GregroxMun

Starships but more verbose

Jul 17th, 2017
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  1. Singular low frequency visible light
  2.  
  3. We shall depart towards the position on this planet where water and ground can both be found, both of us,
  4. Let’s find a higher point in the water
  5. They communicate, yes, but what is it that they intend to communicate
  6. Have an alcoholic beverage, clink, I have located a popular brand of that sort of liquid
  7. Unfortunate female dogs like me are becoming increasingly difficult to come by
  8. The guests at the bar, they are, let us depart to do something which may represent the subject of an innuendo
  9. The region, mine, indeed I am at that region
  10. Is it a value equal to one twice, or one thrice, at any rate it is wise to depart having spent a decently high gift to the wait staff
  11. I shall get rid of all of my money, and have not only no care for that action, but in fact I lack two cares for that action.
  12.  
  13. I am on the flat, solid, ground-like structure intended for the placement of objects and furniture, yes.
  14. I am a major fanatic of the art of quick and lively rhythmic movements
  15. So allow me to take many more of these interactions
  16. Until which point that I am forced to stop due to exhaustion
  17. Get on that flat, solid, ground-like structure
  18. As if there would never again be a chance to do so
  19. If you are in the need for more quick and lively movements
  20. Then look no further, as I am right here.
  21.  
  22. Interstellar spacecraft were designed not to fly, but to manipulate spacetime such that passage through long distances can be done in a manner faster than the speed of light
  23. In order to ensure this, you must raise your hands so that they are in contact with the atmosphere and are pointing towards the stars.
  24. We can not stop due to our increasing altitude,
  25. We must do this on at least one more occasion.
  26. (Oh oh, oh oh)
  27.  
  28. Interstellar spacecraft were in fact designed to fly in some cases, such as the landing manuevers in the event of a vehicle of that type being used for a colonization effort
  29. So that this happens, your grasping appendages must be extended towards the sky
  30. It is imperative that this is not the only time that this is attempted.
  31. In fact, we are unable to halt.
  32.  
  33. We have more altitude than Oedipus.
  34. We have gained additional altitude such that we are higher than the man on reddit who broke his arms.
  35. We have gained sufficient altitude to be above the majority of those who engage in sexually explicit activities with their female parents.
  36.  
  37. Ascend into the air for a moment, before descending into my toroidal pipe
  38. It belongs to me.
  39. Despite that, I am unable to pay my debt to the man who owns my living quarters
  40. I owe money to him
  41. But you can have sexual intercourse with whoever you want, you can do so with whoever you like
  42. For that is the way we live and I can not see it ending soon,
  43. Shine and be refracted by the atmosphere, late-M Dwarf star.
  44.  
  45. Now if you all would please allow me to hear you say rayment ray
  46. Please spend all of your money as today is payment day
  47. And if you are the seventh letter of the alphabet, you are indeed that, you are, it's true
  48. The title given to me at birth is Onika, however most people generally refer to me as Nicki.
  49.  
  50. Find yourself on the solid ground-liken structure once more
  51. As though it were again your last chance,
  52. If you want to do so again,
  53. Then I shall be at this location.
  54.  
  55. Interstellar Travel can be accomplished through the Alcubierre effect, a quirk of general and special relativity which allows for the breaching of the speed of light...
  56. However in order for this effect to function it is mandatory for the crew of vessels employing this effect to keep their hands towards the top of the vessel.
  57. We can not stop, as our speed is greater than that of light, and it is impossible to reinterface with normal space,
  58. It was my intention that we do this at least one more time.
  59. (Oh oh, oh oh)
  60.  
  61. ...Interstellar travel can also be accomplished at a much slower and much more energy efficient rate by simply utilizing massive rocket engines to accelerate to large fractions of the speed of light.
  62. In this method, hands can be kept at any attitude, though there is evidence that pointing them towards the sky is the most interesting and entertaining way.
  63. We shall do this for the final time now, I should think.
  64. We are unable to stop...
  65.  
  66. We are moving faster than a motherfucker.
  67. We have less propellant than a motherfucker.
  68. We used all of our propellant accelerating like a motherfucker.
  69.  
  70. Interstellar Spacecraft were intended to be utilized in atmospheric flight
  71. Raise your hands such that they are as far from the center of the planet as you can make them, making them in contact with the atmosphere.
  72. We are unable to stop, as our altitude has put us above the atmosphere and thus there is no longer any drag acting upon the vessel.
  73. We shall do this only one more time.
  74. (Oh oh, oh oh)
  75.  
  76. Interstellar space travel was intended to fly, metaphorically, as in it would become more popular over time.
  77. Raise your hands into the air so that it appears your fingers are in contact with the heavens
  78. This is the final time we shall discuss the subject
  79. We can not stop, though we must...
  80.  
  81. We have more altitude than someone who forgets their turning signal.
  82. We look towards the ground when we observe those who demean, insult, attack, or belittle those who are different from them.
  83. When looking at two altimeters, one stationed near a man who has had intercourse with his mother, and one stationed near us, our altimeter reads a larger number.
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