you want to saved by a shark, squid, octopus, electric eel, or crocodile. ))
	Sen: 	Errgh, I'm really sorry for that, I really am...
	Ci: 	*pant*...no problem Sen. I...don't think any of us expected that...
Hendrix: (( lol ))
Hendrix: (( shortswords just aren't even a thing ))
Sen: (( nigga yes they are ))
Hendrix: (( I'm assuming you will want this thing so you can be as broken as fuck ))
Hendrix: (( as in they aren't listed (HIPPO) ))
Hendrix: (( they're on teh page but their value/weight isn't there ))
Hendrix: (( only mention is just "Short Sword: This sword is about 2 feet in length." ))
Hendrix: (( nothing else ))
	Ci: 	I think the others are looting the samurabbi...t *pant*....
	Ci: 	+t
Sen: (( well fuck me sideways, they aren't listed ))
Sen: (( RULE ZERO POWERS ACTIVATE ))
	Hendrix: 	Are you alright?!
Sen: (( they weigh about 2 lbs and is valued at 310 gp apparently ))
Sen: (( as masterwork just adds 300 gp to the value somehow ))
Hendrix: (( hipsoppo ))
Hendrix: (( so this fuckin spear was just the deal of a lifetime ))
Sen: (( indeed it was ))
Hendrix: (( well he DID try to buy my 100-gp herbs for 1 gp (D) ))
Hendrix: (( he clearly has no sense of worth ))
Sen: (( in fact, just for that, I'm reducing that to 100gp (D) ))
Hendrix: (( that's fine, Ci is gonna steal it anyways. ))
Hendrix: (( How much is the longbow worth, that I can sell ))
Hendrix: (( because nobody in the party can use the thing ))
Sen: (( 75 gp apparently ))
Hendrix: (( but it's Mwk (HIPPO0 ))
Hendrix: (( and has a bonus to actual damage too ))
Sen: (( 175 gp then (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( wait no that's the sword that has the bonus ))
Hendrix: (( MT gonna be broken ))
Hendrix: (( though I could use the sword actually (HIPPO) ))
Hendrix: (( but I don't really need it except to CUT MYSELF OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO HEAL THAT WHORE ))
	Hendrix: 	SO HOWS ABOUT THAT TREASURE CHEST
	Haze: 	OR THIS ONE (D)
	Sen: 	*Phew* Okay, better...« 1d20+12+2 = 11 + 12 + 2 = 25 »
Haze: (( forgot to edit in arrow weight hippo ))
	Haze: 	« 1d20+3+3 = 3 + 3 + 3 = 9 »
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+2 = 5 + 2 = 7 » wis
Hendrix: (( dicks ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+5+3 = 3 + 3 + 5 + 3 = 14 »
tirkaroKujo: 	You find a potion of cure light wounds in the chest, and a whistle in the other.
Hendrix: (( I already have a whistle (SAD) ))
	Sauraxe: 	ohai
	Ci: 	.....eep...
	Sen: 	Uh.....hi there as well?
	Sauraxe: 	Raoourgh?
	Ci: 	Maybe we should go the other wa-..
	Sauraxe: 	*Sniff sniff*
	Sen: 	*Grimaces* Uh.........
	Sen: 	So, what do we suggest we...do?
	Hendrix: 	*can probably see it by now hippo*
	Ci: 	...let kitty deal with it?
	Sauraxe: 	ROooougghhg?
Hendrix: (( what is it actually doing ))
	Sauraxe: 	*Is currently sniffing the both of them out, no not like that get your mind out of the gutter*
	Sauraxe: 	ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!!!
	Sen: 	Bu-but we didn't do anything!
	Sauraxe: 	*Stomps around* ROOOAR! ROOOAR! ROOAR!
	Haze: 	Somehow I don't think that thing is friendly.
	Sauraxe: 	« 1d20 = 16 » init
	Hendrix: 	...well, no....
	Ci: 	Maaaaaybe...we should just sneak back the way we ca-no time...! « 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 »
Hendrix: (( I was going toshoot it in the back of the head (HIPPO) ))
Hendrix: (( but whatever ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1 = 12 + 1 = 13 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+1 = 4 + 4 + 1 = 9 »
Ci: (( GL Sen. ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »
Haze: (( Nope. ))
Ci: (( Welp... ))
	Sen: 	*BEHOLD THE NAT 1 MASTER*
	Hendrix: 	*I WISH THIS FUCKING SPEAR HAD THE RANGE QUALITY (CRS)*
	Sauraxe: 	YOUSE GON GET RAPED NOW GIRL « 1d20+9+4 = 12 + 9 + 4 = 25 »
Ci: (( And swallowed whole. ))
	Sauraxe: 	« 3d6+6 = 12 + 6 = 18 »
Hendrix: (( Sen is murdered ))
	Ci: 	S-...Sen!!
Hendrix: (( teaches you: Do not be a lesbian. ))
	Sen: 	*Blauugh* NOOOT AGAAAAAAIIIN!!!!
	Hendrix: 	Right... well... Over here, scaley!
	Hendrix: 	*SHOOTS IT; WILL INEVITABLY MISS* « 1d20+1+3 = 13 + 1 + 3 = 17 »
Hendrix: (( does that inevitably miss ))
Sen: (( congrats, you just made it ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d8+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
	Sauraxe: 	(MAD)
Hendrix: (( this is a spear, right? And not a longspear? ))
Sauraxe: (( IT'S A NORMAL-ASS FUCKING MWK SPEAR ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+3 = 16 + 3 + 3 = 22 » Sen...! *targets solid snake*
	Ci: 	« 1d8+3 = 4 + 3 = 7 »
	Haze: 	And she just up and turns her back on the giant green dragon axe.
	Viper: 	*AH WHAT THE FUCK MAN*
	Haze: 	Right, I gotta deal with it...as usual...
