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- >Well-off Anon
- >Small inheritance turned into successful business
- >Nice lodge-style home on a big ol' ranch near a small mountain range
- >Private, but lonely, life
- >Go to small convention in Laughlin
- >Wander the Casinos, but you prefer the Stock Market
- >Not a huge difference, really
- >In a small shop at the back of a mall, you catch a glimpse behind a curtain.
- >A much bigger shop is back there.
- >Mention it to cashier, who carefully sizes you up.
- >"Yeah, go ahead."
- >Inside are ponies in cages.
- >Of the many, two catch your eye
- >Unicorns.
- >A blue...guy? Is pleading with a white...girl.
- >Probably.
- >Definitely.
- >You make a show of looking around, most of the ponies avoiding your gaze, but a few look up at you with big, sad eyes.
- >One begs you to take him out of there.
- >This is getting depressing.
- >Eventually you're close enough to eavesdrop on the unicorns.
- >"Please honey, I'm sorry! I know I'll never apologize enough, but I'll get us out of this! I promise! It's going to be okay, just stay strong!"
- >The mare just looks tired.
- >Like most of the ponies in here, she's a little dirty, but not filthy.
- >And you can see a couple of red welts on her back legs.
- >Her flanks, maybe?
- >When the pony sees you looking at her, she lifts her eyes and sets her jaw.
- >Getting to her hooves, she walks to the edge of her cage, as you feel compelled to walk to her.
- >"Hey! HEY! Velvet, what are you-NO! Nononono!"
- >"Please sir." she says firmly, loud enough to be heard over her companion. "I want to leave, won't you take me with you?"
- "I don't-"
- >"Twilight Velvet! This joke has gone far enough! Stop it!"
- >"You got us into this, now I am getting myself out." she states matter of factly. "Please sir, I can cook, clean and generally take care of your home. Just take me away from this place!"
- >That last line was almost a sob.
- >You're not heartless, but you don't really need a pony...
- >Giving her a small nod, you walk back out front.
- >The cashier gives you a knowing look.
- >"Which one?"
- "The unicorn mare."
- >"Heh. She's older, but she's game. Whiny shit of a husband though."
- >OOOOOHHH.
- "They aren't a...pair, are they?"
- >"Pretty sure they've got kids somewhere." the cashier says, sliding a piece of paper across the desk.
- >A bill for $50k.
- "That's a lot of money, what do I get for that?"
- >"A good maid that doesn't have to be paid."
- "Maids don't cost that much."
- >"I'll give you her and her husband for seventy."
- "I'm good." you say, filling in the pertinent details on the form. "Let me warn my bank about this."
- >The cashier smiles broadly.
- >"I'll bring her out and get you her title and forms."
- >A short phone call later, you're listening to hysterical shouting coming from behind the curtain.
- >But despite the pony's protestations, he just became forcibly divorced.
- >His mare is now your mare.
- >You almost feel bad about it...but she doesn't seem upset when she is lead out into the shop on a leash.
- >"Already vaccinated, filed your registration just now -that'll take a day or two to process- and now the check...?"
- "Here." you say, laying it flat on the counter, holding out an open hand.
- >"Looks legit."
- "I get the impression not everyone can go back there." you say as he drops the end of the leash in your hand.
- >"They can't."
- "Who can."
- >"You, obviously."
- "Just me?"
- >"Of course not. But anyone who looks like they have the money and isn't going to waste my time can."
- "How did you know...?"
- >"You get a feel for people. Now go enjoy your mare."
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