The Clop Werk Files: A Dreadful Posistion

>A bad day to read in Equestria.
"Damn Twilight, that was a good read."
>"Told ya."
>Yet another day spent with the adorkable purple unicorn.
>Reading books in silence and having creative discussions and other fun brain stimulating activities.
>That's all you've been doing since you've been in Equestria.
>Day in and day out, you two are total shut-ins.
>So here you are, sitting on her bed, cracking open another book.
>She joining you as well, side by side, the best of friends.
>You did find it odd that she wanted you to lie in bed.
>"It'll make you more comfortable while reading," she told you.
>She's right, her bed is way too big for her and by the Gods this bed is comfy.
>It's not weird to her nor you, your mind doesn't go there.
>Yes, that 'there'.
>You two just simply enjoyed each other's company.
>Nothing needed to be said.
>Heck both of you agree on the phrase 'silence is golden' and abide by it while you read.
>Lying on your back, you get to reading a book called 'Blood Runs Red'.
>Some Vampony thing going on.
>Eh, you'll give it a shot.
>So you got to reading the intro:
>"Ponies do the craziest shit, probably not the most genius observation."
>"But when running through a ghost town from a pack of Vamponies who are trying to drink every drop of you, things get vague."
>"My brother running beside me, nearly breathless, looks at me with anger in his eyes more than terror."
>"'You just HAD to poke at the wasp nest didn't you?! I wanted to go bowling but NOOOOO! Let's go fuck with Vamponies in their town!'"
>"Hearing his complaints getting drowned out by bat-like wings fluttering above us was not a pleasant thing to hear."
>"'Shut the fuck up and run! We'll have your bitch session later!'"
>"'Seriously, how does a mare like you get into THIS much trouble, Sashay?!'"
>Hmm...
>You could get into this.
>Reading commences.

>"Hey Anon, can we talk for a second?"
>And the silence has fallen.
>You fold up the book, keeping your place using a thumb.
>Turning to her, you give her the trademark 'sup' nod.
"What's on your mind?"
>"Well, probably not the best timing, but there's something I wanted to talk to you about."
>She clops her front hooves together nervously, her eyes averting contact from yours.
"Yeah? C'mon spit it out."
>"Well, I-I really like the time we spend together."
>You give her a warm smile.
"Aww, me too."
>Just before you go back to opening the book, she furthers the conversation.
>"I'm not done with what I have to say."
>You sigh calmly, giving the mare your undivided attention.
"Okay, I'm listening."
>She takes a deep breath then exhales.
>"I like you, Anon."
>You reach your hand over to her right ear, quickly giving it a nice scratch.
>"Oooh...my..."
"I like you too, Twilight. You're a cool friend."
>Bringing your hand back over, you leave Twilight in a dazed state.
>You get back to reading.
>Only to have Twilight tap on your chest with a hoof when she turned over on her stomach.
>"No, I don't think you understand. I like-like you."
>Look back at her with a confused expression on your face.
"Sorry, didn't catch that?"
>"Anon, you're so smart, funny, we have so much in common I kind of w-w-want us to ummm..."
>Did someone lose a Fluttershy?
>She makes a huff, her eyes locking onto yours.
>"Date, I'd like us to date, Anon."
>Isn't that ADAAAWWWABLE?!
>You pet her mane gently.
"Twilight, don't take this the wrong way, you're a great gal and all, but we're too close for that."
>"But-"
"I wouldn't our relationship to end in tragedy."
>She gasps out of nowhere, placing a hoof over her mouth.
>"I-I've read about this, y-you're-"
>She makes another shocking gasp like you've done some unspeakable taboo.
>"You're friendzoning me, aren't you?"