Ci: (( Haze's characterization is slipping (WARU) ))
Haze: (( well that was mostly OOC but in character ))
Haze: (( as per usual ))
Haze: (( either way she cannot do anything ))
Haze: (( hippo ))
Haze: (( so Sen's turn ))
Haze: (( eitehr way, is this a Spear or a Longspear ))
	Sen: 	*OH GOD I'M DROWNING* *swept further into the river, turn the fuck over*
Haze: (( difference is...you can throw a spear, but a longspear lets you attack from 5 feet a way ))
Haze: (( but you can ))
Haze: (( 't throw a longspear ))
	Haze: 	THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE MAKE A SWIM CHECK?!
	Hendrix: 	Oh..uh...hi there...Oh god...
	Sauraxe: 	« 1d20+4+9 = 6 + 4 + 9 = 19 » RAWR
Hendrix: (( pen islan ))
Hendrix: (( d ))
	Sauraxe: 	« 3d6+4 = 13 + 4 = 17 » *AXES YOU A QUESTION*
Hendrix: (( diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks ))
Hendrix: (( I assume he just ))
Hendrix: (( THROWS ME OFF THIS CLIFF ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Iunno make a dex check
Hendrix: (( I am just already at basically half HP ))
Hendrix: (( and we are not even through one screen ))
Hendrix: (( I'm gonna need that monk. ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1 = 20 + 1 = 21 »
tirkaroKujo: 	niiga you don't fall off
Hendrix: (( why couldn't I just do that before and dodge it (FEDUP) ))
	Hendrix: 	GAH! *catches ladder* Hah...agh...
Hendrix: (( now again ))
Hendrix: (( this a regular spear, or a longspear ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I ALREADY TOLD YOU
tirkaroKujo: 	IT'S A REGULAR FUCKING SPEAR
Hendrix: (( (D) ))
Hendrix: (( alright ))
Hendrix: (( atl east that's the better one hippo ))
	Hendrix: 	*stabs it in the eye*
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+7 = 19 + 7 = 26 »
Ci: (( >+7 WUT ))
	Sauraxe: 	*Ow ow oh god wha the fuck man*
Hendrix: (( is --no, they get x3 crit, but not extended ))
Hendrix: (( Yes. The same as yours. ))
Hendrix: (( Except yours is more ))
Hendrix: (( oh no wait ))
Ci: (( Same as my what? (lolwut) ))
Hendrix: (( forgot BAB ))
	Hendrix: 	« 26+3 = 26 + 3 = 29 »
Hendrix: (( yours is +4 ))
Hendrix: (( but you have +3 BAB and +3 dex ))
	Sauraxe: 	*Ow ow oh god fuck the what*
Hendrix: (( so it adds up to +10 ))
Hendrix: (( same as this ))
Ci: (( Oh right. keep forgetting to add that +4 ))
Hendrix: (( as I have no Str mod at all ))
	Ci: 	Red! « 1d20+3+3+4 = 9 + 3 + 3 + 4 = 19 »
	Hendrix: 	« 1d8 = 1 »
Sauraxe: (( you nigger ))
Hendrix: (( and there's no damage bonus on this thing right ))
Hendrix: (( also yes, 1. ))
Hendrix: (( hippo ))
Ci: (( 19 hit? ))
Hendrix: (( yes ))
Hendrix: (( as my 17 hits ))
Hendrix: (( hit*( ))
	Ci: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
	Haze: 	*SWOOPS IN LIKE A BAT; SLASHES IT IN THE EYES (D)*
Sauraxe: (( wait hold on ))
Sauraxe: (( spear has +3 ))
Haze: (( it does? ))
Sauraxe: (( it originally had +7 ))
Sauraxe: (( but fffffffffuck that ))
Haze: (( hippo ))
Haze: (( so I am still shit tier ))
Sauraxe: (( +3 as in damage btw ))
Haze: (( Oh ))
Haze: (( hell would you give ANYTHING +7 damage (HIPPO) ))
Sauraxe: (( nigga that's what it says ))
Ci: (( Maybe a rocket launcher. ))
Sauraxe: (( I assume that cat is going to attack sometimes soon ))
	Haze: 	*SWOOPS IN LIKE A BAT; SLASHES OUT EYES*
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+5 = 14 + 4 + 5 = 23 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+5 = 2 + 4 + 5 = 11 »
	Haze: 	« 1d6+3 = 6 + 3 = 9 »
Haze: (( sad ))
Haze: (( er ))
	Haze: 	« 9+5 = 9 + 5 = 14 »
Haze: (( er ))
	Haze: 	« 6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »
Haze: (( hippo ))
	Sauraxe: 	Aaruuuuuu....
	Sauraxe: 	« 1d20+4+9 = 3 + 4 + 9 = 16 » ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAR!
	Hendrix: 	Ci! Leave this to us....just go ge--oh god my ribcage....go get Sen!
Haze: (( barely hits (CRS) ))
	Sauraxe: 	« 3d6+2 = 13 + 2 = 15 »
	Haze: 	OH GOOD GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Haze: (( I assume he like, swatted me out of the sky ))
	Sauraxe: 	*Stomps around* ROOOAAAAR!
Sauraxe: (( obv ))
	Ci: 	...*nod* You guys gonna be alright...?
	Hendrix: 	Right...I'm gonna kill you for that...
	Hendrix: 	We'll be fine! Just go, this is killing me!
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
Hendrix: (( noep ))
	Ci: 	....here goes....*dives in*
	Hendrix: 	....
	Haze: 	YOU COULDA JUST WALKED LIKE FIVE FEET YOU JACKASS!
	Haze: 	« 1d20+5+4 = 13 + 5 + 4 = 22 »« 1d20+5+4 = 4 + 5 + 4 = 13 »
	Viper: 	*I IS DEAD*
	Haze: 	« 1d6+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 »
Haze: (( derp ))
tirkaroKujo: 	spawn on the river, to the right hand side
	Hendrix: 	We're so dead...
	Hendrix: 	Thank god I can be scared again...stress was killing me...
Tokens dropped onto map 'More to the west, young women'
	Sauraxe: 	HAAAaaaruuuuuuu.........
	Haze: 	SAve it till we kill the thing!
	Haze: 	Okay, now what the fuck is it doing?!
	Sauraxe: 	*Runs the fuck away*
	Ci: 	Hah...hah....hah...*swims*
	Hendrix: 	I...think we should just...let it run...
	Haze: 	No, you dumbass! That means it's almost dead!
