Tower of Illusion - full script

1. *Narrator: We join our characters at sundown in the chapel. Andas and Benor are about to be married. By marrying Benor, Andas gleefully gains rulership over both Ythryn and Sunrest. Benor desires Andas' hand because, without true love's kiss by sundown, Benor will suffer a ghastly fate. What Benor doesn’t know is that their actual true love, Cimon, is racing to arrive in time to proclaim their love for Benor and stop them from marrying the wrong person.

2. Andas: People of Ythryn, we gather here today to bear witness to the union of Benor and myself, of course. By the power vested in me by the Arcane Octad I now pronounce us -

3. *Cimon: I object! [Pause for laughter.] Benor, you can’t marry Andas! They don’t love you!

4. Benor: Cimon, what are you doing here? You’re about to ruin everything. When you turned your back on me, I moved on.

5. *Cimon: Benor, I had no choice, I didn’t want you to see the truth about me. That truth is...I'm a {{choose a bizarre creature}} [Cimon drops their disguise! Describe their appearance.]

6. Andas: Guards, seize that creature [pointing to Cimon]! I want their {{choose an appropriate organ}} put in a {{choose an appropriate container}} in my {{choose a often used personal space}}. [Turns to Benor.] My love, shall we get back to the happiest day of our lives?

7. *Benor: No Andas. I cannot marry you. Cimon, there’s something I’ve been keeping from you too... [Benor turns to look at the final rays of sunlight and begins to turn into a {{choose a bizarre creature}}. Describe the transformation!]

8. Andas: By Mystral, you’re both disgusting. Guards, kill them both. And be sure to harvest their {{choose the organ from before}}!

9. *Narrator: Magen enter the room from all sides. The scene looks hopeless for our heroes when suddenly Cimon lets out a mighty screech. Within moments, a huge {{choose a large flying creature}} crashes into the chapel and eats Andas whole.

10. *Andas: [Noises of great pain.]

11. Narrator: With their leader defeated, the magen stand down. All eyes return to Benor and Cimon.

12. Cimon: Benor, I love you.

13. Benor: Cimon, I love you too.

14. *Narrator: Cimon and Benor approach each other and share a romantic kiss. [Pause to allow the actors to proceed. Stare at them, if needed.] As their lips touch, the room begins to glow and both of them lift up into the air. A wave of light spreads over the room. When it clears, {{improvise what happens!}} Everyone cheers and the curtains close.