ALTERNATE LOG 45: SUBJECT A4509STST - Bloontonium Bonanza

GIVEN DESCRIPTION: Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ Bʟᴏᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍ? Sᴀʏ ʜᴇʟʟᴏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ: MOAB Dᴇsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ɢᴜᴀʀᴀɴᴛᴇᴇᴅ! Tʜᴇ Bʟᴏᴏɴ Sᴏʟᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ M.A.D (Mᴏᴀʙ Assᴜʀᴇᴅ Dᴇsᴛʀᴏʏᴇʀ) ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏꜰꜰɪᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴇᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴛᴏ sʜᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss.. Mᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Bᴜsɪɴᴇss. Tʜᴇsᴇ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴘᴏᴘ-ʟᴏᴠɪɴɢ ᴀᴘᴇs ᴍᴀʏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴋᴏᴏᴋʏ.. Bᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇxᴘᴇʀɪᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴅᴇꜰᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴏᴍᴇ ʙᴀsᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʟʟ sᴏʀᴛs ᴏꜰ ᴘᴏɪsᴏɴᴏᴜs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟʏ ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴʀʏ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʙᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘ! ..Hᴀᴢᴍᴀᴛ sᴜɪᴛs ʀᴇᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴅᴇᴅ.

RESEARCH NOTES: Subject A4509STST appears to be a teamup of two characters from Bloons TD6: The Bloon Solver, one of the final upgrades of the Glue Gunner, and the M.A.D, one of the final upgrades for the Dartling Gunner. They both directly replace Toxic Spikes as the ninth contestant.
This timeline appears to be unique in that the reveal cycle lasted significantly longer, as indicated by track upload and comment dates. As a result, the roster seems to take a different approach, completely scrapping certain contestants such as Animal Grooving, Cereal Companions, and most notably: Disastrous Dealers. The absence of this last team seems to have been a direct result of the lengthier reveal cycle, and in turn preventing the domino effect leading up to the creation of "EA:EA." The consequences of this occurrence are not yet fully understood.