	Sauraxe: 	800 exp if you let it run
	Hendrix: 	Right...well...I'm not going anywhere near it...
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+3+1 = 6 + 3 + 1 = 10 » acid splash
Hendrix: (( nope splash ))
	Haze: 	Dammit...why'd you have to pick now?! *attacks*
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+5 = 15 + 4 + 5 = 24 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+4+5 = 2 + 4 + 5 = 11 »
	Haze: 	« 1d6+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »
	Sen: 	*Holds onto rocks* *Blaugh* Uh, can you help me out!?
	Sauraxe: 	Bwuuwaaaah.........
	Sauraxe: 	*Falls into river*
Hendrix: (( can it actually...stand in the water? ))
Ci: (( Can I climb up here and grab her? And what do I have to roll to do so? ))
Hendrix: (( dammit man ))
Hendrix: (( If you're gonna have everything move 15 spaces a round we need more movement (CRS) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	She's holding onto it, so it's just an STR check
	Hendrix: 	...I...don't think we should let it get away...if it runs into them...it won't be..pretty..
	Ci: 	*scrambles up* Gah...hah...Sen! « 1d20 = 12 »
tirkaroKujo: (( nigga it's both the Sauraxe's movement and the river itself pushing it ))
Hendrix: (( wait dammit where was he ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 » AArrguh!
	Sen: 	*NOBODY'S GETTIN UP*
Hendrix: (( course Revert Last Moveo nly works once ))
	Ci: 	Dammit....*leans over* C'mon...« 1d20 = 5 »
Ci: (( Eep. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*And it got away* :(
Hendrix: (( or it can just up and disappear while I'm deciding what to do ))
Hendrix: (( tlaking = free action ))
Hendrix: (( thinking = not a free action ))
Hendrix: (( genius ))
	Hendrix: 	It...warped.
	Hendrix: 	Huh.
	Haze: 	Welp, whateve.r
tirkaroKujo: 	Fine you free action faggot
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1+3 = 16 + 1 + 3 = 20 » Though I...realy doubt tis is going to do anything..
	Hendrix: 	« 1d3 = 2 »
	Sauraxe: 	bwoooogh
Ci: (( I assume that 5 caused me to die. ))
	Haze: 	Welp, least you tried.
	Hendrix: 	Hah...they're....going to die now, aren't they...I...should have attacked it back then...
tirkaroKujo: 	You struggle to get her up, and thus nobody's gettin up ever, at least for this turn
	Haze: 	Yep, yeah, you should have.
tirkaroKujo: 	NOW YOU CAN TRY AGAIN NIGGA
	Haze: 	Too bad, now they're fucked, causea you.
	Ci: 	« 1d20 = 12 »
	Hendrix: 	Let's just go!
Ci: (( FFS ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 11 + 3 = 14 » I'm...doing my best!
Hendrix: (( where do I spawn hippo ))
Sen: (( to the right ))
Tokens dropped onto map 'More to the west, young women'
Tokens dropped onto map 'More to the west, young women'
tirkaroKujo: 	*NOBODY'S GETTIN UP*
Ci: (( Goddamn Golden Sun water being so deadly. ))
tirkaroKujo: (( here you go MT, last chance before Tyranno rape time ))
	Hendrix: 	*takes dagger; cuts self to heal Haze; drinks potion*
	Ci: 	*leans out further* Hnnnngh....« 1d20 = 4 »
Ci: (( GOOD GOD ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d10+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »
	Hendrix: 	« 1d8+4 = 3 + 4 = 7 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 8 + 3 = 11 » I-I can still........
	Hendrix: 	Let's...go...you first...
	Sauraxe: 	*AND THUS, NOBODY WAS HAPPY EVER AGAIN*
	Haze: 	God dammit, I liked you better when you were about to snap.
	Haze: 	Oh, hey...the fuck are you people still in water?!
	Sauraxe: 	*Lands on the rock, takes a moment to recover*
	Hendrix: 	Uh...what...
tirkaroKujo: 	LAST CHACNE
tirkaroKujo: 	chancne indeed
Ci: (( Now watch Maptools rape me ))
Ci: (( With a Nat 1 ))
	Ci: 	« 1d20 = 4 »
Ci: (( Called that shit ))
Hendrix: (( close enough ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 2 + 3 = 5 » Raaguh!
Hendrix: (( Shit, people. ))
Hendrix: (( You crazy. ))
Hendrix: (( BTW ))
	Sauraxe: 	AAarguhg?
Hendrix: (( why is there a fireball on that tree? ))
Hendrix: (( and those boxes ))
Ci: (( Something Golden Sun-y ))
tirkaroKujo: 	(i) I have banned Phatthrice forever, reason: Ur literal mapping is killing teh e-sports
Haze: (( No I meant like ))
Haze: (( why is it re on the map at all ))
Haze: (( -re ))
Ci: (( Because it's a Golden Sun map. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I dunno, it's just there
Haze: (( like why would anyone put it there in the first place (LOLWUT) ))
Haze: (( it's obviously shopped in ))
Ci: (( Probably yoinked from a guide or something ))
tirkaroKujo: 	I think it was meant to get an item
Haze: (( eh, maybe ))
tirkaroKujo: 	ANd yes, it was taken from VGmaps
Haze: (( ah ))
Ci: (( Indeed. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Like a shitload of other maps I get
	Hendrix: 	Oh god, that thing again!
Hendrix: (( And I still haven't reloaded that fucking crossbow! ))
Ci: (( Welp, time to get bitten in half. ))
Haze: (( we get init or can I do something retarded ))
Haze: (( and by retarded I mean not entirely retarded ))
Sauraxe: (( sure, I'll let you re-reroll init this time ))
Hendrix: (( okay ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1 = 19 + 1 = 20 »
Hendrix: (( nice ))
Sauraxe: (( hooray, you can do something retarded ))
	Haze: 	« 1d20+1+4 = 8 + 1 + 4 = 13 »
Haze: (( oh, just him ))
Haze: (( okay ))
	Hendrix: 	Haze...give me that bow you picked up!
	Haze: 	What?! Can you even use one of these things?!