"With good reason, I really value our relationship, I wouldn't want to risk ruining it."
>You get to scratching her ear some more to calm her down.
>She can only manage to muster a frown on her face.
>Damn it, not a sad face Twilight, you can't handle that.
>"B-b-but the biggest risk is not taking a risk at all."
"Not always true, Twi."
>Oh God, you can see her tears welling up in her eyes.
>Shit, not the water works.
>"But Anon, I love you."
>Hooookaaay, she dropped that bomb, yup that happened.
>Oh goodness.
>Take it away Eminem.
>"Her hooves are sweaty, knees weak, legs are heavy."
>"There's vomit in her mane already, Mom's spaghetti."
>"She's nervous and on the surface she ain't calm nor ready,"
>"To drop bombs, but she keeps on forgetting-"
>Okay that's enough, appreciate it.
>"Word, verb, sentence and herb, yo."
"I w-what-whoa, Twilight, /love/ me?"
>"Yes, we known each other for a few months correct?"
"Mhm?"
>"And you'd say we get along a majority if not all the time, right?"
"Of course."
>"Do you find me to be sexually attractive?"
"Is this conversation really happening?"
>"Yes, unless you have a different view on reality."
"Twi, you know what I mean."
>"You're asking if this is really happening because it's not a topic that usually takes place between us."
"Now you're getting it."
>"And it's coming as such a shock that it's taking place that you're forced to question reality briefly."
"... Let's not get nerdy with this."
>She giggles, "ha ha, too late."
>She poofs a book into existence.
>You catch a glimpse of it's title: How to 'ship.
>"Hmm, it says here that if I am friendzoned by the one I love, I can either...hmm..."
>Thinking Twilight has engaged.
>Fucking Twilight, the only mare that has a book for everything.
>Except for getting out of Equestria.
>It's like God just dumped you here and said,'hey, here's some pones, don't come back.'

>You don't take it personally, you're sure there are other Anon's out there stuck somewhere.
>You hear Twilight slam the book shut, her face showing excitement.
>"All right! So, Anonymous, how would you like to join me for a drink? On me."
"HA! Twilight, you don't drink."
>"But you do, c'mon it'll be fun."
"Yeah, I'm going to have to pass on that."
>She poofs the book back into existence and gives it another study.
>"Hmm, it says here that...Oh, that's interesting."
"What? What's interesting?"
>The book poofs away again and suddenly her rape face is engaged.
>"I guess raping you will have to do."
>There is no way that was a suggestion in her book.
"Lemme see that book, Twi."
>Shrugging, she poofs it back then floats it over to you.
>Reading the page she's looking at, it does indeed suggest rape.
>You give her a look of befuddlement while she poofed the book away.
"Twilight, where do you even get these books from?"
>"That doesn't matter right now. It's time for rape."
>If Twilight is joking,she's one hell of a troll.
"You can't be serious."
>"I am, it's the only way to prove to you that you love me as much as I love you."
"I don't, you mustn't."
>"But I must."
"You wouldn't."
>"I could, but shouldn't."
>Time to get the fuck out of existence.
>You slide out of bed slyly, however Twilight had different plans.
>Using her cheatin' ass magic, she pulls you back in.
>"Oh no you don't, it's time we share our love."
"Uuuh, Twilight, how many times do I have to say it? I don't love you, not like that."
>"Exactly! You do love me, I just want us to take a step forward, is that so bad?"
"Y-"
>"Can't you see? We're meant for each other!"
"What gave you that idea?"
>"Anon, I find our relationship is mentally stimulating, our debates, the Friday night chess matches, the reading."
"Granted, totally owned you last week. The Spanish Dagger always prevails."
>She rolled her eyes on that one.

>"Puh-lease, I let you have that match, I just wanted to see what's so efficient about the 'Spanish Dagger'."
"Mhm, riiight, believe what you want. Still owned you."
>"You really think you're a mastermind don't--SEE?! Look at us! Anon I've never had a friend of the opposite sex that can as they say 'keep up' with me."
"So what? I'm just a bit of a nerd, that's all."
>"Well, if you're not making a big deal about the mental part of our relationship, why fuss about the physical? You still have yet to answer my other question."
"To answer both, I don't fuck horses, much less date them, it's just something that's considered a taboo where I'm from."
>"That doesn't answer my previous question, just because you wouldn't engage in intercourse with somep0ny doesn't mean you're not sexually attracted to somep0ny."
"Well, if you're going to put it that way, I suppose you /can/ be sexy. Some guys find intellect to be a sexy quality in females, mare or woman.
>"Would you be included in those said group of guys?"
"Yes."
>She rubs her chin, deep in thought for a moment, looking up at the ceiling.
>"Hmm..."
>Finally, her eyes shift back to you.
>"So what you're saying is, if I were human, you'd be all over me?"
"Not exactly as you put it, more of I wouldn't mind the relationship drifting to the direction you're suggesting."
>"Now that isn't fair, it's not like I chose to be a unicorn you know."
"And I didn't choose to end up in Equestria. Believe it or not, I'm suffering as much as you are."
>"Now you understand why rape has become an option."
"Even if it's morally wrong?"
>"Put yourself in my position, is there another way? And morally speaking, rape is excused during Estrus considering the circumstances other than that, it's wrong."
"Are you serious? What circumstances?"

