Cholesterol doesn't do damage

[10:26 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: Cures Python while asking about his cholesterol levels.
[10:26 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: !2d6
[10:26 AM] BOTRengetsu: @Trickysticks the 🍡 rolled 5, 3. Total: 8
[10:26 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: +6 = +14
[10:27 AM] 🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences: Wait what, why is that important?!
[10:27 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: Uhhhh
[10:27 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: takes notes on his stone notepad.
[10:27 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: Tricky!
[10:27 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: You can use my drone now!
[10:28 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: Oh, I'd tell you why it's important but I have to remain confidential.
[10:28 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: About my patients.
[10:28 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: ....
[10:28 AM] Mr. Gaberson: @🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences  turn!
[10:28 AM] 🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences: ...Tricky you are not a doctor.
[10:29 AM] 🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences: strikes Cat with his sword.
[10:29 AM] 🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences: !dice 20
[10:29 AM] BOTRengetsu: @🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences rolled 1
[10:29 AM] 🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences: ...um.
[10:29 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: People with high cholesterol tend to do less damage...interesting...
[10:29 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: grabs Sphe's bot and takes notes with it.
[10:29 AM] 🐍 Orochi of Ominous Occurrences: TRICKY!!
[10:29 AM] Mr. Gaberson: +5 due to def down!
[10:29 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: And I totally am a doctor! I think.
[10:30 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: Reimu told me to help out at the village clinic and said I'd be "better than the quacks there".
[10:30 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: So I'm definitely something.
[10:33 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: throws a cholesterol rock at Cat.
[10:33 AM] Mr. Gaberson: @Trickysticks the 🍡  turn~!
[10:33 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: !1d20
[10:33 AM] BOTRengetsu: @Trickysticks the 🍡 rolled 1. Total: 1
[10:33 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: Hmm, this definitely confirms my findings...
[10:34 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: Well
[10:34 AM] Trickysticks the 🍡: The scientific method is quite the thing.
[10:34 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: Cholesterol is not a thing anymore.
[10:34 AM] Completly Not Sphe At All: Because it does not hurt really.