	Hendrix: 	Well...crossbows are more mecahnically complex...pull and let go, not that hard!
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+8+1+3-4 = 4 + 8 + 1 + 3 - 4 = 12 »
Hendrix: (( nope. ))
	Sauraxe: 	ROOOOOOAR (eh, ya missed pal
	Hendrix: 	Alright...
	Hendrix: 	I just...give up.
	Hendrix: 	Take it from here, everyone else...
	Sauraxe: 	« 1d20+4+9 = 10 + 4 + 9 = 23 » I AM TEH STRONG
Ci: (( Oh lawdy ))
	Sauraxe: 	« 2d6+2 = 6 + 2 = 8 » AND I IR TEH KIRR U
Sauraxe: (( until now that is I guess ))
Ci: (( Wow that was weak >: ))
Hendrix: (( wasn't that 3d6? (SMIRK) ))
tirkaroKujo: (( silence nigger ))
Haze: (( Ci's turn ))
Haze: (( though I would assume getting axed would make you lose your grip ))
Haze: (( WHICH WOULD BE THE SMART THING TO FUCKING DO AT THIS POINT ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ci does indeed need to make a dex check to keep grip
Haze: (( JUST LET GO ))
	Ci: 	kYAH!
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »
Ci: (( OH FFS ))
tirkaroKujo: 	NIGGA I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW TO SWIM
Haze: (( what's the check to grab her ))
tirkaroKujo: 	First incredibly low Dex check, then STR check
	Haze: 	« 1d20+1 = 4 + 1 = 5 »
Ci: (( Nope. ))
Haze: (( sorry. ))
Haze: (( you dead. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM8LIM8riY8
tirkaroKujo: 	Theme of this battle right now
	Haze: 	WHAT?! HOW DID I MISS YOU! I gotta get more used to these fucking wings...
	Sen: 	*BLARGH I CANNOT SWIM*
	Ci: 	*pulls down mask so I don't have soaking wet clothe stuck to my face* Gah! Aha...aha...aha......
	Sauraxe: 	ROOOAAAAR! (I AM KING OF AXE)
	Sen: 	*Blugh!* I-I'm reeaaaaaaallllly soooorrryyyyyyyyyyyy~!
	Hendrix: 	Let us...try this again...
	Hendrix: 	One last time... « 1d20+8-4+3+1 = 10 + 8 - 4 + 3 + 1 = 18 »
Hendrix: (( woo ))
Sen: (( hooray ))
Hendrix: (( this has no damage bonus right ))
Hendrix: (( just the AR bonus ))
Sauraxe: (( nigga you using the spear or something ))
Hendrix: (( the damn bow ))
Hendrix: (( I am using the bow (HIPPO) ))
Sauraxe: (( the one you got off the rabbit, right ))
Hendrix: (( yeah ))
Sauraxe: (( nope, no bonus at all ))
Sauraxe: (( saurus has like, no health left anyway ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d8+1 = 7 + 1 = 8 »
	Sauraxe: 	*WELL WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THAT'S EXACTLY HOW MUCH YOU NEEDED*
	Hendrix: 	How am I better with this than the crossbow...I don't even have training with it...
	Sauraxe: 	*NOBODY TO DRY MY EYES, DRIVE ME CRAZY*
	Sauraxe: 	1000 exp
Hendrix: (( and they still die ))
Hendrix: (( because everyone went comatose ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Ci make dex check or summin
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3 = 7 + 3 = 10 »
Hendrix: (( naw ))
Ci: (( OH MY GOD. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	NOBODY TO DRY YOUR EYES
	Haze: 	« 1d20+1 = 8 + 1 = 9 »
Haze: (( nope ))
Ci: (( Maptools fucking hates me today ))
tirkaroKujo: 	DRIVE YOU CRAZY
tirkaroKujo: 	« 1d2 = 2 » 1 left, 2 down
	Haze: 	SON OF A BITCH REALLY?!
tirkaroKujo: 	YA'LL NIGGAS LUCKY TODAY
	Hendrix: 	*holds out spear with point facing him so as not to stab them; instead they will fuck up and gut me* Grab this!
tirkaroKujo: 	THIS STR CHECK IS LIKE NOW FUCKING NOTHING
Ci: (( Whose STR check? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You Ci, and I guess also Sen
	Ci: 	« 1d20 = 16 »
Ci: (( That'll do pig ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Congrats, you actually made it this time
Hendrix: (( I assume they just grab onto the rock ))
Hendrix: (( making me totally useless ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 1 + 3 = 4 »
Hendrix: (( and Sen drowns. ))
	Sen: 	*IS STILL ON THE DAMN ROCK*
Sen: (( doh, right, nat 1 ))
	Sen: 	*Grabs onto THIS rock*
	Haze: 	WELP THIS SEEMS TO BE ABOUT AS FAR AS I CAN GO, SORRY.
Hendrix: (( that is a door right ))
Hendrix: (( and not just a giant block of nothingness ))
Hendrix: (( like why owuld even put a door there anyways, but whatever ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed a door that yellow thingy magic
tirkaroKujo: 	*magig
tirkaroKujo: 	*majig?
	Hendrix: 	...and I cannot reach you either...
Hendrix: (( you dead ))
Hendrix: (( well actually if she's there I can ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3 = 15 + 3 = 18 » III'M SOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY
	Sen: 	*FINALLY FUCKING MAKES IT OUT*
	Haze: 	Well thanks for saving the trouble.
	Ci: 	*GASPS FOR AIR THIS SIDE OFTHE DOOR*
	Sen: 	*Crawls onto ground at last* Eehhh...hehe, I finally made it....
	Hendrix: 	Yeah...that's what matters, atleast...
	Haze: 	Well it's not like you people wrre in any danger, anyways. It's fucking water.
	Sen: 	*Attempts to wring out everything* I never quite got to learn how to swim, see........
Ci: (( Why is Haze just being a colossal bitch today? (WARU) ))
Hendrix: (( she's ALWAYS a colossal bitch ))
Hendrix: (( just usually not to you guys. ))
Hendrix: (( you complained when she WASN'T a bitch to Hendrix (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( now can we carry on, my wayward sons ))
	Ci: 	Hah.....hah.........hah...........hah........ugh........
