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Cold Rainy Night

May 4th, 2012
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  1. >Cold, rainy night.
  2. >No big deal...don't have to go out for anything.
  3. >Cook some food, watch the tube, play vidya.
  4. >Hear noises outside.
  5. >Group of fluffy ponies on your back porch.
  6. >Wet, cold, hungry.
  7. >Their little voices beg for human kindness.
  8. >"Pwease food?" "So cowd!" "Can come inside pwease?"
  9. >Tiny hooves scratch on the glass as they whimper.
  10. >Lightning strikes nearby.
  11. >Fluffy ponies squeal & cry.
  12. >Hugging each-other in terror.
  13. >Normally they'd be pooping in fear.
  14. >Obviously haven't eaten in a long time.
  15. >Some are injured.
  16. >All are dirty, soaked, shivering.
  17. >A few mares have skinny foals clinging to their wet fluff.
  18. >"Hungwy, mummy" they cry.
  19. >Mares have no milk to give.
  20. >"Don' cwy babees...Mista be nice...Mista hewp...Mista gif food."
  21. >Fluffies continue to scratch at door.
  22. >Hoping desperately for lifesaving shelter, warmth and sustenance.
  23. >Look out at their tear streaked faces.
  24. "I have to do something."
  25. >Slide open the door.
  26. >Scatter a whole box of thumbtacks on your back porch.
  27. >Close and lock door.
  28. >Now you hear "Owwwiee!" & "Hoof huwt!" added to the whimpering.
  29. >Eventually the stupid creatures get the message and leave.
  30. >Sweep up the thumbtacks in the morning.
  31. >Surprised the little morons didn't try to eat them.
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