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Jump 163: Animorphs

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  1. Jump #163: Animorphs
  2. >Five of Wands (A stressful situation that brings out the best in the participants.)
  3. >Age: 14
  4. >Location: A non-descript city
  5. >Identity: Yeerk Escapee (-100)
  6. >Drawbacks: Visser Vendetta (+600)
  7. >Soldier On (1400)
  8. My mission, I suspect, will often be to retain my sanity until the end of the jump. But yes.
  9. >Secret Handshake (1300)
  10. Ability to bullshit: increased.
  11. >Follow the Trail (1100)
  12. Useful when I need to track conspiracies, of course.
  13. >My Name Is Crux! (Free, Escapee)
  14. Who the hell is this Jake clown?
  15. >What's This Do? (1000, Escapee)
  16. PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS!
  17. >Turning The Tables (800, Escapee)
  18. Now this is useful. I could already resist mind control efficiently, but being able to turn the tables has potential for future hilarity.
  19. >Ultimate Hunter (500, Escapee)
  20. I'm... actually not really intending to USE this, but hey, it could be of some sort of value.
  21. >The Series (450)
  22. All the spoilers. I kind of wonder if I should speedrun the series instead of letting it stretch out. It could be funny.
  23. >Notebook (400)
  24. Yay for automatic updating of conspiracies!
  25. >The Corkboard Map (300)
  26. Boo for manual updating of conspiracies.
  27. >Kandrona Tracker (100)
  28. This is kind of uh, what. This is what they use to eat? Yeah, I'm going to use this and eradicate their food sources, no doubt.
  29. >Skeleton Key (0)
  30. I mean, it's not like I don't have several other means to do this anyway, but... eh. Maybe if I need to loan one out.
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  32. So... yeah. The long and short of it? I'm going to read the books. I'm going to find out how the xenos work. And then I'm gonna purge me some xenos. Tactically. Mostly by eradicating their food sources and offering them the option of either fücking off to their home planet or eradicating their species. Because apparently they're biologically programmed to be assholes, like Daleks but without the cuddly appeal or the brains. Or the armored tank body.
  33.  
  34. Idiots.
  35.  
  36. Also if they choose not to fück off, I have every intention of finding a way to coat all of their ships in repulsion gel, because it is the most amusing way to render them a non-threat.
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