	Sen: 	Y-you guys go first this time...
	Hendrix: 	Are you alright, Ci?
	Ci: 	I...will be...hah...hah...
	Hendrix: 	Well...you...might want to get away from the edge of the water...
	Ci: 	*crawls up* Yeah...
Hendrix: (( also this bow is just blatantly better than the Crossbow ))
Hendrix: (( even without proficiency ))
Hendrix: (( still has +4 hippo ))
	Ci: 	*dripping wet* You...you guys got Sen...right...? Hah..
	Hendrix: 	Er...more like she got herself...we were no real help...
	Haze: 	Well not for lack of trying! She just got up before I got there, is all.
	Sen: 	I-it's okay....
	Sen: 	Listen, I'm, uh....really sorry for that now.....
Haze: (( >MFW you are apparently supposed to roll another fucking attack roll after getting a nat 20/crit ))
Haze: (( >to "confirm" the critical ))
Haze: (( SO THEY WANT TO MAKE IT EVEN HARDER THAN 1/20 (LOLWUT) ))
	Ci: 	You alright Sen..?
	Hendrix: 	Sorry...? It's not your fault...he knocked you into the water, right?
	Sen: 	*Sniff* It's alright.....,really.
	Sen: 	I probably should have been more careful....or swam better.....
Hendrix: (( brb ))
	Ci: 	Don't be sad Sen..wasn't your fault..
	Hendrix: 	Yeah, cheer up...it's not your fault you can't swim. And everyone's fine, now...
	Haze: 	Well, except for the gaping wounds...but we got those before you fell in.
	Sen: 	*Sniff* Really? Well....okay then.....
	Haze: 	Gah! Flying...ow...not used to that shit...
	Ci: 	I wish I had a change of clothes though...*shivers*
	Hendrix: 	...dammit...
	Hendrix: 	I meant to buy a change of clothes in town...
	Hendrix: 	Now I'm going to have to tear off the other sleeve...
	Hendrix: 	*CAN I EVEN CARRY THIS DAMN BOW*
	Ci: 	*bounces* Cold, cold, cold, cold...
Sen: (( it's muhfukkin 3 lbs ))
Hendrix: (( I cannot. ))
Sen: (( like any other fuckin longbow ))
Hendrix: (( 40/39 ))
Sen: (( well then, you have long since been overencumbered ))
Sen: (( so take that speed penalty like a bitch ))
Hendrix: (( but there isn't one for medium I don't think (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( only heavy....I think ))
Hendrix: (( No, wait, I'm wrong ))
Hendrix: (( I can only move 4 spaces ))
Sen: (( m ))
	Hendrix: 	*gives food to haze*
	Hendrix: 	*38/39*
Sen: (( mm ))
	Hendrix: 	Rihgt...*straps longbow on back* I think I'm going to use this...
	Hendrix: 	Let's go...
	Sen: 	Once again, you go first...unless you don't want that....
	Ci: 	Cold cold cold cold cold...
	Hendrix: 	No, it's fine...just give me a second...
	Hendrix: 	*CUTS HIS FUCKING ARM -AGAIN-* « 1d10+5 = 4 + 5 = 9 »
	Hendrix: 	Ugh...hate doing that...
	Hendrix: 	Alright..now we can go.
Hendrix: (( right ))
Hendrix: (( you want that dagger ))
Hendrix: (( er, shortsword ))
	Hendrix: 	Wait! Before we go, Haze, give Ci those bolts, I don't need them anymore...that sword we found too, if she wants it...
	Haze: 	Fiiine. *rummages in Super Pack 4001*
	Haze: 	Here! Just don't lose em, took a lot of effort to steal those things from a half-dead rabbit.
Haze: (( +10 bolts ))
Haze: (( Mwk Short Sword +10 (1d6+1/19-20) (2 lbs) (115 gp) ))
Ci: (( What's overloaded for me? (HMM) ))
Haze: (( and that gdlk thing ))
Haze: (( 30 lbs I think ))
Haze: (( or wait no you improved your str ))
Haze: (( 33 ))
Haze: (( hippo ))
Haze: (( but yes you will just never miss with taht ))
Haze: (( ever ))
	Hendrix: 	*I SHOULD HAVE JUST BEEN A RANGER (FEDUP)*
Hendrix: (( I could actually crossclass to Ranger to get prof. with all martial weapons, but then Haze just ends up total ass (HIPPO) ))
	Ci: 	I'll take the sword but...I don't really have enough space for more bolts...
Hendrix: (( Guess I will at 8th level ))
Hendrix: (( As she doesn't get a HD then anyhow ))
Hendrix: (( then again....she'd be like four behind ))
Hendrix: (( y hippo y ))
	Haze: 	Well then what the hell am I supposed to do with these...
	Ci: 	Well, let's go! Coldcoldcoldcoldcold....
	Sen: 	*Is still wringing out more clothing* That sounds best, yes....
	Hendrix: 	Sorry...but I don't have any heat magic...
tirkaroKujo: 	AND THUS, YE TRAVEL FURTHER TO THE WEST
Phatthrice: 	THIS WAS A FOREST? (D)
Phatthrice: 	WHO JUST STACKS BOXES IN THE MIDDLE OF A FOREST
Phatthrice: 	THEN PUTS A DOOR IN THEM?!
tirkaroKujo: 	AS YOU MAKE YOUR WAY THROUGH THE HEFTY WILDERNESS, YOU SEEM TO GET MORE DREARY AND TIRED ALONG THE WAY
Phatthrice: 	Why does this look ominously familiar
Phatthrice: 	I assume we start on the left
Phatthrice: 	To continue the tradition
tirkaroKujo: 	IT SEEMS YOU'VE GONE HOURS AND HOURS GOING THROUGH DREADED FORESTS, AND IT'S ALREADY GOTTEN SOMEWHAT DARK. OR MAYBE IT'S JUST THIS PLACE.
tirkaroKujo: 	WHATEVER IT IS, IT IS IN YOUR BEST INTEREST TO SPAWN RIGHT-ISH
Tokens dropped onto map 'Further into the forest you go'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Further into the forest you go'
Tokens dropped onto map 'Further into the forest you go'
	Hendrix: 	Ugh...anyone else feel..unusually tired...
