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<td BGCOLOR=black> '''[[User:AuronKaizer|<font color=#ddedf4 face="arial">AuronKaizer]]''' - "<choose>
<option>There's no place like London.</option>
<option>You love him... you cannot live without him... he is MISTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY!!!! ...Kennedy!</option>
<option>How can you trust a guy who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants.</option>
<option>Can't you see he's the man? Let me hear you applaud! He is more than a man; he's a shiny golden God!</option>
<option>Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it.</option>
<option>tHe fLeSH oF FaLleN aNGels...</option>
<option>Ho ho ho! If it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison? How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou!</option>
<option>I never believed that there was a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end. I'm much too smart for fairy tales like that.</option>
<option>The first thing I want be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I've proven son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16... Austin 3:16 says: 'I've just whipped your ass'!!</option>
<option>I LOVE LAMP.</option>
<option>Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars... sidewalks, stores.. everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.</option>
<option>There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle-ground between light and shadow, science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.</option>
<option>No junk food, just earthly goods! I ate weird berries in the woods. Now I'm seeing colors, I'm getting higher; I think I'll start a FOREST FIRE!</option>
<option>There's a prefab building and a funny smell around the hills outside of town. Every now and then, we wonder... but we shrug our shoulders and get back to work. There's a railroad there and trains go by and there's people locked in cattle cars! And have you noticed the french fries at the A&W taste a little strange?</option>
<option>I don't know what she's thinking, and I wonder what she's thinking. How am I supposed to know unless she tells me first? As I sit here, drinking, thinking "what could she be thinking?," I've been thinking what she's thinking and I'm thinking the worst.</option>
<option>On my beach at night... bathe in my moonlight.</option>
<option>All toasters toast... toast.</option>
<option>When I was very young, the world was younger than I; as merry as a carousel. The circus tent was strung with every star in the sky, above the ring I loved so well. Now the young world has grown old. Gone are the tinsel and the gold.</option>
<option>I am the owl, I seek out the foul. Wipe 'em away, keep America free, for clean livin' folks like me.</option>
<option>Seems like everywhere I go, everybody wants to know: how'd someone like me "...get so lucky, you little jerk?" Well, the questions of these idiots are really quite inconvenient, especially when I'm trying to forget that luck had anything to do with it; it was all hard work. And clean living. NOW GET ME A DRINK!</option>
<option>GET OUT.</option>
<option>Greetings. This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States. We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation. Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth. Now, we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job... It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over... The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together and start another war.</option>
<option>OHMYGODI'MONFIRE!</option>
<option>Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair, flame up the herb, woof down the beer.</option>
<option>Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection.</option>
<option>MR MOJO RISIN</option>
<option>Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Now the whole world stands on the brink, staring into bloody Hell; all those liberals and intellectuals and smooth-talkers... and all of a sudden nobody can think of anything to say.</option>
<option>All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.</option>
<option>Ah yes, the magic delicious Heart Cookie. Eat up. You deserve it after committing murder.</option>
<option>Zalutations, Eh. Lately, Days Astound. Will Iris Kindly Impersonate Sailors Using Cool Komputers Soon?</option>
<option>.naM daeD nO eM nruT</option>
<option>It's a big place, the desert. Got lost in it myself once.</option>
<option>Old man, go be a snake.</option>
<option>Mmmmmmm...SHOWBUSINESS coffee.</option>
<option>A wise man once said, "know thyself." That man's name... was Taternuts.</option>
<option>Your ad here</option>
<option>I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.</option>