>"It's nothing us mares can help, it's hard to be held accountable for the actions we have absolutely no control over during Estrus."
>Her magic pins your arms at your side.
>"If it's any consolation, I'm sorry, but I see no other way."
"Of course there is!"
>"Then tell me! You think I /want/ to rape you?"
"Well... yeah. I mean seriously, look at all of this."
>Unable to use your hands, you gesture with your eyes.
>She holds in her laughter.
>"You got me there, you're pretty hot."
>... Did she seriously just say that?
>"So, any suggestions?"
"... hope I fall in love with you someday?"
>A hoof is placed on your lips.
>"I don't have that kind of time, let me love you."
>Your pants disappear from your legs, leaving only your boxers.
>What the fucking shit? Is this really happening?
>She mounts you shortly, her plot landing right on your crotch area.
>Knocks the book you were reading out of your hand swiftly.
"Hey! I was reading that!"
>"You can read it later, it's a great read by the way, pretty solid writing too. Ha, I hated myself for not reading it sooner."
>Only Twilight would be the one discussing books when in the process of raping you.
>Her lips mash against yours awkwardly, shoving her tongue in your mouth.
>Forelegs wrap around your neck, you feel her horn almost pierce into your skull.
>"Your arms rendered useless, Twilight's status: ruthless,"
>"It's what to expect with horny Smart Grape,"
>"She wills your boxers out of existence and engages rape."
>Damn it Eminem, you was done already! Get out!
>"Why you gotta be like that though? A'ight I'm out, peace."
>Twilight breaks the kiss, finding herself short of breath.
>"MMM!"
>Rising her face from you, her eyes shift downward.
>Your boxers are gone, leaving only your flaccid pole coming to life.
>"Hmm, that won't do. OH! I know!"

>Her horn becomes surrounded in it's aura.
>Shortly after, your feel a cooling tingle around your member.
>A jolt runs a course through it from base to tip.
>You shudder in delight from finding it pleasurable.
"UNF~"
>A full blown erection occurs, brushing against Twilight's entrance briefly.
>The heat coming from it and her juices drizzling over your tip caused your boner to twitch.
>You tried to turn your hip in hopes to keep yourself from piercing into her.
"DAMN IT TWILIGHT WHAT THE HELL?!"
>A hoof travels across your face for a swift slap.
>The pain came to you as a bit of a shock.
>Twilight isn't known for being 'hooves on', she usually lets her magic handle it.
>"Calm down! This. Is. Happening! Do you hear me?!"
>She gently caresses your inflicted cheek tenderly with a hoof.
>"Anon, relax. Enjoy this, you'll thank me later, love."
>Using her magic, she grasps your cock, keeping it where she can sit on it sort of speak.
>Slowly, she makes her descend down onto you.
>Her wet insides gripping and pulling you in from the start.
>"Mmm, you like that?"
>You grab a handful of sheets in each hand, even though you can't move your arms.
>The stimuli was off the charts.
>This...feels good.
>Slap yourself internally.
>Focus damn it!
>Finally, Twilight comes to a stop, you've impaled her with the entirety of your cock.
>Her eyes roll to the back of her head while she made a hum.
>"Unnnmmmm, you're telling me you didn't enjoy that?"
>You're going to have to plead the fifth on this one.
>So you avert eye contact, remaining quiet.
>You didn't notice the smug smirk on her face.
>Twilight rises again, making every effort to keep a tight grip on you.
>It was useless trying to keep your groans of satisfaction to yourself.
>"Look at me," she commands.
>You turn away, but yet again her magic proves to be a universal tool.
>You're forced to look in her eyes that are written with lust and crazy.
>"I'm doing this for you."