	Sen: 	Feels like we've been at this for hours....
	Ci: 	*yawn* Sortakinda...
	Haze: 	Ehh...sorta? I don't know, I can't judge.
	Hendrix: 	Right...well...
	Sen: 	Seems an awful lot of traveling is just running through lots of nothing....
Hendrix: (( is Ci just holding onto me like a lost puppy or something ))
Hendrix: (( or just hiding behind me ))
Hendrix: (( so everything murders me instead of her ))
Ci: (( She's tired and wet, she's probably just following along. ))
Hendrix: (( since Hendrix is 6'0" and Ci is like, 2'5" ))
	Hendrix: 	....
	Koraugh: 	*BLARG WE IS KNOCKED THE FUK OUT*
	Hendrix: 	I...thought so...
	Haze: 	Weren't these the guys from the tavern? I...sorta remember em.
	Sen: 	AH! What happened to these people!?
	Hendrix: 	Yeah...probably the giant...
	Hendrix: 	Or Karnarv and...uh...the little cat got bored of them...?
Hendrix: (( seriously the hell is that thing's name? Nendo? ))
tirkaroKujo: 	It is indeed Nendo
	Ci: 	You think the giant's around here now?
tirkaroKujo: 	Nigga summin is going on
tirkaroKujo: 	I would reccommend a wis check bout now
Hendrix: (( Ci: I'M JUST GONNA STAND RIGHT NEXT TO WATER. NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS AROUND WATER ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+2 = 20 + 2 = 22 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+3+5 = 19 + 3 + 3 + 5 = 30 »
Hendrix: (( I ca--nv ))
Hendrix: (( m ))
Ci: (( *SEES FOREVER* ))
	Haze: 	« 1d20+3+3 = 10 + 3 + 3 = 16 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12+4 = 10 + 12 + 4 = 26 »
Hendrix: (( SAAAAAAAAD ))
Hendrix: (( UNFORTUNATELY ))
Hendrix: (( CI IS LOOKING THE WRONG WAY ))
Hendrix: (( SO ALL SHE SEES IS THAT HAZE DOES INDEED HAVE TITS. ))
tirkaroKujo: 	???: ALRIGHT! HEAVE 'EM AWAY GIRLS! ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE VILLAGE, AND DON'T LEAVE A LICK OF VALUEABLES ON 'EM, YA HEAR!?
	Hendrix: 	...girls?
	Haze: 	That us?
	Hendrix: 	...no...probably not.
	Sen: 	Wh-who was that just now....?
	Ci: 	I dunno....someone very loud though...
	Haze: 	I dno't know, but I'm gonna guess I've got to go find out.
	Haze: 	You're coming with me, Hendrix!
	Hendrix: 	Well...yes...kind of required...you go first, I am using a bow after all...
	Haze: 	...sure.
	Sen: 	I-I'm really a bit scared now.....
	Hendrix: 	Don't talk to me about scared...please...
	Ci: 	It's okay Sen just stick close to me! *pose*
	Hendrix: 	*nocks bow*
	Sen: 	I'm doing just that!
tirkaroKujo: 	OH SHIT KITTY
tirkaroKujo: 	YOU BETTER ROLL A DEX CHECK BOUT NOW
Hendrix: (( god dammit ))
Haze: (( dex or Reflex ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Er, reflex
tirkaroKujo: 	I'm dum
	Haze: 	« 1d20+1+1 = 19 + 1 + 1 = 21 » course reflex is her bad one
Haze: (( deosn't matter (COOL) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You avoid.......something. Seemed to have been some sort of magic wind. or maybe just a travelling aura of dread. Seems to be similar either way. How dreadful.
	Haze: 	Whoa! Er...should I even be whoaing? The hell was that?
	Hendrix: 	...what was WHAT?
	Ci: 	I didn't see nothin.
	Haze: 	I unno...wind? Seemed bad.
	Hendrix: 	...right...
tirkaroKujo: 	You hear indescript chattering from beyond the bushes/trees
Hendrix: (( I have no idea why ))
tirkaroKujo: 	You may wis check to see if it's anything in particular
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+3+5 = 3 + 3 + 3 + 5 = 14 »
Ci: (( Nope ))
Hendrix: (( but for some reason this is going through my head ))
Hendrix: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+2 = 1 + 2 = 3 »
Hendrix: (( HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA ))
	Haze: 	« 1d20+3+3 = 15 + 3 + 3 = 21 »
tirkaroKujo: 	???: I have them.....in my sights......
	Haze: 	The hell was that...?
tirkaroKujo: 	???: Haha, I think this is the rest *mumble mumble* of the caravan....how pathetic.....*mumble*
	Haze: 	Why do we have to deal with so many fucking mysterious voices?!
	Hendrix: 	....voices? Really...?
tirkaroKujo: 	WELP NOW YOU'RE IN FOR IT
Hendrix: (( yep ))
tirkaroKujo: 	WIS CHECK SON WIS CHECK OH GOD WIS CHECK
Hendrix: (( again, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+2 = 7 + 2 = 9 »
	Ci: 	« 1d20+3+3+5 = 16 + 3 + 3 + 5 = 27 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+3+3 = 11 + 3 + 3 = 17 »
	Sen: 	« 1d20+12+4 = 19 + 12 + 4 = 35 »
Hendrix: (( Yeah fuck you too Sen ))
tirkaroKujo: 	???: Nyuh huh...so you're also tryin' a pass through this way, huh?
tirkaroKujo: 	*STOMP, STOMP*
	Hendrix: 	Is this another of those photograph things....
	Haze: 	No, this sounds retardedly gigantic.
	Ci: 	...Something big is coming...
tirkaroKujo: 	???: Well, looks like you'll end up, like the rest of em....
tirkaroKujo: 	*STOMP STOMP*
Hendrix: (( KNEW I SHOULD HAVE TEKN SEE INVISIBILITY ))
tirkaroKujo: 	???: You've tried your best.........
