Shad and Rarity tell bible stories

[RC] Shadow Ari: There's a "Dear Sister" SWEP
[RC] Shadow Ari: It plays the beginning part of Hide and Seek whenever you kill someone with it and it slows time
DDDowney: can you fuck it?
[RC] Shadow Ari: I can fuck it up, if that's what you mean
DDDowney: wait
DDDowney: i just realized
DDDowney: [RC] Shadow Ari: Downloading the fuck out of this
[RC] Shadow Ari: There's a "Dear Sister" SWEP
[RC] Shadow Ari: It plays the beginning part of Hide and Seek whenever you kill someone with it and it slows time
DDDowney: can you fuck it?
DDDowney: >dear sister
DDDowney: >can you fuck it
DDDowney facepalms
[RC] Shadow Ari: I just signed the invitation for my sisters wedding, too
[RC] Shadow Ari: OH GOD
[RC] Shadow Ari: AJIOFJSHSN
DDDowney: haha
DDDowney: plot twist, she's marrying you
[RC] Shadow Ari: ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DDDowney: haha
[RC] Shadow Ari: That, sir, is against the Bible
DDDowney: so is anger
DDDowney: the more you know
[RC] Shadow Ari: So is being a filthy filthy furry
DDDowney: haha
DDDowney: noah was totally a furry
[RC] Shadow Ari: nah
[RC] Shadow Ari: The rest of the worldbut him was
[RC] Shadow Ari: so as everything was flooding
[RC] Shadow Ari: he stole all the animals and shouted
[RC] Shadow Ari: "YIFF IN HELL, FURFAGS"
DDDowney: XD
DDDowney: we should write children's bible stories
[RC] Shadow Ari: oh lord
DDDowney: Jesus came back after 3 days because he was on 56k
[RC] Shadow Ari: "Why the fuck are we playing on a server in the middle east? Why not fucking Dallas? Who matched this?"
DDDowney: then Doubting Thomas raised his hand
[RC] Shadow Ari: "!ban Jesus 0 "Abusing OP""
DDDowney: Lazerus got banned for using god mode too