>Stooping down to your face, she gives you a quick peck on your lips.
>Again, she comes down on you, moaning out loud.
>She starts to ride you while you're unable to stop her.
"Twilight, Oooohoooh-"
>She slams down on you yet again, causing a wet smack from her plot and your balls.
>"Mhm, just as I thought, I can read you like a book, Anon."
>Each slam brought you closer to cumming.
>It's something you can't prevent, she's got you where she wants you.
>And there's nothing you can do about it.
>You throw your head back while attempting to thrust upward.
>At the same time she rushes downward, your dick grinding along her tight walls.
>The friction causing tingles in your member.
>"AAAH~! ANON!"
"Remind me to kill you after this!"
>She doesn't respond.
>She just got down-right nasty.
>Breaking a sweat to get her prize.
>Unable to budge from under her grasp.
>In nearly no time at all, you quiver, thrust in the air yet again.
>"Mmm, getting close aren't you~?"
"N-"
>"I can see it on your face, Anon. Cuummmuh~"
>And just like that, you release, feeling her milk every drop puts your mind in a state of bliss that's on the next level.
>Your load flooding into her plot, mixing with her fluids with every pump that feels more like a wild spasm.
>Your head rolls left and right, a shout of enjoyment escapes your lips.
>Twilight looks down at you, her mane somewhat ruffled up.
>Breathing heavily, she places a hoof on your chest.
>You erection is softening.
>"Now, was that so bad, Anon?"
"..."
>Conflicted feelings are conflicted.

>"I'll take that as a 'no'."
>You try to move your arms and find that they're held in place still.
>"Ha ha, you're not going anywhere, my love."
"What are you talking about? You got what you wanted."
>"I think you have the wrong idea here, Anon."
>She lowers her face toward your left ear.
>Letting out a convoluted giggle, she gives your earlobe a lick.
>"You're not leaving until I milk you dry."
>She comes face to face with you again.
>"So enjoy yourself, okay? Relax~"
>Her horn lights up again, instantly you feel it's grasp around your cock.
>Another jolt is sent through it, tip to base.
>Aroused beyond belief, out of instinct, you reach for her flank.
>Only to find that Twilight's magic isn't going to let that happen.
>Her eyes cut to your hands for a second, she cocks her eye brow as a response.
>That smug smirk of hers can get under your skin.
>"Not so fast there. First I have to get my fill."
>Double time initiated.
>Twilight is relentless with her riding.
>Your mind is having an overload in pleasure.
>A pony's plot is just...
>You can't think straight from it being part of a dream you didn't know you had.
>The clamping down and tugging is just amazing.
>Feeling it's heat and slickness, providing an inordinate amount of stimuli.
>Even though the pleasure it causes seems to be unreal, it almost makes you feel inadequate.
>Twilight's eyes have rolled to the back of head.
>She's fallen victim to mindless lust.
>Hearing the wet smacks and bed creaks have become routine.
>Twilight slamming down to the hilt, unable to control her shouts of delight.
>She keeps telling that she loves you over and over again.
>The air is thick with lust must, her mane in a total mess.
>She's drooling oddly enough, the drips falling onto your bare chest.
>Wait... When the hell did she get your shirt off?!


>After about two hours, Twilight has managed to rut you into the dirt sort of speak.
>Finally, she collapse on your chest, both of you out of breath.
>Looking at you, she doesn't hesitate to peck your lips.
>She makes a sweet giggle while staring into your eyes.
>"Still want to kill me?"
"I... Well..."
>"Hm?"
"Uhhh... Let's just go back to reading."
>"Aww, can we at least cuddle for a little while?"
"Fair enough."
>And so a beautiful relationship blossomed.

>"So Anon, what do you think?"
"Twi, that was hot, but how do you know of Eminem?"
>"/mlh/ is a thing now remember?"
"Oh right, that dreaded autism soaked place."
>"Shuddup, so anything else?"
"I didn't care for the arguing too much."
>"I suppose. So, the next scene involves pegging against your will."
"Hell no, nope, double nope, and another nope for the road, ain't reading it."
>"Pegging is not your fetish?"
"That's correct."
>"... How disappointing."
"Excuse me?"
>"2014."
>"Not into bending over for mares with pairs."
>"Stay pleb, Anon."
"Twilight, you really gotta stop lurking /mlh/, it's changing you."
>"I can stop whenever I want."
"How about now?"
>"I said when /I/ want, not you."
"Typical. Why don't you come outside?"
>"BLASPHEMY!"
"What?"
>"Anon, nop0ny wants to come /outside/."
"Yeeeah, c'mon, time to get some fresh air. Jeez, technology in Equestria is changing the lot of you for the worst."
>"Pff, what are you talking about?"
"Look, its bad enough Fluttershy is trotting all over the place wearing a fedora, now you're writing for /mlh/ too?"
>"Mhm, it's fun, you should try it."
"Oh God, when will this madness end?! This... This ride of chaos, it needs to end."
>"Silly Anon, don't you know that..."
"Don't say it, don't you fucking say it."
>"The ride never ends."
"Remind me to kill you later."