	Hendrix: 	*DETECTS THE SHIT OUT OF SOME MAGIC*
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+5+3+3+2 = 2 + 5 + 3 + 3 + 2 = 15 »
Hendrix: (( You're shitting me. ))
Ci: (( I don't think they're invisible anyway (WARY) ))
	Kaguran: 	NOW DIE LIKE THE REST!
Hendrix: (( oh ))
	Hendrix: 	...wha...huh....WHAT?!
	Haze: 	Okay, this is getting REALLY fucking old here.
	Sen: 	Uuuwaaaa.......
	Ci: 	He's...pretty giant....
	Haze: 	Is it...even a he?
	Kaguran: 	I see it's over for you now...bye bye......
	Kaguran: 	Are you frozen in fear? Do you want to run away now?
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+1 = 2 + 1 = 3 » init.com
Hendrix: (( SON OF A BITCH ))
	Haze: 	« 1d20+1+4 = 2 + 1 + 4 = 7 »
Haze: (( fuck ))
	Ci: 	No turning back! « 1d20+3 = 20 + 3 = 23 »
	Kaguran: 	« 1d20 = 20 » I see you want to play that way.......
Ci: (( CRIT NIGGA ))
Ci: (( CRIT INIT ))
	Haze: 	FUCK BOTH OF YOU
	Sen: 	« 1d20+2 = 10 + 2 = 12 » I-I won't be too afraid this time!
	Hendrix: 	This bow is going to do me no good.
	Kaguran: 	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q06iJrlVY5k&feature=related
Hendrix: (( and yes Bad Moon Rising is this thing's boss theme, this has bee--- (D) ))
	Ci: 	*takes aim* Alright...let's go! « 1d20+3+3+4 = 15 + 3 + 3 + 4 = 25 »
tirkaroKujo: 	mmmhits
	Ci: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
	Kaguran: 	Ow....that almost hurt....
Ci: (( Was listening to this instead ))
Hendrix: (( doesn't that have a range of like 60 feet ))
Ci: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4DKTAKE03g ))
Hendrix: (( we're just all listening to different songs ))
	Haze: 	Oh GOD! The hell do you want with me, I didn't do anything!
	Kaguran: 	Out of my way, cat.....« 1d20+17+5 = 15 + 17 + 5 = 37 »
Haze: (( SON OF A WHATN OW?! ))
Ci: (( *SPITTAkE* ))
	Kaguran: 	« 2d4+7 = 5 + 7 = 12 »
Kaguran: (( nigga you've survived worse ))
Haze: (( WHAT IS SHE FUCKING USING ))
Kaguran: (( HER FEEST THEY ARE MADE OF STEEEEEEEEEEEEL ))
Haze: (( JUST MASTERWORK +17 GODDAMNED ---oh. ))
Ci: (( That's a she?! ))
Haze: (( it is ))
Ci: (( Sen now? ))
	Haze: 	That...was bad...but not as bad as I though...
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 12 + 3 + 5 = 20 » AAH! DON'T DO THAT!
	Sen: 	« 1d8+1+3 = 1 + 1 + 3 = 5 » Hiyaaaah!
Ci: (( Nat 1 Queen ))
Haze: (( fuc ))
Haze: (( indeed ))
Sen: (( perhaps ))
Ci: (( Now kitteh then Ginger. ))
	Haze: 	DIE! « 1d20+4+5 = 13 + 4 + 5 = 22 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+5+4 = 2 + 5 + 4 = 11 »
	Haze: 	« 1d6+5 = 5 + 5 = 10 »
	Kaguran: 	Are those....supposed to hurt?
	Hendrix: 	Right...forget the damned bow for now... « 1d20+7+3 = 13 + 7 + 3 = 23 »
	Hendrix: 	« 1d8+3 = 5 + 3 = 8 »
	Kaguran: 	I really think you're just trying to get on my nerves now....
Hendrix: (( I keep seeing those red flowers ))
Hendrix: (( as tiny fucking demons ))
Hendrix: (( with red eyes ))
	Ci: 	Take this! « 1d20+3+3+10 = 10 + 3 + 3 + 10 = 26 »
	Ci: 	« 1d6+1+3 = 6 + 1 + 3 = 10 »
	Ci: 	Bet that stung!
	Kaguran: 	Thats....no good « 1d20+17+5 = 20 + 17 + 5 = 42 » Go away now, shinobi.....
Hendrix: (( DON'T GO AROUND TONIGHT ))
Hendrix: (( WELL--- ))
Hendrix: (( Oh god. ))
Hendrix: (( You're dead. ))
Ci: (( Very possibly. ))
Hendrix: (( HOPE YOU GOT YOUR THINGS TOGETHER ))
	Kaguran: 	« 2d4+4 = 8 + 4 = 12 »
Hendrix: (( HOPE YOU HAD QUITE THE PARADISE ))
Hendrix: (( FUUUUCK MAN ))
Hendrix: (( FUCK ))
Kaguran: (( so 24 ))
Hendrix: (( still not as much as Fishman ))
Hendrix: (( somehow ))
Kaguran: (( somehow ))
	Ci: 	*smashed into ground* GAAAAH....!
	Sen: 	C--c--cc-CI!
Ci: (( Barely still up lol ))
Ci: (( 5 HP left. ))
	Sen: 	« 1d20+3+5 = 19 + 3 + 5 = 27 »« 1d20+3+5 = 15 + 3 + 5 = 23 » I WON'T FORGIVE YOU! NEVER!
	Ci: 	*cough, cough* (Goddamn....)....
	Sen: 	« 1d8+1+3 = 8 + 1 + 3 = 12 »« 1d8+1+3 = 5 + 1 + 3 = 9 »
Ci: (( Dayum. Lesbian Rage Mode Sen clears house. ))
Sen: (( indeed ))
	Kaguran: 	Urgh...why is this taking so much effort?
	Haze: 	Can't let you upstage me, can I?! « 1d20+4+5 = 17 + 4 + 5 = 26 »
	Haze: 	« 1d20+5+4 = 10 + 5 + 4 = 19 »
Haze: (( second hit? ))
Kaguran: (( nope ))
Haze: (( good god ))
Haze: (( WAIT ))
Haze: (( DOES SHE HAVE THE PENALTY FOR BEING FUCKHUGE (D) ))
	Haze: 	« 1d6+5 = 6 + 5 = 11 »
Kaguran: (( yes ))
Kaguran: (( still doesn't hit ))
Haze: (( WHAT THE PISS (SHOCK)_ ))
	Haze: 	Er...shit...
