TFW no tiny bf

(gentle, cuddling)

David was in heaven, the powdery, cheesy, perfectly salty crumb he was gobbling down was the best thing he had eaten in weeks. What was better is that the whole crumpled metallic cavern carried the smell in the atmosphere, treated to the delectable flavour even when not eating it. All the salt was making him thirsty, so he quickly scrambled out and over to the fallen aluminium cylinder with a few sticky drops of flat drink puddled on the ground. He tried to fit through the small hole, his shoulders much too wide to fit through the can opening, the thing slightly hard to make out in the shadows of the room. He reached an arm out, sliding down the cold metal surface and just managing to touch the sweet stuff with the tip of his middle finger, bringing it out and licking the minuscule drop that did nothing to quench his thirst.

Flick.

David turned around and froze, the room now cast in a white light by the high up light bulb, illuminating the rubbish and clothes that were lazily discarded on the dusty carpet floor. In the doorway stood a young, 'normal' woman, towering over David even at her below-average stature. She wore comfy black sweat pants and matching hoody, dark, messy, unkempt hair hung from her scalp like a mop, allowing only a single green dark bagged eye to peer from behind the strands, that one eye was looking directly at him. Neither of them moved, afraid of startling the other into action. David was terrified, he was finally done, his years of scraping by from food scraps was done, he finally got caught by delving too greedily, directly into someone's home. Monica was so nervous, her stomach riling up and turning in anxiety. She had dreamed about this sort of thing, she couldn't blow it with any careless motions. She took a single step forward, planting her barefoot onto her filthy carpet slowly, the tiny person responding by running. Monica's reaction was almost instinctual, diving for the tiny thing beating its legs in a sprint, her large leap just enough to catch up and grab it in her hand. She heard muffled squeaking coming from between her clammy hands, the vaporous surface wetting him in her nervous sweat. She held him between her fingers, his squeaking now understandable as plain English.

"Please! I'm sorry for stealing! Don't kill me! Please! Please!" he squeaked out in a pitiful beg, tears streaming from his eyes in absolute terror. Monica looked at him confused, he was so scared... of her. She never made someone feel this way, she was always the quiet, mousy girl in the corner. Her heart was beating in nervousness, she needed to console him.

"I-I won't k-kill you! Y-you silly thing! Haha." she said with a forced laugh, trying to make herself sound friendlier, but the tremble in her voice revealing her nervousness.

"You won't? W-w-what are you going to do then? T-torture me?" he asked, fighting through slightly less tears than before, the giant girl's promise putting him at ease.

"N-no! Not even torture y-you, I promise!" her voice still trembled terribly.

"What then?" he said, tears stopping but the horrible pit in his stomach not, surely she had something diabolical planned, like keeping him in a jar and selling him off or something.

Monica took a deep breath, this was it, the most forward she would ever be. "C-can... you be my... B-bf?" she asked, cringing at the question and immediately wishing she could just go back and stop her ever saying it.

"Bee... eff? W-what's that?" he was lost, what was a 'bee-eff'? was it something good? Bad? He wasn't sure.

"Y-you know, 'boyfriend'..." she said with a forced smile, still unsure. "N-no... I'm sorry, that's stupid... I'm stupid. W-why would you want to be with me." she rubbed her neck with her free hand.

"What? What d-does a boyfriend do?" he asked, curious as to what she wanted out of him.

"Oh, I don't know... Watch movies and c-cuddle together or something... I've never really had one..."

"Y-you want me to watch... movies with you? Would we have food?"

"F-food? Yeah... I guess w-we could have food."

"And I can stay here?"

"Y-yeah, I guess."

To David this sounded like a dream come true: food, a place to sleep inside, and 'movies', he hadn't really seen any, sometimes he caught a few glimpses through the TV store windows. "I want to be your bf! Please?"

"Y-you want to be my bf? Like, boyfriend?" she asked, this was amazing, he actually wanted to be with her! She was almost hyper-ventilating from joy.

"Yes!"

Monica was so excited, this was so cool! She finally had someone to cuddle with, to watch movies and play games and whatever! She could do so many things. "I... uhhh... know I'm not a Stacy or anything, and I don't have big boobs or all that stuff..." David had no idea what she was talking about, or what a 'Stacy' was, but he was too overjoyed to care. "So... let's watch a movie!" she navigated through the messy room, over to her computer chair, into which she collapsed and moved her mouse, bringing it to life, her desktop background a handsome anime character. She opened her 'movie' folder and scrolled through, looking for something to watch. "Oh! Let's watch this one! It's kino." her voice giddy.

"Kino? What's that?"

"Oh, it's german, for cinema, it's like a meme."

"M-meme?"

"Never mind, just, uh... there you go." she dropped him on her desk, near her comfortable mouse pad, which he sat on, having to crane his neck to look at the glowing screen. He didn't understand exactly what she was doing, the white thing on screen responding to her tiny hand movements. This was a computer, he knew that much, but what was happening on screen was beyond him. Living the isolated life of a tiny scrounger meant many practical skills and common knowledge was alien to him. The movie began, the screen changing to a wide shot of a battlefield.