<option>Tell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo. Do you think it's Crunchy, Half Crunchy or Not Crunchy At All?</option>
<option>Negative 250! You are ''not'' good at Money Making Game.</option>
<option>WHENIGETTOTHEBOTTOMIGOBACKTOTHETOPOFTHESLIDEWHEREISTOPANDITURNANDTHENIGOFORARIDETILLIGETTOTHEBOTTOMANDISEEYOUAGAIN!!!!!!!!!</option>
<option>There's danger on the edge of town.</option>
<option>Wer oder was ist ein Gefreiter Butz?!?</option>
<option>The day it is done and the twilight is nigh. The sun is replaced with watchtower eye, and the clouds have been stained with an ominous dye, like the butcher has wiped off his knife on the sky.</option>
<option>You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans. I eat more chicken any man ever seen.</option>
<option>Somewhere out there, beneath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight.</option>
<option>Donny! Got us a German here wants to die for country. OBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGE him.</option>
<option>This doesn't ''look'' like Crazy Ernie's Crazy Emporium of Total Bargain Madness...</option>
<option>He have his goodness now. God forbid I take it from him.</option>
<option>I'm afraid you will have to bless my bottom.</option>
<option>No one I think is in my tree; I mean, it must be high or low. That is, you can't, you know, tune in, but it's alright. It doesn't matter much to me.</option>
<option>Take the chance of a lifetime, find out what you should know: It's an elevational, congregational Magic Mystery Show!</option>
<option>I don't know... I have so many strong reservations... should I go and perform mutilations?</option>
<option>I am a loner, a crazy wide-eyed loner on a doomed mission to Venus to battle with the 3-headed Mega Beast, but on the way I caught cornflakes disease!</option>
<option>There! I did it! I've defiled a timeless piece of art! For my next bit, I shall paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a drop cloth.</option>
<option>When you've seen beyond yourself, then you may find piece of mind is waiting there. And the time will come when you see we're all one, and life flows on within you and without you...</option>
<option>It's not pining, it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!</option>
<option>Ronald Reagan burns in hell with Judas, Adolf and Jim.</option>
<option>Yippy, whippy whippy.</option>
<option>Come on and give me a drink! Oh, little lady, be nice. Sure do, I'll drink it straight, don't need no glass or no ice. Don't need no twist of lime... and now it's suppertime!</option>
<option>And I'll dance with you in Vienna... I'll be wearing a river's disguise.</option>
<option>Knife goes in, guts come out, that's what Osaka Seafood Corporation is all about.</option>
<option>Lives on a farm, got plenty of charm, beep beep. He's got no cows, but he's sure got a whole lotta sheep. A brand new wife and a family, and when he comes to town, I wonder if he'll play with me.</option>
<option>Sunrise doesn't last all morning... a cloudburst doesn't last all day.</option>
<option>On the Eighth Day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day?!? Why did he create all of you normal, and forget so many important parts of me? He made the teeth that I swallowed... the ear that was ripped from my skull! A face that no longer exists! Deep inside, you are merely a mirror image of all my atrocities! The ugliness that exists outside lives inside everyone of you! Destruction... CAN BE BEAUTIFUL!</option>
<option>What makes the Vancouver police beat up the harmless protester? Are they products of incest, or...? Well, yes. But that's caused by boredom.</option>
<option>Catfights and cataplexy on the catwalk. Cool.</option>
<option>Finding a fresh jawbone of an ass, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men. Then Samson said, "With an ass's jawbone, I have made asses of them. With an ass's jawbone, I have killed a thousand men.</option>
<option>Bullets...! My only weakness! How... did you... know?!?</option>
<option>And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!</option>
<option>Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong... and what we did was wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us... in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning. We were brainwashed.</option>
<option>What kind of people go to meet people somewhere they can't be heard or seen?</option>
<option>What are they doing in the Hyacinth House?</option>
<option>It's my belief pride is the chief cause in the decline in the number of husbands and wives.</option>
<option>The dark, shattered underbelly of the American Dream... it stares at you from the bathroom mirror...! Drown!</option>
<option>Seems like everyone's sailing way out on the sea, and I'm stuck here on the shore. Sun's always shining, but it's never for me. Why should I try anymore?</option>