	Hendrix: 	« 1d20+7+3 = 19 + 7 + 3 = 29 » Come on...
Hendrix: (( WHY DO YOU NOT CRIT ON 19-20 (CRS) ))
Hendrix: (( this thing is x3 on crits (Y) (HIPPO) (Y) ))
	Hendrix: 	« 1d8+3 = 3 + 3 = 6 »
	Kaguran: 	This....isn't looking good at all.....
	Hendrix: 	This is good! This is very good, for us!
	Ci: 	*shakily gets up* Gah...aha...hah....hah....« 1d20+10+3+3 = 2 + 10 + 3 + 3 = 18 »
Ci: (( And miss ))
	Ci: 	*swings forward, falls flat on face*
	Kaguran: 	I better go...out of my way, red-haired, « 1d20+17+5 = 13 + 17 + 5 = 35 »
	Haze: 	Whoa, you okay...?
	Kaguran: 	« 2d4+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 »
Kaguran: (( *DATSH NOOOOTHIIING, I'M ON DAT IN A DAY* ))
	Hendrix: 	Gh...ha...can't get me with that!
	Sen: 	NO! You stay here until you're properly punished! « 1d20+3+5 = 1 + 3 + 5 = 9 »
Hendrix: (( dat nat 1 queen ))
	Kaguran: 	Not with those fists, I wont.....
	Haze: 	HOW BOUT CLAWS?! « 1d20+4+5 = 11 + 4 + 5 = 20 » « 1d20+4+5 = 15 + 4 + 5 = 24 »
Haze: (( does the first hit ))
Kaguran: (( yes ))
	Haze: 	« 1d6+5 = 2 + 5 = 7 »
	Haze: 	« 1d6+5 = 3 + 5 = 8 »
	Kaguran: 	Oh.....oh.......
	Kaguran: 	Well, this just sucks now.....
	Hendrix: 	Heh...oh, it's down.
	Kaguran: 	1000 exp
	Haze: 	...yeah, and good for that.
	Sen: 	Phew, okay, it didn't get to do that much damage then....
	Hendrix: 	Hehhh...what was that thing?
	Sen: 	Still, are you okay Ci?
	Haze: 	Uh...I don't know...probably just...you okay?
	Ci: 	My....skeleton...hurts..gack...
tirkaroKujo: 	???: Hey! Stop that! Sister Kaguran isn't an it!
	Hendrix: 	Yeah...yeah, I'm fine. Worry about Ci.
	Haze: 	Uh...yeah, sure...But what was that?
	Fenfang: 	*Runs outta dem trees*
Haze: (( just up there hips ))
	Fenfang: 	AAAH! What did you do to sister Kaguran now!?
	Fenfang: 	I thought she was undefeatable!
	Hendrix: 	Nope...not quite...who are you?
	Fenfang: 	Muwaaaa~! Wake up Kaguran, wake up! You can't just fall here!
	Fenfang: 	AArugh, why did you do this!?
	Haze: 	Why did she attack us?!
	Fenfang: 	Well, CLEARLY because we just wanted to take your stuff!
	Ci: 	*crawls to feet* Ngh....that was like having a house dropped on me......
	Fenfang: 	Well, maybe that's not a good reason....
	Fenfang: 	But still! I don't trust Kilad people like you! You do bad things!
	Hendrix: 	Take our...stuff? Are you kidding me?! You just attacked us for that?!
	Haze: 	Er, hold on...we're not even FROM Kilad! We're GOING there! You live here and don't even know that?
	Fenfang: 	Going, from, same thing! If you want something to do with that town, chances are it's just in relation to all the bad people there!
	Fenfang: 	Me, sis, and a few others, we're the only survivors left from an attack from mean Kilad men!
Haze: (( WELL, HONEY, http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr96/phatcat201/dealwithitsloththing-1.gif ))
	Fenfang: 	We may not be able to take all of them at once, so we can at least try and pick off the people one-by-one by blocking off the main route there!
	Hendrix: 	Just leave the area, then. Go to the next town over.
	Fenfang: 	No! Sis said we won't move until every mean Kilad person is DEAD! Dead or working for us!
	Fenfang: 	If we don't do something about it, they'll keep spreading everywhere!
	Fenfang: 	Even to the next town, and the next, and the one after that!
	Haze: 	Oh, yeah, like that's gonna fuckin work. WE beat you. If anyone in Kilad actually gave a damn about this you'd be dead already, you know that, right?
Haze: (( I just realized that monk character of mine could literally Snakefight ))
Haze: (( and be good at it ))
Haze: (( or this, http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr96/phatcat201/1317409431914.gif ))
	Fenfang: 	Shuddap! You don't know anything! Besides, you haven't even fought me yet!
	Fenfang: 	I'm sure sis was just tired after a long day of dealing with the previous people here!
	Haze: 	Cool, let's tumble then.
Haze: (( and Ci and Sen are just making out over there ))
Fenfang: (( obv ))
Hendrix: (( this chick even armed ))
tirkaroKujo: 	*She only has FEEEEEEEEEESTS besides some gp in her pocket*
Hendrix: (( I meant the little girl ))
	Fenfang: 	Wh-are you just gonna keep going!? No! That's terrible! I can't let mean Kilad people like you just go like that!
Fenfang: (( that's a secret ))
	Hendrix: 	Well honestly...I'd rather not fight you, no...I'm just calming down after all this...
tirkaroKujo: 	Also, I presume MT fell asleep at the keyboard
tirkaroKujo: 	So maybe would be a good time to leave off
Hendrix: (( it's only 3:30 his time though (LOLWUT) ))
tirkaroKujo: 	Iunno
tirkaroKujo: 	is MT here, yes or no
tirkaroKujo: 	Course he isn't
Hendrix: (( apparently not wary ))
tirkaroKujo: 	He fell dasleep