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Shad and Rarity tell bible stories

Jan 16th, 2013
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  1. [RC] Shadow Ari: There's a "Dear Sister" SWEP
  2. [RC] Shadow Ari: It plays the beginning part of Hide and Seek whenever you kill someone with it and it slows time
  3. DDDowney: can you fuck it?
  4. [RC] Shadow Ari: I can fuck it up, if that's what you mean
  5. DDDowney: wait
  6. DDDowney: i just realized
  7. DDDowney: [RC] Shadow Ari: Downloading the fuck out of this
  8. [RC] Shadow Ari: There's a "Dear Sister" SWEP
  9. [RC] Shadow Ari: It plays the beginning part of Hide and Seek whenever you kill someone with it and it slows time
  10. DDDowney: can you fuck it?
  11. DDDowney: >dear sister
  12. DDDowney: >can you fuck it
  13. DDDowney facepalms
  14. [RC] Shadow Ari: I just signed the invitation for my sisters wedding, too
  15. [RC] Shadow Ari: OH GOD
  16. [RC] Shadow Ari: AJIOFJSHSN
  17. DDDowney: haha
  18. DDDowney: plot twist, she's marrying you
  19. [RC] Shadow Ari: ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
  20. DDDowney: haha
  21. [RC] Shadow Ari: That, sir, is against the Bible
  22. DDDowney: so is anger
  23. DDDowney: the more you know
  24. [RC] Shadow Ari: So is being a filthy filthy furry
  25. DDDowney: haha
  26. DDDowney: noah was totally a furry
  27. [RC] Shadow Ari: nah
  28. [RC] Shadow Ari: The rest of the worldbut him was
  29. [RC] Shadow Ari: so as everything was flooding
  30. [RC] Shadow Ari: he stole all the animals and shouted
  31. [RC] Shadow Ari: "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS"
  32. DDDowney: XD
  33. DDDowney: we should write children's bible stories
  34. [RC] Shadow Ari: oh lord
  35. DDDowney: Jesus came back after 3 days because he was on 56k
  36. [RC] Shadow Ari: "Why the fuck are we playing on a server in the middle east? Why not fucking Dallas? Who matched this?"
  37. DDDowney: then Doubting Thomas raised his hand
  38. [RC] Shadow Ari: "!ban Jesus 0 "Abusing OP""
  39. DDDowney: Lazerus got banned for using god mode too
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