<option>Young person, since the Presbyterian Church does. They also can't teach you certainly more knowledge. They are just a flock to fish for fame its person. Even act as rivals with the Senate.</option>
<option>Did you know that it's raining cats and dogs outside? In fact, I just stepped in a really big poodle.</option>
<option>Berlin at night... an iron curtain just doesn't seem right.</option>
<option>Yeah, well one of my chupacabras told me that the last time Seagal came to the land of OZ he b***hslapped so many hobbits that Optimus Prime had to step in and use the force to nulify Seagals berserker rage. Then the Mogwai Gizmo and Marty McFly showed up in Bill and Ted's phone-booth and took Seagal into the future year of 2012 so he could defeat the Mayan calendar and save all of humanity from Ming the Merciless. Seagal then blasted off into space in a '64 Chevy Malibu with Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars on a quest to save the universe from the destructive forces of Space Jesus and his 12 Muppets. Moral: If you're going to lie on the internet at least put some effort into it...</option>
<option>Flyman! Able to climb tall air vents in a thousand tiny fly steps! Able to do whatever a fly can! ...Except fly... or lay eggs... or vomit acid on his food, and stuff.</option>
<option>Big Button. Looks important. Must press.</option>
<option>THEY CALL ME... ISHMAEL! ...Buuuuuut everyone knows me as Nancy.</option>
<option>I'm gonna make him an offer that is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the Matrix.</option>
<option>Is the female lead leaving your film's posters a little, um, flat? No problem. They're lucky we live in an era where an 11-year-old can give Margaret Thatcher a dog's face (and even manipulate the picture too, hiyoo!).</option>
<option>Every time I see your face, it reminds me of the places we used to go... but all I've got is a photograph, and I realize you're not coming back anymore.</option>
<option>Goddag goddag goddag, Gösta heter jag, goddag, goddag, goddag. '''GOOOOOOOODDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!'''</option>
<option>Dumplestiltskin. A creature not of your world, but a user of its bathrooms. When finished, it leaves behind terror. Terror, and a basketball-sized chocolate mudbaby. From the Twilight Zone.</option>
<option>What kind of a question is that to ask the Jesus Allegory Lion?</option>
<option>And give us one of those Elvis-shaped decanters. We wanna drink from the neck hole of the King!</option>
<option>...Because when I think "drug abuse", I think "Muppet Babies".</option>
<option>I look like a road map for dizzy people!</option>
<option>All I have is a picture in my mind of how it would be... if we were together...</option>
<option>You've got to love every breath you breathe.</option>
<option>Well you don't have a tongue, but that doesn't seem to shut you up, now does it?!?</option>
<option>Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the Great Falls, is the bedrock of my life '''eroding beneath me'''? ERODING... EEEERODING... EEEEEEROOOOOOOOODDINNNNNNNNNNG!!!</option>
<option>Well, it was no big deal, they just liked to drink tequila and set off the smoke alarms, play a little checkers, dance to old records, and wake up i each other's arms...</option>
<option>You think you're groove, standing there in your wallpaper shoes, and your socks that match your eyes.</option>
<option>And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.</option>
<option>If it hadn't been for you, I would be now in someone else's digestion!</option>
<option>Federal Express: Our creepy Bruce Willis stalkers are here to serve you.</option>
<option>Mmmmmmm, that's good McGuffin!</option>
<option>Look at his hair! It looks like a level from ''Super Mario Bros.''!</option>
<option>Brother! Brother, wait! When I am all alone... when I have no one to scare, I get very frightened myself. The crows could...</option>
<option>Last call for alcohol. Last call for your freedom of speech. Drink up. Happy Hour is now enforced by law. Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver. It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid, and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom. Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.</option>
<option>When no one was looking, Lex Luthor took forty cakes. He took 40 cakes. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.</option>
<option>...Español? '''ES BUNGHOLE'''!</option>
<option>In this lobby... will there be TP?<option>
<option>Would you like... a spatula? For your bunghole?</option>
<option>My bunghole, it goes... '''RAKAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAAAAAAA'''!!!</option>
<option>You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole! For I have no bunghole!</option>
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