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- >Cold, rainy night.
- >No big deal...don't have to go out for anything.
- >Cook some food, watch the tube, play vidya.
- >Hear noises outside.
- >Group of fluffy ponies on your back porch.
- >Wet, cold, hungry.
- >Their little voices beg for human kindness.
- >"Pwease food?" "So cowd!" "Can come inside pwease?"
- >Tiny hooves scratch on the glass as they whimper.
- >Lightning strikes nearby.
- >Fluffy ponies squeal & cry.
- >Hugging each-other in terror.
- >Normally they'd be pooping in fear.
- >Obviously haven't eaten in a long time.
- >Some are injured.
- >All are dirty, soaked, shivering.
- >A few mares have skinny foals clinging to their wet fluff.
- >"Hungwy, mummy" they cry.
- >Mares have no milk to give.
- >"Don' cwy babees...Mista be nice...Mista hewp...Mista gif food."
- >Fluffies continue to scratch at door.
- >Hoping desperately for lifesaving shelter, warmth and sustenance.
- >Look out at their tear streaked faces.
- "I have to do something."
- >Slide open the door.
- >Scatter a whole box of thumbtacks on your back porch.
- >Close and lock door.
- >Now you hear "Owwwiee!" & "Hoof huwt!" added to the whimpering.
- >Eventually the stupid creatures get the message and leave.
- >Sweep up the thumbtacks in the morning.
- >Surprised the little morons didn't try to eat them.
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