"Do... we have food, to eat?" he asked, deprived stomach grumbling after only having a few chip crumbs.

"Oh... I have some snacks. I'll go get them." She rose from her chair, returning with a packet of doritos and a can of mountain dew while the movie was still opening. She opened the bag and handed him a chip, cracking open the drink. David ferociously ate the cheesy chip, infinitely better than the paltry stale crumbs he was eating before. As he continued his grand feast he had an odd feeling he hadn't experienced in a long time: being full. He collapsed back, stomach aching. He returned his attention back to the movie, he missed some key parts and didn't really understand what was happening but the action was somewhat entertaining, albeit he needed to crane his neck to look, which was quickly becoming sore.

"Are you alright... boyfriend." she said, she could actually call someone that!

"My neck hurts from looking up a bit..."

Monica felt so bad... she was such an idiot and now he was in pain! Oh god she was a terrible girlfriend and he would run away at the first chance he got. She needed to make it better. "Uh... uh... sit on my shoulder! Yeah." she picked him up, plopping him onto the dusty worn shoulder of her hoody. "B-better?"

"Yeah, thank you!" David was at a better level now, his neck finally able to rest. He couldn't believe what was happening, he felt like the luckiest guy on Earth, food, shelter, all thanks to this giant girl. He needed to show his appreciation to her for taking him in, he was her 'bf' right? He shuffled over, close to her pale neck, covered by dark messy hair, he let his head lean against her, the thick strands of hair wiry but still soft. Monica didn't dare move... what was he doing? Oh god he was leaning on her, he was basically cuddling up to her. She couldn't think, she was almost hyperventilating, but then that would shake him and he would stop! She needed to calm down, never mind that her own boyfriend was actually cuddling with her, right now! She snapped out of her trance, back to watching the movie, trying to not be distracted by him.

The credits rolled, the dark screen making the room completely black. "Is... is the movie over?" he asked.

"Yeah, did you like it?"

David shuffled back, allowing her to turn her head and face him "Yeah... those explosion were really cool. What do we do now?" he asked.

"Well... I was going to play some games, before I... uh... f-found you."

"What kind of games?"

"I was going to play TF2, d-do you know it?" what was she saying of course he didn't, he had no clue about 'the real world'.

"No... is it, like, a board game?" his family used to scrounge up giant dice and other toys from dumpsters, inventing their own games, so he knew about board games.

"No, uh, video game... I think you're too small to use the keyboard." wait, should she have said that? Was it rude to mention his size?

"Okay! I'll just watch you."

Monica sighed, fearing she had accidentally offended him. She loaded up the game, selected a server and began to play. David watched the screen, seeing how her subtle movements translated on screen, it was strange to him, but he could understand it fairly well. The time ticked by, and in the dark with a full stomach he couldn't help but fall asleep on her shoulder. It was minutes Monica realised, she felt incredibly embarrassed, panicking about boring him to sleep... She was such a terrible girlfriend! Should she wake him up? Or was that worse? M-maybe she could...cuddle with him? She checked the time: 1 AM, she guessed she had a different sleep schedule to him. She closed out the game, taking the sleeping tiny in the palm of her hand, thankfully he didn't stir. She just looked at him; her boyfriend. He was so cute... she didn't deserve him, he should be with some tiny Stacy right now, having children together or whatever. But he agreed to be with her, and the way he cosied up to her... She just touched him a bit, just feeling his skin, his fine hair, his tiny limbs, she actually had a boyfriend. She couldn't help herself any longer, pulling him close to her face and squeezing him against her cheek, cuddling with him. He stirred, confused as to what was happening.

"Hmm? Wha-what's wrong?"

"Oh... uh... I-I was just..." she was so embarrassed, oh no she had revealed herself now, she was a big sperglady, touching and squeezing him while he was asleep.

"Oh, did I fall asleep? I'm sorry, that was rude."

Monica stared at him blankly, he actually apologised? "That's... o-kay, haha, I'll just... set you down." she placed the tiny on her sweatpants covered thighs, allowing him to snuggle against the soft spongy fabric. He rolled over onto his stomach, straddling her thigh.

"Goodnight, girlfriend." he said, causing Monica to smile.

When he was fast asleep Monica navigated the web, onto her favourite image board. She pressed the submit post button and began to author her post:

>Be me
>Autistic NEET femanon
>Just sit inside all day playing vidya, browsing the chans and watching anime
>Never had any confidence with boys, never even been hugged or kissed
>Find a tiny guy scurrying around my house and eating stale doritos
>Catch him
>Sperg out and ask him to be my bf
>He actually agrees
>Spend the night watching movies, playing games and eating snacks
>He's so cute he doesn't really know anything about the real world
>He's glad to just have food and physical affection
>He's okay with me touching and cuddling him
>He's sleeping on my lap right now

She clicked the upload file button: FeelsGoodMan.jpg.